Why I’d Throat a Cactus Before I Go In The Ocean

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @Ziltoidia
    @Ziltoidia Год назад +241

    Casual Geographic is the GOAT

  • @stevedavis5704
    @stevedavis5704 Год назад +122

    Australia seems to be the land where evolution said “What would happen if “ and then proceeded to find out. And apparently anything that was too lethal or crazy got pushed into the ocean.

    • @TheOnlyGhxst
      @TheOnlyGhxst Год назад +6

      Except the Snakes, spiders, etc.

    • @music79075
      @music79075 Год назад +14

      @@TheOnlyGhxst Australia has water and sea snakes and spiders dude. Its the fucking playtest island I swear.

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 Год назад +2

      ​@@TheOnlyGhxst and the Komodo Dragons

    • @JemJam2976
      @JemJam2976 Год назад +2

      ​@@reddsmoke904 komodo dragons come from Komodo Island

    • @quoipi
      @quoipi Год назад

      as someone who lives in australia its not as bad as it seems trust me

  • @ReleaseTheQuackers
    @ReleaseTheQuackers Год назад +2

    When the state zoo near me had a special exhibit of Australian animals, I accompanied a second grade class of kids on their field trip. As I was telling the kids about the kookaburra bird, I did the best impersonation I could of the sound it makes. The kookaburra responded and the kids went crazy! All of them were trying to get the bird to respond to them. There were 30 kids doing their best kookaburra impersonations and I was dying laughing. The bird did not respond to them and I moved the kids on after I composed myself. As we were walking away, the kids asked me to make the sound one more time, which I did and the bird responded. I feel like I must have been accepted as family by that kookaburra...LOL

  • @GJHolder
    @GJHolder Год назад +18

    For months I had a Kookaburra alarm clock. Two Kookaburras in trees to my right, two more on power lines to my left taking turns 'laughing' back and forth at each other early in the morning. I miss that, best alarm clock ever.

  • @sweepist
    @sweepist Год назад +42

    All this guys videos are ... perfect. his research is stellar and his writing style is like sniper fire lol. It grabs ALL your attention when you hear it.

  • @Wickit96
    @Wickit96 Год назад +1

    Bro, you reacting to his content is one of the best combos I didn't know I needed lmao 😂
    Also, Australia is literally the definition of God after he hits a blunt and asks You know what would be cool?

  • @collette9008
    @collette9008 Год назад +4

    " Don't drink the ocean "- I'm dieing! 🤣

  • @uncle_rick333
    @uncle_rick333 Год назад +6

    “Is that why the water is so salty”😂😂😂😂

  • @CC-ex7ki
    @CC-ex7ki Год назад +15

    Don't drink the ocean water.......TOO FUNNY!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG! I needed a laugh today and this was it! Thank you MrLboyd!!!

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 Год назад

      Did you know that fish pee directly into river water. And people drink that?!?!

    • @CC-ex7ki
      @CC-ex7ki Год назад +1

      yes Bradley Moore... I knew that and I am pretty sure MrLboyd knows that too. It was the humor he was putting into his reaction I was laughing at. I love him & his commentaries. By the way... fish also pee in the lakes... where a lot of people get their water and if you look close enough... you'll find they even pee in their own fish tanks!

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 Год назад

      @@CC-ex7ki The only solution is to avoid drinking water. 🙂

  • @bryaneagon3059
    @bryaneagon3059 Год назад +4

    "If you got hit by one you got enough time to puff puff pass before you puff puff pass away" bars

  • @michaelbraum77
    @michaelbraum77 Год назад +30

    I absolutely LOVE this kid on Casual Geographic! You reacting to one of his videos is epic!!!

  • @lbow09
    @lbow09 Год назад +1

    Not the slow clap and congratulations 🤣 hahaha! Excellent reaction, this dude is fantastic!

  • @SphenForTheWin
    @SphenForTheWin Год назад +14

    "Is that why the water is so salty?"
    Maybe one of the best straight faced jokes I have heard you drop. Damn well played, sir.
    Lolol the shock at the pure amount of semen out there. Your look into the distance, I feel it. I think back to any of my trips to a coast....

  • @SoilToSoul
    @SoilToSoul Год назад +7

    Sea Slenderman 🤣🤣 that got me

    • @SoilToSoul
      @SoilToSoul Год назад

      8 and a half bathtubs of whale maker 🤣🤣
      Yep. I ain't cooba diving in no ochin. Darn sure not drinking it.

  • @J_DGTL
    @J_DGTL Год назад +3

    "Get out of the water" 😭😭

  • @LadyAspenHaven
    @LadyAspenHaven Год назад +101

    Casual Geographic is the greatest critter content on all of RUclips and really want to get his book for our family! Hubby and I enjoyed getting to be with you for this viewing of his take on the ocean.
    I'll recommend The Wolf Who Would be King😊
    I don't believe I'll give anything away when I say my favorite part of the recommended video is a secondary story that's near to my heart. Enjoy! 😊

    • @cloud-reaper1152
      @cloud-reaper1152 Год назад +1

      Heeeeeeey I'm a Jolley from New Zealand 🇳🇿

    • @leedesfleurs
      @leedesfleurs Год назад +1

      I got the audiobook and can totally recommend it; he narrates it himself!

    • @LadyAspenHaven
      @LadyAspenHaven Год назад +1

      @@leedesfleurs Now I must ALSO have the audiobook! Thanks for sharing this delightful news 🙂

  • @megandrehr3420
    @megandrehr3420 Год назад +2

    "take you of the next census" I'm taking that lol

  • @collette9008
    @collette9008 Год назад +19

    " whale baby batter " 😂. That had me subbing you. Great reactions. 👍 Also recently subbed to Casual Geographic. Anyone who makes me laugh is a hit with me.! 😍🤩

  • @emiliadumitru8030
    @emiliadumitru8030 Год назад +4

    His commentaries are the best. his videos are hilarious.

  • @gabeflame7803
    @gabeflame7803 Год назад +1

    What’s funny is there’s a DC villain based around Manta Rays, even though Manta Rays are harmless

  • @nickiehensley4363
    @nickiehensley4363 Год назад +4

    Gotta love Casual Geographic

  • @drboris01
    @drboris01 Год назад +1

    We used to feed the Kookaburras. Several generations of them would perch on the clothes line around dinner time and do the laugh thing until we came out and fed them, mainly boiled sausage mince. I kind of miss those days. Oh yeah if you have chickens, dont let Kookaburras near the chicks, they will grab them and that will be the last you ever see of Chicken Little...

  • @TheSaltySeaman
    @TheSaltySeaman Год назад +7

    You two together remain magic! I love rewatching these with Mr. LBoyd.

  • @Jaybird9x
    @Jaybird9x Год назад +2

    I forgot that was the title of the video and I was flabbergasted at what was written as your title

  • @joelspaulding5964
    @joelspaulding5964 Год назад +33

    Your erudition in so many areas, contrasted with the unedited, instinctual, and universal reactions, puts you in the Zenith tier of Reactors.
    Edit:
    Dolphins? Yeah, we should just accept them dunkin on us.
    So Long And Thanks For All The Fish.

  • @TheSilent333
    @TheSilent333 Год назад +14

    I can't believe I've never seen this dude before. Hilarious and informative haha

  • @wearywanderer7018
    @wearywanderer7018 Год назад +1

    “DOLPHINS HAVE A PROBLEM”
    Hahahahaha
    “Is that why the water is so salty, guys?”

  • @louisemiller4615
    @louisemiller4615 Год назад +2

    I am in Australia; Kookaburras are more terrifying when they laugh at night! Scares the 💩 right out of you!
    Otherwise they're really a placid bird... Unlike the Magpie..

  • @SparkimusPrime
    @SparkimusPrime Год назад +7

    You gotta do “Animals that got the middle finger from evolution” from him 😂

  • @deansharinus7165
    @deansharinus7165 Год назад +4

    Combining casual geographic + your reaction to him just made my day!

  • @Overlord0011
    @Overlord0011 Год назад +9

    Another really creepy one is his most recent Halloween episode "Times Animals Became Serial Killers". I highly recommend it.
    His "How to Survive an Animal Attack" and his two "wholesome animal" videos are also really good and nice changes of pace.

    • @majinsole8554
      @majinsole8554 Год назад

      Yes- this one!
      The serial killer one was very interesting/entertaining.
      ~_~

  • @Itzwizb
    @Itzwizb Год назад +16

    Imaging watching that part about the whale while eating a bag of “sea salt” chips 😂😂

  • @XTrueBlueX100
    @XTrueBlueX100 Год назад +2

    One of my favorites on the channel

  • @HyrulesGamer
    @HyrulesGamer Год назад +1

    Best title ever. No cap

  • @heathcornbeef
    @heathcornbeef Год назад +3

    Dude that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard (IS THAT WHY IT'S SO SALTY) you know that they shit in the ocean as well 💩🤮🤢😵‍💫

  • @Jmzeus1820
    @Jmzeus1820 Год назад +2

    Title got me lmfaoooo 😂😂

  • @jackmanley1473
    @jackmanley1473 Год назад

    It's rare I find a video title that perfectly sums up my feelings on something, but you've done it.
    Keep up the good work my man; you have a great perspective.

  • @SevenGC89
    @SevenGC89 Год назад

    "Is that why the water is so salty?" hahaha Dammit man! you got me haha~!

  • @lynnwood84
    @lynnwood84 Год назад

    Yes! Definitely vote for more Casual Geographic vids, he's informative and hysterical.

  • @DanDroidx
    @DanDroidx Год назад +6

    Ndiaye is great. I love his videos. They are scripted, yes, but he writes them. Pretty much all of his videos are great, but his early youtube videos are just compilations of his tiktoks. He has since started making videos specifically formatted for youtube.
    He also has a book out. If you like reading, animals, and his delivery, you should check it out. It's called "100 Animals That Can F*cking End You".

  • @BBB_photography_adventures
    @BBB_photography_adventures Год назад

    as an australian i for one must say i love kookaburras their cool birds you let a laugh and they respond 😂

  • @southernwonder7024
    @southernwonder7024 Год назад +2

    😂 A camel a whale and Quasimoto walk into a bar and the bartender ask, are you guys here for hump day happy hour?

  • @adrienne80s
    @adrienne80s Год назад +7

    I’m in shock! I’m 43 and this is the very 1st time I’ve ever heard anything negative about dolphins.

    • @galadballcrusher8182
      @galadballcrusher8182 Год назад +6

      Well you need check casual geographic special about them...

    • @ThirdEye710
      @ThirdEye710 Год назад

      Makes you wonder what else you have not paid attention too eh?

    • @FGLKyouma
      @FGLKyouma Год назад +1

      I am convinced that dolphins would be as bad or worse than humans in only they had opposable thumbs.

    • @adrienne80s
      @adrienne80s Год назад +1

      @@ThirdEye710 No. Maybe.
      but every movie, every show, and kid friendly dolphin books. have always portrayed dolphins as smart helpful and friendly.

    • @Qalibrated
      @Qalibrated Год назад

      @@adrienne80s Yeah, it's somewhat problematic. Dolphins have been romanticized in media for decades, making people think that they're oceanbound labradoodles with human traits. They do seem like smart animals but sadly, they're also sadistic r*pe whales.

  • @oskycuevas08
    @oskycuevas08 Год назад

    "Is that why the water is so salty?" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @43nostromo
    @43nostromo Год назад +1

    Wait. The cactus is going to use Nair and buy me dinner first, right?

  • @tigeriussvarne177
    @tigeriussvarne177 Год назад

    10:33 First thing that I think about Dolphins: they are the Arseholes of the Seas
    Secound thing: "So long, and thanks for all the fish." xD

  • @Random_primate
    @Random_primate Год назад +1

    I will say it again. Nat geo needs to give him his own show

  • @DonEBrooke32
    @DonEBrooke32 Год назад +1

    i've seen camel "Eat" cactus before. (with prickly thorns still attached.)

  • @Kodanikage
    @Kodanikage Год назад +1

    Definitely check out Why Honey Badges don’t fear god or lions

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X Год назад +1

    A Skunk got stuck in a heavy duty rat trap... I didn't get sprayed 2 feet from it lifting up the clasp so it could run off.
    Animals do know when something is trying to help them... and that skunk didn't go after rat traps anymore, he went for the stray cat food instead ever since.

  • @slowloudnbangn7938
    @slowloudnbangn7938 Год назад +3

    Wtf😆💀 I see the notification while watching something else😆 I was like, What in the fuck💀💀

  • @suchendelokidottir5673
    @suchendelokidottir5673 Год назад

    If you're into science I highly recommend Paleo Analysis. Fun, funny and extremely informative.

  • @clarkeashley39
    @clarkeashley39 Год назад

    Lol your reaction was funny. It was genuine and funnier than alot of other people's

  • @TheTonesurge
    @TheTonesurge Год назад +1

    My phobia is the open ocean. There is a name for it, but I forget.

  • @sneaksz1
    @sneaksz1 Год назад

    40 seconds in, "Keep it like that!" LOLOLOL

  • @SeparatistOfLight
    @SeparatistOfLight Год назад

    *Kookaburra starts his morning vocal exercises*
    *BANG*‼️
    Neighbors: Carl’s awake…

  • @woahblackbettybamalam
    @woahblackbettybamalam Год назад +1

    OGs remember when he was called Hood Nature

  • @SparkimusPrime
    @SparkimusPrime Год назад +4

    Yesssss more CG!! 🖤
    Congratulations sir 😂😂
    This was a bad video to watch eating cereal 🫥

    • @MelaNone
      @MelaNone Год назад +1

      Oh lord 😂 I was eating cereal too… and straight up lost my appetite at the whale part 🤮

  • @SungJaeUng3
    @SungJaeUng3 Год назад

    Great video this guy does is "Why honeybadgers don't fear god or lions."
    Love it.

  • @christypriest30
    @christypriest30 Год назад

    lol!! “Is that why the sea is so salty?”

  • @wiezel16204
    @wiezel16204 Год назад

    latest sightings of the first squid shows it hunts activly and those long arms actualy gonna reach out for things and it looks absoloutly alien

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X Год назад +1

    12:25 I just turned my head and looked at the Rat Blaster 9000 I have for the ones too big for traps...
    That bird wouldn't be dolphaning and keeping me up long.

  • @GaughanGirl77
    @GaughanGirl77 Год назад

    There's a really funny King of the Hill episode where Hank gets violated by a dolphin.

  • @WendyJoJohnston
    @WendyJoJohnston Год назад +2

    I have spent much time near, in, and on the ocean. I find it chilly on my old bones these days, so I seldom enter the water. I still love the beach and being on the water. Monsters are lurking in the depths, and a whale's exhalation is one of the foulest things you will ever smell! Particularly if the whale is spy-hopping and looking you in the eye as it does.

  • @nancynelson9860
    @nancynelson9860 Год назад

    He was a great story teller but his stories scared me lol! That's it for me swimming in the ocean.

  • @drewcliff82
    @drewcliff82 Год назад

    Yes. There are no bad Casual Geographic videos.

  • @jeffreysmith469
    @jeffreysmith469 Год назад +2

    You can cut the "Wings" off manta rays and eat them like steaks.

  • @heathcornbeef
    @heathcornbeef Год назад +4

    Brother I've never lived more than twenty minutes drive from the pacific ocean and i DON'T GO IN THE OCEAN EVER ( on purpose) but about 25 years ago my so called friend pushed me off a wharf as orca whales were swimming past I've never gone fishing with him again he said that if I'd come out any faster I'd have still been dry

    • @ThirdEye710
      @ThirdEye710 Год назад +1

      Your issue is calling that thing a friend still.

    • @heathcornbeef
      @heathcornbeef Год назад

      @@ThirdEye710 i haven't seen or heard from him in over twenty years

  • @johnramirez5996
    @johnramirez5996 Год назад

    Always remember when entering the ocean. The famous stingray shuffle. So you don't get the barb

  • @angb6616
    @angb6616 Год назад

    Is that why the water is soo salty?!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickgarrett1784
    @nickgarrett1784 Год назад

    You should check out his video on the bull moose. Comedy gold!

  • @alexkaen1701
    @alexkaen1701 Год назад

    We can't stop exploring, we haven't even found Cthulhu yet!
    Ia Ia Cthulhu Pthagn!

  • @juankis8887
    @juankis8887 Год назад

    Mantaray tacos are a staple food in northwest Mexico, dunno about further south.

  • @michaelpalma6346
    @michaelpalma6346 Год назад

    I was in Australia for 2 weeks on my honey moon 6 years ago and I saw some interesting animals, Everyone need to experience Australia at least one it just that awesome.

  • @jasonfirewalker3595
    @jasonfirewalker3595 Год назад +2

    ROFL@Is that why the waters so salty!

  • @79mib
    @79mib Год назад +1

    CG’s videos are a blessing. Check out his story about Peter the dolphin

  • @tristanhull9388
    @tristanhull9388 Год назад

    I asked my high school biology teacher if that’s why the oceans salty and I got a few days off of school 😂

  • @flaccidreflex5563
    @flaccidreflex5563 Год назад

    Ayyy I love Casual Geographic

  • @jorgesequeira8042
    @jorgesequeira8042 Год назад

    my dude always love the videos
    but if you can , please start linking the original creators in the description~
    stay well

  • @effneal8445
    @effneal8445 Год назад

    True Facts: Deception in the Rainforest

  • @justinginnett7159
    @justinginnett7159 Год назад

    This is the funniest youtube title of all time

  • @TheCritic31992
    @TheCritic31992 Год назад +5

    You should react to his video Why the world should fear dolphins and not sharks some of the stuff is extremely disturbing😂

  • @ryanchad586
    @ryanchad586 Год назад

    Check out his 10 animals with black air force energy too funny. Great reaction

  • @lancevaughn432
    @lancevaughn432 Год назад +1

    I live in Southern California by the beach I go onto the ocean all the time. Most whales don’t come close to the shore. I have seen a couple of dead, baby gray whales wash up on shore.😢 it’s sad, but it happens.

  • @jasonkohler2703
    @jasonkohler2703 Год назад +1

    I've seen almost all his videos, and my favorite is "why moose are the greatest threat to national security"

  • @juryfilanti
    @juryfilanti Год назад +1

    "do you imagine live in Australia and deal with thing in front of your window?".... Yes, every fu* *ing morning at 5.30am weaking up because a stupid bird is laughing outside no stop

  • @johnramirez5996
    @johnramirez5996 Год назад

    There is sharks within 20 to 30 ft everytime someone goes in water. And the ones the scares me is blue ringed octopus and bull shark.

  • @cda9443
    @cda9443 Год назад

    I've been watching you react to all sorts of videos and by far the best ones are reacting to Casual Geographic. Check out his book, it's just as entertaining.

  • @Lotan_
    @Lotan_ Год назад

    That's one hell of a thumbnail lmao.

  • @annameaf4017
    @annameaf4017 Год назад

    Apparently Japan, specifically Okinawa has stone fish issues too

  • @csillamolnar1954
    @csillamolnar1954 Год назад

    I read that the foam that you see on the beach is the extra baby batter that didn't make it to the female.

  • @bradyshane
    @bradyshane Год назад

    Imagine reading a book written by this guy 🤣

  • @getshwifty3101
    @getshwifty3101 Год назад

    Very beginning 0:43
    "No, we find them......leave 'em."
    Me: Remember though, if we can find it. It can find us. Might not be the smartest idea to learn nothing about it lol

  • @haywoco2
    @haywoco2 Год назад +1

    That title tho

  • @JayBee-JB69
    @JayBee-JB69 Год назад +1

    30 gallons of baby batter?? Is that why the Ocean is salty?

  • @theprogressivecynic2407
    @theprogressivecynic2407 Год назад

    Dolphins are very strange with humans. They are absolute psychopaths with 99% of the things that they encounter, including other dolphins, but they actually like humans and have virtually no record of attacking humans out of captivity. They also have been known to surround shipwrecks with human survivors and kill any sharks that try to go after them. It's either that there is some sort of evolutionary artifact that makes them like humans (like elephants being afraid of mice), or they are smart enough to realize that humans are the most dangerous animals they are ever going to meet, and so they want to be friendly.

  • @doesntgiveaflock2725
    @doesntgiveaflock2725 Год назад

    Is that why it's so salty? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sersastark
    @sersastark Год назад

    its not scripted lol he does research and his delivery is inspired by Croc Hunter.

  • @ladychrya9379
    @ladychrya9379 Год назад

    Dolphins are what happens when you follow your intrusive thoughts

  • @unciuncia420
    @unciuncia420 Год назад

    Fun fact, Peter Benchley nearly got murdered by a male dolphin.
    While wild dolphins are definitely crazy for sure, the captive bred and reared dolphins most people are exposed are way worse. Captivity encourages sociopathic like traits in some cetaceans, particularly in Killer Whales. Case in point, there is no case of a wild orca attacking a person. Captive Orcas though... Just look up Tilikum.
    As for the saltiness of seawater... Well, outside of sharks, and marine mammals, most marine practices broadcast spawning. Meaning they just spray their eggs and sperm into the water and hope for the best. And this will gross you out, but gametes are great source of nutrition for all the filter feeders of the ocean. Lot of protein.