That Time I Got In Trouble With The Government

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  6 лет назад +10531

    This is the first of a trilogy! Part two is out on Wednesday, and part three on Friday. They're three different stories, with three different messages, in three different locations, but with one overarching story. Hopefully it's worth the effort!

    • @rawr51919
      @rawr51919 6 лет назад +113

      A correction to your video: In 2008 (which was 10 years ago this year), YT _did_ exist, just it was very different back then than it is today. A different rating system, different theme, even the video quality was much different. People like FPSRussia and Ray William Johnson were at their prime.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 6 лет назад +61

      Oh my, it was You!! Wow I remember this when it happened, never clocked on it was you Tom as only started following you (online not stalker wise) this year.

    • @lforlight
      @lforlight 6 лет назад +12

      So far so good. Eager to watch the rest.

    • @mukrifachri
      @mukrifachri 6 лет назад +10

      The Making of : Tom Scott ?
      idk but I thought you already blathered enough about it on Matt & Tom XD

    • @Tomtheepicestgamer
      @Tomtheepicestgamer 6 лет назад +12

      Ugh why do you have to tease us with your secrets so much? Just kidding, love this channel

  • @pk5489
    @pk5489 4 года назад +9469

    good to see that even Toms career started off with a shitpost

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 3 года назад +14

      second reply, 1k likes

    • @hunner-eq7jt
      @hunner-eq7jt 3 года назад +10

      uhhhhhhh botted comment much?

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 3 года назад +90

      @@hunner-eq7jt ?
      bots don't say these things. usually just advertising

    • @pk5489
      @pk5489 3 года назад +9

      @@hunner-eq7jt damn right

    • @hunner-eq7jt
      @hunner-eq7jt 3 года назад +4

      @@xexpaguette that's painfully obvious, kids can bot their own comment for attention, not just for advertising

  • @Lugmillord
    @Lugmillord 6 лет назад +17001

    "Mom, Tom Scott says I should get in trouble with the government to become popular."

  • @oberhaldenwegnews5672
    @oberhaldenwegnews5672 4 года назад +6367

    The funny thing is that his website is still online, the original one from the government isn't.

    • @Jazzinthedark84
      @Jazzinthedark84 4 года назад +245

      The Govt website is linked beneath the video. The supposed link to his page went to his Facebook page but his actual page is still there too

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 4 года назад +59

      Nice to know he's still spending is income for this thou

    • @iGoNorth
      @iGoNorth 3 года назад +1

      I want him to answer

    • @CaptArgo24
      @CaptArgo24 3 года назад +4

      still works in 2021

    • @fk0692
      @fk0692 3 года назад +2

      @@CaptArgo24 works February

  • @ard-janvanetten1331
    @ard-janvanetten1331 5 лет назад +7004

    "I did it because the alternative is not doing it" - Tom Scott, 2018

    • @rileysteidel7084
      @rileysteidel7084 4 года назад +62

      Definitely a creed I like to think I follow

    • @SchiwiM
      @SchiwiM 4 года назад +32

      Some of the best memories are made because of bad ideas 😏

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 4 года назад +30

      sounds like a criminal motive confession

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 4 года назад +7

      *"There are other definitions of success that AREN'T just about the numbers ($)"*

    • @vzvdm
      @vzvdm 4 года назад +6

      Basically when someone asks you why you’re doing something and you say: „because why not“

  • @usernotfound-jw7xs
    @usernotfound-jw7xs 3 года назад +564

    "That Time I Got In Trouble With The Government
    "
    i'm surprised this isn't about how you flew a kite in a public place

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh 3 года назад +29

      Bom bom bom, bom bom bom , bom , Flew a kite in a puuubliic plaaaace

    • @usernotfound-jw7xs
      @usernotfound-jw7xs 3 года назад +12

      @The Lenny Show we flew a kite in a puubblliicc plaaace

    • @dominikaborg9104
      @dominikaborg9104 3 года назад +2

      YES!!!

    • @acornmaybe
      @acornmaybe 2 года назад +1

      We flew a kite in a puuuuuu

    • @matchaeylle
      @matchaeylle 2 года назад +1

      when I literally just came from that video

  • @landoflogic107
    @landoflogic107 5 лет назад +15617

    Tom, do you just travel to random locations simply to use them as a back drop, then go home?

    • @fishinghobo
      @fishinghobo 4 года назад +1412

      Land of Logic I don’t need sleep I need answers

    • @NetheriteMiner
      @NetheriteMiner 4 года назад +154

      @@fishinghobo haha I get that joke hahaha

    • @playdead8734
      @playdead8734 4 года назад +63

      Rohan Sangani explain please.

    • @NetheriteMiner
      @NetheriteMiner 4 года назад +277

      @@playdead8734 it's a big bang theory reference. it's also a popular meme format

    • @theperfectmix2
      @theperfectmix2 4 года назад +17

      Yes

  • @differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475
    @differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475 6 лет назад +6267

    I'm starting a channel named Scott Tom, wearing a slightly off red shirt and speaking in a vaguely welsh dialect visiting odd places and doing neat things.

    • @r.b.4611
      @r.b.4611 6 лет назад +998

      Scom Tott would be a better name.

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 6 лет назад +721

      Shouldn't you go to boring places and do uninteresting things.
      Also I'd recommend a green shirt.

    • @Creepsington
      @Creepsington 6 лет назад +135

      Scom Tott

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 6 лет назад +96

      @@Creepsington Tim Scitt

    • @RednOtherStuff
      @RednOtherStuff 5 лет назад +43

      ScomTotTV

  • @austinbaldwin7836
    @austinbaldwin7836 5 лет назад +1789

    How to get famous online:
    Step 1: Buy a red shirt
    Step 2:
    Step 3: Profit

    • @kinggamer1214
      @kinggamer1214 4 года назад +4

      @Mark Omega haha I understood that reference

    • @jd_the_cat
      @jd_the_cat 4 года назад +4

      @@kinggamer1214 Star Trek.

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 года назад +25

      Step 2: be british

    • @emmytheidiot5802
      @emmytheidiot5802 3 года назад +4

      Can’t even do step one. I would look like a traffic light

    • @BrainPermaDeD
      @BrainPermaDeD 3 года назад +2

      I have step 1

  • @kr4zyy
    @kr4zyy 4 года назад +344

    Unrelated note: There is a practice called Cybersquatting, where Cybersquatters, people who buy domains close to popular domain names, hold on to these domains and sell them for way much more that they bought the domain name for just because the domain name is sought after.

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 3 года назад +26

      Another unrelated note. Elephants are grey.

    • @landon3137
      @landon3137 3 года назад +22

      Unrelated note: C#

    • @sircookie7255
      @sircookie7255 3 года назад +11

      @@trueriver1950 not if u paint it yellow

    • @sircookie7255
      @sircookie7255 3 года назад +2

      @freezysforever not if u kill them

    • @sircookie7255
      @sircookie7255 3 года назад +2

      @@landon3137 fair enough i dont have a comeback for that

  • @bonecanoe86
    @bonecanoe86 6 лет назад +3333

    How to become successful on RUclips:
    Step 1: Go back in time to 2008.

    • @qwertyuiopzxcfgh
      @qwertyuiopzxcfgh 6 лет назад +78

      I've been here since 2005, I'm still not successful. What did I do wrong?

    • @BlackNWhiteEagle
      @BlackNWhiteEagle 6 лет назад +180

      qwertyuiopzxcfgh no content

    • @Fouriersuir
      @Fouriersuir 5 лет назад +18

      qwertyuiopzxcfgh maybe lying or more likely, no videos

    • @shifty2755
      @shifty2755 5 лет назад +8

      @@qwertyuiopzxcfgh
      You're crap.

    • @Landie_Man
      @Landie_Man 5 лет назад +32

      I’m not sure I want to be popular on RUclips. While a lot of big RUclipsrs have remained true and pure, it seems most have not.

  • @xxbeatuupzz
    @xxbeatuupzz 6 лет назад +337

    I think the best part about it is that the parody outlasted the original

  • @CardCaptorKaren
    @CardCaptorKaren 6 лет назад +1085

    The instant you mentioned that freaking leaflet I knew exactly where this was going. I remember that page doing the rounds of my high school ICT class.

    • @InsaneGamersOfficial
      @InsaneGamersOfficial 6 лет назад +66

      It did the rounds of my primary school ICT class.

    • @brandonchan5387
      @brandonchan5387 5 лет назад +45

      In my ICT class, we had Ugandan Knuckles and Lenny faces.
      What a century we live in.

    • @tripleunder
      @tripleunder 5 лет назад

      @@InsaneGamersOfficial damn weeb

  • @madscience1221
    @madscience1221 4 года назад +3933

    Fun fact: Tom's website has outlasted the British government's for a while now.
    Edit: As it should

  • @rossfreakes3164
    @rossfreakes3164 4 года назад +8004

    Government: Take down your joke, it isn't funny.
    Tom: Haha, No.
    Government: :o

  • @terrotorotbart8319
    @terrotorotbart8319 6 лет назад +3351

    It's strange to imagine 1,300,000 people all subscribed to a channel about one person. I guess Tom's been doing good for himself.

    • @NotAMathGuy
      @NotAMathGuy 6 лет назад +112

      Terroto Rotbart its even strangerbif you imagine 50,000,000 people subscribed to one person

    • @blackcountryme
      @blackcountryme 6 лет назад +102

      It's not really the person thought it's the content that person provides.. the person is a big part of it (honest, trustworthy, entraining etc.)

    • @aleemjohnson3416
      @aleemjohnson3416 6 лет назад +41

      You must be new to the internet

    • @NotAMathGuy
      @NotAMathGuy 6 лет назад +11

      läderlappen lets be specific! 65,532,492 :D
      Note:reply to this comment the current subscribers of pewdiepie in your current timeline

    • @terrotorotbart8319
      @terrotorotbart8319 6 лет назад +4

      @@aleemjohnson3416 No I'm not new to the internet, I'm just saying, isn't it strange when you think about it?

  • @cdsaylor2
    @cdsaylor2 6 лет назад +2112

    The most popular thing I did was done while working as a contractor for the US Air Force right out of college.
    We were going to have a table at an event. So I had one night to get a sign for the table. All the logos I found online for the Air Force had an awful background that was just slightly off white or made a printout off the office printer look awful.
    So I took some time learned a bit of GIMP, and made a mask and very hastily cut out the logo and put some WordArt underneath it to look generically like the air force logo. You can tell this because the edges of the letters are so incredibly sloppy cause I was individually picking pixels.
    A believer in open source tools and fresh into it, I threw it up on creative commons for anyone to use who'd like to.
    To this day its still the #1 result for "Air Force Logo", I've seen it on all sorts of articles talking about the Air Force, and even offical government newletters. And I can always tell BECAUSE it's so sloppily done that it is mine.

    • @musaran2
      @musaran2 5 лет назад +475

      #1 rule of popularity : fill in a need.
      There was a need for a casually printable Air Force logo.

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 5 лет назад +116

      So which one is it? Is it the "vintage" logo or the current one? I have to see it now but I didn't see any in the top results of Google that we're obviously sloppy.

    • @evannibbe9375
      @evannibbe9375 5 лет назад +41

      that_G_EvanP I believe it is the eleventh one down in a search of “Air Force logo” on DuckDuckGo.

    • @stillsalty947
      @stillsalty947 4 года назад +6

      Could ylso be the wimikedia commons one

    • @shoudehuang1244
      @shoudehuang1244 4 года назад +8

      @@evannibbe9375 Brother, I too am a duck duck go user.

  • @utleychase7
    @utleychase7 6 лет назад +267

    4:39 is proof why we _”love”_ Tom Scott.

  • @Quantum973
    @Quantum973 3 года назад +213

    Even hearing Tom say the words "incredible facts about cartoon series you won't believe!" made my heart sink a little bit. Tom is the pinnacle icon of having passion for his craft on this platform.

  • @baalrog887
    @baalrog887 4 года назад +744

    "90% of everything is crap" in my opinion that's optimistic.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 4 года назад +28

      Well, 90% of everything is crap.
      80% of the rest is also crap, but slightly less crappy.

    • @freds2150
      @freds2150 4 года назад +13

      this is a crap reply section.

    • @Mark_Master1
      @Mark_Master1 4 года назад +3

      That means that 10% of stuff isn't crap!

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 4 года назад +4

      @@Mark_Master1 No. It means that 10% may not be crap. Most of it is crap anyway, but it's not certain.

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 4 года назад

      @@Tjalve70 M a t h

  • @-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___
    @-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___ 6 лет назад +23662

    "Some moderate hits when I was younger"
    Makes national news and starts beef with the government.
    What do you consider a big hit

    • @benjaminnewlon7865
      @benjaminnewlon7865 4 года назад +2895

      Global domination.

    • @TheChippyMonster
      @TheChippyMonster 4 года назад +853

      Going to a Japanese forest If you know what I mean

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 года назад +362

      @@TheChippyMonster no

    • @chokalocpurple9243
      @chokalocpurple9243 4 года назад +164

      @@maruftim indeed

    • @whosfrogj
      @whosfrogj 4 года назад +694

      I consider my comment getting 10 likes a big hit.

  • @stevenbridges
    @stevenbridges 6 лет назад +848

    This is so true! Some tricks I've worked on for AGES have tanked, and some things I've thrown together in a day have done really well. There's definitely a point of diminishing returns for perfectionism.

    • @JustAJemm
      @JustAJemm 4 года назад +3

      Yee

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 4 года назад +6

      How one of my videos went. Spent an hour writing a stupid song, it got way more attention than the ones I actually spent time on.

    • @Loveyourself21072
      @Loveyourself21072 3 года назад

      True

  • @CBG232x5
    @CBG232x5 6 лет назад +236

    Oh man. This is a *really* solid video series. I think this is the closest thing we are going to get to an autobiography outside of the time he digitized his hoodie at thinking digital.

    • @CBG232x5
      @CBG232x5 6 лет назад +19

      The park bench series being more biographical because it is Matt and Tom riffing off of each other.

    • @turtles10
      @turtles10 6 лет назад

      I love that one

  • @vxel
    @vxel 4 года назад +88

    I will now devote my life to figuring out how I can piss the government off without being arrested or killed in the name of Internet fame.

    • @shambhav9534
      @shambhav9534 3 года назад +4

      No need. Just get trick a Lawyer into signing a paper that states "I have checked if the turns out to be illegal, it will be my fault." And then...

  • @isaacdoukaskomnenos8013
    @isaacdoukaskomnenos8013 4 года назад +236

    "Something quick and dirty that they slapped together became popular"
    Just like RUclips comments

  • @voodootrois
    @voodootrois 6 лет назад +562

    5:07 The color scheme for the graph could seem to imply "Don't Do It" also means "See If Matt Wants To Do It Instead."

    • @martinpaulsen1592
      @martinpaulsen1592 6 лет назад +73

      Or, perhaps, "see if splitting the effort with Matt brings it above the line."

    • @TheR971
      @TheR971 6 лет назад +6

      Almost thought about posting it on r/CrappyDesign

  • @Nimja
    @Nimja 6 лет назад +1413

    Make content about making content so people watch your content to understand how to make content ;)
    Mostly it's about hard work and lots of luck of getting exposed. I fully agree with Bo Burnham on this.
    Additionally; do stuff you *enjoy* doing.

    • @freds2150
      @freds2150 4 года назад +17

      since you have a verification mark
      Hi NiMjA HyPNoSiS
      DiDnT ExPeCt To SeE yOu HeRe!

    • @resident1793
      @resident1793 4 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @CH-bd6jg
      @CH-bd6jg 3 года назад +5

      I also agree with Tom here, fail faster. if it's not a passion project you're doing regardless of whether it succeeds, then do something, and see if it justifies doing more of it.

    • @williamreid6255
      @williamreid6255 3 года назад +4

      UPDATE `articles`
      SET `content` =
      REPLACE(‘content’, ‘--‘, ‘’);

    • @Magda_7396
      @Magda_7396 3 года назад

      😲 who did I find here!? It's been so long since I listened to your videos, I need to do it again...

  • @ConsciousnessInc
    @ConsciousnessInc 6 лет назад +1088

    Hi Tom, what were those ANCIENT MYSTERIES the GOVERNMENT doesn't want me to know about? I must know. Are there 10 of them? Will I be particularly surprised by number 8?! Please tell me, Tom!

    • @Max_J2001
      @Max_J2001 6 лет назад +70

      Oniblaable The ancient mysteries are information on how to prepare for emergencies, coincidentally enough.

    • @qwertyuiopzxcfgh
      @qwertyuiopzxcfgh 6 лет назад +54

      10? No, there are 14, not including the 3 honorary mentions. You are right about number 8 though, it will _literally_ blow your mind.

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 6 лет назад +6

      So finding out those ancient secrets is simple? All I have to do is

    • @killercaos123
      @killercaos123 6 лет назад

      Stay tuned......

    • @princegoatcheese9379
      @princegoatcheese9379 6 лет назад +13

      *NUMBER 15*
      *BURGER KING TOE SALAD*

  • @kyleedwards4903
    @kyleedwards4903 4 года назад +38

    " We wouldn't have bothered but Blunkett insisted" has to be the absolute best line in that whole webpage

  • @Bluefire397
    @Bluefire397 4 года назад +36

    I just appreciate how this guy can stand infront of a camera for six minutes and not stutter or make a speaking error once.

  • @Nighthawkinlight
    @Nighthawkinlight 6 лет назад +241

    Great insights.

  • @Mic_Glow
    @Mic_Glow 6 лет назад +546

    "Preparing for an emergency - What you can do
    Look, it's an emergency. How are you supposed to prepare for it? It's in the bloody dictionary. " A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action." If you expect it, it's not an emergency, is it? Honestly."
    Website layout is straight out of 1995, but the level of effort he put into it and the dark humor held up very well.

    • @wisteela
      @wisteela 6 лет назад +21

      And the design was copied from the real one!

    • @ROFT
      @ROFT 4 года назад +3

      Luckily the emergency services don't train their staff because emergencies are unexpected.

  • @simon_patterson
    @simon_patterson 6 лет назад +169

    I love your content and this video is no exception, but I still can't help marvelling at how good you are at monologues to camera whenever I watch your vids.

    • @calsimeth1588
      @calsimeth1588 6 лет назад +1

      I think he has a phd right? If so then he probably got a lot of practice from teaching, assuming he taught (can you tell I am guessing?).

    • @anophelesnow3957
      @anophelesnow3957 5 лет назад +1

      @@calsimeth1588 No, he's just known as a one-take presenter.

  • @grace3112
    @grace3112 4 года назад +410

    Government: take down your website
    Tom: no❤️

  • @frazerguest2864
    @frazerguest2864 5 лет назад +25

    I enjoy your ‘shorts’ Each one about a different subject, almost always about something I didn’t know anything about.
    Your enthusiasm is infectious and inspires me to go off and learn more about the subjects of your videos.
    Many thanks.

  • @CarthagoMike
    @CarthagoMike 6 лет назад +87

    The biggest reason you've come so far is because you keep delivering quality content every single time.
    Keep up the great work!
    I am looking forward to your 1,5 million subscriber hallmark :)

    • @omarhuda4997
      @omarhuda4997 6 лет назад +3

      Nah, it's actually because of his red shirt.

  • @CantSniff
    @CantSniff 6 лет назад +3476

    So that got you in trouble but running for government dressed as a pirate and taking the piss out of the electoral system didn't...

    • @mukrifachri
      @mukrifachri 6 лет назад +509

      that's common in the UK actually.

    • @wea1117
      @wea1117 6 лет назад +435

      There are entire parties dedicated to doing that. The Monster Raving Loony Party is the most famous.

    • @randyzhu9705
      @randyzhu9705 6 лет назад +60

      dEmoCracY...

    • @infernox1099
      @infernox1099 6 лет назад +317

      all praise lord buckethead, the greatest person to run

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 лет назад +105

      eXa12: Why do I have the feeling you're poking fun at the head of state for some other English-speaking nation...

  • @adrianridgway4333
    @adrianridgway4333 6 лет назад +148

    I have found this to be true. I’m no Internet personality (and don’t really want to be) but I have posted thousands of things online in my time hoping others would find them amusing or engaging. Nothing ever took off. Then one day on Twitter somebody asked us to post our greatest achievement. I posted ‘I blessed the rains down in Africa.’
    This terrible joke received almost three thousand likes and eight hundred retweets. By far one of the most inane and banal things I have ever posted just happened to be the thing that struck an audience at that time. You just never know what will stick, so if I ever did want to get big online, I would just focus on producing good stuff consistently and not pour my heart and soul into it.
    Although would be nice to actually go and bless the rains down in Africa...

    • @Sebb_Music
      @Sebb_Music 6 лет назад +6

      I've spent the last 3 years of my life or so making original music with sometimes months of effort poured into and the one thing that takes off is a remake of a popular song that isn't even fully accurate. And a stupid Trump meme that i unlisted now. I hate the internet.

    • @musaran2
      @musaran2 5 лет назад +3

      Pitting blessing rains as a greatest achievement is actually a good joke.
      In very few words, it subtly paints a stark contrast between religious delusional ego vs ordinary yet uncontrolled forces of nature. Humor is made of such gross misapplications : blessing does not work like that, rain does not work like that.

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 4 года назад +5

      @@Sebb_Music But here is the thing... why would they care??? If you made a parody of something they like, at least they care about the subject you are making a parody of. But if you are making something original, then you are only showing it off to your fans.
      Most RUclipsrs that can get a lot of views for their original songs got super lucky (like winning the lottery really) or they already have a large amount of followers. And even then, it gets less views than their covers, because their covers get fans from the original song AND their own fans.
      And frankly, just because you put your heart and soul into it doesn't mean it would resonate. I mean, EVERYONE has parts of themselves that fit with the majority, but also parts that fit with a minority. And maybe what you put your heart and soul into would only fit with the minority of similar taste.
      And if that is true... then you shouldn't be discouraged if it's not huge... because it would instead be something special for a small group of people that could enjoy your more unique taste. And that is always something to rejoice over.

    • @esporeno
      @esporeno Год назад

      at the start its, quantity. So the audience can decide what they like and after that it has to be quaility ^1^

  • @gibusgamer93
    @gibusgamer93 3 года назад +210

    "My site's still online: ..."
    "The government's site is in the internet archive: ..."
    That subtle flex

  • @williamrose3413
    @williamrose3413 2 года назад +19

    I love how Toms site is still up while the original government page isn't anymore

  • @adamn7409
    @adamn7409 6 лет назад +14

    I love how you define part of your succcess based on how much fun you’re having more than how much money you’re making.I wish to be like you one day,doing what you love AND have a sustainable life

  • @AqilDaiyan
    @AqilDaiyan 6 лет назад +86

    "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!"
    -Tom, 2004

  • @George-li1yv
    @George-li1yv 6 лет назад +396

    Mocking the govenment is a good laugh I will admit.

    • @Magsterzb
      @Magsterzb 5 лет назад +6

      They do it themselves these days

    • @leobastian_
      @leobastian_ 2 года назад

      but mocking the government and they don't like it? Hilarious

  • @LonkoYT
    @LonkoYT Год назад +2

    "...the chances of a project succeeding aren't really coupled to how much time, effort, and money you've spent on it... You will see people complain that the thing they've poured all their heart and soul and effort and time into, that thing sank, but something quick and dirty that they slapped together has become popular... If you spent $10 and 1 hour on an idea, it is likely to fail. But if you spend a million dollars and a year on an idea, it is still likely to fail..."
    - Tom Scott, Aug 27, 2018 - "That Time I Got In Trouble With The Government"
    I assembled the quote straight from this video. This really hits hard as a game developer.

  • @Zeuskabob1
    @Zeuskabob1 5 лет назад +25

    "the thing they've poured their heart, soul, and effort and time into; that thing sank; but something quick and dirty that they slapped together has become popular" This is a personal attack on all Game Masters.

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 5 лет назад +220

    "90% of everything is crap":
    I run by the 90/90 rule for MS Office:
    "90% of the users will not use 90% of the Functions.
    But the 10% of Automatics are responsible for 90% of all Frustration when working with it."

    • @adelaide7822
      @adelaide7822 4 года назад

      MS office is bloated change my mind

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 4 года назад

      @@mymo_in_Bb I guess that means you only know about 90% of the functions 😊

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 4 года назад +1

      @@adelaide7822 "Change my mind" is a trolling technique. It is shifting goalposts, upgraded to unreachable goalpost
      I really do not like it.

    • @adelaide7822
      @adelaide7822 4 года назад +1

      @@christopherg2347 sorry I didn't mean to troll, but you are right though, I probably shouldn't have commented to begin with since I am feeling a bit toxic and numb today, so sorry if I offended you

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 4 года назад +1

      @@adelaide7822 Not offended really. I asumed it was in jest, it is just something I dislike proliferating - even in jest.

  • @MisterAppleEsq
    @MisterAppleEsq 6 лет назад +12

    4:53 is quite sweet. It's nice to see someone really enjoying what they do.

  • @ChristopherTradeshow
    @ChristopherTradeshow 5 лет назад +78

    Things to remember
    If you are involved in any emergency it is important to:
    Run like hell, particularly if you caused the emergency.
    Trample all others in your desperate attempt to escape.
    Loot on the way out.

    • @tonyth9240
      @tonyth9240 4 года назад +3

      Sounds like America rn

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 3 года назад

      And then keep a low profile till the fuss dies down

  • @King_Bob_The_Third
    @King_Bob_The_Third 2 года назад +1

    I can't beive it! The spoof site is STILL up! Great work there Tom!

  • @sunriseadventures5459
    @sunriseadventures5459 2 года назад +2

    HOW TRUE!! I have only been up about a year.. doing ok, but a video i just did (2 min and thrown together) got my all time HIGH views 5800!! ROCK ON!! It doesn't matter how long ago, your videos are timeless!!

  • @andyhartley
    @andyhartley 6 лет назад +715

    Good news is RSS still exists. Many many podcasts are still distributed with it.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 6 лет назад +82

      Many sites still have it, although they don't advertise it. Sadly it is starting to fade.

    • @ohpurpled
      @ohpurpled 6 лет назад +31

      I would argue it's not a podcast if it isn't distributed by RSS although these days Apple/Google/Whatever generally abstract that away with their lists of known feeds

    • @Onihikage
      @Onihikage 6 лет назад +37

      Generating an RSS feed for each of my subscribed RUclips channels has been an incredibly useful trick for me.

    • @WhiteGreenFox
      @WhiteGreenFox 6 лет назад +21

      I still get my news via RSS feeds

    • @memeyselfandi
      @memeyselfandi 6 лет назад +32

      I got back to it using it as my primary news source, since (as far as I know) it doesnt get manipulated by some ai thinking it knows best what you want to read/watch/listen to

  • @paulsmyers203
    @paulsmyers203 6 лет назад +28

    I think it's important for people to define their goals, in no uncertain terms. If your only goal is "to be popular on the internet", you're likely going to have to abandon all other personal goals and interests, identify what it is people are interested in consuming from the internet, and become a top tier producer of that content.
    If you want to distribute your hobby on the internet and discover other people who also enjoy your hobby and appreciate your production, you might be in for a struggle. But you'll learn a lot about how to present your hobby in entertaining and consumable ways for the masses.

  • @lazypizzaguy
    @lazypizzaguy 6 лет назад +13

    quick and dirty is usually me when it comes to liking the stuff tom makes. i like the park benches and the technical diffuculties stuff more than tom's main stuff but i really like toms main channel stuff too.

  • @jauxro
    @jauxro 2 года назад +6

    "The chances of a project succeeding aren't coupled to how much time, effort, and money you've spent on it." I'm going all antsy and insane over my own videos again and... Gosh, I already knew that. But I felt something like instant relief, hearing it again.

  • @paulwisdom5383
    @paulwisdom5383 3 года назад +3

    And to add insult to injury for the Government, its still live all these years later. Good job

  • @AlexDisibio
    @AlexDisibio 6 лет назад +17

    It seems like most people who try very hard fail, but most people who succeed tried very hard to do so. So it seems best to try as hard as you can afford given expecting nothing.

  • @subramonianiyer9010
    @subramonianiyer9010 4 года назад +239

    Tom Scott: RUclips didn't exist 10 years ago.
    Me: *Views Tom's oldest video about frying eggs, uploaded 2006
    Also me: *Sees that the video was released in 2018
    Also me: *(Visible Confusion)*

    • @Sean-ct8cv
      @Sean-ct8cv 4 года назад +1

      IKR

    • @treecap2575
      @treecap2575 4 года назад +23

      "it was more than 10 years ago"

    • @jayankaghosh
      @jayankaghosh 4 года назад

      @GoonSharky Not really a woooosh moment mate

    • @Canleaf08
      @Canleaf08 4 года назад +18

      RUclips ist now 16 years old... I started in 2006 as a confused 16 yo. Now I am 31. And still confused what this website is about.

    • @nathanjohnpalaogaming4872
      @nathanjohnpalaogaming4872 4 года назад +1

      @@Canleaf08 memories in a nutshell

  • @dgscorner
    @dgscorner 4 года назад +22

    I still can't figure out how old Tom is, after years of watching his videos.

  • @user-jn2mx5oy5k
    @user-jn2mx5oy5k 3 года назад +1

    thank u tom. you are truly an inspiration

  • @catyes7632
    @catyes7632 2 года назад +1

    Nearing 4 years now and over 5 million subscribers, good on Tom

  • @firehog
    @firehog 6 лет назад +4

    Your naration style and storytelling has improved over the years I have subscribed to your channel. Previusly I would only think"it's going to be fun to see the next chapter sometime" now, I hardly can't wait! Really looking forward to it!

    • @firehog
      @firehog 6 лет назад

      By the way, the page is WONDERFULL! friggin love it.

  • @youcantchangeyouryoutubeus6065
    @youcantchangeyouryoutubeus6065 4 года назад +433

    “90% of everything is crap”
    Me an intellectual: well crap is 100% crap

    • @DavidWillanski
      @DavidWillanski 4 года назад +26

      wrong, it's 10% corn

    • @professionalbozo4396
      @professionalbozo4396 4 года назад +1

      David Willanski 100% cake

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 4 года назад +3

      And everything is about 99.9999% empty space.

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial 3 года назад

      @@DavidWillanski What, you gonna pick out that 10% for Christmas dinner?
      Nah, it's still crap.

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 3 года назад

      @@MonkeyJedi99 including that thing between your ears ;D

  • @martijn208
    @martijn208 6 лет назад +112

    so aperture science method, throw things to the wall and see what sticks?

    • @qwertyuiopzxcfgh
      @qwertyuiopzxcfgh 6 лет назад +6

      That's the way to make anything creative though. Make things that you enjoy yourself, and eventually you'll get something that others like as well.

    • @DoctorWhom
      @DoctorWhom 6 лет назад +2

      aperture science gets distracted by the idea of making things out of white plastic, maybe don't take advice from them.

    • @saltysoysauce954
      @saltysoysauce954 6 лет назад +1

      Cakes are sticky

  • @AndrewBlack343
    @AndrewBlack343 3 года назад +1

    I really enjoyed "preparing for emergencies" I had no idea who had done it. Thanks for a smile all those years ago.

  • @110_rushanpatel7
    @110_rushanpatel7 4 года назад +1

    This guy is just awesome...Tom Scott keep doing what your doing, it really motivates at times.

  • @LastofAvari
    @LastofAvari 6 лет назад +82

    2:58 paused the video to check that sarcastic website version out. Yup, it still exists :)

  • @WhereisRoadster
    @WhereisRoadster 6 лет назад +46

    I learned when I created a viral website 6 months ago that it is relatively easy. Getting people to stay going to it, however, can be quite tricky. This is really good advice, and something that I'm trying to do on my own, although I like the way you put it.
    Of course, my viral website that took me a few days to put together (4 hours for the initial version, which I improved as it saw success) was about project 10 that I had worked on, and the only one that has had any real success. Trying to leverage that in to another product is tricky. Really look forward to hearing more of what you have to say!

    • @TheMe26
      @TheMe26 6 лет назад +3

      i understood literly nothing
      gimme da link beech

    • @WhereisRoadster
      @WhereisRoadster 6 лет назад +7

      I would post the link to the site, but I suspect it would be flagged as spam and not shown. But the site is whereisroadster .com, remove the space and you should be able to find it.

  • @thanksfernuthin
    @thanksfernuthin 3 года назад +3

    "Don't compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to who you were yesterday."

  • @lordfarquaad5358
    @lordfarquaad5358 5 лет назад +1

    I love your monologues Tom, they're as inspirational as they are impressive as they are entertaining. Keep being amazing and different, because your such a great breath of fresh air

  • @KristopherNoronha
    @KristopherNoronha 4 месяца назад

    It's a lovely site and should be updated to be relevant with the times. You sir have struck gold!

  • @BrenMcCullough
    @BrenMcCullough 6 лет назад +14

    I've subscribed and followed your posts, vlogs, games, and particular viewpoint for years.
    But one post more than any other has really been the defining post that made me continue to follow your efforts.
    Ba-dum tiss. Off a cliff. It showed me you were of a like mind as I am. So here I am still.

  • @thornprick2645
    @thornprick2645 4 года назад +3

    Oh I love the detail about Tom's site being online still and the government's site being in the internet archive (hurray for internet archives btw).

  • @lifeintaiwan
    @lifeintaiwan 5 лет назад +90

    LOVE THIS

  • @raydriver7300
    @raydriver7300 Год назад

    And now getting on for 4 million subscribers. I like your graph and the way you go seamlessly from Scotland to London. Don’t stop, Tom. 🌞

  • @TheBrickBro
    @TheBrickBro 2 года назад +1

    "You define your own success."
    -Tom Scott
    Bro I love that

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 3 года назад +12

    Tom scott is like the wise guy in a movie who has all the knowledge

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 лет назад +383

    Tom is looking like a member of organization 13.

    • @thanosunreal5848
      @thanosunreal5848 6 лет назад +7

      PowahSlap Entertainmint and there come 200+ likes

    • @114418514
      @114418514 6 лет назад +31

      Tom? you meant Moxt, right?

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames 6 лет назад +4

      He's just sneaking into the organization to pull a prank on them. Joke is on him though, because Tetsuya Nomura already goes out of his way to make them look foolish

    • @user-uj2mp3ee9v
      @user-uj2mp3ee9v 6 лет назад +1

      He is

    • @ithinkitspickingupalittleb8011
      @ithinkitspickingupalittleb8011 6 лет назад

      :O You watch Tom Scott!

  • @trasher618
    @trasher618 6 лет назад +347

    Should've just gotten your joke website loiscense

    • @tomc4717
      @tomc4717 6 лет назад +80

      oy, ya got a loiscence fo bein witty?

    • @trasher618
      @trasher618 6 лет назад +78

      Oy gov, can I see ya permit fo checking me loiscense?

    • @allanrichardson1468
      @allanrichardson1468 6 лет назад +3

      Maybe John Cleese would like you to make a website for the Ministry of Silly Walks? That would be hilarious!

    • @Bormeir
      @Bormeir 6 лет назад +7

      Always keep me loiscense in me pack of winnie blues mate

  • @subswithnovideos-ko5sd
    @subswithnovideos-ko5sd 5 лет назад +2

    I love this. The site is *still* up, and it’s almost 2020.

  • @GingerKiwiDev
    @GingerKiwiDev 3 года назад +1

    Rewatching this in 2021 [while dealing with long haul covid symptoms]…” I could just be standing in front of a green screen… but then I wouldn’t be travelling so much, having so much fun…” So prothétique.

  • @arifulislamjubaer
    @arifulislamjubaer 4 года назад +27

    "That time I got in trouble with the government."
    Hmm...
    Sounds like a anime title.

    • @codinghub3759
      @codinghub3759 3 года назад +1

      If anyone is possibly wondering, it is 'That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime'

  • @alanreader4815
    @alanreader4815 6 лет назад +403

    How to become popular like tom online. Wear a Red T-Shirt and grow a pony tail. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

    • @LeelssDelta
      @LeelssDelta 6 лет назад +16

      And run for parliament as a Pirate

    • @alanreader4815
      @alanreader4815 6 лет назад +8

      And sit in a Kitchen and have Chris say "I was expecting that to be longer" And the rest of them wet themselfs with laughter.

    • @terrylecroix4745
      @terrylecroix4745 6 лет назад +3

      Step two, cut off pony tail.

    • @zinniaward8549
      @zinniaward8549 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, just wear the same top as the one in that one photo that you kinda liked

    • @reonero958
      @reonero958 6 лет назад

      K

  • @niklaspilot
    @niklaspilot 6 лет назад +61

    It probably was when he flew a kite in a public place

  • @artysanmobile
    @artysanmobile 5 лет назад

    Your DO IT diagram is brilliant and I will be tacking it up wherever I think it will help. Thanks Tom!

  • @Neymarinet
    @Neymarinet 5 лет назад +1

    A year ago today, still nostalgic as ever.
    Thanks for bringing up RSS feeds and making me feel old :(

  • @notoverlyacerbic9574
    @notoverlyacerbic9574 4 года назад +59

    "something quick and dirty slapped together" sounds like my marriage..

    • @gregothy9190
      @gregothy9190 4 года назад +3

      F

    • @sophias.8758
      @sophias.8758 3 года назад +1

      I have to know, how was your profile picture discovered? I must know because I have the same one on another account. I have to know the story

  • @quikie988
    @quikie988 4 года назад +82

    The quiet kid being forced by the teacher to tell a campfire story:

    • @bug_stonkin_wess1221
      @bug_stonkin_wess1221 4 года назад +2

      So thats how i got this ankle bracelet and the innability to access any computer

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 3 года назад

      @@bug_stonkin_wess1221 sussy baka

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 5 лет назад +95

    Way to be popular: do something viral and borderline illegal.
    -Tom Scott 2018

  • @mlucas4144
    @mlucas4144 4 года назад

    This is probably my favorite video I’ve seen of yours so far. Good work, all of it, your life’s work.

  • @DevinDTV
    @DevinDTV 4 года назад +1

    Another reason quick and dirty projects are often the most popular is because they're the ones you make to fill a need or void. It's usually some tool you hack together for personal use and share, or a particularly good opportunity for a joke.

  • @x3a
    @x3a 2 года назад +4

    the website is still up btw

  • @HorzaPanda
    @HorzaPanda 6 лет назад +22

    Fail faster
    That's one thing I've heard a few times, and definitely seems to sum up the point here well :D

  • @nathanishungryanimations7206
    @nathanishungryanimations7206 4 года назад +37

    Younger Tom: “HA, PRANK’D!”
    Tom now: *internal cringing intensifies*

  • @gracecee_
    @gracecee_ 3 года назад

    wow I wish I could like this video twice....even now in 2021 it's such great advice embedded in such a captivating story. really great job

  • @antiloompa8338
    @antiloompa8338 4 года назад

    Thanks! This was really helpful. I have a zero effort video on my channel that is just drowning in views, while the ones that have effort put in just shrivel up and die. Your perspective on success alleviates the negative feelings associated with that.

  • @McRusen
    @McRusen 3 года назад +9

    “I miss RSS?“ even 2 years after this video, RSS is still around. In fact, I use it to get notified of your videos. I don't need a proprietary subscribe button and to check 15 different platforms. I just look into my RSS reader and get it all. If it's not there it virtually doesn't exist. So, instead of missing RSS, we should all do our part in keeping it alive. :)

  • @loridragon1118
    @loridragon1118 5 лет назад +5

    The joke site still being up but the actual government site not being up is peak irony and comedy.

  • @ogrejd
    @ogrejd 6 лет назад +25

    Oh, we already know what that really important piece of the puzzle was: red t-shirts! You were nothing until you started wearing those. ;P

  • @TheGudsProduction
    @TheGudsProduction 5 лет назад +2

    Hi Tom, I'm your new subscriber from Indonesia. I enjoy watching your videos, you explain everything thing clearly and honestly.

  • @jamesdean0885
    @jamesdean0885 Год назад

    Needed to see this video today. Not about being famous, but keep trying - build the next failure and again and again you only need one to work.