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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @theronraam23
    @theronraam23 3 года назад +158

    The mickey mouse voice doing Casino lines had me laughing the hardest I've laughed in several years, and I needed it. Thanks Ant.

    • @ronaldkonkoma4356
      @ronaldkonkoma4356 Год назад +3

      On WNEW you would have Ant doing the voices mixed with obscenely hilarious callers and it was lightning in a bottle.

  • @factsonlyspeaker985
    @factsonlyspeaker985 Год назад +42

    Mickey Mouse giving the Joe Pesci speech from Casino is literally F-king Brilliant. Kudos to you Anthony! 😁😅😂🤣🤣

  • @AEWFULWRESTLING
    @AEWFULWRESTLING 5 лет назад +217

    " I don't think you understand, you're all just guests here!" 🤣

    • @AEWFULWRESTLING
      @AEWFULWRESTLING 5 лет назад +3

      @Michael Bowman it's the scene in Casino where DeNiro and the local cowboy councilman are discussing the firing of the councilman's brother-in-law.

    • @bullmilk
      @bullmilk 4 года назад +2

      Michael Bowman I recognize it from The Good Shepherd. Joe Pesci was talking Matt Damon about culture and asked “what do you people have?” Matt Damon answers with “we have America, the rest of you just guests.” Amazing film 🤣

  • @anonymoussee8960
    @anonymoussee8960 2 года назад +45

    "I'm a made guy, Mick! Ya can't hit a made guy!" fucken lol this whole segment was so good. It's perfect off the cuff comedy

  • @hulkangry5546
    @hulkangry5546 3 года назад +86

    Ant Cumia is one of the funniest people to ever have lived.

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander 5 лет назад +152

    I could listen to two hours of JUST this.

  • @disconnected22
    @disconnected22 5 месяцев назад +5

    Him doing the Senator from Godfather II as Mickey is genius!!! 😂

  • @sirdouglasberg
    @sirdouglasberg 5 лет назад +96

    holy crap! I'm crying here! The Goofy impression got me. "I'm a made guy!" HAHAHA!

  • @stephenmason1028
    @stephenmason1028 5 лет назад +80

    Classic mob movie lines done by Disney characters... what a freaking great bit!

  • @Beau_T_McBoatface
    @Beau_T_McBoatface 4 года назад +98

    " Let's go to a caller ", was said by nobody.

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 года назад +13

      "I know I get paid millions to co-host a radio show, but instead of doing my job and being entertaining, let's go to 'Mongo the Trucker".

    • @ronnimm6456
      @ronnimm6456 Год назад +1

      Snowy from Michigan??

    • @cmofficial794
      @cmofficial794 9 месяцев назад +4

      "You have no idea how radio works"

  • @SamiClemens
    @SamiClemens 5 лет назад +200

    Nobody better at voices than Anthony.

    • @whatszat5518
      @whatszat5518 5 лет назад +10

      The Disney mafia... I'm dead. Anthony is easily one of the funniest people I've ever heard.

    • @RamblinAround
      @RamblinAround 5 лет назад +18

      People really don't give him enough credit. His impressions are always awesome.

    • @killyourself8231
      @killyourself8231 5 лет назад +15

      He does these impressions it’s like your hearing the real person Lol I herd him say that in the girls voice it was spot on

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow 5 лет назад

      Oleg
      I will film you
      do crasy shit

    • @jamesnoble8205
      @jamesnoble8205 4 года назад +4

      His Popeye was always my favorite

  • @rafaelolivares7917
    @rafaelolivares7917 4 года назад +12

    “When they found Pluto, he was frozen solid” 😂😂

  • @Edward_G_Popey
    @Edward_G_Popey 5 лет назад +21

    "listen, Mr. Corleone" 😂😂😂🖤

  • @josephzwielich2569
    @josephzwielich2569 4 года назад +10

    When they found Pluto he was frozen solid 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dianesmith7208
    @dianesmith7208 5 лет назад +21

    My dad fell off the platform at Peter Pan ride. He was then run over by Captain Hook. Captain Hook had a full load of kids and parents. Much screaming ensued. They had to unload slowly as to not crush my dad to death. He was helicoptered out leaving my mom and five year old daughter behind. They were surrounded by princesses and got VIP treatment the rest of their trip while dad spent rest of trip in the hospital. They got toys, no lines, clothes, food etc. They did refund them cost of their trip. Aren’t they just SWEET

    • @borrisg4972
      @borrisg4972 4 года назад +6

      And I'm sure they would have done none of it if it weren't for their lawyers and PR team insisting they had to do at LEAST that much. I hope they paid his medical bills too, but I would think they'd manage to skate away from that. Was there any lawsuit/settlement? Or was accepting the toys and ticket refunds claimed to be "choosing to waive your right to persue damages"?

    • @R-Lee-
      @R-Lee- Год назад +3

      How did your dad fall off the platform?

    • @kidzbop38isstraightfire92
      @kidzbop38isstraightfire92 9 месяцев назад

      How is it Disney's fault that your dad can't stand on a platform?

  • @XXthekingofyouXX
    @XXthekingofyouXX 5 лет назад +43

    "Remember in the movie when Alec Baldwin punched the pregnant woman in the stomach?"
    "That was an outtake. He really did that."

    • @ddcoddjob11
      @ddcoddjob11 3 года назад +9

      Whole new context, now! LOL

  • @kevinjohnson7300
    @kevinjohnson7300 4 года назад +12

    That Micky mouse impression made me actually laugh out loud haha. "Listen here mother fucker!"

    • @mutt9779
      @mutt9779 4 года назад +4

      I was looking away from the screen and expected to check back and see the guest and go "oh, so-and-so does some really good voices"
      Fucking lost it when I realized it was cumia lololol

  • @kidzbop38isstraightfire92
    @kidzbop38isstraightfire92 9 месяцев назад +2

    3:06 "Ask to borrow his stapler" I SPIT MY DRINK OUT 😂😂

  • @maevtr3922
    @maevtr3922 4 года назад +21

    I need a full cartoon version of Casino voiced by Anthony

  • @rigafraction1653
    @rigafraction1653 4 года назад +24

    This is 100% accurate, I recall when I was with Disney around 99 or 2000, a tour cruise ship had something come loose, it beheaded a passenger and they claimed that he died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. No one dies at Disney has always been a thing.

  • @MJAce85
    @MJAce85 2 года назад +8

    Anthony Cumia doing mickey mouse trying a Tony soprano impression would be fucking hilarious

  • @stormbringer_7774
    @stormbringer_7774 Год назад +3

    Cumia and Landou are like Batman and Robin!🤪🙌🇬🇧

  • @RL-ck8zk
    @RL-ck8zk 5 лет назад +61

    Cumia's Mickey mouse is 100%

    • @21kburd
      @21kburd Год назад +1

      Sounds exactly like Mickey from the ring episode on South park lol

    • @samdavis6445
      @samdavis6445 15 дней назад

      @@21kburd It reallly does, makes me wonder if he stopped by to record the scenes.

  • @manalishi_hs
    @manalishi_hs 3 года назад +3

    "Do you have any remaining children that would like to be Cinderella?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nategoeslive
    @nategoeslive 11 месяцев назад +4

    “Ya Bob has a good Disney story” hahahahhaha

  • @damagecase138
    @damagecase138 5 лет назад +25

    “I like a good combo death” lmao

  • @magnumrex
    @magnumrex 4 года назад +15

    This clip is so funny. I've watched it a dozen times.

  • @bearworldwide101
    @bearworldwide101 3 года назад +4

    All the casino referencing with Mickey as Joe Pesci is hilarious

  • @JAF-pd9mw
    @JAF-pd9mw Год назад +4

    What a great mix here. All three of these guys are freakin' hilarious. Great bit.

  • @Buddygrooveknight
    @Buddygrooveknight 5 лет назад +295

    It's funny how much better Anthony is at doing this than Opie.

    • @freddymeisner
      @freddymeisner 5 лет назад +17

      a ShIp NeEdS a RuDdEr

    •  4 года назад +4

      As much as I hate Gregg, Ant did learn this from Gregg. But Ant had something Gregg didn't; talent, personality, comedic timing, intelligence, edge, a studio (not a cheap shitty Yeti mic on a folding table; jesus I built a podcast studio in my house and spent 10K on it with Shure mics that Rogan uses, a compute, 6 monitors, a pro mixer, and Zoom recorders when I don't want to drag a whole studio with me with bluetooth lapel mics.

    • @Theseus9-cl7ol
      @Theseus9-cl7ol 4 года назад +3

      By leaps and bounds man, leaps and bounds.

    • @jimmieleepatterson
      @jimmieleepatterson 4 года назад +5

      Low bar

    • @jakemiller8468
      @jakemiller8468 4 года назад +6

      But Opie’s the Dookie Houser of radioooooaaahh!!!

  • @mollymafia6462
    @mollymafia6462 3 года назад +2

    OMG Anthony doing the Mackey Mouse Casino impression 😂😂😂😂

  • @Grottgreta
    @Grottgreta 4 года назад +10

    One of the funniest shit I've heard in a long time
    "There's a lot of holes in Frontier Land"

  • @darthdiggler1919
    @darthdiggler1919 Год назад +1

    This is one of the greatest clips ever clipped

  • @mrjasonwhite73
    @mrjasonwhite73 5 лет назад +7

    9:27 onward, I'm dying over here lol 😆

  • @fredyoder5197
    @fredyoder5197 Год назад +2

    I must have seen this a couple hundred times in the last 2 years. Now, every time I see an image of Mickey Mouse, I think "I'm the Boss of this family!!"

  • @larrylivengood4314
    @larrylivengood4314 Год назад +2

    Another kid tried to swim between Tom Sawyer island and the other one and was lost at sea.Fukn Home Run Cumia!

  • @prometheuscastles
    @prometheuscastles 4 года назад +9

    9:26 starts off gold. Mickey Mouse as a gangster.

  • @msgfrmdaactionman3000
    @msgfrmdaactionman3000 2 года назад +2

    I loved this episode even though its made awhile back, still fresh, thanks! My Disney story is, I was at Disneyland in the 1980s with my first wife. We were in the gondola ride and I started to swing it back and forth because the ride was so boring. Out of nowhere I hear a voice tell me to stop it or they'll kick me out! I looked at the floor and there was a speaker down there, lol. After that my wife wouldn't ride on the Matterhorn ride with me from fear I would harm her on it, lol.

  • @misfit1nx865
    @misfit1nx865 5 лет назад +25

    Man I love Cumia!!! I went through 6yrs of college, listening to O&A shows on my PJB-100 n was one of 4 Black kids from South Freeport NY, that made it to every event at Mulcahy's in Wantagh

    • @misfit1nx865
      @misfit1nx865 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joshb8976
      @joshb8976 5 лет назад

      Did you get a master's degree?

    • @Budd631
      @Budd631 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahaha! Muls!!!! I good friends with the owner. John Murray. Holbrook LI in the house

    • @yankees29
      @yankees29 20 дней назад

      My mom works across the street from Mulcahy’s.😂

  • @simonmoylan4014
    @simonmoylan4014 3 года назад +6

    Anthonys voices have always been good he was built for radio

  • @jessedub
    @jessedub Год назад +4

    Holy shit, the Mickey/casino bit is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

  • @gregcope1
    @gregcope1 5 лет назад +21

    One of the funniest bits I ever heard. I was crying from laughing so hard.

  • @Pete-12
    @Pete-12 2 года назад +8

    Anthony might be the funniest man in America!

  • @marios3202
    @marios3202 3 года назад +4

    This is one of the funniest breaks all of time on TACS

  • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
    @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 2 года назад +4

    There's a lot of holes in Frontier Land

  • @DomJuanDellaNooch83
    @DomJuanDellaNooch83 4 года назад +8

    So i worked boat rentals on the lakes right before and where that happened. I saw gators all the time and was told not to worry they haven't bothered anyone in 40 years. One of the lakes was there before the parks were built and has tons of wildlife. I was at one of the resorts when a teen got run over by the bus as well. It's true they take them to a hospital off of property to pronounce them dead. Many people have died two alone on mission to mars. Its both the theme parks and the guests duty to be informed and be proactive. I worked in the theme parks over a decade inside the parks and at the hotels and its crazy the things you see.

  • @ryanclancy7330
    @ryanclancy7330 4 года назад +12

    Anthony is the man of a thousand voices

  • @jesselane451
    @jesselane451 7 месяцев назад +2

    Some of the funniest 15 mins on a show ever

  • @Max-nb6hf
    @Max-nb6hf Год назад +1

    Mickey as Ralphie after he killed his goomah is peak comedy

  • @AlphariusandOmegon
    @AlphariusandOmegon 4 года назад +9

    Good God how do the producers work for these guys, I wouldn't be able to work the switchboard and shit because I'd be laughing to God damn hard.

  • @flipadip2712
    @flipadip2712 3 года назад +4

    Remember that guy who tried to retrieve his lost keys under a leg dangling roller coaster and got his head punted like 75 yards

  • @jollyjakelovell4787
    @jollyjakelovell4787 5 лет назад +5

    After the Hart-Cellar act was passed in 1965 a rougher group of newly minted Americans arrived and began riding the lifts at Disney theme parks dropping stuff on to the pedestrians below walking under prompting Disney to remove the convenient conveyance.

    • @dezznutz3743
      @dezznutz3743 4 года назад +4

      That immigration bill has destroyed this once great country

  • @djjukeboxhero6491
    @djjukeboxhero6491 2 года назад +4

    If this interest you, get the book "Mouse tails..a behind the ears look at Disneyland." It has all the fatalities from the park and also tells the story of the yippie riots.

  • @cgriffin805
    @cgriffin805 5 лет назад +9

    I love Anthony's hair cut ... he's adorable!

  • @RealElMaximo
    @RealElMaximo 3 года назад +3

    "Mickey M?! You made me pop your eye out for Mickey M?!"

  • @inomad
    @inomad 5 лет назад +13

    The family of the child who was eaten was seated next to my family on vacation 2 days ago. Thousands of miles from Florida. Very nice people.

    • @mrlost117
      @mrlost117 5 лет назад

      did you find out how much money they got?

    • @inomad
      @inomad 5 лет назад +3

      That was my first awful thought. “So how much?”

    • @chaddsteinberg3758
      @chaddsteinberg3758 5 лет назад +8

      Ya I imagine its vacations from here on out for life, where were you staying the Taj Mahal 😝 By the way how exactly did you find this out about the family? They walking around unusually dressed in alligator leather t-shirts, pants, jumpsuits, and maybe lanyards of the entire story sketched on them?

  • @unitedplankton2866
    @unitedplankton2866 5 лет назад +9

    more Cumia please...Free of course

  • @808kiker
    @808kiker 5 лет назад +10

    Disney Presents GOODFELLAS... GOLD GOLD GOLD !!

  • @mattmurray517
    @mattmurray517 5 лет назад +4

    The Mickey Mouse Casino was hilarious

  • @brentbuda8851
    @brentbuda8851 Год назад +1

    The gangster Disney characters 😂 priceless

  • @flashkraft
    @flashkraft Год назад +1

    Mickey: 'Is there a sign outside that says "Dead Guest Storage"?'
    Goofey: 'No. There is not.'
    Mickey: 'Yeah. Thats because storing dead guests ain't my business.'

  • @meadster308
    @meadster308 Год назад +1

    The Mickey Mobster voice reminds me of a South Park episode where Mickey beats the shit out of a Jonas brother to make a point.

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 5 лет назад +12

    I hope Landau fully appreciates that he gets to work with one of the funniest bastards of all time, one Antwon Cumia

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate Год назад +4

      clearly he did by jumping ship immediately

  • @klompsauce
    @klompsauce 16 дней назад

    I saw Dave and Joe in October, both were great

  • @T_D_B_
    @T_D_B_ 3 года назад +3

    This is the funniest clip ever boys. Excellent work

  • @steveloafe
    @steveloafe 2 года назад +2

    I am being buried with mouse ears on and having this played at my funeral.

  • @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
    @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 5 лет назад +4

    Dave Landau answers the question "what if Jim Norton was straight"

  • @MisterBrowning
    @MisterBrowning 5 лет назад +14

    funniest thing ive heard in ages

  • @magnumrex
    @magnumrex 5 лет назад +12

    first, she was a hooer..

  • @stevenleejobe
    @stevenleejobe 3 года назад +4

    I will never be the same after listening to this clip!

  • @Halsey85
    @Halsey85 5 лет назад +11

    9:38 fuggin gold. had me tearing up. Mickey mouse casino.

  • @marquitospino5432
    @marquitospino5432 5 лет назад +4

    When is the hour shows? Handale!! Holeee shit I went to sleep with sleep hypnosis and woke up to this playing? My fkn face hurts from laughing so hard? Dam good bit!

  • @ronnimm6456
    @ronnimm6456 Год назад +4

    That was hilarious!

  • @HUNTERS_CRACKPIPE
    @HUNTERS_CRACKPIPE Год назад

    How funny is it that my first ad in this video was for Six Flags!😂

  • @MrPaulb1982
    @MrPaulb1982 4 года назад +1

    So funny, love Anthony and Daves duo.. Shame its only 16 mins

  • @bryanr9082
    @bryanr9082 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dude sounds like Gavin McInnes on helium.

  • @Theseus9-cl7ol
    @Theseus9-cl7ol 4 года назад

    Anthony's Mickey Mouse (Southpark Mob Boss version) is spot on.

  • @MRLouieRS
    @MRLouieRS 5 лет назад +11

    I laughed out loud.

  • @guthyranker1724
    @guthyranker1724 Год назад

    Some of the best segments on this show is when they laugh and joke about death.

  • @mfranzusan3014
    @mfranzusan3014 Год назад

    There was a memo that went around the offices at Disney years of ago where there was disent amongst co-workers towards management that said:"employees will no loger refer to Disney's workplaces as 'Mauschwitz... employees that continue this practice will be summarily dismissed..." and within 10 minutes they came up with the name Duckau. Lol

  • @androlibre9661
    @androlibre9661 Месяц назад +1

    I miss Ant and Dave together.

  • @onlyofficial
    @onlyofficial Год назад +2

    10:37 I love casino mickey

  • @omartriplett
    @omartriplett 5 лет назад +4

    LMMFAO. But remember No one dies at Disney. I SAID NO ONE!

  • @Jay-fx4tx
    @Jay-fx4tx 8 месяцев назад +1

    Since the 60s this country has been going straight to hell.

  • @artemis01
    @artemis01 4 года назад +2

    I think this is the natural continuation of O&A

  • @ParkerRognrud
    @ParkerRognrud 5 лет назад +2

    I was just at Disneyland a couple weeks ago and I was hoping to get a pic of the Columbia but was bummed to see that it wasn’t out. But I did witness a financial exchange between Mickey and Jiminy Cricket. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @conservativepineapples6203
    @conservativepineapples6203 4 года назад +1

    My face hurts from laughing!

  • @3kimkim3
    @3kimkim3 5 лет назад +2

    there were two boys that tried to swim from tom sywerland one drowned and the other used his dead brother as a flotation device to make it to the other side...

  • @Fluoride_Jones
    @Fluoride_Jones 3 года назад

    Love the "Casino" reference! XD

  • @drbibhis7345
    @drbibhis7345 Год назад

    Does anybody got the clintons murder count video, cant find it anywhere

  • @blaisetelfer8499
    @blaisetelfer8499 4 года назад +2

    Disneyland was an uneasy blend of cowboys, princesses, talking mice and whatever the hell Goofy was; hard men living hard lives.

  • @robblethirteen
    @robblethirteen 4 года назад

    Holy fuck. The Disney Mafia stuff🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cowman715
    @Cowman715 5 лет назад +3

    I haven't listened to Anthony in years. This shit was hiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllaaaaaaaaaaaaarious

    • @michaelknight8243
      @michaelknight8243 5 лет назад +2

      Compound media is awesome and worth every penny. Many other great shows as well

  • @MJAce85
    @MJAce85 2 года назад +1

    Saying fucked up things in Mickey's voice is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 9 месяцев назад

      Saying out of character shit in any characters voice is fun.

  • @youtubeaccount3402
    @youtubeaccount3402 3 года назад +1

    Great clip. BUT WHO'S STEERING THE SHIP????

  • @dougtaylor2803
    @dougtaylor2803 Месяц назад

    Wow! I could listen to Ant doing Mickey for hours. I haven't laughed like that in a long time. God bless Anthony.

  • @laughinggull7288
    @laughinggull7288 3 года назад +1

    Why can I only like this once, I'm tearing up lol

  • @timothycormier3494
    @timothycormier3494 4 года назад

    Ya gotta love a good ant and Dave ball busting rant! Hahahahah this bit made my night!

  • @SignorNessuno65
    @SignorNessuno65 5 лет назад +1

    This show is a hidden gem!

  • @kinktooth6618
    @kinktooth6618 4 года назад

    Gangster Mickey lmfao Anthony is such a fucking gem