I was thinking the same thing. Just knowing he sifted through that garbage to locate actual notes of a key and compose to it shows Stevie’s high level musicianship.
I have heard some in the off metal genre's that sound similar. Ever heard of abruptum? Yeah it's abstract ambient black metal. In other words it's black metal musicians making random noises. This is not unheard of in the more underground metal communities.
@@wifibug3596 Nah he'd still suck up to her. That or he'd already have divorced her. They already broke up once when Yoko set John up with May Pang. I don't see it lasting 40 more years than it did, if he couldn't stand more than 10 years being with some of his closest friends.
I would rather listen to SteveT go “kalala kalala” for hours on end then yoko ono go “ahhhhhh yaaaaaaa ahh oooooo” for half an hour. Don’t be offended, it’s an abstract joke.
I'm an artist and I still don't understand most abstract paintings Expressionism arts on the other hand, they are so meaningful, it's like expressing feeling directly trough visualization.
I lost it when you said "You want that thing to shine like chrome" Hahahahaha. Never new there was abstract music. Think I will stick to my own forms of music. The toilet paper band was by far the most ridiculous. LWTF. What are they thinking. Fun video and you got to show off your new Kiesel. I love how you made a really good song using all that abstract stuff and things. Thanks to Yousician for sponsoring the vid.
Couldn't have said it better myself Mama T!! I think the toilet paper thing was Yoko's way of telling us how shitty they are? It took a LOT of autotuning to make my song work! Haha! Never autotuned a balloon before!!
Imagine being your friend’s car asking him to put on some music and he is like, “I got some abstract music for you. It’s really abstract so you just gotta understand it”. 😂😂😂
I’m convinced that none of these people are on drugs. They are just no-talent assholes trying to create a genre so someone...anyone...might...maybe...call them talented at something. Maybe mommy and daddy should have hugged them.
TCY I’m wondering if actual musicians should start seeking these events out, and take the Ed Bassmaster approach. “PSH...Unreal...I could do better than that.”
I used to play music like this professionally for a few years. Until I got a score for the next project in the post with just a drawing of a triangle on it. The text under the triangle said “play as square as possible”. I returned the score and resigned from the ensemble. Now I only play music from before 1950. Nice and safe. And normal.
The part at the ending where you play your guitar at the green and black lit area sounded like grunge just without lyrics lol, I really liked it tho 🤘🤘
I liked the balloon music...but then I like abstract art. OOPS!! STOP! ... actually that is supposed to be non objective art, painting derived solely from technique without any reference to objects... 😁
I like the part when Stevie says oh now there’s an abstract guitar and then he pauses and there’s those funny faces that always makes me laugh when he does his faces
Steve you are truly one of the greatest guitarists I love hearing you play and I also learned a lot of stuff by watching you. I've been playing for over 50 years. I learned more guitar playing off of you in the last 10 years then the last 40 years of teaching myself. teaching yourself to play guitar is a huge mistake I tell anyone that tells me they want to learn to play guitar the first thing you need to do is get a teacher. Music is like mathematics it's got to be done only a certain way
Jeezus Christ this was painfully entertaining. Remember parents, don't lie to your children, if they suck, simply encourage them to seek other venues. Cheers!
Your message is heartfelt and rings true. I have only one concern: How much money do the screeching nutters make? Because if they make more money then I do I would get my sucky kids an Agent!
@@Paulo51297 very true I sometimes give guitar lessons and it kills me when kids think they can start learning to shred before they learn to tune their guitar. They want to play but not but the work in to learn.
It sounded like she was already getting freaky with a saxophone. I wouldn't be surprised if she had some kind of turbo-vibe shoved up there when she was doing it. Especially with her heavy breathing/panting into the mic.
This is more or less the way the schtick goes, Italians call that trash stars ou trash idols. It's impressive to hear him young though, especially before his arthritis, he was an actual guitarist with proper melodic abilities and quite the good musicianship.
@@Sikt I get where you're coming from. But what these articles are describing is noises used within a musical context (i.e. there is at least some sort of structure to the whole thing). This so-called "abstract music" has no structure, rhythm, melody, or really anything to set it apart from just random, senseless noise.
@@Thrillrider10 Yes noise is an art, and just like other arts is good or bad but noise must be performed live. And the first painting is huge masterpiece (with huge size) and i can't say how it can impress you when you stand in front of it.
Can we take a moment to praise the wonderful song Stevie made with all the noises in this video? No joke, the song was phenomenal
yes it was.
I was thinking the same thing. Just knowing he sifted through that garbage to locate actual notes of a key and compose to it shows Stevie’s high level musicianship.
Agreed!
That's why he is so engaging to watch. Amongst all his goofiness, real talent and beautiful music exist.
Absolutely
"metal is just a noise" person, need to see this
That person would consider a lot of this stuff to be music.
@@theevildrummingsithlord1492 oh yes, the irony is strong with that one
@@benedekgabor. And the Force is with you.
9:08
I have heard some in the off metal genre's that sound similar. Ever heard of abruptum? Yeah it's abstract ambient black metal. In other words it's black metal musicians making random noises. This is not unheard of in the more underground metal communities.
John Lennon: Imagine all the people...
Yoko: AGAJAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAGAGAHAGHAGAH
Hingy hingy hingy hingy hingy
I would wonder what John would think of yoko ono if he wasn’t dead
John Lennon: YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO MUSIC
@@wifibug3596 Nah he'd still suck up to her. That or he'd already have divorced her. They already broke up once when Yoko set John up with May Pang. I don't see it lasting 40 more years than it did, if he couldn't stand more than 10 years being with some of his closest friends.
As a beginner i can confirm that yes, beginners are basically abstract musicians.
I’ve never felt more talented as a musician….and I’m a beginner. Party on!
10 year old
I just realized Stevie T is a more metal version of Jim Carrey
Remember that Jim Carrey discovered Metalcore sing style
Realy? i found out that years ago xP
That's insulting to Steve.
Absolutely what i thought
overused comment
You're the only one who made Yoko listenable, even John Lennon failed at it.
7Korat wow, totally true
Underrated
Yes, Stevie T is now officially better than John Lennon.
Arguable.
Now that's an accomplishment.
“We have a word for abstract musicians. They’re called beginners”
Couldn’t have put it better myself
Props to Steve, your custom song at the end was phenomenal
After seeing this, Stevie no longer seems weird to me.
69 likes lol
Me too
Yeah, I think so too.
Nevermind I saw 10:10
Tottaly agreeee ....lol
When was he ever weird
I would rather listen to SteveT go “kalala kalala” for hours on end then yoko ono go “ahhhhhh yaaaaaaa ahh oooooo” for half an hour. Don’t be offended, it’s an abstract joke.
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A GRAMMY
And you know why ? Because at least Stevie is fun and he doesn’t take himself seriously.
wtf as if kalalalala is annoying ahaha classics
at least StevieT stays tonal...
“In the real world, we have a word for ‘abstract artists’: beginners.”
Yeah
@Daphne Klein All they do is just play random notes
@Daphne Klein Yeah on saxophone
@Daphne Klein because I play saxophone 🎷
@Daphne Klein understandable have a nice day 😊
"We have a word for abstract artists, beginners"
As a beginner I took that personally I'm not THAT bad
He's a Freking Geniuss, he turned out that shit thing into music
I'm speechless. I thought he wouldn't be able to pull it off, but it actually sounded... abstracty... ish???
Only Stevie T could do it. Ahahahaha.
No wonder why Dragonforce keeps banging at his door.
@@tempslip Glad you didn't say "Back door".
Yeah Stevie is truly talented - it's insane how he turned that garbage into a fucking actual song! 10:50
2019 the year Stevie starts proving he's not weirdo at all
2 years later it still hasn't happened
1:37 I started to die from laughter when I heard "you guys are giving a standing Ovation to dangling balls"😂
Inmateur
@@longnamebecauseithas50char45 I think you mean amateur
I'm an artist and I still don't understand most abstract paintings
Expressionism arts on the other hand, they are so meaningful, it's like expressing feeling directly trough visualization.
Like your profile pic. THAT's fucking badass!
@@Emil_Stoltz thanks
“You people are so frickin’ weird. And that’s me talking”
-Stevie T 2019
Shut up Steve
I’m not steve
Steve's aware
2020
Braxton with corona
I bet that balloon lady really dislikes pop music...
...I'll see myself out
😂
See what you did there
Nice one
BOOM! HERE COMES THE BOOM! READY OR NOT😂
Milbrandt get your ass back in here
I like how Steve not only turned all that noise into a jam, but his playing was his most abstract ever itself.
6:48 Haha jokes on you, I was already subscribed!
Same! Haha! Also I unsubscribed for this video just so I can subscribe when I was told to for once
The person who was laughing... I thought he was Joker
ok
Shadman Khan dude same all he needed was the makeup 😂😂😂
Creepy
True story. And I thought he would try to kill Stevie it prime-time
did a better job than Jared Leto
I lost it when you said "You want that thing to shine like chrome" Hahahahaha. Never new there was abstract music. Think I will stick to my own forms of music. The toilet paper band was by far the most ridiculous. LWTF. What are they thinking. Fun video and you got to show off your new Kiesel. I love how you made a really good song using all that abstract stuff and things. Thanks to Yousician for sponsoring the vid.
Couldn't have said it better myself Mama T!! I think the toilet paper thing was Yoko's way of telling us how shitty they are?
It took a LOT of autotuning to make my song work! Haha! Never autotuned a balloon before!!
yoko ono is pretty abstract tho....
Yoko ono sounds like the new rock bands. You know the nut grabbing ones
Yeah I liked the video at that point
muppet laughing is abstract
Imagine being your friend’s car asking him to put on some music and he is like, “I got some abstract music for you. It’s really abstract so you just gotta understand it”. 😂😂😂
I like abstract music, but I also loved what you did at the end ! Awesome !
stevie saying calalalala for an hour straight sounds better than abstract music lol
You are totally correct 😂
this is %100 true
Now he needs to make that a video-
Yup
Yis
And they say Rock and Metal artists are drugged out.
エッジJ I'm a Metalhead and a metal artist and I don't do drugs, but damn son, where'd they find this ? Lol
I’m convinced that none of these people are on drugs. They are just no-talent assholes trying to create a genre so someone...anyone...might...maybe...call them talented at something. Maybe mommy and daddy should have hugged them.
As a multi instrumentalist and musician of 20 years these people offend me. Making my hard work look like a joke.
TCY I’m wondering if actual musicians should start seeking these events out, and take the Ed Bassmaster approach. “PSH...Unreal...I could do better than that.”
Also rappers.
6:35 Why does it sound like an airplane, lawn mower, a motorcycle and a person farting for a few minutes straight.😕😕😕
7:52 that IS FRIGGING ART
That song at the end was a masterpiece.
When Yoko Ono started her... noises?..... my neighbors thought I was watching the worst hardcore pornography ever.
Your logo looks like hentai haven
IYdra YT There’s only one H on my logo but I’ll take that as a compliment
@@Shurzii_ the design looks like hentaihaven
I'm in a hotel watching this loudly
JammingwithJan AndGoonther420 your neighbors dont knock on your door to turn off loud noise?
4:26 love when Stevie does this face then smiles and raise his brows
I used to play music like this professionally for a few years. Until I got a score for the next project in the post with just a drawing of a triangle on it. The text under the triangle said “play as square as possible”. I returned the score and resigned from the ensemble. Now I only play music from before 1950. Nice and safe. And normal.
Literally every sound out of Stevie's mouth is abstract music.
So true
Geez, stevie, that wasn’t abstract art, it was just a black metal band logo.
You beat me to it
Cant believe he didnt make that joke
as Bob Ross says:
if it doesn't look right, you can call it abstact art.
Great job on transforming that crazy compilation into a really cool song. 🤓👍💗
Stevie should put all the song redemptions and stuff like this on spotify of something.
"In the real world we have a word for abstract artists: beginners." Steve T
That was a good one
Richard Benson*
Unless you’re Frank Zappa.
I was born an abstract artist 🤓 and then I sucked at it when I became good at playing instruments 😂
@@AuroraLuxi yeah also
Anyone else think the laughing guy looks like Jack Nicholson as the Joker?
That's what I was thinking!🤣
Same!
I thought it was a club for Jack Nicholson impressions for a brief instant...
Cheers from France! 🍻
Kevin WinterMadness Greetings from Sweden! 🖖
10:12 Stevie T’s confused breakdown sounds like a Yoko Ono “song”
The part at the ending where you play your guitar at the green and black lit area sounded like grunge just without lyrics lol, I really liked it tho 🤘🤘
Friend: What music do you listen to?
Me: Yoko Ono dying.
Lol
Lol
Yoko ono is dying
Melody Roxx lol
Friend:your so wired
It’s odd how the things that weren’t meant to be musical instruments didn’t sound anything like musical instruments. Who would have thought.
"How do you dance to this?" Answer: Abstract Dance of course 😀
10:05 this part made me laugh, super hard two point that I was dying and laughter💀💀💀💀
That balloon music sounded almost like Yoko Ono but better.
I liked the balloon music...but then I like abstract art. OOPS!! STOP! ... actually that is supposed to be non objective art, painting derived solely from technique without any reference to objects... 😁
Yeah why is there people still giving audience and attention to this disastrous woman?
Imagine a band with Richard Benson, Yoko Ono, and the balloon lady
The World is not ready for them. Ask again in 10000 years, please
Abstractcore
Nickleback approves
“Sir, what do listen to?”
“CDs skipping...”
“Alien spaceships”
“A jazz band falling down the stairs”
9:16 does anyone else have a dirty enough mind to like this part
Whenever Yoko is on I gotta turn down the sound, not because it's terrible, but because I don't want my neighbours thinking I'm into creepy porn.....
"How do you dance to this?"
You have a seizure steve
I see what you did there.
Yup
Lol
Lol that is my favorite dance move
@@chi11y29 bro same!
Never fails...Stevie makes me laugh every time!
8:10 blud thinks he’s The Joker
7:11 actually is one of the most accurate yoko oh no covers...
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ono**
ono
@@dominiccampbell7227 wtf
conspiracy: abstract music is a sneaky way to promote earplugs
Facts
Facts
The song you turned it all into is just every SOAD song mixed to one
When I first watched him I said to myself "Finally someone at my level of weird"
The abstract guitarist mores code said "HEEEELP MEEEEEEEEE"
huh well you learn something new every day
*_The More You Know_*☄
@derpy derp LOL
Guitar: Hold my breath as i wish for death, oh please god help me
I guess the music was that the computer made a morse cod that saids heeeelp meeeee
Bad that
Me: Reads title
_I think we all know where this is going_
Yop
Queef sounds.
@@corruptedproductions5024 oh
I was really expecting to hear some roast beef curtains smacking a mic lol
Wow you saved Yoko Ono from herself. Are you a wizard Stevie.
When yoko started “singing” I got an image in my head, and not a good one😳
The part that gets me is that in a few of these clips, THE AUDIENCE IS ACTUALLY CLAPPING!
The lady with the balloon was definitely playing "Flight of the Mosquito"
I think that Steve T is an artist. He turned abstract “music” (noise) into a really good song! I must say, respect dude!
I agree with Alonso....the song Stevie made at the end was Friggin awesome.
10:19 he looks like the cute little snake that stays in our backyard. 🥺❤️
True.
😂😂😂😂
Is it just me or did the ballon rubbing sound like yoko ono.😂
Not the only one. Funny about that is that when I wrote a comment about the balloon, the bit with yoko started playing
yoko ballono
I like the part when Stevie says oh now there’s an abstract guitar and then he pauses and there’s those funny faces that always makes me laugh when he does his faces
Stevie is returning to his old self. Honestly much better than the more calm guy I'd see.
9:17 Guys when they flow with the morning wood
Something tells me I won't be able to un-see this.
bru-
The Yoko part still haunts me from the previous video about her... singing? To hear it again is simply torturous to my auditory device.
*Spazzes out on an instrument*
"I'm an artist, give me money."
that part when everybpdy walk like mummy is creepier than bucketheads music video
Steve you are truly one of the greatest guitarists I love hearing you play and I also learned a lot of stuff by watching you.
I've been playing for over 50 years. I learned more guitar playing off of you in the last 10 years then the last 40 years of teaching myself. teaching yourself to play guitar is a huge mistake I tell anyone that tells me they want to learn to play guitar the first thing you need to do is get a teacher. Music is like mathematics it's got to be done only a certain way
When I was banging on the keys on my grandma's piano when I was three, I was actually creating abstract art! I feel so much more important now!
Jeezus Christ this was painfully entertaining. Remember parents, don't lie to your children, if they suck, simply encourage them to seek other venues. Cheers!
Your message is heartfelt and rings true. I have only one concern: How much money do the screeching nutters make? Because if they make more money then I do I would get my sucky kids an Agent!
Everybody sucks. But some people stop sucking after lots of practice.
@@Paulo51297 let us not forget.
"sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something." -jake the dog.
@@Paulo51297 very true I sometimes give guitar lessons and it kills me when kids think they can start learning to shred before they learn to tune their guitar. They want to play but not but the work in to learn.
@@reficul1984 I swear that I gave up teaching because of that very thing!
Ooh I play the ukajuka! I’m l currently trying to learn the guitakatakataa, and your videos are a huge reason why, so thank you!
Why do I bother to actually learn to play when I could just smash it in any way possible and call it music? :D
I see yoko joko is as horrible as ever.....still sounding like someone killing a wild animal
@@ditzfough Well, I for one absolutely can, but you might have uncovered John Lennon's fascination with her there...
Joko lol
@sloan Champion killing a wild animal, while getting killed by a wild animal
Ono*
Man, it was incredible how you got to recycle that garbage and turn it into real music. You're the one who deserves a standing ovation.
The end was the one thing that made me glad I sat through the whole thing
Wow he actually made Yoko sound half decent!
great work ST!!
@Mike Sienicki a necessary sacrifice.
11:30 im sorry, i know it was supposed to be a joke, but the chorus you made was fuckin AWESOME!!!
When I am sad I usually watch Steve's videos like this masterpiece. The final song is just mind blowing🤯
People are getting stupid as the years past by this isn't music
Yeah, maybe not necessarily stupid, but pretentious.
A lame guy like this having 1m subscribers is the proof people are stupid not the opposite..
@@MrFlyingPanda go get wrapped in toilet paper, oh sorry, you'd call yourself an artist then
I'm your 100th like, what do I win
it is music well... some clips arent.
turns on captions: girl starts "singing"
captions: turkey gobbling
me: WHAT XD
*my mom * what r you watching hun? *me* I am watching sh*t music
@@bbmia8844 i know a excuse from that ima say that to my parents when i hear moans in vids
That's funny
Well that's what is sounded like
1:42 Watch this with your eyes closed
Stevie T made Yoko Ono sound like Laurie Anderson....That's a big improvement.
I feel like Yoko Ono fans would say that her getting freaky with a saxophone is "abstract art".
Actually, they say that
Theodore Bayben More like ass crack FART!
exatcly that was my thought too :)
It sounded like she was already getting freaky with a saxophone. I wouldn't be surprised if she had some kind of turbo-vibe shoved up there when she was doing it. Especially with her heavy breathing/panting into the mic.
Yoko Ono has fans???
Could we consider Richard Benson an abstract artist
Yes and his fans help him paint
This is more or less the way the schtick goes, Italians call that trash stars ou trash idols.
It's impressive to hear him young though, especially before his arthritis, he was an actual guitarist with proper melodic abilities and quite the good musicianship.
@@Cyclobomber agreed, in my opinion Richie boi was bloody brilliant when he was younger
7:13 SOUNDS LIKE YOKO OHNO
I thought musical abstract art was black metal band logos
Also ngl thought the painting was supposed to be one in the style of a jackson pollock
I bet their dads are thinking about what if they pulled out.
abstract art is the T-shirt he's wearing, intended? most likely
David Chase and his guitar too
i actually think the guitar being abstract art was intended😂
good point!
11:51 sounded so cool
Weirdest instrument I can play is the washboard, or maybe the spoons
"It'S cAlLeD aBsTrAcT mUsIc!!1!"
Yeah, us actual musicians just call that noise.
@@Sikt I get where you're coming from. But what these articles are describing is noises used within a musical context (i.e. there is at least some sort of structure to the whole thing). This so-called "abstract music" has no structure, rhythm, melody, or really anything to set it apart from just random, senseless noise.
@@Thrillrider10
Yes noise is an art, and just like other arts is good or bad but noise must be performed live.
And the first painting is huge masterpiece (with huge size) and i can't say how it can impress you when you stand in front of it.
*sweats profusely in japanoise*
U call thst noise?!?!
The NES had a noise generator that was very frequently used musically, to great effect.
Obviously not the same kind of noise lol
I should just record myself snoring and call it abstract music.
The thing is...
Then it would just be ASMR.
Yuuki Kuroutarou I should Audio record me taking a shit after eating bad Mexican food from a truck and call it abstract art
6:36 we need to subscribe. He said that if any of that music sounded like a fart, we needed to sub.
Yoko might sue you for infringement
I was eating a cantaloupe while watching this and almost choked 5 times From laughing
The Yoko ono part made my baby start crying. Also very good job with the song!
The balloon sounded like yoko singing.
Edit: "Singing"
Difference is that the baloon can't choose for itself
Yeah, it did. Only the balloon was in key...
Steve: I hate abstract art!
Also Steve: wearing black and white abstract art shirt
Its a Rorschach test
And plays a guitar with an abstract painting
@@andrewmcclure2905 No, it´s not
It's a marble surface T shirt I just think it looks kinda cool to have a shirt like that. But only if it's black and white
Talk about dressing for the occasion.
That balloon actually sounded like Yoko Ono.
The laughing dude should've became a voice actor lol, that laugh gave me killer clown vibes. More specifically Pennywise or animated Joker vibes.