What Every Guitarist Plays When They're Asked to Play Something
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So true
Love the vids
Where did you buy the hoodie?
Yes, the play somethinggggs!
@@scottpenner5150 secord?
The funniest part was when his wife actually wanted to hear him play
Haaaaaaaaha facts
I'd like to add I don't blame her though I've been playing the same shitty licks for 16 years. I don't want to hear me lol
The funniest part is when he had a wife
@@christiantuttle544 nah if a guy like me can get one there's hope for us all
@@mikekristin7201 good to hear
“play me something”
immediately forgets how to play any song i’ve ever learned. forgets how to play guitar in general. what even is a guitar
That reminds me years ago when I got high and picked up my guitar. Forgot everything. Like “what do I do with my fingers again?”
YES
Every freaking time!!!
Those are the most evil words on the planet.
That's crazy. That's like the video I just watched
“It doesn’t take hours to tune a guitar, even I know that”
- Person who has never set up a Floyd Rose
I can do it in 15 minutes but even that took me hours.
Buy a Tremolo-No
It doesn't take hours, it only takes minutes. Hundreds of them.
Floyds really aren't hard to set up. Galeazzo Frudua has a great method. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
it doesn't take minutes it only takes seconds..thousands of them.
"It doesn't take hours to tune a guitar"
Me, still tuning a Floyd Rose 7 string guitar I bought 8 years ago.
Why cant you tune it?
@@skinnybigstuff1040
Dunno, maybe I am incompetent, maybe it's broken, maybe it's because it's a Floyd Rose but it keeps detuning after a day...
Eh, I have a acoustic that detunes itself.
Don't worry. Took me 7 years to finally commit to learning how to tune my 6 string Floyd Razorback :^)
@@iwycked
I share your pain! 😩
I don't understand what went wrong there. He just played a perfectly fine kurt cobain solo😂
Yeah the live smells like teen spirit ones !
Most under-rated comment
What, no crazed butthurt Nirvana fans here? Have we developed a sense of humor at last?
@@mattcarroll5603 um akshualy he had a great sense of melody and you're not famous like he was 😡😡😡
@@sadcatwizard Yeah, but he hated fame. And so do I. I'm also a fan of his but I can admit he wasn't the best soloist.
Every. Time. 😭
Hi, Ross, i have been watching your videos, and seems you didn't update many recently……
when I look in the mirror
Actually happened to me .... I felt so like a noob wanted to Quit guitar altogether.... My fretting hand froze up and couldn't even make a chord....
Every time.
Indeed, Every. Time.
“I dropped my pick”
“Fingerstyle then”
Simple solution: play More Than Words
Freestyle it Man!
*Nothing else matters intensifies*
she would love that
That happened to me years ago, and I haven’t used a pick since.
EVERY TIME. THE CYCLE:
1.Where is my pick
2. Wait for me to tune
3. Witch song I should play
4. Panic
5. Fuck up
Repeat
Ikr.
same
@Skr4t 666 Could be someone learning English, cut em a break. Even if they aren't it's a common mistake.
@Skr4t 666 Says the one who just types "U" instead of the full form
*Been playing music for 15 years*
“Hey can you play me something? 😍”
Me: “I am no longer a musician.”
🤣👍
If somebody asks you to play, put it back on them and ask what they would like to hear. Then when they mention a song that you don't know, you're off the hook.
THIS
What I love is when people ask me to play something and im like "oh that song is played in e flat, I cant do it in standard" gets em every time
“Then play a song you do know” lol
Or just play something
“Play me something”
*immediately starts playing every intro to every song ever*
Yep. You play the intro and then stop. They then ask you where the rest of the song is.
What do you mean you’re supposed to learn the whole song
very relatable
@@IAmCjcj11 Wait that wasn't the whole song?
@@IAmCjcj11 not really, you are supposed to play whatever you want
George Harrison was a genius when he made the song Something. He always had Something to play.
bro you're so underrated loooool
LMFAO
He was the ultimate wingman...quite literally.
Yep he was a mediocre guitar player at best... LOL
This made me smile thank you
That pedal show was the most emotional thing Ive ever seen
It told a better love story than twilight
I thought it was funny how the wah doesn't even get dialogue, just WAHWAHWAHAHAHAHH.
There was a Hatsune Miku guitar pedal
I want one if those things still exist
I wasnt crying.. There was something in my eye
Ik I'm late but I absolutely love ur username😂
"Disney ruined the star wars movies!" Legendary. This literally runs through my head when I'm about to do something I'm completely unprepared for as well as a form of motivation.
0:30 my favorite character
Lol
@Kirk Hammett THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE KIRK °^°
Are you the real Kirk? Because if so, hi!
@@SuperFlyingGlydon74 yes i'm kirk. Hi
KIRK LOL
This video is automatically a 10/10 for just the Miku pedal alone.
Bruh. You. Ok?
Yes
I was just going to say that
@@chelososamusic That's very true
@@chelososamusic Oh, did you see that too? I was worried it was just a seventies flashback. Whew, that was close... 😊
I can imagine baby Tyler playing with his pedals.
Also obviously, play 035
Imagine a baby Tyler!!!
Fairy tale or horror story ? 😅
That’s what I was thinking just play 0-3-5 lol
Girls- Dolls
Boys- Action Figures
Men- Guitar Pedals
Guitar Pedals and 5G chip
nice
bass pedals*
Men: asking for permission to buy a pedal
Real Men: doing whatever they want living in a cabin in the mountains.
Crazy man child- Uses guitar pedals as action figures!
"Disney ruined the Star Wars movies" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was being interviewed for a job recently as a luthier and I mentioned that he had a cool acoustic in his office. He handed it to me and told me I could try it out. I proceeded to play the worst progression of tribute by tenacious D and then handed him the guitar saying “I’m a little rusty”, Ive literally been practicing non stop the week prior. He then played an epic solo and showed me up big time. Still got the job but damn was I sweating.
Lmao I would’ve been sweating balls
“It doesn’t take hours to tune a guitar”- someone who had never tuned a 12 string perfectly
The time for a 12 string evertune has come. Unfortunately, it will weigh 10 lbs on its own...
It definitely doesn't take hours. If it takes you hours, then your guitar is fucked.
I tend to use a tuner with my 12 string to get it perfect but still looking at 3 minutes
The nicest thing, as I've been told, is when your kid dicides to line up the keys because it look better...
@@micpep well... It does. But they're not exactly there to look good.
Was I the only one that laughed when the Kirk Hammett wah came in😂
i died
Probably the best part
“Oh cool, I’ve finally got this riff down and can play it 10x in a row without messing up. I can’t wait to record it and show my friends.” *turns on the camera and immediately starts playing the riff at the same level I was playing it when I was only 2 minutes into Marty Schwartz’s video.*
Exactly
Nooo not Marty music!
Ohhh yeah!
Yep!
Ain't it the truth?
And then when they walk away everything comes back to you and you can play EVERYTHING!
I felt that...hard. Should just say "Stand on the other side of the door." When she asks why... "your too beautiful and it distracts me.....?"
Litteraly how I feel when trying a guitar in guitarcenter
I usually have the amp turned down so quiet I have to lean my head up to it to hear it. Been playing 20+ years and only know like 5 AC/DC riffs.
Everytime
I feel targeted...
@@ScotWithOnet A lady once said that the wisest advice her mom ever gave her was to not spend so much time worrying about how she looked because other women are too busy to worry about how they look to worry about how she looks. I think the same thing applies at Guitar Center. Most of those guys are too worried about how much they suck to worry about how much you suck. LOL!
@@tophertaylor69 yo topher. You everywhere on the musical part of the internet
Every single time. Whenever I hear the phrases "sing us a song" or "play something" my monkey brain kicks in and I'm always amazed at how much can be forgotten so quickly. It's like a rubber band. I snap out of it usually.
Friend asked my to play across the universe by the beatles for him which is a song i play often on guitar but as soon as i had to play for someone the chords just left my mind lol
@@WobiKabobi Just say "I'll play that later, here's Tomorrow Never Knows first. *strums C chord for 5 minutes*"
It’s not easy to remember on the fly
"Say something funny". As "the funny guy", this is my nightmare.
@@Grease-Goblin Oh yeah. That's definitely the worst. Would it be such a buzzkill to stand here five minutes and let humor find us? Instant funny can be too much like instant coffee.
That intro tho...
1:58 floyd rose bridges: please allow us to introduce ourselves
? Never should take more than a few minutes?
This is, like, at age 15. Once you get to where you can play Dream Theater or Steve Vai in front of people, the non-guitarists think you suck because you don't know any Imagine Dragons or Maroon 5.
Maroon 5 use guitars?
Kirk Hammett Wah needs to be in every cartoon that exists
When my girlfriend come to my apartment and want see me play guitar, I ask her to do something else and pretending not listening to what I play,then I found she can play instrument better than me🤦
Thats called a double standard bub. You drew the short stick on that one. Sometimes you just gotta live with it.
"unidentified object on my lap" is now my favorite description of a guitar when I try to play in front of someone
I always forget I know anything but master of puppets or some form of like mixture of welcome to the jungle barracuda and eruption I don't know why
That was hilarious! And your wife is adorable. I’m sure you have no problem playing/writing for her.
Really digging your channel!
'It doesn't take hours to tune a guitar'
*Laughs in Floyd rose*
The hardest part about playing an instrument is not playing the instrument, it's ignoring other people in the room.
I couldn't agree more man.
Well said
Wife: Play something for me... 😬
Me: Uhh, no? I’m not a circus monkey. Go away. 🤨
🙉😂😝💯
And then she douces away
Later that night: "Honey..? What do you think of me juggling the money out of our savings and buying this PRS guitar here..?"
Holds phone out with a Sweetwater pic of a Ten Top Custom 24.
"Honey?"
A heavy silence hangs in the air.
"Honey??"
@@lueymeteora1410 if you wrote movie scripts. The duologue would be less natural than the prequals
You don't have a wife.
I've never cried so hard in my life. The only thing that can make it better is a NEWWWWW GUITARRRRR!!!!
When someone asks me to play I bust out the ol' 035
This may be the most cringe thing I have ever watched.... Yet... it is so disturbingly accurate.
Someone : "Play something"
Me as an intellectual : *play something by the Beatles*
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS ONE 😂😂😂😂
My thoughts exactly. Should as a default be taught to all guitar pupils with this specific situation in mind.
Me as a Chad jejjer: *Plays sweet jazz licks and Travis style thumb-picking*
Yup yup it’s the easiest way to get someone off your back. Play a little of here comes the sun and they’re like “oh cool 😊” and then leave
"guess that was a waste of money" ooooo I felt that
That happened to me at a bar in front of a bunch of people. My freind asked the guitarist if I can play something when they went on break without talking to me first. The guitar player said hey man come up and play something for us on Mic. I tried to say he'll no but got pressured into it. So I strapped on the guitar and tried to play one by metallic. As my hands were shaking somebody said I think that's metallic. I got this hot sensation behind my ears that moved to my face and then just hit em with a dive bomb and put the guitar down.
"Did you see anything!?"
"No sir! I didn't see you playing with your pedals again!"
Nice Space Balls reference 😂
Ah space balls..... What a movie
Ha, I feel as though I have been JAMMED!
@@Brad772006 raspberry perhaps? Lol!
LOOOONNNEEE STAAAARRRRRR
This had low-key Rudy ayoub energy in terms of unsettling awkwardness. On point
But better acting....and also way better looking people....and not Lebanese...
@@Rojomanzana438 THE FUCK.
@@Rojomanzana438
😂😂😂😂
@@Rojomanzana438 "not lebanese" Bruh
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This was actually unironically the funniest video I've seen from you.
"Did you see that guy Kirk Hammet Wah? "
*WAH NOISES*
"Yeah, what a freakin tool." _clop clop clop_
Are we ever gonna find out why Disney ruined the Star Wars movies?
whenever someone asks me to play a song, I play Slow Dancing in a Burning Room. The first two notes immediately captures someone's attention. Even if they've never heard it before. It's a panty wetter too.
Never heard of it but that "panty wetter" mention is gonna have me checking it out......Thanks!
finally, i did not cringe at one of your openings... also, i think the metal zone is not into girls, just fyi
Metal zone is definitely into girls you don’t know what you’re talking about buddy
@@jacksonbower4185 gotta agree with you wholeheartedly on this
Metal Zone may be into girls, but it doesn’t mean girls are into Metal Zone
He's bi
Even abasi the lizardman himself knew to name his ear-rape metal pedal pathos, meaning argumentation toward/from emotion, common practice with whammen n shit
I bought that Klon clone you just did a video on. It’s AMAZING ty for the great content man
bruh
@@georgiewashman what BRUH
The 5000 dollar one or the 35 dollar one?
Cuz you may have played yourself
@@iamthenatehawk1537 I said the clone bro
@@1TaylorKing some might say, its a klone
Wow it's *hard* to play that badly on purpose when you're actually a good player. That's impressive in itself.
But those that suck can effortlessly for it all day long. When I hear the noodlers I wanna crack the guitar over their head.
"No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again." Colonel Sanders
too many people have the whole world's knowledge in the palm of their hand, and they watch 'mindless entertainment' like . . . . . . . . . .
Get to work solving the worlds problems, you useless.... !!!
I watched 20 seconds of this parody;
God help me avoid all others that contrubute nothing to knowledge, or the advancement of our species to mutual increasing benefit...
and..... light a candle that Elon Musk shall prevail and save us all....
from ourselves !!! .
That’s silly, everyone knows there are three things to chose from to play here. 1.) random pentatonic noodling right as the person comes in to assert dominance 2.) Smells Like teen spirit 3.) stairway to heaven.
4.) Comfortably Numb
I’m number 1
Wonderwall
Exactly
Smoke on the water
"Disney ruined the Star Wars movies"
Me:*instantly hits like
You mean there is more than 3?
Yeah, my brain lit up when he said that.
@@johnschutt9088 General Greivous says there are 6.
Only just seen this video, but that did make me laugh 😂
@@ElrondHubbard_1 "This prequel trilogy will make a fine addition to my collection"
The beginning just confirms my theory that he lost it, he's gone, it's over.
Haven't we all?
he had the covid of course he went insane
Gf walks in, you panic and hide your pedals. "Knock next time! Did you see anything?" "No sir, I didn't see you playing with your pedals again!"
I can not relate to not knowing how to tune a guitar! I learned over 55 years ago how to tune a 6 string acoustic guitar and electric guitar and a 12 string guitar by ear. It's not hard to learn to tune by ear but it's hard to explain how to tune by ear, plus now days there are so many different tuning versions like drop D tuning and tuning the guitar to a certain key , for instance tuning in the key of G or C or E . Myself, I always tune in Standard tuning !
“Disney ruined the Star Wars movies” FACTS BRO
For sure
I love democracy. I love the Republic. But FUCK Disney!
Frank Horrigan “I love Democracy. I love the Republic.”
A few hours later: *_I am the Senate_*
@@robertemerson1087 UN-LIMITED POWAAAAH!
@@frankhorrigan2047 execute order 66
"Disney ruined the Star Wars movies"
I felt that!!
Best part. At least we have Mando
3:56 Ah yes the post playing reflection and depression, while thinking of everything you could’ve played
Whatchmojo after seeing this: our top 10 most difficult guitar songs list was totally wrong
I actually needed a good laugh today so thanks LOL (in reality though women under your roof KNOW you can play LOL)
C’mon, just play “Something” by The Beatles
I learned that song just for situations like this. I've never been in this situation since I learned it.
"Say it Ain't So" every time. Even my friends who have heard me play it a million times. "Play something for me" = "Say it Ain't So"
I...I don't even know what that song is....
@@tcg1_qc by Weezer...
@@philwong2574 oh, I don't really know their songs, beside buddy Holly and the end of the game
I wonder what the "Mikul Zone" pedal would sound like...
Cursed, imagine vocaloid shred singing. I'm pretty sure ola englund did a video on it
Will it chug?
@@novamusicandresuribe pretty sure ola did try that too, its been a while since I saw that vid tho, so I can't remember too well
I really struggle a lot with this problem. And the bigger problem is, i get this even if i'm alone and record myself. As soon as i start the recorder, i lose focus, it's like i don't know what I'm supposed to do for a second, then after i start playing the slightest mistake or imperfections "breaks" my playing and i just get 100% lost. It's really stopping me from getting good practice :(
Omg I am so glad I’m not the only one that does this! Well, I’m sorry you are cursed with it too, but I thought it was just me! So frustrating. And only if I’m playing solo, in a band, absolutely fine. I’m planning on doing it a lot, record all the time, play to random people and hope it goes away.
Same here. I can play perfect any time but once I want to record myself I screw up. Every single time! Every single time! So frustrating. I can’t explain it either. It’s like a curse or something. Ugh.
This happens because they want you to play something that they want to play but when you want to play something that’s why you can play insanely awesome licks to play and you don’t even know what they want you to play
"Djent is not a genre"
I think Jared Dines would beg to differ
Jared would 100% agree
If u say djent is bad jared will turn into karen
That's bcoz it's not at all.. You can say Djent is just metal with deeper sounding strings, yes that's djent for ya, instead of standard E it's C..😎 or A - Z 😂
Djent isn't a genre, it's a way of life...
@@AzathothsAlarmClock super crunchy
I just play stairway until they leave
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
The problem with that strategy is that they'd take your guitar away and then leave.
"I don't think this thing is in tune."
he said, holding a telecaster.
Ikr
not just a telecaster.... suhr telecaster
What the fuckis that supposed to mean? Teles are the greatest Guitars on earth and stay in tune really well.
That’s the point snowflake. A tele barely ever goes out of tune.
@@MrParkerman6 yea..how did you not pick up on that implication?
Sorry but americans saying fibbing doesn't sound right. the british accent makes it sound right you know
"Kirk Hammot Wah did you see that"
Kirk Hammot Wah: WAHwhAHWhawhAWHhawhAHWAHWhAWhAHWAHWhaW
Wow im early i have to think of something funny to comment...
035
I wish everyone didn't feel like they have to say something funny. You may be joking, but it's a real affliction.
LIKE
We need more intros like that.
A....no , no we don't......🤣
I think you mean outros¿
And that's when I start playing Blitzkrieg Bop! And after that comes Should I Stay or Should I go! People will usually go away after those two LOL
The way I would’ve of got out of that is by saying my callouses have ripped off from my skin
I legit find at least 6 picks everytime I clean my room. Some of them I have never seen.
I feel like the bad playing at the end was still better than mine tho.
One of the greatest examples of an amateur guitarists plights... the fight is real! Laughed my head off... I have been playing for 30+ years and this still happens!!! So funny
"You're acting a little weird."
How weird are you usually that this was "A LITTLE WEIRD"?
i hate it when someone randomly asks if i can play something. when i am not prepared. and stuff.
i am like.... eh.... no....
what can i play?
idk...
wanna hear that one song that i play every time?
I've never had a woman ask me to play guitar. They want you to sing or dance but not play guitar.
That scene at the beginning reminded me of Dark Helmet playing with his dolls in Spaceballs.
This is why when I go to guitar shop I say I'm looking for a guitar for my freind and I don't play, so I don't need to play infront of them and make them try it out for me. Then I awkardly say stuff like 'I...I mean my freind was probably wondering...' and ask a bunch of questions that likely only someone who plays would know and still carry on pretending like its not for me.
When people ask me to play something.
Me think of the hardest thing I know.
What songs should I play .............
U,mm,mm Smells like Teen Spirit.
LMFAO!!!
"Disney ruined the Star Wars movies"
The metal zone sounded like Satan from South Park.. lmao.. I loved it..
Tyler just went ahead and created a new genre: guitar effect pedal erotica
i’m a drummer so o don’t even know how i got here but this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen
*Me randomly playing a cool as riff along with a drum loop, plays it flawlessly for an hour straight* "Hey, i should record that, it sounds awesome!
*Me turning on the mic, starting the drum loop.....screws up the riff every single time* "WTF! why can't i play this now??!!"
*Me frustrated turns off the mic in anger........then plays the riff perfectly* "I give up......''
She's wrong. If you are scared of a string snapping, it does take hours.
Came for: stairway to heaven
Stayed for: a weird emotional pedal show?
Wait until she asks you to write a song about her...then we'll talk.
I just had this last night.. man I died
@@blindingsun2468 damn... How is it going??? Have you started it?😂
@@luciobiazotto no I'm still sat here playing "lucky man" chords by the Verve... can't think of shit to write lolllll. I'm gonna shit myself if she asks if it's done
@@blindingsun2468 hahaha best of luck to you pal! Try listening to some romantic songs, I dunno sometime you'll get inspired and combine the chords
Jessie's Girl usually chases them away quickly.
when my wife asks for me to play something, I play her songs I wrote for her, or Annie's Song, because that melts girls.
2:01
People with Floyd rose bridges : you dont know the pain…
when people ask me that, i just play nothing else matters, gets them everytime and is not something i need to put much focus on, if you are a guitarist you always have to have 2 or three nice arpegiated mellow guitar songs in the harddrive for chicks are asking that question, trust me , its worth it
You look wonderful tonight by clapton.