@@traderjoe5872 idk but sometimes yes but sometimes no because i dont have a computer so when i go to mall that has beat saber in it so i play it and uhhh the screen is looking bad i feel like i am hitting them but i am not and so much to say but when watching video on it its 1080p so its looking very nice and high details
mate, tbh ima put it simply. the map is incrediblyly difficult and chaotic and unorganised needing to know the map before hand to finish it. imo it tries to hard to be one of those mega expert plus levels.
idk calling this map hard is like calling the dial up sound map hard, hard implies that it is a challenge but is fair and beatable, not just random block spam
This feels like somebody tried to create a Rubik’s cube for the first time even though they’ve never seen one so each square is either a triangle or a circle and the colors were chosen by an alien.
This map is like the feeling when you're carrying a bunch of stuff and you can feel some things starting to slip out of your hands but you know you're almost at where you need to set them down.
some basic general guidelines to beat saber mapping - keep double hits to a minimum ❌ - use dots sparingly when appropriate ❌ - keep the notes on beat ❌ - don't require a person to cross their arms to the opposite furthest points on the map for long periods of time ❌ - don't position notes in a way that the next notes are obscured from vision ❌ This map seems like it is literally designed to have as little flow as possible, it must be some elaborate troll. an autogen has more thought and quality put into it
I have mapped a few songs. There is one in particular that I'm a tad ashamed of. I plan on remaking it soon. But seeing this? This has made me feel a little better.
This song gives me nostalgia. This is the Delfino Plaza background song from Super Mario Sunshine. I used to play it as a kid and I still have it today
My theory is that it was just a quick map and fun to make that was mostly experimentation that they published for the lols of seeing people try to get good scores on it
Some random Guy: YOOOO this map is EASY Me: Who the f%$k did you sell your soul to? Some Random Guy: Ha, I didn't sell my soul, I tossed it in a blender along with every single joint in my arms and eyes. Me: Makes sense.
Im a casual quest 2 player and im on hard - semi expert level and i just wanna say props to you. I struggle with 100$ bills on expert just because they are a tiny bit fast than i like, but otherwise i can make it through.
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Ah yes. You know you find a quality map when the pattern makes no sense and not a single block is following the beat XD
The main anime man himself
Fgv
Fnf be like:
@Yoshikage Kira za warudo
Was going to say this but you beat me too it. There's literally no rhyme or reason for the blocks in their timing and placement.
This map looks like it was designed to play as badly as possible...
aka, beat sage
Whoa
@Rogue 915 I wish that was true
this is better then beat sage lol
Yes i agree
My eyes hurt after watching this.
I can confirm this lol.
i had a seizure, headache, epilepsy, cancer, HIV, blindness and died
@@icloax3065 yah
Same
I don’t even play beat saber and this hurts
I am more worried about the people who actually BEAT THIS THING
Congrats
Half of them are in the top 50(scoresaber) so not surprising
patterns like these don't phase Duh lol
How did you send this 18 hours ago when it was released 3 hours ago? Lul
You commented before video was uploaded?!
The people who beat this map: "I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"
YES YES YES!
well
this is a big difference from the last vid
from cute ghosts to making my brain hurt
me watching someone play a hard beat saber level: "that looks easy"
me playing any beat saber level: *misses everthing*
It's the complete opposite for me. Everything looks hard but it's a lot easier for me once I get into it.
@@traderjoe5872 idk but sometimes yes but sometimes no because i dont have a computer so when i go to mall that has beat saber in it so i play it and uhhh the screen is looking bad i feel like i am hitting them but i am not and so much to say but when watching video on it its 1080p so its looking very nice and high details
Me: i don't even have a vr.. why is there no VR here anyway
its the other way around for me lol
If I play this I might die from moving my hand off beat
If you play this you’ll die for playing ON beat
This is how it feels to playtest vanesAHOJ maps
Hello
i mean, are you wrong?
O w. You really had to go for the kill there Tommy
Not to be rude but... what is playest
@@PopcornIsTasty they meant play test. Meaning to test beatsaber maps before it's out
What about playing the best Beat Saber level ever ?
*Airborne Robots*
:-O
Yessssssss
# Airborne Robots
Bot again
Really
As a level designer this brought me so much pain i cried a single tear
This is the equivalent of my brain trying to find out what y equals and then somehow make a graph
Hello cat cult XD
s a m e
@@icloax3065 yeah pretty much
casually breaks the cat cult
@@teraspeXt cat pfp next animal name then someone normal
Can I join the cat cult?
This seems like a map that is easier when you play with your sound on mute.
This is the “oh no” map but less intentional looking
This dude made a map with like 15 different rhythms playing in his head and was fueled entirely by ketamine
me: casually watching tempex's vid
also me: *clicks on this vid*
also also me after watching 30 secs: waht da fuk
“It’s not bad it’s just tech”
hello udon
@@TFRecon_ helo
No it bad
@@anscpguard8508 no it’s just tech
@@anscpguard8508 look up beat saber tech maps
I think map should be called "deception", due it's nature of looking easy but a real hell-like brain rattling experience.
Even watching this is a hell-like brain rattling experience
mate, tbh ima put it simply. the map is incrediblyly difficult and chaotic and unorganised needing to know the map before hand to finish it. imo it tries to hard to be one of those mega expert plus levels.
That one dislike is the person who made the map lol
4 now
@@nitrogaming184 on alts
Nah I actually enjoyed it, even I take the piss on this map
86
This was just hilarious to me. idk y
There is no chance this isn't a troll
there are way too many levels like this...
*too many*
"I thought I was really bad at the game. I mean I am--"
*RECORD SCRATCH*
I know he did not just-- I will jump through this screen. Don't even.
When Tempex has to play a level on no fail you know it’s hard
idk calling this map hard is like calling the dial up sound map hard, hard implies that it is a challenge but is fair and beatable, not just random block spam
This is more like an inside look of the brain during a panic attack to the tune of Delfina plaza
This man is like the council of beat saber if he says it's bad it's going to be a 10 on the yikes scale
The person that got 88 percent was an octopus and found a way to mod in 8 controllers
“This is my friend Justin... He’s taken... And he is CRACKED at Fortnite my guy”
This feels like somebody tried to create a Rubik’s cube for the first time even though they’ve never seen one so each square is either a triangle or a circle and the colors were chosen by an alien.
After what I have see from Beat Saber, I didn’t think it was possible to make a bad level!
the pain of hearing the amazing delfino plaza theme and seeing this mess of a map pains me to no end
Ngl if I tried to make a map it’d be like this
This map is like the feeling when you're carrying a bunch of stuff and you can feel some things starting to slip out of your hands but you know you're almost at where you need to set them down.
THAT GUY STOLE MY MAPPING STYLE!!!
Plot twist: you haven't mapped anything
This map is the Beatsaber Equivalent of the Mona Lisa. True artwork ahead of its time.
How are these comments here so fast
don't question anything
man I've been subscribed to you for over a year and a half and never been disappointed in your videos - keep it up man it the best 😁
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some basic general guidelines to beat saber mapping
- keep double hits to a minimum ❌
- use dots sparingly when appropriate ❌
- keep the notes on beat ❌
- don't require a person to cross their arms to the opposite furthest points on the map for long periods of time ❌
- don't position notes in a way that the next notes are obscured from vision ❌
This map seems like it is literally designed to have as little flow as possible, it must be some elaborate troll. an autogen has more thought and quality put into it
Dots can be used a lot so I see no problem with those
New geometry dash players creating a level be like:
at first i thought "it couldn't be that bad"
shortly after i had a seizure
I know this is a joke but it is possible you can get elipisy
if beat saber had a "fuck you" difficulty
You are amazing please don’t say you are bad. Keep going and never stop
-me, now
People who play on normal: Hey I know this one
hey you uploaded this on my birthday
You make awesome vids nice quality funny streams and also your almost at 1m subs congrats
Wdg be like “ just a warmup”
Thanks for making this amazing video Tempex
Me: I want to have them community maps!
Mom: We have community maps at home.
Community maps at home: 1:58
I have mapped a few songs. There is one in particular that I'm a tad ashamed of. I plan on remaking it soon. But seeing this? This has made me feel a little better.
I felt like I was having a stroke just watching that... ow my ehad
My ears are happy but my eyes are screaming.
Dang almost almost to 1 million Hope you can reach it soon
The song is Delfino Plaza. I hear it when playing Mario kart
I want to know the guy who took the time to actually make this map and go "Yeah this will work"
i just recently got into mapping and, while time consuming, its super fun!
I feel so bad for anyone's arms who try to 100% this
This song gives me nostalgia. This is the Delfino Plaza background song from Super Mario Sunshine. I used to play it as a kid and I still have it today
POV: Freek tries to make a challenge map
Tempex:I am bad
Me:bruh you move your arms and hands so fast whiplash is jealous
Either this level is making my eyes hurt or its most likely I'm tired af
Gosh! Keep slicing those boxes like that and you are heading straight to a professional chef!
I think this is some sort of dance
Since the beat saver map ID is just three letters long this map is very likely from 2018.
Kid :”mom can I play beat saber” mom:”me have beat saber at home” beat saber at home:
The ending of angel voices be like
These are the kind of maps that make you feel like you suck at the game, even when you dont
My theory is that it was just a quick map and fun to make that was mostly experimentation that they published for the lols of seeing people try to get good scores on it
your sabers be looking like when i spiral spaghetti up my fork
NO NO NO THIS HURTS SO BAD AGH
this is the future of beat saber, be prepared
Theres always one map that's turns from strategic swinging to arm flailing
I was not expecting isle delfino but here we are. Downloading this now lol.
0:53 the note at the bottom is so true.
So that's the stuff that makes therapist finally let the patient kill themselves. Huh.
This map just screams "Little Timmy makes his first expert+ map"
How it feels to chew 5 gum
3:00 How it feels to chew 5 Gum:
Tempex: I am bad at the game
Me:how bad does that make me?
3:19
this map was made in 7th of july 2018
so if im not wrong that means its the first map with inverts
Super Mario sunshine music plays as you die of exhaustion. Nice.
My friend made this map! :D
With every hit i can feel the pain of my shoulders being dislocated.
*unless you don’t get that feeling when you play beat saber.*
What the hell is this Block Placement, my ... m ...O H GOD MY BRAIN
I love how right at the start you can see a cursed red note and bomb in the distance lmao
When u write your essay without any prep lmao
I couldn't stop laughing while watching you play this map
Tempex: *can't do a hard level*
Me: impossible
Looks like I would break my arms playing this
There's always that one egg in the carton.
Ah a map made for General Grievous
Hello there
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
Some random Guy: YOOOO this map is EASY
Me: Who the f%$k did you sell your soul to?
Some Random Guy: Ha, I didn't sell my soul, I tossed it in a blender along with every single joint in my arms and eyes.
Me: Makes sense.
Im a casual quest 2 player and im on hard - semi expert level and i just wanna say props to you. I struggle with 100$ bills on expert just because they are a tiny bit fast than i like, but otherwise i can make it through.
This map confuses my brain it is a timeless classic that we may never be ready to handle
The map just isn’t made with how human beings work in mind. You deadass need to be jello to hit everything.
I actually put effort into this at the time, this is why I don't make beatmaps anymore lol
Wait you made that map?
Or what
@@Ms24tigers yes sadly
I’ve started playing beat saber recently and I just about started crying at the thought of trying this.
you know you've accomplished something when Tempex can't beat your map
Watching you play that map made me want to cry-
g o d i remember playing this a couple years ago, i never even bothered to try it after the first two attempts
Me before watching: maybe it's just abstract :D
Me after watching: nope never mind this is cursed
Teacher: the test isnt that confusing
The test: