Every Joke In Avengers: Age Of Ultron
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What's your favorite joke in the Age Of Ultron?
Yes I am now aware that I missed a few jokes... I hate myself.
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“It was a good talk”
“ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ”
hahhahahahaahha
My god I cried laughing 😂😂
In my language they missed that line. There was some sort of: let's discuss everything peacefully, *shoot*, peace be with you
the “ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ” ruins the joke, but that is disney for ya
@@nahuelahpa1881 na it makes it funnier
Robert Downey Jr. and his little yay! After finding the secret door.
I knoowww lol
Improvised!
Colleen Ross I know right but it's so cute!
Ikr sooo cute :3
Lyra Invisa honestly me
i love how steve says
" You know i really miss the days when the weirdest thing science ever created was me"
This is such a Steve thing to say.
"Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door...Yay!"
Tony's childlike excitement always makes me smile.
shit
Language
wait no ones going to say anything about cap saying Language
Same 😁
"Who gave the order to attack?"
"Sir its the Avengers"
"Can we hold them?"
"ThEy'RE tHe AvEnGeRs"
*They're
@@micazdimm4202 it’s either one
@@paigewilder9259 no it isn't
@@paigewilder9259 no it isn't
@@paigewilder9259 your brain is gone
Tony: “C’mon guys let’s talk..... that was a nice talk.”
Person: “no it wasn’t!”
HI
bad joke
not funny at all
The voice made me laugh
The only comment I found so far thats more than 1 month old
"Oh, I'm decrypting nuclear codes and you don't want me to"
-Tony Stark
Such an underrated line lmao
Age of Ultron was the last movie where the Avengers acted more like friends instead of a team.
I miss it
Same. Tbh it’s (to me at least) the only movie where they felt like an established team. The first movie did a great job of establishing the conflicts between them, then having that conflict be solved. And after this movie, they’re not together again until Civil War where there were, you know, civil war-ing.
@@sid5092 Civil War hits so much harder after seeing them as such a strong team here. This is what Zemo took from them
"Please be a secret door. YAY" I CAN'T
Totally improvised.
I love his cute little yay! It's one of Tony's cutest moments!
Improvised but funny
I've looked that up on multiple occasions lol
@@gilessaint-loup2426 always lol that's what makes Tony, RDJ and not the other way around
"Anesthesia was invented 1846."
Doctors in 1845: 6:13
😂😂😂
Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep!!
😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep 😂
This is me and my bro trying to kill each other
"They used it to make a frisbee"
Ok, Ultron. I'll give you that one. It was good.
I’m glad Clint got to show off his “I have no idea what’s going on and everyone is annoying” mood in this film.
The fact that someone responded with "No, it wasn't" to Tony's "Good talk" is just the best part of that whole joke
Thats what made it even more funny
not sure if it was or wasnt improv for the "No it wasn't" line
@@mondo2923 prob inprov
True... So true..
ruclips.net/video/KmLk3ce3z80/видео.html
"Steve doesn't like that kind of talk."
"YoU kNoW wHaT rOmAnOfF-"
She made the kinkiest face😳
😏
DAMN, NAT!
7:43
If you take away all the action and violence away from this film, you're pretty much left with an episode of Friends
😂😂😂😂😂😂 true
And if you keep it in, you're left with an episode of Buffy.
Hence wandavision
Tbh,that's what the Avengers' relationship are
Lmao
10:05 this is honestly my favorite line in all of marvel cinematic history
hahahaahahahahahahahaha
Agreed 😂
😂😂😂
0:21
"It's the Avengers"
"Can we hold them?"
" _They're the Avengers_ "
Lol its so simple but so good 😂😂
😭😭
The fact that he said no surrender and then said he’s gonna surrender I lost it
@@MayMay-xe7xh
I think all of us did at that time
@@MayMay-xe7xh I haven’t seen all of this movie and I had to admit was funny.
1:03 that is the purest “yay” I’ve ever heard
I AM WATCHING IT ON REPEAT ITS TOO CUTE AHHH
yey
He’s a beby how could he hase a children’s🥺?
@@kanopus2669 wat
@@kobe95wazzup tony when he said “yay” i felt that he’s still beby so how he could has margon (his daughter) I know it’s stupid but I love it 😭😭
1:03 That little “yay” from Tony is just perfect
10:16 among all people Cap was the one who almost doomed everyone for the sake of cracking a joke on Ultron lmao
among
How so?
@@anxiousearth680 maybe because the one robot that fell didn't die. it could harm some people down there
@@whatevermanh7657 because of gravity and physics when that thing touches the ground they’re gonna need one helluva spatula to clean it up. It might kill someone if it lands on a person but other than that it’s not hurting anything.
@@Mtab2260 no because ultron can transfer to that robot’s body and redo his plan all over again
Y’all are just rewatching marvel moments after end game huh?
yeah. When I watched it, i was sad. but i was also confused. and happy
okay you caught me
YOU KNOW IT!!
I'm rewatching Marvel Moments after the first Iron Man. What's an Endgame?
Of course,I can do this all day
Thor: "You're all not worthy"
Steve: *laughs in worthiness
Literally 🤣
Also Vision: **laughs in worthiness as well**
@@Samantha-Who-Writes vision wasn't born yet in that scene
@@edvinparmeza1298 True...
@ashgray According to McFeely, Captain America wasn't worthy of Mjölnir yet in Age of Ultron because he was still intentionally hiding the fact that he knew about Bucky murdering Tony Stark's parents, Howard and Maria Stark.
“It was good talk (Tony)”, “You didn’t finish (Cap)” and “I’m listening (Loki)” all have the exact same vibe lmho
He said it as I read our comment lol
@LillianSteph1949 the most perfectly timed moment
I think the best line is Tony saying “how quickly can we buy this building” before destroying it. I also love Tony’s little song “oh… I’m decrypting nuclear codes and you don’t want me to”😂
Natasha: "anyone wanna deal with that bunker"
bruce: *calmly overkills bunker*
Natasha: "..... thank u...."
I like the implication that Bruce could have been less calm about destroying a bunker XD
*hulk
Lol that was cute !
Calmly? Thought Hulk superpower was him being always angry...
@@SpecialProjectY well yea but he has other feelings not just a ball of anger like for instance if everyone stoped calling him Bruce he might be just a tad bit nicer
*Vision holding thor's hammer*
*silence*
I mean he isn't a human or a living creature so it kinda doesn't mean anything
@@cold3116 true
He can weld the hammer he can keep the mind stone
@@cold3116 just like an elevator lol
@@SimonWoodburyForget Visión is a Machine and Thor is human but not from earth
5:32 “Do I look like Iron Man”
Ultron says this in the most Iron Man voice ever
7:48 Vibranium, the most versatile substance on Earth... and they used it to make a frisbee...
“I don’t have time”
“Will Thor be there”
This is pro tsundere move
She's cute
Yup that is basically every tsundere in existence
@@ragingray6710 how? She’s never shown being stalker. She’s not a killer. She’s literally a doctor
@@nyxunderhill6437 you’re thinking yandere
@@nyxunderhill6437 man, I'd be embarrassed if I were you
I love how quicksilver gets shot in the arm and isn’t even distressed whatsoever, he’s just mildly annoyed
that look is the kind of thing you would see a football player give their teammate when trip with the ball.
I think Bc of his fast metabolism and healing factor, 1 or 2 bullets wouldn’t kill him, just annoy him bc it probably hurts lol. Unfortunately for him, Ultron put about 20 bullets in him so there is no coming back
He was probably thinking “we’re saving you, for fucks sake don’t shoot us, and everyone else just stopped aiming at us so what’s your problem”
It was more like a " really dude ?""
@Ashley Smith Cyrus lol yes
“I just pay for everything, design everything, and make everyone look cooler...” *This line is super underrated*
9:27-9:28 “That’s true, he [Ultron] hates you the most.”
The way Vision says that line makes me snicker. It has such irony. 😂😂
I love how he just says
“Please be a secret door.”
“Please be a secret door.”
“Please be a secret door.”
-secret door opens-
“Yayyy” :D
Yayyyy
@Cill Dasho AGREED
It was also improved.
heheheh
How to put a line
"You are.. *Terribly* naive.."
" *wELL* .. I was born *yESTERDAY* "
that is so true and pure
4
“Okay. Look, the city’s flying and we’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.”
-Clint Barton trying to calm a civilian...
0:57 The guy that said "no it wasn't" is totally what I'd say
Hahahahahha totally. i was going through the comments find if someone else noticed it too..
@@mujahidniaz1855 Yeah XD
"Who gave the order to attack? "
"Strucker, they're the Avengers. "
"Can we hold them off? "
"THEY'RE THE AVENGERS??? "
ruclips.net/video/w86rotpPU1Q/видео.html ,
7:55
HAHAHAH
0:17
*"Herr Strucker, it's the Avengers."*
*"Can we hold them?"*
I just realized Vision can rule Asgard if he wanted to.
But unless something happens in wandaVision then he cant because hes dead
@@sqiudy-catmedland1421 well now what he's back
It’s because he is a robot that’s why he can wield it
So can Cap.
@@extravaganza1776 Vision may be a robot but he's an artificial intelligence technology, meaning he has his own mind. He has no ill intentions and makes him worthy of wielding Thor's hammer.
“The Avengers”
“Can we hold them off?”
“Their the Avengers”
why is
“can we hold them?”
“they’re the avengers”
SO FUNNY TO ME
"How's Barton?"
"Unfortunately he's still Barton"
"That's terrible"
When was this said
@@sixtyfourpalms At 1:43
XD
😆
I love how quick Banner replied to the joke 😂 Science bros is the best
Ultron is probably one of the most humorous villains in the mcu
His AI is based on Tony's personality.
*laughs in Loki*
Despite being a bunch of tin put together, he had a surprising amount of personality and humour to him.
Along with Loki and Klaue
And Loki
'please be a secret door'
'please be a secret door'
'please be a secret door'
*door opens*
*happy Tony* 'yay' :D
nothing will ever be funnier than steve and tony comparing vision to an elevator
Ultron: “you are unbelievably naive.”
Vision: “well..... I was born yesterday.”
Hi
Ok
That scene was remarkable. Funny, yet incredibly powerful to hear two robots discussing humanity between themselves.
“good talk”
“....no it wasn’t”
Dylan Fahy u know what dylan *romanoff*
Stark: "Actually he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything and make everyone look cooler"
0:56 Tony: good talk
*some guy* no it wasn’t
LOL
The accent is what sold it lmao
Legend says that Quicksilver is still trying to walk it off xD
You didn't see that coming?
EVAN PETERS y’all
He did 😩✋ wandavision rlly said “bring him back but recast”
I’m like 999. I’m not pleased.
He iz ded
8:36 You want me, to help y̸͖̺̪̬͍͆̔̌̀̈́͒̃͗̿͂̅̅͝e̸̛̞͍͖͙̞͚͆͑̌́̓͗̿̋̑͛͆̀͝e̸̢̛̤̼̼̤̰͙̘̪͔͉͈̍̊̑̏͆̂̓͆̈́̈́͆͜ͅu̸̧͖̦̩͋͆u̵̧̧̯̬̻͈͕̰̯̤͈̼̺̗̘̓͊̌̅̕u̵̮̬̭̇͛ö̵̰͈̥̦͓̺͓̲̙͚̗͉͜û̵̼͆̎͊́́̋̉̚ư̷̱̞͖͚̱̫͓͑̅̂͛͋̌͗͛̓́̈́́͊͜͝l̶̹̫̹̙͔̣̺̤̣̻̝̣͙͎̃̄̾͒͝ͅ, put jarvis in this thing?
"The most versatile substance on the planet... anddd they used it make a frisbee."
12:16
Steve : What if you put the hammer in an elevator
Tony : It'll still go up
Steve : Elevator's not worthy
Thor : I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours
*Me too Thor, mee too*
Ha i said the same thing🙂
omg I just realised out of the three of them only Thor's left
Well the thing with the elevator is probably working because Odin said "Who so ever holds this hammer if he be worthy should possess the power of Thor." That, in my opinion, clearly references to persons and living beings. An elevator is not a person, its a machine.
But if you have Vision connect to the machines that control the elevator...
Only thor’s left 😢
12:16
Steve: "But if you put the hammer in the elevator"
Tony: "It'll still go up"
Steve: "Elevator's not worthy"
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
What time stamp is this?
@@VelvetRedYT 12:16
What if all elevators are worthy
“I’m gonna miss this little talk alot”
I love thar trio😭😭
Lol
Please be a secret wall
Please be a secret wall
Please be a secret wall
yey
5:11
Imagine going to an enemy boss to scare him
then suddenly said "CUTTLEFISH"
then you be like
*what?*
You missed the
Helen Cho : “Your own girlfriend won’t be able to tell the difference “
Hawkeye: “i don’t have a girlfriend “
Helen: “That I can’t fix”
Writers of the movie: WE can fix that!!!
He doesn't have a girlfriend he has a wife
Lol
@@eljayhill6691 that’s the joke-
@@eljayhill6691 r/woosh
Tony: SHIT
Cap: LANGUAGE
Also Cap: causally yeets motorcycle into the hood of a fucking car
LANGUAGE!😂😜
Language
LANGUAGE
LANGUAGE
LANGUAGE
Romanoff, you and Banner better not be playing hide the ZUCCHINI! 😂😂
Aaahhhh GOLD!!! XD
I feel like this was the only time we ever got to see them bonding as a whole team - prior to all the mess in civil and infinity war. :(
“It’s the avengers.”
“Can we hold them?”
“They’re the avengers..”
10:35
Silver “keep up old man”
Hawk “nobody would know, nobody”.
i literally couldn’t contain myself watching that
Hawkeye: ....the last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah he'll be missed, little bastard, I miss him already.
Always kills me😂😂😂
Miss the quick little bastard already
9:18 Thor says "Well done" and pats Tony on the shoulder like "Good job on creating a robot as worthy as me" 😂😂
"please be a secret door please be a secret door pleasebeasecretdoor"
*opens*
"yayy :D"
1:02
Tony: ʸᵃʸ
I WAS JUST GOING TO SEE IF ANYONE SAID THIS HFEIUBV
He’s so cute I can’t
How the small text?!
Y..a..y..!
“Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door.”
*pushes secret door open*
“yaay 😊”
my fav
4:18 Mark Ruffalo was thinking about the great choice he made joining the avengers cast.
"How's he doing?"
"Unfortunately he's still Barton"
"That's terrible"
1:44
Lol
0:57 SOMEONE REALLY SAID NO IT WASNT BAHAHAHAHAHA
I never realized that before and I was wheezing when I heard that. Thank you for that.
I know LMOA😭😭
I never had heard that before
10:05
"ok dude the city's flying"
"we're fighting an army of robots"
"and I have a bow and arrow"
"non of this makes sense"
💀💀
Poor Clint he was doing fine in Mission impossible universe
LOOOL
The “GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP!” And the Thor moving the legos out of the way started making me laugh so hard 🤣
*Ultron rips of a person's arm and behaving like a pschyopath*
Video title: every JOKE in Avengers age of ultron
"Sir They're The Avengers.."
"Can we Hold them off?"
" *tHeY'rE tHe aVeNgErS* "
But Can We Hold Them Off?
*THEY ARE THE F***ING AVENGERS*
RUBY!!! How's your Uncle Qrow? (He's hot in my opinion)
@@EbonyTheVampireWitch He's drunk. Like usual.
-Lil' Red 🌹
@Voltzro Ah fuck.
Thor: he's my brother (Loki) and he's from Asgard!!
Idk Who: he killed 80 people in two days...
Thor: ...hes adopted
That 'Who' is Natasha Romanoff
@Andres Robelo Morales i didnt say that its in this movie i just told my favorite secene
You know this guy?
He's my brother
Adopted
- It's my brother, he's dead.
- That's tough
- Nah, he's been dead before.
Ultron: children i lost the word there
Also Ultron who owns the internet and whole informations lol
Ultron is somewhat calmest and the funniest villain in the MCU, right next to Loki
Did Ultron just called "children" "smaller people"........???
yeah, stark called hawkeyes kids 'smaller agents' so yano
He ain’t wrong
They are
Ultron: *chops off Claud’s arm*
Also Ultron: Omg I’m so sorry, are you okay? I’m sure it’ll heal fast.
@@scarlettwitch4365 close enough.
"please be a secret door, please be a secret door...."
"yAy!"
That yay was so uncharacteristic for tony and yet it made me so happy
Ah the beauty of improvisation
@@T-ea- it wasn't like tony but it was just so cute because you can see it being sarcasm or sincere, it was like when a cat sneezes, like when Donald Glover sneezed in Community playing Troy.
1:41
"He's fast and she's weird"
OK LEMME SLAP HER-
the "No it wasn't" at 0:56 was just.... mwah
I love when Clint says “Nobody would know..nobody” while aiming his bow and arrow at Pietro.
I miss the quick little bastard already
Last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him
Yeah, I'll be missed.
I love tho scene
What makes it even funnier to me is learning Jeremy Renner ad-libbed that entire bit after Pietro tells him to "keep up, old man," ha ha ha.
“Who gave the order to attack”
“It’s the Avengers”
“Can you hold them?”
“They’re the Avengers”
5:42 Clearly you've never made an omelet
“He beat me by one second.”
Tony Stark: “Good talk”
One guy: “ no it wasn’t”
Bestie03 i laughed so hard at it
It was a good talk
“No it wasn’t”
That was funny!!
Ultron can make an audiobook about Earth's bullshitness and I'd listen
that little thing of thor sweeping the lego under the chair is gold
The warmachine scene at 3:10 is fucking hilarious. The way he's nodding after getting the recognition he thinks he deserves 😂😩
language
FACTS
Love it 👍🏻
@@winnielewis1749 Wait a second, no one else is going to deal with the fact that Winnie Lewis just said “language?”
@@chefalex1753 *sigh* that's not going away anytime soon
“The Avengers-“
“Can we hold them?!”
“T-they’re the Avengers...”
😂😂😂
He should have said
There the f**king avengers of course we cant hold them
I like how they kept tormenting Captain America simply because he told Tony "language" at the beginning of the video and Tony told everyone about it. To be fair It does sound funny cuz Steve sounded like a mother telling her child (Tony) to mind his language😂😂😂😂 I really miss those two and the rest of the avengers
Ultron has amazing jokes because he has the emotional range and capability of a 4 yo, but with near-infinite knowledge.
“please be a secret door
please be a secret door...
yayyy”
Lol I went through the comments just for that
Alivia T
nobody said it so i had to be the one to do it my bros ✊🏼
I find it so cute
"Who gave the order to attack?!"
"Its the Avengers"
"Can we hold them off?"
"They're the Avengers"
When parents give up on trying to get their kids to sleep- 6:15
Ultron " oh for God sake " scene cracks me so good 🤣
"But if you put the Hammer in an *elevator*..."
"It'd still go up."
"Elevator's not worthy."
If the elevator does up won't it be worthy cause it's basically moving it
@@romesabilal1536 if that's the case then dirt is worthy
@@ICCUWANSIUT now I am like even more confused
@@romesabilal1536 Well if you think about it, Vision can carry mjolnir. So logically we can say that any non-organic material or "being" can lift mjolnir. While some may say Vision could have a soul, I do not believe in that argument as he is made up of metal and an AI. The only part of him that could have a soul is the stone but again I doubt that since I believe that there is a theory about Ultron being corrupted by the stone, which I take to mean something merged with Ultron.
Anyways, if we follow this train of thought we are left with the fact Vision carried mjolnir, we haven't seen any other robot try to carry mjolnir therefore we haven't disproven that robots can't carry it. So that means, anything without a soul can use mjolnir. Making dirt, among other materials, worthy. As well as elevators and any components in them except for living creatures. However, mjolnir must be able to sense in a 10 meter radius or more any living being attached to the material, since Iron Man and War Machine failed to lift it with their gauntlets.
End brainstorm.
@@ICCUWANSIUT ........wow thank you though for trying to explain that to me ❤️❤️
Thor : you're not worthy
Cap 2023: hold my beer
Thor : ok
Cap : *after lifting mjolnir* Where's my beer?
Thor : *burps*
Lmao
😂
😂
This comment is underrated lol
Dr strange : lemme help you with that
* fills drink *
Back when the comedy was based around the seriousness and not the other way around. This is the Marvel we need and want back.
Silver: “Clear the city!”
People: **does nothing**
Silver: **Comes back with an AK-47**
Thor and Tony fighting over who's lady is more successful has major loving husband energy
the wifeguys
too bad only one of them actually married the woman
@@jamssy3409 and only one of them will see the woman in phase 4-
Until Jane dumps Thor 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
@@nandithakrishnan3585 It was an equal dumping
1:03 that's the cutest 'yay' I've ever heard. Bless his soul.
lolasum sumi-san haha I thought I was the only one who noticed that but then I saw your comment haha but funny you mentioned it😂
Jessica Nordström why are all the comments so new wtf
Dark_Whispa hahaha I just wondered the same! Maybe we all got avengers clips in our RUclips feed, they can sense when someone have watched a lot of avengers so maybe that’s why?🤔😂
Jessica Nordström lol you commented on my comment too
It gets me every time, he sounds like an excited kid at Christmas, Love ya Tony :)