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Onibi Onna they do, uou see when you die your heart stops pumping blood but your brain still works for a few minutes before you’re dead dead, but theres ways too get your heart pumping blood again therefore bringing you back to life
Richard Rutledge it's different since choking is when there is a blockage in the airway but to drown you have to be submerged in water Though they are very similar as they cause the same death, asphyxia
I always watch these when I get a stress headache because everyone's voices are like,,, friendly. Chill. It definitely makes all the tension of a long day melt away
@@common_dude They were pretty common in the US for a while, but have been functionally phased out. They're still technically legal tender, but you almost never see them anymore.
@@generalbacon7476 or he was revived AKA resurrected if you play ESO you can resurrect someone with soul Stone (haven't played inforever I think that's what it's called)
5:17 Damien The man who doesn't understand that the 5 dollar bill and the two dollar bill are still both one single bill The question isn't the lowest amount man It's about the number of bills and coins you get out
Water is wet because water molecules touch each other, and using the logic that water has to touch something in order for it to be wet, this means that water in itself is wet.
10:28 Shopkeeper: JESUS H. CHRIST, DUDE! I'M SCARY! FEAR ME! Me, now angered: *gasp* You NEVER YELL AT THE CUSTOMER! Shopkeeper: I'm sorry. Me: Yeah, you BETTA BE! I expect either a discount or a lawsuit, now.
@@dr.jiggles2447 Thank you, but I feel I should inform you that, since this photo was taken, my hair has sextupled in length and more has been added to my face itself. Ergo, I currently look like a hippy crossed with a musketeer.
Posts video friday, says its monday in the video Reads "resuscitated" as RESURRECTED...... My dude, do you need a vacation? You seem off the ball today
5:10 Regardless of whether you use a $2 or a $5, you still have technically only used one bill, so it is still the least amount of bills and coins. So actually, not only is it a technically correct, but it's doubly so. However, if you count getting change as using a negative amount of bills, the actual correct answer would be a $100 bill.
8:13 Emkay: every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently... Me: What bout Australia 🇦🇺 every A is pronounced differently in that and Australia is only one word
2:55 i'm sorry Emkay but that is the most boomer thing i've heard you say. You can only drawn if its a liquid and liquids are wet. So if it was dry you'd joke on it. I had to explain the joke, now i'm the boomer Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Well. Jaws needs to eat. Small fish aint gonna cut it no more, he needs a cheat week. He was following the bird, but came across hoomans, and thus, the bird was the word.
well my hand's accent sucks and it is like how i talk or i talk really fast and incorrectly say words or i don't talk at all. Like i just start writing so fast i forget to space my words, good thing is you can correct the comment before finishing without erasing everything.
8:31 actually there was this one girl who had a medical condition a few months before she was born so the doctors performed a C section, did surgery to fix the condition, implanted her into her mother again, then she was born normally a few months later.
10:48
Its really just a loop that turned into a table
How the turn has tabled...
ho ho HO
Well well well, how the turntables
Oh how the tables have tabled
Ables Ables Ables Ables
You are a legend
This entire subreddit is just:
"Hmm yes,
the floor here is made out of floor."
I never saw something I 100% with but hate
@@lightningthebeast Epic.
@@lightningthebeast hmm yes, the english here is not made out of english.
edit: sorry you probably just forgot the word "agree"
This entire subreddit is r/technicallythetruth
AkioTheArsonist r/technicallythetruth
“Doc, don’t stop Sucking.”
*-EmKay 2019*
*S U C C*
Hahaha
*Wait*
Say no homo right now
69th like yay.
Imagine bugs bunny saying that
Cow: Doesnt produce milk.
Damien: *He's* trying *his* best.
Me: Note to self, never ask Damien to borrow milk...
Good lord
Well, that explains why it's not making any milk.
*oH nO*
You'd think this guy would have seen a bull before
That's some....
Straight up *bull*
Damien: My handwriting is loud
Me: So you just write in capital letters?
That was *exactly* what i thought
*YES*
He's like Awsten Knight on Twiter lmao
I write in all capitals.
And capital numbers
“Your handwriting is just your hands accent”
My hand is Italian
Untitled Document Productions my hand speaks spaghetti
its very unᴇVᗴ𝗻
My hand is autistic.
Dude, my hand is scottish.
Why is your profile picture a frog from peppa pig, @Untitled Document 2
Damien: "Does he think he's smarter then me, just cause he's an astrophysicist or something?"
Me: Yes. He does
too bad he isn't
You got a heart!
r/wooosh
“Make your bank account look like a phone number”
$0.00 is technically a phone number, seeing as that’s the emergency number for Australia lol
We already have flying cars, It is called an Airplane
GENIUS
Yes
Augustus Caesar Now that’s a good uber
They're more like flying buses though.
Very expensive cars, usually
Someone: where’d do you see yourself in 8 years?
me: 8 years closer to death...
Them: what?
me: or dead
Last time I was this early
RUclips kids was still a thing
Wait......is it removed?
it wasnt a thing
we got some mixed replies here. idk what to believe anymore
Still is
@@Fyice It's just a parallel universes collision, don't mind it
“MY HAND IS LOUD.”
-EmKay
but hes the hand
[•Ralsei•] 👌
-|-
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Obviously,he writes in 𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗗
My hand is weeeeerd
"resurrected"
according to damien, the judiciary system has the power of necromancy
Onibi Onna they do, uou see when you die your heart stops pumping blood but your brain still works for a few minutes before you’re dead dead, but theres ways too get your heart pumping blood again therefore bringing you back to life
@@mailc3p477 Yes, and that is a skill the *Judiciary* system doesn't have.
@@mailc3p477 and we call that _resuscitation_
If my handwriting is just my hands accent, it’s practically unintelligible
If hand writing is just the accent, then my hand has some issues.
My Hand would be scottish
You mean speech impediment?
My hand is German/Korean
My hand would be aussie, American , irish, because I'm always getting told are you
☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
Yeah same
7:55 The lowest altitude on the surface of Earth is accually in Death Valley, which is lower than sea level
Damien: drowning = choking
Because they're not different things at all
Richard Rutledge it's different since choking is when there is a blockage in the airway but to drown you have to be submerged in water
Though they are very similar as they cause the same death, asphyxia
Richard Rutledge yes but that's not drowning
It is possible to "choke"on water but that's different to drowning
I always watch these when I get a stress headache because everyone's voices are like,,, friendly. Chill. It definitely makes all the tension of a long day melt away
When your school science teachers get into an emkay video: nice
King Xboxeater same :(
When Damien doesn't realize ONE two dollar bill is the same amount of bills as ONE five dollar bill.
Came here for this. Wasn't disappointed.
Jeb Bush Official I’m Canadian and I have never heard of a two dollar bill
@@common_dude They were pretty common in the US for a while, but have been functionally phased out. They're still technically legal tender, but you almost never see them anymore.
@@common_dude It's like a dollar bill, but it's 2 dollars
“It’s a cow and he’s trying his best” Damien 2019
But cows that produce Milk are, female... Unless they are talking about a different kind of "Milk".
@@azbe8289 oh yes.
"oh yes" as I break through the wall with a jug of Koolaid
perfect for " m i l k " ice
@@taneli5026 *o h y e s .*
3:26 "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license"
“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number”
000 is a number too
it's not. the number you probably think 000 is, is actually written with only one 0, like this: 0
YtoSk I’ve never heard about that phone number, but 000 is a phone number too, it’s the equivalent of 911 in Australia
Richard Rutledge dude wtf I literally read over that comment like 4 times and didn’t notice that 😂
11:45 only females produce milk. Cow doesn't produce milk: "HE'S a cow, HE'S trying his best." Damien- 2019
“My hand is loud” is the best thing I needed to hear today, thank you
5:30
Damien, a five dollar bill and a two dollar bill are the same number of bills: 1.
3:09 You hear that? All you have to do is just respawn to your spawnpoint. Genius!
Reading this somehow gives me a deja vu
@@dmz4162 same
Well, if he slept in his prison bed he's fucked up.
5:47 what scares me is the fact that some kid is gonna believe this one day
Fun fact: The Titanic’s pool is still full with water
Well........ your not wrong
I didn't even know it has one
OH GOD OH FUCK
So is the rest of the ship
This also means the HMHS Brittanics’s pool is still full of water...
“Because he was resurrected”
Honey the word is resuscitated
He's a gamer
Coinflip so he respawned
@@generalbacon7476 or he was revived AKA resurrected if you play ESO you can resurrect someone with soul Stone (haven't played inforever I think that's what it's called)
r/wooosh
“Everybody who has drunk water will die, but everybody who has died has drunk water.”
Coincidence, I think not!
Never drink water again. Death drops to zero. Stonks?
My mom wouldn’t be proud she’d be mad that I got caught.
“What is the coolest thing to die from? Hypothermia”
And The Doctor Was Never Heard from Again!
Anyway,that’s how I lost my medical license.
*loud Russian laughing*
"Doctor dont stop sucking"
-Damirn and also did not see how that could be interpreted
5:17
Damien
The man who doesn't understand that the 5 dollar bill and the two dollar bill are still both one single bill
The question isn't the lowest amount man
It's about the number of bills and coins you get out
I'd pay with a $500 bill.
@@leefisher6366 the chances of you having a $500 dollar bill are slim
the thing is both answers are correct though and it's number of bills and coins you put in otherwise $2 would be right.
@@isaiahf-d846 More so because I live in England 😁
Or you can use a card to pay. No bill!
Water is wet because water molecules touch each other, and using the logic that water has to touch something in order for it to be wet, this means that water in itself is wet.
Damien: “nucular”
Me: read the word again, slowly
when
@@racheline_nya around 7:46
He also says "availiable," which bothers me even more. There's no second "i," bud. Stop it. Please.
8:08 but that isnt technically true because he said he was the king of the world.
8:04
that guy just cringed me because he said “Im the *King* of the world”
Yeah thought the same.
Neversad haha
Right?! It's so not right it didn't belong in r/technicallycorrect, it belonged squarely in r/confidentlyincorrect.
10:28
Shopkeeper: JESUS H. CHRIST, DUDE! I'M SCARY! FEAR ME!
Me, now angered: *gasp* You NEVER YELL AT THE CUSTOMER!
Shopkeeper: I'm sorry.
Me: Yeah, you BETTA BE! I expect either a discount or a lawsuit, now.
if my handwriting is my hand's accent, then it must be part Welsh, part Scottish and part Russian mixed together all trying to write English.
If handwriting is hand accent, then doctor is a whole new accent.
"Work until your bank account looks like a phone number"
Jokes on you, I'm a
Australian. We call 000.
Too
@Real Cheese The middle option
My hand's like me: it's already quiet, but it mumbles, and it mumbles quickly
Is that you in your profile pic?
@@dr.jiggles2447 well, I would hope so, yes.
@@thepyroghoul you are low-key cute af.
@@dr.jiggles2447 Thank you, but I feel I should inform you that, since this photo was taken, my hair has sextupled in length and more has been added to my face itself. Ergo, I currently look like a hippy crossed with a musketeer.
@@thepyroghoul ha. Thats funny. Im sure your still probably cute.
6:09 [Insert people whose parachutes malfunction but miraculously survived the fall.]
Posts video friday, says its monday in the video
Reads "resuscitated" as RESURRECTED......
My dude, do you need a vacation? You seem off the ball today
He’s often off the ball but we love him anyway
5:16 it could just be in Canada where the smallest bill is $5.
2:50 I'm not proud to say I have technically choke on water
5:10 Regardless of whether you use a $2 or a $5, you still have technically only used one bill, so it is still the least amount of bills and coins. So actually, not only is it a technically correct, but it's doubly so. However, if you count getting change as using a negative amount of bills, the actual correct answer would be a $100 bill.
The judge rejected that prisoners claim when he died his life sentence was over .
F
F
F
damn
F
2:37 go from 100-0 really fast would give you whiplash
8:13 Emkay: every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently...
Me: What bout Australia 🇦🇺 every A is pronounced differently in that and Australia is only one word
6:01
Quick side note, is it more or less pathetic for your waifu to be an artist's OC?
(OC = Original Character)
All waifus are an artist's OC
@@Graciechan-39 Technically, yes.
I want someone who laughs at my jokes the way Damien laughs at his own
Correction to 11:13 since the taxation they were against were raised taxes on tea and paper. So it should be sales tax not paycheck tax.
0:00 My Hand sounds like its high
Damien, on a video posted on a Friday: "It's Monday, dude, it's Monday!"
5:21 “It is a 2 dollar bill”
-Emkay 2019
I have the workbook this is in
Whenever you hear "My name is Damien," you know its boutta be a banger of a video
I prefer Robin.
"It's a cow and *he's* trying his best"
BRUH. he read my tweet 6:15 I am LIVING FOR THIS. love ya, Damian.
11:08 Let's try getting the US territories representation first.
6:42 once my teacher said on April Fool's Day that she made us brownies....I cried that day
5:12 it said number of bills or coins damien... in that regard ONE 5$ is as valid as ONE 2$
8:31 womp womp
2:55 i'm sorry Emkay but that is the most boomer thing i've heard you say. You can only drawn if its a liquid and liquids are wet. So if it was dry you'd joke on it. I had to explain the joke, now i'm the boomer
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Technically if they wanted every number, they should've added i.
Technically, this should be the open set between negative and positive infinity. Don't make it complex, or we can talk about quaternions.
"My hand is loud" made me laugh way harder than I expected. Love you Damien, never change.
r/technicallythetruth
-EmKay 2019
Because its technically the truth
0:02 lol my hand writing would be from a foreign country trying to speak english... very messy and you can’t understand it
I really wanna grill Damien for "availyeahble", but his laugh is enough to forgive it
12:36
I felt that
My bank account felt that
Your bank account felt that
imagine if some one makes a gru version of damien saying gorls
4:27 all of the 3rd grade teachers dressed as dominos but one of them dressed as domino pizza for Halloween LOL
STOPPP, THE HEAVY METAL ROCK BAND IS MY SCHOOLS TEACHERS
damn.
5:21 i have that school workbook
0:26 a loaf of milk is spoiled milk 🙃🙃🙃 when it turns like Jell-O
11:50 "he [the cow] is trying his best"
Me: say what
12:12
Probably the most wholesome interaction I have ever seen on Discord
Who got a jaws feeling, when he was saying “bird part” over and over?
Well. Jaws needs to eat. Small fish aint gonna cut it no more, he needs a cheat week. He was following the bird, but came across hoomans, and thus, the bird was the word.
alien dick fingers 🤣 very true
I also don't observe November. It's currently October 54 and Halloween is in the middle of October. Dead centre, if you will.
If you line up all the humans on earth around the earth, most of them would die
Reading a book is just staring at a dead tree and hallucinating
The fan art guy's description "i'm Gay-er"
Oh, you're challenging me?
You hand writing is your hand language
Damien: my hand is loud
Me: my hand is drunk
well my hand's accent sucks and it is like how i talk or i talk really fast and incorrectly say words or i don't talk at all. Like i just start writing so fast i forget to space my words, good thing is you can correct the comment before finishing without erasing everything.
All this time i've been pronouncing "pacific" wrong, it's actually "padifferentlyifidifferently"
5:15
5$ bill = 1 bill
2$ bill = also 1 bill
It is still technicallythetruth.
"Leg end. You're the end of a leg. You're a butt." I lost it there. 😂
Damian: Doc dont stop sucking
R/Suddenlygay-
“A bottomless pit is the safest pit to fall into but the hardest to get out of”... -PIAN AND CONFUSED SCREECHING-
2:48
Does drowning actually count as choking on water?
Chris Hansen? Will *you* choke me?
8:31 actually there was this one girl who had a medical condition a few months before she was born so the doctors performed a C section, did surgery to fix the condition, implanted her into her mother again, then she was born normally a few months later.
"Fingers are just hand toes" -Damien 2019
I didn't want to think about that, Damien.
water is not wet, something has to be covered in water to be wet, if you try covering water in water it’s just more water, water is water
9:35 in my country they found that out the hard way
Damien- I am 100% with you on the “wanting to make a max headroom show aesthetic” .that show’s style is legendary!💜💜
My handwriting is just special ed student speaking
4:28
*no, 14 people didn’t get it. The one guy was right.*
me: sees thumbnail
wait... "remain calm this is only a drill"
I HAVE A TSHIRT WITH THAT EXACT JOKE ON IT
Y’all heard of pennywise, now get ready for *dollar scholar*
*currency clever*, sounds like a credit card company.
Nigga what?
EmKay have two presenters
Loud Damien and quite Damien
Sometimes i can't know which is which
Loud damien laughs at everything
Quiet damien doesnt laugh
@@nobody7817 zach looks like star lords father when that actor was young
4:16 Nothing like some sausage and eggs with a cup of coffee.
I wonder if blind people can read the sesame seeds on buns.