Every Joke In The Avengers
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“he’s my brother”
“he killed 80 people in 2 days”
“he’s adopted.”
I love how once that saved the world they just eating and chilling
Ow wwto dmls gg gn should rovrrrbzd
I would like to see the sucide squad 2021😂
@@alichehab5804 Why exactly did you copy the 2 top comments?
“he’s my brother”
“he killed 80 people in 2 days”
“he’s adopted.”
80, 80 PEOPLE IN 2 DAYS
80 people* not 82
@@loganbigmo the extra two kills must be loki accidentally stepping on ants, you guys
@@goodnight01687 he said peoples
@@izzykylblanco4525 #equalrightsforants #antsarepeopletoo
i love how loki thought he was so slick for catching that arrow only for it to blow up in his face 😭
I think, many years later he had some respect for it.. Not everyday a normal (not dna changed ) human can surprise him like that..
@@ninabriesch4184 totally. he made fun of thor for always falling for his tricks so i’m sure he respected a non-god tricking him instead
Like that smile was so smug and then kaBOOM
Quite literally
Part of me thinks he didn’t really care. He’s a god. Not sure an explosive from a mortal has the power to do much to him.
You can really see how RDJ's sense of humor built the MCU. His tempo, pace, and subject matter, it all became the gold standard of MCU jokes.
And now that gold standard is rusty old pipes. Love phase 4 :)
@@FruitJuice1009 Vut?
@@Adirondaque jokes in the mcu now are lowest tier garbage of any large franchise right now.
@@FruitJuice1009 not as bad as Dc or Star Wars
Even in Thor ragnorok the entire movie was movie was imp-prove
Fun Fact: Robert Downey Jr hide in the set snacks from when he was bored, the staff couldn't stop him from doing it so they let him keep the snacks... When he offer Bruce and captain the blueberries, it was because he was bored
Yeah, most people have seen that video already.
@@jimmyreece5781two years later and I still havent haha
And hungry … lol
i knew that, its one of my absolute favourite fun facts
When you see your sister wearing your mom's clothes
"DOTH MOTHER KNOW YOU WEARETH HER DRAPES?"
It's doth mother know you wereth her drapes
@ars sanitas only took 3 tries by 3 different people
@@skriddlehiddles I love this comment
@@vinnylatoria4478 haha thank you
It's a line from Hamlet.
thor: "listen well, brother. I-"
*got dragged by tony*
loki: "im listening."
One of my Favourites
Those mother know you weareth her drapes😂😂
Yep...and
@@comarcampbell365 listen well metal man
WE PLAYED FORTNITE TOGETHER..
"What does Fury want me to do, swallow it?" is still one of my favorite Bruce Banner lines of all time. I love Avengers 1's take on Banner as a sardonic, jaded person who's this odd mix of self-assured and self-loathing.
Fury: It worked once, why not twice?
the problem with having bruce banner as a character is that hes incredibly polarising, he's either the biggest threat of whatever media hes in or a complete joke, its difficult to land the sweet spot with him and while the avengers (being one of my favourite movies) did a good job at taking him to a unique place i can tell that it would have gotten old quickly and left little for his character to go
Despite how iconic and hilarious the scene at 10:53 is, I think this actually does a nice job at showing how much leader material Cap is made of. Despite only knowing Hulk for a little bit, he was able to learn the best way to communicate with him without making Hulk upset or enraged.
It was also an excellent order in itself. Guiding Hulk to fight away from ground level not only draws enemy attention away from people trying to evacuate and helps out the only two original Avengers who can fly, but also reduces the chances of Hulk injuring bystanders by mistake.
@@BipedBD this x10^24
I love how once that saved the world they just eating and chilling
I mean what else would you do
@@kirkcalixte6671 orgy
@@documentedmentaldegenerati9030 I think you mean a gang bang since there only one female and also WTF!!!
@@kirkcalixte6671 imagine
Shawarma is pretty awesome
"It seems to run on some form of electricity."
Ironically, the "Old Man Captain America" jokes never get old.
They left out "well, you're not wrong."
“Pretty spry for an older fellow” 😂
I think the scene where hulk tosses Loki around like a rag doll and mutters “puny god” as Loki moans and groans in pure pain is my favorite.
I just love he tossed him around and in the middle of it he stops and looks at Loki before going right back to tossing him.
Loki: ENOUGH!! I am a GOD! and I will not be bullied by some BIG...!!
Que Hulk throwing him around: "BANG!! BANG!! BANG!!" walks off. "Puny god"
Loki: *Pained groans*
Which makes the scene in ragnarok so much better "that's how it feels!" lol
I actually prefer the jokes in this phase of marvel, the jokes are part of the film not constant and in your face. They're also subtle. So great
"On your left"
They very much feel like real things actual people might say.
This video can be summarized by 6:16:
Steve: “Is everything a joke to you?”
Tony: “Funny things are.”
Can't argue 😂
True lol 😂
You’re not wrong
616!
I love how steve gets curios when tony says that the one guy is playing galaga
He probably doesn't even know what galaga is at this point
It was toned weirdly well when I read this like, second or something after I watched that part lmaoo
I heard that, that line was unscripted and they changed the scenes to make it fit. RDJ said it off the cuff and it was hilarious
@@icy7472 Yeah, the entire scene where the guy opens it back up is compeltely because RDJ says that improv, and the sound effects you can hear.
@@deathwrow9652 Yeah, you can tell why these actors get paid the big bucks. All individually hilarious and embody their role tremendously
"He's my brother"
"He killed 80 people in two days"
"He's adopted"
I'm still fucking losing it🤣🤣🤣😭
I do not understand this joke
@@ericwu4242 What!?😃
@@ericwu4242 no me neither
@@ericwu4242loki is adopted but him and thor grew up like brothers. So he alwsy considers him his brother no matter what they even address each other as brother. Thor stated that Loki is his brother, in an emotional way, but when Nat said he killed 80 people in 2 days, Thor changed his statement to He's adopted syaing that Thor and Loki don't have a blood relation and that Thor dose not condemn his brother killing all these people.
@@user-bv4nq8co9hI gave an answer just read it, it's in the replies
I love the chemistry between the characters in this. The first Avengers is definitely cheesy at times, but I love it
Theyre fun superiors “people”
I love the 2 employees in the shawarma joint going about their tasks normally.
Just another day in NYC
They gotta feed themselves.
And the superheroes do not talk to each other, like if there is no battle in the horizon then they don't have nothing in common.... but that will change.
They get paid by the hour
Everything pops off in NYC .😂
Guard: "Saw the whole thing: fell right through the roof, big and green and buck-ass nude. You an alien?"
Banner: "Naw."
Guard: "Well, then, son, you've got a condition."
This scene would have been legendary if the guard would have been stan lee.
@@DivyaSingh-pi7nt Would have been iconic if Bill Bixby had been alive to be the guard.
@@DivyaSingh-pi7nt would be iconic if that guard returns in she hulk
@@superduperman6535 would be iconic if the guard got his own spin-off show
Banner : i know i know
8:58 when Tony realizes that he's also a full tilt diva who wants wines, parties and wants a monument builtto the sky with his name plastered
and where Loki would be setting up his device
"I recognize that The Council has made a decision, but given that it is a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it!"
Could not have picked a better actor to play Fury than Samuel freaking Jackson.
Fury was originally a stereotypical white man, but a number of decades ago they rewrote him based on Samuel L Jackson. To get the budget where they could get Samuel L Jackson to actually play him was the endgoal for Stan Lee
@@korenn9381 in the main timeline he's white. In the ultimate universe he's black and acts exactly like Samuel L Jackson.
Fury: Ten bucks says you are wrong
*10 minutes later*
Rogers: *Gives ten bucks*
I loved that scene. Im glad i caught that part.
A man that honors his word.
Why did I think for many years he was just being polite and tipping Fury 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
He is an old man acting like an old man
I tough he was paying for the hellicarrier
The Russian who was questioning Nat and got offended when she called him a moron made me die from laughter
Idk why i just couldn't stop laughing
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those deserve to get called moron indeed no matter what your races are
Bcs. You are moron to
Takes one to
i love thor saying "i have unfinished business with loki."
and HAWKEYE of all people responds to that with "yea?" "get in line." 😂😂
“I recognize that the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it.”
Probably my favorite quote from Fury.
“I thought humans were more evolved then this”
“Excuse me, do we come to your planet and blow stuff up?”
Always gets me
Honestly they probably would if they could.
@@CosmicGoku529 true
Im pretty sure theres a whole movie about that
Its about blue monkis or something i dont really remember the actual plot but it had blue people
@@abrahampichardo9440 you mean Avatar?
@@SalilRawatSaxena No Avatar had a kid with a blue arrow on his head. The movie he's talking about is FernGully. Or was it Disney's Pocahontas? Or Dances with Wolves? I forget.
So many great jokes .. watched this movie too many times .. but Samual L Jackson’s and RD Jr’s lines always get me .. they are naturally funny..
@Blue The Velociraptor I don’t know, I get what you mean but personally I like that it makes them have a different feel than some other hero movies that are mainly just focused on action - especially since marvel movies tend to focus so much on the characters as individuals
..
@Blue The Velociraptor then marvel isn't for you
HIS FIRST NAME IS *AGENT*.
@Raptor Blue Cry about it 😭
Tony's eyeroll at Cap when he said he understood that reference 😂😂😂😂
I thought I was the only one to notice it
Dude idk if it was just me but the “I have a plan… ATTACK.” line was sooo badass I LOVED IT especially with the look back
"I thought we were having a moment"
"I was having 12 percent of a moment"
*Tony gives Pepper the Annoyed Look™*
I read this comment then 3 seconds later it played. 😮
Rocket: 12 percent? (Laughs "realistically")
The fact that there are *thirteen minutes* of jokes is amazing.
That's what tends to happen when you hire Joss Whedon
@@lclark2132 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "The Body" (season 5, episode 16)
@@lclark2132 don’t hire him for dc movies
@@Deadchannel1737 Too late. They hired him 5 years ago to direct Justice League.
Is it just me, or did a few of these jokes not make it into final movies-? Deleted scenes?
"Listen well, Brother"
*Iron Man tackles Thor*
"I'm listening"
11:14 that never gets old 🤣
“his first name is agent” lmaoo classic
I love how Cap just confirms there’s only one God in passing and nobody got angry at that
they all respected his opinion :)
To be far he would be wrong anyways. There are many gods in Marvel. Yahweh which is what people call God now is just the God of Earth in the Marvel universe.
@Sarcastimation they are not Gods. Odine himself said to loki. They live, they die. They are not gods.
@Sarcastimation someone’s never watched avengers if he thinks Loki and Thor are gods in the MCU
@Sarcastimation alright nerd
Stark has got THE best lines in all of history, y'-all cant argue with that.
Some actors like RDJ just have fantastic line delivery. It makes practically every one of their lines a win in my book
Coulson being that awkward geeky dad is always a plus... So glad he kept that all throughout Agents of SHIELD
Oh yeah
Legit, no bullshit question. Two actually.
1: is it worth watching?
2: how do they handle the events of the films? I'm not sure when the series stopped so I don't know if infinity war was ever on the cards but winter soldier was probably a big deal.
@@niallreid7664 1. Yes
2. Erm it’s part of a different time line and doesn’t interfiere with the movies
@@Jumpman16 Ah thanks for answering. That's funny, they advertised it as being part of the movie universe when it launched.
@VistaCorp I see thank you
“You people are so petty… and tiny.”
How could you cut off that iconic line?!
5 years later, Thor in Ragnarok:
"It was a mutual dumping"
"I'm the strongest Avenger"
Guess spending all that time with humans made him more like us
In Ragnorak:
Thor to Hulk: "You're STUPID AVENGER"
Hulk to Thor: "YOU TINY AVENGER"
Meanwhile humans who Thor called tiny a few years ago: YES! THAT'S HOW IT FEELS
@@stevendchu To be fair, he is the strongest avenger so id say hes ok to say that
@@Heavenly_Buddha I don't know dr.strange has some cool tricks up his sleeve, but thor would still defeat him but it would be hard
If I've learned anything from Doctor Who, it's that if a good alien says that Humans are petty and alien, that means they're going bad.
"ever heard the tale of Jonah?"
"I wouldn't consider him a role model..."
Stark and Jarvis are iconic
Cap's interaction with the police is still the funniest part of this film for me. I have no idea why
2:42 having tony stark and bruce banner and still referencing Stephen Hawking has to be one the nicest respect moments out there
Stephen Hawking in this universe must've done and discovered some weird shit its marvel universe after all
This aged well
@@irishcorn7140 like fine wine 🤣
I love how they start a joke an end it 20-30 minutes later
The one where cap pays fury? Or "ant. Boot."
@@cheyennedringman9716
Stark: u want a drink?
Loki, 15 minutes: i'll have that drink
(Any joke)
10 bucks
Put on the suit 😂
There are also the things that play out referencing previous movies like "Cap" & "on your left".
This movie holds up so well. Crazy to think its been nearly 10 years.
The Avengers films have a lot of great comedic moments but if you watched this movie in a theater, you'd remember how hard the crowd laughed at Hulk throwing Loki around.
Tony: That man is playing Galaga, thought we wouldn't notice 😂😂
Later
Man playing Galaga proceeds after all conversations are over
Also later: Avengers play real life Galaga
@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 actually that was a ester egg
This is one of rdj on the spot improvised right, so they actually adding a scene one of worker playing galaga and become well known meme galaga guy
my favorite moment of the movie
“Do you know what it feels like, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you?”
“I think I would just cut the wire...”
*Cap and Stark’s personalities in a nutshell*
Let’s be real stark owned cap
@@jonathanma531 it's either or really. Caps humility vs Starks snarky wit. That way the fans have a foothold in their own opinion of their favorite.
And yet in the end, when it counted, Tony was willing to lay down on the wire - "I am Iron Man."
@@carlfromtheoc1788 yep, son of a guy
Rogers: conventional solution.
Stark: technical solution.
To make an analogy, Roger's is a regular police officer, or SWAT team member.
Meanwhile, Stark is a bomb-squad tech. One of those guys who put on half a ton of body armor and then go try to assess or disarm live bombs at ground zero.
"he's my brother"
"he killed 80 people in a day"
"adopted brother"
got me cracking
The humour in this film was top notch, it just feels so natural and unforced, it often works with the scenes and doesn't ruin the tension. You can tell where Robert Downey Jr carries the film's humour, allowing the other characters to still be serious in these scenes.
Fun fact: Chris Evans (Captain America) at the end credit scene when they're eating shwarma, you can notice hes hiding his face, in which case he was growing a beard for an upcoming role in snow piercer
Dude had me rolling with how quick he changed from "he's my brother" to "he's adopted" at 5:00 😂🤣
5:10
There's some irony. Tony calls Thor "Point Break", which is funny because the same year this movie was released (2012) a remake of Red Dawn was released. Chris Hemsworth was in the remake, playing Jed Eckert, the same role played by Patrick Swayze in the 1984 film. Sawyze later appeared in the movie Point Break in 1991.
Loki: "I have an army"
Stark: "We have a hulk"
*Me: "And I have parents"*
🤔🤔☠️☠️
"Well performance issues not UNcommon.
1 out of 5-“
*strangled vigorously* 😂😂😂
12:42 And to think, Marvel didn’t add this scene in the movie until 2 days after its Hollywood premiere
And Chris Evans is using his hand to cover the prosthetic over his jaw hiding the beard he has for the other movie he was filming at the time they came back to film this!
6:11 I just realized he said “huge bag of weed” 💀
"What's it look like in there?"
"It seems to run on some form of electricity."
"...Well, you're not wrong."
I love at 12:02 tony just lifts his arm a little and drops it’s knowing it’s over
The funniest scene in the entire movie, is the shwarma scene.
No talk, no serious moves, only uncomfortable silence.
It never gets old
Chris Evans is using his hand to hide a prosthetic on his jaw thats covering the beard he has for another movie he was shooting at the time since they had to come back to film this one scene months after the movie had wrapped.
@@kevinfleming9919 Even better.
RDR 2 is Op right
That was a great moment but my favourite part is either the adopted line or the hulk punch.
" Loki is a full-tilt diva he wants flowers he want parades he wants monument built to the sky with his name on it"🤣
11:17 "I recognized the council has made the decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it" is fucking gold
10:15 Cop : Why the heck should i take orders from you?!...
Cap ripes out the arm of the Alien
Cops goes into hyper mode...
I thought nobody else noticed this 😭
This should be at least 10 hours long considering that all the movies have a joke in it everytime somebody talks
@Blue The Velociraptor just cause something ain’t funny to you doesn’t mean it isn’t for everyone else
@@Platinum199 it isn't for everyone else tho
@@nickpenaranda725 nothing is for everyone else, there’s nothing that everyone in the world likes. Most people enjoy the jokes
@@Platinum199 correction: most mcu fans
@@nickpenaranda725 some of my friends that aren’t even fans of the MCU enjoy them, I don’t think it’s just MCU fans lmao.
Bruce at the end just nodding at nothing and then looking back down at his food is the most realistic thing I’ve ever seen
Black Widow acknowledging Tony’s statement about being a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, makes it 10x worth it.
This was really such a dope movie. I remember watching this countless times and still enjoying it because it really does feel like what a first Avengers movie should be.
Very nostalgic!
"you saw?"
"the whole thing, right thru the ceiling. big and green and buck-ass nude .....are you an alien?"
"naw*
"well then son, you have a condition*
5:01 hahaha adopted
10:13 and he following his order
10:30 yeah most heroic entering scene
11:35 hahaha yeah
13:00 yeah the funniest part 🤣
i love how these videos always have enough jokes to somewhat understand the plot
All this time it never occurred to me that cap got the flying monkey reference not because he was old but because he was the governments flying monkey after he first took the serum
I thought it was because wizard of oz came out in the 1930s so he could’ve seen it before he went in the ice
I mean at this point it might as well be both. I'm still inclined to think he meant Oz but if anything First Avenger with him doing his doodling gives it a nice double meaning.
He got it because he'd seen the Wizard of Oz when it came out in 1939.
flying monkey is a term meaning the people that those with (narrcisistic personality disorder) use to do their bidding and dirty work.
Coleson was so happy that he was standing next to Captain America! His vintage set! Why did he have to die!!!!
But…he didn’t really die.
Go watch agents of shield now!!
He did but he didn't, I suggest watching Agents of Shield
Son of Coul lives.
@@James.D.B. non canon 😪
"I recognize that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it." Best line hands down
3:58 i love his response: "There's only one God ma'am,"
5:53 moment before get fired by fury
ikr
The scene where Banner rocks the cradle while he says "Well, I don't every time get what I want" breaks my heart. He knows that even if he is fertile, there's probably no woman who could survive the pregnancy, assuming the fetus inherited some form of his abilities.
i had a stroke reading this
@@billyle1597 I'm sorry. Compound sentences difficult for you?
@@woodrobin i dont all the time get what i want tf
Assuming the foetus inherited some of Banner’s abilities, he knew that no woman could possibly survive the pregnancy. Even if he was fertile.
( the scene where Banner rocks the cradle and says, “I don’t get what I want all the time” )
Breaks my heart! ❤️🥺😭
In retrospect it feels like it was a subtle call out to the comic where Betty passed away from radiation sickness while presumably expecting. Though being Ross was still around I can't imagine Betty died in the MCU following Incredible Hulk. So perhaps more indicative of how he's going to be alone without someone he can live alongside of and build a life together. Not mourning a person but mourning a dream.
"Are you nuts?"
"Jury's out."
Nobodys quicker with the wit than Tony
6:29 Fun fact the food right here was 100% improvised it was away so he was allowed to eat during the movie and the producers let us stay in
I would love to see Nat and Clint's Budapest trip
Edit: I love how everyone in the comment section wants to know what happened in Budapest too♥️
I was thinking the EXACT same thing😂
DON’T WE ALL!?
I'm pretty sure they show part of it in the Black Widow movie, where she gets that little girl killed
@@captainace1277 that was in Russia itself I think. In Budapest there are 2 holes in the wall and someone asks Nat
"What kind of bullets make holes like that?"
"Arrows"
That's exactly what I thought the Black Widow movie should've been about, I almost wanted it to be one of Marvel's darkest movies since Natasha's backstory is so dark and sickening
That moment when Tony figured how similar he is to Loki
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Drax was actually in all of these scenes, he was just standing so incredibly still
Tony: "His first name is agent."
Also Tony: "Why is he 'Phil'?"
7:39 foreshadowed at the highest level
"It seems to run on some form of electricity."
"Well, you're not wrong."
"I have a plan! Attack"
That wasn't a joke. It was simply badass!
“and you pissed off one other person…his name is phil”
lolol
Thor: “He’s my brother”
Black Widow: “He killed 80 people in 2 days”
Thor: “…..he’s adopted”
They left out one of my favourites. The helocarrier is crashing.
Fury: head south
Navigation guy: Navigation is down.
Fury: is the sun coming up?
NG:yes
Fury: put it on our left!
Looove it!!
I love how Coulson is just waiting patiently on the phone while Black Widow kicks ass....LITERALLY with her hands tied behind her back AND in a dress. lol
If Thor can charge Tony's suit to 400%, why doesn't he do it again? Tony's always losing power, so why not keep him charged with lightning?
he does, as a combo move
Endgame??????
There is such a thing as _overcharging_ you know. Anyways, Thor charged Tony's suit in Endgame when they fought Thanos
If he doesn't it too much it could fry his circuits
*O v e r C h a r g i n g*
RDJ: How does Fury even see this?
Hill: He Turns.
RDJ: sounds exhausting....
THAT MAN IS PLAYING GALAGA. 😂
*Galaga
THOUGHT WE WOULDN’T NOTICE
@@rubylucylefty but we did 🤣
"There's only one God man,... and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that!" 😂😂😂😂
Tony:”you really have a lid on it”
“What’s your secret mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?”
Am I the only one who finds it a bit ironic for cap to call out iron man and ask him who he is without the suit, when he got all his strength from an injection.
And he didn't even made the injection, at least tony made is own "power"
@BLAZE_XTREME Yeah, but that doesn't work against the bad people, we're not talking about a kids cartoon.
Endgame literally proves you wrong though.
Tony says everything special about Steve is the serum, and he proves him wrong by being worthy of Thor’s powers.
Steve says Tony wouldn’t make the sacrifice play, Tony sacrifices himself to kill Thanos.
Steve was always worthy, by that logic powerful.
Steve was always worthy mate.
I suppose he’s special because he’s basically incorruptible and worthy of Thor’s hammer
9:13 u got the glowstick of destiny lmaooo
I love seeing Steve Rogers being an old man.
Fun Fact: During the shwarma scene, the reason Cap isnt eating is because he was working on the Snowpiercer movie at the time so he had a full beard going. he was wearing a prosthetic jaw to hide it, but it looked terrible and he couldnt eat while wearing it so thats why hes sitting there looking bored. (It was also filmed in LA)
12:43 I've always wondered if they're in an awkward silence or a comfortable silence.
Same
From their body language it seems a bit closer to the latter, but then again I'm not great at reading social cues
Comfortable. They're just in shock so they're not talking
Should be "exhausted, comfortable silence."
"Super heroes in newyork? Give me a break!"
Meanwhile literally every universe has heroes..
In New York
😂 I love his cameos
Steve over here straight up calling Stark Tower ugly, i’m proud of him and feel bad for him at the same time.
9:31 "we have a hulk" - Iron Man
Infinity War: "we have a hulk" Loki