I've always been obsessed with pushing the limits of how far I can piss. From 2 meters to 10 meters to 20 meters, I kept pushing myself, even videoing the angle and trajectory of the piss stream so I could do some quick parabolic motion calculations and find out how much power I needed to get the piss another meter or so farther. I'd also measure the wind speed, temperature and pressure just to make sure my air resistance calculations are right, but to make sure, I also hook this data into a computer to simulate the scenario using computational fluid dynamics. Eventually, the simulations got so complicated that I had to buy a new graphics card for $6000 but that's just not what this post is about. Thanks for the cool informative video, Defyn!
you sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
8 or 9 months ago I was a ground RB player that never flew because I was "no good at it." I found your vids and decided to learn, I fell in love with air RB and yesterday, I got my first Jet Ace (5 kill game) in the A5C! So thank you!
Hey...Hey DEFYN. Guess what... You're getting close to 100k subs... Guess what else has 100 in it's name. The F-100D. You should play it since it is the perfect celebratory plane for 100k subs!
I want the Python-4 for this thing to compensate the lack of manouvrability like the SMT with the R-73. Its a shame that this thing recived Aim-9Ms, israel never bought Aim-9M to USA and never used 9Ms in any of his jets in service, until today israel is still using the 9L to do Air Patrols, and the Python-4 or principally the Python-5 for heavy combat.
It would be rly cool if you could have a friend ride in the back and act as co pilot. Irl having a wizzo is defiantly an advantage over a single seat/ pilot aircraft.
@@jewjet1165 yeah and no, even sim is too fast paced. it will work but for the most accurate gameplay gaijin would have to increase map size and reduce player counts
@@jewjet1165 I was also thinking that they cld shift seats or take gunner positions on planes with defensive gun emplacements.. wld be extra coo if friends cld fill as many gunner slots as the plane has. might be rly OP tho is the snail gunners were all replaced with real ppl.
Teammates in this game has the iq of an elder chicken with brain damage sometimes, and they also have the "mine, mine, mine" mentality from the finding nemo's seagulls every time they see an easy kill on the deck.
Defyn i NEEEEED an Air RB control layout guide. Just starting to unlock end game vehicles and not really comfortable with the control setup i have currently. My keyboard feels cluttered with inputs that i dont even use. A quick layout guide that i can tweak to my comfort would be AWESOME. Basically just need to know what controls i NEED to have set and which ones i don't need a button for at all. Most guides on youtube are too vague or outdated for modern jets.
Hey Defyn, a year ago you flew the Mirage F1C and concluded it is at best a mid-mobile. Now, a year later, would you still say that is the case? I am grinding my way to the Mirage 2000 (slowly but surely) and my first three games in the F1C have been fairly enjoyable honestly. Maybe this is just stockholm syndrom from having a lackluster radar and flight performance of the Mirage 3E for so long or no flares at 10.3 in the Mirage 3C, but the F1C feels much better. Maybe you can revisit it?
It has magic 2's... Magic 2's received a part of it's flare resistance... It's copy paste R-73 flare resistance which means after launch it shrinks it's FOV to 0.75 So yes it got a lot better because missile got buffed
@@Leonidae autopilot for bomber view and gunners is not what I'm talking about... What I meant is keeping the plane straight in sim, while you aim with guided missiles through it's view
I laughed so hard at that F-14B near 9 minutes of the video. "Listen to that F-14 just spray his ass off and hit nothing except for his teammate" - your commentary was timed perfectly with what we see on the screen. LMAO.
Its amazing how many players dont realize that heat seekers go after the hottest thing in their FOV... A few days ago I had I guy cuss me out for TKing him when, several seconds after I fired an AIM-9L, he decided to afterburn his F-14 in between my missile and its target... Do these people think flares have some kind of special magic voodoo on them to make missiles chase them? Good vid mate, I appreciate the breakdown of your thought processes and strategy!
16v16 is too much for air rb, every game you end up in a furball where it's impossible to keep track of what's going on. And if you try to avoid the furball you end up in a 1v6 after your team gets annihilated. There's no BVR or dogfights, there's only furballs.
And the worst part is the same people who complained the battles were too short now say it’s a “skill issue” when you or your team gets shit stomped within 60 seconds of leaving the airfield
@@RT42069 exactly, but those who advocated for 16v16 will cry “skill issue” even though top tier is the only bracket where you can’t have legit dogfights. Granted even with high tier it can get stupid, but you’re not gonna get nuked from 3 miles away by some retard with an AIM-9L
Yoooo, consider making an LA-200 vid dud, thing can actually fight things, would be interested in what you think about it. Seems like a Brick, but can defs hold it's own in a dogfight agains't most non max uptiers.
I'd just say you're using it wrong, I use Derby's as a close to medium-range fox 3 and normally I get 1 -2 or even 3 kills with it. But its no aim 120.
It suposed to have Python-4 not Aim-9Ms israel never bought Aim-9M to usa, and this F-16D never used Python-3 for the reason that the Python-4 was being developed at that Time.
@@geeno_ms5233 If it didn't have the aim-9M, then why not use the python-3 stock anyway since it is not historically accurate anyway? It would make the Obama more unique, and there is no reason to sacrifice game integrity for the python-4, the game is NOT ready for the python-4 yet as the devs have stated previously.
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At 4:33 we can see a perfect example of teammates saving your ass in any situation
He even got teamkilled by a Python 3 XD
Perfectly cut rage
You can't die to the enemy if you die to your teammates
Friendlies are just enemies in blue
WE CRASHING THE WEDDING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣
Jfc
YEMEN wait no yeah man
holy dronestrike!
The obamium camoflauge was a nice touch, great video as always!
I've always been obsessed with pushing the limits of how far I can piss. From 2 meters to 10 meters to 20 meters, I kept pushing myself, even videoing the angle and trajectory of the piss stream so I could do some quick parabolic motion calculations and find out how much power I needed to get the piss another meter or so farther. I'd also measure the wind speed, temperature and pressure just to make sure my air resistance calculations are right, but to make sure, I also hook this data into a computer to simulate the scenario using computational fluid dynamics. Eventually, the simulations got so complicated that I had to buy a new graphics card for $6000 but that's just not what this post is about.
Thanks for the cool informative video, Defyn!
ONG?!?!
What's your record?
you sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
@@CatWithAOpinion uhh probably 5-6 meters
Trying to do Big Bill Hell's challenge pissing I see.
Defyn's soul is leaving his body at an alarming rate in these new vids
it's funny because if you see his older videos he's more rude and has a duller voice intonnation.
8 or 9 months ago I was a ground RB player that never flew because I was "no good at it." I found your vids and decided to learn, I fell in love with air RB and yesterday, I got my first Jet Ace (5 kill game) in the A5C! So thank you!
Hey...Hey DEFYN. Guess what... You're getting close to 100k subs... Guess what else has 100 in it's name. The F-100D. You should play it since it is the perfect celebratory plane for 100k subs!
Il fly the event one and thats enough F100 for me
@@DEFYN fly the American one bro 🙏
@@Thunderkornits awful
@@DEFYN Better make it a good video then😫
@@thesupreme8062it used to be good but that was prehistoric times
Thank you Jaek for making this skin!
Thanks Obommer
Thanks obommer
Thanks for the review! Wanted to see what I was grinding for now, as always, video does not disappoint
I hope that skin becomes marketplace. Will be my first buy on war thunder.
Another 10/10 Defyn title
Could you try the US Canberra? It got a 20mm cannon modification this update would be cool seeing you play it again.
Certified Kunduz hospital moment
💀
8:13 AIM-9Ms have been doing what?????
DEFYN going all in with absolutely no remorse 14:12
Went from drone strikes to air strikes
I want the Python-4 for this thing to compensate the lack of manouvrability like the SMT with the R-73. Its a shame that this thing recived Aim-9Ms, israel never bought Aim-9M to USA and never used 9Ms in any of his jets in service, until today israel is still using the 9L to do Air Patrols, and the Python-4 or principally the Python-5 for heavy combat.
I'm not sure how the Python 4 performs, but I can tell you the Python 5 would be INSANELY OP. It makes the 9X look weak
@@RT42069good
*DEFYN* sounds so angry😂
the rage came from the lack of sleep and the fact i had to do 7 takes to get this video right. I kept waffling about nothing ._.
Isnt it funny how the best bombing F-16 named after the best bombing president?
14:15 you did not have to do us like that lmao
4:36 The Last Hope.........
It would be rly cool if you could have a friend ride in the back and act as co pilot. Irl having a wizzo is defiantly an advantage over a single seat/ pilot aircraft.
not in warthunder, warthunder is too fast paced for that
@@goldfishPACIFIERsim
@@jewjet1165 yeah and no, even sim is too fast paced. it will work but for the most accurate gameplay gaijin would have to increase map size and reduce player counts
@@jewjet1165 I was also thinking that they cld shift seats or take gunner positions on planes with defensive gun emplacements.. wld be extra coo if friends cld fill as many gunner slots as the plane has. might be rly OP tho is the snail gunners were all replaced with real ppl.
That would be absolutely amazing for ground pounding
Teammates in this game has the iq of an elder chicken with brain damage sometimes, and they also have the "mine, mine, mine" mentality from the finding nemo's seagulls every time they see an easy kill on the deck.
This thing really shines using the GBU’s for high alt CAS
Defyn i NEEEEED an Air RB control layout guide. Just starting to unlock end game vehicles and not really comfortable with the control setup i have currently. My keyboard feels cluttered with inputs that i dont even use.
A quick layout guide that i can tweak to my comfort would be AWESOME. Basically just need to know what controls i NEED to have set and which ones i don't need a button for at all. Most guides on youtube are too vague or outdated for modern jets.
Hey Defyn, a year ago you flew the Mirage F1C and concluded it is at best a mid-mobile.
Now, a year later, would you still say that is the case? I am grinding my way to the Mirage 2000 (slowly but surely) and my first three games in the F1C have been fairly enjoyable honestly. Maybe this is just stockholm syndrom from having a lackluster radar and flight performance of the Mirage 3E for so long or no flares at 10.3 in the Mirage 3C, but the F1C feels much better.
Maybe you can revisit it?
It has magic 2's...
Magic 2's received a part of it's flare resistance...
It's copy paste R-73 flare resistance which means after launch it shrinks it's FOV to 0.75
So yes it got a lot better because missile got buffed
“Wipes tears” it’s beautiful 👌
Obamna
this pleases me a lot
Been waiting for Defyn to make a video on the barak Obama
100K subscribers soon! Keep it up and don't forget about them WW2 planes.
Going back after the patch stuff
I hope they give this thing the python 5 missles that the idf actually use. One can only dream
thank you jaek for this skin and great video as always
this video title is a masterpiece holy shit lmao
Aim9Ms have been treating me nicely from behind....
-Defyn Circa 2023
Barak 2 is a BEAST in GRB
0:37 "which is a bit of Obama" I see what you did here :D
4:57 my name is wart hunter but its slightly different than the guy who was behind you
my jaw dropped when I saw that Obama paint scheme. I was not expecting that, thank you for the laugh
barak - lightining (ברק)
We’re stopping the F22 program with this one 😎
That video title gave me an aneurysm.
This title confuses me entirely yet i still understand it kind of
wish twin-seaters had a "fly in a straight line" function, so you could aim better with mavericks and stuff
It is in the settings..
@@Leonidae autopilot for bomber view and gunners is not what I'm talking about...
What I meant is keeping the plane straight in sim, while you aim with guided missiles through it's view
We live! We love! We lie!
I laughed so hard at that F-14B near 9 minutes of the video. "Listen to that F-14 just spray his ass off and hit nothing except for his teammate" - your commentary was timed perfectly with what we see on the screen. LMAO.
the endings always funny that i want the next video soon
Omg now we know obamas last name is II. Finally the mystery is solved
It's Joever. He's Bidone.
This plane is such an Obummer
Get this man to 100k.
sometimes i forget i launched a missile (aim-9m) because it has almost ZERO smoke.
well, its more of a bomber then a fighter from the beggining.
8:57 Certified "Controller Player" moment...
i couldn't stop laughing when DEFYN called it barak obama 2 as in hebrew barak means lightning. great skin btw
Barak II Obamna
Its amazing how many players dont realize that heat seekers go after the hottest thing in their FOV... A few days ago I had I guy cuss me out for TKing him when, several seconds after I fired an AIM-9L, he decided to afterburn his F-14 in between my missile and its target... Do these people think flares have some kind of special magic voodoo on them to make missiles chase them?
Good vid mate, I appreciate the breakdown of your thought processes and strategy!
16v16 is too much for air rb, every game you end up in a furball where it's impossible to keep track of what's going on. And if you try to avoid the furball you end up in a 1v6 after your team gets annihilated. There's no BVR or dogfights, there's only furballs.
And the worst part is the same people who complained the battles were too short now say it’s a “skill issue” when you or your team gets shit stomped within 60 seconds of leaving the airfield
Yeah, it's pretty dumb. Low tier should have much more pvp while top tier should have much less.
Every time I think I'm winning a dogfight some random unspotted dude just butt rapes me with a missile
@@RT42069 exactly, but those who advocated for 16v16 will cry “skill issue” even though top tier is the only bracket where you can’t have legit dogfights. Granted even with high tier it can get stupid, but you’re not gonna get nuked from 3 miles away by some retard with an AIM-9L
Imagine having a slow stalled out Yak-141 infront of you and your first thought is "aw man I can't aim, better use a missile"
Well you dont have guns since 9.0 so its the only way to kill it except crashing into it
Yoooo, consider making an LA-200 vid dud, thing can actually fight things, would be interested in what you think about it. Seems like a Brick, but can defs hold it's own in a dogfight agains't most non max uptiers.
The Barak may be pisswater for Air RB but playing CAS, it's arguably the best. *8* Paveways in Ground RB is cracked
i think you mean Barry Soetoro its even got an extra seat for big mike to ride on his back
Thanks Obommer
another banger title
could you do a video on the mirage 2000 again? I am interested to see what its new performance at top tier is like
I think you may have written that title mid stroke my dude 😮
IT IS NOT JOEVER 💯💯💯‼‼‼🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
its joever 😔
How I get your emblem? You give em to people? I think it's very cool the sword and wings in red
New Video on the Barak II when?
Could you try the MB5 please? Maybe i can learn a trick or two from you^^
Might take it out soon
@@DEFYN 😯😊
And yet that airframe is still better then the Mig-29 which just got fucked over.
4:30 we are so barak.
4:35 it's jover
Iron Eagle go brrr
We are so Bidone
My mother says thanks for the kiss
love your vid keep upp
11:05 *LMFAOOO!!!*
joewari da...
Ngl when you said barack obama 2 i expect an f-16 with obama face skin
i need that skin so bad
How does it compare to the f15 baz meshupar now that seek and destroy is here
i would say that they both have their weaknesses and benefits. Me personally i prefer the barak 2 but they are quite similar
Please play the Mirage 2000-5F with the buffed Magic 2's and Super 530D's
Why did gaijin name it the block 40? It looks to me like the israeli modification of the block 52+
Defyn
Defyn schizo arc is going great ❤
Thanks obommer
Do you use a joystick? I find it's hard to not black out while turning with keyboard...
Hit the elevator to stop turning before blacking out
Defyn saying he’s playing kinda braindead while playing how I play is not something I thought I’d see
It took me like 5 minutes to realize the skin was literally Obama. I like it.
Barak II has only gotten worse in the FOX-3 update by having arguably the worst FOX-3 missile
I'd just say you're using it wrong, I use Derby's as a close to medium-range fox 3 and normally I get 1 -2 or even 3 kills with it. But its no aim 120.
how can i change my fuel amount when i land?
Barak Obama
the Obama plane
oh shit the skin is Obamas XDDD
barack obama
Didn't think it was possible to be really good at air rb and have a sense of humor. Every video the sudden cuts get funnier.
Obama 1.
Obamna SODA
Instead of aim9P/L stock it should get python 3
It suposed to have Python-4 not Aim-9Ms israel never bought Aim-9M to usa, and this F-16D never used Python-3 for the reason that the Python-4 was being developed at that Time.
@@geeno_ms5233 If it didn't have the aim-9M, then why not use the python-3 stock anyway since it is not historically accurate anyway? It would make the Obama more unique, and there is no reason to sacrifice game integrity for the python-4, the game is NOT ready for the python-4 yet as the devs have stated previously.