@Sock Cucka Actually it is correct. If Jim decides to stand on the table Jim would be standing on the table but if someone places Jim onto the table then Jim would indeed be stood on the table in the same way a lamp is stood on a desk. Look it up.
"O'Sullivan purposely avoided dating at the peak of his career; he feared that doing so would inhibit his songwriting abilities." - Oh really, O'Sullivan? Is that really why?
Antony with Gavin, Colin, Jimmy and Patrice just true comedic Genius !!! Of course no one can match the one and only (thankfully) Opester, who's been doing ray-dee-oh (badly) since he was 18.....Ed Asner named him The Destroyer for a good reason 🤐
Ant totally rolled right over Dave's funniest line @ 0650 D - "Where is Gilbert O'Sullivan, cause we should beat the shit out of him." A - "Probably doing 20." D - "I don't think he's doing anything that old." XD XD XD XD
Not to detract from the creepiness, but Abba wrote Dancing Queen for the queen of Sweden whose birthday party they were playing. They wrote the song ahead of time and surprised everyone with it when she got on the dance floor, if I remember right, kinda cool story
Doo Wop music... As a kid, my Dad took me to a Barber named Zel, who opened his shop in 1934. I remember that place playing AM radio Pop music from a bygone era (WNAK was the station) and being populated with WWII veterans. Makes me feel decades older than my 37 years would suggest.
That song was written to his manager's baby daughter. She called him Uncle Ray, because that's Gilbert's real name. He would baby sit her all the time. HOW IS THIS GUY NOT IN PRISON?!?!
you know what this needed? opie taking a pointless phonecall, then getting mad at the caller for sucking, yet he chose to answer the phone line in the first fucking place.
You just made this up lol Clair is his niece, the whole theme of Clair is a metaphor showing the dangers of people she could face, I think the weird thing about the song is that he kept the fact he’s her uncle in it 🥴
@@lukedaines1384 You're both wrong. This song was a "tribute" to his producer's/friend's daughter. Gilbert's actual name was "Raymond" ("Gilbert" was his STAGE name) so Clair called him "Uncle Ray" because he was considered a close family friend (she was probably encouraged to call him that by either her dad or Gilbert himself) BUT they weren't ACTUALLY related. Gilbert was even trusted to babysit her. It's horrible. Her father had to have been a creep too because he couldn't have been THAT oblivious. There's no way he could've been THAT naïve without Clair being born with an extra chromosome or two.
@@intercoursehandguns851 I didn’t even know that. I was hoping when I read ‘you’re wrong’ there would be a less creepy answer to the question but it’s still bad 🥴
Aww, i liked the song Clair. I want to believe it was innocent. I was around 6 when it was played. Speaking of creepy. Has anyone seen the film "the spy next door" now that makes me very uncomfortable. Jackie Chan looked too happy with holding that kiddo🙃🫠. It was more about him and that little girl.
And there was another spy movie called Agent Cody Banks... little Frankie Muniz is called upon by his Sexy Older Woman Femme Fatale handler who approaches him in the boys locker room to call him into his next mission. In the locker room these middle school boys cat call this older woman, and she humiliates one by pulling off his towel from his lower torso. And all the other boys laugh at him. Yeah Hollywood media that was made for kids in the 90's & 2000's had some odd undertones. And considering what we know of the entertainment industry these days with people like Dan Schneider, it's makes more sense now, lmao
Well as far as Gilbert O'Sullivan is concerned I have to stand up for a fellow Irish man with a quote from Scroobius Pip and Dan La Sacs Thou Shalt Always Kill "Thou shalt not call anyone over the age of 30 who plays with someone else's kids a paedophile: some people are just nice"
Honestly the riffing between Cumia & Of course ..dark humor..but something on the spot making fun..dark .sometimes dark humor can really help one cope and release pent up 'stuff', and have a hearty laugh somehow...bcz..what else to do cry and want to ?? I'd rather enjoy a laugh. I'm not heartless. Quite the opposite.
You guys are way off course. The song is about Clair Mills, the 3 year daughter of O'Sullivans manager. He used to babysit her and the reference to Uncle Ray is O'Sullivan's real first name, Raymond. This is an innocent song about a precocious little girl which topped the charts in the UK in 1972 and hit number 2 in the US. There was an uptick in girls being named Claire after this song came out. With all of the garbage that passes as lyrics today, I don't know how anyone would criticize these heartfelt lyrics.
@@TrueCarthaginian well I guess you defeated your own point. You are correct but at the same time it depends on what state you live in when you listen to the song. Which brings me back to my original comment. So I guess we can agree that its a subjective song.
Why is Norton stood on the table wearing a High Court judge's wig?
@@DaleSandusky
Ah yeah my mistake, now that you've pointed it out, I see the guy on the table has a much healthier skin tone too.
@Sock Cucka
What about it?
@Sock Cucka
Yeah? Well "your peckah" couldn't be more smallerer, peesa garbage!
"He looks like whatever container you would pour him in."
Patrice
@Sock Cucka Actually it is correct. If Jim decides to stand on the table Jim would be standing on the table but if someone places Jim onto the table then Jim would indeed be stood on the table in the same way a lamp is stood on a desk. Look it up.
Imagine being quarantined with Opie? Bet that's a bag of laughs
brothaman brothaman
LOL, I'm afraid after a couple of days, the Opester would end up "missing".
I'd take my chances with corona instead
She's just mad Bam can't come over.
I'm telling you don't go there!
Gilbert wrote "Alone Again (Naturally)" when the child went off to preschool.
No it was about when the mom leaves to go shopping.
You are incorrect. You might want to listen to the lyrics of the song, or better yet read them.
"The child"?
"Clair" was Joe Biden's favorite song... until he forgot it.
Jocko Adams best internet post Ever.
“CLAIRE... you know, you know, you know... Oh, you know, the thing...”
C'mon, man!!
Trump’s favorite song as well, reminds him of his daughter that he would get with if only she wasn’t his daughter
@@jcnunya8162 Aww, someone’s butt hurt🤣
Dave's comment @7:00 just got totally ignored that was brilliant 😂
He smiles like he's simple
Think Ant was in shock.
@@blindthrall Spaghetti flashbacks
Damn I love this type of content., Cumia and Dave busting on
Old songs or tv shows will never get old
"O'Sullivan purposely avoided dating at the peak of his career; he feared that doing so would inhibit his songwriting abilities."
- Oh really, O'Sullivan? Is that really why?
Sounds like pervert talk to me! haha
Damn. When these two get on a roll, get the hell out of the way. Such great chemistry. So funny.
You can add Dave Landau to anybody. The guy is a genius
You should see Landau on Louder with Crowder!
yeah i know , why do people think tom myers isnt funny?
Antony with Gavin, Colin, Jimmy and Patrice just true comedic Genius !!! Of course no one can match the one and only (thankfully) Opester, who's been doing ray-dee-oh (badly) since he was 18.....Ed Asner named him The Destroyer for a good reason 🤐
@@ITILII "I became wallpaper on my own ray-dee-oh Schoww!"
I MISS THIS! My first introduction to Compound Media was Cumia and Dave. Brilliant duo! The fondest of memories.
I agree. Daves comedic skills are being wasted doing the normal world show
"Just pulled you out of your mom's shopping cart " , fucking classic.
Why is Jim Norton wearing a white wig? New character?
"My love for you is way out of line" is the worst line in that song
Whole family's sleeping, trying not to laugh too loud, cheeks hurt You guys are great.
4:16 Ant's laugh is so infectious, I love that guy!!
@@RG-no1ng his laugh....nothing about the subject per se but yeah, I belly laughed at the same time
Is anyone else shocked that Opie isn't a oldies jock yet?
Id actually have a shred of respect for him if he was. Instead he's just busy looking like a homeless granny now.
That would be more respectable than what he does now honestly
A regular dude could do what opie does now lol he gets less than 1,000 views a video unless he talks about Anthony or jimmy hahaha it’s so sad
"Ill lose interest when your grow a pair, Clair". Had me rollin
Some Ted Bundy looking dude on the album cover smiling into a future victims face hits some sour notes too..
I love seeing these two riffing together!
Ant totally rolled right over Dave's funniest line @ 0650
D - "Where is Gilbert O'Sullivan, cause we should beat the shit out of him."
A - "Probably doing 20."
D - "I don't think he's doing anything that old."
XD XD XD XD
Pearl Jam’s song “last kiss “ is a cover . It was originally written in 1961 by Wayne Cochran
No shit. They also said that.
Such a shame Dave left this for Crowder. That show is fine, and I listen to it most days, but Steven really pumps the breaks on Dave's potential.
"That show is fine..."
Six months on, not so much.
Oh my gosh. I’m at work and I’m losing it 😂😂
I'm a new big fan, you two help us get through this plandemic.
This makes me nostalgic for the Inappropriate Song Contest
Gilbert Osallivan needs to get the chair
The scent of roasted pork in the air.
You guys are some sick funny bastards. Made beer spew from my nose. Hilarious!!!
*DAVE LANDAU* is *Insanely Gifted.*
*ANT* just easily *Bounces it Back & Forth.*
🔥🔥🔥
Not to detract from the creepiness, but Abba wrote Dancing Queen for the queen of Sweden whose birthday party they were playing. They wrote the song ahead of time and surprised everyone with it when she got on the dance floor, if I remember right, kinda cool story
I honestly Googled, "Did Woody Allen ever direct music videos" after watching this.
Let's not forget young teacher the subject of schoolgirl fantasy from "Don't stand so close to me" by The Police.
“Every Breath You Take” is the quintessential stalker song. Ironic that they were named “The Police”
I thought he was just a wrestler this whole time.
Doo Wop music... As a kid, my Dad took me to a Barber named Zel, who opened his shop in 1934. I remember that place playing AM radio Pop music from a bygone era (WNAK was the station) and being populated with WWII veterans. Makes me feel decades older than my 37 years would suggest.
That's a neat little Sandy Kane statue you got there.
I thought it was Lori Lightfoot
You mean Williem Defoe...
Bobo’s DEEGK
That song was written to his manager's baby daughter. She called him Uncle Ray, because that's Gilbert's real name. He would baby sit her all the time. HOW IS THIS GUY NOT IN PRISON?!?!
She was a so mature for 8.
Easy there Muhamed
8 ? more like 4 LOL
They were signing around garbage cans in the 70s. I saw Rocky.
Dave was way funnier on Cumia.
Ants no spring chicken anymore unfortunately :(
Anthony Cumia being in his 40's in the 2010's & 2020's would've been hilarious XD
This was the funniest you guys made me cry laughing about such a gross subject.
Oblivious boomers still defend that Clair song in the youtube comments to this day.
I'm 32 and I'm a fan.
Ha ha it looks like ET is wearing a judge wig.
That's Norton. You monster.
you know what this needed? opie taking a pointless phonecall, then getting mad at the caller for sucking, yet he chose to answer the phone line in the first fucking place.
You guys make me laugh so hard I have an Asthma Attack !!! LOL
Clair was written about his manager’s daughter, who he then sued for multi-millions and won,
You just made this up lol Clair is his niece, the whole theme of Clair is a metaphor showing the dangers of people she could face, I think the weird thing about the song is that he kept the fact he’s her uncle in it 🥴
@@lukedaines1384 You're both wrong. This song was a "tribute" to his producer's/friend's daughter. Gilbert's actual name was "Raymond" ("Gilbert" was his STAGE name) so Clair called him "Uncle Ray" because he was considered a close family friend (she was probably encouraged to call him that by either her dad or Gilbert himself) BUT they weren't ACTUALLY related. Gilbert was even trusted to babysit her. It's horrible. Her father had to have been a creep too because he couldn't have been THAT oblivious. There's no way he could've been THAT naïve without Clair being born with an extra chromosome or two.
@@intercoursehandguns851 I didn’t even know that. I was hoping when I read ‘you’re wrong’ there would be a less creepy answer to the question but it’s still bad 🥴
Holy shit, that song/music video is disturbing as hell! This was seriously normal back then?
Rope time should have started 50 years ago.
I'm imagining Opie is sitting awkwardly off camera and quietly picking his nose during this.
No he'd take a caller just as they were getting on a roll.
Snowy!!
How do they come up with brilliant line after brilliant line?
Dave is the best partner man. Hes funny as hell. I love Artie but dave is comedy gold. Plus isnt on heroin.
He's gold Jerry!! GOLD!
If you're gonna compliment someone, don't also make them sound so lame right after. Coward doesn't even do heroin.
@@intercoursehandguns851 how about you shut your trap.
These songs are part of Ant’s Spotify playlist
Holy shit! This was gold. I lol'd like I haven't in a long time.
For sone reason Anthony's unwavering but genuine smile reminds me of David Lee roth
You you guys are killing me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"YAAAAY" -guess who
Oh uncle Paul!😂
I am literally dying laughing in tears fellas... Epic video
Jailbait is Ted Nugent. The girl is thirteen.
Oh Clare.... the authorities are right over there
This is where I miss Jimmy coming in with Uncle Paul. Wish we coulda scrapped Opie for Dave years ago.
side splitting funny.. lol
Realized I was watching that whole Clair vid slack-jawed and paralyzed. Can't believe how fucked up that was.
I'm pretty sure the songs referencing a girl being sixteen were written from the point of view of a guy their own age or at least close to it.
I like how E.T. is right next to Elliot in this video.
No mention of the KISS classic Christine 16?
🎵 She was just thirteen
Uncle Paul knows what I mean... 🎵
Aww, i liked the song Clair. I want to believe it was innocent. I was around 6 when it was played. Speaking of creepy. Has anyone seen the film "the spy next door" now that makes me very uncomfortable. Jackie Chan looked too happy with holding that kiddo🙃🫠. It was more about him and that little girl.
And there was another spy movie called Agent Cody Banks... little Frankie Muniz is called upon by his Sexy Older Woman Femme Fatale handler who approaches him in the boys locker room to call him into his next mission.
In the locker room these middle school boys cat call this older woman, and she humiliates one by pulling off his towel from his lower torso. And all the other boys laugh at him.
Yeah Hollywood media that was made for kids in the 90's & 2000's had some odd undertones. And considering what we know of the entertainment industry these days with people like Dan Schneider, it's makes more sense now, lmao
You're too young
And I'm too well hung, but
Tonight I'm gonna rock ya...
*too >=)
@@mtgAzim 👍
Stuttering John wrote for the Kareem Abdul jabbar roast and was told that he IS headlliner
If I close my eyes, Pearl Jam was right there in the studio before they played the song.
I just recently re-discovered you Anthony you have a subscriber. By the way I worked with you on a few jobs when you still a tin knocker!
Is there "your fifteen, your beautiful, and ur mine?"
this song actually made it into the top 25 at one point.....unbelievable
I hear Biden is having his secretary look up all these songs!!!
Never heard of that song Clair, that is very creepy uncle Joe Biden
Don't want to defend the song but it seems that it's a joke.
Still not quite as creepy as the Thank Heaven For Little Girls song by the guy with the French accent
Anything by Gary Puckett... This Girls a Woman Now
This is amazing
Anthony deserves a PHD in Pop Cultural Commentary
Jesus Dave, how much thought have you put into this
The question is ,did Joe use one,two or three fingers?
you guys took down the keren margolis interview. wise decision
What is a keren margolis
he enticed her with bug juice at the day camp
Well as far as Gilbert O'Sullivan is concerned I have to stand up for a fellow Irish man with a quote from Scroobius Pip and Dan La Sacs Thou Shalt Always Kill "Thou shalt not call anyone over the age of 30 who plays with someone else's kids a paedophile: some people are just nice"
arklowrockz he literally talked about marrying the little girl..... a pedo would stick up for another pedo.
@@mattkinsman272
"he literally said". Um, no...
It's the words of the little girl. Kids say things like that all the time.
I dont know how Gilbert O Sullivan got away with this
The next song on oldies 98.1 WOGL is "Pepper" by the artist The Butthole Surfers
Where is he?
I think hes doing 20
Nah i don't think hes doing anything that old...
This had me crackin up. I feel awful
I haven't laughed this hard in a minute lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dara?
Endless days turn into sleepless nights.
Paddy .Cook Fate is the dealer
So hang on... this is coming from Anthony?
I know this clip is a few years old but what about Oingo Boingo's I love little girls??
happy birthday sweet 16, and if i could fly.
Honestly the riffing between Cumia & Of course ..dark humor..but something on the spot making fun..dark .sometimes dark humor can really help one cope and release pent up 'stuff', and have a hearty laugh somehow...bcz..what else to do cry and want to ??
I'd rather enjoy a laugh. I'm not heartless. Quite the opposite.
in england the only pearl jam song they play is alive, in australia i only ever hear the shitty fucking last kiss song jesus christ
Even 1 Pearl Jam song is one too many Pearl Jam songs
Well, what have we got ‘ere? PT: The Powderpoof Terrestrial? Would he like spot of pre-teen? Now, flourish the binky!
Where's Uncle Paul when you need him☺
2:00 I always think of the John Valby version
"You have lovely eyes, now let them take in your last sunrise, Clair!"
You guys are way off course. The song is about Clair Mills, the 3 year daughter of O'Sullivans manager. He used to babysit her and the reference to Uncle Ray is O'Sullivan's real first name, Raymond. This is an innocent song about a precocious little girl which topped the charts in the UK in 1972 and hit number 2 in the US. There was an uptick in girls being named Claire after this song came out. With all of the garbage that passes as lyrics today, I don't know how anyone would criticize these heartfelt lyrics.
Holy fuck I've never laughed harder in my life
Let us not forget Jethro Tull -Aqualung "Sitting on a park bench; eyeing little girls with bad intent..."
Too be fair Paul McCartney wrote "I saw her standing there" he was 17
Joan jett.. "I love rock and roll". She sings about a 17 year old boy
Yeah but she is a bush muncher
@Sock Cucka haha agreed.. I never cared for jett
She was fifteen ish
17 is legal in the vast majority of the US.
@@TrueCarthaginian well I guess you defeated your own point. You are correct but at the same time it depends on what state you live in when you listen to the song. Which brings me back to my original comment. So I guess we can agree that its a subjective song.