Everything Wrong With Kingsman: The Secret Service -Deja Vu

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @rockah12
    @rockah12 8 лет назад +5990

    The reason the explosions were colorful and don't show blood or viscera is because of Valentine's hatred of blood. It's still silly, but really this entire movie doesn't take itself THAT seriously.

    • @Advent3546
      @Advent3546 8 лет назад +62

      Said the person talking about a movie where an abusive boyfriend threatens a minor with a knife.

    • @rockah12
      @rockah12 8 лет назад +288

      ***** okay, then the main plot about a guy rigging people's heads to explode so that only the rich and powerful survive doesn't take itself seriously.

    • @trueoskar
      @trueoskar 8 лет назад +65

      Don't forget about the Shining reference, with the baby sister... For a movie that doesn't take itself seriously, that was messed up.

    • @Advent3546
      @Advent3546 8 лет назад +46

      trueoskar Or how the means of the villain is to make the entire world violently slaughter itself. Even at the end it's only a success if you don't think about the millions of corpses already lining the streets before the villain was stopped.

    • @trueoskar
      @trueoskar 8 лет назад +84

      *****
      One person is a tragedy, millions are a statistic. The baby sister almost getting axed hits a lot harder because not only is she defenceless, you get to watch the whole thing.

  • @rarhawkydude9605
    @rarhawkydude9605 5 лет назад +4061

    The Eggsy parkor sin is kind of undeserved. They mention in the pub that his gymnastics coach said he could have been an olympian.

    • @ashishpradhan636
      @ashishpradhan636 4 года назад +211

      He also dropped halfway out of a marines training course

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +19

      EXACTLY

    • @cjeam9199
      @cjeam9199 4 года назад +16

      Ashish Pradhan Take your random royal marine and they will not be any better at parkour than any other reasonably fit person.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +95

      cjeam no but probably a royal marine who’s trained in gymnastics and is a known trouble maker who probably does this stuff to jump fences or make a quick getaway, it’s not surprising at all.

    • @cjeam9199
      @cjeam9199 4 года назад +18

      Terra_the _Nightingale Ah yeah that’s fair, see the point now.

  • @m4teo573
    @m4teo573 5 лет назад +4688

    Actually, when eggsy does the parkour, it was already mentioned that he was a gymnastics whiz.

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin 5 лет назад +5958

    Sorry, but that Church fight scene deserves 50 points to be taken off. My god, one of the best fight sequences of all time without question!

    • @FujinWater
      @FujinWater 5 лет назад +174

      The Church should at least zero out the counter regardless of how many sins are added.

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 5 лет назад +45

      And then family guy stole it😂

    • @christianlockard8653
      @christianlockard8653 5 лет назад +10

      Are you serious? This Movie is complete dogshit people shoot up mosques and synagogues in 2019 and you think this is a great scene? No wonder people are shooting up churches.

    • @oli5412
      @oli5412 5 лет назад +164

      christian lockard have u acc watched the scene. The camera work is sensational. It’s a cinematography masterpiece there are hidden cuts everywhere that you wouldn’t notice on first glance that’s how fucking amazing it is you just need to chill bruh

    • @darthgrievous8055
      @darthgrievous8055 5 лет назад +100

      christian lockard I don’t see the relevance between lunatics shooting up mosques and this scene from a movie that has zero correlation with what you’re describing other than that it’s in a church. Also, I don’t think anyone got the idea to shoot up a church from watching this scene from an elaborate superspy movie. That logic is equivalent to video gamers becoming serial killers.

  • @harryboywonder
    @harryboywonder 8 лет назад +2556

    Its not a synced up drinking schedule, it's being British.

    • @jimmymcpiggy
      @jimmymcpiggy 8 лет назад +14

      That's racist.

    • @Desciplesgames
      @Desciplesgames 8 лет назад +117

      no its not friend, as a brit - i can confirm this. pub on friday is conventional.

    • @tristanperez211
      @tristanperez211 8 лет назад +5

      God damn europeans lol

    • @orale_
      @orale_ 8 лет назад +3

      but hows your food tho?

    • @Desciplesgames
      @Desciplesgames 8 лет назад +28

      Danny Marcs
      not fattening

  • @storyzealot2993
    @storyzealot2993 9 лет назад +5727

    "Eggsy is suddenly a parkour badass"
    But... didn't Galahad say that Eggsy's *gymnastic* coach said he could go Olympic?

    • @davidplayhard
      @davidplayhard 9 лет назад +25

      just cuz u unkillable in any 1st person shooter don't make u a good foot soldier

    • @storyzealot2993
      @storyzealot2993 9 лет назад +358

      +David Martinez +David Martinez except gymnastics requires flexibility, hand to eye coordination, a bunch of cool tricks a regular person probe couldn't do in the middle of air, a great deal of athleticism. it's more like "having experience and being well trained with guns would make you a decent foot soldier". FPSs don't have much to do with the military, unlike parkour and gymnastics.

    • @davidplayhard
      @davidplayhard 9 лет назад +15

      +Buttery Ham mhm
      I will say this, adrenaline, is a wonderful thing is it not?

    • @Speedojesus
      @Speedojesus 9 лет назад +152

      +David Martinez What the fuck are you on?

    • @davidplayhard
      @davidplayhard 9 лет назад +7

      +Speedojesus
      adrenaline,
      made that too easy bru

  • @Valueclown
    @Valueclown 8 лет назад +7107

    I really think that the fact that the hero did not get romantically involved with the sweet, helpful, and pretty female agent and instead buttf***ed a princess was worth some sins removed.

    • @ry_jayy
      @ry_jayy 8 лет назад +442

      This.

    • @PrincessPunkPants
      @PrincessPunkPants 8 лет назад +319

      Hell yes.

    • @justanotherpoweraddict7918
      @justanotherpoweraddict7918 8 лет назад +496

      Swedish, blond, hot af
      And that proposal of butt***
      That's worth half the sins removed

    • @HovercraftEDM
      @HovercraftEDM 8 лет назад +578

      I honestly loved how they didn't do that romantic bullshit or at least saved it to develop organically. It's been way too long since I've seen a movie where the attractive male and the attractive female lead develop a platonic, equally intriguing relationship. It was very refreshing to see and really took me by surprise.

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 7 лет назад +83

      Jordan Gan based on the other comments, *nope*?

  • @jh5220
    @jh5220 5 лет назад +2331

    Cinema Sins: Do British people think Kentucky is the super villain playground of the United States?
    British People: Yes, yes we do.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +41

      Sterling Archer and the weirdos are in Florida
      Edit a year later but I also say this as a Floridian

    • @blockg9482
      @blockg9482 4 года назад +11

      Terra_the _Nightingale Heyre in Cali I swear.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +16

      Block G always something happening in Florida, Alabama and California

    • @shaany78677
      @shaany78677 4 года назад +4

      @Sterling Archer in the white house yeah

    • @sophiap8980
      @sophiap8980 4 года назад +4

      I like your political compass

  • @milkulids
    @milkulids 7 лет назад +2722

    "eggsy is suddenly a parkour badass"
    i swear earlier in the movie they say something about him doing gymnastics as a kid

    • @charlie5849
      @charlie5849 6 лет назад +61

      robin yes and he trained with the kingsman just never finished the training

    • @demarcusbennett6906
      @demarcusbennett6906 6 лет назад +11

      He never does parkour after that single moment 😂😂😂

    • @angloex
      @angloex 6 лет назад +102

      Some Lil Geeza it was the marines he was training with not kingsman

    • @akhilnair1137
      @akhilnair1137 6 лет назад +8

      @@demarcusbennett6906 yes he does

    • @alexmakesbadvideos6683
      @alexmakesbadvideos6683 6 лет назад +1

      robin you right you right

  • @OctaneHaus
    @OctaneHaus 4 года назад +2033

    "do they have a synchronised drinking schedule" yeah mate they're English... If they're not at work or in bed they're drinking

    • @Karma-qt4ji
      @Karma-qt4ji 4 года назад +76

      And if they are on lockdown....well, they're still drinking, just at home.

    • @littletonoskill7550
      @littletonoskill7550 4 года назад +31

      Ay don't knock our culture till you have lived it alright.

    • @OctaneHaus
      @OctaneHaus 4 года назад +25

      @@littletonoskill7550 mate I live in Nottingham 😂

    • @littletonoskill7550
      @littletonoskill7550 4 года назад +8

      @@OctaneHaus I live in Durham

    • @OctaneHaus
      @OctaneHaus 4 года назад +7

      @@littletonoskill7550 oh mad I was born in Durham, all my family still live up in Sunderland/Gateshead

  • @Emily-yu1ox
    @Emily-yu1ox 8 лет назад +4181

    2:54 "suddenly a parkour badass" umm... He was an olympic material gymnast

    • @hbgguled2495
      @hbgguled2495 8 лет назад +400

      Finally! Someone said it now I don't have to.....

    • @noize8148
      @noize8148 7 лет назад +225

      I think the reason he said this is because Eggsy does nothing to show this before the scene. You are right though.

    • @davidcorcoran1622
      @davidcorcoran1622 7 лет назад +137

      And an Olympic ski jumper

    • @WalkerRileyMC
      @WalkerRileyMC 7 лет назад +138

      Noize: Pretty sure this scene was to show just that. I mean, what, we need a scene of him doing routines in a gym first?

    • @thomasdoocey7607
      @thomasdoocey7607 7 лет назад +3

      David Corcoran Wrong film

  • @RolandGiersig
    @RolandGiersig 5 лет назад +677

    The orchestrated explosion of the implants is worth taking at least 5 sins off.

    • @michaelsong1465
      @michaelsong1465 4 года назад +41

      Agreed. Even my brother who is scared of bloody scenes in movies laughed his head off in this scene

    • @proquintus
      @proquintus 4 года назад +11

      @@michaelsong1465 was that pun intended lol

    • @thatonezeldafan5275
      @thatonezeldafan5275 4 года назад +1

      no 100x more sins for that bullshit

  • @lunapandoraackerman2980
    @lunapandoraackerman2980 9 лет назад +1355

    I just watched this movie again hours ago and I remember Harry saying that Kingsman suits are bulletproof.
    Un-ding?

    • @yugiohtoonz1016
      @yugiohtoonz1016 9 лет назад +51

      So he's wearing a bulletproof helmet or something?

    • @Arcilios
      @Arcilios 9 лет назад +37

      +Luna Pandora Ackerman
      He got shot in the forehead right above the eyes

    • @lunapandoraackerman2980
      @lunapandoraackerman2980 9 лет назад +9

      Arcilios Eggsy must be invincible or some shit.

    • @davidplayhard
      @davidplayhard 9 лет назад +2

      that's actually real, and has been for like 3-4 years.

    • @Arcilios
      @Arcilios 9 лет назад +2

      +Luna Pandora Ackerman hahaha I know

  • @owenread4364
    @owenread4364 7 лет назад +1708

    Maybe the reason the heads exploded into fireworks was because Valentine couldn't stand bile

    • @chrollowest6520
      @chrollowest6520 7 лет назад +162

      Doreados Gaming I feel retarded for not thinking of that

    • @cheethariders1214
      @cheethariders1214 7 лет назад +70

      Doreados Gaming that is actually really smart....

    • @DrElemayoXP
      @DrElemayoXP 7 лет назад +52

      Doreados Gaming That's plausible.
      Very plausible

    • @Cazammaf
      @Cazammaf 7 лет назад +47

      I thought that was obvious when I watched it years ago haha, not to sound like a dick, but it was the only reasonable explanation.

    • @imogeng6701
      @imogeng6701 7 лет назад +3

      Doreados Gaming or blood

  • @TheLittlekuribohfan
    @TheLittlekuribohfan 7 лет назад +2125

    The Kingsman suits are bulletproof.
    They said so in the movie.

    • @travchar6106
      @travchar6106 7 лет назад +43

      Andrew Newmark they've also made them in real life

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 7 лет назад +3

      Ok?

    • @travchar6106
      @travchar6106 7 лет назад +12

      Pizza Steve ....
      ...
      .
      Therefore .... real....

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 7 лет назад +1

      Trav & Char
      I'm just wondering why he just stated that.

    • @micahgamble8092
      @micahgamble8092 7 лет назад +15

      Pizza Steve
      I mean did the enemy know that the suits were bulletproof? If not then they should've thought about shooting the feet

  • @avyuktsherawat3798
    @avyuktsherawat3798 5 лет назад +1714

    You said why is no one shooting eggsy's leg or foot... if you would have paid some attention ^ ^ kings man suits are bullet proof

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY 5 лет назад +52

      @@realkingofantarctica They should since they've been shooting him this entire time with no effect on him

    • @scottish-hero6664
      @scottish-hero6664 5 лет назад +28

      Bigger question, why are the socks on a kingsman suit bulletproof if it is an accessory?!

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY 5 лет назад +110

      @@scottish-hero6664 1: They have small rings that deliver 50000 volts and pens that inject fast acting poisons so bullet proof socks is not far fetched

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 5 лет назад +16

      A bullet hitting a vest still has some effect, legs would still get knocked if shot.

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY 5 лет назад +31

      @@aadhilsanu5509 Did you watch the beginning of the movie? When they need masks, they need them. Otherwise they use things that go with the "Gentleman" asthetic, like the suit and umbrella (in what way is it unusable?)

  • @DuranmanX
    @DuranmanX 7 лет назад +1747

    8:04 "and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape"
    actually a 1000x more convoluted

  • @Coty_Lee
    @Coty_Lee 8 лет назад +1840

    I just realized as I watched this. Luke Skywalker and Mace Windu in the same room

    • @eden20111
      @eden20111 8 лет назад +2

      Where??

    • @bakeb9591
      @bakeb9591 8 лет назад +4

      +Coty Lee WOAH WHAT

    • @DocSeal
      @DocSeal 8 лет назад +24

      +Eden Maru Luke Skywalker = Mark Hamill (the professor dude who Harry slaps), Mace Windu = Samuel L. Jackson (Valentine)

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 8 лет назад +17

      +Coty Lee I had no idea it was Mark Hamill. I want to go on record as saying I'm best with voices and he didn't talk much, not to mention the poor guy hasn't aged gracefully. I'd give this revelation a like, but it's sitting at 69 right now and that amuses me.

    • @realgamers472
      @realgamers472 8 лет назад +7

      don't forget emperor palpatine as the leader of the kingsman

  • @Ange1ofD4rkness
    @Ange1ofD4rkness 5 лет назад +932

    "Movie saves a lot of money by simply recording a Westboro Baptist Church meeting".
    I don't think I have ever agreed with a sin more

    • @Karma-qt4ji
      @Karma-qt4ji 4 года назад +10

      But is it a sin in the eyes of Westboro Baptist Church? Then should we not be removing a sin?

    • @Ange1ofD4rkness
      @Ange1ofD4rkness 4 года назад +4

      @@Karma-qt4ji valid point

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 3 года назад +4

      I mean, its not like they were being subtle about it. I half expected the church to be called some other acronym of WBC just to really grind what it was meant to be in our faces.

  • @andrewfaraday8918
    @andrewfaraday8918 5 лет назад +193

    Couldn't help but laugh about "rich asshole serving McDonalds to his rich client".
    2015 was such an innocent time.

  • @danieldaw1778
    @danieldaw1778 9 лет назад +595

    How would Eggsy's dad be considered a bad candidate. He made it all the way to the last two candidates, and even then, he sacrificed himself to save three other future and it current kingsman? If anything, shouldn't that have made him an exemplary recruit?

    • @ninalempicka2948
      @ninalempicka2948 9 лет назад +68

      Ikr, Arthur's a douchebag

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 9 лет назад +20

      Oh, definitely. You can't NOT be a douche when you think the aristocracy is the only class that's allowed or can be badass!

    • @ninalempicka2948
      @ninalempicka2948 9 лет назад +20

      Plus, I wonder what the fuck does he even do? It seems like he spends his days in his desk. I wouldn't picture him as a badass doing stunts during missions etc

    • @thewisegamer125
      @thewisegamer125 9 лет назад

      +Daniel Daw No because none of them were in any actual danger, the bomb was either made for concussion or shrapnel force to kill/ injure their target given how they kicked back his chair shrapnel couldn't have killed them given how his body was positioned and the position of the kingsmen. but for concussion force it seems it would only injure 1-2 guys, so idk why that dude jumped onto it, they all would have survived as long as they would have knocked that chair back

    • @ninalempicka2948
      @ninalempicka2948 9 лет назад +14

      the wisegamer it was still a beautiful sacrifice, he wasn't even part of the Kingsmen so he did that just to save his colleagues as human beings

  • @kmjc1213
    @kmjc1213 5 лет назад +1455

    I vote 95 sins off for Taron Egerton's beautiful face.

  • @shermgerm950
    @shermgerm950 6 лет назад +618

    5:13
    Cinema Sins: rich guy gives everyone mcdonalds what a joke
    Donald Trump: well actually...

  • @arlindBreezy
    @arlindBreezy 5 лет назад +862

    Say whatever you want to say but these 2 movies of Kingsman are Great and very enjoyable!

    • @shaany78677
      @shaany78677 4 года назад +8

      Agreed

    • @rpsyco
      @rpsyco 4 года назад +27

      They're making a prequel and it's supposed to be released in September apparently.

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 4 года назад +10

      Yes they are but I don't understand why there making a prequel

    • @ejc6772
      @ejc6772 4 года назад +1

      I've only seen the first one for some reason my dad won't let me see it

    • @someone-wh2rb
      @someone-wh2rb 4 года назад +17

      @@ejc6772 The Second one has cannibalism and extreme amounts of blood so yeah I get why you're dad doesnt want you to see it.

  • @oliviaciutacu8733
    @oliviaciutacu8733 6 лет назад +174

    “Where do you learn this kind of survival s*it?” A lot of private schools in England do CCF (combined cadet force) that’s where you learn it.

  • @tubbstubbs.5311
    @tubbstubbs.5311 7 лет назад +2954

    "character has a skill"
    *ding*

    • @i_dont_know_who_i_am69
      @i_dont_know_who_i_am69 7 лет назад +12

      Tubbs Tubbs. True, still a lot of good points though

    • @halfdemonprince
      @halfdemonprince 7 лет назад +46

      I can't tell if this movie was serious action movie or a satire for all the typical spy/chosen one movies.

    • @ahmedhasanica6120
      @ahmedhasanica6120 7 лет назад +87

      Of course it's satire. Even if it wasn't, it would be even less cliched than the new James Bond movies

    • @NabekenProG87
      @NabekenProG87 7 лет назад +13

      @40XDDD Why not both?

    • @ollycullis3793
      @ollycullis3793 7 лет назад

      Tubbs Tubbs. I

  • @mimzy_96
    @mimzy_96 9 лет назад +1490

    Thamuel El Jackthon

    • @Harrisioco
      @Harrisioco 9 лет назад +12

      Really bro you put el for his middle name and not L C'mon man

    • @minato4294
      @minato4294 8 лет назад +18

      You do know "el" and "l" sound the same, right? 😂😂🤔

    • @ericmills4160
      @ericmills4160 8 лет назад +1

      +Star lord shut up you piece of shit

    • @EstherJessica
      @EstherJessica 8 лет назад +10

      i laughed so hard at this

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 8 лет назад +5

      +Syamim Nz HAhahaha dude I laughed my ass off. What a legend

  • @KaiTenSatsuma
    @KaiTenSatsuma 5 лет назад +667

    "Rich Asshole serving Mcdonalds to his Rich Client"
    Oh how naive we were.

    • @leonard5426
      @leonard5426 5 лет назад +25

      The way I see it, that was a test. Valentine had met Kingsmen before, namely Lancelot, so he might be suspicious about Galahad. By serving him something, a nobleman wouldn't expect and then talking about spies and supervillians might cause a pretender to fall out of his role.

    • @doc_s1krr751
      @doc_s1krr751 5 лет назад +37

      @@leonard5426 i think he was referring to trump when OP made that comment

    • @leonard5426
      @leonard5426 5 лет назад +21

      @@doc_s1krr751 Sorry, I weren't familiar with the story of Trump serving someone Fastfood. I don't really investigate on the american president, I just hope he doesn't interfere with my personal life. May his reign end without any fatal consequences regarding me and those I hold dear.
      Are you from the US?
      Good Luck.

    • @sorrowandsufferin924
      @sorrowandsufferin924 5 лет назад

      @@leonard5426 Or it might just be him telling the other guy "I know you're BS"; however he did that

    • @rwed13
      @rwed13 5 лет назад +2

      I came here for this comment

  • @snowfromflame6711
    @snowfromflame6711 7 лет назад +1456

    Kingman has to be my favorite series of movies just for the awesome James Bond but somewhat funny approach

    • @kanedong9996
      @kanedong9996 7 лет назад +1

      true

    • @Addict9090
      @Addict9090 7 лет назад +9

      I actualy loved it. The idea of the statesmen was great.

    • @somerandommenace
      @somerandommenace 6 лет назад +3

      Sidon Ithano it was ok pretty corny though. It doesn't touch the original

    • @momentodebruh7300
      @momentodebruh7300 6 лет назад +1

      CaptainCole no crap and predictable

    • @momentodebruh7300
      @momentodebruh7300 6 лет назад +1

      CaptainCole shit franchise

  • @CaptainGlack
    @CaptainGlack 8 лет назад +744

    For that scene where all those guys miss Eggsy, I think you forget that the suits are bulletproof 😂

    • @ineedboostsobad
      @ineedboostsobad 8 лет назад +37

      And here I thought ideas are bulletproof ;)

    • @benzwyck6035
      @benzwyck6035 8 лет назад +1

      😭😭 I completely forgot that

    • @ferko28
      @ferko28 8 лет назад +7

      Yeah because if you're a highly trained soldier, there's no way at all that you would shot someone in the head.
      And, why would he be hiding from them like 10 seconds later? Just run towards them, you're bulletproof.

    • @youdontneedtoknowmyname4086
      @youdontneedtoknowmyname4086 7 лет назад +80

      El Ferko
      Soldiers are trained to aim for centre mass, not the head

    • @CaptainGlack
      @CaptainGlack 7 лет назад +22

      I'm rather sure that they're smart enough to figure out that body shots are doing fuck all, and then relay that information to other soldiers.

  • @niamhisamicropig5230
    @niamhisamicropig5230 7 лет назад +847

    Tbf everyone goes to the local pub whether you like all of the people there or not

    • @matthewturvey563
      @matthewturvey563 7 лет назад +75

      Niamhisamicropig Yes, exactly. Who gives a fuck if you don't like someone there? You're there to booze

    • @willallen5044
      @willallen5044 7 лет назад +8

      I have never let anything stop me from going to my local pub... don't care who is in there!

    • @NilsGJohansson
      @NilsGJohansson 7 лет назад

      lol you have the same profile pic i have on steam

    • @spiritusIRATUS
      @spiritusIRATUS 7 лет назад +1

      Just shows muricans have no clue about people in other countries. And I thought Britain was their granny so they should at leat know some stuff about it.

  • @TheTrueSleezy
    @TheTrueSleezy 5 лет назад +245

    2:50, I mean in the movie the one dude talked about eggy’s past and how he was a royal marine, and a gymnastics professional and could’ve went to the Olympics

    • @dag1704
      @dag1704 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, this "mistakes" video is complete shit. It is either his personal preference, he marked as a mistake, or a mistake made by him, he marked as a mistake, because he is neither able to draw the line between 2 scenes, nor paying attention to what the world includes and what not... Really disappointed from this video.

    • @FTQuake
      @FTQuake 3 года назад +2

      @@dag1704 you must be new around here

    • @dag1704
      @dag1704 3 года назад

      @@FTQuake tbh yes

    • @gooberpea2524
      @gooberpea2524 2 года назад

      222th like

    • @Nixus237
      @Nixus237 2 года назад

      @@dag1704 you know these are comedy videos and not serious film criticism videos right?

  • @Skeif13
    @Skeif13 8 лет назад +338

    The "shoot the dog" scene bothered me. They kept repeating "teamwork" and telling them that the dog would be their greatest ally, so regardless of whether or not the gun had blanks, it doesn't make sense for it to be considered a failure to not shoot their ally. Also it's kind of weird that he made that a sin when the gun having blanks was actually a change when someone told the director that the audience wouldn't like the Kingsman group if they killed a dog.

    • @LoathingEditor
      @LoathingEditor 8 лет назад +28

      It tests loyalty to Kingsman.

    • @Ghostiification
      @Ghostiification 8 лет назад +23

      +Skeif13 I've seen this same scene in some other movie. It's supposed to test their loyalty towards the company, which does make sense. The cause before anything else.

    • @Skeif13
      @Skeif13 8 лет назад +35

      I get that it's to test their loyalty, but I feel like it doesn't make sense when the test involves disobeying previous teachings.

    • @crystala7x182
      @crystala7x182 8 лет назад +12

      I was questioning that scene too. The only reason I came up with is maybe it's a test of whether or not they have the strength to shoot a loved one. In many films, we see that the good guy cannot kill the evil bad guy because they are a loved one and the bad guy uses this to their advantage.

    • @IsrarTaj83
      @IsrarTaj83 8 лет назад +2

      +Skeif13
      the point of " shooting the dog" scene was to see if the candidates will be willing to kill somebody. for instance shooting a bad guy could kill a save one persons life or a thousand people's lives.

  • @MilkManCaravan
    @MilkManCaravan 7 лет назад +452

    The fact that you didn't take a sin off for that chase scene in the beginning is the real sin

    • @DozyDev
      @DozyDev 7 лет назад

      Succ

    • @theirregulargamer13
      @theirregulargamer13 7 лет назад +9

      Pretty sure these guys usually don't watch a film twice for these things anymore. They just record their commentary and pick out their best and usual complaints that can fit in 10+ minutes.

  • @bigredinfinity3126
    @bigredinfinity3126 8 лет назад +718

    Oscar Pistorius running from a burglar LMFO best cinemasins line ever

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 8 лет назад +6

      more like running from the cops after killing Reeva

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 8 лет назад +1

      Top Ten, at least. And I watched every single one of them.

    • @Discosaturn
      @Discosaturn 8 лет назад +4

      It could be more creepier if the movie was made much earlier and Oscar Pistorius took on the role of Gazelle before being arrested for killing Reeva.

    • @laalki80
      @laalki80 8 лет назад +1

      This. xD

    • @gngrlvr1
      @gngrlvr1 8 лет назад +17

      He was actually offered the role.

  • @ShooterQ
    @ShooterQ 3 года назад +22

    5:39 This conversation hits deeper when you read that Samuel L Jackson took the role b/c he always wanted to be in a Bond film but never got the chance, so took this role instead.

  • @yourhandlehere1
    @yourhandlehere1 7 лет назад +94

    The worst sin of all is...You can't eat Mickey D's if it's more than 5 minutes old, the fries get nasty cold and microwaving doesn't help.

    • @jameskkm
      @jameskkm 7 лет назад

      IcantSignIn Well, this isn't what they mean when they say Fast Food, but now that you think about it...

  • @DerringerHK
    @DerringerHK 9 лет назад +246

    "All these guys miss Eggsy, who isn't dodging or anything."
    Aren't their suits described as some next-level bulletproof stuff?

    • @toracenimarus1769
      @toracenimarus1769 9 лет назад +8

      ***** *tf2 domination tune plays*

    • @Itachikeyser99
      @Itachikeyser99 9 лет назад

      Yeh because his head, hands and feet are also bulletproof.......no

    • @prokhorvlg
      @prokhorvlg 9 лет назад +22

      dionkeyser I think people are trained to shoot center mass, not the head.

    • @theghostinasuit2716
      @theghostinasuit2716 9 лет назад +1

      ***** there are suits made out of a material similar to kevlar made to stop pistol caliber bullets, not the 556 that is coming out of those SCAR-Ls

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 9 лет назад +4

      theghostinasuit Good thing this is a spy movie then, with his suit being made to stop higher calibers than what is currently possible.

  • @Kadaue
    @Kadaue 8 лет назад +126

    eggsy being a parkour badass was kind of explained earlier when harry makes a comment on his past as a gymnast.

  • @barrylyndon5552
    @barrylyndon5552 5 лет назад +107

    Funny how you could almost call Fury Thanos's arch-enemy since he got the entire Avengers together and summoned Marvel yet in this movie Samuel is basically lisp Thanos.

  • @ultraviolet6330
    @ultraviolet6330 9 лет назад +388

    You forgot the sin in the bar fight scene, where the door was locked and then later Eggsy walks straight out of it without unlocking it.

    • @mbmmhm501
      @mbmmhm501 9 лет назад +1

      +AtomicWaffles yep i noticed it when i was in the cinema watching it

    • @ultraviolet6330
      @ultraviolet6330 9 лет назад +3

      Same.

    • @mbmmhm501
      @mbmmhm501 9 лет назад +3

      my parents thought i nitpicked but i dont care, its a sin dammit

    • @CoDKnoedel
      @CoDKnoedel 9 лет назад +7

      +AtomicWaffles Happens when he focusses on story-telling logic-sins instead of the actual sins on set :/

    • @kemodesantadesanta639
      @kemodesantadesanta639 9 лет назад +8

      +AtomicWaffles *DING*

  • @bradleybowie4510
    @bradleybowie4510 7 лет назад +336

    "Doesn't hit him" "doesnt shoot the legs" ALL KINGSMEN SUITS ARE BULLETPROOF GENIUS

    • @udaythambimuthu3176
      @udaythambimuthu3176 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah but even a proper bulletproof vest results in broken or at least cracked ribs, a bulletproof suit still doesnt take the impact out of the equation.

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 5 лет назад +33

      @@udaythambimuthu3176 Movie tech gear not being realistic is not necessarily a sin when it fits the genre.

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 5 лет назад +4

      @Crack's Ex Acc. While that is true, they are never up against snipers and they do their best to crouch behind the umbrella's shield. The better tactic would actually be shooting for their feet, or landing a grenade just behind them. However the bad guys do not seem to have grenades and are not necessarily actually experienced combatants.

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 5 лет назад

      @Crack's Ex Acc. Again, covered, lol. They are staying and moving crouched behind the shield and normal training is actually to shoot for the torso since it is an easier target.

    • @RolandGiersig
      @RolandGiersig 5 лет назад +2

      I second that. The suits are bulletproof, so the occasional normal bullet would only cause a hefty slap, which the agents would learn to take.
      Also: normal guards are trained to shoot for the body, because easier target. And they wouldn't recognize the umbrella being bulletproof and think that they could shoot right through. REMOVE THAT SIN!

  • @SuperRD96
    @SuperRD96 9 лет назад +1955

    I'm getting a sudden case of Deja Vu, was this video re uploaded?

    • @calebblackburn6305
      @calebblackburn6305 9 лет назад +452

      Yeah, Fox took the older video down for audio reasons.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 9 лет назад +6

      👍

    • @quadrel2453
      @quadrel2453 9 лет назад +41

      Yogi RD It was re-uploaded, thats the joke.
      He should've waiting until April 1st tho

    • @MrDarth151
      @MrDarth151 9 лет назад +26

      Zettabeam62 Not really. Automatic youtube claim system means they don't even know they took it down.

    • @LucianThorus
      @LucianThorus 9 лет назад +34

      Yogi RD On a side note what is the appropriate ammount of time for the logos ? I mean what is the maximum ammount lets say for logos in a movie.

  • @natalynflores3869
    @natalynflores3869 2 года назад +40

    It actually makes sense to have another hidden compartment in the plane (even though it belongs to the Kingsmen) because if an enemy were to make his way onto the plane then only the Kingsman would have knowledge of the weapons v. having them out for the enemy to take freely.

  • @judepude7335
    @judepude7335 7 лет назад +543

    You said “why didn’t the shoot his legs or feet” because the suits are bulletproof and he held up an umbrella and they ain’t going to assume the umbrella bulletfroof

    • @christopherj9954
      @christopherj9954 7 лет назад +33

      judepude ehhh he is literally using that umbrella as a shield and the soldiers think maybe its not bulletproof but his suit is?

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 7 лет назад +22

      Bulletproof suit or not, it's still made of cloth. Maybe regular bullets can't penetrate the cloth, but they still hit it with enough force to cause severe damage to his shinbones underneath it. Even if the bullets don't go through it, they still hit him with extreme amount of force against the leg. At the very least, enough to knock him on his ass and expose more vulnerable areas.

    • @honeybadgeronyoutube7299
      @honeybadgeronyoutube7299 7 лет назад +8

      Well they did not know the suit was bullet proof but once they couldn't shoot the umbrella the should have thought 'oh lets shoot his feet'

    • @___SourR34___
      @___SourR34___ 6 лет назад +1

      They didn't know the suit was bulletproof either. Also, considering how Eggsy is holding it like a shield and knows what he's doing, then they probably could have came to the conclusion that the umbrella was bulletproof.

    • @domtoretto8293
      @domtoretto8293 6 лет назад

      why would they think that the suit is bulletproof either?

  • @shogrran
    @shogrran 9 лет назад +338

    Am I the only one irritated that the Kingsmen is supposed to be SUPER secret but they just let at least 12 other young people in puberty just walk out knowing the secret.

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 9 лет назад +71

      +shogrran Don't they mention how they still use those recruits in some capacity however? Like the "drowned" girl was taken on as an IT worker in their Germany office.
      Whether or not they failed the tests to become Field Agents, they are all still intelligent and athletic enough to have reached that point. So they are still useful to the organization.

    • @shogrran
      @shogrran 9 лет назад +32

      CrashB111 They mentioned the "drowned" girl. But the traitor they didn't. And look how the traitor was able to go to the enemy side so easily. And even if they kept all the failed recruits as secretary. That "super secret" organization. Isn't as secret as it should be.

    • @toplinecreation
      @toplinecreation 9 лет назад +3

      +shogrran Well who knows they might've hit them with amnesia

    • @ethanh.6643
      @ethanh.6643 9 лет назад +14

      i think i remember in the movie them saying that if they talked to others about it, they and their next of kin would be killed

    • @shogrran
      @shogrran 9 лет назад +3

      Ethan H. Great... but then in the movie, the candidates all have families that know about the secret. How is that a secret.

  • @Meth0dM4n
    @Meth0dM4n 8 лет назад +103

    The "Parkour Badass" thing is explained earlier when him and Harry are in the pub and Harry mentions how Eggsy was a gymnast for 2 years.

    • @FlyingTigersKMT
      @FlyingTigersKMT 8 лет назад +28

      Another sin for exposition! DING!

    • @adferxis
      @adferxis 8 лет назад +13

      no! no sin! GNID

    • @paul38876
      @paul38876 7 лет назад

      in order to be an olympic level gymnast, you have to be one a lot longer than two years

  • @elijahpelito4722
    @elijahpelito4722 5 лет назад +207

    Movie logos: *exist*
    CinemaSins: Pathetic.

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 3 года назад +4

      Ironic given that the logos are actually a contractual requirement.

  • @jeffo3476
    @jeffo3476 8 лет назад +349

    Alfred, Luke Skywalker and Mace Windu walk into a bar.

    • @CM-vf1mn
      @CM-vf1mn 7 лет назад +3

      Waxenboss 2460 only mace windu since he went out the windo

    • @pizzatime4700
      @pizzatime4700 7 лет назад

      Jeff O ....ow

  • @noahbowie5985
    @noahbowie5985 7 лет назад +777

    you've clearly never watched sky news before

    • @ariowt
      @ariowt 7 лет назад +14

      Noah Bowie I was thinking the same thing! 😂

    • @bradendeems3337
      @bradendeems3337 7 лет назад +1

      Right

    • @ameritus9041
      @ameritus9041 7 лет назад

      As someone who has never watched sky news... please explain?

    • @drew2464
      @drew2464 7 лет назад +1

      Sin 24. They actually have that on sky news in the uk

    • @ameritus9041
      @ameritus9041 7 лет назад

      ah ok, thanks.

  • @hexxed810
    @hexxed810 7 лет назад +555

    I got a kingsman ad before this video
    Coincidence? I think not

    • @Falcon_747
      @Falcon_747 7 лет назад

      Kuutio Puutio I loved how u added an incredible reference, heh get it? INCREDIBLE hehe

    • @inkfish2758
      @inkfish2758 7 лет назад +1

      It actually is a coincidence. RUclips saw you were watching a video about kings men and thought you would be likely be interested in the ad.

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 6 лет назад

      EternalAirsoft Golden Circle, the second one

    • @pastelqwq1360
      @pastelqwq1360 6 лет назад

      Hotel? Trivago

  • @larrylund2682
    @larrylund2682 5 лет назад +130

    it is the lack of reality which makes this a really good movie.

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 4 года назад +12

      Yeah the movie would've sucked if it took itself too seriously.

  • @nazhifatruly9694
    @nazhifatruly9694 6 лет назад +151

    8:11 "NOOOOO!!!" ...No.

  • @18T220
    @18T220 9 лет назад +3428

    Feel like I've seen this video already..

  • @jesserosas7177
    @jesserosas7177 7 лет назад +116

    Valentine: *Finishes SIM card speech*
    "What's in your wallet?"

  • @andreydidenko8352
    @andreydidenko8352 5 лет назад +84

    Sin 27 is Wrong because Egssie was talking with the agent and the agent said he was rlly good at gymnastics. he practised 3 yrs .

  • @Nyuum
    @Nyuum 7 лет назад +735

    "Manners Maketh Man"

    • @omarelfalafly7207
      @omarelfalafly7207 6 лет назад +15

      Savitar Do you know what that means?!

    • @mimo741_
      @mimo741_ 6 лет назад +26

      +omar ali then let me
      teach you a lesson

    • @stephen19590
      @stephen19590 6 лет назад

      If anyone didn’t Id kill them myself

    • @niiphox93
      @niiphox93 6 лет назад +3

      dlrz ^throws glass at british wanker^

    • @kimjagna-an9505
      @kimjagna-an9505 5 лет назад +2

      Are we all going to stand here all day? Or are we going to fight?

  • @KaleSerpent
    @KaleSerpent 9 лет назад +423

    Holy shit... That was Mark Hamil?! Totally didn't recognize him at all.

    • @hispanicwizard2906
      @hispanicwizard2906 9 лет назад +1

      me too

    • @CanucksGameVlogger
      @CanucksGameVlogger 9 лет назад +19

      If only he had his lightsaber with him

    • @arturkim1378
      @arturkim1378 9 лет назад +55

      Kale Serpent You know someone's a good actor when he's unrecognizable, meaning he can avoid typecasting, so you won't be like", Oh hey that's Luke skywalker!" in every movie that he's in.

    • @stonerscouch
      @stonerscouch 9 лет назад +3

      Joker

    • @KaleSerpent
      @KaleSerpent 9 лет назад +5

      Artur Kim
      well... I never really cared too much about sw, so I wouldn't recognize him from that in any case... i recognize him as joker... which is voice acting, but he didn't sound much like it. Since he isn't doing the joker voice. Anyone wth that kind o voice probably has messed up vocal cords or a psycho. >_>

  • @CFHistory
    @CFHistory 9 лет назад +92

    Can't believe he didn't discount a sin from the Incredibles for the single greatest scene in cinema history, with the greatest lines being delivered by Honey, wife of Frozone (who, I should remind you, has zero actual screentime)

    • @bardfinn
      @bardfinn 9 лет назад +30

      I AM YOUR WIFE! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GOING TO GET!

    • @CFHistory
      @CFHistory 9 лет назад +30

      nah m8 we gotta do this properly...
      HONEYYYY? WHERES MAH SUPER SUIT?

    • @TokinMusket
      @TokinMusket 9 лет назад +15

      CFHistory WHAAT?

    • @AndrewDembouski
      @AndrewDembouski 9 лет назад +23

      WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT
      I UHHH PUT IT AWAY
      WHERE
      WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW
      I NEED IT!

    • @RileyWhittakerMusic1
      @RileyWhittakerMusic1 9 лет назад +16

      Andrew Dembouski UH-UH. DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF DOING NO DARING-DO. WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR 2 MONTHS!
      THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!

  • @mrcooldude90210
    @mrcooldude90210 5 лет назад +166

    @5:12 They predicted Donald Trump serving McDonald's to the Clemson football team. I demand a sin removal

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 года назад +2

      I demand a hundred sins added

    • @georgememmott4398
      @georgememmott4398 4 года назад +1

      @@Milamberinx ?

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 года назад +1

      @@georgememmott4398 good point well made, I've certainly learnt a lot, nice chatting with you.

    • @georgememmott4398
      @georgememmott4398 4 года назад +1

      @@Milamberinx aight no problem

  • @emdotrod
    @emdotrod 9 лет назад +262

    The church scene with Free Bird and stuff should make this movie unsinnable.
    Although no movie is without sin

    • @bennygaray46
      @bennygaray46 9 лет назад +4

      It was okay

    • @ColCoal
      @ColCoal 9 лет назад +6

      Ardimo Harsa Why? The most over used song besides sweet home alabama to the killing of a whole church group, how is this a good thing?

    • @Soraking007
      @Soraking007 9 лет назад +1

      Ardimo Harsa actually i sin the movie for that scene because in the comic it was realistically only about a minute before he got knocked down and stoppped butin this he fucking murders everyone and i dont like change.

    • @jimbobby2715
      @jimbobby2715 9 лет назад +16

      coltheawesomeable because it was an amazing fight scene? And unless you never saw the movie you would kinda hate that church group anyways and it always feel rewarding for the people nobody likes to end up dying in some way

    • @Soraking007
      @Soraking007 9 лет назад

      jim bobby the fight scene is too long the panel by panel shot was done better in the comics but only because it was panel by panel and shorter.

  • @cwrightexe
    @cwrightexe 9 лет назад +167

    you do realise that Harry actually stated that all kingsman suits are bullet proof, so there was no need to state how Eggsy was dodging a fuck ton of bullets

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 9 лет назад +2

      um yeah but none of them hit him at all. you can clearly see that his suit is not damaged or dirty in the back

    • @stroheker1
      @stroheker1 9 лет назад +5

      +Taylor Sparks and a bullet hitting you is not something you just shrug off with no reaction.

    • @cwrightexe
      @cwrightexe 9 лет назад +3

      yea but this is movie logic were talking about

    • @stroheker1
      @stroheker1 9 лет назад +5

      yea but this is CinemaSins were talking about!

    • @cwrightexe
      @cwrightexe 9 лет назад +7

      probably the best point you could have possibly made

  • @DarthJedi2005remixes
    @DarthJedi2005remixes 6 лет назад +41

    You might sin the opening few scenes of Eggsy's family life but let me tell you they are quite possibly the most realistic part of the whole film. It's quite sad how many teenagers living in run-down estates have lives exactly like his.

  • @cobalt4966
    @cobalt4966 4 года назад +22

    6:32 There was a kingsman archer crossover clip where they make fun of this.
    Also you missed a sin, he says that an Oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing but it’s actually any formal shoe with CLOSED lacing.

  • @Genesis23OPB
    @Genesis23OPB 7 лет назад +355

    the head explosion thingy was just for humor, to make it harmless and appauling to younger audiences, instead of being 18plus

    • @jacksoneaton5093
      @jacksoneaton5093 7 лет назад +74

      Genesis23OPB i'm pretty sure it was because Valentine doesn't like blood.

    • @GabrielIgnacio
      @GabrielIgnacio 7 лет назад +28

      Genesis23OPB The movie has an R rating so I doubt it's to appeal to younger audiences.

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 7 лет назад +7

      no idea what R rating means but as long there is no blood in a movie its basically for 12 yr olds. way more audience than being 18plus

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 7 лет назад +1

      i did, probably more often than you and that small bits of blood are not even close to an 18+ rated movie. that bit of red mist and the few drops are not worth mentioning

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 7 лет назад +4

      no idea, but a tarantino film is much more violent than this one ever was. the guy at the beginning that gets cut in half? almost no blood, just a red line that shows what has happened to him. so it goes for the whole movie, the blood is there, but very suptile. makes sense. less blood means lower rating, which means more possible audience. and this movie seems perfect for teens because it has action and humor. look at mad max for example. quite a lot of shooting and violence, but almost no visible blood.

  • @ghouljoex8744
    @ghouljoex8744 7 лет назад +951

    Can Samuel jackson get a sin off for the lisp

    • @sujiliuu
      @sujiliuu 6 лет назад +13

      ghouljoe x IT BUGS ME SO HARD

    • @continuousself-improvement1879
      @continuousself-improvement1879 6 лет назад +28

      No, the lisp is an extra sin. Or several sins.

    • @lukasadamson6091
      @lukasadamson6091 6 лет назад +15

      Probably they were going for the "outcast nerd who had a lisp and no friends and became a super villian" route.

    • @kieoluveio2170
      @kieoluveio2170 6 лет назад +1

      You think they did THAT... in a movie that basically set out to fuck all the usual action movie tropes.... k.

    • @kieoluveio2170
      @kieoluveio2170 6 лет назад

      Also, nothing about any of that was mentioned. To come to that conclusion is a bit much of a stretch... even for the internet.

  • @pulsefull7248
    @pulsefull7248 7 лет назад +589

    You forgot that after the first fight in the pub he closed the door and then and then walked out without opening the locks

    • @omarelfalafly7207
      @omarelfalafly7207 7 лет назад +1

      Thatcher Himself I noticed that as well from the first time I watched the movie

    • @ajd4909
      @ajd4909 7 лет назад +22

      you can hear them being clicked open tho i swear

    • @pyroquill1989
      @pyroquill1989 7 лет назад +22

      Naw thats not a sin, thats just Harry xD

    • @MegaGralha
      @MegaGralha 7 лет назад

      Cluster Charge set

    • @tylerbowie7252
      @tylerbowie7252 7 лет назад +1

      Yup i noticed that

  • @lolman8902
    @lolman8902 4 года назад +26

    10:20 the explosions are colourful because valentine can't handle gore.

  • @yuhmxxa6261
    @yuhmxxa6261 9 лет назад +263

    technically, they could of shot at Eggsy in the tunnel scene and not hurt him if they aimed for his back because the suit is bullet proof, remember?

    • @yuhmxxa6261
      @yuhmxxa6261 9 лет назад +43

      Also, he was a gymnast that is why he could do parkour...learn your facts mate

    • @yuhmxxa6261
      @yuhmxxa6261 9 лет назад +46

      ALSO, The race of the rich people in England is majorly white; it would stick out like a sore thumb if they added someone of color to the recruits. Which you would probably add a sin for anyway.

    • @LoopyLaloo
      @LoopyLaloo 9 лет назад +1

      Yass... finally! Spot on!

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 9 лет назад +1

      +LeeAnn King , that's not what the Muslims there tell me. ;)

    • @Fishfingers232
      @Fishfingers232 9 лет назад +14

      +LeeAnn Body armour doesn't magically give you the ability to just shrug off bullets. Getting struck by a bullet with body armour on can be like a massive punch and will wind you/knock you down/injure you.

  • @SlimyGreenSlime
    @SlimyGreenSlime 9 лет назад +352

    I'd like to see either the Harry Potter videos or the Lord of the Rings ones recounted.
    As far as regular Sins go, I'd like more Disney movies.

    • @MrTREEHUNTER22
      @MrTREEHUNTER22 9 лет назад +13

      I'd like to see all the old ones that he barely sinned on

    • @DaveyDDial1
      @DaveyDDial1 9 лет назад +1

      ForgettableNPC CinemaSins do not redo videos. This video was re-uploaded because of an issue.

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 9 лет назад +9

      DaveyDDial1 In the description they asked what people would like to see recounted. Joke or not, he is getting what he asked for.

    • @DaveyDDial1
      @DaveyDDial1 9 лет назад +5

      NobodyImportant The description has said recounted forever. Literally every video asks what movie's sins you'd like to see recounted. And Jeremy has said that they don't re-do their videos when asked if they'd recount some of the older movies in the previous fast-paced style they used to do.

    • @Thermalions
      @Thermalions 9 лет назад +5

      NobodyImportant I suspect you are confusing the intended meaning. I suspect Jeremy's using (a):
      a) Recount: to relate in detail
      b) Recount: to count again

  • @SuperParkourio
    @SuperParkourio 7 лет назад +64

    Not everyone needs to fall for the "Free Phone Evil Plan", just enough for the phones to be everywhere. And not everyone knows about Edward Snowden.

    • @GabrielIgnacio
      @GabrielIgnacio 7 лет назад +1

      SuperParkourio Not everyone knows about Edward Snowden but everyone knows about the information he leaked regarding PRISM and other various government surveillance programs. The "Free Phone Plan" reeks of suspicion notably since it's from one single entity with no glaring downsides to it.
      Then again, it's Kingsman. The movie has a basic plot but shows a lot of style pulling it off.

    • @SuperParkourio
      @SuperParkourio 7 лет назад +14

      This is the first time I've heard about PRISM, so no. Not everyone knows about it.

    • @bonham1981
      @bonham1981 7 лет назад +9

      John Oliver did a bit where he asks people on the streets of New York who Edward Snowden was and what he did. People don't know or misremember.

    • @GrijzePilion
      @GrijzePilion 7 лет назад

      That's because in bits like that, they always edit out the people who DO know. Kind of like those geography tests they do on passers-by. None of them EVER get it right because that wouldn't be as funny.

    • @ashwinalagendran6748
      @ashwinalagendran6748 7 лет назад +1

      Also, eggsy was not suddenly a parkour badass, later on in the movie we find he was pegged for the Olympics in gymnastics so yeah that's where he gets it from.

  • @gtaacsoliddude3230
    @gtaacsoliddude3230 6 лет назад +85

    'Manners…maketh…man'
    Words for life
    👊respect

  • @josuesilva9485
    @josuesilva9485 9 лет назад +2735

    Can you do Zombieland

  • @zimv1234567890
    @zimv1234567890 7 лет назад +31

    0:48 funny story:
    This scene was actually in the comic book the movie is based on, and stooges talk to Hamill and ask him how he feel about the new Star Wars films.

  • @MagoDSnowman
    @MagoDSnowman 9 лет назад +77

    To be fair, Kentucky IS the villain playground of the US

    • @ink1931
      @ink1931 9 лет назад +8

      Are you sure it's not Tennessee?

    • @StarRider587
      @StarRider587 9 лет назад +12

      Doki Doki Horonigaidesu Gumiworm Z Or Washington D.C.? I mean, with all those lizard people and everything.

    • @ThatSinghSaransh
      @ThatSinghSaransh 9 лет назад

      +Doki Doki Horonigaidesu Gumiworm Z Nah that's where I hang my hat.

  • @oneproudpeacock6901
    @oneproudpeacock6901 5 лет назад +30

    10:20 that was a mind-blowing experience!

  • @zacharymartin4749
    @zacharymartin4749 7 лет назад +472

    If they aimed for his legs it would do nothing his suit is bulletproof

    • @fantasmaassassino0
      @fantasmaassassino0 7 лет назад +56

      Zachary Martin he would still drop to the ground in pain. Bullet-proof doesn't mean pain-proof.

    • @Daxter609
      @Daxter609 7 лет назад +21

      And at the range and how many of them are firing at bullet-proof isn't really bullet-proof anymore

    • @hud5307
      @hud5307 7 лет назад +21

      Ffs, he has an umbrella that can stop bullets and shoot.
      Why wouldn't the suit have similar properties

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 7 лет назад +1

      Shadow - SixThree
      You have common sense.

    • @bonk1398
      @bonk1398 7 лет назад +2

      But they didn't know that

  • @hannahsmart4494
    @hannahsmart4494 7 лет назад +80

    The clipboard is just a tablet in disguise, that didn't really deserve the sin

  • @BasilOmoriFan
    @BasilOmoriFan 9 лет назад +276

    I don`t know about you, but I loved this movie.

    • @StarRider587
      @StarRider587 9 лет назад +18

      Gumball He doesn't only sin movies he doesn't like. He sinned Incredibles and he said in the description that he thinks it's one of the best animated films of all time. They also liked Gravity and they sinned that.

    • @cappuccino-1721
      @cappuccino-1721 9 лет назад +6

      They liked this movie to, he says it's fun in the video

    • @yasmeenkassam410
      @yasmeenkassam410 9 лет назад

      Gumball I LOVE IT TOO

    • @CT--gs1wj
      @CT--gs1wj 9 лет назад +7

      he sin lots of movies, im sure there are some that he likes/enjoys watching too. I also loved it too.

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 9 лет назад

      +Gumball i just watched it last night on netflix and i loved it.

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 Год назад +4

    I like how he mentioned that Eggsy broke the necklace instead of taking it off in the interrogation room but didn't mention how remembered to say "Oxfords not Brogues" when calling the number on the back of the necklace. As if he'd never forget the random secret codewords a strange man told his mother while he was sitting playing with a snowglobe and not paying attention.

  • @ShaoVideoProduction
    @ShaoVideoProduction 9 лет назад +200

    5:28 also, McDonalds burgers do not look like that.

    • @WriimeTime
      @WriimeTime 9 лет назад +4

      Shao *ding*

    • @PsihopatForRBrJohny
      @PsihopatForRBrJohny 9 лет назад

      Shao they do... That was indeed the BigMac and the McRoyale. I know my McDonald's

    • @Shadow-us3jg
      @Shadow-us3jg 9 лет назад +5

      Psihopat Johny what a load on mc-crap

    •  9 лет назад +14

      Shao They do if you are a billionaire and can buy a license to set up your own McDonald's staffed by your own employees.

    • @grantkidd4142
      @grantkidd4142 9 лет назад

      Shao Cheeseburgers do look like that, until they are wrapped up and stored at 60C until someone buys them at. The heat wrinkles the bun and makes the cheese go all over the place

  • @CommanderCharms
    @CommanderCharms 9 лет назад +130

    The most annoying thing about the first part of this cinemasins is that the whole pub scene along with the the cringe about Eggsy's name and the BBC News scene is because this movie is a bit more relateable to the British people. The whole deal with the pub? Probably because it's the cheapest place to drink in the local area and who's going to turn down a drink because some arseholes are drinking there aswell? The rest can speak for themselves but the whole lack of faith part like the train scene is objectionable because you aren't going to be unfazed by the fact that you're tied to a fucking train track!

    • @robinlovell1617
      @robinlovell1617 9 лет назад +38

      You are right. The pub scenes need to have all their sins removed, they shouldn't be sinned just because the reviewer doesn't understand life in the seedier parts of Sarf Landon. All that stuff completely resonates. Also, the sin for him being good at 'parkour' - well its explained in the first pub scene that Eggsy (great choice of authentic British nickname) excelled at gymnastics, as well as being a Marine. Remove a sin. Finally, someone else here commented on the fashion choice Eggsy wears - buttoned up polo. Anywhere in inner-city Britain, you will see yoofs dressed exactly that way. But it wasn't officially sinned so hmmmmmok.

    • @Speedojesus
      @Speedojesus 9 лет назад +1

      +Xenith XVI Eggsy isn't even his real name I'm pretty sure. I think they say his real name or mention that it's his nickname somewhere in the movie.

    • @CommanderCharms
      @CommanderCharms 9 лет назад

      Speedojesus
      Yeah I know.

    • @TsukiNekota
      @TsukiNekota 9 лет назад +1

      +Speedojesus Yeah, his name is Gary

    • @Justagirlwithasmile
      @Justagirlwithasmile 8 лет назад +6

      +Xenith XVI They always do this though- it's part of the joke the reviewers constantly sin things for being "un-American" like the metric system, because 'Murica.

  • @ryanhirsch3505
    @ryanhirsch3505 8 лет назад +221

    You should have put in a what's in your wallet joke

  • @elsiecreations9974
    @elsiecreations9974 3 года назад +3

    05:57 I disagree that Eggsy should have known the train tracks wasn’t life-threatening. He was on assignment with Roxy and Charlie at a bar when he passed out and woke to find himself tied to a train track in a place he knows not. Then a stranger shows up with a knife and a train comes barreling in your direction. It’s definitely reasonable to think that your life is in danger.

  • @aarshpatel2000
    @aarshpatel2000 7 лет назад +170

    Btw the punching of the 2 way glass is actually very possible as that room is about 2000-5000 cubic feet of water which has the pressure 2 atmospheres and that's about 28.2 psi

    • @jetlag3260
      @jetlag3260 7 лет назад +7

      Intergalactic Gamer omg you are amazing

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 7 лет назад +16

      Nobody likes a smart ass except other smart asses.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 7 лет назад +25

      I'm just amazed that he actually did the math... (or was ballsy enough to just invent random numbers and hope that noone would notice)

    • @GaryKetchum808
      @GaryKetchum808 7 лет назад +13

      Well it depends on how T H I C C the glass was right?

    • @terabera3390
      @terabera3390 7 лет назад +4

      Right, which means either the water would have broke the glass alone or the punches at 1mph were going to do nothing to the glass that could stand the water. This movie implies that the glass was exactly tailored to stand exactly that much water and not a pound more force. Worst engineering ever.

  • @Wistbacka
    @Wistbacka 8 лет назад +42

    Nice one but here are some things I think didn't deserve sins, and should infact remove sins:
    The fact that the movie acknowledges the stupidity of Bond-villains -1 sin
    The head-pop montage was equally amazing as the church fight-scene from a artistic point of view -5 sins

  • @hassanahmed7202
    @hassanahmed7202 7 лет назад +13

    Correction all eggsy had to do when he entered the Kingsman shop at 8:23was find the meeting room which was itself inside the Kingsman store so he would not have to do any biometric scans since he did not need to take a secret elevator.

  • @willowarmstrong7433
    @willowarmstrong7433 3 года назад +6

    I agree with this completely apart from a few.
    1. In the pub with Galahad it was mentioned that he was an Olympic level gymnast so the parkour scene doesn't deserve a sin
    2. The chips explode with colour because Valentine hates blood and this movie is just like that not taking itself seriously
    3. I think the church scene deserves at least 15 sins off because its simply epic.
    4.In the church scene when the hand grenade explodes it takes Galahad out of the trance from the chips for a second and he realises what he's doing until the ringing in his ears stops from the explosion and he can hear the signal again where he goes back into the murderous mindset so I think that deserves a sin or 2 off for detail
    5. It avoided the "Get with the closest female you have trained with for quite a while and that you have had multiple dangerous encounters with" Cliche
    6. Even if they did shoot at Eggsy's legs and feet in that scene it wouldn't matter as the suits are bulletproof
    If anyone has any arguments against it please let me know! :)

  • @midgetwars1
    @midgetwars1 8 лет назад +63

    When you realise that 90% of the rich people and leaders of the world are dead. All cops and military are basically gone, hospitals and Doctors are completely gone, any gun range is gone, anyone in a car is gone as well.
    Africa, most parts of india/china, really really rural areas and North Korea are the winners of this movie.

    • @thespb0141
      @thespb0141 7 лет назад +17

      To be fair though, all the leaders who died were the ones who were selfish assholes.

  • @nicolesong6199
    @nicolesong6199 8 лет назад +75

    THE LAST SEVERAL SECONDS KILLED ME

  • @maxpowers4889
    @maxpowers4889 7 лет назад +131

    When Captain America uses his mighty Shield wait what umbrella?

    • @OsvaldoChannel1
      @OsvaldoChannel1 7 лет назад +2

      then all of those who oppose his umbrella must yield?

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl 7 лет назад

      Bulletproof Mary Poppins lol

  • @oliverhooper435
    @oliverhooper435 Год назад +1

    7:50 when watching this film Colin Firth climbs over some collapsed church pews then when he walks out of the church all pews are the same standing up

  • @joshuasingleton9297
    @joshuasingleton9297 6 лет назад +61

    “Whitest Recruitment Ever” 😂

  • @BigBongly
    @BigBongly 9 лет назад +543

    Wtf why is this re uploaded? Did the company that owns the movie throw a massive hissy fit?

    • @admiralkebob3245
      @admiralkebob3245 9 лет назад +215

      Yes

    • @DrKelbo
      @DrKelbo 9 лет назад +34

      He's re-counting it read the description

    • @svnhddbst8968
      @svnhddbst8968 9 лет назад +94

      kelly charlton i read the description and don't see anything useful other than contact info, please help me see what i seem to be missing horribly.

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 9 лет назад +13

      kelly charlton That doesn't mean he's literally recounting the sins. It's in every one of his videos.

    • @usernamejb69
      @usernamejb69 9 лет назад +2

      Xx_Wolf king98_xX cant have been an accident that its re uploaded its the same goddamn title with "(-deja vu) added to the end

  • @sebastientherocker
    @sebastientherocker 9 лет назад +455

    I fucking live this movie. Again.

    • @Naing2lin
      @Naing2lin 9 лет назад +148

      I love living movies too

    • @eighteen-naked-cowboys
      @eighteen-naked-cowboys 9 лет назад +31

      I like to think we all get lost in a good film and live the movie. 😇

    • @TheMemzie99
      @TheMemzie99 9 лет назад +25

      Naing Lin maybe we might be misunderstanding, what if he's an actual Kingsman and we're being sarcastic?

    • @conorstrack552
      @conorstrack552 9 лет назад +10

      TheMemzie99 Than he is the worst spy ever.

    • @SV67943
      @SV67943 9 лет назад +5

      Spartan 3G Never heard of hiding in plain sight?

  • @plumrains5010
    @plumrains5010 6 лет назад +11

    I absolutely loved these movies. I knew early on it wasnt going to be totally serious.. So I just sat back, took off my movie critic glasses and just enjoyed the characters and the humor.. Tilde was my favorite.

  • @mrtiddles4408
    @mrtiddles4408 7 лет назад +196

    Honestly though. I still love this movie

    • @LottaKissu
      @LottaKissu 7 лет назад +8

      Dark Raccoon the sins weren't that bad

    • @lukezimmerman9174
      @lukezimmerman9174 7 лет назад

      Dark Raccoon i

    • @cidtrip_ftp
      @cidtrip_ftp 7 лет назад +1

      it's an awesome movie, but kick-ass by matthew vaughn too is even better.

    • @TheJonmega11
      @TheJonmega11 7 лет назад +4

      Well cinema sins isnt trying to make you start hating the movie, they are just displaying to their fans flaws the director missed

    • @iTzKneecap
      @iTzKneecap 7 лет назад +1

      TheJonmega
      The vast majority of sins are jokes. Don't take it so seriously.

  • @leahkay9698
    @leahkay9698 8 лет назад +321

    I thought Samuel J. Jackson was OUTSTANDING in his role-- totally shedding any past roles and creating a believable villian. Love his lisp, and dislike of blood! My question is, where were the other Kingsmen leaving just one alive and the other just accepted to save the world as we know it?? Also, WHY would a princess offer to have anal sex when all Eggsy would have been satisfied to have was a kiss?!!

    • @Pemj2k
      @Pemj2k 8 лет назад +30

      Arthur, the head of the organization, was a traitor so that leaves a lot of suspicion of everyone else. And curiosity maybe?

    • @leahkay9698
      @leahkay9698 8 лет назад +5

      Still LOVING the film- can't recall many flicks I've seen lately that kept my interest long afterward like this one. Haven't had cable for some years though, either, Sometimes it's cool to have unbelieveable plots, too. But shoot the director, not the actors!

    • @spidavenom4
      @spidavenom4 8 лет назад +61

      she been locked up for a long time. Women have needs.

    • @WyattKittle
      @WyattKittle 8 лет назад +13

      It's a English film, and this is a comment on their attitude toward the Swedes

    • @BoarhideGaming
      @BoarhideGaming 8 лет назад +20

      Maybe, I don't know, but maybe the princess didn't only objectively calculate how to escape most efficiently but is an actual human being with sexual desires? Sounds far fetched, doesn't it?

  • @britneytran3110
    @britneytran3110 7 лет назад +105

    1:55 before the fight against the agent and the punks. The kingsman agent locked the three latches on the door. After the fight he walks out casually. Forgetting that he locked it

    • @edwardake1256
      @edwardake1256 7 лет назад +10

      Nope. He opens only one of the doors and you can hear at least one lock being slid open before that (I'm going to assume the lock across the two doors has recently been oiled).

    • @sebastiansanchezleon920
      @sebastiansanchezleon920 7 лет назад

      yeah i saw that too

  • @ReviewWingsDSP
    @ReviewWingsDSP 4 года назад +3

    That church scene alone should of taken off 75% of the sins. The first time I watched this movie I was blown away. It really is a gem.