@@youraveragerobloxkid ESPECIALLY by societal pressure actually. If what I've watched on RUclips about China is legitimate, it's stressful even in your supposed free time over there.
FYI, as a Chinese myself I found it funny that the bottom right sentence means "Into the factory failing once". Meaning he is going to work as a slave in the factory after failing once.
The orange text says "(if I) fall down once (I will go) straight to the factory (to work)" which is kinda funny because having to work in a factory is considered a failiure in Chinese society
I love how his keyboard is still somehow functioning after half of it is gone 1:04 I know it's possible for it to work like that, it's just a lovely detail.
if the video continue u will find he took a new keyboard to replace this one.he got piles of same keyboards,it's pretty cheap,usually around 3＄,even cheaper
he sound and play like a monkey, golden freddy, literally chainsaw man and the personification of Benson's anger issues. Also the man reward himself with panties.
Maybe it has something to do with that spamming crouch while in the air as to land to a platform, as I'm seeing him spamming a key using his pinky, probably the ctrl button
same, not to mention crouch jumping near boxes or elevated places you wouldn't usually get over with a regular jump to glitch and actually get over them
@@zashhasautismo6301i think it’s because instead of the top half of the model “crouching”down, it’s the bottom half scrunching up and makes the model smaller. (This is all my thinking. I have no game design experience)
0:03 Golden Freddy 0:16 Golden Freddy (again) 0:22 Element 79 Frederick 0:27 Golden Freddy with a chainsaw 0:32 Cassidy's animatronic-like physical(?) representation of her spirit (Golden Freddy) 0:39 Monkey 0:43 Gnome 0:50 average Discord moderator 0:56 Half-Life 2 stalker 1:04 Crazy Dave
the real reason china limited the screen time to 3 hours
More like the consequences of limited play time. Thank you Xi for taking care of his people's mental health
@@DadaduduxD Don't worry, any adults at 4h+ gametime gets to join the rehab camp instead.
HAHAHAHAHAH
So that's the reason 😅
2007 STI impreza?
This feels like a fever dream
This true but I got more laughing for saw guy smell of girl lol
What a rollercoaster of emotions
Auuuugh 😂
Cassidy
This is offensively accurate
A lot of things feels uncanny in this video and I can't exactly describe it
Its probably the loud keyboard noises while the character looks like its fucking skittering like a crab on air
Idk about uncanny, just feels forbidden like an inside joke and now it's recommended to us
crossfire just feels like that, on top of the fact that this cc posts modded content
Its Chinese Garena FreeFire I thinc
@@isp5953 this is crossfire dude
0:24 bro he rages like golden freddy💀
Fr
Correct!
😂😂
fr
looooooooool
*snifs*
*tries to do jump, fails.*
*screams in eldritch, dies*
Refuses to elaborate further
@@rezer9790 *destroys keyboard and leaves*
Karma
Blud think he shrek
You miss the happy monkey noise
Least deranged Crossfire fans
Ambatukam
omg love i love batu khan. great movie
I used to play crossfire. Can relate
@@quincy3367 that climax was amassing
Fr fr 💀💀
I can't get over the fact that this man has a censor button dedicated solely to him bring able to sniff a free model's groin without getting banned
Being cross fire that girl is prob 20 bucks.
He was like: INHALE
He needed to sniff for motivation lmao
@@nachosrule6985to damage his keyboard?
@@maltheartistme to make the jump doofus
1:02 bro fr turned into a pillager 😭
lmao
dude looked at the characters bottom and lost soon after
he said 'im not going to play anymore' in chinese lol
Wow he does sound like a pillager when hit lol
Bro egg 0:48 💀💀💀
a gamer in his most pure state, unphased by the chains of societal pressure
He's seeming pretty damn phased to me.
@Dman Xi Ching Eater
@@Manglet762 not by societal pressure
@@youraveragerobloxkid ESPECIALLY by societal pressure actually. If what I've watched on RUclips about China is legitimate, it's stressful even in your supposed free time over there.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE LIES OF SOCIETY
lyrics: ⌨😡😤⌨😡😡⌨😡⌨😡⌨😤😡😃😄🐵😄🐵👃😮💨🇨🇳🉐🥢😡🐅🔨
Lyrics 💀
🟡🐻
When you're happy, you understand the lyrics
When you're sad, you UNDERSTAND the lyrics ✊😞
Jamming to this rn
😂
FYI, as a Chinese myself I found it funny that the bottom right sentence means "Into the factory failing once". Meaning he is going to work as a slave in the factory after failing once.
Sounds more like he's off to be a pirate.
You lied
You lied
You lied
You lied
Bro really said "🏍🏍🏍🏍🐵🐵🐵😏👃👃😩😁🤬"
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIYYYHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this man resembles the power of a big yellow teddy bear
Five
Nights
At
's
Five Sequential Evenings at Sir Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbearington’s Abode
The orange text says "(if I) fall down once (I will go) straight to the factory (to work)" which is kinda funny because having to work in a factory is considered a failiure in Chinese society
What orange text
ah yes, the only true logical result to failure. get turned into a slave ☠️
@@fabo-desu it's the yellow one at the bottom right
Steven!
Isn't a farming job even worse? But nowadays people are desperate to get factory work
Bro's yelling like a fnaf jumpscare when he misses the first jump
ong 💀💀
Bro's turn into Golden Freddy fr
Goofy legs jumpscare
He became an arbiter
you saw the fnaf video too, huh
I remember this guy, he broke like 30 keyboards in one stream😂 dude just pulls out a fresh one right after and breaks that one too
What's his name?
@@greendoritoman2464 cfseven77
@@greendoritoman2464cfseven
What social media app?
who?
0:48 nah not him staring at the characters ass for motivation 💀💀💀
Literally me
he sniffed it 💀💀💀
@@visikit becaues he a monkey
I’m coming inside it
he didnt just stare he defiled it
Ah. So Golden Freddy's VA is practicing his voice for the FNAF movie. Good on him.
Didn't know there was a chinese dub for it
@@PgpxdApparently Fnaf chinese version is starred by Winnie The Pooh as the main character instead of freddy
0:49 is vile 💀
“Sssssssss- hughhhhhhhhh😤”
bro needed the sustenance to keep going
smelling salts activated
Bro really said “😤🎥 🍑 “
fr what a weirdo 💀💀💀
0:28 bro turned into Golden Freddy
Play in x0,5
Then he became a chainsaw💀
I love how his keyboard is still somehow functioning after half of it is gone 1:04
I know it's possible for it to work like that, it's just a lovely detail.
The case broke the membrane thingy intact and you can see it’s plugged in lmao
rip the keyboard didn’t deserve this
Post-morten
You can actually do some pretty cool stuff with only the keyboard membrane and circuit, but yeah still rip keyboard
if the video continue u will find he took a new keyboard to replace this one.he got piles of same keyboards,it's pretty cheap,usually around 3＄,even cheaper
0:03 golden freddy
Real
Real
Man turned into a pillager at 1:02
Underatted comment lol
lmao
Mr bean I think
Lmaoo
0:56 Pov: you failed art school
0:28 at 0.5x speed, you're welcome
Golden Freddy 💀💀💀
Chubaka
Golden freddy origin
What?
@@FangiGqngi golden chubaka
He sounds like he had a lifetime worth of bottled anger and he finally decided to release it in this game
nah he sounds like golden freddy fazbear
@@TEAMWHIRLWINDINTERCEPTI mean, lore-wise, same thing
Just like all gamers
he sound and play like a monkey, golden freddy, literally chainsaw man and the personification of Benson's anger issues.
Also the man reward himself with panties.
@@BanOvil_schlong The fact I know all three references is concerning
the reason this is so funny to me is that he isnt even falling that far down. He loses nothing. He can just go back up why is he so mad about this
Limited time to
play games
you'd think that you can tell by his reactions thats he's been at it for a while,
you don't know this feeling of despair💀💀😭😭
@@Crab20665 lmao
Maybe it has something to do with that spamming crouch while in the air as to land to a platform, as I'm seeing him spamming a key using his pinky, probably the ctrl button
Chinese Golden freddy:
LOL
Bro is Golden Freddy 💀
Winnie the Pooh
I think you didn't understand, winnie pooh)))0)
Fr
Bro is taking the game more seriously than his life 💀
yep 💀
He can only play 3 hours per week. Cant blame him
@@WLTR- better study or work
underrated
Than his mental health
I love how he absolutely broke his keyboard with a single hit lmao
Chinese technology after all
@@unr34L- or just pure rage
Good enough keyboard
Made in china lol
Probably using a cheap keyboard because he knows it will most likely be destroyed anyway.
0:03 Bro thinks he’s Golden Freddy 💀
He actually is
小鸡你好随机文本我不会说中文 China -15000 Social credit score 🥰🥰
Bingchilling
'Hello chick random text i don't speak chinese' (bro...) 😭😭😭😭
Bi bi sher sher
共啥小
@@Cj-mf6bn we have a Chinese people here✅✅✅✅✅🗣️🗣️
this is a certified g o l d e n f r e d d y classic
It's me
0:40 monkey
Da moment when chinese gamer became a austrian painter 💀💀💀
0:56
your so fucking unfunny bro
Hitler reaction when the 6th army failed to held stalingrad:
“If you break your legs, it’s hard to cook orangutan!”
-Jumps
-Misses
-Rages
-Jumps
-Misses
-Rages
-Jumps
-Misses
-Rages
-Jumps
-Makes it
-Has a stroke
-Does naughty naughty
-Refuses to elaborate
-Leaves
naughty naughty 😂😂😂😂
Don't forget monkey sounds
Naudy naudy 💀
кайф для ушей
Асмр би лайк
Dar od boga muzyki
AAAUUGHH
Втф что с ником
Muchas Gracias 🤣👍
This feels like a video I would find deep on a weeknight when I'm supposed to be in bed for school in the early 2010s
same
That tap dance in the air had me laughing hard😭😂
0:44 bro turned to a pigeon
Bro legit sounded like Golden Freddy Fazbear💀
This guy sounds like my neighbors lawn mower when I try to sleep..
the most mentally stable crossfire fan
0:03🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
0:39🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵
0:49"Look"🐵🐵🐵
0:50🧖🧖🧖🧖"Sighs"
0:55🙋🙋🙋🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🔥🔥
0:58"speak in Chinese"
1:04"🐸🐸🐸🐸"
0:23 When you forgot to put it on First Gear and max rev
0:48 Man surrendered to his monke form to beat this and still lost.......riip
Bro is a chainsaw, an ape, a discord mod, and a raging gamer.
and a golden robot bear with One (or two) souls with one of them being very vengeful
and also being a british guy that has a long nose
He rage sound like golden freddy and chainsaw
Also is a Pillager, Diddy Kong, Golden Freddy and your dad when he is smoking
Also an australian painter
Bro trynna finish the game in the 3 hour limit 😭😭😭
LOOOOOL
0:03 Bros thought he is Golden Freddy ☠️☠️
And He aint not golden freddy
I love how small inconveniences send him over the edge. That's just like me for real.
Cute sona dude
Sonavabich
Immensely pent up anger does that to people.
This what 3 hour gaming limitation does to a mf
in case you guys didnt know thats actually an extremely accurate representation of how we're like while gaming i wish i was being sarcastic
Explain further pls
hell nah you aint speaking for me
Golden freddy
Do not wsh
Nah that's just you.
0:28 - Golden freddy scream original sound
this video fr goes like
*Jackhammer noises*
AUUUUUUUGH 👹
(repeats a couple times)
Ouououa a a a 🐵
(rages in Chinese and obliterates the keyboard)
I laughed way too hard at this
nah the rage one 0:57 its like hitler but CHITLER
Man literally shows every emotion of mankind in this short video
Wrath, irritation, ecstasy, contentment, curiosity, lust, disappointment, unbridled rage and probably way more
More like every cardinal sin
POV: every rhythm game players trying to complete their song after failing many times
1 good moment
More like retrying for the 8272728th time because they didn't have an accuracy above 100%
Rhythm game players when they get 1 good
So true
as a rhythm game player i can agree to this comment
0:03 Halo CE elites when they spot you:
He really went in for a whiff 💀
I stopped playing this game like years ago now but it's still funny seeing how you need to do crouch jump to do a higher jump.
same, not to mention crouch jumping near boxes or elevated places you wouldn't usually get over with a regular jump to glitch and actually get over them
How.
The hell.
Is this game called?
@@nicholasfly5914 half life 2
@@nicholasfly5914 iirc its english name is Crossfire
@@zashhasautismo6301i think it’s because instead of the top half of the model “crouching”down, it’s the bottom half scrunching up and makes the model smaller. (This is all my thinking. I have no game design experience)
bro's gradually turning into golden freddy with every scream 💀💀💀💀💀💀
He started out as Golden Greddy and ended up becaming Crazy Dave 🤯🤯
Blud is the one you shouldn’t have killed 💀
This man simultaneously sound like both Minecraft Pillager and Golden Freddy
Love how he checked under her dress for emotional support and still failed. Simping is wrong 😂
And the giggles like a monkey
@@mattgroening8872 quite smart, he's rewarding himself when he does good, by pleasuring his neurons, next level right there
I like the brief moments of euphoria he gains when he lands a square only to get passively angered when he fails
0:39
The part where he started ooking like a monkey only to then sniff the player character's ass got me lol
Bro sounds like golden Freddy💀💀💀💀 he goes like “ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆRRRRRRRRRR”
I haven't laughed this good in a long time omg
Same xD
blud go “eheehh uuu oohohohhooh”
blud go “eheehh uuu oohohohhooh”
@@omorisballs 💀
0:03 activating the nitrous oxide in need for speed be like
0:03 Golden Freddy
0:16 Golden Freddy (again)
0:22 Element 79 Frederick
0:27 Golden Freddy with a chainsaw
0:32 Cassidy's animatronic-like physical(?) representation of her spirit (Golden Freddy)
0:39 Monkey
0:43 Gnome
0:50 average Discord moderator
0:56 Half-Life 2 stalker
1:04 Crazy Dave
The many sides of a man
@@Xumbosthe manly sides of a man
@@XumbosThe 10 Stages of Grief
yep
"Average Discord Moderator" 💀
so this is where Scott got Golden Freddy's scream from. XD
Someone dubs a jackhammer with his voice
Blud thinks he's Golden freddy💀
I FINALLY FOUND IT
His RUclips is cfseven77
@@mlgahyes gigachad
@@mlgahyes it isn't. it's still reuploads the videos of this German (im joking). So no because China banned RUclips
Asians: "We are not weird!!!! We are just different!!! >:("
Everyone after watching chineese rage videos in Crossfire: "I'm not that sure about this"
The ferocity of that sniff 😭😭
0:39 - 0:56 Man gets possesed by the spirit of wu kong granting him strength imediately misuses it's powers and gets punished by the buddha
"You spent 3 minutes too long on game, -150 social credit score!"
*misses a jump* P R I M A L A N G E R
0:11 fnaf movie spring trap leak
golden freddy
The type of sounds my door makes at 3am while trying water:
Bro turned into golden freddy from fnaf💀💀
they are pressing 1 key too fast like it's streaming circles on 400 BPM
-jumps
-fails
-Scream like Golden Freddy
-does sus stuff
-jumps
-fails
-Breaks keyboard while screaming
-refuses to elaborate further
yep
Yup we got a gamer
He sounds like Cassidy (Golden Freddy) if she had a gaming channel
This is prime meme material, god what a beautiful uncanny amalgam.
despite his rage
bro had his special ability activated after sniffing his screen and still failed
Him: *screams*
RUclips: [Music]
Bro th keyboard literally split in half
Me revving up my car engine and suddenly a monkey walks by:
chinese fnaf
0:32 golden freddy jumpscare fnaf 1
The calmest valorant player:
在我看来玩valorant的人不怎么暴躁有些其他游戏里的玩家暴躁得多了
I can’t tell if that’s him screaming or if his neighbor is revving a really, really loud car
I don't know myself..
I need a compilation of this guy raging for like 1 hour
bro has golden freddy scream
The sniffing...
Finally something I can relate to
denial 0:10
anger 0:16
bargaining 0:48
depression 0:57
acceptance 1:12
I don't think that video showed anything that resemble "acceptance", he broke his keyboard.
@@peacejoy1396he accepted the fact that he lost his keyboard Ig
Naw 0:16 is Golden Freddy 💀💀💀
@@yvungkng2459exacly.
0:49 is Calm before the storm
0:00 Beginning
0:23 Rising action
0:39 Climax
0:53 Falling action
1:00 Denouement
For some reason this is in the five nights at freddys category idk how
People compare the dudes angry yell to golden Freddy. That's why
@@Edwardh8slazl0 ok
Nah bowser geekin off the perc💀💀😭😭😭