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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2018
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Комментарии • 178

  • @furyiiiplate
    @furyiiiplate 6 лет назад +53

    Funny, Ant is doing Twilight Zone conductor and Landau doing Polar Express conductor. Different generations, but seamless comedy.

  • @DstrtdMnd
    @DstrtdMnd 6 лет назад +59

    Dave's a great fit with Ant. Very funny, too

  • @hunterjones9822
    @hunterjones9822 6 лет назад +54

    Anthony and Artie seems much funnier when Artie isn't there....

  • @koraykirik9448
    @koraykirik9448 5 лет назад +16

    “Every time he socks me in the nose and says ‘Choo Choo’ “

  • @GnomeMadeGames
    @GnomeMadeGames 6 лет назад +171

    Dave Landau is one of the funniest guys I've heard in a long time.

    • @billistik666
      @billistik666 5 лет назад +8

      Omg his timing is FUCKEN awesome

    • @prymus81
      @prymus81 5 лет назад +7

      Agree. They are very good team.

    • @djjdantenucci
      @djjdantenucci 4 года назад +1

      Is this Kevin Brennan ?

    • @holyX
      @holyX 4 года назад +2

      No he's not

    • @MrRoundwound
      @MrRoundwound 3 года назад +1

      He’s no Jim norton

  • @MrKingfish872
    @MrKingfish872 6 лет назад +26

    A Whoopsee daisy across my beak.

  • @Atom.Storm.
    @Atom.Storm. 6 лет назад +47

    Dunno the other guy but they are a fucking ace team. Keep him on the show.

    • @SurfTheKaliYuga
      @SurfTheKaliYuga 6 лет назад +2

      Indeed he did better than Artie in all of his shows...

    • @mcearl8073
      @mcearl8073 6 лет назад +1

      I agree. No idea who he is but I like him. If Ant woulda hired this guy I might Resub. I can’t hardly stand Artie

    • @coreyhall6038
      @coreyhall6038 6 лет назад +4

      he's Dave Landau, and yes he's an ace.

  • @WiggysanWiggysan
    @WiggysanWiggysan 5 лет назад +17

    I think it's time to get rid of the AA Show and rebrand it the AD Show.
    I love Artie, but it's the wrong time in his life to do the show. Dave has been a brilliant stand in & deserves the gig full time.

  • @miketheyunggod2534
    @miketheyunggod2534 2 года назад +15

    Dave has an amazing voice. He will be missed.

  • @qxpxqx
    @qxpxqx 6 лет назад +10

    "He punched a buncha holes in my woikin' paypiz!" This is fuckin' GOLD.

  • @llary
    @llary 6 лет назад +2

    There's nothing better than seeing two funny guys crack each other the fuck up.

  • @goldencheese7247
    @goldencheese7247 3 года назад +5

    GOLD.
    Ant and Landau. Match made in the pits of hell.

  • @anthonygudgeon4298
    @anthonygudgeon4298 Год назад +2

    This was HILARIOUS before the fella with the glasses bolled in

  • @ghoulishfool
    @ghoulishfool 5 лет назад +5

    This was so funny that I had to shut off the video because my stomach was hurting from laughing

  • @MrManny77
    @MrManny77 5 лет назад +7

    Its so Awesome to see Ant found somebody almost as funny as him they compliment each other perfectly. Dave and Anthony would have been 200x better than opie ever was

  • @karlhungus8841
    @karlhungus8841 4 года назад +3

    A whoopsie daisy across my beak. Ice coffee came out of my left nostril.

  • @mcearl8073
    @mcearl8073 6 лет назад +61

    This dude is great. Much better than Artie. This is something I’d sub to.

    • @brellnob
      @brellnob 4 года назад

      Mc Earl It's been two years, have you?

    • @machete18
      @machete18 4 года назад +3

      wrestling with principalities nowadays ? He’s right dude

    • @eljaroebeukes5118
      @eljaroebeukes5118 4 года назад

      @wrestling with principalities nah he's just right

    • @lynchinjesus
      @lynchinjesus 2 года назад +2

      Missed your chance. Now he is on the yes man podcast where everyone has to bow to crowder or they are fired. Crowder has to be the funniest in the room and he isn't that funny.

  • @SMLEFGFJB
    @SMLEFGFJB 3 месяца назад +1

    This is still the funniest duo I've ever seen. It's a crime they're not still doing shows

  • @floridadave224
    @floridadave224 6 лет назад +16

    Best laugh I've had in a long time, these guys definitely click.

  • @finster69
    @finster69 6 лет назад +61

    Dave is much funnier than Artie...and is sober.

    • @mcearl8073
      @mcearl8073 6 лет назад +1

      Agreed

    • @mikedunn9310
      @mikedunn9310 5 лет назад

      Artie isn't even close. Also, Ant and Dave are right. Nothin sexier than a woman in uniform: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/us-soldier-who-abused-prisoners-at-abu-ghraib-refuses-to-apologise-for-her-actions-7579422.html

  • @Dad-Gad
    @Dad-Gad 6 лет назад +14

    Dave is bringing the greatest bits of Anthony back , fucking awesome , the last few episodes have been fucking legendary 👍👍👍

  • @dublj57
    @dublj57 6 лет назад +11

    I'd say those uniforms belong in a Janet Jackson video circa 1990

  • @mattyboyanderson
    @mattyboyanderson 4 года назад +5

    That theme music always makes me think the Chicago level of Timesplitters 2 is starting

  • @largecaucasian3006
    @largecaucasian3006 Год назад +1

    Funny, LIRR conductor definitely makes more than Dave & the staff & not much less than Ant🤣

  • @zachsimon9475
    @zachsimon9475 4 года назад +1

    Whenever Ant says...”alright” lol

  • @LSZreduction
    @LSZreduction 6 лет назад +3

    I havent laughed that hard in a while, was literally crying with laughter. The poor fucks! Thanks guys for making my morning!

  • @musickey172
    @musickey172 6 лет назад +5

    Ant not doing "IM OVA HERE NOW" means he is finished

  • @tonywilliams1631
    @tonywilliams1631 2 года назад +1

    I know I'm late but....I just came for dave!!!
    Long live mister landau

  • @TheMCRen
    @TheMCRen 4 года назад

    Lol you hear guys in the prodouction booth dying the entire time.

  • @davidgardiner47
    @davidgardiner47 3 года назад

    Choked to death on my coffee laughing

  • @Jguthro
    @Jguthro 3 года назад +2

    I've tried to hate Dave. But I can't. He is funny as fuck

  • @meedily
    @meedily Год назад +3

    Man. Landau is so wasted on Crowder, who’s off the air 8 months out of the year. He was so much better on Ant’s show.

  • @phillyjames10
    @phillyjames10 6 лет назад +38

    Sorry to hear about your mother. This video was really funny, thanks for the free uploads. Please keep the free uploads coming, thank u sir

  • @joshtruman377
    @joshtruman377 4 года назад +1

    Train conductors make a very comfortable living

  • @mikaelhauk
    @mikaelhauk 6 лет назад

    Those LIRR conducters looks like they should be walking around with a red cross charity cup on Christmas eve.

  • @MrsParksIsInTheHouse
    @MrsParksIsInTheHouse 3 года назад +3

    I watched this live on CM three years ago and then watched this at least 10 times since on RUclips- I still laugh out loud every time. #cumiagold

  • @3rdcoastnyucka
    @3rdcoastnyucka 6 лет назад +2

    HAHAHA HO-LEE SHIT!

  • @Porkcfish
    @Porkcfish 4 года назад

    When Anthony started the "Charlie's a train conductor" bit, I thought they were doing a Citizen Kane parody. I couldn't figure out how the two melded.
    He really did sound like Dorothy Comingore.

  • @chainsawvsgod384
    @chainsawvsgod384 6 лет назад +6

    I love Ants voices.

  • @Buford_T_Justice1
    @Buford_T_Justice1 Год назад +1

    Olde Time Anthony is the best!

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 3 года назад +2

    Anthony is out of touch on this one. The conductor would assume he was trying to ride for free if he wasn't caught.

    • @spockskynet
      @spockskynet 3 года назад

      And that's probably why it's more expensive on the train, to make trying that less attractive.

  • @Patton7790
    @Patton7790 2 года назад +1

    Dave is very very funny.

  • @androlibre9661
    @androlibre9661 6 лет назад

    this needs to be mashed with break the following day with the Born yesterday clips........actually laughed my ass off. Going to doctor today to get my ass reattached

  • @jxj1818
    @jxj1818 2 года назад

    Tristate train stories r the best

  • @alexandercastro9782
    @alexandercastro9782 3 года назад

    Anthony sounds like a South Park character

  • @2000rbr
    @2000rbr 6 лет назад +3

    Ant rides the LIRR, not the LLIR.

  • @Txbasketball680
    @Txbasketball680 Год назад

    Had to come back for this one after their reunion

  • @jfdesignsinc.innovationsid1583
    @jfdesignsinc.innovationsid1583 3 года назад +1

    Artie Lange I mean Dave landau is a great addition to the show !

  • @barzy9725
    @barzy9725 Год назад +1

    Poor guy doing absolutely shit for $70,000 a year and 401k plus dental. He's ok

  • @Calmer573
    @Calmer573 6 лет назад +3

    great video . .thanks ant. . not sure who the other guy is, but he has an interesting take on things - more youtube uploads = more followers and sub's :)

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 5 лет назад

    I have not ridden a commuter train in years but now I want to pay with that smart phone app!!!

  • @willgillies5670
    @willgillies5670 6 лет назад +2

    FUCKING HILARIOUS

    • @sdry
      @sdry 6 лет назад

      MEH

  • @101commentary
    @101commentary 6 лет назад

    This guy is fucking great. Have him on more often, great radio chemistry (know that's important to you Ant).

  • @arvitkopliku7232
    @arvitkopliku7232 Год назад +1

    Watching this after the Anthony reference a day ago.

  • @drsssssssss
    @drsssssssss Год назад

    The Charlie bits were the best

  • @LINYVideo
    @LINYVideo 6 лет назад +1

    You better watch out they don't see you standing on the platform and just keep going. What station was the Albertson?

  • @PilotDaveLI
    @PilotDaveLI 6 лет назад +2

    Lmfao

  • @darrylb9228
    @darrylb9228 11 месяцев назад

    😂 the uniform bit. Ant is an asshole…. Love it

  • @Lafuerza_V
    @Lafuerza_V 5 лет назад +4

    Its always funny when people look down on conductors and assume that they are getting paid shit. They might get paid more than you and probably have better benefits. Their union is no joke

  • @danp207
    @danp207 3 года назад

    Greg "Opie" Hughes. Are you watching? Are you listening? This is entertaining.

  • @drremulack6196
    @drremulack6196 5 лет назад

    Wit till it's full. I want everyone to get a little on them. Lol.

  • @unitedplankton2866
    @unitedplankton2866 6 лет назад +1

    Top shelf

  • @cerevo
    @cerevo 3 года назад

    i dont know how I didn't know about these guys years ago

  • @11bravo1789
    @11bravo1789 4 года назад +1

    So the show is still called the ant and artie show? I hate to say it because I love Art. But this guy is funny af. Time to make the swap permanent

    • @rangequeen
      @rangequeen 4 года назад

      Show is The Anthony Cumia Show (TACS) now, this clip is 2 years old. Dave is now the permanent cohost. 👍🏻

  • @EricAdamzTV
    @EricAdamzTV 6 лет назад +1

    What is this Charlie is a.... from originally I can’t remember

  • @DOBERSTAFFIE
    @DOBERSTAFFIE 5 лет назад +1

    Artie can be funny but he is also guilty of flogging a joke/comment to death, he repeats it two or three times and by that point your kinda like, yeah we got it the first time bud. This Dave guy is better in respect that he does not shout over Anthony trying to make his comment 3 times in a row, the style complement each other.

  • @LanceblissfullyWalks
    @LanceblissfullyWalks 4 года назад

    What is Thanksgiving Charlie? Give me a link por favor.

  • @countdublevay7327
    @countdublevay7327 3 года назад

    Listening to smut laugh. Another American Wednesday.

  • @Marnarose4433
    @Marnarose4433 4 года назад

    You take the train to work how awesome. I live in Nebraska so that seems strange. Lol

    • @718ant5
      @718ant5 4 года назад +1

      Well it isn’t awesome haha

    • @Marnarose4433
      @Marnarose4433 4 года назад

      Linebackeronehunna Ant really? Lol

    • @Marnarose4433
      @Marnarose4433 4 года назад +1

      Linebackeronehunna Ant you just broke my heart. Lol

    • @718ant5
      @718ant5 4 года назад +1

      marna lam at first when you’re young it’s cool. Then after 20 years it gets old haha

  • @joepass1883
    @joepass1883 4 года назад

    Fuckin dying

  • @splitimage9621
    @splitimage9621 6 лет назад

    Hope the other A in the A show gets better an comes back soon miss you Art!

  • @samhill9937
    @samhill9937 6 лет назад +2

    I do like Artie and really, really wish he gets well and comes back to the show.
    The show was great with Anthony and Artie.

  • @ovrezy
    @ovrezy 6 лет назад

    Must’ve been his first day

  • @Slassh69x
    @Slassh69x 5 лет назад

    Domestic abuse is NEVER funny! Unless Ant and Dave are riffing on it.

  • @jaimepimentel1502
    @jaimepimentel1502 3 года назад

    You paying for a ride not for a seat you're not guaranteed a seat.

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 5 лет назад +4

    I admire the LLR conductors that are pleasant. This is the absolute worst bashing of those poor souls. They do get great benefits and retirement yes? I hope they see this and give Anthony a hard time next time he rides the train!!!

    • @healthychick9450
      @healthychick9450 4 года назад

      LIRR conductors are the most surly, rude asshole people I have ever encountered. I used to take the train every day from Ronkonkoma or port Jeff to Penn. They always acted like you were an inconvenience just by existing. Gosh forbid you didnt have your ticket in outstretched hand the moment you stepped on the train. Buddy relax, im not trying to skip my fare, especially since I have a paper ticket. How about let me sit down first, take out my wallet and then you get your ticket. I take metro North now and it's like night and day. They are pleasant, polite and seem to appreciate and enjoy their jobs.

    • @josephedwarddowling5919
      @josephedwarddowling5919 4 года назад

      That is because Metro North goes to CT. the best state in the entire region.

  • @redfieldTnT
    @redfieldTnT 6 лет назад +3

    Is this a highlight of the show?

  • @james10739
    @james10739 Год назад

    It's funny 5 years ago or really like 2 years ago I never heard of either of these guys well maybe I heard of Anthony but probably never heard him

  • @moose2577
    @moose2577 4 года назад

    Is that Ira laughing in the background?

  • @titaniumslug
    @titaniumslug 6 лет назад

    Why the fuck cant people figure out not to have the outro music 3 times louder than the rest of the video?

  • @djerellewilliams3345
    @djerellewilliams3345 6 лет назад +3

    LLIR ?? whats that do you guys all mean LIRR?

    • @TOMMYTV-xl5fb
      @TOMMYTV-xl5fb 6 лет назад +4

      Djerelle Williams Long Island Railroad. They're trains here in New York that run from Long Island and Queens to Manhattan.

    • @dstein111
      @dstein111 6 лет назад

      Train system that begins in Manhattan and extends all the way out to the tip of Long island.

    • @TOMMYTV-xl5fb
      @TOMMYTV-xl5fb 6 лет назад

      billiam S yea I told him already lol

    • @JJ-jn9xb
      @JJ-jn9xb 6 лет назад +1

      It's the "LONG Long Island Railroad"
      ....much longer than the regular long island railroad...

  • @DaniboyBR2
    @DaniboyBR2 6 лет назад

    Who's that lesbian talking to Ant? She's pretty fucking funny.

  • @GeorgeLiquor
    @GeorgeLiquor 3 года назад

    I'm ashamed that I don't get the "Charlie" references. What are they talking about?

  • @baltusd
    @baltusd 6 лет назад +1

    uganda

  • @indegruv
    @indegruv 6 лет назад

    hmm. yeah I don't really get off on chicks in army uniforms.

  • @samhill9937
    @samhill9937 6 лет назад

    I just don't understand why you are afraid of Saiyanz. I'm not a troll and always
    had respected Anthony until he disrespected Saiyanz. With all due respect, please
    reconsider, and re-invite him on the show. Thank you.

  • @matthewjohnson2853
    @matthewjohnson2853 4 года назад +3

    He's lucky to have a job in this world, if you don't like your minimum wage job do something about it!

  • @mateuszurban4949
    @mateuszurban4949 6 лет назад

    John Lovett lost some weight...

  • @exterminateparasites3185
    @exterminateparasites3185 Год назад

    Get dave back on your show

  • @FunnyCallsPrank
    @FunnyCallsPrank 3 года назад +1

    Anyone miss Coke talk artie yet?
    .
    I avoid old friends like that (crank talkers) cumia invites them as co-hosts. Imagine if Landau was still on coke & crank talking, would anyone be amused?

    • @FunnyCallsPrank
      @FunnyCallsPrank 3 года назад

      ​@anonymous yup & they spew nonsense like veteran meth heads on their 1st gram

    • @FunnyCallsPrank
      @FunnyCallsPrank 3 года назад

      @anonymous wolf of wallstreet was fun though, Bellefort getting involved in the great wallstreet crash of reddit/4chan. the anonymous spew of the net are crashing the coke heads in wallstreet

  • @fmanion24
    @fmanion24 6 лет назад +3

    Why are you filing copyright claims on a video with a guy only talking about Compound Media? Also when are you guys going to announce that the Artie and Anthony show is no more?

    • @fmanion24
      @fmanion24 6 лет назад

      psfanboy79 great point!
      You really smashed him good didn't you genius..
      Yuck.

    • @fmanion24
      @fmanion24 6 лет назад

      psfanboy79 what? I couldn't hear you, your phone crapped out.

    • @fmanion24
      @fmanion24 6 лет назад

      psfanboy79 I should try to be more original like you, "Mushmouth". you had me rollin with that original line.

    • @fmanion24
      @fmanion24 6 лет назад

      psfanboy79 you have yet to contribute anything that's pertinent to my original statement.

  • @dechome4069
    @dechome4069 6 лет назад

    The guy in the black shirt looks like the butch from Orange is the New Black

  • @jayscott2945
    @jayscott2945 4 года назад

    Does anyone in the comments give him money? Is it worth it?

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 6 лет назад

    That guy looks like he's really trying to relate to his teenager.

    • @Blarsen780
      @Blarsen780 4 года назад

      Yeah, teens these days sure love their Pearl Jam...

  • @NeoSilvanus
    @NeoSilvanus 6 лет назад +3

    so u were trying to ride fareless, but they decided to check tickets, and then you bought one, sounds a bit antisocial

  • @tonejames9272
    @tonejames9272 6 лет назад +2

    Worlds most annoying laugh, Anthony Cumia. Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah

  • @jeremygovender
    @jeremygovender 6 лет назад +1

    yaay jokes ant is fun race talk is boring

  • @slowraceultra
    @slowraceultra Год назад

    Dave is a legend. Thumbs up.

  • @hulkangry5546
    @hulkangry5546 Год назад +2

    Dave and Ant were an awesome team. Ant and Gavin are pretty good but not quite at the same level. Dave is still funny on Crowder but that show is definitely Crowder centric were as Ant and Dave were almost 50/50.

  • @lwrenze2683
    @lwrenze2683 Год назад

    Sit in the bathroom