TOOL - Hooker With A Penis (Audio)

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Lyrics:
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s
And a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT, back from '92, from the first EP
And in between sips of Coke
He told me that he thought we were sellin' out
Layin' down, suckin' up to the man
Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that I'm the man
I'm the man and you're the man
And he's the man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
All you know about me is what I've sold ya, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit
And then you bought one
I've got some advice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that I'm the man
If I'm the fucking man
Then you're the fucking man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit
And then you bought one
All you read and wear or see and
Hear on tv is a product begging for your
Fat-ass dirty dollar
Shut up and
Buy, buy, buy my new record
And buy, buy, buy, send more money
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy

[@Kizunaut]

Imagine being the guy who inspired this song.

[@WheelBite97]

Imagine being called little buddy by a 5’7 Maynard

[@chrisgreen9222]

This is THE song that every punk band that ever existed wishes they could write.

[@Miksalot]

So people ask me the name of the song that I'm jammin' out. And I'm like "Well..."

[@tyvekhomewrap9164]

Female of the Night Who Possesses a Phallus

[@hbinning]

Don't ever search the internet for this songs title :(

[@yaboip.j.1628]

Just a normal day in Thailand

[@cole7931]

This song makes me know I’m the man

[@samdryden7944]

one of the funniest and most right-on songs in existence.

[@wickedness9866]

I dont know why, but I have the strangest desire to buy his new record

[@jacksurace8798]

This song in a nutshell:

[@Heyoo414]

Song is so underrated. It’s impossible to not get pumped as fuck listening to this track

[@ShreddedSteel]

" I'm the fucken man and you're the fucken man as well "

[@alvarocastro9426]

This album has the best song titles ever

[@hachis_430]

Korn : A.D.I.D.A.S

[@KawaiiKasai]

When I worked retail at the mall, we would turn this song to 11 at closing time and just feel the vibe pump through us as customers made a hurried and worried retreat from the store.

[@anthonyserfass2882]

This is why I love tool, they do the complex prof stuff, but with songs like this they also remind everyone that they can fuckin rock as hard as pretty much anybody

[@cookie.rookie697]

I guess being called a “TOOL” is a compliment now thanks to these guys

[@Pride317]

Lyrics

[@freeschaeffercox1640]

Luckily for the guy with 501's, only HE knows who he is.