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GW2 - THE DEATH OF FASTCAR! Noody vs FASTCAR (EXPOSED)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 авг 2020
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    Exposing/killing the biggest trash talker that GW2 has ever seen, and putting him to rest ONCE AND FOR ALL. No more FASTCAR. Lets get 500 likes :3
    Raw uncut footage of FASTCAR kills: • uncut fasty kills kekw
    Raw uncut footage of the first time FASTCAR and I crossed paths: • first encounter raw
    Thumbnail by CuteStar:
    / cutestar
    / shascastar
    Shout out to MightyTeapot for the FASTCAR VOD and trying to organize the 1v1: / mightyteapot
    In-game: Noodica.5428
    gw2 guild wars 2 exposing trash talkers fast car

Комментарии • 255

  • @Noody
    @Noody  4 года назад +61

    The death of FASTCAR has arrived! Lets get this to 500 likes guys!
    This is the end of FASTCAR, after this we pretend he doesn't exist!
    Raw uncut footage of FASTCAR kills: ruclips.net/video/dh2UvijDoS8/видео.html
    Raw uncut footage of the first time FASTCAR and I crossed paths: ruclips.net/video/NpbXKX0VtPg/видео.html
    Thumbnail by CuteStar:
    www.twitch.tv/cutestar
    instagram.com/shascastar/
    Shout out to MightyTeapot for the FASTCAR VOD and trying to organize the 1v1: www.twitch.tv/mightyteapot

    • @merpgw2603
      @merpgw2603 4 года назад +2

      Triple Champ > Slowcar

  • @astalkus7540
    @astalkus7540 4 года назад +74

    Now srsly guys. Fastcar has obviously a psychosis, like he totaly should visit a professional.

  • @LordHizen
    @LordHizen 4 года назад +142

    GG triple champ that was hilarious the double bitch slow car is officially a dead meme xD
    keep up the good content :D

    • @huna7a
      @huna7a 3 года назад +1

      @@lespiiigw260 me》!all of you. I officially give you my permission to trigger.

    • @huna7a
      @huna7a 3 года назад +3

      @Comma Eight na, fastcar is genuinely that much of a delusional guy. He just believes in the crap he tries to sell. Mommy told him that hes special out of pity because hes a fat kid and now theres no brushing out of that grave mistake. We just have to bare it, im very far from the idea he wants to change this 'touched by the gods' delusional persona. This is his safe house where he feels special and important. His parents are probably divorced or his dad left them when he was kid and now he probably thinks this happened because hes overweight, usually this backlashes such attitude.
      Some sorrow beating from time to time (ingame ofc) might force him to stop for a second and look outside the window of his basement to enjoy the view of birds flying around, some neighbour dog barking and maybe realize that theres a whole world outside waiting to be explored, and its not such a bad place after all.

    • @huna7a
      @huna7a 3 года назад +1

      @Comma Eight one of my guildies was talking to him not so long ago about his playstyle (hiding in keeps for several hours, yelling how great he is) completely unaware who this guy is, they argued left and right and this guy 'slow and scarred by life' (fastcar) gave him 20-25 min lecture of why hes so good and so much better than the rest and so on. My guildie blocked him in the end with a note to that block that stated 'this guy needs medical attention or something'.
      Thats the only person my guildie didn't bare to whitstand and endure (and block) so this is my answer to the conception 'he plays this attitude for views'.
      I seriously doubt thats the case and even if it was, how much low you have to be to do this...? Hes a complete zero to me.

  • @kesamek8537
    @kesamek8537 4 года назад +43

    This is the Star Wars movie we actually wanted.

  • @DelDel__
    @DelDel__ 4 года назад +30

    "You don't look English, you look normal" LMAOO

  • @GlaceonFan32
    @GlaceonFan32 4 года назад +30

    also ngl teapot spitting facts while doing statues, dude must have 2 brains in order to focus that much

  • @PureRandumosity
    @PureRandumosity 4 года назад +6

    Wtf is wrong with this creep. Threatening to show up to someone’s house “just to get a reaction” is scary

  • @Safineya
    @Safineya 4 года назад +50

    If even the Lord Hizen himself could not hint him down, it is impossible. Iam so sad Lord Hizen has moved on for now. We lost another great content creator for now. Hope he comes back when the Cantha expansion comes live.

    • @Noody
      @Noody  4 года назад +14

      I believe he said he is waiting for the cantha xpac!

    • @paigerocks884
      @paigerocks884 4 года назад +1

      noody loves killing off other content creators

    • @Noody
      @Noody  4 года назад +5

      @@paigerocks884 What?..

  • @marmeus
    @marmeus 4 года назад +32

    Teapot is too patient man, i would have turn crazy after 2minutes

    • @callanwilson3623
      @callanwilson3623 4 года назад +6

      im honestly amazed at his ability not to have a laughing fit at the bullshit coming out of memecar's mouth

  • @MightyTeapot
    @MightyTeapot 4 года назад +5

    Finally some good fucking content

  • @louissacks7367
    @louissacks7367 4 года назад +15

    "WiThOuT fAsTcAr, NoOdY wOuLd HaVe ThReE vIeWeRs... AnD iTs AlL tRaNsGeNdErS"
    Bro you can't make this shit up.
    IRL hope this dude gets out more.

    • @tekayla3621
      @tekayla3621 2 года назад +4

      As a transgender I'm like, damn.. he got me. LOL

  • @GlaceonFan32
    @GlaceonFan32 4 года назад +15

    i cringed so hard when he brought trump into the picture omg my whole face is scrunched into a ball

  • @merpgw2603
    @merpgw2603 4 года назад +22

    FASTCAR OBLITERATED 👏🏻

    • @Noody
      @Noody  4 года назад +10

      FINISHED.

  • @kursna
    @kursna 3 года назад +9

    This plays out like a well written comedy 😂 the seriousness of everybody except fastcar makes it even funnier

  • @iwasoncecool
    @iwasoncecool 4 года назад +22

    Noody never exposes himself to me

    • @SammyEli
      @SammyEli 3 года назад +2

      IRRY you dirty weeb seaman

  • @Yojiibochan
    @Yojiibochan 3 года назад +4

    fastcar is the biggest troll we ever had, and we dont deserve him Kapp

  • @makzimj4315
    @makzimj4315 3 года назад +5

    i bet fatcar didn't accept the 1v1 at noody's door either

  • @lordofmadness5346
    @lordofmadness5346 3 года назад +4

    Fastcar is literally the trump of guild wars 2 lol

  • @-L__7
    @-L__7 4 года назад +11

    this is a significant portion of this man's life, how can he be like this for so long

  • @sofieheller1263
    @sofieheller1263 4 года назад +12

    D R A M A T I C video, but sooooooooooo worth it

  • @torkyn
    @torkyn 4 года назад +4

    "i'll pretend I'm selling vacuum cleaners or something" Bruh Fastcar wouldn't even know how to pretend to have a job

  • @benp2034
    @benp2034 3 года назад +4

    He's the Charlie Zelenoff of GW2. They both need help.

  • @snaptea3098
    @snaptea3098 3 года назад +4

    Teapot is a true savage omg

  • @mawhealth5343
    @mawhealth5343 4 года назад +55

    1 dislike
    hi fastcar

    • @roggstudelpest
      @roggstudelpest 4 года назад +10

      29 dislikes...hi fast car and his 28 clones.

  • @Appoh
    @Appoh 3 года назад +2

    @4:52 that discord sound tripped me out ngl

  • @jucnr5637
    @jucnr5637 4 года назад +7

    8 dislikes : fastcar created 8 accounts and disliked... what a sad boi....

  • @pantsaresuccess
    @pantsaresuccess 4 года назад +28

    "my property"
    mum's*
    ded car still lives with his mum, too, so don't worry
    Wait a second, this reminds of the movie Looper

    • @Noody
      @Noody  4 года назад +4

      LMAO

  • @thirdorigin5588
    @thirdorigin5588 4 года назад +15

    Teapot might have lost some braincells just talking to him xD.
    Bruh i can deny a few things but Bruhcar is the Double Champ of that

  • @irl_panda
    @irl_panda 4 года назад +10

    FINALLY
    SLOWCAR
    *insert meme*

  • @asoled2970
    @asoled2970 4 года назад +9

    How delusional can one man be.

    • @Noody
      @Noody  4 года назад +5

      I think FASTCAR holds the current record

  • @Kyosika
    @Kyosika 4 года назад +7

    Ohhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Here we go

  • @YummyKatsy
    @YummyKatsy 4 года назад +17

    The title alone was an automatic thumbs up. xD

  • @TerroValeris
    @TerroValeris 3 года назад +2

    I really loved that guitar at the beginning, what song is that?

  • @theallspeaker7513
    @theallspeaker7513 4 года назад +8

    The End of Fastcar

  • @Kevin-et1qn
    @Kevin-et1qn 3 года назад +2

    The Charlie Zelenoff of GW2

  • @myne5689
    @myne5689 4 года назад +4

    Holy shit this saga is still going on?

  • @TrueDanker
    @TrueDanker 3 года назад +2

    Please tell me why FASTCAR sounds like John Malkovich hahahaha

  • @mateushenriquesantos1803
    @mateushenriquesantos1803 3 года назад +2

    Man, "Noody are nobody" but the guy have a library of videos of you, dude... I really laught soo much.... unbelivable hahahaha

  • @chillombian8651
    @chillombian8651 3 года назад +2

    I think fastcar is a professional troll. Like this is one elaborate troll.

  • @masters2372
    @masters2372 4 года назад +1

    Love your content Noody! Keep it up

  • @Vaanss
    @Vaanss 4 года назад +17

    lmaooooo

  • @JR-cr2zg
    @JR-cr2zg 4 года назад +1

    I have been waiting for this vid so freaking long. Thanks Noody

  • @helicityboson
    @helicityboson 3 года назад +2

    Like the NUMBER ONE skill to enjoy any PvP game, is being able to accept *when* you fail (and everyone does), and not be afraid of it.
    If you can't laugh at yourself, you're gonna have a bad time.
    Gotta remember the old FGC lore: "They didn't beat you. You let them beat you."

  • @LadyTreyah
    @LadyTreyah 3 года назад +2

    Hey hun? Back then in 2019 were you in VIP as in Vengeance Is Pain (Perfect, Phoenix, Power, Primal)?

  • @moirrainecampbell9916
    @moirrainecampbell9916 3 года назад +3

    So, after taunting me for several years to 1v1 him, #Fastcar decides he is a coward in fighting someone who actually has decent hands and a better understanding of combos and kiting.
    Darn, who could have predicted that...? (eyeroll)

  • @anuranbordoloi4212
    @anuranbordoloi4212 4 года назад +7

    3:00 wtf was that anomaly. He literally greatsword 4d and rolled away to the keep ahahaha. I literally pity teapot, he had to handle that bs for some much time.

  • @NightmareLmfao
    @NightmareLmfao 4 года назад +8

    This man is beyond delusional. Dont even play GW2 anymore but love watching the banta good content Noody still on top

  • @delrosarioj25
    @delrosarioj25 3 года назад +2

    Just watching this video hearing fast car sounds like he is crying while talking to mighty teapot XD

  • @CubanViking79
    @CubanViking79 4 года назад +6

    The ultimate troll match... Bik vs. Fastcar lol

    • @Noody
      @Noody  4 года назад +7

      Thats one I want to see in my lifetime.

    • @CubanViking79
      @CubanViking79 4 года назад +3

      @@Noody The fight would be shit but I just want to see the trash talk

    • @anuranbordoloi4212
      @anuranbordoloi4212 4 года назад +7

      But other than trash talking bik can actually destroy fastcar.

  • @weirdkitty1898
    @weirdkitty1898 4 года назад +11

    10 minutes in and its the best video ive ever seen

  • @KryticalError
    @KryticalError 4 года назад +3

    That dude is *O B S E S S E D* like - literally in love with you lmfao

  • @pebzi-
    @pebzi- 4 года назад +6

    6,9 300 pound, yeah, and im a 9 armed werewolf fairy thats the creator of the world

    • @TheRealMC_Gaming
      @TheRealMC_Gaming 4 года назад +4

      Dude sounds like he's 45, moms basement, 5"6 and 360 lbs. I know I've beaten him as well and you are right, he does camp keeps/SM and relies on others to survive.
      Edit... love it you called it by its first name lol.

  • @captain2obvious226
    @captain2obvious226 4 года назад +1

    Hoooo boy long awaited content. Haven't played in some time due to hospital being short staffed but damn, this is how some people play the game for that long? Anyway, thanks for the laughs noody, great work.

  • @ZeroiusProduction
    @ZeroiusProduction 3 года назад +2

    5 months later, ngl guy sounds nervous as fuck the entire time with teapot especially with the "stakes, 1v1 leaves" when he got called out on it, wouldn't take it. pepelaugh

  • @arcaniaxs2408
    @arcaniaxs2408 4 года назад +2

    0:25
    I take back my word... he transformed to a ded meme now
    I was waiting for this video for so long x)

  • @kayumshah4854
    @kayumshah4854 4 года назад +1

    Finally!!!!! The video which we have been waiting for years.

  • @methanbreather
    @methanbreather 3 года назад +4

    hm, I have to make a confession to make:
    who the f* is Fastcar?
    (and to be more serious, I never watched any of his videos. People like him do not need any support from viewer count).

  • @pkidawmbt
    @pkidawmbt 3 года назад +3

    I've always hated keep humpers and Fastcar is the absolute worse of the lot.

  • @beesh9810
    @beesh9810 4 года назад +5

    Look I know some people say that guy has problems...
    Actually no.
    This guy IS a problem himself.

  • @T35LePGM
    @T35LePGM 4 года назад +3

    Do you think that fastcar can dodge attack in the game as good as he dodge duel?

  • @simbap1435
    @simbap1435 4 года назад +3

    Kml. This was sooo good

  • @fry9083
    @fry9083 4 года назад +1

    "Thief is the easiest class in the game." What. Whaaaaaaat???

  • @grim1427
    @grim1427 Год назад +1

    Aw, I thought it would be a roller beetle race.

  • @kingjakewolf5348
    @kingjakewolf5348 4 года назад +1

    FINALLY IT'S HERE

  • @mikescott4433
    @mikescott4433 3 года назад

    been watching your MRGA vids and got into these LOL wow that guy sounds like such a creep. Love your vids / content keep up the good work.

  • @robertoferraz5282
    @robertoferraz5282 4 года назад +4

    I played with FASTCAR a few years ago, annoying toxic af guy, always spamming shit on wvw chat and he spend 90% of the time behind the walls, never saw him winning a 1v1 fight. Know a few people who reported him a few times and have him blocked in chat because of his shit talking and spams. I am on Sanctum of Rall now, no FASTCAR and his friends here, its a better place to play hahaha

  • @white9422
    @white9422 4 года назад +7

    "he is nobody in america" What does it means? :'D

  • @princessedeee7527
    @princessedeee7527 4 года назад +7

    FAT CAR IS DONE HE IS DESTROYED C;

  • @TonkyTronicus
    @TonkyTronicus 4 года назад +1

    Not only 1000. 1000 "in a row" >.>

  • @jessiamedeiros4328
    @jessiamedeiros4328 3 года назад +2

    He's in my server, god do I have fun xD

  • @mcavr
    @mcavr 3 года назад +2

    First video I saw on the situation and have no idea who any of you are, but the guy fast car in the stream seems like a narcissist. I think he is one of those people who are super insecure so they feel like they have to over compensate in anyway they possibly can.

  • @animieslamisbest4929
    @animieslamisbest4929 4 года назад

    It took a while but the video was soooooo worth the wait

    • @Noody
      @Noody  4 года назад

      I'm glad you enjoyed it!

  • @SolemnGW2
    @SolemnGW2 4 года назад +6

    lol epic video
    Asking no one in particular: What is this kind of behaviour/disease called? Where someone appeals to false fame/grandiosity i.e. "trump will be in my video, famous musicians in my soundtrack" etc as well as the whole "I never lose" stuff and generally accusing noody of anything that he himself is guilty of/psych projecting.. I'm convinced it's not an act/troll, so now I'm curious about how to classify this behaviour. It goes somewhat beyond narcissism lol. edit: 18:00 around here it's interesting how fastcar becomes, how do I say ... phase 3 of the boss fight? He's struggling to keep it together, but he's still committed to the lie :'DDD

    • @KingLies
      @KingLies 3 года назад +3

      Definitely autistic, I'd say aspergers for sure - "difficulties in social interaction, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests". This manchild all over. But there's a few disorders that fall into his personality traits and it's very likely to be comorbid with one of the below:
      Grandiose delusions (GD) - "characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful".
      Illusory superiority - "a condition of cognitive bias wherein a person overestimates their own qualities and abilities, in relation to the same qualities and abilities of other people".
      Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) - "a personality disorder characterized by a long-term pattern of exaggerated feelings of self-importance, an excessive craving for admiration. People with NPD often spend much time daydreaming about achieving power and success, or on their appearance. This is a pattern of obsessive thoughts and unstable sense of identity, often to cope with a sub-par real life."

  • @TollgoXifos
    @TollgoXifos 4 года назад +2

    Jesus this man sounds like he is possessed. Why would teapot even talk to him that long?

  • @Benski1972
    @Benski1972 3 года назад +3

    I follow you, I follow Hizen, I follow Muk, I follow good content.
    I follow players on here, that do Meme's but have a decent respect for their opponents.
    Ignore these guys, and keep posting.
    Average players like me rely on you guys to know what the ... we need to do lmao

  • @quatoxoma5753
    @quatoxoma5753 4 года назад +3

    this some quality content

  • @Sparkyjade
    @Sparkyjade 2 года назад +2

    So.. out of curiosity I checked the Noody Movie and really didn't need to see past the intro. That fast car guy is abusive and so full of himself. I'm glad there isn't much of his stuff anymore. It just breeds hatred and misogyny

  • @Luckster
    @Luckster 3 года назад +4

    I'm not even good at PvP and I feel like I could still melt this guy. I feel like I said this before.
    FASTCAR apparently never learned the phrase: Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash. He's just going to go down in WvW/PvP history as a complete joke.
    Too much of a coward to leave his precious Guild Objective Aura, chronic liar, obsessive compulsive over being called out for being a coward AND a liar (seriously 30 vids, a 2 hour vid, and a "movie"?), and I would not be shocked at all if there's some serious projection going on with a majority of his insults.
    He's got the over-inflated and delicate ego to rival DarkSydePhil

  • @Zodiac862
    @Zodiac862 4 года назад +5

    AND THERE IT IS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    glad you can finally close this chapter with slowcar once and for all. We can say that the meme is dead and i think he doesn't deserve any more exposure than he already have, save for the laughs. Mighty Teapot exposing him was the nail in the coffin for him. Also, President Trump? xD oh wow this is more grand than when he said that arianna grande messaged him a love letter. Oh dear me thanks noody you made my day with this video xD

  • @RIPUnskilled
    @RIPUnskilled 4 года назад +2

    Never played GW2 in my life, still enjoyed the vid.

    • @Noody
      @Noody  4 года назад +1

      Thank you! just out of my own curiosity could I just ask what brought you to this video/my channel? It just intrigues me when non GW2 players end up here :D

    • @RIPUnskilled
      @RIPUnskilled 4 года назад +1

      @@Noody I was looking for an mmo to play for a while, and i just looked @ some gw2 stuff on YT. couple of days later i got ur vid in my recommendations.

  • @DeltaGW2
    @DeltaGW2 4 года назад +5

    You know, I never watched you but didn't like you because I'm not big into drama and these duels.
    BUT you changed my mind, this is really good content!
    I like the editing, I like the commentary, very nice stuff

    • @Noody
      @Noody  4 года назад +5

      Thanks for giving me chance!

  • @huna7a
    @huna7a 3 года назад +3

    This one is even bigger joke than shorts...
    XXXTentacion - Off The Wall (Remake/Remix) (Prod. MaxoKoolin)
    Feona Terrorblade says goodnight.

  • @shionkreth7536
    @shionkreth7536 3 года назад +2

    Funny, as a newer player I've never even heard of Fastcar... yet I've been recommended Mighty Teapot's, Noody's and Lord Hizen's videos. Hmmm...

  • @ArmoredSarge
    @ArmoredSarge 3 года назад +3

    Which world is fartcar currently occupying?

  • @RedeemerViolet
    @RedeemerViolet 4 года назад +3

    Do you want to buy a vacuum cleaner tho?

  • @vitortramontina2556
    @vitortramontina2556 4 года назад +2

    i would still love to see a fair 1v1!

  • @grilledpizza5242
    @grilledpizza5242 3 года назад +2

    motion picture association of america rating.....lmao

  • @eligore6908
    @eligore6908 4 года назад +1

    How the fuck did teapot get Fastcar on voice chat is the real miracle here.

  • @topdigitalgaming
    @topdigitalgaming 3 года назад +2

    Nice video

  • @marcelmalis4288
    @marcelmalis4288 3 года назад +2

    how can a person be as dellusional and fake as fastcar?

  • @bazookaward3859
    @bazookaward3859 4 года назад +1

    This man is either a Super Troll or He is in love with Noody. I believe he loves it when you call his name in videos. I also do agree has pictures of you that he uses to self pleasure .

  • @chakadshafii7399
    @chakadshafii7399 4 года назад +3

    Bodied

  • @poisonari
    @poisonari 3 года назад +2

    Noody: *exposes fastcar*
    Me: *playing music on the EU servers* who?
    (this was supposed to be a joke but it was alot funnier in my head)

  • @bnick8282
    @bnick8282 4 года назад +1

    Fastcar is what a 40 year old dude sounds like when he has the mind of a 12 year old.

  • @Zhaife
    @Zhaife 4 года назад +1

    pretty sure fastcar is just brazil pitch changed

  • @frostie7546
    @frostie7546 4 года назад

    Noody vs fastcar unironically got me to download the game again

  • @sleepy_wendigo
    @sleepy_wendigo 3 года назад +2

    Making fun of English people to insult an Aussie 😂 what a guy

  • @AllinSBlack
    @AllinSBlack 4 года назад +1

    U did great mate well done 👏👏👏

    • @Noody
      @Noody  4 года назад +2

      Appreciate it!

  • @Devel0perJoinedTheServer
    @Devel0perJoinedTheServer 3 года назад +2

    Dudes FastCar made a video on me after i challenged them to 1v1? like a Friendly 1v1

  • @Roborkop
    @Roborkop 4 года назад +2

    LMAO, nice one m8 💪