I realise a lot of people are in trades or self employed to some form if not retired and their work days are well completed. But this is the status quo these days. Everything from your local corner shop to a tool and resource warehouse that supplies building sites. They're choc full of inadequate managers who are in over their head but keeping afloat usually with the help of a higher up who looks after them. They know nothing. They understand how nothing works. And that isn't just in relation to public photography. I mean in terms of their own job and daily operations. They have no clue what they're doing en mass. 95% of managers EVERYWHERE are useless and horrible. It's almost required for the job these days. In recent years ive first hand personally noticed how many managers cannot operate when required to do the every day tasks needed to keep a business operational. They don't know what their staff do or how they do it. They just know how to read emails and PDF's and give directions and boss people around. The manager is the most useless role of this 21st century
@@kavalogue Parkinson's rules of management from way back in the last century. A person will be promoted one level above their ability to function efficiently.
DJ, I saw you outside my house last week. You were flying a kite and riding an orange horse. It was definitely you because my guide dog barked in your general direction 😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh and you were arrested by some boy scouts. Am I right?
@@paulxc4411 😉 I used to wear green trousers and ride an orange Chopper bike and was never moved on for that, mate, but I did get a 'clip around the ear' by a local copper when he caught me loosing the air out of the tyres of his 'push bike'. He moved me on by taking me to my house where my dad gave me a real 'belting' with his leather belt for doing it. 😉
after many hours of research I can confirm there is more than one orange bike in the UK. But if you get confused, orange bike man can tell you how your business is performing.
16:50 So he was close enough that heard enough to know that the police were asking the guy with a bike to move on, but he still didn't know what was going on. I think he's lying out of his arse.
yeah he was lying. there may have been an incident the week before but he became vague when pressed for more details. but he was arrogant enough to insist it was DJ... He was trying to spook DJ by inferring "that will happen to you" as if mention of the police will put the wind up someone (when they haven't done anything wrong). you can tell that guy is likely a bullyboy and has become accustomed to getting away with talking to people in a condescending manner. great to see him take the walk of shame. now get back to work!
@@JustAlex848 there may have been an incident the week before but he was not as confident as he tried to make out that it was DJ. Funny how he could be so cocksure about that detail and “orange bike” but vague on everything else then later tried to backtrack. He was trying to spook DJ by imply the police will move him on and he “knew” DJ was up to no good. With the right kind of eyes you can see the arrogance deflate out of him when the hi-viz guy comes along
He was speaking from a perceived truth. He truly believed DJ got moved on from that area recently. Even now there’s a part of him that thinks it was DJ.
@@gooders8855 people are like that when they are arrogant. It’s like all the people that are absolutely adamant that you can’t film in public… they’ve never read a law that says that or have any way of producing proof
This is one of the best videos. Like a proper English farce. Twitchy guy tries to have a battle of wits with DJ - and quickly realizes that he is unarmed.
"Didn't get a direct answer"... Um, you answered completely directly. You couldn't have been any more explicit about your intent and your reason for filming.
I thought that he looked like 'Jasper Carrot ' , i couldn't stop looking at him because he was either smiling 😊 or smirking , 😏through the whole conversation 😮
Communication in this company is rubbish.....he didn't even know you'd spoken to reception until you told him.....instead of checking (because he's too important, obviously) he just charged out all guns blazing and with u founded allegations 😮 Best bit was when the lovely Mark innocently came over and made the bosses look even sillier......well done Mark!!
Aw, the 90 year old man came so close to allowing himself to see the obvious didn't he, but the poor old soul just couldn't. Professor Jumpy Corporate Tightshirt really thought he'd got you with the 'being moved on' nonsense didn't he, then tried to deny saying it and wittered on about your bike. Such a typical modern middle-management pillock. Great stuff as always DJ.
Amazing hearing. I saw the Police 'moving you on'. .. perhaps he guessed what the Police were saying to the other guy. You should have bet him £500 it wasn't you then come back with your files from last week.
Mr Self important would not accept that it wasn’t you the previous week getting moved on by the police. That made me laugh when the guy in the high viz came out DJ Audits yes can I have a key ring. It’s amazing how the normal workforce know all about you but the gaffers that run the places are so far out of touch. Good video got to love how you tell them to get back to work.🎉
The Gentleman that came out and interacted with you was a tad confused why anyone would be interested in the company 🤔😮😊, he was very pleasant to speak to though 😊
Considerate, safe and professional drone use. Wonderful work! Educating the Police and other twonks about the law. The tea girl didn't contribute much to the proceedings did she? She was just an inquisitive spectator I guess.
Love when DJ goes logic on them. Says it was you, and then says he asked if it was you and then says arguing over semantics. Hate that card. 23:00 Haha bullshit.
That guy in the white shirt literally done the walk of shame 😂 you shut him down 😅 what a melon. Keep up with the videos love watching them hope i see you one day 💯
Building on right was Alcoa Fastening Systems then changed to Arconic Fastening Systems around '17-'18 and now Howmet Fastening Systems. Previously based in Sheffield and moved hq to Telford 2022. The left unit was Plaslyne plastic building products which closed 2013 sitting vacant a few years then acquired by Arconic. So DJ has the only orange e-bike in UK? 😆 Based on that manager's comments, would be reasonable to question the Quality of fastening and insert products prior to use. Fortunately the gent in hi vis part of the real work team at Howmet. Great video DJ 👍⭐⭐⭐🎶 This part of the estate was Stafford Colliery operated by Lilleshall Co 1875-1940 surrounded by agricultural land.
Brilliant again buddy. He was dang sure it was you....... then said thought. You then said, he said it was you and denied saying.... You should have done a bet for a worthy decent charity 👍👍
@@DJAUDITS Yep, go for it buddy. Money better off from their pockets on what they earn and better going to a Charity for Children or other charities of your choice. 👍👍👌👌👍👍
Pillock in the light grey shirt is one of those that thinks he is always right, asks questions but NEVER listens to the reply. And it all becomes "semantics" as soon as he is proved wrong.. Should have been a man and just admitted he was wrong and apologised, rather than being a Knob. That was one heck of a "walk of shame" back to work though..
I'm hearing outside ground referred to as the "floor" more and more lately. In the U.S. it's mostly an ESL thing from Spanish speakers, not sure where it comes from in the UK.
I salute the highly educated and very aware forklift drivers of all industries 🙌 middle management…. Not so much 🤣 tool who saw you peddling away from the police? I don’t think so 💪
That manager saying you was moved on was a complete prat and then was supposedly concerned for you 😂😂😂 I bet he’s great to work under , why do managers always think they’ve got power even in public .
These blokes should know when you see the orange crush bicycle, you KNOW DJ IS NEAR, love your channel, come on everyone DJ has earned millions a subscribers, support this man in his mission, standing for what's right alone takes extreme courage and heart, DJ AUDIT has them both. Thank you ALL FOR WHO SUPPORT THIS CHANNEL
Imagine being so self assured in your world view that you are willing to approach people and voice it out loud and drag in other staff to them be so wrong. How do you live knowing anything could be false in your mind
Management bods come out to make themselves look complete oafs......boy they wish they had stayed inside now!.....mr know it all saying he was concerned for your safety was disingenuous to the core and tucked tail realising he was outclassed....well done DJ !
😂😂 dj doesn't get "moved on" by the police!!! The police get moved on by dj!! 😂
They would never believe you if you told them mate 🤣🤣🙌
@@DJAUDITSfantastic interactions OG.🙏🫵
@@mikej557God your an idiot! Spending your hard earn d taxes on some idiot with a drone than actually helping someone who really need it!!
😂😂 totally agree
dje having an orange bike too, you two's reputations are proceeding each other, must be him surely?
“Back to work guys!” The Walk of Shame! 👏🏻
How unselfaware can these managers be? The guy made an absolute tit of himself.
Its a common theme in a lot of these videos its like watching a alternative version of Faulty Towers or Mr Bean there all daft.
Nah tits are nice
I realise a lot of people are in trades or self employed to some form if not retired and their work days are well completed. But this is the status quo these days. Everything from your local corner shop to a tool and resource warehouse that supplies building sites. They're choc full of inadequate managers who are in over their head but keeping afloat usually with the help of a higher up who looks after them. They know nothing. They understand how nothing works. And that isn't just in relation to public photography. I mean in terms of their own job and daily operations. They have no clue what they're doing en mass. 95% of managers EVERYWHERE are useless and horrible. It's almost required for the job these days. In recent years ive first hand personally noticed how many managers cannot operate when required to do the every day tasks needed to keep a business operational. They don't know what their staff do or how they do it. They just know how to read emails and PDF's and give directions and boss people around. The manager is the most useless role of this 21st century
@@kavalogue As my old workmate would have put it. "Too many chiefs, not enough indians."
@@kavalogue Parkinson's rules of management from way back in the last century. A person will be promoted one level above their ability to function efficiently.
Mark was so pleased to get his keyring. Brilliant.
I suspect the manager will be hearing the tune quite a lot Haha
Mark was in exactly the right place at exactly the right time. 👍 Well done that man.
Let's have a vote on which one of the three employees should get the job of head of PR. My vote goes to Mark. Well done fella
👍
Yes Mark was a top guy
Its amazing how confident some people are being absolutely wrong
They excel in it
Yeah, Dunning Kruger syndrome 🤦
16:58 - Sounds like a liar to me.
@@garyt123 It's the Dunning Kruger Effect, not syndrome.
"Back to work guys stop wasting company time" 😂😂
That was the last nail in the ⚰️💀....😂
@@dodoubledragon I thought it was rude!
Why would you want to be hated for a reason of which is your own doing?
@danieldavies2759 it's his signature line 😂
@@UN_88Oh right 😂! Makes sense now. Still a complete bellend though
DJ, I saw you outside my house last week. You were flying a kite and riding an orange horse. It was definitely you because my guide dog barked in your general direction 😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh and you were arrested by some boy scouts. Am I right?
@MJ88Owl 😉🤣 I hope you're guide dog can read and interpret the icons/memes, mate. 😉
That’s what I do in my spare time 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
When I was 10 I used to wear green shorts and ride an orange space hopper in the street. I was never moved on by the police.
@@paulxc4411 😉 I used to wear green trousers and ride an orange Chopper bike and was never moved on for that, mate, but I did get a 'clip around the ear' by a local copper when he caught me loosing the air out of the tyres of his 'push bike'. He moved me on by taking me to my house where my dad gave me a real 'belting' with his leather belt for doing it. 😉
Oh no, not the corporate people.
What in Hades are they?
@@ashwayncorporate.
Low level Plebs always fear corporate bosses
OH NO!! 😱
Not corporate people?! 😂
…always trying to qualify their position and making things up. predictable.
Amazing how they all think they own the airspace
I love watching you win debates with such well-spoken confidence.
Loved the guy who came up and said ' DJ Audits?' Brilliant....
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"Eye witness", one of the least reliable sources of information! (Here is a prime example)
after many hours of research I can confirm there is more than one orange bike in the UK. But if you get confused, orange bike man can tell you how your business is performing.
He didn't like Mark knowing more about photographers rights than he did, and making him look foolish 😂
16:50 So he was close enough that heard enough to know that the police were asking the guy with a bike to move on, but he still didn't know what was going on. I think he's lying out of his arse.
Obviously 😂
yeah he was lying. there may have been an incident the week before but he became vague when pressed for more details. but he was arrogant enough to insist it was DJ... He was trying to spook DJ by inferring "that will happen to you" as if mention of the police will put the wind up someone (when they haven't done anything wrong). you can tell that guy is likely a bullyboy and has become accustomed to getting away with talking to people in a condescending manner. great to see him take the walk of shame. now get back to work!
@@JustAlex848 there may have been an incident the week before but he was not as confident as he tried to make out that it was DJ. Funny how he could be so cocksure about that detail and “orange bike” but vague on everything else then later tried to backtrack. He was trying to spook DJ by imply the police will move him on and he “knew” DJ was up to no good. With the right kind of eyes you can see the arrogance deflate out of him when the hi-viz guy comes along
He was speaking from a perceived truth. He truly believed DJ got moved on from that area recently.
Even now there’s a part of him that thinks it was DJ.
@@gooders8855 people are like that when they are arrogant. It’s like all the people that are absolutely adamant that you can’t film in public… they’ve never read a law that says that or have any way of producing proof
Corporate, Corporate, Corporate... Why don't you just MARRY Corporate?
They talk about it all of the time and that's why they don't have real friends
This is one of the best videos. Like a proper English farce. Twitchy guy tries to have a battle of wits with DJ - and quickly realizes that he is unarmed.
"Didn't get a direct answer"... Um, you answered completely directly. You couldn't have been any more explicit about your intent and your reason for filming.
But he didn't understand the answer.
So the answer does not exist 😅😅😅
🤣🤣👌
it wasn't his direct way so he has a 404 error!!!
"Need permission" ✅️
Google gets mentioned ✅️
"What's the purpose?" ✅️
"We'll call the police!" ✅️
Like clockwork 👍
One day it will sink-in that these 'Corporate' rules and dictates don't apply to the members of the public.
Have you got a double who looks like you DJ 😂😂. Love the manager walks back in with his head down think he knows he's been a plonker 😂😂😂
I thought that he looked like 'Jasper Carrot ' , i couldn't stop looking at him because he was either smiling 😊 or smirking , 😏through the whole conversation 😮
OMG.......you're right 😂 I knew I'd seen him before 😅
or he’s got wind😂😂😂
He didn't want the bike on the grass in case it disturbed... the moles...
Communication in this company is rubbish.....he didn't even know you'd spoken to reception until you told him.....instead of checking (because he's too important, obviously) he just charged out all guns blazing and with u founded allegations 😮
Best bit was when the lovely Mark innocently came over and made the bosses look even sillier......well done Mark!!
"lovely Mark" - is this a Katie Hopkins type phrase.
Aerospace is their business and they have no clue.
They also think they are a cut above . Special ! Lol
I worked on the aerospace industry for many years. I didn't know how to fly a plane.
They only sell parts, no more than a sweet shop sells sweets
Mark grassed DJ up to the managers though, and the fun had only just started. Mind you, he was pretty excited lol Big up Mark, whoever you are.
I find it quite incredible that they are doing so well considering the calibre of the decision makers....
I’m a decision maker, 95% of the time it’s good luck or someone else’s work
Aw, the 90 year old man came so close to allowing himself to see the obvious didn't he, but the poor old soul just couldn't.
Professor Jumpy Corporate Tightshirt really thought he'd got you with the 'being moved on' nonsense didn't he, then tried to deny saying it and wittered on about your bike. Such a typical modern middle-management pillock.
Great stuff as always DJ.
He must have a degree in jumping to conclusions 😂
Could you imagine him in court giving evidence 🤔🫣 what a numpty
when you mention google maps they don't answer and change the subject 😂😂
The bloke in the white shirt just made himself look like a fool.
Just say "By the law of this land, I am allowed" 👍
Heston Blumenthal has let himself go😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Amazing hearing. I saw the Police 'moving you on'. .. perhaps he guessed what the Police were saying to the other guy.
You should have bet him £500 it wasn't you then come back with your files from last week.
That was class when matey pulled up for his keyring 😂
Mark was the only one that shone ...the rest failed their company's public relations test !
One very happy bunny with his keyring!
Mr Self important would not accept that it wasn’t you the previous week getting moved on by the police. That made me laugh when the guy in the high viz came out DJ Audits yes can I have a key ring. It’s amazing how the normal workforce know all about you but the gaffers that run the places are so far out of touch. Good video got to love how you tell them to get back to work.🎉
Nice that he was concerned for your safety.
Same crap cops use before they gang fuk you over abusing their oath in the process without a second thought
“Concerned for your safety” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 what an absolute Muppet 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m sure the guy will see this video and will just want to crawl into a corner
It’s like a little game of chess in which DJ always gets check mate 😉
Nice work DJ the guys hopefully have been educated….this country has freedom of speech and choice and he didn’t understand that….BUT HE DOES NOW!!😂
The Gentleman that came out and interacted with you was a tad confused why anyone would be interested in the company 🤔😮😊, he was very pleasant to speak to though 😊
16:34 When I'm trying to talk to my crush
Another bunch of thick planks as usual. Making it up as usual.
Plenty of aerospace between their ears.
Well done Mark on your key ring.
Considerate, safe and professional drone use. Wonderful work!
Educating the Police and other twonks about the law.
The tea girl didn't contribute much to the proceedings did she?
She was just an inquisitive spectator I guess.
Brilliant DJ.
Love your confidence.
Love when DJ goes logic on them.
Says it was you, and then says he asked if it was you and then says arguing over semantics. Hate that card.
23:00 Haha bullshit.
Scary shit that someone can be so sure, certain that they've seen you, when they haven't, convinced they are right and unwilling to listen.
He must be the only one who saw that . Because it didn’t happen 😂
That guy in the white shirt literally done the walk of shame 😂 you shut him down 😅 what a melon. Keep up with the videos love watching them hope i see you one day 💯
Every company think they are superior to others and different laws apply to them
Dude came out and made a complete 🍩 out of himself 😂😂
It is so interesting to look at body language on your videos. The folding of arms is a classic.👍
Well done Mark ! Though unintentional the impact you made was huge.
That dude showing up at 20 min. was amazing. That timing was epic.
Why can't people understand plain English and think they can tell you what to do and then they did the walk of shame back to work
"Back to work guys" haha the boss at the end was like eh, Thats my line! The first manager that came out seemed a really nice guy though!
I remember Jasper Carrot’s standup as being more fun and less repetitive and mendacious than this 😂
🤣🤣🤣🙌
It's Jasper Carrot. 😂
Jasper Cabbage 😋
🤣🤣🤣
When I get mi moped out on the road in going to ride ride ride.
16:58 That little head wobble was literal compensation for small winky syndrome.
Building on right was Alcoa Fastening Systems then changed to Arconic Fastening Systems around '17-'18 and now Howmet Fastening Systems. Previously based in Sheffield and moved hq to Telford 2022. The left unit was Plaslyne plastic building products which closed 2013 sitting vacant a few years then acquired by Arconic.
So DJ has the only orange e-bike in UK? 😆 Based on that manager's comments, would be reasonable to question the Quality of fastening and insert products prior to use. Fortunately the gent in hi vis part of the real work team at Howmet.
Great video DJ 👍⭐⭐⭐🎶
This part of the estate was Stafford Colliery operated by Lilleshall Co 1875-1940 surrounded by agricultural land.
Yep, apparently DJ is MiRider's one and only customer. That twonk is Telford's version of Rodney Trotter.
They ended up doing the walk of shame.😁😁😁
Always one who stands at the side looking on
Lol... letting them make a fool of themselves is entertaining
Mark saves the day . Bosses looked like fools
Brilliant again buddy. He was dang sure it was you....... then said thought. You then said, he said it was you and denied saying.... You should have done a bet for a worthy decent charity 👍👍
I considered this before. Will try and remember and ask for a bet when they are sure on something. 👍
@@DJAUDITS Yep, go for it buddy. Money better off from their pockets on what they earn and better going to a Charity for Children or other charities of your choice.
👍👍👌👌👍👍
"You're just gonna look silly on youtube, like all those" annnndddd here we are 🤣🤣
I've never been here before.......i saw you last Wednesday........D'OH😁
The manager shaking his head then doing the "back to work" walk with his head down lol
Pillock in the light grey shirt is one of those that thinks he is always right, asks questions but NEVER listens to the reply. And it all becomes "semantics" as soon as he is proved wrong..
Should have been a man and just admitted he was wrong and apologised, rather than being a Knob. That was one heck of a "walk of shame" back to work though..
Jasper Carrot is seeing things 😂
😂
Someone was “Buzzing“ the head twitch was off the scale. Nasty character
Omg the manager made his self looks like 🤡 😂
I have a feeling that Mark will be in trouble for undermining the managers. Poor bloke.
'Joey Bookworm' really has no idea just how foolish he is. Concerned about your bike on the 'floor' GRASS.
I'm hearing outside ground referred to as the "floor" more and more lately. In the U.S. it's mostly an ESL thing from Spanish speakers, not sure where it comes from in the UK.
DJ has also referred to the ground as the floor in videos past. Just doesn't even sound right.
I salute the highly educated and very aware forklift drivers of all industries 🙌 middle management…. Not so much 🤣 tool who saw you peddling away from the police? I don’t think so 💪
Wow Mark is my brother fair play you told them.
Nicely timed set up with your mate Mark injecting himself into the conversation. Planned to perfection DJ.
WELL DONE DJ 👏👏👏👏👏👏🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
DJ this is one of your best the fact some guy wants the keyring in front of those jobs worths . It’s gold, brilliant DJ. I wonder if it was PA
"is there a possibility you might be wrong?"
Ya . . .
"well, let's go with that than".
Got a hard thumbs up right there, mate!
So clever, they worry about a bike. Boy , that will keep his mates and family laughing for weeks.
Love your videos DJ audits 😊 keep up the good work mate
Well handled DJ
bless him he's making things up on the spot trying to win the imaginary situation he's made up in his head 🤣
That manager saying you was moved on was a complete prat and then was supposedly concerned for you 😂😂😂 I bet he’s great to work under , why do managers always think they’ve got power even in public .
Class as always DJ 👏🏻👏🏻
Watching all the way drom nigeria...
The legendary DJ, the Orange bike, David and th3 jey rings...
Do people make videos like this in Nigeria?
😂 It's the irony that goes over their heads
That first guy seems genuinely decent
They are always stumped when google maps etc is mentioned , they just don’t have an answer.
Mr Bean with the big nose hands in his pockets WALK OF SHAME thought he was gonna cry😂😂😂😂
And then looked at the bike and bag and shook his head in defeat….what a loser!
How rude there's only 1 Dj audits.. dam these imposters
I hear you've been to AO in Stoke my friend, looking forward to seeing how it compares to the time you met me at AO in Crewe 😊😊
Ao?
@@LegendJ0e4Let’s go!
Worlds apart mate. I was surprised they hadn’t got the memo. Hisense no common sense 🤣🤣
@@OfficialCraigK yapper
These blokes should know when you see the orange crush bicycle, you KNOW DJ IS NEAR, love your channel, come on everyone DJ has earned millions a subscribers, support this man in his mission, standing for what's right alone takes extreme courage and heart, DJ AUDIT has them both. Thank you ALL FOR WHO SUPPORT THIS CHANNEL
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Well said.
Imagine being so self assured in your world view that you are willing to approach people and voice it out loud and drag in other staff to them be so wrong. How do you live knowing anything could be false in your mind
This one was good😂😂, mark came up at the perfect time😂
Clear precise and respectful better than most Audits on RUclips
Yer man was obvious told the score by the viewer then pursued the " what you doing. " stance! Utterly unbelievable 😮
“I rang health and safety number 8, department number 8”😂😂 🌟
They were ok really. Just getting used to accepted social norms.
Mark helped diffuse tensions a bit there, cool guy.😎👍
Management bods come out to make themselves look complete oafs......boy they wish they had stayed inside now!.....mr know it all saying he was concerned for your safety was disingenuous to the core and tucked tail realising he was outclassed....well done DJ !