this fair, unbiased commentary, so calm and collected and with supreme choice of delicate words to descibe the sometimes very chaotic and messy situations is almost uncanny. Hard to believe that a single person is the source of such high levels of journalistic professionalism and integrity.
"The Vikings might have plundered all the beautiful Scottish women, and some good looking sheep, but now it's the Scots doing the plundering here in Norway!!" 😂😂😂
I must have binge watched the entire channel dozens of times. This surely comes in handy. Please never stop creating these priceless masterpieces! Thank you very much for pure class entertainment!
This channel epitomizes the typical Scottish approach to fitba, Eng vs Sco rivalry, and foremist this is pure foking brilliant Scottish banter. From the Pole. 🏴⚽🇵🇱
Never felt such joy in life, my ears, eyes, hands, legs and mind will never be the same, the most unbiased commentary i have seen in my life, and a person who could make a simple dribble, look like prime dalgish or masson or whoever your favorite scottish player is
No matter what kind of day i am having. Weather bad or good this guy never fails to brighten it up. Absolutely hilarious and my favourite channel on RUclips. He should be providing commentary for Scotland games from now on. It would make it way more interesting and of course non biased 😂
Bloody brilliant, has me in stitches time and time again. I'd like to think every Englishman loves this, it is exactly how it is down the pub with your Scottish mates watching the world cup or any game with Scotland or England in it. Marvellous!
"The German's got no idea what happened. It's like he was ambushed by a big, stupid cake"😭😭😭 "Crossley" "Dropsley" "he absolutely stoats the ref and he is dead" 😭😭😭 why is this man so so awesome.
OTOH, just be greatful that someone has found the original recordings for us to enjoy for posterity. Enjoy - and learn from! The don't do commentary like this any more. 😟
Ive never heard more passionate commentator in my life!!!! These geezer need to do some world cup,such a fascinating person ,im Pole and i love a moments 😂😂😂😂when English divers loosing to Ireland,Wales or Scotland,its super inspirational moments
The 20th Anniversary of us winning the 2006 Kirin Cup is going to be amazing. That glorious 0-0 in Saitama, Japan lives long in the memory for us all. John Swinney just announced that we are getting the whole summer off in 2026. Which is good, because there's fuck all else going on that summer...
"I'ts like he was ambushed by a big stupid cake", and he just continues with one laugh bomb after another, it's too much. Jesus McKallaster, put up a warning label or something, I nearly just died from laughing so hard. 😂🤣😆 Bags of admiration from Germany. How I wish we had commentators like you here. Unfortunately ours are all robots programmed to sedate the audience.
I'm told that many keyboards have been ruined by people spitting out their coffee. Not sure why. These are all professional unbiased commentaries. But I'm glad you didn't die.
@@McKallaster Me too, 😂 I want to hear more please, but I am now warned not to drink anything whilst indulging your humble brain 🤣 Please don't stop any time soon and if you come down to Nürnberg by any chance then I'm buying !
Even as a sassenach this is hilarious. Keep it up and maybe one day Scotland may qualify from their group in a major tournament, just joking!!! Like this commentary is. Brilliant stuff!!
"The Vikings might have plundered all the beautiful Scottish women....... and some good looking sheep".... Is what got my coffee spilled from the mouth to my keyboard...
Koeman not getting sent off then scoring that goal is the funniest thing I have ever seen in all my years of watching fitba. Even now I still get major lolz. The hilarity only increased with the transmission of the documentary.😂😂
I am belly laughing from Canada. The closed captions are useful! I would like to hear Alastair McKallaster cover Emiliano Martinez' trophy celebrations.
this fair, unbiased commentary, so calm and collected and with supreme choice of delicate words to descibe the sometimes very chaotic and messy situations is almost uncanny. Hard to believe that a single person is the source of such high levels of journalistic professionalism and integrity.
That's us, Scots, for you! 😂😂😂 🍀🏴🙏🏴🍀
Are we English supposed to dislike these? Impossible fucking hilarious 😂😂
Not at all. It’s as much having a laugh at biased commentary as having a dig at anyone else. (Blue arm of the Welsh defender. Genius😂 )
@@harryc8415that’s a penalty!!!
100% right although he does it so tongue in cheek it's so frigging funny
Let me translate it for you: Hee haw. Hee haw.
@@kashif9145😂😂😂😂
The legendary commentary of McKallaster never gets old. Every Scotland game should feature his commentary
Also and more importantly every England game.
@@thealgerian3285 I could nae agree more with both o yeez
“This will be surely something Ben Forster will be able to tell his great-grandchildren about….. when he gets home this evening”
🤣🤣🤣
Gold
What a legend this commentator is, so unbiased and calling it as it is. England fans love him.
And Irish 🇮🇪 fans also, that Lampard (goal) "Ach, it's not a good angle" 😅😅😅😅
If you want properly fair and unbiased commentary, you call Allaster McKallaster.
A man of integrity, with an unflappable demeanor.
@@frostyrobot7689aye !
@ddahodd785este comentarista es oro6
Always balanced, impartial and never given to emotional outbursts.
You need to get off the fence.
So glad to have discovered this poetic genius ! "Seaman's all over the place… i'll clean it up at half time." And "the Monet shot". Worra ledge !
I am ENGLISH this is f ing fantastic my wife and I were in stitches....best commentator ever.
“ I’ve not even opened my second can yet”. Absolutely brilliant. 👍❤️🏴🍻
Im subscribing after the "Welsh blue arm" quote... really unbiased and fair comment loooolllllll
"The Vikings might have plundered all the beautiful Scottish women, and some good looking sheep, but now it's the Scots doing the plundering here in Norway!!" 😂😂😂
"Tony Adams arguing that he got the ball but the ref doesn't speak donkey" hit me harder than it should have. 😂
What!?...10 minutes of the totally unbiased Mr Mckallaster....we're getting spoiled here!
All the long suffering San Marino fans across Scotland.. gold
“Barely opened my second can”
@@karencarpenter8275 chin chin
Why McKallaster isn’t working the World Cup is honestly beyond me. You can always count on him for the deepest and most unbiased commentary out there.
Thank you.
Possibly the best video I've seen all year so far.
And somehow Boris just fits in smoothly in this highlights video.
He doesn't fit smoothly into fridges, though.
I must have binge watched the entire channel dozens of times. This surely comes in handy. Please never stop creating these priceless masterpieces! Thank you very much for pure class entertainment!
It was an Argentinian friend who put me on to Mr McKallistair's videos.
Brilliant in it's impartiality
One of the best commentators on RUclips, I deeply enjoy your videos, they always put a grin on my face :)
The sound of the beer can ring pull on kickoff is an absolutely superb touch 😂😂😂😂😂
This channel epitomizes the typical Scottish approach to fitba, Eng vs Sco rivalry, and foremist this is pure foking brilliant Scottish banter. From the Pole. 🏴⚽🇵🇱
The toilet roll on the pitch Lineker keech bit was hilarious 😂👍👍
Never felt such joy in life, my ears, eyes, hands, legs and mind will never be the same, the most unbiased commentary i have seen in my life, and a person who could make a simple dribble, look like prime dalgish or masson or whoever your favorite scottish player is
Hands down the best channel on RUclips as a half English half Scot I absolutely live for this 😂
Brilliant stuff. I'm English but it's hilarious! Subscribed. I've forwarded this video to my Scottish colleagues at work.
You are Great! Love from Greece!
No matter what kind of day i am having. Weather bad or good this guy never fails to brighten it up. Absolutely hilarious and my favourite channel on RUclips. He should be providing commentary for Scotland games from now on. It would make it way more interesting and of course non biased 😂
I gleefully chuckle to myself, day or night, whenever his ravings come to mind - och the stramash ! THE CHEATS ! 😂 🏴 🎉
I'm with you on that one mate 👍 😂😂😂
10mins of gold 😂,,thank you
Este comentarista es oro
"Oh it's a proper stramash!" 😂
Nice one Biff. Arthur Montford will be smiling at the one. 🏴❤️👍
STOP IT ! ! ! STOP IT ! ! !
PLEASE NO MORE ! ! !
I'm dying here. 😂 😂 😂
Bloody brilliant, has me in stitches time and time again. I'd like to think every Englishman loves this, it is exactly how it is down the pub with your Scottish mates watching the world cup or any game with Scotland or England in it. Marvellous!
This makes me crack up each time..."That's a dive! That's a dive!" LOL
"He gets a "do your job" from Roy Keane" 🤣🤣🤣
Could watch them all day long keep em coming ma man😂😂
More to come!
@@McKallaster superb cany wait lol 😆 🤣
Could watch these clips all day.comedy gold.😂
The advertising banners ..internatuonally renowned... Paterson Skip Hire😂😂
Brilliant Stephen. It’s in the details 🏴❤️👍
McKallaster . . . it doesn't get any better! Pissing my pants AGAIN (and I already know all these clips).
"The German's got no idea what happened. It's like he was ambushed by a big, stupid cake"😭😭😭 "Crossley" "Dropsley" "he absolutely stoats the ref and he is dead" 😭😭😭 why is this man so so awesome.
I just discovered this man. I am so disappointed that I could have been listening to him call games for my entire life. He is amazing.
OTOH, just be greatful that someone has found the original recordings for us to enjoy for posterity. Enjoy - and learn from! The don't do commentary like this any more. 😟
Tony Adams eeeeoh eeeeoh 😂😂😂
Absolutely mad brilliant and ahem unbiased greatness
Thank you. Sorry about your cough.
Absolutely hilarious and brilliant!! A LEGEND already!!
"Run faster Ronald!!" It gets me every time!!
I'm English and this is f@ckin brilliant! 😂
As a welshman I find MCKALLASTER hilarious I laugh my bloody head off with his unbiased commentary 🤣 😂 😆 🏴🏴🏴🏴.
For sure the cold with that blue arm😂😂😂😂😂
@@jamieweir2598😂😂😂
Pure genius! Haven’t laughed that much in ages.
"The Monet shot" will never not make me cry with laughter! 😂
Im English and i think this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂 , brilliant stuff 😂😂😂
Quality jock commentary love it 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
I don't know if there exists a human that doesn't suit the taste of your contents. I say, make more of these HILARIOUS commentaries!!
I know of not one.
The Ben Foster bit had me roaring! "The oldest team in the world, against an even older goalkeeper "😃👌
Lol the whole lot is wonderfully done, and the Boris one is great 🤣🤣
Back to you in the studio Chinny.😂😂
Magnificent, this man is a shoe in for the next UN Secretary General, so fair, so unbiased and sooo funny.
I love good unbiased commentary
Really like the homage to Brian Moore with "dink it, dink it"
Who?
@@McKallaster "He's gonna flick one, he's gonna flick one"
@@McKallaster _The Sky at Night_
Brilliant 🎉
There’s so many gags in here you can easily miss half of them. Like every time he shouts hand ball
Absolutely. Hard to pick a favourite. Pure quality 😂
and every time Archie Gemmill appears on the screen.... :)
Music to my ears
"you come to Scotland, you're gettin battered!"
Arh, Hurst just kicks it away... he's giving a goal... how's that a goal!! Oh my god, love it . More please.
Brilliant!
mad mental Scottish magic, get it right up ye England ! Legend Ali
Greatest commentary ever. 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾
Sooooo funny, I love watching these videos. Has me in stitches 😂😂😂😂
Ive never heard more passionate commentator in my life!!!! These geezer need to do some world cup,such a fascinating person ,im Pole and i love a moments 😂😂😂😂when English divers loosing to Ireland,Wales or Scotland,its super inspirational moments
The 20th Anniversary of us winning the 2006 Kirin Cup is going to be amazing.
That glorious 0-0 in Saitama, Japan lives long in the memory for us all.
John Swinney just announced that we are getting the whole summer off in 2026.
Which is good, because there's fuck all else going on that summer...
An underrated aspect of this is the awful sound quality 😂
'Archival quality'.
"I'ts like he was ambushed by a big stupid cake", and he just continues with one laugh bomb after another, it's too much.
Jesus McKallaster, put up a warning label or something, I nearly just died from laughing so hard. 😂🤣😆
Bags of admiration from Germany. How I wish we had commentators like you here. Unfortunately ours are all robots programmed to sedate the audience.
I'm told that many keyboards have been ruined by people spitting out their coffee. Not sure why. These are all professional unbiased commentaries. But I'm glad you didn't die.
@@McKallaster Me too, 😂 I want to hear more please, but I am now warned not to drink anything whilst indulging your humble brain 🤣 Please don't stop any time soon and if you come down to Nürnberg by any chance then I'm buying !
This is the best thing on YT right now😂😂😂😂
One of the best things on RUclips. Hilarious.
It's Koeman home!
Strangely prophetic as the song wasn't written until a few years later!
Baddiel and Skinner stole that from me. The Cheats that they are!
Simply genius!
When he get's home this evening 😂😂
😂😂😂
Even as a sassenach this is hilarious. Keep it up and maybe one day Scotland may qualify from their group in a major tournament, just joking!!! Like this commentary is. Brilliant stuff!!
If football is art..
Then that's the Monet shot..
Fuckin dying
Sky or BT sign him up😂
This commentator is my new hero
‘Hunter doesn’t agree…’ 💀 😂
Fair and square
8:25 back to you in the studio Chinny 😂😂😂😂
Brilliant
Love it, absolutely brilliant. I can’t believe the Frank Lampard “inconclusive” goal didn’t make it in this video.
"That is the Puskas!!" 😂😂
I don't mind being Spaniard and losing to Scotland AT ALL Cheers M8!
McKallaster is so unbiased he should be the referee for the next few english international games
Or at the very least I could be on VAR duty.
@@McKallasterI'm English but I'm pissing myself here watching this. You are a comic genius.
Pure gallas my friend!
McKallaster could make a boring 0-0 game in the Maldives sound exciting!!!! Brilliant!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Pure Gold😂🎉
Fair, impartial and unbiased as ever. I still cant work out what nation he supports.
I just pissed myself, best commentary ever……..😂
Can’t wait to use the phrase “proper stramash “ in a sentence today.
You’ll know one when you see it. 👍
Aahhh yess Big up from Holland Class act!
"The Vikings might have plundered all the beautiful Scottish women....... and some good looking sheep"....
Is what got my coffee spilled from the mouth to my keyboard...
Koeman not getting sent off then scoring that goal is the funniest thing I have ever seen in all my years of watching fitba. Even now I still get major lolz. The hilarity only increased with the transmission of the documentary.😂😂
Such an unbiased commentary from Allaster McKallaster 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes😂😂 unbiased as always
🤣 fantastic 🏆 much ❤️ to 🏴 from 🏴
My son who’s born American ( I’m Scottish ) and he’s 15..I turned it on after him…I have been laughing ever since…soooperb😂😂
I am belly laughing from Canada. The closed captions are useful! I would like to hear Alastair McKallaster cover Emiliano Martinez' trophy celebrations.
I've 'liked' it before I've even watched it.
@2:50 "The referee left with no choice but to give him a final warning!" 🤣🤣🤣