Every Joke In Avengers: Age Of Ultron

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @jupitersnoot4915
    @jupitersnoot4915 3 года назад +9864

    The fact that someone responded with "No, it wasn't" to Tony's "Good talk" is just the best part of that whole joke

    • @Amariirose
      @Amariirose 3 года назад +151

      Thats what made it even more funny

    • @mondo2923
      @mondo2923 3 года назад +232

      not sure if it was or wasnt improv for the "No it wasn't" line

    • @doge896
      @doge896 3 года назад +57

      @@mondo2923 prob inprov

    • @ahumanbeing0208
      @ahumanbeing0208 3 года назад +15

      True... So true..

    • @AdzzieMac
      @AdzzieMac 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/KmLk3ce3z80/видео.html

  • @cb-xu4lh
    @cb-xu4lh 4 года назад +1993

    1:03 that is the purest “yay” I’ve ever heard

    • @mellaroonie394
      @mellaroonie394 4 года назад +27

      I AM WATCHING IT ON REPEAT ITS TOO CUTE AHHH

    • @gerlsey
      @gerlsey 3 года назад +8

      yey

    • @kanopus2669
      @kanopus2669 3 года назад +3

      He’s a beby how could he hase a children’s🥺?

    • @kobe95wazzup
      @kobe95wazzup 3 года назад +3

      @@kanopus2669 wat

    • @kanopus2669
      @kanopus2669 3 года назад +2

      @@kobe95wazzup tony when he said “yay” i felt that he’s still beby so how he could has margon (his daughter) I know it’s stupid but I love it 😭😭

  • @hellokindsir7237
    @hellokindsir7237 6 лет назад +6514

    Tony: “C’mon guys let’s talk..... that was a nice talk.”
    Person: “no it wasn’t!”

  • @aliasred28
    @aliasred28 3 года назад +1986

    i love how steve says
    " You know i really miss the days when the weirdest thing science ever created was me"

  • @itsd3vi155
    @itsd3vi155 4 года назад +9558

    "Who gave the order to attack?"
    "Sir its the Avengers"
    "Can we hold them?"
    "ThEy'RE tHe AvEnGeRs"

  • @starlightgacha4744
    @starlightgacha4744 4 года назад +12315

    “It was a good talk”
    “ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ”

    • @6TH
      @6TH 4 года назад +97

      hahhahahahaahha

    • @brickbraker5033
      @brickbraker5033 4 года назад +140

      My god I cried laughing 😂😂

    • @analis_s
      @analis_s 4 года назад +98

      In my language they missed that line. There was some sort of: let's discuss everything peacefully, *shoot*, peace be with you

    • @nahuelahpa1881
      @nahuelahpa1881 4 года назад +29

      the “ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ” ruins the joke, but that is disney for ya

    • @ZeroGgamer
      @ZeroGgamer 4 года назад +215

      @@nahuelahpa1881 na it makes it funnier

  • @lyrainvisa6880
    @lyrainvisa6880 5 лет назад +20811

    Robert Downey Jr. and his little yay! After finding the secret door.

  • @NatRomanoff58
    @NatRomanoff58 2 года назад +994

    "Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door...Yay!"
    Tony's childlike excitement always makes me smile.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +15

      shit
      Language
      wait no ones going to say anything about cap saying Language

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 11 месяцев назад +2

      Same 😁

  • @katrinahill4180
    @katrinahill4180 3 года назад +8670

    "Please be a secret door. YAY" I CAN'T

    • @gilessaint-loup2426
      @gilessaint-loup2426 3 года назад +191

      Totally improvised.

    • @Frostflower-tn1ne
      @Frostflower-tn1ne 3 года назад +182

      I love his cute little yay! It's one of Tony's cutest moments!

    • @atomicdragon4944
      @atomicdragon4944 3 года назад +58

      Improvised but funny

    • @ytsn_THE_OG
      @ytsn_THE_OG 3 года назад +9

      I've looked that up on multiple occasions lol

    • @ytsn_THE_OG
      @ytsn_THE_OG 3 года назад +13

      @@gilessaint-loup2426 always lol that's what makes Tony, RDJ and not the other way around

  • @rosessanctuary2975
    @rosessanctuary2975 3 года назад +2484

    "Steve doesn't like that kind of talk."
    "YoU kNoW wHaT rOmAnOfF-"

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 4 года назад +2082

    0:21
    "It's the Avengers"
    "Can we hold them?"
    " _They're the Avengers_ "

    • @Deus_wukong1468
      @Deus_wukong1468 4 года назад +50

      Lol its so simple but so good 😂😂

    • @ProRobocopTV
      @ProRobocopTV 3 года назад +8

      😭😭

    • @MayMay-xe7xh
      @MayMay-xe7xh 3 года назад +61

      The fact that he said no surrender and then said he’s gonna surrender I lost it

    • @Stellarionas
      @Stellarionas 3 года назад +9

      @@MayMay-xe7xh
      I think all of us did at that time

    • @jerelcheek5112
      @jerelcheek5112 3 года назад +3

      @@MayMay-xe7xh I haven’t seen all of this movie and I had to admit was funny.

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- 3 года назад +698

    "They used it to make a frisbee"
    Ok, Ultron. I'll give you that one. It was good.

  • @OPCI_2501_V
    @OPCI_2501_V 3 года назад +4952

    “I don’t have time”
    “Will Thor be there”
    This is pro tsundere move

    • @zehelsumi1845
      @zehelsumi1845 3 года назад +208

      She's cute

    • @ragingray6710
      @ragingray6710 3 года назад +75

      Yup that is basically every tsundere in existence

    • @nyxunderhill6437
      @nyxunderhill6437 3 года назад +16

      @@ragingray6710 how? She’s never shown being stalker. She’s not a killer. She’s literally a doctor

    • @jalynnknight9653
      @jalynnknight9653 3 года назад +168

      @@nyxunderhill6437 you’re thinking yandere

    • @aahmadfadhilah
      @aahmadfadhilah 3 года назад +101

      @@nyxunderhill6437 man, I'd be embarrassed if I were you

  • @kitty-drawl
    @kitty-drawl 3 года назад +5546

    I love how he just says
    “Please be a secret door.”
    “Please be a secret door.”
    “Please be a secret door.”
    -secret door opens-
    “Yayyy” :D

  • @poeticreign6050
    @poeticreign6050 4 года назад +3612

    "Anesthesia was invented 1846."
    Doctors in 1845: 6:13

  • @aimanisahac
    @aimanisahac Год назад +614

    Age of Ultron was the last movie where the Avengers acted more like friends instead of a team.
    I miss it

    • @squid65635
      @squid65635 Год назад +73

      Same. Tbh it’s (to me at least) the only movie where they felt like an established team. The first movie did a great job of establishing the conflicts between them, then having that conflict be solved. And after this movie, they’re not together again until Civil War where there were, you know, civil war-ing.

    • @muffinman3052
      @muffinman3052 11 месяцев назад +25

      @@squid65635 Civil War hits so much harder after seeing them as such a strong team here. This is what Zemo took from them

    • @benjackson5411
      @benjackson5411 5 месяцев назад +3

      They were like a family

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 3 месяца назад +1

      Civil war really blasted the bridges in the Avengers until Endgame.

    • @LovelyCinccino
      @LovelyCinccino 2 месяца назад

      @@sorrenblitz805And even then, it was their last time together as Steve returned to the past and Tony and Natasha gave their lives.
      Natasha couldn’t even take part in the final battle as she had already died at that point.

  • @edvinparmeza1298
    @edvinparmeza1298 3 года назад +6172

    Thor: "You're all not worthy"
    Steve: *laughs in worthiness

    • @UnorthodoxDegeneracy
      @UnorthodoxDegeneracy 3 года назад +86

      Literally 🤣

    • @Samantha-Who-Writes
      @Samantha-Who-Writes 3 года назад +144

      Also Vision: **laughs in worthiness as well**

    • @edvinparmeza1298
      @edvinparmeza1298 3 года назад +43

      @@Samantha-Who-Writes vision wasn't born yet in that scene

    • @Samantha-Who-Writes
      @Samantha-Who-Writes 3 года назад +14

      @@edvinparmeza1298 True...

    • @georgigs
      @georgigs 3 года назад +58

      @ashgray According to McFeely, Captain America wasn't worthy of Mjölnir yet in Age of Ultron because he was still intentionally hiding the fact that he knew about Bucky murdering Tony Stark's parents, Howard and Maria Stark.

  • @fufafamily1090
    @fufafamily1090 3 года назад +3239

    Natasha: "anyone wanna deal with that bunker"
    bruce: *calmly overkills bunker*
    Natasha: "..... thank u...."

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 года назад +49

      I like the implication that Bruce could have been less calm about destroying a bunker XD

    • @kristencgartner
      @kristencgartner 3 года назад +5

      *hulk

    • @lunatheavatar9248
      @lunatheavatar9248 3 года назад +2

      Lol that was cute !

    • @SpecialProjectY
      @SpecialProjectY 3 года назад +3

      Calmly? Thought Hulk superpower was him being always angry...

    • @alexandrews5249
      @alexandrews5249 3 года назад +1

      @@SpecialProjectY well yea but he has other feelings not just a ball of anger like for instance if everyone stoped calling him Bruce he might be just a tad bit nicer

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 3 года назад +4612

    I love how quicksilver gets shot in the arm and isn’t even distressed whatsoever, he’s just mildly annoyed

    • @SkyHacker9
      @SkyHacker9 3 года назад +155

      that look is the kind of thing you would see a football player give their teammate when trip with the ball.

    • @kyroking9934
      @kyroking9934 3 года назад +205

      I think Bc of his fast metabolism and healing factor, 1 or 2 bullets wouldn’t kill him, just annoy him bc it probably hurts lol. Unfortunately for him, Ultron put about 20 bullets in him so there is no coming back

    • @winnie7922
      @winnie7922 3 года назад +85

      He was probably thinking “we’re saving you, for fucks sake don’t shoot us, and everyone else just stopped aiming at us so what’s your problem”

    • @mirkoathukorala
      @mirkoathukorala 3 года назад +85

      It was more like a " really dude ?""

    • @kyroking9934
      @kyroking9934 3 года назад +3

      @Ashley Smith Cyrus lol yes

  • @mephostopheles3752
    @mephostopheles3752 2 года назад +290

    I’m glad Clint got to show off his “I have no idea what’s going on and everyone is annoying” mood in this film.

  • @starburn2631
    @starburn2631 4 года назад +1727

    12:16
    Steve: "But if you put the hammer in the elevator"
    Tony: "It'll still go up"
    Steve: "Elevator's not worthy"
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @VelvetRedYT
      @VelvetRedYT 3 года назад +16

      What time stamp is this?

    • @mkjgamer114
      @mkjgamer114 3 года назад +9

      @@VelvetRedYT 12:16

    • @isaaccarter9007
      @isaaccarter9007 3 года назад +33

      What if all elevators are worthy

    • @kanopus2669
      @kanopus2669 3 года назад +44

      “I’m gonna miss this little talk alot”
      I love thar trio😭😭

    • @TTV_Goatedtttgr
      @TTV_Goatedtttgr 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @Fritter_Films
    @Fritter_Films 5 лет назад +952

    “It’s the avengers.”
    “Can we hold them?”
    “They’re the avengers..”

  • @johnwalkerfanclub9583
    @johnwalkerfanclub9583 3 года назад +365

    1:03 That little “yay” from Tony is just perfect

  • @kenadams0718
    @kenadams0718 3 года назад +3810

    12:16
    Steve : What if you put the hammer in an elevator
    Tony : It'll still go up
    Steve : Elevator's not worthy
    Thor : I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours
    *Me too Thor, mee too*

    • @Amariirose
      @Amariirose 3 года назад +52

      Ha i said the same thing🙂

    • @fresh_vanilla
      @fresh_vanilla 3 года назад +211

      omg I just realised out of the three of them only Thor's left

    • @JackMacLupus
      @JackMacLupus 3 года назад +57

      Well the thing with the elevator is probably working because Odin said "Who so ever holds this hammer if he be worthy should possess the power of Thor." That, in my opinion, clearly references to persons and living beings. An elevator is not a person, its a machine.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 3 года назад +23

      But if you have Vision connect to the machines that control the elevator...

    • @methira
      @methira 3 года назад +22

      Only thor’s left 😢

  • @darlene.salvacion
    @darlene.salvacion 5 лет назад +377

    "You are.. *Terribly* naive.."
    " *wELL* .. I was born *yESTERDAY* "

  • @G1dr4
    @G1dr4 3 года назад +3543

    Legend says that Quicksilver is still trying to walk it off xD

    • @Smoke14169
      @Smoke14169 3 года назад +142

      You didn't see that coming?

    • @lagdroid0017
      @lagdroid0017 3 года назад +33

      EVAN PETERS y’all

    • @jenneric03
      @jenneric03 3 года назад +65

      He did 😩✋ wandavision rlly said “bring him back but recast”

    • @adub92199
      @adub92199 3 года назад +7

      I’m like 999. I’m not pleased.

    • @Ygifvydbu
      @Ygifvydbu 3 года назад +2

      He iz ded

  • @bonkingtimez
    @bonkingtimez 3 года назад +605

    10:05 this is honestly my favorite line in all of marvel cinematic history

  • @imaginite-uv2ni
    @imaginite-uv2ni 3 года назад +819

    0:57 SOMEONE REALLY SAID NO IT WASNT BAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @godwin-
    @godwin- 3 года назад +632

    1:02
    Tony: ʸᵃʸ

    • @jessiecurzio4779
      @jessiecurzio4779 3 года назад +9

      I WAS JUST GOING TO SEE IF ANYONE SAID THIS HFEIUBV

    • @KL-xs5qq
      @KL-xs5qq 3 года назад +7

      He’s so cute I can’t

    • @alem1655
      @alem1655 3 года назад +2

      How the small text?!

    • @iliketoeatbricks
      @iliketoeatbricks 3 года назад +1

      Y..a..y..!

  • @SteelChains
    @SteelChains 5 лет назад +535

    ''Unfortunately, he's still Barton.''
    ''That's terrible..''

    • @keriiluv
      @keriiluv 5 лет назад +11

      Honestly one of my fave jokes. I come back to watch this video often

    • @molly2133
      @molly2133 3 года назад +3

      I love these lines

  • @CanaldoPortador
    @CanaldoPortador 3 года назад +380

    10:16 among all people Cap was the one who almost doomed everyone for the sake of cracking a joke on Ultron lmao

    • @whatevermanh7657
      @whatevermanh7657 3 года назад +5

      among

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 3 года назад +1

      How so?

    • @whatevermanh7657
      @whatevermanh7657 3 года назад +22

      @@anxiousearth680 maybe because the one robot that fell didn't die. it could harm some people down there

    • @Mtab2260
      @Mtab2260 3 года назад +7

      @@whatevermanh7657 because of gravity and physics when that thing touches the ground they’re gonna need one helluva spatula to clean it up. It might kill someone if it lands on a person but other than that it’s not hurting anything.

    • @TheSnomGuy
      @TheSnomGuy 2 года назад +6

      @@Mtab2260 no because ultron can transfer to that robot’s body and redo his plan all over again

  • @antspo0519
    @antspo0519 3 года назад +6872

    Ultron is probably one of the most humorous villains in the mcu

    • @LoctusX2
      @LoctusX2 3 года назад +780

      His AI is based on Tony's personality.

    • @sapphireshores6112
      @sapphireshores6112 3 года назад +323

      *laughs in Loki*

    • @HyakuJuu01300
      @HyakuJuu01300 3 года назад +248

      Despite being a bunch of tin put together, he had a surprising amount of personality and humour to him.

    • @colleenross8752
      @colleenross8752 3 года назад +61

      Along with Loki and Klaue

    • @vicentediez452
      @vicentediez452 3 года назад +98

      Which is precisely why he's such a bad Ultron. He should be cold and calculated, like a Terminator, but way smarter... Not an evil Tony Stark

  • @Jacob-yp5mx
    @Jacob-yp5mx 3 года назад +992

    10:35
    Silver “keep up old man”
    Hawk “nobody would know, nobody”.

    • @skinnypeniz3661
      @skinnypeniz3661 3 года назад +46

      i literally couldn’t contain myself watching that

    • @kgantshialfred9514
      @kgantshialfred9514 3 года назад +117

      Hawkeye: ....the last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah he'll be missed, little bastard, I miss him already.
      Always kills me😂😂😂

    • @saltzd919
      @saltzd919 3 года назад +10

      Miss the quick little bastard already

  • @rjraby9766
    @rjraby9766 4 года назад +1005

    10:05
    "ok dude the city's flying"
    "we're fighting an army of robots"
    "and I have a bow and arrow"
    "non of this makes sense"
    💀💀

    • @Closetorouter619
      @Closetorouter619 4 года назад +44

      Poor Clint he was doing fine in Mission impossible universe

    • @gerlsey
      @gerlsey 3 года назад +13

      LOOOL

  • @EmeraldGamerOriginal
    @EmeraldGamerOriginal Год назад +107

    I think the best line is Tony saying “how quickly can we buy this building” before destroying it. I also love Tony’s little song “oh… I’m decrypting nuclear codes and you don’t want me to”😂

    • @ironic_iron8770
      @ironic_iron8770 6 месяцев назад

      Does he say "buy"? I actually thought he said "blow"

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ironic_iron8770 it's buy. He's asking so he can somewhat legally destroy it.

  • @inksans9640
    @inksans9640 3 года назад +2120

    "How's Barton?"
    "Unfortunately he's still Barton"
    "That's terrible"

  • @ebrugger
    @ebrugger 5 лет назад +326

    1:00 Tony's little 'yay' is the most adorable thing of all time

  • @CCAAJaja
    @CCAAJaja 3 года назад +2457

    The warmachine scene at 3:10 is fucking hilarious. The way he's nodding after getting the recognition he thinks he deserves 😂😩

    • @winnielewis1749
      @winnielewis1749 3 года назад +91

      language

    • @DemonSesshyy
      @DemonSesshyy 3 года назад +9

      FACTS

    • @Mister_H.
      @Mister_H. 2 года назад +4

      Love it 👍🏻

    • @chefalex1753
      @chefalex1753 2 года назад +46

      @@winnielewis1749 Wait a second, no one else is going to deal with the fact that Winnie Lewis just said “language?”

    • @fraydiethemachine7541
      @fraydiethemachine7541 2 года назад +36

      @@chefalex1753 *sigh* that's not going away anytime soon

  • @Mediafan-t7j
    @Mediafan-t7j Год назад +80

    9:27-9:28 “That’s true, he [Ultron] hates you the most.”
    The way Vision says that line makes me snicker. It has such irony. 😂😂

  • @hellokindsir7237
    @hellokindsir7237 6 лет назад +517

    Ultron: “you are unbelievably naive.”
    Vision: “well..... I was born yesterday.”

  • @topphatt1312
    @topphatt1312 3 года назад +2990

    Tony: SHIT
    Cap: LANGUAGE
    Also Cap: causally yeets motorcycle into the hood of a fucking car

  • @lovelycats988
    @lovelycats988 4 года назад +1104

    *Vision holding thor's hammer*
    *silence*

    • @cold3116
      @cold3116 4 года назад +38

      I mean he isn't a human or a living creature so it kinda doesn't mean anything

    • @lovelycats988
      @lovelycats988 4 года назад +7

      @@cold3116 true

    • @jaxonbrown290
      @jaxonbrown290 4 года назад +17

      He can weld the hammer he can keep the mind stone

    • @asukachan07
      @asukachan07 3 года назад +10

      @@cold3116 just like an elevator lol

    • @alfredohumberto2222
      @alfredohumberto2222 3 года назад +1

      @@SimonWoodburyForget Visión is a Machine and Thor is human but not from earth

  • @dancerx411
    @dancerx411 3 года назад +145

    “It was good talk (Tony)”, “You didn’t finish (Cap)” and “I’m listening (Loki)” all have the exact same vibe lmho

    • @LilySteph1949
      @LilySteph1949 Год назад +2

      He said it as I read our comment lol

    • @Tamlyn15
      @Tamlyn15 Год назад +1

      ​@LillianSteph1949 the most perfectly timed moment

  • @ImQuantum
    @ImQuantum 5 лет назад +332

    "Who gave the order to attack?!"
    "Its the Avengers"
    "Can we hold them off?"
    "They're the Avengers"

  • @gamingwithjassy6306
    @gamingwithjassy6306 3 года назад +904

    I love when Clint says “Nobody would know..nobody” while aiming his bow and arrow at Pietro.

    • @saltzd919
      @saltzd919 3 года назад +70

      I miss the quick little bastard already

    • @winnie7922
      @winnie7922 3 года назад +45

      Last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him

    • @XenteBR
      @XenteBR 3 года назад +11

      Yeah, I'll be missed.

    • @royajay8335
      @royajay8335 2 года назад

      I love tho scene

    • @kent.smallville1260
      @kent.smallville1260 Год назад +2

      What makes it even funnier to me is learning Jeremy Renner ad-libbed that entire bit after Pietro tells him to "keep up, old man," ha ha ha.

  • @saladinsmith6771
    @saladinsmith6771 3 года назад +4253

    I just realized Vision can rule Asgard if he wanted to.

    • @sqiudy-catmedland1421
      @sqiudy-catmedland1421 3 года назад +121

      But unless something happens in wandaVision then he cant because hes dead

    • @dprice198
      @dprice198 3 года назад +44

      @@sqiudy-catmedland1421 well now what he's back

    • @extravaganza1776
      @extravaganza1776 3 года назад +36

      It’s because he is a robot that’s why he can wield it

    • @TheLooterArmy
      @TheLooterArmy 3 года назад +29

      So can Cap.

    • @jamiemananquil1010
      @jamiemananquil1010 3 года назад +129

      @@extravaganza1776 Vision may be a robot but he's an artificial intelligence technology, meaning he has his own mind. He has no ill intentions and makes him worthy of wielding Thor's hammer.

  • @kryptonianotaku4975
    @kryptonianotaku4975 3 года назад +102

    5:32 “Do I look like Iron Man”
    Ultron says this in the most Iron Man voice ever

  • @dtaylorondabeat
    @dtaylorondabeat 3 года назад +1313

    6:13 “go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep” still kills me everytime, how fast he’s saying it in desperation trying to get hulk to go to sleep before hulk figures out what’s hitting him and absolutely fucks tony up🤣

  • @Hamza-vm9oj
    @Hamza-vm9oj 4 года назад +141

    9:32 That man's playing solitaire. Thought we wouldnt notice, but we did

    • @zapatron1939
      @zapatron1939 4 года назад

      @Lain Blair I'm not sure if you know but it's a joke

    • @joeymcm04
      @joeymcm04 4 года назад +1

      I understood that reference.

    • @maybe2muchtv301
      @maybe2muchtv301 3 года назад

      YES

  • @florazonparallag9829
    @florazonparallag9829 3 года назад +82

    “Okay. Look, the city’s flying and we’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.”
    -Clint Barton trying to calm a civilian...

  • @ashamburn8598
    @ashamburn8598 4 года назад +286

    “Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door.”
    *pushes secret door open*
    “yaay 😊”

  • @randomtalent5969
    @randomtalent5969 4 года назад +645

    You missed the
    Helen Cho : “Your own girlfriend won’t be able to tell the difference “
    Hawkeye: “i don’t have a girlfriend “
    Helen: “That I can’t fix”

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 4 года назад +32

      Writers of the movie: WE can fix that!!!

    • @eljayhill6691
      @eljayhill6691 4 года назад +35

      He doesn't have a girlfriend he has a wife

    • @kleo5696
      @kleo5696 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 3 года назад +10

      @@eljayhill6691 that’s the joke-

    • @arxe3518
      @arxe3518 3 года назад +6

      @@eljayhill6691 r/woosh

  • @lolasum_sumi_san
    @lolasum_sumi_san 6 лет назад +311

    1:03 that's the cutest 'yay' I've ever heard. Bless his soul.

    • @LotsOfCome
      @LotsOfCome 5 лет назад

      lolasum sumi-san haha I thought I was the only one who noticed that but then I saw your comment haha but funny you mentioned it😂

    • @WhispaOW
      @WhispaOW 5 лет назад +1

      Jessica Nordström why are all the comments so new wtf

    • @LotsOfCome
      @LotsOfCome 5 лет назад

      Dark_Whispa hahaha I just wondered the same! Maybe we all got avengers clips in our RUclips feed, they can sense when someone have watched a lot of avengers so maybe that’s why?🤔😂

    • @WhispaOW
      @WhispaOW 5 лет назад

      Jessica Nordström lol you commented on my comment too

    • @captaincarrots7761
      @captaincarrots7761 5 лет назад

      It gets me every time, he sounds like an excited kid at Christmas, Love ya Tony :)

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 3 года назад +240

    “I just pay for everything, design everything, and make everyone look cooler...” *This line is super underrated*

  • @TheYeetiest
    @TheYeetiest 4 года назад +497

    I just realised how much of this movie is just about bullying Steve.

  • @politespoon9790
    @politespoon9790 5 лет назад +307

    “good talk”
    “....no it wasn’t”

  • @arbeitsloseseinhorn107
    @arbeitsloseseinhorn107 4 года назад +491

    Thor: he's my brother (Loki) and he's from Asgard!!
    Idk Who: he killed 80 people in two days...
    Thor: ...hes adopted

    • @laminnabam2752
      @laminnabam2752 4 года назад +23

      That 'Who' is Natasha Romanoff

    • @arbeitsloseseinhorn107
      @arbeitsloseseinhorn107 4 года назад +6

      @Andres Robelo Morales i didnt say that its in this movie i just told my favorite secene

    • @colleenross8752
      @colleenross8752 4 года назад +2

      You know this guy?
      He's my brother
      Adopted

    • @plankkton
      @plankkton 3 года назад +2

      - It's my brother, he's dead.
      - That's tough
      - Nah, he's been dead before.

  • @kleghi4685
    @kleghi4685 3 года назад +71

    'please be a secret door'
    'please be a secret door'
    'please be a secret door'
    *door opens*
    *happy Tony* 'yay' :D

  • @amandaketchum9740
    @amandaketchum9740 5 лет назад +297

    1:00 Tony: Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door.
    *door opens*
    Tony: Yay!
    And here I thought Peter was the child😂

  • @maozerbowzer1931
    @maozerbowzer1931 5 лет назад +230

    1:00 “Please be a secret door, please be a secret door”
    “Yeay!”
    Lmao, Downey is awesome!

    • @noam6011
      @noam6011 5 лет назад

      MaozerBowzer 1 you need one more please be a secret door

  • @rubyrose4418
    @rubyrose4418 5 лет назад +280

    "Sir They're The Avengers.."
    "Can we Hold them off?"
    " *tHeY'rE tHe aVeNgErS* "

    • @beepboopmeow203
      @beepboopmeow203 5 лет назад +16

      But Can We Hold Them Off?
      *THEY ARE THE F***ING AVENGERS*

    • @EbonyTheVampireWitch
      @EbonyTheVampireWitch 5 лет назад +1

      RUBY!!! How's your Uncle Qrow? (He's hot in my opinion)

    • @rubyrose4418
      @rubyrose4418 5 лет назад +3

      @@EbonyTheVampireWitch He's drunk. Like usual.
      -Lil' Red 🌹

    • @beepboopmeow203
      @beepboopmeow203 4 года назад

      @Voltzro Ah fuck.

  • @gabrielpalileo3294
    @gabrielpalileo3294 3 года назад +109

    I feel like this was the only time we ever got to see them bonding as a whole team - prior to all the mess in civil and infinity war. :(

  • @streaker7025
    @streaker7025 3 года назад +333

    Natasha " Don't turn green" lol she got scared for a second

    • @TC-we6rj
      @TC-we6rj 3 года назад +22

      Banner got a face full of chest lmaoo

    • @doggtrece
      @doggtrece 3 месяца назад

      I was looking for this comment😭

  • @cathyhoffman5883
    @cathyhoffman5883 5 лет назад +91

    1:00
    Tony: Please be a secret door, Please be a secret door, Please be a secret door,
    *Yay*
    Aw my heart

  • @finbradford5387
    @finbradford5387 5 лет назад +155

    Tony’s little “yay!” At 1:03 was adorable

    • @dorian_bee
      @dorian_bee 5 лет назад +2

      that's literally my favorite part, I was about to comment that

    • @lunafox9
      @lunafox9 4 года назад +1

      me too i comment about it and it just so pure

  • @Nintendo_Wolf
    @Nintendo_Wolf 3 года назад +97

    0:57 The guy that said "no it wasn't" is totally what I'd say

    • @mujahidniaz1855
      @mujahidniaz1855 3 года назад +3

      Hahahahahha totally. i was going through the comments find if someone else noticed it too..

    • @Nintendo_Wolf
      @Nintendo_Wolf 3 года назад +2

      @@mujahidniaz1855 Yeah XD

  • @ravenwave1946
    @ravenwave1946 3 года назад +932

    Thor and Tony fighting over who's lady is more successful has major loving husband energy

    • @samanthagdts
      @samanthagdts 3 года назад +39

      the wifeguys

    • @jamssy3409
      @jamssy3409 3 года назад +47

      too bad only one of them actually married the woman

    • @Yashmas
      @Yashmas 3 года назад +32

      @@jamssy3409 and only one of them will see the woman in phase 4-

    • @nandithakrishnan3585
      @nandithakrishnan3585 3 года назад +5

      Until Jane dumps Thor 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @Shrektopuz
      @Shrektopuz 2 года назад +12

      @@nandithakrishnan3585 It was an equal dumping

  • @SmokeyVox
    @SmokeyVox 5 лет назад +123

    "Who gave the order to attack?"
    "Herr Strucker it's the Avengers.."
    "Can we hold them?!"
    "It's the Avengers...."

  • @gggamersloth3151
    @gggamersloth3151 3 года назад +510

    "I'm not the boss, he is"
    "I just spend lots of money... And make technology... And make everyone look cooler-"

    • @5pointview717
      @5pointview717 2 года назад

      No Tony Stark to do that for the MSheU. OG Avengers gone = MCU Death.
      I loved AOU because of all the character interactions. This movie showed their comraderie & helps set up the emotional foundation of why Civil War is heartbreaking - Friends on opposite sides hurting each other. Ying & Yang Movies are AOU & Civil War. I enjoyed all the humour.

  • @giotheunity
    @giotheunity 3 года назад +60

    The “GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP!” And the Thor moving the legos out of the way started making me laugh so hard 🤣

  • @a.h.jhughes114
    @a.h.jhughes114 4 года назад +272

    "please be a secret door, please be a secret door...."
    "yAy!"

    • @T-ea-
      @T-ea- 4 года назад +6

      That yay was so uncharacteristic for tony and yet it made me so happy

    • @savagebluemoon8579
      @savagebluemoon8579 4 года назад +5

      Ah the beauty of improvisation

    • @williamdower9000
      @williamdower9000 4 года назад

      @@T-ea- it wasn't like tony but it was just so cute because you can see it being sarcasm or sincere, it was like when a cat sneezes, like when Donald Glover sneezed in Community playing Troy.

  • @brandonhaviken9153
    @brandonhaviken9153 3 года назад +458

    It was a good talk
    “No it wasn’t”

  • @mrflipflop1321
    @mrflipflop1321 5 лет назад +87

    "guys, please stop, we need to talk this through"
    *iron man fires*
    "good talk!"
    *in the background* "no it wasn't"

  • @IllusionaryTime
    @IllusionaryTime 3 года назад +55

    Stark: "Actually he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything and make everyone look cooler"

  • @MoisesCornejoxo
    @MoisesCornejoxo 5 лет назад +3001

    Y’all are just rewatching marvel moments after end game huh?

    • @bhumikasalhotra5081
      @bhumikasalhotra5081 5 лет назад +22

      yeah. When I watched it, i was sad. but i was also confused. and happy

    • @jingweonmafia
      @jingweonmafia 5 лет назад +6

      okay you caught me

    • @caciah4841
      @caciah4841 5 лет назад +5

      YOU KNOW IT!!

    • @HawnixArtistry
      @HawnixArtistry 5 лет назад +2

      I'm rewatching Marvel Moments after the first Iron Man. What's an Endgame?

    • @squigga2184
      @squigga2184 5 лет назад +4

      Of course,I can do this all day

  • @rajayush.808
    @rajayush.808 3 года назад +944

    "we don't have to break anything"
    "clearly you have never made an omelet"
    "he beat me by one second"

    • @stormfromxmen3701
      @stormfromxmen3701 3 года назад +1

      yo have you heard of this dope indie band called The Impures, they have this song out "threats" yo have you heard of this dope indie band called The Impures, they have this song out "threats"

    • @finallyimginger3223
      @finallyimginger3223 3 года назад +24

      When I first heard this I thought that he meant Ultron beat him in an omlette making contest by one second

    • @konradfabiszewski1490
      @konradfabiszewski1490 3 года назад +6

      @@finallyimginger3223 wait same😅what does it actually mean tho, like Tony was about to make the same joke but Ultron said it first?

    • @wikkkkk
      @wikkkkk 3 года назад +16

      @@konradfabiszewski1490 in Iron man 2, while tony was dying with toxic symptoms by pladume core of his reactor, his relationship with pepper was also troublesome becuz of that and couple of other things. Tony tried to confess those things to pepper with an omelette that he made by himself in his plane, but he messed up the omelette and and couldnt tell the stories he was hiding either. Hence, Tony is refering that he was lost on omelette making to Ultron, after what ultron said, which seems somehow Ultron knows how to make omelette.

    • @warmachine6880
      @warmachine6880 3 года назад +6

      @@wikkkkk I thought different tho, he said "we don't have to break anything" and Ultron said "clearly you have never made an omelette" means that if you want to make an omelette you have to break the egg shell, if he doesn't have to break anything then clearly he hasn't made an omelette yet

  • @athena_games5943
    @athena_games5943 3 года назад +1035

    Can we talk about how Ultron is the most polite villan like, ever.

    • @spinach7759
      @spinach7759 3 года назад +42

      Marvel says even thanos was polite

    • @daggermusic2123
      @daggermusic2123 3 года назад +24

      well he was basically stark but over smart

    • @azshloreshadows1396
      @azshloreshadows1396 2 года назад +8

      "I beg your pardon?"

    • @nayaasahai9522
      @nayaasahai9522 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/hUrDXL06Ebs/видео.html
      लोहे का जिगरवाला 👌👌🔥🔥👍👍

    • @yufi305
      @yufi305 Год назад +1

      @@spinach7759 Thanos is polite in a menacingly intimidating way that gives you the chills. Ultron is polite in a sort of hilarious chill guy way only he's a sociopath.

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod 3 года назад +39

    "The most versatile substance on the planet... anddd they used it make a frisbee."

  • @Frickll
    @Frickll 6 лет назад +468

    The tiny "yay" at the "please be a secret door " part.

  • @onionee5836
    @onionee5836 4 года назад +94

    1:04 Iron man's little "yay" is adorable

  • @CDB03
    @CDB03 6 лет назад +163

    Tony Stark: “Good talk”
    One guy: “ no it wasn’t”

    • @andiehall8742
      @andiehall8742 6 лет назад +2

      Bestie03 i laughed so hard at it

  • @gachabloxgirl3958
    @gachabloxgirl3958 Год назад +13

    9:18 Thor says "Well done" and pats Tony on the shoulder like "Good job on creating a robot as worthy as me" 😂😂

  • @shamaliwije4872
    @shamaliwije4872 5 лет назад +188

    Tony: Good talk
    Random villain bleeding on the floor: No, it wasn’t!!
    I love how petulant the villain sounds 😂

  • @astriluv9914
    @astriluv9914 5 лет назад +147

    “Who gave they order to attack”
    “They Avengers”
    “Can we hold them back”
    “They’re thee Avengers”
    😂

    • @The_alphawolf_official
      @The_alphawolf_official 5 лет назад

      Ravenclaw 06
      Dc is better tho

    • @astriluv9914
      @astriluv9914 5 лет назад +5

      THE ALPHAWOLF in my opinion Marvel is better, no hate tho

    • @joiri9498
      @joiri9498 5 лет назад

      @@The_alphawolf_official of what?? Having terrible movies? Then yes you're right

    • @joiri9498
      @joiri9498 5 лет назад +5

      But to be fair dc has the best animated shows

    • @The_alphawolf_official
      @The_alphawolf_official 5 лет назад

      Ravenclaw 06
      No hate, it’s your opinion but no offense if I’m being honest, if dc has a better cinematic universe than marvel, there would be more dc fans in the world...

  • @ocampojeviejana.8899
    @ocampojeviejana.8899 3 года назад +32

    Ultron: children i lost the word there
    Also Ultron who owns the internet and whole informations lol

  • @super_incapable
    @super_incapable 6 лет назад +104

    “Guys stop we gotta talk this through.”
    *Shoots everyone in the leg*
    “Good talk.”
    In background: “No it wasn’t.”

  • @mae6661
    @mae6661 5 лет назад +227

    tony: good talk
    bad guy: ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ
    never fails to crack me up 😂

  • @lunab8775
    @lunab8775 5 лет назад +112

    I don't know if its just me... but the scene when Iron Man is being shot at and he tells them "guys stop. we gotta talk this through" and then shoots them. After when he says "good talk" I swear a small voice in the back says "no it wasn't" which is damn hilarious and surprised I didn't hear it before.

    • @brainith_not_workith__3975
      @brainith_not_workith__3975 5 лет назад +4

      To be honest if you read the comments and I think you did a lot of people were talking about it

    • @lunab8775
      @lunab8775 5 лет назад

      Đāŕķ Ņīģhț guess I either scrolled past it or didn’t get far enough down. Whichever one, I didn’t see any. Thanks though for letting me know

    • @brainith_not_workith__3975
      @brainith_not_workith__3975 5 лет назад

      No problem and I just got notified about your reply

  • @fritz8662
    @fritz8662 3 года назад +46

    “The Avengers”
    “Can we hold them off?”
    “Their the Avengers”

  • @laila3027
    @laila3027 5 лет назад +264

    “please be a secret door
    please be a secret door...
    yayyy”

    • @aliviat832
      @aliviat832 5 лет назад

      Lol I went through the comments just for that

    • @laila3027
      @laila3027 5 лет назад +3

      Alivia T
      nobody said it so i had to be the one to do it my bros ✊🏼

    • @juanacoronaa
      @juanacoronaa 5 лет назад +2

      I find it so cute

  • @twiglegs1820
    @twiglegs1820 4 года назад +76

    ‘It’s the Avengers’
    “Can we hold them?”
    *’They’re ZE AVENGERS!!’*

  • @amishajoshi2652
    @amishajoshi2652 3 года назад +821

    "How's he doing?"
    "Unfortunately he's still barton"
    "That's teRrible" - I can't stop laughing😂😂

  • @meganfreelove1551
    @meganfreelove1551 3 года назад +60

    "How's he doing?"
    "Unfortunately he's still Barton"
    "That's terrible"
    1:44

  • @Turk3YbAstEr
    @Turk3YbAstEr 6 лет назад +134

    6:40 Thor is so mighty that he can step on Legos without feeling pain

    • @kenbenobi36
      @kenbenobi36 6 лет назад +1

      It probably helped he had shoes on. XD

    • @kanyenorth2174
      @kanyenorth2174 6 лет назад +1

      @@kenbenobi36 not even a regular shoes can stop the Lego, Thor is surely mighty

  • @livkujala2822
    @livkujala2822 6 лет назад +187

    “It’s the avengers”
    “Can we hold them?”
    *”t-thEYre tHe aVenGers”*

    • @dh3037
      @dh3037 6 лет назад +3

      They're the avengers dude. You can't hold em off. ITS BASIC MATH

    • @livkujala2822
      @livkujala2822 6 лет назад

      THEN THEY PROCEED TO SAY NO SURRENDER

    • @jonahg4472
      @jonahg4472 6 лет назад

      @@livkujala2822 I'm going to surrender

  • @sydneyrheanne8352
    @sydneyrheanne8352 4 года назад +265

    “The Avengers-“
    “Can we hold them?!”
    “T-they’re the Avengers...”
    😂😂😂

    • @liv7483
      @liv7483 4 года назад +6

      He should have said
      There the f**king avengers of course we cant hold them

  • @latenitexeno
    @latenitexeno 3 года назад +40

    that little thing of thor sweeping the lego under the chair is gold

  • @angie9744
    @angie9744 5 лет назад +58

    1:00
    Please be a secret door....
    Please be a secret door...
    Please be a secret door....
    Yaaaay~

  • @mrbadass5423
    @mrbadass5423 4 года назад +130

    Thor: “The girl tried to warp my mind. Fortunately, I am mighty.”
    Thor: *hallucinates*
    Also Thor: *WAIT THATS ILLEGAL*

  • @inesamaro99
    @inesamaro99 5 лет назад +201

    Tony’s little "yAy" kills me every time