The worst Beat Saber level ever
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2021
- Maybe this level is beyond our understanding. Ahead of it's time. We're not ready for it yet.
Mapped by speederman5553
Get the chart here: beatsaver.com/beatmap/86e
Sabers used are "Plasma Katanas", they are included when you install the custom sabers mod!
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Игры
Ah yes. You know you find a quality map when the pattern makes no sense and not a single block is following the beat XD
The main anime man himself
Fgv
Fnf be like:
@Yoshikage Kira za warudo
Was going to say this but you beat me too it. There's literally no rhyme or reason for the blocks in their timing and placement.
This map looks like it was designed to play as badly as possible...
aka, beat sage
Whoa
@Rogue 915 I wish that was true
this is better then beat sage lol
Yes i agree
I am more worried about the people who actually BEAT THIS THING
Congrats
Half of them are in the top 50(scoresaber) so not surprising
patterns like these don't phase Duh lol
How did you send this 18 hours ago when it was released 3 hours ago? Lul
You commented before video was uploaded?!
My eyes hurt after watching this.
I can confirm this lol.
i had a seizure, headache, epilepsy, cancer, HIV, blindness and died
@@icloax3065 yah
Same
I don’t even play beat saber and this hurts
The people who beat this map: "I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"
YES YES YES!
well
this is a big difference from the last vid
from cute ghosts to making my brain hurt
me watching someone play a hard beat saber level: "that looks easy"
me playing any beat saber level: *misses everthing*
It's the complete opposite for me. Everything looks hard but it's a lot easier for me once I get into it.
@@traderjoe5872 idk but sometimes yes but sometimes no because i dont have a computer so when i go to mall that has beat saber in it so i play it and uhhh the screen is looking bad i feel like i am hitting them but i am not and so much to say but when watching video on it its 1080p so its looking very nice and high details
Me: i don't even have a vr.. why is there no VR here anyway
its the other way around for me lol
Nobody:
Some random kid: I'm 11 and I FC'd this first try
thats me!
@@eskimo5973 mhm sure
most i could do is exit this earths atmosphere on expert as an 11 yo saying this
@@probablynotviolet watch my vids lol
@@probablynotviolet watch the one called this song is harder than ghost!!
If I play this I might die from moving my hand off beat
If you play this you’ll die for playing ON beat
What about playing the best Beat Saber level ever ?
*Airborne Robots*
:-O
Yessssssss
# Airborne Robots
Bot again
Really
As a level designer this brought me so much pain i cried a single tear
This is the “oh no” map but less intentional looking
“It’s not bad it’s just tech”
hello udon
@@TFRecon_ helo
No it bad
@@anscpguard8508 no it’s just tech
@@anscpguard8508 look up beat saber tech maps
This seems like a map that is easier when you play with your sound on mute.
This is how it feels to playtest vanesAHOJ maps
Hello
i mean, are you wrong?
O w. You really had to go for the kill there Tommy
Not to be rude but... what is playest
@@PopcornIsTasty they meant play test. Meaning to test beatsaber maps before it's out
This dude made a map with like 15 different rhythms playing in his head and was fueled entirely by ketamine
This is the equivalent of my brain trying to find out what y equals and then somehow make a graph
Hello cat cult XD
s a m e
@@icloax3065 yeah pretty much
casually breaks the cat cult
@@teraspeXt cat pfp next animal name then someone normal
Can I join the cat cult?
I think map should be called "deception", due it's nature of looking easy but a real hell-like brain rattling experience.
Even watching this is a hell-like brain rattling experience
mate, tbh ima put it simply. the map is incrediblyly difficult and chaotic and unorganised needing to know the map before hand to finish it. imo it tries to hard to be one of those mega expert plus levels.
This feels like somebody tried to create a Rubik’s cube for the first time even though they’ve never seen one so each square is either a triangle or a circle and the colors were chosen by an alien.
This was just hilarious to me. idk y
There is no chance this isn't a troll
That one dislike is the person who made the map lol
4 now
@@nitrogaming184 on alts
Nah I actually enjoyed it, even I take the piss on this map
86
me: casually watching tempex's vid
also me: *clicks on this vid*
also also me after watching 30 secs: waht da fuk
the pain of hearing the amazing delfino plaza theme and seeing this mess of a map pains me to no end
there are way too many levels like this...
*too many*
When Tempex has to play a level on no fail you know it’s hard
idk calling this map hard is like calling the dial up sound map hard, hard implies that it is a challenge but is fair and beatable, not just random block spam
After what I have see from Beat Saber, I didn’t think it was possible to make a bad level!
This map is like the feeling when you're carrying a bunch of stuff and you can feel some things starting to slip out of your hands but you know you're almost at where you need to set them down.
This map is the Beatsaber Equivalent of the Mona Lisa. True artwork ahead of its time.
This man is like the council of beat saber if he says it's bad it's going to be a 10 on the yikes scale
Ngl if I tried to make a map it’d be like this
man I've been subscribed to you for over a year and a half and never been disappointed in your videos - keep it up man it the best 😁
This is more like an inside look of the brain during a panic attack to the tune of Delfina plaza
“This is my friend Justin... He’s taken... And he is CRACKED at Fortnite my guy”
THAT GUY STOLE MY MAPPING STYLE!!!
Plot twist: you haven't mapped anything
People who play on normal: Hey I know this one
You make awesome vids nice quality funny streams and also your almost at 1m subs congrats
Posted: 3 Mins ago
Comments: 6-15 hours
RUclips b r o k y
6-15 hours
How are these comments here so fast
don't question anything
Dang almost almost to 1 million Hope you can reach it soon
The person that got 88 percent was an octopus and found a way to mod in 8 controllers
New geometry dash players creating a level be like:
Gosh! Keep slicing those boxes like that and you are heading straight to a professional chef!
Wdg be like “ just a warmup”
Thanks for making this amazing video Tempex
I have mapped a few songs. There is one in particular that I'm a tad ashamed of. I plan on remaking it soon. But seeing this? This has made me feel a little better.
i just recently got into mapping and, while time consuming, its super fun!
My ears are happy but my eyes are screaming.
"I thought I was really bad at the game. I mean I am--"
*RECORD SCRATCH*
I know he did not just-- I will jump through this screen. Don't even.
The song is Delfino Plaza. I hear it when playing Mario kart
I felt like I was having a stroke just watching that... ow my ehad
This song gives me nostalgia. This is the Delfino Plaza background song from Super Mario Sunshine. I used to play it as a kid and I still have it today
some basic general guidelines to beat saber mapping
- keep double hits to a minimum ❌
- use dots sparingly when appropriate ❌
- keep the notes on beat ❌
- don't require a person to cross their arms to the opposite furthest points on the map for long periods of time ❌
- don't position notes in a way that the next notes are obscured from vision ❌
This map seems like it is literally designed to have as little flow as possible, it must be some elaborate troll. an autogen has more thought and quality put into it
Dots can be used a lot so I see no problem with those
I was not expecting isle delfino but here we are. Downloading this now lol.
at first i thought "it couldn't be that bad"
shortly after i had a seizure
I know this is a joke but it is possible you can get elipisy
if beat saber had a "fuck you" difficulty
With every hit i can feel the pain of my shoulders being dislocated.
*unless you don’t get that feeling when you play beat saber.*
I want to know the guy who took the time to actually make this map and go "Yeah this will work"
I love how right at the start you can see a cursed red note and bomb in the distance lmao
Me: I want to have them community maps!
Mom: We have community maps at home.
Community maps at home: 1:58
Either this level is making my eyes hurt or its most likely I'm tired af
What the hell is this Block Placement, my ... m ...O H GOD MY BRAIN
How it feels to chew 5 gum
I like the wiggles to hit the dot notes
Theres always one map that's turns from strategic swinging to arm flailing
Watching you play that map made me want to cry-
There's always that one egg in the carton.
My theory is that it was just a quick map and fun to make that was mostly experimentation that they published for the lols of seeing people try to get good scores on it
Tempex:I am bad
Me:bruh you move your arms and hands so fast whiplash is jealous
g o d i remember playing this a couple years ago, i never even bothered to try it after the first two attempts
Oh no, you did the unspoken. You have summoned the challenge map warriors from CC for another round....
this is the future of beat saber, be prepared
So that's the stuff that makes therapist finally let the patient kill themselves. Huh.
0:53 the note at the bottom is so true.
I’ve started playing beat saber recently and I just about started crying at the thought of trying this.
Tempex: I am bad at the game
Me:how bad does that make me?
wasn't even thinking of RCttS, Beat Saber on Expert + haunts my nightmares
Looks like I would break my arms playing this
Almost at one mill wooooooo keep up the good work trying to make my own channel doing beat Saber I look up to you thx for inspiring me
hey you uploaded this on my birthday
It feels like the creator was just putting blocks and was like “yeah that’ll be hard let’s do that”
That is exactly what I did
I will never be able to hear this song the same way again...
Sounds like a cross between a game and a few meme and movie/series soundtracks
Every beat is synced up perfectly
That looks very... VERY painful
This map just screams "Little Timmy makes his first expert+ map"
The map just isn’t made with how human beings work in mind. You deadass need to be jello to hit everything.
3:00 How it feels to chew 5 Gum:
Okay... I know this is weird but when I clicked here a ad popped up about LOL surprise toys...wait....just wait....
THEY WERE DRIVING A ROCKET LEAGUE CAR
Teacher: the test isnt that confusing
The test:
The ending of angel voices be like
In understand the thought process that went into making this level, because it’s my exact same thought process while making a level in super Mario maker 2 before learning what anything does and therefore making a crappy map with a lot of goombas
The other day i made an amazing level on mm2 but realised i was on the wrong account that didnt have nintendo online so i couldnt publish it
I couldn't stop laughing while watching you play this map
This tech map was WILD
This looks like the map in the beatsaber quest 2 ad.
This is the time when OrangeW comes and gets a full combo
Kid :”mom can I play beat saber” mom:”me have beat saber at home” beat saber at home:
SOO CLOSE TO 1MILLION SUBS! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
This map confuses my brain it is a timeless classic that we may never be ready to handle
Tempex: *can't do a hard level*
Me: impossible
Teacher: the test is not that hard
The test:
You are amazing please don’t say you are bad. Keep going and never stop
-me, now