how DARK SOULS 3 monetizes your pain like a woman

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @FLEEKAZOID
    @FLEEKAZOID  Год назад +885

    UNGA BUNGA. UNGA BUNGA. UNGA BUNGA.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +1172

    "Dark Souls 3 is like a woman" bro is truly a philosopher wondering about matters mankind desperately needs answers for

    • @yuvraajsinha
      @yuvraajsinha Год назад +12

      who monetize your pain. That confirms our relationship with them, we hate them yet love them so much also, we suffer from hairfall because of them.

    • @cyber151
      @cyber151 Год назад +12

      Can I get an amen?

    • @foxdixon2548
      @foxdixon2548 Год назад +10

      Amen 🙏😎

    • @marcust478
      @marcust478 Год назад

      @@cyber151 Can I eat an amen?

    • @danksalt5935
      @danksalt5935 Год назад +4

      We all love women. Unless you’re gaeyyyyy

  • @Gormfeld
    @Gormfeld Год назад +560

    Remember that naked dragon boss who spends the whole fight bemoaning the loss of his child? That was me, stumbling through the game, crying about the loss of my sanity.

    • @SpideyfanX
      @SpideyfanX Год назад +6

      Ayo what naked dragon boss!?

    • @whycantiwearwhiteafterlabo7661
      @whycantiwearwhiteafterlabo7661 Год назад +19

      ​@@SpideyfanXoh you sweet summer child

    • @SpideyfanX
      @SpideyfanX Год назад +3

      @@whycantiwearwhiteafterlabo7661 I need the source.

    • @whycantiwearwhiteafterlabo7661
      @whycantiwearwhiteafterlabo7661 Год назад +19

      @@SpideyfanX I'm pretty sure the guy at the top is talking about Oceiros the Consumed king in the, well, in the Consumed Kings garden. He talks about presumably his dead kid as he fights you and is a pretty vocal boss, but after you rough him up he just goes feral

    • @SpideyfanX
      @SpideyfanX Год назад +1

      @@whycantiwearwhiteafterlabo7661 Ahh I see.

  • @maitreyagurjar5218
    @maitreyagurjar5218 Год назад +331

    Fleek spending 2 hours "first try-ing" the two demons was peak gamer moment. Truly epic.

    • @gradeNB
      @gradeNB Год назад +7

      I was very lucky to have witnessed peak gaming

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 Год назад +266

    Seeing Fleek make a video on Dark Souls 3 is gonna be a great day for me, I'm gonna enjoy this.

    • @yuvraajsinha
      @yuvraajsinha Год назад +1

      I hope that someday he will make a video on Bloodborne.

  • @MasterFlarg89
    @MasterFlarg89 Год назад +184

    This has swiftly become one of my favorite video game channels out there.

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae Год назад +2

      Mine too. This guy talks about games like Space Ice talks about movies, and I'm loving every second of it.

  • @Atlan3
    @Atlan3 Год назад +58

    Fleekazoid philosophic phrases always catch me on guard like "Dark Souls 3 is like a woman" bro is the best philospher of this decade.

  • @GetAwesomeGaming
    @GetAwesomeGaming Год назад +102

    "this is the advice of broken men" I thought i'd die 😂😂😂

  • @airshipcircus
    @airshipcircus Год назад +25

    After thousands of hours in the souls series, I can say for sure that "Too dumb to quit" is the optimum state of mind

  • @solaire7046
    @solaire7046 Год назад +21

    Was a great honor to witness this speedrun live on stream Can't wait for DS1 stream. Sen's fortress is waiting

  • @Shyiev
    @Shyiev Год назад +34

    See fleek loose the 2 sanity he had in the stream was beatiful UNGA BUNGA, UNGA BUNGA Thank you papa Fleek

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 Год назад +53

    Being honest as a fan (also, good use of Guts' Theme, true man of culture), I'll admit that it REALLY has problems; every game, no exception. Lots of times, you get punished harder than usual like in Demon's Souls, deal with serious jank in DS2, BB's the most esoteric, and Sekiro is onstinantly dedicated to Parry. And the CHEAPNESS of DS3 bosses makes it frustrating. And yet, conquering it all, truly beating those hurdles, it is ADDICTING.
    It's like that kid getting bullied by three bigger dudes kicking in their shit. It's like killing a bear with your bare hands while it's Frenzied. It's like taking the most pompous, Egotistical and sadistic Dominatrix in existence to call you "Daddy" after imprinting your handprint on her ass and getting her to sing like she was singing the Volund Saga at the Sydney Opera House.
    You begin to crave it after a while: that sunk-cost fallacy becomes your crack and you begin to analyze the fight; play it in your head. Your Pride, Rage and Stubbornness evermore pushing you to kill those DAMNED DEMON TWINS and get to the Ringed City. And then, it "clicks." Suddenly, you understand how to do it. Not know, "Understand" like a gut feeling. A few more deaths later, and you mount their heads on your wall.

    • @calebverdu3091
      @calebverdu3091 Год назад +6

      If only I could bring this mentality to bear on real life. We all could have been millionaires before we turned twenty :')

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 Год назад +3

      @@calebverdu3091 Amen to that. Wish I found Dark Souls before I graduated high school. Or Berserk for that matter

    • @ni9274
      @ni9274 Год назад +1

      DS3 bosses are really fair and not chea

    • @USBEN.
      @USBEN. Год назад

      Beautifully written.

    • @tekken.universal2343
      @tekken.universal2343 Год назад

      You just said that dark souls is lazy shitty franchise...

  • @nono9543
    @nono9543 Год назад +18

    This channel is the last bastion of good gamer content amidst an infinite sea of mouth agape let's plays and video essays

  • @KIRA-br5fo
    @KIRA-br5fo Год назад +31

    i found this guy the last 2 days and i can't help my self from watching all his videos

  • @shadowkiller4000
    @shadowkiller4000 Год назад +12

    A berserk reference in a DS video, you love to see it

  • @mokadelic4037
    @mokadelic4037 Год назад +4

    That intro is a masterclass in philosophical knownledge

  • @Bachenaugen
    @Bachenaugen Год назад +21

    I remember beating the Lord of Cinder with a fire longsword. It was a tedious fight and I didn't think to swap to another weapon at the time. But it's possible, albeit absolutely stupid.

    • @lonelyshpee7873
      @lonelyshpee7873 Год назад +2

      I used the Profaned Greatsword personally. Fight fire with fire, it's smart.

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 3 месяца назад

      Best part is that in dark souls 1 Gwyn is not resistant to fire.
      So yea. It could work.

  • @DGGRevolution
    @DGGRevolution Год назад +9

    As someone who's beaten Dark Souls III multiple times, that stat spreadsheet had me laughing uncontrollably, but I respect the mental fortitude

  • @PricelessBinkey1337
    @PricelessBinkey1337 Год назад +3

    I just discovered this dude last week, binged all the vids. Hilarious

  • @Max44321
    @Max44321 Год назад +5

    The game industry truly peaked with Prototype

  • @torrezey
    @torrezey Год назад +2

    "first thing you do is DIE..repeatedly"
    truer words have never been spoken

  • @octy63
    @octy63 Год назад +4

    The stats truly gives you conniptions. Funny video as always pimp. Also funny thing the bulkier armors alters your hitbox so you get hit easier lol.

  • @LJ-qh5ni
    @LJ-qh5ni Год назад +2

    In Bloodborne they really allow you to walk the Path of the Pimp. Pick the cane as starting weapon, find your favorite tophat and go smack your bottom witches.

  • @TheGreatThicc
    @TheGreatThicc Год назад +18

    Trust me. After 400+ hours in Dark Souls 3 this is 100% accurate

    • @TheDingus401
      @TheDingus401 Год назад +1

      And after 400+ hours in women I too agree.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc Год назад +4

      @@TheDingus401 the chief coroner must love you

  • @linux750
    @linux750 Год назад +5

    Congrats on starting up your time with Dark Souls 3. Just like every other Souls game, this one WILL get easier each time you play through it. With enough practice you'll get so good you can teach even more classes on this game. After this you should tackle Elden Ring. It's even better than Dark Souls 3.

  • @sirgideonofnir5270
    @sirgideonofnir5270 Год назад +2

    The backstab is the best thing since god invented dodge rolling

  • @jrick003
    @jrick003 Год назад +1

    Noticed the theme from berserk, u sir are a man of culture

  • @justsayain9794
    @justsayain9794 Год назад +5

    That would be funny a sub boss fight that's a actual player who's beat the game at least once.
    Then the boss fight.
    I could see a waiting room of players who would pay ridiculous amounts of money for cosmetics and other stuff in a pregame lobby even if it had nothing to do with the actual game.
    "Payed 10 bucks for this sipping tea emote that I can only do in this mode...I feel accomplished"

  • @porky8278
    @porky8278 Год назад +1

    My man is casually churning out bangers constantly

  • @LB0697
    @LB0697 Год назад +2

    As a fromsoftware fan, I appreciate & cherish this review. Magnifique Monsieur Fleek😌

  • @SephGoH
    @SephGoH Год назад +1

    Omg I hadn't laughed so hard watching a video in like forever! Awesome video!😂😂😂

  • @SyThiCProductions
    @SyThiCProductions Год назад +1

    your videos and your way of editing is something Ive wanted to do and have looked up to. the Edits and fast talking the funny quips
    you really are an insperation in making gaming content. to bad I lost my hand to cancer. I would be where you are right now.
    continue on my dude. been pretty hyped ever since I started following you when u had 13k subs

  • @theboywonder-yf5tt
    @theboywonder-yf5tt Год назад +1

    YOOOOOO THE KING ADDED ANOTHER VID LETA GOO

  • @jesseritchie9282
    @jesseritchie9282 Год назад +2

    This is for the Pimps who watched this battle he had with the demons, and the Demon Prince. Damn good times.

  • @Gamefreak2998
    @Gamefreak2998 Год назад +1

    My man loves [Prototype]. Do a video on the sequel that we should have got.

  • @genericgaming4392
    @genericgaming4392 Год назад +2

    Love this channel.

  • @mcboomsauce7922
    @mcboomsauce7922 Год назад +1

    i dont even play video games...and i love this guy's reviews
    he should review everything

  • @morphing-jug
    @morphing-jug Год назад +3

    6:30 even as a fan of dark souls this made me laugh so hard 😂 overall good video pimp 😂

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 Год назад +2

    "Dark Souls 3 is like a woman."
    Explains why I've never played it.

  • @GG_1318
    @GG_1318 Год назад +2

    5:45 BASED

  • @MrSciencedog2
    @MrSciencedog2 Год назад +1

    Oh boy! A new fleek video! Cant wait to see my boy's remaining sanity crumble into dust!

  • @hubhikarilives
    @hubhikarilives Год назад

    I love how you said your build was controversial but you just made a STR Berserk cosplay lol. Intro was iconic

  • @necruo7724
    @necruo7724 Год назад

    gotta love how 90% of the background footage is panic rolling lel

  • @AidanManzanares-r6n
    @AidanManzanares-r6n 8 месяцев назад

    Thank you lord fleek. I was feeling a bit depressed tonight but your videos have made me laugh and feel a lot better. Thanks pimp

  • @jeebs7695
    @jeebs7695 Год назад

    I'm so glad I was blessed with this channel in my recommended.

  • @soulezwan266
    @soulezwan266 Год назад +1

    The only crazy thing I did fighting Midir with the dragon rider bow🤣 one hour of pure pain... until I finally beat it...

  • @JohnDoe-ft9kx
    @JohnDoe-ft9kx Год назад +1

    Your commentary is epic

  • @munkeyu4707
    @munkeyu4707 Год назад +2

    I fought the Nameless King with a crossbow at distance... DS3 will have you forgetting to pay child support...

  • @Ch4osKing66
    @Ch4osKing66 Год назад

    Gwynevere has some truly MASSIVE budgets.

  • @josephdl92
    @josephdl92 Год назад

    I'm surprised u didn't mention the dark dragon from the dlc. Great video as always

  • @ahardworker2154
    @ahardworker2154 Год назад +1

    I'm try the triple T in my next play through

  • @liquidboss2719
    @liquidboss2719 Год назад

    Play DS2 v1.0
    > Throw lightning
    > Cast dark fog
    > Wear Havel Armor
    > Wield a lightning sword
    All in one build

  • @chasewilson3693
    @chasewilson3693 Год назад

    So what I got from this video is that Fleek has gotten really into the sopranos and Boondocks.

  • @TheLeefung
    @TheLeefung Год назад

    @8:30 did you just spoil your content? cause i'm here for it!

  • @jakestaheli8532
    @jakestaheli8532 Год назад

    Dark souls 3 is probably my favorite game, and fleek is my favorite youtuber. This is prob one of your best vids out there fleek, I dont know how you will top this one.

  • @lukelandis3090
    @lukelandis3090 Год назад +1

    Fleek, don’t threaten me with a good time.

  • @leadingauctions8440
    @leadingauctions8440 Год назад

    That opening was wonderful Non-PC goodness.

  • @blackarican4523
    @blackarican4523 Год назад +9

    Now play Dark souls 2 to learn what true pain is

    • @nevezetesazonossag
      @nevezetesazonossag Год назад +3

      expect when you level adaptibility

    • @HeyArno1d
      @HeyArno1d Год назад

      Not only play it, but play it on PC..

    • @sirpepeofhousekek6741
      @sirpepeofhousekek6741 Год назад +2

      Base Dark Souls 2? Nah, easy.
      The Dark Souls 2 DLC? Now that will destroy your willpower. Fighting Lud and Zallen solo will cause your face to melt like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  • @hulahula6182
    @hulahula6182 Год назад

    BASED Fleek for going dragon slayer build

  • @Drdemiurge
    @Drdemiurge Год назад

    This is the best comparison I’ve ever heard pimp

  • @djwoody1649
    @djwoody1649 Год назад

    You turned Blue Swede into Red Swede with the amount of ooga chakka in this video.

  • @atamisirli3620
    @atamisirli3620 Год назад

    As a digimon fan it makes me so happy to see it got referenced in Fleek's channel.

  • @Zanzuki93
    @Zanzuki93 Год назад

    Papa Fleek putting out another great video i will say "Git Gud" is precisely the same advice from this video however it is the pretentious way of saying. While Fleek basically says just persevere now whether the reward for said perseverance is worth it or not. Demon Souls and Dark Souls including the offshoots like Bloodborne and Sekiro are about this very principle at least that is what Miyazaki says it is about. I feel like the players have a different take on what the principle actually is. I will end with saying if you do play the other Dark Souls games DS2 is a different beast entirely it is difficult in a different way compared to DS1 and DS3. Definitely looking forward to you playing and reviewing DS1.

  • @thirdimpact172
    @thirdimpact172 Год назад

    if you want the recipe for unga bunga in armored core 2: high TWR, the high ammo machine gun, 1 large missile launcher, the FCS that's as big as the screen, and a back up blade, bunny hop circle strafe will win almost every mission or arena fight, and if any arena fights give you trouble, that one sky scraper on abandoned highway is pure cheese, and if you have no honor at all, hang out on the edge of the map and wait for the opponent to OB lol (i beat nineball like that last time)

  • @Momoka7
    @Momoka7 10 месяцев назад

    1:57 That... was a very good one. Nearly wet myself over it.

  • @askilledcrapticion8205
    @askilledcrapticion8205 Год назад

    Lord Jesus, this man broke me and then rebuilt me by the pure UNGA BUNGA messiah energy dripping from this review.

  • @printisdead1983
    @printisdead1983 Год назад

    I feel like watching golf IRONICALLY would be way worse

  • @edamommy
    @edamommy Год назад +1

    Confirmed, Dark Souls 3 is in my group chat

  • @CaptainRasmot
    @CaptainRasmot Год назад +1

    See, the difference between this man, and everyone else, is that he never STOPPED using cocaine. Cause that lowers your *UNGA BUNGA*

  • @arisurec
    @arisurec Год назад

    3:12 Preach Boss Pimp! PREACH!

  • @Holyluckdan
    @Holyluckdan Год назад

    Yoooo I thank God I found you today 😂 I was looking for someone funny on yt

  • @TheKsenpai
    @TheKsenpai Год назад

    "unless you're gay"
    As a straight man.... yes. That intro is spot on.

  • @Soap_box
    @Soap_box Год назад +2

    as a woman i approve this message

  • @Ghost_of_spades
    @Ghost_of_spades Год назад

    Just finished XD remaster and I can confirm THIS GAME WAS MADE WITH LOVE AND BIG BUDGETS (also prisela exist which is a massive plus [I liked the bossfight])

  • @fuckoff3076
    @fuckoff3076 Год назад +4

    The earthquake line was a fucking masterpiece

  • @Awolfx
    @Awolfx Год назад

    Bro Fleek this video was funny as Fuckin' Hell! I'm a huge DSIII fan but you made me laugh so much!

  • @Plywerd6
    @Plywerd6 Год назад

    Did he get to fight Midir? Great vid as always, Fleek! Good luck in Lordran!

    • @gaspachoo5046
      @gaspachoo5046 Год назад

      clearly not. Otherwise there would have been 3 bosses that would remove his hair

  • @MrBraxtonP
    @MrBraxtonP Год назад +1

    This Roast of Dark Souls 3 is delicious.

  • @jasperhunt596
    @jasperhunt596 Год назад +2

    Looks like papa Fleek is back with the milk

  • @justinambru8529
    @justinambru8529 Год назад

    Ah Fleek you never disappoint.

  • @blackvalio4060
    @blackvalio4060 Год назад

    time to do dark souls 1,2, demons souls,bloodborne,sekiro and elden ring in a row no questions asked

  • @cheezmunsta4679
    @cheezmunsta4679 Год назад

    Gina I’ll do a 13th play through for dark souls 3

  • @ledoomboi3354
    @ledoomboi3354 Год назад

    Demon princes actually aren’t really optional you can’t get to the ring city till ya beat them

  • @makotoyuki9498
    @makotoyuki9498 Год назад

    Tuned in for the livestream, and the pizza was worth it.

  • @vinsmokesanji8925
    @vinsmokesanji8925 Год назад

    Thumbnail of the year

  • @davevd9944
    @davevd9944 Год назад

    If anything nameless king was easy as hell for me. I used that big fuck off shield that had the highest lighting resistance so he barely did any damage to me.

  • @TheDingus47
    @TheDingus47 Год назад

    As soon as you said "target the taint" i instictively started head banging in agreement. UNGA BUNGA PIMPS

  • @starkillermarex
    @starkillermarex Год назад +2

    Whats even worse is DS3 is the "easy" one of the trilogy

  • @KING_DK_01
    @KING_DK_01 Год назад

    It is a curse, OUR curse. One where we must follow through with a task we set before ourselves until the end. Whether it lead to glory, or bitter defeat….. We will continue trudging on regardless. In the pursuit of a temporary release……

  • @greyfox78569
    @greyfox78569 Год назад +4

    Thank you for calling out this game series. It is hard, which is literally why it isn't as good as you think it is. Difficultly has always been used to hide something by game designers mainly the lack of a cohesive narrative or a broken part of the game mechanics. That being said GIT GUD!

    • @ni9274
      @ni9274 Год назад +3

      A game doesn't need to have "cohesive narrative", and the game mechanics of souls games are not broken.
      That's so funny how people get so mad about this game to the point of calling it bad.

    • @greyfox78569
      @greyfox78569 Год назад +2

      @@ni9274 I agree but it was an old practice from the old days to hide the lack of an ending by making the game literally unbeatable. Many good games had this design flaw. You just keep getting a harder level until you give up. Which lead to some players taking on the self challenge to see how far one can go. But that wasn't the devs intention in fact they planned an ending most of the time and just ran out of time or space to add a proper one.

    • @ni9274
      @ni9274 Год назад +3

      @@greyfox78569 yes souls games give you a lot of ways to make the game easier, and when you look at the achievements stats on steam souls games have the same completion rate as other more « casual » games.

    • @user-rq5sd1sq8o
      @user-rq5sd1sq8o 8 месяцев назад

      Souls isn't really that hard though, its just punishing.@@greyfox78569

  • @Emma_2Banks
    @Emma_2Banks Год назад +1

    Dying is gay, that’s why 100% of the people who beat dark souls 3 are straight.

  • @parkerwolf7445
    @parkerwolf7445 Год назад

    Banger video hell yeah

  • @sora543
    @sora543 Год назад

    wait did i see komi in the background for a hot second?

  • @Firefighterboi
    @Firefighterboi Год назад

    I’m so glad I found you pimp

  • @Nitsua1201
    @Nitsua1201 Год назад

    The peak Souls test is whether or not you can beat the game at level one without upgrades.

  • @senormarston
    @senormarston Год назад +15

    Your jokes remind me of the time when society wasn't just a decaying fragile piece of shit. I'm glad I found your channel

  • @gobostrips3289
    @gobostrips3289 Год назад

    beautiful chests are worth the quest

  • @phoenixx913
    @phoenixx913 Год назад

    I feel like the title summarizes all fromsoftware games.

  • @kosmikaonebladeshy
    @kosmikaonebladeshy Год назад

    Waking up and seeing a pimp vid. Always a good day

  • @amadeuscrossing7061
    @amadeuscrossing7061 Год назад

    I always look forward to your videos😂