Lindsay Lohan’s Awful New Music Video (feat. Michael Rapaport) - Lights Out with David Spade
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- Michael Rapaport, Dulcé Sloan and Christina P. help David Spade make sense of Lindsay Lohan’s music video for “Xanax,” and Jennifer Lawrence’s Amazon wedding registry guide raises eyebrows.
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“You mean literally?” 😂😂😂😂 Lindsey’s living her strangest life. 🤪
LyndaGFavorites You mean her own life?
Haven’t understood the joke 😩😩
The Life Of Cydre The “literally?” comment David made during this segment made me laugh because I remembered a joke David made in 2006 about Lindsey’s playboy issue. The tabloids used to blur out beaver shots using triangles, and when David, who was a friend of Lindsey’s at the time, was asked about the issue he replied, “it needs more triangles” I’m assuming the “literally” was a reference to self pleasuring, as many men do when reading Playboy 😂And the “Strangest Life” comment was a Jim Morrison reference. “The only life she’s ever known.” It’s obscure, and only funny if you’re old enough to remember the Doors, and if you watched the Xanax video.
And I might be wrong about the date, it could have been 2011 because I think it’s when her Playboy issue was re-released.
@@cydre3401 When men ejaculate it is called 'cumming', so when asked by Rapaport if Spade ever 'came across' her, he asked 'literally?'
Spade found his niche . He's a great show host
Yes
His new movie is hilarious!!!!
@@corycraig6109 yeah it was. the girl really killed it but he's the perfect comedy straight man
Great show and great movie, give him another fucking show
He's been on tv for 25 yrs. Glad he just found his niche. Lol. Ur an idiot.
The mean girl's joke I feel like they all didn't catch it 😁
Flex Piper ?
It just wasn’t that funny
I thought it was funny as a quick little thing
@Julia Mimi It was funny, it was just as the females expense. No harm no foul.
Agreed.
She doesn’t even go here!
"you mean literally?" HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO FAST (if unedited), spade is a legend....
First thing I thought of. I'm coming to the conclusion most people aren't sharp.
Quickest comedian ever.
@@falconater68 yeah your cool tell us another story mister
Come on man, that was laid up so well ^_^
rapaport didn't intentionally throw him that
i thought the title meant Lindsay Lohan made a music video featuring Michael Rapaport... how weird would that be
Zennofobic the cash me outside girl made one with Theo von.
@@tryitout-701 That's kind of on brand for Theo. 😂😂😂
Me too
@@tryitout-701 aww really? less respect for Theo on that one
I’d watch it
Michael Rapaport is simultaneously the most negative and most positive person alive
He is also a huge loser.
"Like, she has an espresso machine that an Italian man just lives in". This pretty much describes how I imagine the lives of all rich people.
I have known of this show's existence for about 12 hours and it is now my favourite thing I've ever seen.
Dude, am I crazy or is Spade absolutely killing it with this show? I hope this keeps going for a long time, he's really good at this.
H3 killed this show, it got better and better.
“You mean literally?” 😂😂😂
Mike going off script look at that Daves exposed face lmao
“You mean literally “ 🤣🤣 dead
I just love David Spade... not even low key about it 😆
Don't forget; Rapaport believed Smollett 🤣😂🤣
It's nice to see Larry Bird on the show!
"You mean...literally?"🤣🤣🤣
Theron Hayden didn’t understand the joke😩😩😩
@@cydre3401 Exactly what is it you think I missed🤔? I get the humor just fine (hence laughing emojis). And Obviously I'm quoting a line he said (Hence again the quotations). Anyhow this show is BRILLIANT and HALARIOUS! I'm glad you enjoy it aswell😉
@@theronhayden4671 hey, Pete Davidson! When did you change your name?
Christina is such a savage mommy.
"A bucket of lube and no condoms" such a good throw away line.
That homely old lady kinda looks like Michael Rapaport.
Just a white thing 😂😂 what about Orlando Brown from that's so raven.
There are lots of child stars that went to shit, and equally from all colors. She isn't a very good comedian so she has to go for the low hanging fruit. Racism is the quick and easy 'go to', for her, and is (at this point for some fucked up reason) still acceptable if the racism is towards white people,...which is about drastically change, and to the detriment of those who rely on it.
Produced by white people.
What about Bill Cosby
@@walterhicks5520 Exactly. I'm not even white and I'm so goddamn sick of all the accepted racism towards white people.
All racism is not acceptable if even one race is considered “untouchable”. That’s REAL
EQUALITY
They should make that a bit..."What's on so and so's Amazon wish list." and pick celebrities.
Dennis Miller had some good Marion Barry jokes back in the day on Letterman.
1:06 Spade is giving Rapaport the death stare after that remark...
Not low key anymore eh?
@Julia Mimi Chateau Marmont.
I'm so happy Christina is on the show
I was like mommy jeans? I had no idea lol
Why she is pathetic and that laugh oh my gawd
Charlie Sheens probably sitting there thinking: "Damn woman beat me to it" haha
Gold plated straws lmao!
You're telling me she can't just order all of the shit on that list and have it delivered tomorrow if she wanted?
"You mean literally"...whoa! How is he this quick to wit?!?! LMAO
Rapaport uses the women's bathroom
Man, Micheal been wearing that same button up every time he’s on tv lol 😂
Mom Jeans with the close out keeping it high and tight
"You're one of the great low key stick man" -Player Hater
"You mean literally?" And then the Marion Barry burn?!? Effin' brilliant!
what does this mean? Can anyone explain?
@@carlasconsciousnesscorner9182 He gives the stick to a lot of ladies
@@carlasconsciousnesscorner9182 I never trust Urban Dictionary, but it had a shout out to Rapaport, so...
"A man who enjoys considerable success with many beautiful women, but crucially, at no cost to his reputation. Thought to have been coined by Sylvester Stallone in reference to Burgess Meredith, and popularised by the actor *Michael* *Rapaport* on his I Am Rapaport: Stereo Podcast. Examples of world-class stickmen include Leonardo DiCaprio, Prince, Derek Jeter, Warren Beatty and Wilt Chamberlain."
Its not even low key. Spade is notorious for dating a lot of the most people women in hollywood.
"It was Mr. Drummond's fault" 💀
“Did you ever come across Lindsay Lohan?” “You mean literally?”
I can't stand Michael Rapaport.
Shout out to the main mommy
High and tight Jeans.
Hey Hitler 👋
The Zooey joke was spot on 😂
Good for Spade with the ladies!
David Spade really is good at this... So happy he's back. I binge watch via RUclips. Love it. 💖
This show has the most interesting combination of people every episode. Norm and Letterman as equal guests is seriously historic.
This is the best show in late night.
Every time I see Christina on RUclips , I always think of when Theo said on her podcast about how she never acted like she was married when around him in front of her husband. I still think Theo hit it
She's never heard of Todd Bridges.
Great panel! No light weights-all solid lines and no one stepping on each other
It took me a moment to get there. :) "Low key stick man..." went over my head. "Laying pipe" as well. Laying pipe, smoking!? Nah... oh snap! xxx :D
i give rap a lot of shit but i love the guy.
spade: "you mean literally??"
LOL
I remember him on Prison Break and as the italian guy, Salvatore Leone's son from Gta 3.
I find they are being to hard on lindsay Lohan just let her do her thing 🥺
I wonder how many women David spade has actually came across.....
and lindsey was always on coke
Alot
He almost looks offended by the Best low key Stick Man comment… if you go through the list of complete bombshells he’s dating it’s really impressive!
I don’t think anyone realizes this isn’t an official video.....
"Black kids never turn out this way." Really??
lucky5th2 she forgot about the guy from That’s so Raven. He went crazy. Orlando Brown. She was joking but Black kids have issues too. They often times just can’t afford to express it.
@@beew584 or the chick from family matters that does porn now or Laurence fishburnes daughter who does porn now.
I think why so many kids in Hollywood end up so messed up is from all the rape and molestation. I guess the Hollywood elite just don't want to fuck black kids.
I'm glad David spade has this gem of a show, this shit is funny as fuck! Keep em coming comedy Central!!
CHRISTINA P!!!!! HELL YEAH
Michael, Lindsay Lohan is trying to revive her carrier, while he's never been anything else but a cute "that guy" even in his prime.
He was sticking up for her. Mostly
I feel bad for Lindsey too. Ive always liked her in spite of everything. That show on OWN, i kept hoping she would get better, she didnt.
A tour de force of Auto-Tune.
Bring back Lights Out!
I thought Michael Rapaport died of sickle cell back in the 2000s
Only his career did.
That could totally become a thing if it hasn't; ppl (friends/family) setting up prank wedding registry gifts. Especially for ppl who have everything already lol
Did she shoot her video using a flip phone?
You mean literally lol!!!
today on ReWatch : Laughs Still to be Had. even though this was posted way back in the way back times, you can still laugh at the jokes because they're still funny, that's real comedy, that's Quality Comedy, always available from David Spade.
Does Lindsay think shes Forrest Gump
Anyone else notice Christina P is taking on all of Rosanne's mannerisms??
Such a great show. Too bad CC didn’t keep it around.
They saw this interview and did a hard pass. Then the 'demic blew up
Lindsay is sad
Spade is bachelor goals. Even Sandler and SNL crew say he's numero uno with the ladies.
Mean girls 2 would bring back lol
Christina’s so natural up there hahahahaha
Lol i always thought the walking M&Ms were just cartoons. Naw. They got real ones
yeah but what about that black girl from saved by the bell...
Something tells me this is a funny reference but I don't get it.
Big girl's got one beat.
"Whyte peepo"
No wonder nobody knows who tf she is.
Love David Spade 😍
Doesn't happen to black child actors.
Orlando Brown
Lee Thomas Young
Raven Simone
Todd Bridges
Gary Coleman
Jaimee Foxworth
Mayor Ford reminds me of Chris Farley.
Rappaport: Apex Douche
1:09 Man, Spade looks pissed.
Rappaport is a moron
Who is Michael Rapaport?
He’s the fucking man!
No condoms.....😅🤣
Does Dulce ever do anything without bringing up race? I don't think she could order Subway without going on a rant about white people.
LiLo's new video....woof!
Spade hit that. He avoided the question.
I dont think so
Did she forget about Orlando Brown from that's so raven???
Jennifer is overrated 😂
Why are the 3 audience members on stage?
Why is Michael Rappaport a thing
Because you can be hateful and racist to innocent white kids if you are a hollywood liberal Jew(obvious this makes it a true statement) and especially if those evil innocent kids wear maga hats.
she sings?!
Id rather be Lindsay Lohan than Michael Rappaport any day
David Spade is my favorite munchkin.
Her Christmas 2022 was kind of sad. She tried to be "normal" and it didn't work. They didn't let her wicked side come out, and it was boring. She needs to be in a really great drama.
@MarthaWoodworth - Who... Lindsay Lohan or Jennifer Lawrence? 🤔
I agree, I feel bad for her too. 💔
Lolol did you come across Lindsay Lohan in your prime ? .. u mean literally? Lololol
She sounds pretty good though
Nice!
We love you David
Lmao. Great video mann!
best thing to happen to basic cable since......conan?
Rapaport is so cringe worthy. He obviously doesn't think so otherwise he wouldn't be able to leave the house if he could feel the full weight of it. Then again I suppose if he was in any way self aware he wouldn't be so cringe.
Great lineup!
I love this show, it's a talk show where they just shit talk everyone including each other
This is the best show.