Guys are unironically held to higher body standards than women. And i don't care about what the fucking media shows. I'm talking about what body range women would fuck, and what body range men would fuck.
EVERYONE A LITTLE GIRL IS GOING TO CaLgary TO SEE MY SISTER ALMOST 2 SECOND'S AWAY FORM HIT JAN 13TH CaLgary TIME THE LITTLE GIRL WILL GO FROM CaLgary & THE LITTLE GIRL SAY BYE TO MY SISTER ALMOST 7 MINUTE'S TO 1AM ON JAN 14TH CaLgary TIME GODZ JUST JUS TELL ME I THINK THE LITTLE GIRL WILL CALL MY SISTER TODAY FOR A FEW MINUTE'S MY SISTER DON'T care ABOUT ME 😢MY SISTER JUST CARE ABOUT THE LITTLE GIRL
I will not tolerate this Courage the Cowardly Dog slander. He literally faces his fears every episode out of pure love for his family. He’s also just super sweet!
Yeah, but just imagine one of any number of times Courage has screamed in terror, then take that scream and overlay it over him having sex. Because you just *know* Courage screams when he hits climax.
Marco Polo brought rice to China from Italy ; in turn the Chinese gave Italy noodles... in 1340... ' Bon Appetite !!! ' ' Polo , a little later brought back a black powder that was used for 3,000 thousand years in fire works only to be used for the invention of a pistol ( early 1400's..) hence ," gun powder "... In 1540 " ish " tomato's were introduced to Italy ( only yellow tomato's then...) When they planted seeds , they turned red...
Maya I've loved your mini nature documentaries, ik it isn't relavent but I know youre hopefully reading this. Please dont stop making them, or these hilarious videos
That was great that maya invited peach to join her this time around. Even though a lot of the list was the same, I do think the list that maya made the previous time (while she was high btw) was funnier. Surprisingly last time maya put mater in pass, but whisk got smash, and the Goldfish Cracker got smash both times 😂
Awesome indeed. Cozy friendly entertainment. Thanks, I like it. I follow Maya, but I also follow PeachJars, Drumsy and the DumpTruck on RUclips, so this is right up my alley. Good luck in all your endeavors. Kind regards from Iceland 💜💛💜💜
I won't stand for this Courage slander. Courage (the word) doesn't mean you don't feel fear, it means you're able to work through it, Which Courage definitely does. That old couple would be dead a hundred times over if it wasn't for my boy Courage. Still pass though, he is baby.
Peach is 100% correct about Michelin stars. (Although the Michelin tire-guy mascot is not strongly associated with the guide, especially these days, but the wiki article has a cartoon of him holding it. And smoking because it was from 1911 and he's French.) The wikipedia article for the Michelin guide confirms the facts: > In 1900, there were fewer than 3,000 cars on the roads of France. To increase the demand for cars and, accordingly, car tyres, the car tyre manufacturers and brothers Édouard and André Michelin published a guide for French motorists, the Guide Michelin (Michelin Guide).[2] Nearly 35,000 copies of this first, free edition were distributed. It provided information to motorists such as maps, tyre repair and replacement instructions, car mechanics listings, hotels, and petrol stations throughout France. The original rating system: * 1 star: very good, worth stopping * 2 stars: worth going out of your way * 3 stars: worth a special trip
I feel like if you say smash to an inanimate object that actually exists, like an orange juicer, that's either an admission that you've done that or that you will do that in the future. Otherwise it would have been a lie. I don't know how to feel about this.
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Guys are held to such high body standards. No matter how much I work out, I will never be a McChicken.
Guys are unironically held to higher body standards than women. And i don't care about what the fucking media shows. I'm talking about what body range women would fuck, and what body range men would fuck.
legendary comment
i did NOT appreciate that first one coming up as i was eating goldfish
i JUST HAD to pull out the pringles next
ROFL
reading this while eating goldfish.
Oh like how PeachJar said she’d eat it?
EVERYONE A LITTLE GIRL IS GOING TO CaLgary TO SEE MY SISTER ALMOST 2 SECOND'S AWAY FORM HIT JAN 13TH
CaLgary TIME THE LITTLE GIRL WILL GO FROM CaLgary & THE LITTLE GIRL SAY BYE TO MY SISTER ALMOST 7 MINUTE'S TO 1AM ON JAN
14TH CaLgary TIME GODZ JUST JUS TELL ME I THINK THE LITTLE GIRL WILL CALL MY SISTER TODAY FOR A FEW MINUTE'S MY SISTER DON'T care ABOUT ME 😢MY SISTER JUST CARE ABOUT THE
LITTLE GIRL
The way they almost started crying when they found out Connor’s mom was in the car 😂
peachjars got that fit like a passive aggressive valley mom who drives a minivan like a coupe.
…And she looks good in it, too.
Mayas purity to corruption spectrum is one of the widest I've ever seen in anyone
Hmm you must not know the stories of old
Stories of old tell me wise man@@nickmilo932
not clickbait, they totally followed through on the unhinged promise.
Peach is just looking for content
@@daswienerle3018 or you looking to add another useless comment
And yet you commenting supports her content
@@kailyncorey8267 Err, I'm happy to support Maya's content. she's great.
@@calilugas_psychiatrist oops. Meant to reply to daswienerle3018 about peach’s content, not mayas lol. Obviously we’re all here because we like maya
I will not tolerate this Courage the Cowardly Dog slander. He literally faces his fears every episode out of pure love for his family. He’s also just super sweet!
Yeah, but just imagine one of any number of times Courage has screamed in terror, then take that scream and overlay it over him having sex.
Because you just *know* Courage screams when he hits climax.
okay but bru he's a dog 😭
@@hannahsmith7693not really he's a cartoon of a PURPLE humanoid doglike intelligent being
“I use mine like a coin purse” help why was this inspirational to me. Like omg yes I do have a little purse to put my treasures in you’re so right
IT CURVES IN A WHIMSICAL WAY?
You know it
Of all the freaky shit that was said in this video, I was the most unready for "yeast infections are a mindset" being said so casually and unrelenting
Technically every woman always has a yeast infection if you think about it lol
Man, I love watching Maya's wholesome and friendly content! I can't wait for this wholesome and friendly video!
i learned so many new words this stream this is truly the educational content i subbed for
"I'm not racist to Italians, I love spaghetti" -peachjars 2024
“Ive been to Olive Garden 3 times.”
Marco Polo brought rice to China from Italy ; in turn the Chinese gave Italy noodles... in 1340... ' Bon Appetite !!! ' ' Polo , a little later brought back a black powder that was used for 3,000 thousand years in fire works only to be used for the invention of a pistol ( early 1400's..) hence ," gun powder "... In 1540 " ish " tomato's were introduced to Italy ( only yellow tomato's then...) When they planted seeds , they turned red...
Maya I've loved your mini nature documentaries, ik it isn't relavent but I know youre hopefully reading this. Please dont stop making them, or these hilarious videos
It's so funny when Peach gets pouty about Michellen man being in pass
He needs justice
maya saying she doesn't like the Michelin man's body and I'm sitting here lookin just like him.
maya doing a “hear me out” on a whisk
45:03 he starts with "[m]om's in the car" for the record
He does
I couldn't tell thats what he said until after lol
Sounds more like "I'm in the car" than "mom's in the car", even when thinking it might be the latter
rip Connor’s mom
"He's shooting ROPES, your honor."
29:17 The animal crossing language Maya is doing is ON POINT
@@mk0w0 my jaw dropped I never knew her secret talent like gawd damn spot on impressionist
18:25 Smash or Pass but they have to check the rule34 is a fire idea
I made the mistake of watching the full four-hour stream of this. It was, indeed, unhinged.
Tell me everything
i did too. it wasnt a mistake, to me. it was a blast 😂
Is there a VOD of this? Because I need the full, un-edited 4 hours of unhinged 🤣
I watched that shit on the bus 😭
I just started the video but maya is already being so incredibly funny, the things she says with the delivery is golden
Probably the most exciting disclaimer of the year
That was great that maya invited peach to join her this time around. Even though a lot of the list was the same, I do think the list that maya made the previous time (while she was high btw) was funnier. Surprisingly last time maya put mater in pass, but whisk got smash, and the Goldfish Cracker got smash both times 😂
peach is just Maya's inner demon, true thoughts
"no, he has a really long tonge" is insane
Mario would 100% say some shit like "Mamma mia, I'ma coming"
i didn't appreciate the obscene things that peach said about the general LMFAOOO
She's right tho
As a proctologist, I don't do weekends.
Hi Maya I'm the little girl that you met at the zoo on stream, before I watch this video what is smash or pass?
stop roleplaying jon
@@mayahiga CAUGHT
Bro even the comments are unhinged.
Awesome indeed.
Cozy friendly entertainment.
Thanks, I like it.
I follow Maya, but I also follow PeachJars, Drumsy and the DumpTruck on RUclips, so this is right up my alley.
Good luck in all your endeavors.
Kind regards from Iceland
💜💛💜💜
good luck explaining these choices in future business meetings lol
oh the editor for sure lost some brain cells
This was CRAZY!!!!😅😂🤣 I saw Maya say things that has me stunlocked. 😅
Passing on Shrek is crazy!
okay so first you take two sponges and put a glove between them, then rubber band the sponges around it and stick it in the pringles can...
06:25 Maya with the sleeper pun.
Lol
I love maya's face at 10:12 just like 'welp i mean :| what can i say'
This is probably the best collab I've ever watched. The synergy is actually just peak comedy
Girls: Why are you being so quiet?
Me: It's a me
peach ronald mcdonald bench posing 😭😭😭
Oh my god I wasn't expecting RYAN MAGEE at 10:51 in a maya Higa video
I won't stand for this Courage slander. Courage (the word) doesn't mean you don't feel fear, it means you're able to work through it, Which Courage definitely does. That old couple would be dead a hundred times over if it wasn't for my boy Courage. Still pass though, he is baby.
I have gained a new respect for peach in this video, amazing video
peach casually dropping "pain olympics" mid sentence is wild
wtf!? why didnt i know peach was this funny!! Shes a great guest lol
you have to watch her wine about it episode, incredibly unhinged
@@michelleb2722 Yes maam! I'm on it! I feel like ive seen them all too idk how i missed her on there lol im so behind on streamers tbh
I like to think about new fans from alveus streams coming here for the first time, and they see this 😂
I love how Maya is just stuck in the couch crack. Like a cat that got itself stuck.
"He comes out and says 'Bello'" killed me and my neighbors literally made a nosie complaint so this video is gold
r.i.p. kitchen whisk you had your run
Maya finding out about the Michelin connection is the best
"yeast infections are a mindset" IS WILD 😂😂😂😂
Home Depot ran out hinges dealing with this video.
I remember one time Maya did an unhinged smash or pass with the most random characters. Glad to see the sequal
Hands down the best video I've seen in years. I haven't laughed this much in way too long
Do you think when Guy Ferarri busts in ya throat he says welcome to flavor town?
11:30 the best comedic timing ive ever heard "Hellloo!"
sponge bob would take you bug catching
i cant fucking believe peach showed her the mcchicken video
His Mom knows how sx works.
chill
peachjars is SO FUNNY! lmfaooo
i wouldnt trust mater with my drink, he would knock it over
Peach is so unhinged, as always 😂
She's precious
@30:10 legit Peach just straight saying she'd smash Will.i.am's voice. loved the episode
Peach is 100% correct about Michelin stars. (Although the Michelin tire-guy mascot is not strongly associated with the guide, especially these days, but the wiki article has a cartoon of him holding it. And smoking because it was from 1911 and he's French.)
The wikipedia article for the Michelin guide confirms the facts:
> In 1900, there were fewer than 3,000 cars on the roads of France. To increase the demand for cars and, accordingly, car tyres, the car tyre manufacturers and brothers Édouard and André Michelin published a guide for French motorists, the Guide Michelin (Michelin Guide).[2] Nearly 35,000 copies of this first, free edition were distributed. It provided information to motorists such as maps, tyre repair and replacement instructions, car mechanics listings, hotels, and petrol stations throughout France.
The original rating system:
* 1 star: very good, worth stopping
* 2 stars: worth going out of your way
* 3 stars: worth a special trip
I shouldn’t have ignored the warning
I love Maya and Peaches friendship
We need more videos like these with Peach, she is a gift.
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i love how long this video is and i love peach
I'm pretty sure 2022 Mr. Clean got a pass because he had just recently died.
I feel like if you say smash to an inanimate object that actually exists, like an orange juicer, that's either an admission that you've done that or that you will do that in the future. Otherwise it would have been a lie.
I don't know how to feel about this.
see i disagree though cause I view the question as a hypothetical if they were sentient and has sapience.
@limeadel303 You can see it like that but there is nothing stopping either one of them from fucking a orange juicer and that worries me
44:33 mayas absolute horror is hilarious
michelin guy getting passed is crazy to me, maya actually starts vouching for a caterpillar immediately afterwards, you're kidding LOL
props to the editor for the cut off screams, theyre perfect
Ill have you know that a year ago I shared this channel with my mom
50:30 look at his big a*s shoes, whats up with that? 😂 Got me so good
I wish Maya had made this video with literally anyone else, it would have been funny.
10:50 ryan magoo meme reference hell yeah
Elmer Fudd has a speech impediment. That's good for a laff.
"It curves, in a whimsical way" ~Maya Elaine Whisk Higa 2024
Goofy coming out the bathroom buck naked saying hyuck is insanity
In this episode, Maya’s innocence is eroded further still 😂
To the editor that added the clip of Ryan of SuperMega fame laughing, I see you and I love you
They did my boy Gru dirty. Being a good father is SEXY DAMN IT
6:20 "That's FOUL."
Well, yeah. It IS a McChicken.
This video made me very uncomfortable
Dan Howell would have war flashbacks knowing Maya would smash a whisk
Unhinged Maya arc has begun and I’m here for it
peachjars is just leaving snail trails everywhere.
All of the inaminate objects are smashable as if I am also emotionally inanimated to be smashed
55:09 i mean that's literally Cyr lmfao
Nah Peach is wiliding passing on Goofy
not the whisk...... i can only think of tyler oakley and dan howell
omg I'm not the only one! whisk trauma by proxy 😳
Before watching this, I was just mildly confused. Now, I’m questioning the very meaning of existence. Fantastic.
They should’ve done Mr. Peanut
God damn it Maya… Again?
An hour of Maya? Today is a good day
Saying no to Scooby just because he's a dog but then saying yes to Garfield the cat right away is crazy work