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  • Опубликовано: 31 июл 2019
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  • @yakult6829
    @yakult6829 3 года назад +4027

    “thats Americas ass”
    “that is Americas ass”

  • @evanmemo
    @evanmemo 3 года назад +13919

    "I thought you were a buildabear."
    "Maybe I am."

    • @xxbellaxx751
      @xxbellaxx751 3 года назад +131

      But yet you can't call him a raccoon 😂😂

    • @someguy2600
      @someguy2600 3 года назад +359

      That's actually a pretty sad line if you think about it, cause he was technically genetically torn apart and put back together by some mad scientist
      Build a Bear indeed

    • @cchristianjeremy
      @cchristianjeremy 3 года назад +61

      Rocket looked so defeated lmao

    • @denkikaminari5556
      @denkikaminari5556 3 года назад +33

      @Emilie Vester Stephensen Trash Panda

    • @crivoncevonnce9404
      @crivoncevonnce9404 3 года назад +4

      Ong I never related so much to two people in the span of seconds

  • @jishnumehta4355
    @jishnumehta4355 3 года назад +13099

    "Go to bed or I'll sell all your toys"
    *Parenting 101*

    • @savanna1513
      @savanna1513 3 года назад +115

      lol underrated comment

    • @marvelmaximoff4621
      @marvelmaximoff4621 2 года назад +69

      That is so true lol

    • @ashlynnxox9431
      @ashlynnxox9431 2 года назад +76

      Ah yes, I use that whenever my sister isn’t listening or she’s bothering me ☺️😊

    • @adeonie
      @adeonie 2 года назад +16

      I can’t-🤣🤣

    • @queer_queen22
      @queer_queen22 2 года назад +68

      *tony is the best dad ever*
      that face goes there
      go to sleep or i'll sell all your toys
      (something about cap's shield and sledding)

  • @ryanhughes8007
    @ryanhughes8007 3 года назад +8662

    NoobMaster69’s mum: oh look there’s thunder outside.
    NoobMaster69: nervous sweating...

    • @HagWorld
      @HagWorld 2 года назад +123

      THUNDA!! (Lightning McQueen)

    • @amyostendorff9924
      @amyostendorff9924 2 года назад +189

      fun fact: the russo brothers literally confirmed that noobmaster69 was wong

    • @georgiastone3025
      @georgiastone3025 2 года назад +75

      @@amyostendorff9924 I swear they confirmed it was the apple store guy

    • @raiden7154
      @raiden7154 2 года назад +21

      Thor sounds like a car engine when snoring

    • @kingbred01
      @kingbred01 2 года назад +23

      NoobMaster69: WHO ARE YOOOOU!!!?

  • @neptunegrace3917
    @neptunegrace3917 4 года назад +8923

    “Is he asleep....?”
    “No, no, I’m pretty sure he’s DEAD.”

  • @HUNTER-rb9lc
    @HUNTER-rb9lc 4 года назад +13361

    "Let's find baby Thanos and just *strangle* "
    " that's horrible"
    "Its thanos.."

    • @shank3r_
      @shank3r_ 4 года назад +120

      I was gonna like but it's on 69 :)

    • @anaguerrero6385
      @anaguerrero6385 4 года назад +132

      CTT Gamin9 it’s Noobmaster69

    • @phos9659
      @phos9659 4 года назад +18

      @@anaguerrero6385 No, they didn't want it to be a straight number or they wanted it to be.... a specific number, they werent talking about noobmaster at all.

    • @reyh2277
      @reyh2277 4 года назад +16

      @@codygoldenflame7996 no no no there will be no knifing each other

    • @rekius328
      @rekius328 4 года назад +37

      tbh i would have no problems strangling baby hitler so i have to agree with Rhodey here.

  • @mugiwaranonoodles5971
    @mugiwaranonoodles5971 3 года назад +5577

    I love how Peter says his secret identity to litteraly everyone

    • @spacedementia1213
      @spacedementia1213 2 года назад +194

      such a Tom's thing to do XD

    • @alexthegreat8001
      @alexthegreat8001 2 года назад +108

      Wouldn't it be hilarious if, thanks to J.J. Jameson, everyone knows his secret identity, except no one really cares because none of the other heroes have a secret identity. Besides, with Sam/ Captain America (hey, wait a minute. Falcon is now captain america. He's called Sam. And he's an uncle?) and Bucky back in the game, he's going to have some support.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 2 года назад +51

      @@alexthegreat8001 except no one knows who Captain Marvel is or who Black Panther is. They probably won't care enough to get to know who *Ant-Man* is.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 2 года назад +27

      @@alexthegreat8001 people in-universe don't, though. Hell, Agent Ross specifically mentioned that he kept Black Panther's identity a secret in exchange for T'Challa giving Zemo to the US Government (despite the fact that Wakanda doesn't have an extradition treaty with the US).

    • @alexthegreat8001
      @alexthegreat8001 2 года назад +14

      @@DoctorWhoKage yes, but Wakanda opened itself to the world, and I'm pretty sure that involved Black panther.

  • @noraaz1
    @noraaz1 3 года назад +12180

    No one can convince me that Paul Rudd and Ant-Man isn't exactly the same person. Man's just portraying himself

    • @sabrinageorge5587
      @sabrinageorge5587 3 года назад +670

      Same as rdj and Tony stark...literally the same person😭😭😭

    • @marianamartinez4396
      @marianamartinez4396 3 года назад +105

      Just as Robert Downey junior 🥺

    • @jealovsyy7006
      @jealovsyy7006 3 года назад +201

      The whole cast is portraying themselves

    • @Strawberry-ug1wy
      @Strawberry-ug1wy 3 года назад +212

      @@jealovsyy7006 except Chris Evans

    • @aluminescentmushroom5910
      @aluminescentmushroom5910 3 года назад +265

      The moment he was asked "What's the name of Thor's hammer" and he totally seriously responded "Jonathan" I knew it was the exact same person

  • @minyt98
    @minyt98 4 года назад +12460

    nebula: thanos murdered my sister
    *awkward silence*
    natasha: *writes it down*

    • @Jarysse
      @Jarysse 4 года назад +208

      Scott: that it?

    • @charleseunson2629
      @charleseunson2629 4 года назад +140

      @@Jarysse I think he says not it

    • @kjsc00l
      @kjsc00l 4 года назад +45

      Mingyo Chu it was cut, she was writing down about Vormir. He said not it to something else

    • @minyt98
      @minyt98 4 года назад +14

      Kenny ik i watched the movie at least 10 times😂

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 4 года назад +74

      WRITE THAT DOWN!
      WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @bigfatcarp93
    @bigfatcarp93 3 года назад +13559

    "He murdered my sister"
    _Nat writes that down_

    • @parthjain7822
      @parthjain7822 3 года назад +54

      😂😂😂

    • @juulg9726
      @juulg9726 3 года назад +112

      I was reading the comments to see if anybody else noticed😂

    • @jacery
      @jacery 3 года назад +59

      Noted

    • @da_alexjeanes
      @da_alexjeanes 3 года назад +28

      Noted

    • @sexymonstaslaya3000
      @sexymonstaslaya3000 3 года назад +139

      Nat: " WRITE THAT DOWN,WRITE THAT DOWN!"

  • @jaelynmerlia
    @jaelynmerlia 3 года назад +3510

    “why don’t we just find baby thanos and..you know..”
    **tries to be wanda**

    • @briann649
      @briann649 3 года назад +29

      💀

    • @grayrose6455
      @grayrose6455 2 года назад +215

      **wheeze** the man clenches his fists so tightly you can HEAR it

    • @RTBR_BTTL
      @RTBR_BTTL 2 года назад +20

      I AM WEEZING

    • @RTBR_BTTL
      @RTBR_BTTL 2 года назад +27

      I GOT ON MY FLOOR GOD DAMNIT

    • @chloeblumke6676
      @chloeblumke6676 2 года назад +3

      no

  • @RealestShaggyRogers
    @RealestShaggyRogers 3 года назад +2629

    This is like the biggest awkward family reunion in cinematic history and nobody is actually related

    • @pleasehold42
      @pleasehold42 2 года назад +21

      Made me wheeze 🤣🤣

    • @iamconfusion.2450
      @iamconfusion.2450 Год назад +81

      Exactly 😂Peter Parker’s the youngest kid, Tony and Strange are the sarcastic dads, Nat is the cool aunt, Captain America is the serious grandpa, Captain Marvel is a protective mom, Hulk and Antman are the awkward uncles, Nebula is the sassy older cousin, Thor is that distant uncle who keeps drinking all the beer, Rhodey is the fun uncle, Rocket is the pet 😂🤣

    • @rudraprasadgangai9885
      @rudraprasadgangai9885 Год назад +2

      I am your 1000th like 😂

    • @Animallover24678
      @Animallover24678 9 месяцев назад +1

      true its amazing

  • @kp327
    @kp327 4 года назад +28518

    he protecc
    he attacc
    but most importantly
    he gave antman his taco bacc

    • @cosmoorsth1382
      @cosmoorsth1382 4 года назад +162

      K P how in the world
      Does this not have a reply

    • @mr.sadman2576
      @mr.sadman2576 4 года назад +30

      🥰

    • @ReallyTom
      @ReallyTom 4 года назад +37

      K P
      I know that you probably stole this but that’s great dude 😄

    • @limon-bn2vd
      @limon-bn2vd 4 года назад +67

      And he brought Scott bacc

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 4 года назад +39

      *Normal size man

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +3618

    "Endgame but it's a meme"
    When you realize that literally every Thanos quote and scene of the movie is already a meme

  • @fathimacp2234
    @fathimacp2234 3 года назад +831

    Nebula:"Thanos murdered my sister"
    Natasha:"NOTED"

    • @THF156
      @THF156 Год назад +2

      How this hasn't got a comment

  • @shannonsmith3756
    @shannonsmith3756 3 года назад +1243

    Hulk saying “HE’LL GROW” and “TIME TRAVEL” are some of the funniest scenes I’ve seen in a movie

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 4 года назад +3226

    No one:
    Hulk: “dab”

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 4 года назад +17

      Why does Hulk eat tacos?
      Because he has to LIVE MAS! 😀

    • @tnzn4951
      @tnzn4951 4 года назад +5

      It's not even a dab though lmao

    • @shinypikagaming
      @shinypikagaming 4 года назад +1

      420th like!

    • @yxng_idrxxs_1357
      @yxng_idrxxs_1357 4 года назад +2

      DaB!1!1!!

    • @mo0man
      @mo0man 4 года назад +28

      I don't know if there's anything more accurate than hulk being a 50 year old man dabbing incorrectly

  • @bakainu3559
    @bakainu3559 4 года назад +8840

    When you realize that half of the movie is a meme
    "Perfectly balanced as things should be"

    • @amiteshreddyakiti7773
      @amiteshreddyakiti7773 4 года назад +42

      Underrated 😂😂

    • @user-iy7cc3zx7s
      @user-iy7cc3zx7s 4 года назад +14

      Pin this comment pls

    • @senorduck384
      @senorduck384 4 года назад +30

      @@user-iy7cc3zx7s Half of the movie? Avengers Endgame: The 20 min sequel.

    • @markynoh9323
      @markynoh9323 4 года назад +22

      @@senorduck384 wdym 8 mins are definitely the half of 3 hours

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY 4 года назад +5

      @@markynoh9323 Easy mistake to make

  • @Emerly808
    @Emerly808 3 года назад +604

    "I get e-mails from a racoon, nothing is crazy anymore."

  • @lilithlightwood9618
    @lilithlightwood9618 2 года назад +690

    for some reason Loki sarcastically waving to hulk in the elevator is hilarious to me

    • @chloeleitch1221
      @chloeleitch1221 2 года назад +12

      I never noticed that!🤣

    • @heedo3655
      @heedo3655 2 года назад +2

      Trrrrrrrrueee

    • @inspobookk
      @inspobookk 2 года назад +3

      True

    • @deepakchavan1527
      @deepakchavan1527 Год назад +10

      He's like they took me being a villain and not you being an Avenger 😂

  • @_adyson_7338
    @_adyson_7338 3 года назад +17681

    “Is he asleep?”
    “No no, I’m pretty sure he’s dead.”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @sinasrz4046
    @sinasrz4046 4 года назад +3547

    "Captain, Steve, sorry, America, Rogers" - Scott Lang

    • @abstractbase3549
      @abstractbase3549 4 года назад +64

      SinaSr_Z most underrated character

    • @chawk6201
      @chawk6201 4 года назад +8

      @@mazal706 Scot Language

    • @Ezzylryb
      @Ezzylryb 4 года назад +7

      In my language Scott Lang means "Just scott" lmao

    • @Game-ne5nb
      @Game-ne5nb 4 года назад

      ᴍɪsᴛʀ ᴛʏᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄʜᴀᴛ filipino 😏

    • @dark_arts05
      @dark_arts05 4 года назад +1

      I think you mean Ant-Scott, oh wait no, Ant-Lang.

  • @02091992able
    @02091992able 3 года назад +473

    Rocket: I have blasters, unless you guys want to use knives?
    Mantis: Oh yes please use knives.
    She is delightfully evil.

    • @noellove0
      @noellove0 2 года назад +14

      I am in love with the phrase: "delightfully evil".

    • @mman2052
      @mman2052 Год назад +5

      Get it right she's chaotic good

  • @geeker4616
    @geeker4616 3 года назад +354

    Ant man: *a baby*
    Hulk: he’ll grow

  • @LucianoThePig
    @LucianoThePig 4 года назад +12636

    Scott still hasn't been to space, which is a great injustice

    • @jellybean05
      @jellybean05 4 года назад +657

      I mean, he’s been in another dimension for a bit so there

    • @omarmostafa7575
      @omarmostafa7575 4 года назад +287

      #justiceforscott

    • @Traoaksi
      @Traoaksi 4 года назад +412

      he prepared orange slices for clint and i think thats cool

    • @somereformedtheologian8129
      @somereformedtheologian8129 4 года назад +73

      scotty doesnt know

    • @shh11111
      @shh11111 4 года назад +44

      Quantum realm is no less than space and only the antmen/women did it, sooo

  • @cryingattheclub5150
    @cryingattheclub5150 3 года назад +9789

    “He’s a baby”
    “It’s scott”
    “aS a Baby”
    “He’ll GRow”
    “Time Travel!”
    Has the same energy as
    “ why don’t we just find baby thanos and just... *strangeling motions* “
    “First of aLl that’s horrible!”
    “It’s thanos??”

    • @emrysdesmidt5510
      @emrysdesmidt5510 3 года назад +117

      Y'know ➰↔️.

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle 3 года назад +136

      I mean Deadpool did it to baby Hitler, and he got cheered for it :)

    • @inugami78
      @inugami78 3 года назад +40

      @@Jerry_Freestyle technically Deadpool couldn’t do it. But Deadpool said Cable loves killing kids.

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle 3 года назад +11

      @@inugami78 Yeah that too, but they got cheered for it either way :3

    • @hisenberg020
      @hisenberg020 3 года назад +5

      It also bas the same energy as
      Hey you, me? No not you him you, me is you you is me

  • @govre_
    @govre_ 2 года назад +274

    3:31
    Let's just appreciate the amount of effort Nat probably put into making that gorgeous braid

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 3 года назад +333

    “That’s America’s *ss.”
    **Salutes**

  • @theslickgamer
    @theslickgamer 4 года назад +28178

    Marvel: we need a way to connect to kids
    Also marvel: *N O O B M A S T E R 6 9*

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 4 года назад +935

      I'm pretty sure it was a partnership

    • @tornadomash00
      @tornadomash00 4 года назад +449

      *F O R T N I TE*

    • @CreativeFox750
      @CreativeFox750 4 года назад +162

      Darkness GamesTM DSG
      My friend has 69 at the end of his Xbox Gamertag

    • @TheSuspense-zi2dc
      @TheSuspense-zi2dc 4 года назад +118

      I honestly thought it was some Joe created by the internet I didn't think it was in the actual movie itself

    • @babytricep437
      @babytricep437 4 года назад +83

      Boomer Playz Bruce literally dabs in the movie

  • @rosiefilms552
    @rosiefilms552 3 года назад +8923

    It’s Thor’s “of course” that gets me every time

    • @mishkarae
      @mishkarae 3 года назад +164

      He says it so perfectly! 😂

    • @jbg0801
      @jbg0801 3 года назад +130

      What gets me is the actual definition of Groot's response. Supposedly, Groot actually says "I like knives"

    • @ljongunnar8839
      @ljongunnar8839 3 года назад +5

      Fax

    • @stutisharma8769
      @stutisharma8769 3 года назад +2

      I am your 1k like 😁😁

    • @harpy0586
      @harpy0586 3 года назад +10

      I cant pronounce R's anymore because of that line

  • @WillJM81280
    @WillJM81280 3 года назад +368

    Poor Ant-Man. The catalyst for reversing The Snap, and no respect.

    • @aperson2056
      @aperson2056 2 года назад +5

      Actually the rat is the one who got no respect

    • @veellia
      @veellia 9 месяцев назад

      exactly i love him he’s so underrated

  • @tgr3423
    @tgr3423 3 года назад +139

    I know Tony jokes about a lot of things, but given how he reacted to Rocket speaking, I'm *GENUINELY* convinced he's telling the truth this time LMAO

    • @NicPTheMeme
      @NicPTheMeme 5 месяцев назад +1

      He was like: *blink blink* "wha??????"

  • @nathiebear
    @nathiebear 4 года назад +3906

    "avengers endgame but it's a meme"
    Ok, so basically every time Thor is on screen?

    • @shazaslm
      @shazaslm 4 года назад +108

      Thor is the meme

    • @tallguy8719
      @tallguy8719 4 года назад +53

      But we don't talk about noobmaster69

    • @sashimiroll5055
      @sashimiroll5055 4 года назад +3

      You mean every time someone speaks?

    • @rachel-3037
      @rachel-3037 4 года назад +2

      And Scott

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 4 года назад +5

      @Leo da Poa he got a PTSD bruh and got his Body Fucked up so bad

  • @minilily8338
    @minilily8338 4 года назад +4049

    Captain America: oh no now I have to fight myself
    Iron man: give him a heart attack

    • @terra5507
      @terra5507 4 года назад +35

      Mini Lily BAHAHAHA YES

    • @squaretohearttocircle5654
      @squaretohearttocircle5654 4 года назад +251

      Nebula: Shoots herself

    • @4xJojo
      @4xJojo 4 года назад +62

      Thanos: Sees himself being beheaded 4 years into the future.

    • @Boungang
      @Boungang 4 года назад +12

      Stark could’ve killed his present self by killing his past self if Lang pulled the wrong plug

    • @jasonlal9570
      @jasonlal9570 4 года назад +18

      ANONASSASSIN08 that’s not how time works

  • @jimharper2180
    @jimharper2180 3 года назад +140

    1:55 For that expression alone, we must protect Morgan at all costs.

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 Год назад +2

      If anything happens to her, the bad guys will have not just the fanbase, but the entire Avengers team after them

  • @entfremdet_naz
    @entfremdet_naz 3 года назад +111

    4:59 Kudos to Chris' scream🤣🤣🤣

  • @willaverynerdyclarinetist6131
    @willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 4 года назад +3774

    "Go to bed or I'll sell all your toys/iphone, and/or I'll delete all your Fortnite accounts, Vbucks and Tiktok accounts."
    10/10 most genius and effective threat of the century.

    • @aaliyahhunter7664
      @aaliyahhunter7664 4 года назад +28

      More like go to bed or I sell your iPhone

    • @ananditasaxena2909
      @ananditasaxena2909 4 года назад +8

      my mom told me the cops were going to come if I didn't go to sleep

    • @avatarkyoshi6338
      @avatarkyoshi6338 4 года назад +1

      Anandita Saxena but did you really go to sleep

    • @daliapatino3446
      @daliapatino3446 3 года назад +1

      Crash Course Gaming SAME

    • @rohan6878
      @rohan6878 3 года назад

      Or I'll sell all ur friends lol , I'm evil

  • @itslaurie6364
    @itslaurie6364 3 года назад +9474

    This should be called the avengers bullying ant man for 8 minutes straight (except for hulk)

    • @tnadevirig4888
      @tnadevirig4888 3 года назад +167

      Also, Ant Man being a dick to Iron Man after he lost the stone due to an unforeseen mishap although Iron Man has a backup plan to get the tesseract.

    • @ms.valdez5633
      @ms.valdez5633 3 года назад +75

      @@tnadevirig4888 that's too long of a title . Make it longer

    • @tnadevirig4888
      @tnadevirig4888 3 года назад +8

      @@ms.valdez5633 ? It's too long, but I should make it longer? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @ms.valdez5633
      @ms.valdez5633 3 года назад +48

      @@tnadevirig4888 clearly you missed the joke.

    • @tnadevirig4888
      @tnadevirig4888 3 года назад +2

      @@ms.valdez5633 ...You are absolutely right. XDXDXDXDXD

  • @jubbano7791
    @jubbano7791 2 года назад +88

    5:12 This was so iconic.

    • @noellove0
      @noellove0 2 года назад +6

      Quill in the background gets me literally every single time.
      "aww yeah-"
      "hEyyyy~..."

  • @taralarkin2839
    @taralarkin2839 2 года назад +48

    The face Steve makes after Bruce says "Time travel!" is hilarious and will never not be funny

  • @catluvr6666
    @catluvr6666 4 года назад +8628

    “why don’t we just find baby thanos and 〰️➰↔️”
    “ok first of all that is HORRIBLE.”

    • @A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06
      @A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06 4 года назад +575

      "Its thanos"

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 4 года назад +373

      tbh I was with him there

    • @raz5937
      @raz5937 4 года назад +381

      your choice of emojis is too accurate

    • @bleh5047
      @bleh5047 3 года назад +62

      @@raz5937 I know right!

    • @Sony6848
      @Sony6848 3 года назад +69

      actually this would be a great solution 😂

  • @laurenw7620
    @laurenw7620 4 года назад +3484

    "oh yes _please_ use knives" gets me every single freakin time omg

    • @McQueenFAN95
      @McQueenFAN95 4 года назад +101

      Of course! Of course!
      _of course_

    • @cardnial_omega6701
      @cardnial_omega6701 4 года назад +75

      Mantis is the cinnamon roll we must protect.

    • @MasteroChieftan
      @MasteroChieftan 4 года назад +22

      Me too and I don't know why. I guess it's her child-like excitement juxtaposed against the horribleness of a knfie fight.

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 4 года назад +1

      Or what about Thor and Starlord's response? "No, we're NOT doing that!"

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 4 года назад +8

      @@cardnial_omega6701 Mantis is funny, but at times extremely disturbing.

  • @giovannadallarosa5575
    @giovannadallarosa5575 3 года назад +55

    "Scott. I get emails from a racoon. Nothing sounds crazy anymore."

  • @FWYJBVFJUD
    @FWYJBVFJUD 3 года назад +128

    "Thor, Thor. He's back. The kid on TV just called me a d!ckhead again!"
    "The noobmaster?"
    "Yes, noobmaster69!"

  • @fairlyoddvic4734
    @fairlyoddvic4734 4 года назад +1878

    "I can do this all day."
    "yEaH i KnOw."

    • @shancathi1
      @shancathi1 4 года назад +44

      Steve’s so done with himself

    • @rosyellis14
      @rosyellis14 4 года назад +1

      Shannon Selwood lol idky ur comment made me laugh so much 😂

    • @EmDoesArt
      @EmDoesArt 4 года назад +1

      Honestly the best part 😂

    • @milliekay8129
      @milliekay8129 4 года назад

      I was thinking the same thing! 😂

  • @julia.rose36
    @julia.rose36 3 года назад +10190

    "That IS America's ass," will always be iconic.

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 года назад +134

      He ain’t lying

    • @adeonie
      @adeonie 2 года назад +15

      LOLL

    • @rhitomkanjilal9391
      @rhitomkanjilal9391 2 года назад +98

      In India the dubbed version said "His future is bright"

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 2 года назад +59

      @@rhitomkanjilal9391 that is stupid. I get why but it is still stupid.

    • @rhitomkanjilal9391
      @rhitomkanjilal9391 2 года назад +55

      @@christiankirby8092 Well yeah the dubbed version can never be that great as the original version

  • @sisu411
    @sisu411 2 года назад +81

    "I can do that all day"
    "Yeah I know...."
    And it was at this moment, that Cap realized, how f*cking annoying he must have been 😂😂😂😂

  • @ash4628
    @ash4628 3 года назад +44

    I love how banner was just ready to raise baby Scott

  • @suhima72
    @suhima72 4 года назад +3104

    I love when tony says
    “Go to bed or I will sell your toys”
    It’s really relatable

    • @bloodstainguitars
      @bloodstainguitars 4 года назад +10

      I Just Love Tony he nice Funny

    • @kaylee6289
      @kaylee6289 4 года назад +19

      that's such a tony thing to say even as a dad

    • @batmanthegrower4204
      @batmanthegrower4204 4 года назад +3

      my dad did that but he ain’t even sell then he gave them away

    • @flair1681
      @flair1681 4 года назад +1

      All people who watched this movie and have kids are gonna use that.

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 4 года назад +1

      And also when he said , "that face goes there" I lost it

  • @badedebo767
    @badedebo767 4 года назад +1773

    "Is he asleep?"
    ....
    "No, I'm pretty sure he's dead."

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 4 года назад +3

      I am pretty sure he went Kars.

    • @thecinere4323
      @thecinere4323 4 года назад +1

      @@suckerman7gm is that a jojo refrence

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 4 года назад

      @@thecinere4323 Maybe....

    • @siranonymous_3757
      @siranonymous_3757 4 года назад

      @@suckerman7gm iS tHaT a jOjO rEFErEnCe?

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 3 года назад

      He needs a cheez whiz transfusion to survive.

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Год назад +24

    I just really like Captain Marvel's little giggle at all the hands raised lol.
    We needed more of that wholesomeness and humanity from her in her own movie.

    • @shepherdbrooks7609
      @shepherdbrooks7609 Год назад +2

      Right?? That and her "Hey Peter Parker" are the only moments of her I really enjoyed and saw any personality.
      I really hope she comes in on the last episode of Ms Marvel or something so Kamala can meet her hero. It could be a good chance to humanize Carol more.

  • @peebleshamster5189
    @peebleshamster5189 3 года назад +47

    6:17
    See, Most think that 3 heroes died in endgame, but it's actually 4

  • @AJRoo
    @AJRoo 4 года назад +5112

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He give taco bacc

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 4 года назад +18

      Look up the Hulk Taco Bell meme. It is HILARIOUS!

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 4 года назад +6

      he protecche attacbust most importantlyhe put the stones back!

    • @Buddy.Johnston
      @Buddy.Johnston 4 года назад +3

      AJ Roo at first i thought you said he protecc he attacc but most importantly he give tobacco back

    • @alejandroroa1424
      @alejandroroa1424 4 года назад +9

      Did anyone notice how Hulk gives Scott two tacos but then it looks like Scott receives only ONE?

    • @wickedshadowchester6297
      @wickedshadowchester6297 4 года назад +1

      @sugma toes well that hurt

  • @dominoot2652
    @dominoot2652 4 года назад +3350

    nebula: "Thanos killed my sister."
    Ant-man: "noted."

    • @yes.9731
      @yes.9731 4 года назад +103

      Dominoot he said not it

    • @Gen1Demmi
      @Gen1Demmi 4 года назад +18

      Leah Knight Sorry, Alexi doesn’t speak much English.

    • @yes.9731
      @yes.9731 4 года назад +6

      Deucalion 😂

    • @jakechinn6561
      @jakechinn6561 4 года назад +6

      @@yes.9731 Pretty sure he said 'That it?' I mean one dead sister is literally nothing in the snap.

    • @mastim6617
      @mastim6617 4 года назад +29

      Jake Chinn He definitely said “not it”. He means he doesn’t want to be the one to go to 2014 (cuz of Thanos)

  • @ciaraeverly5259
    @ciaraeverly5259 3 года назад +33

    Hulk giving Scott his tacos is so cute and at the same time, makes me laugh hysterically for some reason

  • @LuminousOriens
    @LuminousOriens 2 года назад +21

    When Tony hugged Pete
    Awww I can't. That's adorable

  • @HailG3
    @HailG3 4 года назад +2121

    Cap: "On my way down to coordinate search and rescue."
    Loki: *"oN mY wAy DoWn tO cOoRdiNatE SeArcH aNd rEsCuE"*

    • @tonyth9240
      @tonyth9240 4 года назад +73

      Yeah that is Loki. Loki just being himself.
      RIP

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 4 года назад +34

      Steve: I can do this all day
      Also Steve: *_I cAn dO ThiS ALl dAY_*

    • @Hanna-rn6ev
      @Hanna-rn6ev 4 года назад +22

      AND IN THE ELEVATOR THE LITTLE WAVE HE GAVE TO HULK LAHWHGSJEBDH

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 4 года назад +3524

    4:49 “I can do this all day.”
    “Yeah I know. *sigh”.*
    Captain America finally realizes how cheesy his line was.

  • @katiebug5283
    @katiebug5283 3 года назад +35

    Morgan’s face when Tony says he’s got some important shit going on is impeccable 😂😂

  • @ronin91975
    @ronin91975 2 года назад +6

    5:03
    "I'm....Totally from the Few-cha"😂🤣🤣

  • @karendinh4123
    @karendinh4123 4 года назад +9375

    nobody:
    peter parker in a life/death situation: *hi im peter parker*

  • @jessicamurphy5553
    @jessicamurphy5553 4 года назад +3200

    4:40 I just noticed Loki going “bye, bye” with his hands 🤣

    • @daliapatino3446
      @daliapatino3446 3 года назад +43

      Haha lol

    • @romina2185
      @romina2185 3 года назад +28

      I noticed when I watched the movie for the first time

    • @sayraaarora5199
      @sayraaarora5199 3 года назад +46

      That too after the hulk smash...god loki ily so so so much

    • @jetskiowner
      @jetskiowner 3 года назад +37

      Yeah Loki's waves get me everytime😂

    • @aly5s1a
      @aly5s1a 3 года назад +41

      Loki is just **chefs kiss**

  • @bibisaraperdebaeva5542
    @bibisaraperdebaeva5542 9 месяцев назад +3

    6:55 aww he is so adorable 🥰

  • @silversnake4395
    @silversnake4395 3 года назад +93

    Why they bully him
    He just trying to eat his taco
    Leave the guy alone

  • @pian816
    @pian816 3 года назад +8765

    “Careful on reentry, there’s an idiot in the landing zone” is one of the most underrated Nebula quotes

    • @afa4766
      @afa4766 3 года назад +30

      😂😂😂

    • @MrSexything3000
      @MrSexything3000 3 года назад +92

      But but theirs also a bench in the “landing zone”

    • @timsmith618
      @timsmith618 3 года назад +281

      I also love Rhodey's nonchalant followup, "What's up, Regular-size Man?"

    • @pian816
      @pian816 3 года назад +144

      @@timsmith618 Bruce: _calmly hands Scott another taco_

    • @thereaper9987
      @thereaper9987 3 года назад +52

      I mean you shouldn't supposed to eat at the landing zone
      It is called "landing zone" for a reason

  • @gavenfoist5784
    @gavenfoist5784 4 года назад +2276

    “as far as i’m concerned that’s aMeRiCa’S aSs” - Scott lang
    “that is america’s” -cap

  • @santaclaus4145
    @santaclaus4145 2 года назад +14

    "It's Scott"
    "As a baby"
    "He'll grow"
    "Bring Scott back"
    "TIME TRAVEL!!!"
    *captain stares at him in small disappointment*

  • @kittyaya3425
    @kittyaya3425 10 месяцев назад +9

    Tony is either an amazing father or rdj is a very good improviser
    0:47 these guys know each other so well that Nat doesn’t even hesitate to say that.

  • @tylerty5194
    @tylerty5194 3 года назад +13011

    I’m just disappointed they missed hulk saying “take the stairs, hate the stairs!”

  • @sgc0115
    @sgc0115 4 года назад +2651

    "That kid on the tv just called me a dickhead again"
    *N O O B M A S T E R*

  • @nika8534
    @nika8534 2 года назад +16

    I'm still convinced that bring Cap, Tony and Scott in one team was the best decision ever 😂

  • @meowmeow2451
    @meowmeow2451 3 года назад +15

    WHEN RHODEY SAID “SO HES AN IDIOT”
    THE DISAPPOINTMENT ON HIS POOR FACE OMG

  • @Clefthedoctor
    @Clefthedoctor 3 года назад +2898

    Therapist: hulk dabbing isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
    Dabbing hulk:

  • @betsyjones822
    @betsyjones822 3 года назад +7588

    Did anyone else see Loki waving at the Hulk as the elevator doors shut?

    • @HauntingMarikh
      @HauntingMarikh 3 года назад +41

      Timestamp?

    • @JassonQuill
      @JassonQuill 3 года назад +215

      @@HauntingMarikh 4:38

    • @ihastigers
      @ihastigers 3 года назад +41

      Is that in a different movie besides endgame?

    • @serenashah4527
      @serenashah4527 3 года назад +42

      @@ihastigers yeah it’s from Avengers 1

    • @jehoiachincabalhin3154
      @jehoiachincabalhin3154 3 года назад +264

      Yeeaahh just saw it. Daamn so that's one of the reason Hulk got angry, he just got rejected from entering the elevator and he saw Loki waving at him lmao

  • @josh800
    @josh800 3 года назад +24

    2:53 confirmed by the directors to be Wong

  • @AB-rm8qc
    @AB-rm8qc 2 года назад +14

    “He murdered my sister”
    *Natalie taking notes in the background*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +18464

    Don't trust edited comments

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 4 года назад +323

      Here's a meme for Cap and Peg's reunion:
      Cap: So, you ready for our dance?
      Peg: Absolutely, but Steve, could you help me with something first? There's this Hydra agent bully that's been bothering me. He calls me bad language words.
      Cap: WHAT?! Grrr...
      *"My Boyfriend's Back" starts playing*

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 4 года назад +54

      @@thunderbird1921 what

    • @godofhammers8955
      @godofhammers8955 4 года назад +24

      @@thunderbird1921 I am confusion...
      Like what?

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 4 года назад +75

      It's a joke reference to Cap being angered by profanity and yelling "Language!" in Age of Ultron. Hope this clarifies.

    • @bigcountry7388
      @bigcountry7388 4 года назад +4

      No I AM IRON MAN

  • @lvmhr
    @lvmhr 4 года назад +3596

    3:54 *dO yOu WaNt To gO tO SpAcE PuPpY?*
    *poor antman just trying to eat his noodles*

    • @Toemeh
      @Toemeh 4 года назад +63

      He always got distracted by eating, in the restaurant, with Rocket and the tacos😔

    • @happily_4everafter
      @happily_4everafter 4 года назад +52

      Rocket is a r a c c o n but calls scott a p u p p y

    • @MrBlue-mm2vd
      @MrBlue-mm2vd 4 года назад +14

      The first time I thought he said: "Do you wanna go to space, PaPi?" Xd

    • @salehabegum4584
      @salehabegum4584 4 года назад +5

      For some reason everytime i really notice him Scott is eating

    • @andreim.g.9299
      @andreim.g.9299 4 года назад +1

      Basically the USSR

  • @densshams5863
    @densshams5863 3 года назад +11

    'the choices were him, or a tree' gets me everytime

  • @SPLiTBalling
    @SPLiTBalling 2 года назад +8

    "He'll GROW!"
    Banner was really just fine with Baby Scott Lang.

  • @Lumbagel_
    @Lumbagel_ 3 года назад +8323

    Tony’s daughter: Shit,
    Tony: No we don’t say that word
    Tony’s daughter: Why are you up?
    Tony: Cause I got some important shit going on!

  • @isaac2990
    @isaac2990 3 года назад +13594

    "That's horrible"
    "Its Thanos..."
    If more heroes thought like that we wouldn't have as many comic books, shows or movies

    • @drhypno6317
      @drhypno6317 3 года назад +357

      I mean he did commit the largest genocide out of any character that I am aware of (at least in film)

    • @isaac2990
      @isaac2990 3 года назад +96

      @@drhypno6317 actually I think Darkseid in the Apokolips war movie topped Thanos as Darkseid left very little alive in his wake

    • @drhypno6317
      @drhypno6317 3 года назад +62

      @@isaac2990 I mean yeah, he fucked the justice league up. (I have seen clips, not the whole film) but is his kill count higher than 'the anus'🤔

    • @palmarinrhea6985
      @palmarinrhea6985 3 года назад +12

      @@drhypno6317 and darkseid fight trigon

    • @cherryontop5615
      @cherryontop5615 3 года назад +3

      I’m the 999th like btw

  • @jeremiahscott2032
    @jeremiahscott2032 2 года назад +32

    4:07 did he say “noted” or “not it”?

    • @atharva3017
      @atharva3017 2 года назад +2

      Not it. As in he's not gonna go on vormir

    • @zed311
      @zed311 2 года назад

      Nut it

  • @Athenabadassinthearena
    @Athenabadassinthearena 2 года назад +5

    The last conversation between Peter Quill and Thor gets me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

  • @Megzero346
    @Megzero346 4 года назад +2144

    "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" gets me every time lol

    • @quinntheperson4422
      @quinntheperson4422 4 года назад +4

      Megzero346, same, xD

    • @rebelfriend6921
      @rebelfriend6921 4 года назад +24

      i salute to that ass

    • @afrogonyourwindowsill299
      @afrogonyourwindowsill299 4 года назад +21

      Tony : *nonchalantly talking about Steve's ass* ya know, that suit really did nothing for your ass.
      Steve: weLL I nEver ToLD yOu TO look AT it!

    • @aaronchars5709
      @aaronchars5709 4 года назад

      Cap put the ass in USA

  • @under3089
    @under3089 4 года назад +8048

    The “noobmaster69” always makes me break down because
    1) it’s basically what adults think of kids today
    2) what adults think of kids is scary realistic
    3) it’s actually Wong

    • @easysnakeoven9052
      @easysnakeoven9052 4 года назад +400

      Tbh I always hated that it was Wong. It would be way better if it was Loki even if he’s dead or a ghost or a rat or whatever he is

    • @inxendere
      @inxendere 4 года назад +150

      wdym it's Wong

    • @under3089
      @under3089 4 года назад +479

      Incendere Moonlite- In a tweet, the Russo brothers revealed that the person who was playing Fortnight against Thor under the name “noobmaster69” was Wong.

    • @kingcobra2596
      @kingcobra2596 4 года назад +510

      @@under3089 So you mean to tell me that Wong, a grown ass man, was crying after Thor told him that he was gonna beat him up?

    • @under3089
      @under3089 4 года назад +124

      King Cobra apparently so lol

  • @JaredSafren
    @JaredSafren 3 года назад +9

    Tony Stark Parenting 101:
    How to get your kid(s) to go to sleep-
    “Go to bed or ill sell all your toys”

  • @lucifermorningstar3709
    @lucifermorningstar3709 2 года назад +7

    The “He’ll grow!” by Bruce is perhaps the best line in all of Marvel

  • @fluffbunny7289
    @fluffbunny7289 4 года назад +2272

    "Hey Peter Parker, got something for me?"
    "You'll get your rent when you *FiX tHiS dAmN dOoR!"*

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 4 года назад +67

      "I need to beat up an old lady with a stick to get this. "

    • @MARC-555
      @MARC-555 4 года назад +15

      Ara ara Peter Kun

    • @amon8977
      @amon8977 4 года назад +12

      @@MARC-555 damn it man. I suddenly remembered the hentai about that scene.

    • @MacNcheese619
      @MacNcheese619 4 года назад +6

      ah, I see you’re of culture as well

    • @jashollow7744
      @jashollow7744 4 года назад +1

      I dazzle no

  • @Wise_ghost
    @Wise_ghost 4 года назад +3797

    “Go cry to your father you little weasel.”
    Is it just me or does that sound like a Harry Potter reference?

    • @aleahpowell5524
      @aleahpowell5524 4 года назад +136

      Norah Lejbik it sounds like something Malfoy would say to Harry lol 😆 even though Malfoy was the one who mad eye moody turned into a weasel 😂😂😂

    • @fh4justin563
      @fh4justin563 4 года назад +53

      Aleah Powell, actually a ferret, but the humour remains. (;

    • @ooooo2680
      @ooooo2680 4 года назад +8

      Oh yea

    • @anavybluemystery3486
      @anavybluemystery3486 4 года назад +39

      yeah kinda thing draco would say to ron
      tho harry could say it to draco with all his 'my father will hear about this'

    • @LamLe-M.O.C
      @LamLe-M.O.C 4 года назад +31

      "Go cry to your father you little Weasley"

  • @X.ChristianoBangnaldo.X
    @X.ChristianoBangnaldo.X 11 месяцев назад +2

    Tony calling Rocket a Build-a-bear and Rocket's reaction hits different after GOTG Vol.3

  • @MysticSarahh
    @MysticSarahh 3 года назад +9

    I love how when Rocket sees Thor again, he looks up at Hulk like "Are you f*cking serious?" and he returns one like "Sadly, yes."

  • @hannahscott5695
    @hannahscott5695 4 года назад +2640

    Cap: On my way back to coordinate search and rescue.
    Loki: *oN mY wAy bAcK tO cOorDinAte sEaRch aNd ReScUe*

    • @AMinnie
      @AMinnie 4 года назад +33

      Hannah Scott this comment is so underrated 😂😂😂😂

    • @superstarpyromusic
      @superstarpyromusic 4 года назад +8

      💀💀

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 4 года назад +30

      Now I really want one of the What If? Stories to be Cap and Loki teaming up.

    • @ChairDoorMan
      @ChairDoorMan 4 года назад +5

      I mean honestly how do you keep your food down?

    • @kit15925
      @kit15925 4 года назад +15

      Thor: sHuT uP
      Loki: *blink blink*

  • @BigBForBoss
    @BigBForBoss 4 года назад +3459

    "it's a baby."
    "It's Scott."
    *"AS A BABY!"*
    *"he'll grow. "*
    Idk why but that comedic timing of both cap and hulk is perfect lol

    • @ITZNIG3L
      @ITZNIG3L 4 года назад +11

      Vega bring Scott back :(

    • @SupaDupaGuy
      @SupaDupaGuy 4 года назад +39

      They were planning on leaving him as a baby😂😂😂

    • @patzandor
      @patzandor 4 года назад +18

      Imagine if they just left him as a baby and let him grow

    • @BigBForBoss
      @BigBForBoss 4 года назад +34

      @@patzandor a spin-off movie where all the Avengers take turns babysitting baby Scott

    • @teaspoon9687
      @teaspoon9687 4 года назад

      @@BigBForBoss That would be great.

  • @V_0777
    @V_0777 3 года назад +5

    3:20 Loved Rhodey's moments LMAO

  • @FetishonyoutubeURL
    @FetishonyoutubeURL 3 года назад +5

    4:23 the greatest line ever.

  • @kelseyrobinson1917
    @kelseyrobinson1917 4 года назад +3125

    "I get emails from a raccoon" "the choices were him or a tree" "yOu'rE rEPeAtiNg yoUrSeLf"
    Just the concept of this film is chaotic enough to be a meme by itself.

    • @elielizgnocchi9419
      @elielizgnocchi9419 4 года назад +33

      You’re repeating yourself you’re repeating yourself.

  • @golisopodgaming2201
    @golisopodgaming2201 4 года назад +10045

    "Thats a baby"
    "It's Scott "
    "As a baby"
    "He'll grow"
    "Bring Scott back!"
    One of the best parts of the whole mcu

    • @carlycraig4047
      @carlycraig4047 4 года назад +267

      Steve was so done 😂

    • @Sodium-Chloride
      @Sodium-Chloride 4 года назад +70

      This is an underrated comment tbh

    • @McQueenFAN95
      @McQueenFAN95 4 года назад +119

      “You were kidding right?”
      “I don’t know we’re talking about time travel, either all of it’s a joke or none of it is”

    • @spideygirl13
      @spideygirl13 4 года назад +77

      i see this as an absolute win

    • @raywilly6830
      @raywilly6830 4 года назад +19

      I see this as an absolute win.

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 3 года назад +11

    I am very shocked that Hawkeye’s meme worthy “Don’t do that. *Don’t give me hope* “ line was not in this video

  • @roshaankhan6748
    @roshaankhan6748 3 года назад +24

    “is he asleep”
    “no, no i’m pretty sure he’s dead”