Maybe clinging less to fantasies will help people deal with reality in such a way that it won't be miserable. Personally I have never even felt like reality was miserable for me, but many people do live in pretty appalling conditions.
John Waters I agree with u but from the opposite point of view. What if when kids learn the truth about Santa and the Easter bunny, it helps them when problems in reality come, it will make things easier to let go
@@thefenerbahcesk4156 and how many times have atheists told theists that gods are imaginary? Unfortunately, being told the truth and even being presented with evident facts doesn't always suffice especially when people are raised to believe unreasonable things.
Magic is manipulation of subtle forces and "Santa Clause" is NOT how it works, the karma of this realm of Earth hardly even allows some of the most basic miracles to happen much less for a saint to deliver presents to kids that believe in him!!!! The human race has committed some of the most evil crimes against itself imaginable what makes YOU THINK that you have the right to tell your kids that this realm is fit or deserving of a Santa Claus?????? The gift of life is the greatest gift we deserve, wipe the coal out of your eyes AND MAYBE YOU'LL SEE IT'S GLORY FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!
@@sidhoasplace *THE TRUTH IS THAT SANTA CLAUS DOES EXIST, BECAUSE OF VIRGINIA O'HANLON'S LETTER TO THE NEW YORK SUN, AND GOOGLE AND NORAD TRACKING HIM EVERY YEAR. AND WITH CHRISTMAS EVE A FEW HOURS AWAY, UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT A NAUGHTY LIST SPOT AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE, YOU HAD BETTER STOP. AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW.*
Can I just add if Santa really did go that fast, realistically can you imagine how dense and buff both the reighndeer and Santa would have to be to travel that fast? Not to mention he would need to have a high metabolism to digest all those cookies and milk.
So, here's a thought: When people think about Santa going out Christmas Eve to deliver presents to the entire world, I think they forget that half the world is already celebrating Christmas while we (Western hemisphere) are still awaiting that blessed morning. It'll still push Santa quite hard, but technically, there are 2 Christmas Eve nights. Not to mention, there are more and more people every year who don't celebrate Christmas. It's looking better for Good Ol' Saint Nick to be able to deliver to everyone, if you consider these factors.
Christmas is on the decline?! It can't be! You don't have to be Christian to celebrate Christmas you know. It was once a Pagan holiday that had nothing to do with Jesus, and everything to do with Chris Cringle!
But who said there's only one Santa.....there might be a whole army of Santa's with jet booster engine.....😂just my wild imagination.....Merry Christmas and happy new year guys.
What if each delivery took as long as one scene in "the Santa Clause" Disney movie? The Tim Allen Santa delivered to like 3 kids in a span of 10-20 minutes.
I was told: The bag is magical, and inside is a portal to the North Pole. All the presents are delivered early, every chimney has a secret door on a timer. Christmas morning the door opens and the presents appear.
Remember how Santa Claus is Saint Nickolas. Since he died he is a spirit. What if his spirit was the speed of sound and light combined. That is why nobody sees him on Christmas Eve and delivers the gifts on time.
The funny thing is every time he go’s in a house he has to get down the chimney and run around to put the presents and run back and get up to the chimney to get to the slay which is even harder and repeat this process every time before 24/7 the poor guy probably turned into a body builder after running and climbing those chimneys no wonder why he drinks milk and cookies and comes back after a year 😂😂😂
I have the answer... What if Santa is a Timelord and his sleigh is actually a 'Tardis'? He's been around for a hell of a long time like the Gallefreyians generally do. He has then all the time to deliver and all the space to store the gifts in the TARDIS. Who's with me on this one? 😎🙌
im just convinced bro is travelling at 0.76% the speed of light and is using his magic to completely negate atmospheric drag and heating aswell as any health risks
There isn't only one Santa Claus. There are hundreds and maybe more than a thousand Santa Claus. That divides how much speed and how many calories Santa Claus have to deal with from a thousand to hundreds.
"smashing his bones and internal organs to jelly." If a kid searches this up to see if Santa could really deliver presents that fast I bet you they are also going to be traumatized by the stuff that happened to the reindeer as well.
I never even knew the word _"Santa"_ until I was 8! I was born in Indonesia and I didn't watch much Western cartoons, mostly Upin-Ipin and Diva the Series. I still don't believe in Santa cuz, well if he delivers presents to every children in the World than why don't I ever get a present from this _"Santa"_ Btw, I don't have a chimney at my house, which makes it even more unrealistic. Idk why I'm not commenting this at Christmas tho 😅
No I won't have this. I have thought about this way way too much. (I'm 19, yes I know it fiction but no I don't care) Keep in mind that most of this is conjecture cuz I haven't actually met the man. Firstly, Santa has magic. That alone counts for the whole destroying reindeer part of this. Second even if he didn't he likely has a time machine. With the ability to use it an infinite number of times without causing paradoxes does allowing him to spend two to three minutes at each house. Thirdly the man actually probably has a few gift hubs and other people helping him out throughout the night that we haven't heard about yet. Just think of it basically as if some big Corporation tried to overnight ship to everybody in the world, suddenly it makes a lot more sense.
Even though for the purpose of this video, the only selected the practitioners of select few regions that has ties with the story of Santa, there are way more people around the world that actually participate in the Christmas spirit and gift giving for fun. It would be interesting to see the numbers with these people included. I for one, am one of those people, as ever since I was little, I've always known about the story of Santa, due to introduction of Western culture through TV and commercial methods, but I've never actually believed in Santa.
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Jacob Kaiser facts. Gonna show this video to my niece...she is nine.
Maybe clinging less to fantasies will help people deal with reality in such a way that it won't be miserable.
Personally I have never even felt like reality was miserable for me, but many people do live in pretty appalling conditions.
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John Waters I agree with u but from the opposite point of view. What if when kids learn the truth about Santa and the Easter bunny, it helps them when problems in reality come, it will make things easier to let go
Santa works at the speed of light, he got that from Sonic.
bruh
No, he has a time machine and actually works all-year-round, from his perspective. That also explains seeing so many santas at once.
@@krzysztofczarnecki8238 that's a portal nor time travel sister.
omfg you’re f***ing everywhere
GOTTA GO FAST 😂
I believed in Santa til I was 14. Let’s just say I was very sheltered.
12 for me. exactly the same situation as you
Didn't kids at school ever tell you he's not real?
TheFenerbahceSK yep, but I never believed them, found out when I was 12.
I didn’t even care about Santa lmao
@@thefenerbahcesk4156 and how many times have atheists told theists that gods are imaginary? Unfortunately, being told the truth and even being presented with evident facts doesn't always suffice especially when people are raised to believe unreasonable things.
... so you’re telling me there’s a chance.
He doesnt fly - thats why they say "what if santa could do that"
He obviously just teleports from house to house🙄
What if he is real, but he convinced parents that he isn't real and that they're the ones who have to get the presents, just so he could get a break
Lmao
Say sike rite now..
Ye must have faith brother. Believe and he shall come!
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access hmm
Santa Clause the ultimate master of psychology
Insider: "Oh you believe in Santa? Let me ruin that for you :)"
Me 26: "ITS MAGIC!"
It is magic indeed my friend
Exactly. This is why we have Christmas Spirit. It’s like they never saw Elf.
Magic is manipulation of subtle forces and "Santa Clause" is NOT how it works, the karma of this realm of Earth hardly even allows some of the most basic miracles to happen much less for a saint to deliver presents to kids that believe in him!!!! The human race has committed some of the most evil crimes against itself imaginable what makes YOU THINK that you have the right to tell your kids that this realm is fit or deserving of a Santa Claus?????? The gift of life is the greatest gift we deserve, wipe the coal out of your eyes AND MAYBE YOU'LL SEE IT'S GLORY FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!
" on average 2.5 kids" lmao
Hahaha right 🤣🤣🤣
*When you know you did the word problem wrong*
We cut Billy in half.
@@Mimi-ur1ur yuh
Modern problems require modern solutions.
“ChimEny after ChimEny “
em laurent, ikr lmao
It sounded so funny, i played it over quite a few times.
Chim ChimEny Chim ChimEny, Chim Chim, Cheroo..
Y'all gonna get coals for making this
nicholas sookhai he doesn’t exist
Yeah, what if everyone is a bad kid how many tonnes of coal he would be transporting?
@@chongjunxiang3002 imagine if he flies by a forest fire and yeah...
@@sidhoasplace *THE TRUTH IS THAT SANTA CLAUS DOES EXIST, BECAUSE OF VIRGINIA O'HANLON'S LETTER TO THE NEW YORK SUN, AND GOOGLE AND NORAD TRACKING HIM EVERY YEAR. AND WITH CHRISTMAS EVE A FEW HOURS AWAY, UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT A NAUGHTY LIST SPOT AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE, YOU HAD BETTER STOP. AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW.*
DONT YOU DARE COMPARE MAGIC TO SCIENCE
Magic is not yet explainable science dude, everything in works based on some principle and that is science.
@@ryujikanzaki3981 r/wooosh
Magic is fake sorry to brake it to you
@@tonish727 It's not a joke. He is serious.
AvatarEevee 123 Magic is science because it’s energy but Santa’s not real
I’ve never believed in Santa but it would be cool if my parents still convinced me and give me Christmas presents
Can I just add if Santa really did go that fast, realistically can you imagine how dense and buff both the reighndeer and Santa would have to be to travel that fast? Not to mention he would need to have a high metabolism to digest all those cookies and milk.
bruh i'd want santa himself as my present
Ok
Boomer
How lucky for him I never leave any cookies or milk :)
I remember when I was a kid my parents said to leave extra cookies. I was a bit sus
The sonic boom made by the raindeer is probably the bells we've been hearing.
Kudos to the excellent animators for this video.
"In conclusion, if Santa did ever deliver the presents, he is dead now." -LEMMiNO
My parents always get so mad when Santa doesnt give me my presets
“2 and a half children”
Welcome to Chernobyl, I will be your guide
He's Santa Claus, he's magical! That's how he's able to bring presents to every house in one night.
me throughout this entire video: THEYRE MAGIC PHYSICS AND LOGIC DONT MATTER
I'm pretty sure Santa Claus doesn't obey the laws of physics and it's just him being a supernatural entity.
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Most of the time you’ve got to to believe to relive😂
I got overwhelmed myself watching those numbers.
They should show this at every kindergarten
i give award for the funny animation and sound effect... what a dedication
Haven’t you ever watched the Santa Claus. The sack is empty until you get to the house and then it magically fills with gifts.
If Santa was real, there would be more than one Santa to distribute everything
_2 and a half kid..._
I felt that
0:42 "2 and a half kids".....since when there's half a kid 😂😂😂
Well, aren't you the half a kid...
What if a child or someone who still believes in Santa sees this
Dreams crushed
I did and I still believe in Santa and believe that she is an idiot
Balloon Magic yup
I know how: cocai- no
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@Money Ball358 shut up
LSD
@@chill9148 weirdooo
Aww yeah
What do you mean “what if”. Santa does it.
So, here's a thought:
When people think about Santa going out Christmas Eve to deliver presents to the entire world, I think they forget that half the world is already celebrating Christmas while we (Western hemisphere) are still awaiting that blessed morning.
It'll still push Santa quite hard, but technically, there are 2 Christmas Eve nights. Not to mention, there are more and more people every year who don't celebrate Christmas.
It's looking better for Good Ol' Saint Nick to be able to deliver to everyone, if you consider these factors.
Christmas is on the decline?! It can't be! You don't have to be Christian to celebrate Christmas you know. It was once a Pagan holiday that had nothing to do with Jesus, and everything to do with Chris Cringle!
BONELESS Santa
There’s one variable missed
Apartments
Not everyone has a chimney
There’s this thing called a door
Thank you for RUNNING my Christmas Science Insider
He is so chummy and magical that he would not burn and so are the raindeer
Clearly Santa‘a sleigh is a teleportation device. He flies into the sky and is instantly transported to a chimney.
No it’s a boing 787
Hey you're a genius !! That was fun
1:04 UTC -13, UTC -14: Am I joke to you?
But who said there's only one Santa.....there might be a whole army of Santa's with jet booster engine.....😂just my wild imagination.....Merry Christmas and happy new year guys.
This is hilarious!! 😂😂 I was 9 when I realized the truth. I had no damn chimney lol
*The funny thing is that Santa actually does deliver all those presents shh don't kill the Christmas spirit*
What if each delivery took as long as one scene in "the Santa Clause" Disney movie? The Tim Allen Santa delivered to like 3 kids in a span of 10-20 minutes.
Flash is best job for Santa Claus 😂
He'd have to do 115 houses per second, if my math is right.
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Now that sounds another episode of What If.. 😏
I was told: The bag is magical, and inside is a portal to the North Pole. All the presents are delivered early, every chimney has a secret door on a timer. Christmas morning the door opens and the presents appear.
Remember how Santa Claus is Saint Nickolas. Since he died he is a spirit. What if his spirit was the speed of sound and light combined. That is why nobody sees him on Christmas Eve and delivers the gifts on time.
The funny thing is every time he go’s in a house he has to get down the chimney and run around to put the presents and run back and get up to the chimney to get to the slay which is even harder and repeat this process every time before 24/7 the poor guy probably turned into a body builder after running and climbing those chimneys no wonder why he drinks milk and cookies and comes back after a year 😂😂😂
Imagine if Superman,the Flash and Wonder woman,Captain Marel,and Shazam would deliver presents LOL.
I have the answer... What if Santa is a Timelord and his sleigh is actually a 'Tardis'? He's been around for a hell of a long time like the Gallefreyians generally do. He has then all the time to deliver and all the space to store the gifts in the TARDIS. Who's with me on this one? 😎🙌
That earth at the beginning is suspiciously similar to kurzgesagt
im just convinced bro is travelling at 0.76% the speed of light and is using his magic to completely negate atmospheric drag and heating aswell as any health risks
Santa is a super boomer
Gooooo Santa 🎅🏻
SANTA IS REAL WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT IF?!
no sorry
Santa is real in our hearts
There isn't only one Santa Claus. There are hundreds and maybe more than a thousand Santa Claus. That divides how much speed and how many calories Santa Claus have to deal with from a thousand to hundreds.
Oh goodie!
Turning deaf for Christmas! Thanks Santa!
B-bu-but Santa is magic so this video is obsolete
I would like to imagine that the bag is empty and is magical where he can pull presents out of thin air or he has a teleportation device.
Bag of Holding
"smashing his bones and internal organs to jelly."
If a kid searches this up to see if Santa could really deliver presents that fast I bet you they are also going to be traumatized by the stuff that happened to the reindeer as well.
Been waiting for 14 years still no gifts
What if my parents were secretly rich and just pretending to be broke?
Oo dayum.
Literally every Asian parent
You're forgetting he can use magic to solve these problems
Ok kiddo watch some cocomelon not this
How to prove Santa is real: look at your tree if there is present in the next time you wake up.
“3000 Times faster than the speed of sound”
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This got me tweakin
Santa would be making sonic booms so it wouldn't be a silent night.
Im not sorry.
Came for funny Santa video, stayed for Reindeer Steak Supreme!
There is a logical explanation for that my dear. It called MAGIC!🦄🦄
@Money Ball358 *_Ight imma head out_*
Well it makes total sense now!! All that milk & cookies allows Santa to regenerate all his bones after he turned into jelly... 😭😂🤣
Santa can stop time 🎅🎅🎅
Thanks for ruining Christmas, you guys. F's in the chat 👏🏽
M8, he's Magical, he can practically TELEPORT With Magic
Parents would be creeped out if they find out someone went into their home and put gifts in the living room for their kids lol
I will come back when this gets recommended to millions in a month
Santa would definitely die from a heat stroke here in down under
Santa has so much mass
I never even knew the word _"Santa"_ until I was 8! I was born in Indonesia and I didn't watch much Western cartoons, mostly Upin-Ipin and Diva the Series. I still don't believe in Santa cuz, well if he delivers presents to every children in the World than why don't I ever get a present from this _"Santa"_
Btw, I don't have a chimney at my house, which makes it even more unrealistic. Idk why I'm not commenting this at Christmas tho 😅
Santa doesnt have to be a person, it can be a job. There can be different santas for each country.
0:19 thats kurzgezgats earth
Def spelled it wrong sorry 😅
Science Insider cant ruined your childhood when you dont understand in when you're a child
Santa only giving gifts to those kids who were kind, what if only 6% of those millions kids are kind? Santa don't have to be exhausted
This is why parents just say he’s magic
Imagine a 4 year old watching this
3:33 this is for me when I rewatch this video XD
Santa uses Christmas magic.
No I won't have this. I have thought about this way way too much. (I'm 19, yes I know it fiction but no I don't care)
Keep in mind that most of this is conjecture cuz I haven't actually met the man.
Firstly, Santa has magic. That alone counts for the whole destroying reindeer part of this.
Second even if he didn't he likely has a time machine. With the ability to use it an infinite number of times without causing paradoxes does allowing him to spend two to three minutes at each house.
Thirdly the man actually probably has a few gift hubs and other people helping him out throughout the night that we haven't heard about yet.
Just think of it basically as if some big Corporation tried to overnight ship to everybody in the world, suddenly it makes a lot more sense.
Poor you,if you're a parent and still belive theses. Your well be called pathetic by YOUR children..
@@shine7103 I literally said I didn't believe in it aka the whole "yes I know it's fiction". Did you even read my comment?
@@deathlessgamer u said you won't have it, means you won't accept this fact
Great video
I never believed in Santa, because my whole family 😅always revealed at Christmas who bought who's gift and who to say thank you too. 😅
0:42 2 and a half kids🤔
Yes bro
if one person at 5 kids and one person has 0, then the average between them is 2.5. It's basic math bro😭🙏
Omg this is so funny-
Anyways this is basically saying "santa isn't real" with a few extra steps
Well Santa uses Elfs and made alot of sleds and flying deers and launch them in specific areas I guess?
Duddeee they are magic reindeers! Don’t compare them with normal ones 🥺
But why Santa uses China products...
@@shine7103 For revenue
Even though for the purpose of this video, the only selected the practitioners of select few regions that has ties with the story of Santa, there are way more people around the world that actually participate in the Christmas spirit and gift giving for fun. It would be interesting to see the numbers with these people included. I for one, am one of those people, as ever since I was little, I've always known about the story of Santa, due to introduction of Western culture through TV and commercial methods, but I've never actually believed in Santa.
Good lord that got dark quick 🤣🤣🤣