Absolutely - all of the other United States Armed Forces as well. Then we wouldn't have to actually go to war and fight; they could just have dance competitions.
I love watching Russian dances. The men always look so superhuman with how damn graceful they are...and its not froofy graceful but really badass graceful. It's so awesome. Just watching made me cramp up. These guys must have legs like friggin tree trunks.
999shaboo, I hear ya. I have found some old cartoons I could NOT find anywhere and some people didn't believe me when I said they existed. When the new reconnects the old with the old LOL.
999shaboo хех, когда то я писал под англоязычным видео о Break Dance, что парни из того видео делали невероятные вещи, теперь я понимаю то чувство, когда иностранец удивляется и восторгается тем, к чему я уже привык и что мне кажется совсем обычным.) Но я не совсем согласен, что Break Dance на "много" легче наших народных танцев, да, он легче, но совсем на чуть чуть, я сам танцую Break и некоторые движения учатся по несколько лет, такие, как "Твист" или "Свеча" (не знаю, как они называются на вашем языке, прошу прощения.)
@@RavynKarasu I'm not from Russia, but my mom remembers Russian cartoons. There are many memes and myths about depressing Russian cartoons, but they're not true. Russians made some of the best cartoons that ever existed.
During the cold war Red Army and KGB scientists created a weapon so powerful that it could win any war within days if it ever were to be deployed. Spetsnaz dance squads like the one you see here would be deployed all over the the west, dancing this very dance, thus making any resistance useless. The soviet union's plan to release this horrible weapon were however stopped on the third of april 1971 when Leonid Brezhnev called the operation, code named RYAN, off because he feared that the dance once spread couldn't be contained and later on come back to the Soviet Union. So they killed all the scientists and generals that had been involved in the project, spread out that RYAN was actually a nuclear weapon's operation and locked up the dance squads deeply within Mount Elbrus. Legend has it that they to this very day ,still are dancing.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Гора Эльбрус, что у вас в голове Европейцы, Американцы?) Вам такую ахинею в голову пихают. Мы тут все удивляемся. Медведь водка балалайка))
Let's you see the human side of war, and that every man who died on the battlefield was once a person as well. With friends, family, and a country to serve.
Can you imagine them doing this during battle, here this is what would happen (a joke) *soviet starts doing this dance thing and everyone stops shooting and stares* the other soviet come and start shooting Until they win. That my friend is how we lost the war. Just picture them start doing it XD
My legs feel like they might snap in half, just watching these guys do their awesome dancing. I would say 'I firmly believe dance-offs should be used to solve all international problems', but everyone would lose to anyone who could do that.
It makes me really wish I was Russian. Cool accent, cool dance moves and handsome. Don't get me wrong. I like being an American, but our dance moves are no match for the overly complicated and tiring dance moves the Russians use
+Nick H. Holy shit!! I do mountaineering. I have strong legs, good balance, good indurance. This is honestly something else. I tried it - didn't even get close! Insanity workout? Screw that - do the Cossack/jumpstyle haha!
Hey! How u think, many people in Russia practice such dance today? I have some doubt about that... And this not good. Dancers on video really man with steel balls. Respect them.
And if wishes were horses every beggar would be a rider! We ain´t be living in a perfect world but sometimes you got to make do with a bad hand! PEACE!!!
JoeMcfly I don't know. We still have takeSomeCrime to dance for freedom, and it doesn't matter anyways. Both the USA and Russia would develop weapons of mass dancestruction eventually and lock us into the same stalemate that we were in during the cold war.
I used to do Cossack squats often enough that I could do the Cossack dance. Trust me it may look like its easy from how fast they move but trust me it's like running a marathon after doing it for long enough.
American for of dance is the lowest form of dancing. We Americans just have a bullshit system. Act like we are humping strangers or having seizures. It really is disgusting. I traveled with the USMC and seen dances of the world. I am ashamed as an American we never contributed to dancing.
Dude, screw you. You ever heard of square dancing, swing dancing, line dancing, most forms of hip hop/break dancing? That's not even counting the tons of folk style dances we have or the Native American dances. Every modern country has bullshit club scenes, not just the US. But the US has tons of cool dances that have been around for a LONG time. Don't be so quick to throw your own nation and history under the bus to sound smart...
Edilberto Jimenez It's just really annoying how many people try to act like our nation is just a bunch of cultureless retards out in the middle of nowhere pooping our pants.
'Gravity is a dirty bourgeoisie tool used to suppress the proletariat! Only through merry dancing can we bring about it's demise. Comrades, I propose we drop the bass!'
Imagine if every soldier had that kinda skill, they'd be running around the battlfield trolling every single soldier they see XD WAIT..... THEY SHOULD PUT THIS ON CALL OF DUTY AS A TAUNT INSTEAD OF TEABAGS!!!
3 qualifications to be a Russian soldier: 1. Drink vodka. 2. Have a Kalashnikov. 3. Be able to dance like someone received the antidote to paralysis of the legs.
Superb! my Aunts party piece was Exactly the same dance[ if not longer than the Soldier in this video at 1min +5 seconds, i was only a little lad at the time but i remember So well the applause my Aunt got and the look of total shock and disbelief at her so casual agility! very happy times!!! RIP Aunt Ivy.
The original full version of this dance can be found here: ruclips.net/video/a0fTVnhg7S0/видео.html and here is dancing Russians sailors: ruclips.net/video/FxkRvSMylVk/видео.html
Also i didn't know that this is a martial art dance, all those high kicks are really meant to kick enemies in the face. Now imagine those dance moves except holding a sword or lance, they would cut people with ease!!
@@alexsholotyuk3258 Yup. It's old slavic dance. Made for represent agility of young man. Who ready to deal with or evade all troubles with ease(molodeckaya udal), or as flex when try to impress parents of his future wife. So yeah, it have some roots of martial arts in it
Клюква с монитора полезла! Эх красота! А в конце гармонь ещё! Однако раньше какие танцы энергичные были. Кстати, скорее всего это для поддержания физической формы, ну я так думаю.
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Gravity.exe has stopped working. What do you want to do with it?
[Close Program] >[*Cossack Dance*]
hahahahah that was brilliant!
Krypto Llama
If I could dance like this I'd use it for crossing streets in style.
best comment!
Lmao
от души посмеялся :)
Imagine tearing down the Berlin Wall and seeing this on the other side , dancing towards you.
my response
Do an about face and walk off while singing "fuck this shit I'm out"
+SESSHOMARU3INUTAISHO Hahahaha
"FUCK THIS SHIT COMRADE, ICH BIN AUS!"
omg ahhahahaha
That would be nice
see boys this is what happens when you don't skip leg day
You bypass all gravity restrictions?
It's 2016, and this is still the best dance video I have ever seen.
ya
GorlodeTheDwarf 2017 still the best.
zalmaniam z dont be rediculus.
i prefer to see a dog dance than that idiot.
TY
How about 2018?
Those guys are so freaking awesome. I watch this all the time with my kids and then watch my kids try to replicate the dance.
I think the army should incorporate this as an exercise to practice balance and agility. And the fact that it looks badass.
Absolutely - all of the other United States Armed Forces as well. Then we wouldn't have to actually go to war and fight; they could just have dance competitions.
that shit takes some serious athletisism
Olympic style
Are you calling me an athlete I know how to do this stuff
Why thank you
they lied with that russians used allot of doping and that is why they are not allowed to perform in Olympics but this is why they are SuperHumans
-Dad, I became a soldier!
-That's great son, and what do they make you do?
*starts dancing*
Alexandra G lmfao im in tears
My beer can do this. Hold me.
Multan Lava
Hello!
our beer
You mean Vodka?
Ho-lee-shit. Can you imagine how strong their knees have to be?
+Altrunchen I lee - SEEN what you did there.
In Soviet Russia dance breaks YOU!
Facts
My knees are hurting after watching this
The fact that both my legs are injured makes me cringe from the video
Soviet soilders' muscles are epic
+Michael De Santa They're not real soldiers, they're professional dancers dressed like soldiers... >.>
ChamorruWarrior Umm...Thank you for the truth :)
ChamorruWarrior no, theyre the army. Theyre the soviet dance orchestra & ensemble. Watch the original video.
A ROBOT MADE IN CHINA I mean, was anyone in the Soviet Union not in the "Army"? xD haha
+ChamorruWarrior they still have super tendons
I love watching Russian dances. The men always look so superhuman with how damn graceful they are...and its not froofy graceful but really badass graceful. It's so awesome. Just watching made me cramp up. These guys must have legs like friggin tree trunks.
У вас Break Dance почти тоже самое. Только немного полегче. =)
yeah this shit is cool it ain't easy
999shaboo, I hear ya. I have found some old cartoons I could NOT find anywhere and some people didn't believe me when I said they existed. When the new reconnects the old with the old LOL.
999shaboo хех, когда то я писал под англоязычным видео о Break Dance, что парни из того видео делали невероятные вещи, теперь я понимаю то чувство, когда иностранец удивляется и восторгается тем, к чему я уже привык и что мне кажется совсем обычным.) Но я не совсем согласен, что Break Dance на "много" легче наших народных танцев, да, он легче, но совсем на чуть чуть, я сам танцую Break и некоторые движения учатся по несколько лет, такие, как "Твист" или "Свеча" (не знаю, как они называются на вашем языке, прошу прощения.)
@@RavynKarasu I'm not from Russia, but my mom remembers Russian cartoons. There are many memes and myths about depressing Russian cartoons, but they're not true.
Russians made some of the best cartoons that ever existed.
This turned me into a communist
+danermanerkider hahahahahha ..do you like single squat that much lol
+danermanerkider Welcome comrade
+danermanerkider
how their pants dont split after such jumping is WHAT puzzles me
+walker ten split pants are a dirty capitalist good! In Soviet Russia, no capitalism!
i am communist. i am russian
It's very easy to do this , all you need is supernatural tendons in your legs and that's it
You also need a balance that tendons won't just summon for you.
+Windows Sux No,everything you need to turn off the computer and start doing sports and dancing))
During the cold war Red Army and KGB scientists created a weapon so powerful that it could win any war within days if it ever were to be deployed. Spetsnaz dance squads like the one you see here would be deployed all over the the west, dancing this very dance, thus making any resistance useless. The soviet union's plan to release this horrible weapon were however stopped on the third of april 1971 when Leonid Brezhnev called the operation, code named RYAN, off because he feared that the dance once spread couldn't be contained and later on come back to the Soviet Union. So they killed all the scientists and generals that had been involved in the project, spread out that RYAN was actually a nuclear weapon's operation and locked up the dance squads deeply within Mount Elbrus. Legend has it that they to this very day ,still are dancing.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Гора Эльбрус, что у вас в голове Европейцы, Американцы?) Вам такую ахинею в голову пихают. Мы тут все удивляемся. Медведь водка балалайка))
Well I didn't understand a single Word of that.... but I still disagree with you.
homerun443 Cause you know... fuck logic...
Ты ошибаешься, эти дивизии до сих пор существуют.
kirillmux And if you write in English, I will be able to understand you!
this is the best thing ever.
there is like no difference between 144p and 720p lol
***** yes but i love it XD
***** The original video was on film. Film has very high resolution. The bad resolution came from being converted to digital just a few years ago.
ralphinator2 Film can lose it's sharpness over time.
Captured on Calculator, mechanical one.
haseothepkker Because in communism all is equal, thus no difference between 144p and 720p komrade
if I only ever learn one dance in my entire life, I want it to be this one
My Inner Soviet comes to life when am watching this video. Stay Cheeki Breeki my Gopniks!
А нууууу чики брики и в дамки!
Probably don't even know what cheeki breeki means...
going to guess "cheeeki breeki iv damke!"
a nu cheeki breeki i v damke!
А нууууу чики брики и в дамки!
If wars were based off of dancing- then Russians would dominate in existance.
Let's you see the human side of war, and that every man who died on the battlefield was once a person as well. With friends, family, and a country to serve.
Sometimes you Cossack and sometimes you don't.
None of us Americans can dance like this.
Вы и не должны уметь так танцевать.
Питр Потер true
***** Lol
***** Не понял, что вы сказали, но если бы мы общались в реальности я бы смешал ваше лицо с говном, потому, что ругаться плохо.
***** Not all americans (like me) Are like that. I would rather be called "European"
watching this on twice the normal speed is absolutely hilarious
1:30
0:25 Looks like he's trying to get a rock out of his boot
Best dance video I've ever seen so far.
damn the leg strength.
It's masqueraded as a "dance", but in reality it's Soviet bullet dodging training.
Not Soviet, Cossack
This made the video 100 times better .
im glad i read this b4 i finished the video
Can you imagine them doing this during battle, here this is what would happen (a joke)
*soviet starts doing this dance thing and everyone stops shooting and stares* the other soviet come and start shooting Until they win. That my friend is how we lost the war.
Just picture them start doing it XD
Hella dumb cossacks where in the soviet union and they are there having fun dancing you really think this is how they dodge bullets?😂😂
My legs feel like they might snap in half, just watching these guys do their awesome dancing. I would say 'I firmly believe dance-offs should be used to solve all international problems', but everyone would lose to anyone who could do that.
It makes me really wish I was Russian. Cool accent, cool dance moves and handsome. Don't get me wrong. I like being an American, but our dance moves are no match for the overly complicated and tiring dance moves the Russians use
Old dance moves though. Not really used today
Well my friend I am RUSSIAN
@@SuperMontsta Impressive nonetheless. Much from the old days can't be replicated today.
Probably my favourite video on all of RUclips
When Russians wins a CS:GO match
Howudoin gas lads
Howudoin gahahaha
You know you're here because of Kazotscky Kick in TF2
+Howudoin Boogagagahahaha LoL )))) Nice shot, man...
Павел Паршев boogagagaghahahah? i thought you guys laughed like "xaaxxaxaxaxaxa" CYKA BLYAT I'VE BEEN LIED TO ALL OF MY LIFE
This is probably my favourite video. The two things I love: Russia and Jumpstyle. I´m going to learn these new steps.
+Nick H. be warned, this dance will require great balance and ungodly endurance.
+Nick H. Holy shit!! I do mountaineering. I have strong legs, good balance, good indurance. This is honestly something else. I tried it - didn't even get close!
Insanity workout? Screw that - do the Cossack/jumpstyle haha!
drew2pac Haha yeah, only Russians can do it that perfectly.
Nick H. Well i'm English, but of part indian heritage. I will make the tea for them :P
kazotsky is easy to learn and that 2 legs jumping and back is easy 2 and that left leg and right leg jumping😂
Hey!
How u think, many people in Russia practice such dance today?
I have some doubt about that... And this not good.
Dancers on video really man with steel balls. Respect them.
Draupnir Foamybeard, usually its practice in special dance school. And in our days,unfortunately, its not very popular.
MUCH RESPECT
i wish all the wars would be setteld like this
;(
The Russians would be our overlords.
And if wishes were horses every beggar would be a rider!
We ain´t be living in a perfect world but sometimes you got to make do with a bad hand!
PEACE!!!
true true
JoeMcfly I don't know. We still have takeSomeCrime to dance for freedom, and it doesn't matter anyways. Both the USA and Russia would develop weapons of mass dancestruction eventually and lock us into the same stalemate that we were in during the cold war.
Yea but In all honesty 80 percent of every inveention originates from wars…
russian hamstrings
no weakness
Depression Edgeman no tense spots, more like
Their hamstrings don't exsist
I used to do Cossack squats often enough that I could do the Cossack dance. Trust me it may look like its easy from how fast they move but trust me it's like running a marathon after doing it for long enough.
So from a skilled standpoint such as your own, what is your opinion of the moves these gentlemen in the video were pulling off?
All i can say is, shorter legs is definitely where its at for that style of dance
@@BOG0690 perhaps but being 6/2 i can still do the box kick dance well
@@papioverlord1148
you have convinced me to keep trying haha
breakdance was invented in russia. zero gravity is not a crime!
Isaac Newton died when he saw this
no it was invented from capoeira the martial art but nut try
Музыка хорошо подобрана! Но эти и на войне были танцорами и молодцы!
And they say white people can't dance
They aren't exactly white though
Luxur Choi
Close enough
Yes they are.
Fortress only russian White men can dance, only alfa males dance, russian to the end!!
Fortress They Must Have Great Leg Muscles.
Russians are the only white people who i know how could dance
American for of dance is the lowest form of dancing. We Americans just have a bullshit system. Act like we are humping strangers or having seizures. It really is disgusting. I traveled with the USMC and seen dances of the world. I am ashamed as an American we never contributed to dancing.
jazz. i believe was us. both music and dancing.
Dude, screw you. You ever heard of square dancing, swing dancing, line dancing, most forms of hip hop/break dancing? That's not even counting the tons of folk style dances we have or the Native American dances. Every modern country has bullshit club scenes, not just the US. But the US has tons of cool dances that have been around for a LONG time. Don't be so quick to throw your own nation and history under the bus to sound smart...
Dude lmao chill out homie is not like this comment made ww3 dawg
Edilberto Jimenez It's just really annoying how many people try to act like our nation is just a bunch of cultureless retards out in the middle of nowhere pooping our pants.
Meanwhile, at CrazyRussianHacker's family reunion
JeeperCreeperMC 😂😂😂😂man good one
XD
this is the afterparty
loooool
JeeperCreeperMC Safety iz da numbuh won priority!
Break Dance was invented in RUSSIA in early 50ths last century!!!
Ну что,молодёжь,слабо так же?=))
мой медведь отплясывает гапак каждый день по часу два!)
@@ЕвгенийСтарущенко А ядерный реактор дома зарядил, а балалаку твой медведь не забыл?, а водку?.)
@@BrendanHit1 Всё есть, с Польского Гапака, на Русскую калинку - малинку перешёл уже )
Салом монитор не заляпай. А по факту танцы как и ноты, вопрос как разыграть.
Epic breakdance battle of 1950th)) Nice job
Now that's some Russian dancing if i've ever seen any!
Meybe it's the Quality, but i don't think to see any Mustaches on those Russians!
It has to be awesome calling yourself a Russian ;( i'm only a Swiss;((((
Im Russian
No joke i can do some of this its like a package
***** russia is OP in dancing plz nerf :V
In Soviet Russia Jumpsyle dances you
1:56 fucking around in the middle of a match
C`mon, he`s just trying to get a trickshot.
Haha yeah on max sensitivity lol
trying 360 no scope
1:34 also
SuperJigles its fucking bugged man
'Gravity is a dirty bourgeoisie tool used to suppress the proletariat! Only through merry dancing can we bring about it's demise. Comrades, I propose we drop the bass!'
Meanwhile, behind the iron curtain....
how strong are their pants?!
Strong as bear!
+HairyViking111 strong like bull
ncGLADiator13 Strong as LADA
+HairyViking111 lol
They're made of Stalinium, the most durable element known to Ivan.
On a serious note: This is fucking amazing!
This proves that there can never be too much vodka.
its the best dance there ever was. we need more soviet dancing. the style the showmanship. greatest generation !!
don't care what anyone says. This is impressive
its how they got to space, defying gravity via muscle propulsion
You got served comrade
Comrade, it's on now.
Why didn't they just settle the cold war with a dance off?
Because Russia would've won....
***** What you mean to say is Russians. Ruski, is the language we speak.
***** Lol true, Русский=Ruski
***** I take it you have never seen a real rootin' tootin' old fashioned do-si-do...
I totally agree!
They NEVER skipped leg day EVER
Girls locker room: gym class was hard today :(
Boys locker room:
I like those old Soviet uniforms. Quite the strength and agility there.
In Soviet Russia dance break you...
My legs hurt just from watching this.
the leg strength is real
Nah it's the core muscles you need
+Conor Warren but they do pistol squats
this is Berlin after finding Hitler's corpse
they must really loved it.
*Moscow*
Moscow. Vorobyevy gory
Imagine if every soldier had that kinda skill, they'd be running around the battlfield trolling every single soldier they see XD
WAIT..... THEY SHOULD PUT THIS ON CALL OF DUTY AS A TAUNT INSTEAD OF TEABAGS!!!
Hayo Hitaky And now, put sword in his hand(sorry for mw English)
Man! How do their knees take it? These guys are awesome!
3 qualifications to be a Russian soldier:
1. Drink vodka.
2. Have a Kalashnikov.
3. Be able to dance like someone received the antidote to paralysis of the legs.
i think they are dancers not soldiers
+stefano suà I hate to surprise you, but every one of them is a soldier.
+Непобедимые и легендарные how do you know?
jakegibson Because, military Academy has an art institute that soldiers would join. For choir, dancing, art, poetry - anything you can think of.
+Непобедимые и легендарные
I guess every one of them had taken painkillers mixed with vodka before dancing like that
Do they start teaching them to dance like this, the day they are able to walk? That looks harder than ballet, which is in fact difficult.
there really good dancers lol i love it so much!
Hi
Wow I’m here again 7 yrs later
the guy at 1:32 WAS OWNING IT!
American: How the hell is this not crime it's painful 4 my eyes
Russian: Oh, it's not a crime
I T ' S C R I M E A A N N E X A T I O N
Crimeans joined Russia because jump dance is illegal in Ukraine....
okay, they are no humans, they are fucking dance robots !
respect it is fucking anazing !
Just who on earth could dislike such display of awesomeness??
And we got shit like twerking...
i know......
Real Super Sand don't knock it the real stuff really works ur hip flexors
MerlinsJester this works out hip flexors and every other muscle
I'd love to be this flexible and acrobatic, dang this looks cool
*Watch in "HD"*
Gravity died in a horrible agony...
Me gusta mucho el nivel de dificultad del baile y la facilidad que tienen ellos para superar el ritmo!!
man that's just... so fucking impressive *.*
2:20 - 2:27 ha ha ha. Those two were like dancing mushrooms
lol
hahahahhahaha, perfect matching, too funny
Wait... they’re not squatting with their heels...
They are all WESTERN SPYS!!
Damn these guys look badass
This was..... Beautiful! *single tear drops
0 leg days skipped.
i never skip leg day 😂
I feel so inspired right now. I need to learn this.
Служу Советскому Союзу!👍😃
And you danced this as well? Bro you my heroe
Hahahahaha double speed, might be the funniest thing I've seen in a while! :'D
The 2nd last guy is awsome :P
Russians are amazing dancers da? That guy doing the Cossacks in the beginning was so amazing turn up
This really makes me feel bad for killing all those Russians in all those modern FPS games...
How dare you!
this is actually REALLY entertaining ^^ couild sit and watch it all day long.
was that 15 consecutive 360s at 1:56? wow
16
No 720s
720's? holy cow.. I would be so dizzy I would lose my lunch xD I bet he's a pilot.. you would need air sickness training for that lol
give him 2 sabers!
Superb! my Aunts party piece was Exactly the same dance[ if not longer than the Soldier in this video at 1min +5 seconds, i was only a little lad at the time but i remember So well the applause my Aunt got and the look of total shock and disbelief at her so casual agility! very happy times!!! RIP Aunt Ivy.
The original full version of this dance can be found here: ruclips.net/video/a0fTVnhg7S0/видео.html and here is dancing Russians sailors: ruclips.net/video/FxkRvSMylVk/видео.html
Thank you so very much for the message and the links! its lovely to watch these Proud artistic Dancers@@osbornereynolds1999
This is awesome and hard to learn.
Also i didn't know that this is a martial art dance, all those high kicks are really meant to kick enemies in the face. Now imagine those dance moves except holding a sword or lance, they would cut people with ease!!
@@alexsholotyuk3258 Yup. It's old slavic dance. Made for represent agility of young man. Who ready to deal with or evade all troubles with ease(molodeckaya udal), or as flex when try to impress parents of his future wife. So yeah, it have some roots of martial arts in it
Клюква с монитора полезла! Эх красота! А в конце гармонь ещё!
Однако раньше какие танцы энергичные были. Кстати, скорее всего это для поддержания физической формы, ну я так думаю.
2:41 to 2:56 was my favorite part
Now I understand why nobody has ever conquered Russia.
Seriously! How can they even do that?
well thats is veary interesting
Who else tried to Cossack after this and nearly broke their ankle?🖐🏼