Gems of Jedi wisdom: number 216
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- Опубликовано: 25 дек 2023
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Jedi wisdom 49750 : You may not hear someone's word, but you can always wait for the reupload.
"An angry man is an enemy, and a satisfied man is an ally."
290th rule of acquisition.
On a totally unrelated note.
"Always have sex with the boss" 113th rule.
This guy trades in the alpha quadrant.
@@zafranorbian757 Based poggers pfp, Yukari best girl
I was always told not to screw the crew. Turns out that untrue because she'll feel rejected and make your life he'll until you move to another flat.
Mine looks more like an orange ape ...
"Always have sex with the boss". And you wonder why 60% of small businesses died during COVID and still both sides are entrenched in their aisles. Got another year worth of time for Trump to lose the six point lead he has over Biden.
Only a Jedi can stand in two buckets and lift themselves off the ground.
Someone told Lindy on Christmas that he had a good Obi Wan impression and he hopped in a chair and filmed these
Oh-Beige-One Kenobi has spoken.
Years ago I reached out to you for some help nailing down a voice I was crafting for a theatre role. (Am dirty American.)
Your assistance helped me breakthrough the anxiety of doing voice work and I’ll never forget it. I hope your holidays have been mirthful, sir, and kudos on the sublime Kenobi voice!
"The most important fighting style of the lightsaber to master is Form Zero: When to draw your weapon, and why."
I kept expecting this to add something like “number 4 will shock you”
The voice was pretty good. I'm impressed.
The real question is whether a panzerfaust could sink a quinquireme...
Maybe it could set it on fire but other than that I struggle to see how it would do a lot of damage...
Maybe if you fired it from inside the boat, aimed at the kiel?
@@TheTutch Perhaps a pentekonter then.
This went from Jedi wisdom to funny sayings from uncle Iroh real fast...
"B-but sir, this whole operation was your idea 🥲"
More please, I need to learn every wisdom
oooo a Alec Guiness cadence... nice
This one goes hard in the paint
I actually thought them being silent was the point
I need a playlist
Ok, (1) You can pull your pants down and start screaming.
That's all I've got. You say there are 16 more????
1. si vis pacem para bellum, 2. diplomacy, 3. surrender, 4.move to another planet/place(?) or...5.assimilation -> 5 ways involving no violence (3 & 5 are same, essentially :)
These are gold, Lloyd.
12 alternatives involve violence but no fighting. The romulan way.
good one, yep, that's genuine sagacity right there
This is gold!!!!!)
A good bri.. monster. Is a good monster.
The enemy of my enemy is useful!
I think they are able to teleport, but not with their clothing and possessions. He was running around the Death Star naked when Han up and left without him.
"he that treats me poorly is my enemy, and those that treat me well an ally"
Thought every farm animal,......
O.k. this one really makes me think! What doesn't involve violence, these days?
quite the sugar cane slashing move this koan is
I'm no Jedi but I like this one.
What are those alternatives to fihgting?
Never before has an empty response sounded more like an answer
"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack." - The Sphinx
Yep, he's gone.
The people can now guess if they had it correct!
I took my lightsaber to a phaser fight.
...and they re-tuned the phasers to bounce off walls... i got hit in the back nine times.
Is sniping!
Using poison?
Had to subtitle
I hope you get better soon, Lindy. It's been a couple of years since I last enjoyed anything you did.
For what it's worth, some of your deep dives into history have been absolutely spellbinding tours de force, equal to anything I've grown up watching on TV.
It could be age but I sense you may have experienced some personal loss of the heart which has thrown you down a few gears. Apologies if I'm mistaken. I just want you to get back to your fizzing, brilliant self, archetypal eccentric Englishman.
One day I hope you'll get around to telling us all about John Nicholson, because of all the insane capers he got up to, but also to put the record straight (modern historians malign him with the 'psychopath' tag, as well as hint he was gay).
Yeah, you put to words my exact thoughts. I used to love this channel and watch each video with trepidation, now it's been geared down somehow.
Except for the Ukraine guy interviews. Those were amazing.
Last ones look like propaganda, but the first ones... oh boy oh boy.
@@SpeartonMan Maybe Lindy has been replaced by a synth? I dunno, give the guy a break. He is just doing some different stuff.
Now do George Smiley
Si tacuisses, ...
With audio!
An advent calendar of these, without audio, would have been hilarious. With audio though? meh...
Such as?
Such as five ways that do not include violence.
:)
Now with sound!
And?
23rd, 26 December 2023
Progressing onto talking shit
Lloyd, have you just given up then? Shame, your content used to be fantastic.
I hope these videos are just an interlude and he'll have more long form videos soon.
You can't watch youtube video and not comment.
_The only sacrifice demanded is your ego_
I'm sorry but.. your story videos of the past are fantastic but these are just silly
I did like your insightful videos, but not this. Unsubsicribed!
Unsubed over a 20 second shit post? Surprisingly petty, even for a rando on the internet.