Also I don't know why exactly, but a house filled with college students and guns just seems like a bad idea. Even the Christian students I know could get pretty damn drunk and make questionable decisions, some of which were violent. Adding guns in the mix seems like an accident waiting to happen.
Can we get a book review? And no cheating by looking up what’s actually in there, I want garbled decades-old memories of what it was about with commentary, please please please
There's a culture clash between eras where we think landlines are old but they're still in restaurants and offices. Where CDs are outdated but people are clamoring for records. Also no one ever considers the fact that nobody has ever reinvented the umbrella and that has been around for centuries.
I think I just discovered a new favorite subgenre called "autotuned anecdotes about intensely awkward situations," and I am thoroughly enjoying myself. This is a gift.
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor I really agree with you, lol. The funny thing is, I usually really dislike autotune for those exact reasons. I think part of the appeal might be the absurdity of using autotune for a spoken medium in the first place. BUT the bigger one for me is the subtitles: that lets me turn the volume down to a manageable level while I enjoy the absurd autotuned voice (thank God for subtitles).
You would think, back in those days - it would be one of those situations, like with medical offices, “Can we leave confidential information on your answering machine/voicemail?”
I was kind of hoping Sandy hadn't mentioned a name so all the guys would just be wondering which one of them was gay. Imagine the chaos of all of them trying to guess which one of them was gay while also all feverishly denying it wasn't them
Him: "So, there was this machine called an 'answering machine'--" Me: "Oh no." Him: "And I lived in a big house full of guys from the fundamentalist church, and they all had a lot of guns--" Me: "OH NO 😱"
@blaiddfumbler Um... the 1900's are all the years that start with 19, so yeah. The 1990's were in the 1900's. Wait, do you think that the 1800's was only 10 years long? That must have made history class really confusing. Edit: And for the record, before you complain about me being Gen Alpha, I lived during the 1900's for 28 years.
@@dogberry20 "Erm... the 1900's are all the years that start with 19, so yeah 🤓" MF.. bro, my man, YOU GUYS ARE ACTNG LIKE ITS 300 YEARS AGO, IT WAS ONLY 25 YEARS AGO WHEN IT WAS ENDING 1800s IS A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO, ITS 125 YEARS AGO. it ain't that long ago bruv, just call it the 90s or somethin, not the "1900s" 💀
When I heard “all standing in the kitchen” I froze halfway thru pouring a glass of milk 😂 I’ve been traumatized by the answering machine enough to know lol
Yup, I am so happy the kids coming up today don't seem to be offended or threatened by LGBT+. 20 somethings I meet now are very supportive. PROGRESS!!!
@@xavierhouston4650 What's regressing exactly? Because a lot the of time when an affliction leaves, it's a good thing. Homophobia is pretty complex in its implementation, having it regress will progress any country's financial stability, and lower crime. It one or the other, fear and hate vs economic stability and safety. So again, what's regressing, and how is that remotely bad?
Hope this one isn't too long for Javadoodles to java doodle. I can already see this badass dorm full of guns, looking like Frank Castle's bunker or something.
I remember answering machines. Those were the days. I could listen to the telemarketer leaving a message instead of watch my phone ring with "Scam Likely" and letting it go to the voicemail I don't even bother to check anymore.
You and your housemates, standing there like in Book of Mormon: Turn it off like a light switch There, it's gone (Good for you) My hetero side just won I'm all better now 😂😂😂😂
Boys should be with girls, that’s Heavenly Father’s plan, So if you ever feel you’d rather be with a man, Turn it off (I’m actually going to see that play next month!)
Oh, you meant the musical! I was like, "I am very familiar with the Book of Mormon, and it does not talk about how not to be gay. Weirdly, it does say to not be polygamous for the most part, but nothing about homosexuality."
I'm glad you survived that book and stayed true to who you are! I remember feeling so wrong. Now I'm happily married to my beautiful wyfe. 😊❤ We've been married 20 years
Glad you’re still who you were meant to be. Enjoyed the delivery of your story. I did feel your pain when the damn answering machine message was played back… 😬🇨🇦
"I guess it made them feel safer" huh..i never made that connection before. Its not that they love to kill things, its that deep down inside they feel absolutely terrified.
Stories like this remind me that even though my parents are welcoming and accepting doesn't mean everyone has as good a situation. Every time I hear one of these stories I feel so glad that I am accepted, and these always make me laugh.
That was not only a thoughless message to leave on an answering machine, but unnecessary.. Sandy could have just said "Hi Kevin,the book that you ordered is here, and waiting to be picked up"
I f*cking screamed when you said “answering machine”. 💀Gods what a horrible invention! How did we ever survive it? I thought would have been the point that you all burst out laughing at “what a great prank” someone played on you! 💀
"Hi Kevin. This is Sandy from the bookstore and your book Coming Out of Homosexualityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy has arrived"
One of our very flamboyantly gay friends in my lifelong group of friends came out to us finally when we were all in our late 20s. He told us he had “just realized he was gay” and that he just HAD to tell us. We all stood around looking at him silently, when one of the other guys said, “…why didn’t you just ask US? We’ve known for years”. LOL.
“Talking about Jesus with their guns” is one of the most American sentences of all time
Jesus notoriously loved guns 😂
Also I don't know why exactly, but a house filled with college students and guns just seems like a bad idea. Even the Christian students I know could get pretty damn drunk and make questionable decisions, some of which were violent. Adding guns in the mix seems like an accident waiting to happen.
Hell yes, ranting about a middle eastern guy with Chinese-made weaponry.
@@DanAndHoeliterally
Yeah, that part made me really laugh 😂
Instructions unclear, I'm still gay.
Rope, _, _.
rope store to your right
ever heard of a noose?
Telling someone to kill themselves just because of a comment is crazy. 💀
yall need to stfu the jokes about suicide are getting old
Can we get a book review? And no cheating by looking up what’s actually in there, I want garbled decades-old memories of what it was about with commentary, please please please
I SECOND THIS WHOLE HEARTEDLY.
😭😭😭
Yessssss omg
Yes yes pls do this
THIS!!
As soon as you said "answering machine" I said "oh shit"
Same and I was born in 2005…
Oh god! Yes children there was a whole civilization before you existed!
read Homestuck
@@reberca-uy2zx but it's so long...
There's a culture clash between eras where we think landlines are old but they're still in restaurants and offices. Where CDs are outdated but people are clamoring for records. Also no one ever considers the fact that nobody has ever reinvented the umbrella and that has been around for centuries.
I think I just discovered a new favorite subgenre called "autotuned anecdotes about intensely awkward situations," and I am thoroughly enjoying myself. This is a gift.
Kind of hurts my head/ears personally but I can see the appeal of it :) the stories are interesting
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor I really agree with you, lol. The funny thing is, I usually really dislike autotune for those exact reasons.
I think part of the appeal might be the absurdity of using autotune for a spoken medium in the first place. BUT the bigger one for me is the subtitles: that lets me turn the volume down to a manageable level while I enjoy the absurd autotuned voice (thank God for subtitles).
I love it!
While also hating auto tune.
I'd actually prefer that over AI narrations 😭
@@doritodrummah- Totally agree. It had me hangin’ on the edge of my seat.
How to clearly define "awkward" in the most entertaining way possible.
Without using the word itself, proper story telling at its finest 😂
I feel like Sandy from the Christian Bookstore did that on purpose 😂😂
When I tell you I HOLLERED glad you survived a fraternity too.
Instead of calling someone a Karen or a Kevin…
I shall henceforth be calling them “SANDY FROM THE CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORE!” 😂
"Who talks about Jesus with his/her guns."?
@@SiiriCressey- Americans. That’s who.
You would think, back in those days - it would be one of those situations, like with medical offices, “Can we leave confidential information on your answering machine/voicemail?”
@@XOChristianaNicole I was adding to what Belue said. Sandy from the Christian bookstore who talks about Jesus with her guns.
I was kind of hoping Sandy hadn't mentioned a name so all the guys would just be wondering which one of them was gay. Imagine the chaos of all of them trying to guess which one of them was gay while also all feverishly denying it wasn't them
But in reality, it was probably all of them…back in the ninetieeeeesssss 🎵
it was the ninteeeeessssss.......... 😂😂
I guess it made them… feel.. saferrrr
"Talking about Jesus with their guns" killed me 😂
Right?
Him: "So, there was this machine called an 'answering machine'--"
Me: "Oh no."
Him: "And I lived in a big house full of guys from the fundamentalist church, and they all had a lot of guns--"
Me: "OH NO 😱"
Yeah, me too 🤦🏻♀️
Same!!!!!😂
back in those days... the 1900's
1990
@@freaxfilmthe 1990s were a part of the 1900s.
dear fucking lord, gen alpha is calling the 90s "1900s" 😭😭
it ain't that fucking long ago bro
@blaiddfumbler Um... the 1900's are all the years that start with 19, so yeah. The 1990's were in the 1900's. Wait, do you think that the 1800's was only 10 years long? That must have made history class really confusing.
Edit: And for the record, before you complain about me being Gen Alpha, I lived during the 1900's for 28 years.
@@dogberry20 "Erm... the 1900's are all the years that start with 19, so yeah 🤓"
MF.. bro, my man, YOU GUYS ARE ACTNG LIKE ITS 300 YEARS AGO, IT WAS ONLY 25 YEARS AGO WHEN IT WAS ENDING
1800s IS A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO, ITS 125 YEARS AGO.
it ain't that long ago bruv, just call it the 90s or somethin, not the "1900s" 💀
When I heard “all standing in the kitchen” I froze halfway thru pouring a glass of milk 😂 I’ve been traumatized by the answering machine enough to know lol
The laugh at the end...gives my heart the feels❤
Your such a superb story teller. You could talk about anything and it would brighten my day. And your anecdotes are wild. ❤
Yup, I am so happy the kids coming up today don't seem to be offended or threatened by LGBT+. 20 somethings I meet now are very supportive. PROGRESS!!!
...........not the current teenagers though, not in my school atleast-
Which is very weird, right? But then again it's their parents' fault.@@wisegirl359
@@wisegirl359 I am sorry. They get taught some pretty bad behavior by parents who still hold prejudices. I do see acceptance by some young people. 💜
Regression
@@xavierhouston4650 What's regressing exactly?
Because a lot the of time when an affliction leaves, it's a good thing.
Homophobia is pretty complex in its implementation, having it regress will progress any country's financial stability, and lower crime. It one or the other, fear and hate vs economic stability and safety.
So again, what's regressing, and how is that remotely bad?
You are a survivor ❤. I am sure you were not the only one in the college. 🌈
Honey he wasn't the only one in that house! 😂❤😊
TALKING ABOUT JESUS WITH GUNS
I miss the 90's a lot but I don't miss the 90's at all. Damn.
Oh honey! SAME! 🍵 😂 🫖 😢
I remember the answering machines. Your stories brings back good memories of me growing up in the 90s. Your just have a hilarious turn to it 😂
The minute "answering machine " was said my brain went. "Oh no....OH NO!" It's always the answering machine messages😂
This has got to be the funniest, and most entertaining video I’ve seen in months ,
“They were talking about Jesus with their guns” 😂😂😂
When he said “I heard about this book that taught you how to not be gay” I thought he was going to say the Bible 💀
Tbh, the bible is gay as hell.
This made me realize I've never heard Kevin swear
Proud of you, boo. 🥰🖤🏳️🌈 It’s a lot to deal with, being in situations like that. But you’re amazing, just the way you are. #LGBTQandProud
Hope this one isn't too long for Javadoodles to java doodle. I can already see this badass dorm full of guns, looking like Frank Castle's bunker or something.
My dad still has his landline and answering machine.
IM STILL GAYYYYYYY
Oh my GOD the last two seconds of sing songy "I'm still gay" made me so happy and cracked me UP! 😆 So glad you're still gay 🫶🏻
I remember answering machines. Those were the days. I could listen to the telemarketer leaving a message instead of watch my phone ring with "Scam Likely" and letting it go to the voicemail I don't even bother to check anymore.
Oh my god so this is where that animation channel gets these audios from
Oh this could definitely be a fanfic prompt I'm so sorry 😅😂
That laugh at the end is everything ❤
You and your housemates, standing there like in Book of Mormon:
Turn it off like a light switch
There, it's gone
(Good for you)
My hetero side just won
I'm all better now
😂😂😂😂
Boys should be with girls, that’s Heavenly Father’s plan,
So if you ever feel you’d rather be with a man,
Turn it off
(I’m actually going to see that play next month!)
Oh, you meant the musical! I was like, "I am very familiar with the Book of Mormon, and it does not talk about how not to be gay. Weirdly, it does say to not be polygamous for the most part, but nothing about homosexuality."
Mission failed successfully.
The explaining of what an answering machine is is taking me out 😅😅😅😅 and you didn’t get to the small tape that it’s recorded on 😂😂😂😂
"I'm still gay" is the happy ending we all knew was coming but it was still good to hear
Oh, the level of life affirming that this was. Thank you.
I'm glad you survived that book and stayed true to who you are! I remember feeling so wrong. Now I'm happily married to my beautiful wyfe. 😊❤ We've been married 20 years
Glad you’re still who you were meant to be. Enjoyed the delivery of your story. I did feel your pain when the damn answering machine message was played back… 😬🇨🇦
The vocalizing when you said *”It was the 90’s”* sounded smooth, ngl 😅
"I guess it made them feel safer" huh..i never made that connection before. Its not that they love to kill things, its that deep down inside they feel absolutely terrified.
God I love you. What a life. 😂
Keep doing more anecdotes while talking in that musical autotune voice thingy. Didn't know I needed it so bad in my life. I need more.
Stories like this remind me that even though my parents are welcoming and accepting doesn't mean everyone has as good a situation. Every time I hear one of these stories I feel so glad that I am accepted, and these always make me laugh.
Everybody should speak like this in real life
Yeah, like he and Zimos (Saints Row) does.
I hated sitting through that autotune, but im glad I did lol
I thought this was going to have a way worse ending as soon as he mentioned the answering machine. I'm glad I was wrong.
I haven’t seen you in awhile. I used to call our answering machine to talk to my cat. Nice to see you. Thanks for the chuckle
Answering machines always steal the show.
I was expecting either some wisdom, or a joke, and I got my expectations fullfilled love you so much.
A memory so awkward and embarrassing that I'M going to be remembering it for you when I fall asleep at night 😂 I'm happy the book didn't work ❤
Just discovered your videos last night, i laugh at every one, subbed immediately! We are probably the same age or so, love the stories!
That was not only a thoughless message to leave on an answering machine, but unnecessary..
Sandy could have just said "Hi Kevin,the book that you ordered is here, and waiting to be picked up"
"Talking about Jesus with their guns". That was an eye-roller. lol
Bruh, I call false advertising! Talk about faulty products 😂
I've just found your channel, you are the best, I subscribed and looking forward to lots of laughter! ❤ from Switzerland
This is the quality content I'm on the internet for
"I dis read the book and I'm still gay."
Same.
Auto tuning this video was a choice, not sure if it was the correct choice, but it was a choice.
I was not expecting that at all 😂 “For some reason, they had a lot of guns 💪”
How have I never seen this guy before like ive only ever watched the animations
The ending made me cackle uncontrollably 😂🤣😂
No sh*t, you are so funny. You always seem to be able to make me laugh out loud, heartily. 😅😁✌🏽
This is how every story should be told on RUclips lol.
Such a good story. Such good autotune too.
This has to be one of my favs. And there's plenty of them from your channel so ...
This is incredibly sad and incredibly hilarious 😂😂😂😂
This made me made with tears!! 😭😂
I remember the "pray the gay away" era of the nineties too.:'(
Much love brother.
Great story! It must have been horrible as it happened but you survived it. And you’re handsome with beautiful eyes.
So. .how did the book explain it?
Just look up the song 🎤IT’S NOT OK TO BE GAY! 🎤…
There you go my friend…Thank me later! 😂
Between their guns, and their homophobia, I am in shock and awe that you lived through that, and are with us now to tell the tale!
By far, the best video I'll see today!
In the immortal of Frank Zappa...you are what you is. You is what you am. A cow don't make ham.
You aren't gay, you're in the "Church Choir."
Thank you so much for sharing your life experiences. 💜
I f*cking screamed when you said “answering machine”. 💀Gods what a horrible invention! How did we ever survive it? I thought would have been the point that you all burst out laughing at “what a great prank” someone played on you! 💀
This is the best story
Holy shit, what an absolute treat of a video. How do you do the vocoding?
Lollllll “and I’m still gayyyy” 🤣
Wait a minute. Do you have any experience with Sun In and parachute pants?
As a Christian Ally, I approve of this message
I always knew that gay guys knew how to speak in autotune.
Answering machines really blew all your damn secrets
Dying 😂😂😂 you should call the Christian bookstore and try to get your money back
Or walk into the store and say-sing, "Show me the moneeeeyyyy!" ;-)
"Hi Kevin. This is Sandy from the bookstore and your book Coming Out of Homosexualityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy has arrived"
"So I read the book and I'm still gaaAaAaaAay"
Endings we deserve
I love how you drew out “homosexualityyyyyyyyyyyyy…”😅
Damn that house sharing situation must have been horrible
I remember when my children asked what an answering machine is....
Oh, my God this is a treasure! 😂
this video is so funny thanks for the laughs lmao
We know what an answering machine is but thanks for explaining...
One of our very flamboyantly gay friends in my lifelong group of friends came out to us finally when we were all in our late 20s. He told us he had “just realized he was gay” and that he just HAD to tell us. We all stood around looking at him silently, when one of the other guys said, “…why didn’t you just ask US? We’ve known for years”. LOL.
I would listen to this like a song
That laugh at the end 😂😂
You are so f'ing funny 🤣Cheers!