It's bizarre becasue having a northerner as a pet is ridiculous , it's sad becasue you feel guilt for finding this funny , it's hilarious becasue you like everyone else in the world are prejudice , laughter ofcourse ..or taking the piss.. is the best way to express that ..
Because there's an actual element of truth to this sketch! Yes, far too many Southerns do look down of Northerns... Even to this very day! A throwback to our bullshit class system!
I don't have room for a northerner so i sponsor one. They send me letters to let me know how they're doing. Going to the jobcentre every fortnight and, as a special treat, days out at the footie. So cute.
I'm an adopted Northerner as I went north to live. Beer were better and cheaper and I had four years in my new heaven before Thatcher destroyed my life and I ended up in Australia where i became a pet Pommy. Luckily my Northern training stood me in good stead for life with my new owners !! I've got 'em well trained and they don't even notice !!
@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb A fistful of knuckle? Only the well heeled posh got those. We rubbed salt on our teeth and ate salted teeth, our own teeth with a bit of salt. Of course only on special occasions bc teeth were hard to come by.
Absolute genius. Best Comedy of the '80s 90's onward. Along with Only fools and horses. I nearly cried, felt so sorry for the guy. Thanx for sharing. Please watch the African pharmacist sketch by Harry.
No one ever said Northerners weren’t safe. On the contrary, my Northerner keeps my property protected and safeguarded from any would-be burglar. Anyone dodgy steps on my property and he’s straight out there flinging empty cans of Special Brew, threatening to “twat” them and calling their “Mam” a “worrrr” Whatever that means.
Such a cruel and heartbreaking video! That was too harsh, even for this story. Really got upset, especially at the end when Clive cries. I think I need a drink and a walk outside...
+CountryHouseGent Thing is that they originally are breeded for work and not as lap northeners. So was the reason for the curly pube scalp hair to minimise the risk of accidents with rotating machinery and not the allergies of posh families as commonly believed. It is simply not good for them to treat them too gentle as you can see with the fruit. They've been breeded to live on crisps, canned beer and abattoir refuse. Herbal food with to much vitamines is as harmful as feather-bedding. We've got reports from Norteners, who started to mine in the gardens as vacuum activity. To keep them species-appropriate is the only reason for this ridiculus need of constant economic growth despite shortage of resouces and a productivity and automation level, in which human labour is more or less obsolete.
A northerners for life. Not just for Xmas. Don't buy a northerner unless you can give him a forever home. Too many people buy a new, young northerner and throw the old one out when he needs expensive medical care in his old age.
Brilliant stuff! Paul's Geordie accent is spot on. Yes, we all think these sketches are brilliant here 'up north'. We're quite resilient and don't need political correctness. So don't worry, we see the funny side of many things. Best wishes to you all.🤗
@@nev7711 you're not laughing at yourself, someone else is. You're accepting it meekly because you can do nothing about it, but are putting on a veneer of joviality to hide it. As coping mechanisms go, I hope it works for you.
Towns are full of feral northerners hanging around Primark. Mind you, one of the cruellest things I've seen was a southerner given mushy peas thinking it was guacamole. Floods of tears and a nasty rash.
Veg is fine if it’s stewed to the point it no longer has any texture or flavour, so long as it was in the same pot as any meat. Doesn’t matter where you found the meat as long as it used to be moving and is no longer moving. But fruit is a no, it stops your gums bleeding. We don’t want that now do we?
Reminds mi when mi first southern family kicked mi oot, I'll tell thee it was a rough ole night in Nottin Hill, luckily a nice family named the Dowingers took me in.
HowlingSnail And you know how to speak English and use a computer all by yourself?! Good boy! I hope your owners give you lots of treats for being such a clever boy!
There’s a new face at my kids’ school (in Australia). He’s a Northerner named Jack. I thought he was a teacher, but I now realise he’s the school’s therapy pet....
As a northerner I love Harry and Paul taking the piss, just a bit gutted that I’m supposed to be outraged and shocked by this in 2024. Just a pity other minorities spoil comedy.
To all my fellow northern folk hit that thumbs up let's show the south and England what we made off.us country camo wearing rabbit eating whippet loving hunting stout drinking badasses we are we show no surrender to the rest of England as we are the red rose community and we love it!!!!!!
My northerner is a right little bastard he pisses every where fights with the next door neighbors dog and goes out robbing late at night. You couldn't give him a fresh steak or a line caught salmon he only wants processed foods or tin food.
Im crying at all these comments, they are too funny! Me Dad is from South Shields :D Mum and I try everyday to get him to speak properly but he still cant say things correctly! Poor Little Northern Man! *pats his head*
I'm pretty sure that they eat canned fruit like peach slices. It's just the fresh fruit that can cause stomach problems, with being fresh an' all like.
@@lendus.adolla Talking of luxury. We even had tinned grapefruit as an aperitif to Sunday mornings traditional fare of bacon and eggs. If you got tinned grapefruit that was in fruit juice and not syrup, they were unedible without 14 teaspoonfulls of sugar. Aye....those wert daze.
Jack the Northerner isn't played by Joe Dempsie (Skins, Game of Thrones). There is a slight physical resemblance, but the ages involved are all wrong. I definitely recognise this actor from something, but trawling through IMDB has yielded no clues. Perhaps someone more familiar with British TV can identify him?
I once saw a Yorkshireman outside of his beloved "count'eh". All he did was talk at anyone who'd listen that he's from Yorkshire and how much better life is there. He also said Yorkshire folk are the friendliest people in UK. Head up their own arses with a healthy chip on the shoulder to anyone else who's proud of their home county/town/area.
where can i get my own pet northerner from, and do i need to stock up on newcastle brown ale, and pies, get a whippet, install a outside toilet, and put the manchester united match on television.
Dvorak based this song on music he heard in the US on an extended 1890s tour. It is often done as a classic American folk standard called "Going Home".. If you want to hear a great rendition, search for: "Going Home" song from the movie "The Snake Pit" 1948 on RUclips.
I can't believe I'm replying to this 9 years later (hope you're alive and well). That's from Dvorak's 9th Symphony aka 'From the New World'. Here in Britain, it was famously used a few years ago on TV adverts for a well-known sandwich bread brand called Hovis. The company was based in the North of England and the ads always featured traditional northern themes, very Ye Olde Worlde type adverts. So here in the UK, that piece of music is always associated with places 'up north' like Yorkshire and Lancashire etc.
@@kazmanscoop Thank you for your reply. It is interesting how music takes on different associations. My beautiful mother died four years ago at the age of 90. In the last few months of her life she used to often listen to this song on RUclips done as a violin concerto, which surprised me, because she always used to say that violin music made her sad. She knew she would be going home soon. She told me the morning that she died that she was going to live with my father again. He had died five months earlier. I'm not sure if she even knew he had passed, and yet, she knew. Don't mean to be depressing, but still thought I'd share. My best to you and your family and friends from Washington, DC.
Jack the Northerner isn't played by Joe Dempsie (Skins, Game of Thrones). There is a slight physical resemblance, but the ages involved are all wrong. I definitely recognise this actor from something, but trawling through IMDB has yielded no clues. Perhaps someone more familiar with British TV can identify him?
And remember, a northerner is for life not just Christmas.
That's not true.
🤣
@@lambethlongshanks4791 🤣🤣🤣
Eeee, by gum, lad!
Everyone nowadays since lockdown has got a CockoftheNorthapoo ....
How does this sketch manage to be hilarious, sad, and bizarre all at the same time?! 😂🤣
England
Too true , I think I meet jack working at Morrisons
It's bizarre becasue having a northerner as a pet is ridiculous , it's sad becasue you feel guilt for finding this funny , it's hilarious becasue you like everyone else in the world are prejudice , laughter ofcourse ..or taking the piss.. is the best way to express that ..
@@ianmangham4570 Summed up in one word.Only we can 👍
Because there's an actual element of truth to this sketch! Yes, far too many Southerns do look down of Northerns... Even to this very day! A throwback to our bullshit class system!
I used to be Northerner.. but learned how to like salad.. don't even pee on the carpet anymore, got wooden floors.
Still kept your old northerner name tho I see! Lol
Aye but a bet tha still pisses in bath
Can you digest quiche too? :(
they had us in the first half , not gonna lie
😂
As a northerner I still love to watch the traffic lights change, technology eh....fantastic.
It's like some kind of magic innit?
The lights are great fun. We like to gather round and place bets on which color lights up next. Hours of fun at the lights.
You got bluddy traffic lights round your way? Not proper northern that.
People blame the northerners but most often it’s the owners fault. I wouldn’t let many southerners own a goldfish.
great call
A northerner is just being themselves, can't fault them. We really should make owners take some sort of a course.
Don't pick them up from the pub, and befriend them, just creates strays. Get a rescue northerner. Some lovely friends to be had!
Indeed we always get rescues. Great conversation pieces the cheeky little scamps!!! 🍺
I don't have room for a northerner so i sponsor one. They send me letters to let me know how they're doing. Going to the jobcentre every fortnight and, as a special treat, days out at the footie. So cute.
I have to say I laughed a lot at the line 'northerners don't like fruit'
Pastry, pastry.... a little more pastry with peas pud and ham on a weekend like.
I'm an adopted Northerner as I went north to live. Beer were better and cheaper and I had four years in my new heaven before Thatcher destroyed my life and I ended up in Australia where i became a pet Pommy. Luckily my Northern training stood me in good stead for life with my new owners !! I've got 'em well trained and they don't even notice !!
My northern parents would buy me licorice for a treat, years later I found out that it was coal!
Licourish coal, aye I remember it well. Me teef didn't thank me thou
Coal? Luxury! Mine would just give me a handful of hot gravel.
@@wbertie2604 hot gravel? Luxury. I would just get a fistful of knuckle as I was punched senseless. Never did me any harm.
@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb A fistful of knuckle? Only the well heeled posh got those. We rubbed salt on our teeth and ate salted teeth, our own teeth with a bit of salt. Of course only on special occasions bc teeth were hard to come by.
I must say conservative party political broadcasts have become so much more creative and honest of late. How refreshing.
Very good of Brian May to step up to this one.
You must mention his hair he loves people talking about his hair.
Absolute genius. Best Comedy of the '80s 90's onward. Along with Only fools and horses. I nearly cried, felt so sorry for the guy. Thanx for sharing. Please watch the African pharmacist sketch by Harry.
We had a Northener once, a Bluted Geordie. Used to wee on the carpet after 20 tins of Newky Brown. We had to have him put down. It was for the best.
Neuky Broon.
The irony of this is up north is safer now than London with the wild life you now have down there.
No one ever said Northerners weren’t safe. On the contrary, my Northerner keeps my property protected and safeguarded from any would-be burglar. Anyone dodgy steps on my property and he’s straight out there flinging empty cans of Special Brew, threatening to “twat” them and calling their “Mam” a “worrrr”
Whatever that means.
Such a cruel and heartbreaking video! That was too harsh, even for this story. Really got upset, especially at the end when Clive cries. I think I need a drink and a walk outside...
and I'm pretty sure Jack came from a Northener Mill ADOPT DON'T SHOP
Ikr
It's humour,.....that us "SOFT " Southerners have made up...I'm sure Northerners has'nt been given any fruit to harm them.!
Are you implying comedy wokeness?
Paul Whitehouse really is a very good actor.
Chameleon who was in thousands from Vic Reeves Big Night Out to The Death of Stalin.
I'm taking my son to Battersea Northerns Home this weekend.
Going to pick up a lovely boy that was found wandering on the A1 near Hull.
I'd never do this to my Northerner. :(
+CountryHouseGent Thing is that they originally are breeded for work and not as lap northeners. So was the reason for the curly pube scalp hair to minimise the risk of accidents with rotating machinery and not the allergies of posh families as commonly believed. It is simply not good for them to treat them too gentle as you can see with the fruit. They've been breeded to live on crisps, canned beer and abattoir refuse. Herbal food with to much vitamines is as harmful as feather-bedding. We've got reports from Norteners, who started to mine in the gardens as vacuum activity. To keep them species-appropriate is the only reason for this ridiculus need of constant economic growth despite shortage of resouces and a productivity and automation level, in which human labour is more or less obsolete.
ruclips.net/video/Zyy8lgbhExg/видео.html
Northerners look friendly enough, one might purchase one as a pet so long as they refrain from wondering around looking for an outside toilet! haw haw
Bless your heart!
A northerners for life. Not just for Xmas. Don't buy a northerner unless you can give him a forever home. Too many people buy a new, young northerner and throw the old one out when he needs expensive medical care in his old age.
That cry at the end was the icing on the cake!
it was ! lol
Then Jack went down to King's Landing, renamed himself Gendry, but remained a northerner at heart
I'd report them to the RSPCN.....
They'd prosecute that guy!!!!!
Paul looks like Brian May with that hair
Is this a Labour party political broadcast?
Brilliant stuff! Paul's Geordie accent is spot on. Yes, we all think these sketches are brilliant here 'up north'. We're quite resilient and don't need political correctness. So don't worry, we see the funny side of many things. Best wishes to you all.🤗
It's funny because its true...
@@robert7622 👍😆
Or perhaps you're a broken people witj no pride left... ah well, funny.
@@00mongoose With confidence comes pride and the ability to laugh at oneself. Remember, this is in the context of a comedy programme, they are acting.
@@nev7711 you're not laughing at yourself, someone else is. You're accepting it meekly because you can do nothing about it, but are putting on a veneer of joviality to hide it. As coping mechanisms go, I hope it works for you.
Saw it happening the second he gave him the beer when sausage rolls were on the floor.
Very funny! lol..... the cry-out at the end, accompanied by the mournful music, was really funny!
Towns are full of feral northerners hanging around Primark. Mind you, one of the cruellest things I've seen was a southerner given mushy peas thinking it was guacamole. Floods of tears and a nasty rash.
Poor Gendry, always did wonder what happened to him after Aria left.
Speaking as a proud northerner I loved it!
Poor old Brian May.
A real northerner would've lifted out a few driveway pavers and smashed their car to bits....
Headbutted the owner.
NLM Just remember Northern Lives Matter
LoL
Not according to the Labour party
They don't tho, not really
We all need a northerner. Great entertainment.
It’s true, Northerners are frightened of fruit.
My Dad has never eaten fruit in his life....
he’s terrified of the stuff!
Veg is fine if it’s stewed to the point it no longer has any texture or flavour, so long as it was in the same pot as any meat. Doesn’t matter where you found the meat as long as it used to be moving and is no longer moving. But fruit is a no, it stops your gums bleeding. We don’t want that now do we?
Just what I wanted for Christmas! I'm so jealous!
3:14 that cry at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminds mi when mi first southern family kicked mi oot, I'll tell thee it was a rough ole night in Nottin Hill, luckily a nice family named the Dowingers took me in.
As a northerner myself I am warning all you southern puffs that we in the north are all skilled in the martial art of Ecky Thump, so beware!
What is that green in that garden mean? Ours has mattresses and spare car parts. Fruit? Is?
I'm a Northerner called Jack...
HowlingSnail And you know how to speak English and use a computer all by yourself?! Good boy! I hope your owners give you lots of treats for being such a clever boy!
HowlingSnail so am I.
There’s a new face at my kids’ school (in Australia). He’s a Northerner named Jack. I thought he was a teacher, but I now realise he’s the school’s therapy pet....
Eee by gum numbers.
ooby dooby dooby, ooby dooby dooby...
aye by gum numbers LOL
eeee by gum numbers not aye
These 2 are genius 😂
lol i luv the fact they treat 'clive' like a dog ;)
Yes, that is the entire joke.
As a northerner I love Harry and Paul taking the piss, just a bit gutted that I’m supposed to be outraged and shocked by this in 2024. Just a pity other minorities spoil comedy.
To all my fellow northern folk hit that thumbs up let's show the south and England what we made off.us country camo wearing rabbit eating whippet loving hunting stout drinking badasses we are we show no surrender to the rest of England as we are the red rose community and we love it!!!!!!
7 thumbs up in 3 years. Looks like RUclips hasn't made it up north yet
Poor Clive
it's so sad with The Scientist playing in the background
Jjjooooeeee!!! He’s always so adorable!!! 2 skins actors together!!!
clives face when presented with the cans hahaha good boy
I want one for my Birthday 😂😂😂😂
@GELisherenotqueer It's from the 2nd movement of Symphony No. 9 in E Minor, "From the New World", Op. 95, B. 178 by Antonín Dvořák.
My northerner is a right little bastard he pisses every where fights with the next door neighbors dog and goes out robbing late at night. You couldn't give him a fresh steak or a line caught salmon he only wants processed foods or tin food.
I would never treat a dog that badly.. 🤣
Should hope not.
E numbers.. E bah gum numbers..
Im crying at all these comments, they are too funny! Me Dad is from South Shields :D Mum and I try everyday to get him to speak properly but he still cant say things correctly! Poor Little Northern Man! *pats his head*
This is hilarious.
No such thing as a bad northerner. Just bad owners
I found a northerner tied to a gate post.
Some people are so cruel
Heartbreaking
remember a Northerner is for life, not just for Christmas
From a time when British humour was actually funny!
Roger Rams what you mean any time?
im sorry but the everyday unbearable british humour is not the same as british tv humour. im so glad for tv
I grew up in north east England. Go and visit, you will find out.
“Northerners are frightened of fruit”. Very true.
It's true. Northerners do love beer in cans and are afraid of fruit
I'm a northerner and I have NEVER once drank a beer from a can and I love fruit.
I'm pretty sure that they eat canned fruit like peach slices. It's just the fresh fruit that can cause stomach problems, with being fresh an' all like.
@@lendus.adolla I grew up on tinned peach slices and carnation evaporated milk.
@@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb Luxury !
@@lendus.adolla Talking of luxury. We even had tinned grapefruit as an aperitif to Sunday mornings traditional fare of bacon and eggs. If you got tinned grapefruit that was in fruit juice and not syrup, they were unedible without 14 teaspoonfulls of sugar. Aye....those wert daze.
So this is where Gendry was when he was rowing!
Jack the Northerner isn't played by Joe Dempsie (Skins, Game of Thrones). There is a slight physical resemblance, but the ages involved are all wrong. I definitely recognise this actor from something, but trawling through IMDB has yielded no clues. Perhaps someone more familiar with British TV can identify him?
2020: Northerners Lives Matter
I'm a Northerner. If you are going to adopt me I like chips, walking in the mountains, and coal. :) Please treat me well...
I once saw a Yorkshireman outside of his beloved "count'eh". All he did was talk at anyone who'd listen that he's from Yorkshire and how much better life is there. He also said Yorkshire folk are the friendliest people in UK.
Head up their own arses with a healthy chip on the shoulder to anyone else who's proud of their home county/town/area.
Duggie Bader Sounds like hes not the only one with a chip on his shoulder
The term is “violently berate you” as to how Yorkshire has the friendliest people, “You soft southern shandy drinking poof”.
@@craigeast3682 A total fish shop full I think!!!! Lol
As someone from the midlands I’m not sure how I feel about this one
Great comments for great humour......I’m off up the M1 to get me own northerner ! Do they have smooth coated female ones ?
For my birthday, I will ask for a Northerner, Cheryl Cole.
Living under the Norman yoke:)
Some people should never be allowed to have a northerner... 😔
E bah Gum Numbers 😂😂😂😂 Enfield is national treasure!
as a northerner i love it
where can i get my own pet northerner from, and do i need to stock up on newcastle brown ale, and pies, get a whippet, install a outside toilet, and put the manchester united match on television.
and the southerners are the pets of the Rothchilds ! PS iam a northerner but taught myself how to read LOL
Dvorak based this song on music he heard in the US on an extended 1890s tour. It is often done as a classic American folk standard called "Going Home".. If you want to hear a great rendition, search for:
"Going Home" song from the movie "The Snake Pit" 1948
on RUclips.
I can't believe I'm replying to this 9 years later (hope you're alive and well).
That's from Dvorak's 9th Symphony aka 'From the New World'. Here in Britain, it was famously used a few years ago on TV adverts for a well-known sandwich bread brand called Hovis. The company was based in the North of England and the ads always featured traditional northern themes, very Ye Olde Worlde type adverts. So here in the UK, that piece of music is always associated with places 'up north' like Yorkshire and Lancashire etc.
@@kazmanscoop Thank you for your reply. It is interesting how music takes on different associations. My beautiful mother died four years ago at the age of 90. In the last few months of her life she used to often listen to this song on RUclips done as a violin concerto, which surprised me, because she always used to say that violin music made her sad. She knew she would be going home soon. She told me the morning that she died that she was going to live with my father again. He had died five months earlier. I'm not sure if she even knew he had passed, and yet, she knew. Don't mean to be depressing, but still thought I'd share. My best to you and your family and friends from Washington, DC.
Good all Harry and Tory boy.
"You bad Northerner"!
Poor Mr.Meoff.
I would never keep a Northerner. My wife has allergies.
I thought dany made Gendry lord of the stormlands?
Jack ended up rowing around Kings Landing
"You wicked northerner!"
It's just too sad, poor northener
Gendry always enjoyed running, even as a puppy.
Jack the Northerner isn't played by Joe Dempsie (Skins, Game of Thrones). There is a slight physical resemblance, but the ages involved are all wrong. I definitely recognise this actor from something, but trawling through IMDB has yielded no clues. Perhaps someone more familiar with British TV can identify him?
@@LHyoutube No, other LH, that's definitely Joe Dempsie.
@@lh384 - I think you might be relying too much on physical resemblance and not enough on basic years and ages.
"Lies we eat del monte fruit coctail with evaporated milk."
is that gendry from game of thrones?!!!!!!!
I thought so too.
No, it's the new northerner.
Who thinks he looks like Brian may from queen ? 😂😂😂
Specifically the version used in [search youtube for "CDP Classics ads - Hovis (1974 - 1979)"] ey up.
Looking at the way Cameron is treating the working classes this is before it's time really...
How anyone can miss the messages being openly sent is beyoun me.
That was legit tragic.
fantastic!
Still darkly relevant humour.
I want one
It’s time for Clive to be destroyed. 😢
Chris from Skins got far
Classic! 😂😂😂😂