thermodynamic lawyer, esq, gfd [lyrics]
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
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art is by me, character is from gregory horror show
from the everything is a lot album 
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the fuck
like, no really, what in the name of all gods of earth and beyond is this blasphemous noise, this is just as mad as neros day at disneyland but in the other direction
the weird thing is i like both ndad and will wood
do i just like noise
No, let him speak
@@Oooze3424 noah why do you sound like a 45 year old man
@@cherrisoda892 I dont know
Look at my lawyer dawg I'm goin to jail 💀💀💀
half of the time your comment pops up in my head when I listen to thermodynamic lawyer and i love it
Man your lawyer didnt even study law 💀💀💀
If your ears aren't bleeding, you arent listening to it correctly
agreed also i’m proud to say i got this comment to 69 likes
@@CambrianCrayon omg thank you for informing me
@@nerdy_gurdy np lmao
just like doom
us will wood fans have ears of steel so we're fine
I relate to this song so hard. Maybe it's because I'm also a crying baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan.
same tbh
Hope this isn’t some thinly veiled ableist comment.
I READ THIS AS SOON AS IT SAID IT
@@largelumbricid I think it's a reference to one of the songs
@@ArtwithariThechannelofart I know, but someone WITHOUT autism saying this is actually just, kinda gross? Like, please don’t use us as punchline.
If this was the first will wood song I heard I would honestly think he was insane
And he kinda of is. Have you ever seen an interview with him?
this is the fiest will wood song ive listened to and i do
This is the first song I heard and I immediately fell in love with his musoc
@@reachingzenith7772 those were old interviews and he dosen't associate with them anymore :) (as someone replied to me specifying, it wasn't because he was insane or crazy per say because that takes away from the fact that hes just a genuinely talented guy)
@@isle-unto-thyself Chaotic good!
This song just perfectly captures unfiltered burning anger and bitter hatred. If No Children is a story hating yourself as much as you hate someone else then this song describes hating someone so much you’d sacrifice yourself just to hurt them
A Mountain Goat reference under a Will Wood song? Great way to start my day
Good music taste
i have both of these songs in one playlist. are we the same person
This is what i expected "insane clown posse" to sound like
Oh dear god
bruh?
my dad listens who insane clown posse since I was little, so if I didn't know I would think the same
NO BC ME TOO
Well I heard their songs before I learnt their name so this wasn't the case for me.
But this song did come as a surprise since I "learnt" about will wood through Laplace's Angel. But with how familiar this song sounds I still can't believe I've known this man since I was like, 10 or something😂
As an autistic person I absolutely love the "cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan" line it so funny to me /gen
Same!!! Something about it just hits so right in the way the line is sang (passion???) and then imagining being strapped to a ceiling fan--I am instantly both laughing and jealous of this imaginary baby
I’m autistic too lol. I feel like a LOT of Will Wood fans are neurodivergent. I’ve concluded that that lyric is an analogy to mean that whoever the narrator is talking about. Kinda like a baby. Moreover, a child on the spectrum. And with it being “strapped to a ceiling fan” the song is saying that the narrator is farther provoking the person in question. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
As another autistic person that line genuinely made me laugh with confusion. Like that’s so specific?? Why a baby with autism?? WHY A CEILING FAN???
@@UniTheThing69 That's Will Wood for ya. When looked at individually, the lyrics make no sense, but together they manage to form a pretty clear picture
Same here!
finally a musician who can truly capture than unhinged villiain vibe
Idk what this means for me if I think these songs are sexy 0.0
@@No-uy2sm villain bleeper!
This song is about being framed by your partner for abuse
YOU GET IT! YOU GET IT!
Exactly!! That’s why I love will wood and the tapeworms!!!
Worst lawyer I've ever hired
Best*
Want a better lawyer? Better Call Saul.
He just kept talking about his ex
Better than most now a days. Besides, he’s got a nice hat!
Look at my lawyer daaawwwggg!!!
I'm going to jail!!!
This song is about a defensive lawyer who had a relationship with the accuser either a divorce trial or a domestic abuse trial. In it, the lawyer talks about her toxicity through the lyrics 'wrings a snake and collects its poison'. He claims that the relationship with her broke him leading to his psychotic meltdown in the middle of the trial. When being threatened with charges of contempt of court he claims he doesn't care saying 'I hold myself in contempt'
Edit: Holy shit thanks for 500+ likes
Ever play Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations?
@@danielthemaniel7461 No I haven't
@@JesseIsAMess
Well, play the AA games. They're fucking amazing.
@@danielthemaniel7461 SO TRUE!! Especially the great ace attorney Chronicles, may be a spin-off game but jts so fucking good
How did you successfully make this song make sense
sometimes I like to read the lyrics of this song out loud as if I'm a librarian reading to a group of 8 year olds
actually do it in front of 8 year olds and thats how to get a lawsuit
Now I have the urge to translate this song just so that I can dramatically read it to people
I DO THAT WITH EVERY SONG ITS SO FUNNY
@@postaldoodle and then you hire a lawyer for your case! maybe even a thermodynamic one
@@postaldoodle I really wanted to say it but someone else already made the joke
My interpretation is that the narrator is in a toxic relationship with the woman in the song, and ends up snapping and becoming equally as toxic as her as he loses love for her
“So all that I see, absolute entropy (losing all energy from expelling it) as the chemical bonds fall apart (love is often described as chemicals, because it technically is, but these chemical “bonds” (double entendre there) are falling apart, their relationship is falling apart
I know that this isn't the intent, but it reminds me of Dhalia Hawthorne from Ace Attorney T&T, and how Godot goes mad trying to get his revenge.
@@danielthemaniel7461 well, Godot _is_ a lawyer.
The urge to send this to a pretty questionable(at best) person and say "that reminds me of you" is getting hard to resit
This is pure chaotic good, amazing comment, I agree fully
HELP ,E
“Knocking the pieces the fuck off the chessboard insisting that she’s won the game”
Reminds me of that time I didn’t want to play chess but they forced me into and I just went “fuck it dragon attack” and threw the pieces off the table.
Pro gamer move.
Real
This song awakens something in me that I know for a fact is just a primal urge to dig a hole through my drywall but it’s still very welcome!
“FELIX! PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN??”
LMAO FINALLY A REFERENCE I UNDERSTAND
@@cats-a-lot3609 YEAH ME TOO BESTIEEE
I don’t get it but I want to
@@ryanblakely5786 an analog horror series made here on youtube!! “the walten files,” give it some love 🫶🫶
@@ryanblakely5786 Walten Files reference, Felix kills his business partner’s children (car accident)
really interesting story you should check it out
(this is what i remember atleast)
Jesus this is manic. Definitely gives me that unhinged villain vibe.
I love it so much though??!!!???
I showed this to my cat and he tried to bite my phone
it seems she broke him but i swear he could not break your phone
Couldn’t remember the name, so I searched up “baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan” and it was the first result lmao
STOP 😭
i searched it up and you showed up
JOKING BY THE WAY IM SORRY
@@himejoshi1234 I’ll allow it bc your pfp is Reimu and that’s awesome
@@carelessdreamer my favourite is actually satori dont get fooled
I found this song on one of my spotify daily mixes and I was so confused when I saw this wasn't popular???? it's so good???????? WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MILLIONS OF VIEWS??????
Yeah, will wood is very underrated. He is my favorite artist, and imo he deserves more recognition than he has.
I guess it hurts too much to have broad appeal
@@videogameplayer5536 glass beach pfp
My theory is that this song is about domestic abuse trial where the woman is the abuser and uses that to her advantage to try to paint her male partner as the aggressor possibly to the degree that he gets so fed up with her abuse that he too becomes toxic and hateful to her and it becomes an equally toxic relationship which she then uses to be like "See? He was ALWAYS like this, he just hid it well!" or sm.
It's giving Amber Heard during the Johnny Depp trial vibes.
This sounds like a villain arc
and I love it
true
NEVER CAME DOWN FROM HER LAST TRIP ON JESUS is criminally underrated, considering how good this song is
Okay now that you've pointed it out I think I'm actually able to understand the line now💀
Correct it means that she was either murdered or killed herself, right?
@@FreyMayBeHere i personally see it as her gaining a holier-than-thou attitude based on her religion, fully buying into the idea that being Christian makes her “better” than everyone else
“Look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail 😭😭”
This is *really* good, I haven't seen many will wood and the tapeworms lyrics videos so its nice to know he's getting recognized.
i know, right? his music is amazing :D
**hears lawyer in a song title and ascends from hell in ace attorney fan**
ace attorney fans 🤝 gregory horror show fans
rabid over lawyers
SAME
To me, this is about Dahlia. Amazing game series.
The hat in time folks agree
@@danielthemaniel7461 if the pronouns were changed to he/him it could also be vaguely about kristoph i think, although it does definitely fit dahlia more
can someone get me off the ceiling fan im scared
Nah I’m good
@@Mr.SoggyShoes pls i have cats u can pat them if u help me get off the ceiling fan
Can I take one of your cats if I help?
@@Mr.SoggyShoes yes i dont rlly like the oldest one
Alright, it’s a deal. I just need your address.
one time my ear popped and i couldn’t hear so i listened to this song on full volume and it fixed it
LMAO
Thank your lawyer
My friend told me to listen to this song because it reminded them of me....
I'm flattered
Ofc ofc😭
I want your friend
That one dislike is the guy who lost the case in Liar Liar
-"And giving some poor illness the blame, knocking the pieces the fuck off the table insisting that she's won the game!" It immediately made me think of someone who tries to use their mental illness to excuse their bad behavior or try to play victim, thinking that that's actually a valid argument to just blame their awful behavior on mental illness that in my experience oftentimes has NOTHING to do with their bad behavior.
"makes up excuses for throbbing black bruises and uses them to her advantage"
objection hearsay❗❗❗
bro did NOT take that disrespect
This song feels like when you watch A REALLY SUPER DARK MOVIE and experience the worst violence humanity has ever seen. This song is like pain. “Unfurling from out of her wrists” “buckle your knees”, “beg me to spare thee the back of my hand”, “Throbbing black bruises”, “cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan”
This song is like being tortured, in the best way
This is the best Christmas song
It's about Rudolph after he got into legal trouble for running over that grandma
Truly
Hits different when you're listening to this in the car with your dad, thinking about your dad as you're listening to this ☠️
this lyric video specifically makes me feel emotions i cannot describe
Thalasin+
I'm gonna go with second-hand unbridled malice.
*dorcelessness*
Is there even a bad Will Wood song or is this man just a god?
Everytime i listen to this i cant help to hear
"Im in the bathroom at red lobster 0:03 "
lmao
wut
huh??
Man.. why did you do that to me
"knocking the pieces the fuck of the chessboard, and insisting that shes won the game" "tears pages from spines as she judges the cover and shamelessly spoils the end" 🙀🙀🙀🙀❤️❤️
Those are my favorite lines too!!
I enjoy the niche overlap between willwood enjoyers Gregory horror show fans
You know, I did not know originally this song sampled liar liar at the beginning, so when I eventually watched that movie I heard the clip and was like “ hey wait a minute that sounds familiar “
I think the title of Thermodynamic Lawyer comes in the fact that thermodynamics is all about the change of heat by giving it off to something else*.This is NOT a just lawyer, all about revenge and bitter bias. *(Giving all the pain and anger back to the person who made him feel this way)
Note that this song is all about looking back on a toxic relationship.
essentially: Retribution not Justice
WHY DOES THIS SONG SOUND LIKE HOW SPRITE FEELS??? WHAT THE FUCK????????
Omg just saw a comment saying its like McDonald's sprite!
This song sounds like the lyrical embodiment of reactive abuse.
WE’RE RELEASING OUR UNBRIDLED RAGE TOWARDS OUR EX WITH THIS ONE‼️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️
HELL YEAH ‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️
JUDGEMENT BOY AND WILL WOOD!! LOVE IT!!
I should’ve just called Saul 🤦🏽♀️
No, Im driving, I get to choose the unhinged music
I got an ad for a lawyer before this
this ssong is so angry and i love it
i never knew i wanted rock and roll clown music
I love how unrelentingly vitriolic will is in this song. i used to not like this song, but i have seen the light :) (i love this song now)
This gives me The mind electric vibes
WOOD WILLN’T
Will Wood? No. Will Woodn’t
Won't wouldn't
How the hell did we go from this to Becoming The Lastnames
Character development
Sex drugs n rock and roll
why do people have beef with this...? it's catchy and these kinds of vocals have been around since metal existed.
1:11 as someone who plays chess, this hits home
As a fellow chess player, it certainly does
This song makes me so uneasy but in an enjoyable way, love it
If you discovered will wood through this song you deserve financial compensation
Give me my money
I would also like my money
Oh my god 😭
I love the art! I thought it was something related to Homestuck at first, lol
its accidentally the ancom flag
@@butcholsen3237 what is the ancom flag?
@@gracecckids short for anarchal communism i think
@@chunkybarf6998 close, its anarcho communism
no idea what this has to do with thermodynamics or lawyers but it still goes hard
This song is the noise version of mc donalds sprite
Not quite sure what it is but holy shit it is good
I love when will wood sings unhingedly.
Going feral
I think this is a good song for de-stressing
Actually!!!!
Catharsis
I'm fucking OBSESSED with the smoothness of 2:22
222, you say?
@@Mr.SoggyShoes IM JUST A PSYCHO BABE!
One time I forgot that my friends could see what I was listening to on Spotify on Discord and I got a message from one of them saying "wtf are you listening to"
also ur art is very nice
"she never came back from her last trip on jesus" SO REALL I felt this deeply
look at my lawyer dawg i’m going to jail 😩
look at my lawyer dog I’m going to jail 😭😭😭💀
Naw bro he’s having a psychotic meltdown in the middle of the trial because his ex is there we’re definitely going to get the electric chair 😰😰😰
6up 5oh cop-out starts playing
Imagine being the main character and going insane to this song while you smile so wide your teeth break
i don't like this comment
Your loss
“Throwing the chessboard insisting she’s won the game” reminds me of my sister she will beat you till ur in hospital for nothing but you have to say sorry first
Good to listen to when stressed because I can’t feel any other emotions but loud music
this song reminds me so much of Jay Hawkins's "I put a spell on you"
Uses the same lick in the instrumentals
He even does the same maniacal laugh in the beginning
Just gonna say that having this song playing in your head 24/7 all day is so fucking amazing, would 10000/10 reccomend
“Squeal like a trolly wheel” I love that line
AND CRY LIKE A BABY WITH AUTISM STRAPPED TO A CEILING FAN
Damn, how did I get 25 likes for this? I didn’t even say anything deep…
I love how the
I hold myself in contempt is from a god damn Jim Carrey movie
I really like to safely express my rage singing/listening this song🌸
Bro look at my lawyer I’m gonna go to jail
I have such a visceral reaction to this song because it really resembles what I've heard of what my childhood best friends say about me to cover for their reason for ditching me being "they're too weird and too sad"
I am the baby with autism strapped to the ceiling fan😨
This is actually the first song that made me physically sick.
do you mean that in a good way or a bad way
It's been 8 months I guess we'll never know
Bro died
Damn, miku's mom got attacked by Will's tapeworms
the sickness got to them
are we just not gonna talk about "NEVER CAME DOWN FROM HER LAST TRIP ON JESUS"?
Watching that scene in Liar Liar for the first time gave me war flashbacks
"seems seth brundle's at it again" is a criminally underrated lyric
Should've called Saul
I love the Liar Liar quote at the beginning because in that movie and this song the lawyer reveals their true psycho and unhinged self.
Although this lawyer is definitely a lot MORE psycho and unhinged.
God Will Wood knows every word in the dictionary dating back to 1714 to now, literally googled what Absolute Entropy is because me stupid cave man brain and want knowledge and find out it has to do with thermodynamics, thus Thermodynamic lawyer
I really want to get good at art and then animation so I can animate the horror-based nonsense that makes so much sense to me
and in the middle of these terrifying scenes is Tbh duct taped to a ceiling fan for about 2 seconds.
I love this, this song is just completely nuts and all over the place
look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail
Wow I can't believe this guy wrote a song about my dad's ex-wife
fr💀
OMG there's something about the lyrics "autism strapped to a ceiling fan" that just makes me giggle every time I listen to this song
what I listen to when the homies aren't around
2:11 this is the part of the song everyone’s talking about :) CRY LIKE A BABY WITH AUTISM STRAPPED TO A CEILING FAN!!!!
Yeah Will Wood got called albeist for this line, and it genuinely confused me that people believed that
Also, Ramshackle pfp?
i feel like i'm being physically assaulted by noise.
you dont wanna know what this song did to my art...
Fr
People should be allowed to be uncomfortable with the autism line, hell, I didn't want to listen to this song for a while when I first realized that's what he was saying. I've seen people try and make the lyric "deep" to justify it's use, and that's really stupid. It's an edgy lyric in an edgy song. I don't believe anyone should be called ableist for liking this song though. People have their own reasons for enjoying things, and I for one know there's a lot of autistic people in the ww fandom that don't mind the lyric. Or autistic people who do mind the lyric but might listen to it anyway because will's music is their special interest. So when you call everyone who enjoys this song or wills work in general an ableist, keep in mind you're grouping those people in too.
It's important to note that Will Wood is playing a character; he likes to tell stories in his songs, and this one is no different. That alone should dissolve any criticism over the autism line since it's a fictional person saying these things. If it still triggers people, they could just not listen to the song; Will Wood has plenty of other fantastic songs.
I feel like I should clarify that this comment was in response to some dumb stuff I saw on twitter from both sides (dw I only used twitter for like 3 months), no one here was talking about this really. Apologies if this seemed like it came out of left field
Good thing u stopped using twitter, the ridiculousness and self entitlement of the people there is out of this world. Only the birdies can try to cancel a song over the usage of a word they find offensive, but then again, air is offensive to them.
Hope you can now enjoy songs without feeling the need to whine about words that are gonna get used irl whether you like it or not. Or even better, don't get offended by words at all XD
line goes hard though
@@charybdis3795 true honestly. It just made me a little uncomfortable the first time I learned that's what the line was (understandably imho) considering Will is not autistic. Knowing Will's not actually abelist against autistic people takes a bit of the edge off, but still.
I still agree with the main point I was trying to make in my original comment (which was that some autistic people are uncomfortable with the line and some aren't and that's fine, don't go around calling people bigoted just because of a piece of media they enjoy. That last point especially, I believe is the root cause of my frustration around the tiny controversy I saw over this lyric at the time that sparked my comment's original inception. I don't think I got that across very well, considering the replies I've gotten seem to think *I* was/am personally super offended by the line), I just regret typing and posting it, because I don't think it was a point that needed to be made in this comment section. Somewhere else maybe, not here.
(Sorry this is so long, I just wanted to get all of my final thoughts on this topic out, because I don't care to talk about it anymore. The whole thing is /gen and /nm)