CG short film on the extinction of the dinosaurs | "Dinosaurs: The true story" - by P-L. Aeberhardt
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2021
- In the world where dinosaurs have survived and have evolved even to the point of taking their first steps on the moon, a giant asteroid heads towards Earth. The JASA (Jurassic Aeronautics and Space Administration) is active to avoid disaster.
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Original title - Dinosaurs: The true story
Director - Paul-Louis Aeberhardt
Production - Bad Jokes Animation
Year - 2020
© Licensed by MAGNETFILM
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The extinction of Dino's happened because an engineering oversight. Absolutely wonderful.
You call it oversight. I call it an act of pure chaos for chaos sake.
Speaking as a product design engineer, I can confirm that the root cause was not an engineering oversight, rather it was the lack of a complete set of product requirements. 🤣 🤣 🤣
@@Acceleronics As a former Business Analyst/Requirements Manager, the requirement was likely in the documentation but was ignored by the Tech Lead; who built it before the requirements were complete. QA was skipped entirely and UAT was done by different roles than the actual end user. ;)
Sounds about right. Bureaucrats doing bureaucratic things.
More like a misengineering undersight
I have been studying dinosaurs for over 47 years and I can confirm that this is how it happened.
Comics ?
@@PheonixBlaze01 I am a 47 year old dinosaur and we never had a space program!
@@PheonixBlaze01 I have been 47 for over dinosaur years and can I happened how it confirmed this is.
Ahaha
@@PheonixBlaze01 I dinosaur space program, happened
The genius is not in the joke, but in its execution. We knew what was going to happen, but watching the panic of it all is gold.
I didnt predict the hand part lol I thought the nukes were gonna fail like in dont look up
i think you mean the genius is not in the joke but rather its extinction :P
Yeah, I was all "Really?! Another Tyrannosaurus has short arms joke?" but then the panic, and then everyone "helping" was pure gold.
This is way more devastating than the story I've been told my whole life
right - the fact that they had a chance - i would say it's devastating hilarious!!!
@@TheFroneyZonethey never had the chance to survive if they design the pad is such a way that the T-rex couldn't reach with his small hands, they easily could have made it so the pad would be higher but they didn't, which is stupid
Worse than the one where the ice age is about to kill them all and the baby asks what is gonna happen?
"I don't understand, why aren't you saving the Earth?"
"Well I have a big head, and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this control console has been thought through..."
"Eye twitching"
@@twinzjohnsontv Master?
Noooo beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣
*Dramatic music*
Y E S IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE REMEMBERS THIS
Watching the grunts go ballistic when they realized their design flaw was going to get them all killed was the best part. That was the most "WE'RE DOOMED" moment I've ever seen.
@@kirstyi7860 what?? what are you talking about? are you an ai?
Динозаврика убили ноутбуком 😭😭😭
I would've cut his hands off.
Why did they even design it like that? 😂
two of them were even humping each other in the back lol
I love that they thought through having two separate door sizes, but didn’t plan for little arms.
Now take a moment to appreciate how absolutely horrifying it would be to be the astronaut stranded
Bro I know, I mean that there is a game called METRO 2023 which says in a book about the fate of astronauts on the ISS.
Astrosaur or Dinonaut :D
True reason we went to the moon.
To confirm dinos got there
and now i know, why the kerbals are the way they are… KSP ftw!
The thing I really appreciate is how the JASA lead guy just kept spamming the missles. Thats some lizard brain stuff, was a nice detail
And that's some racist stuff.. Thinking all lizard would be like that. Lol XD
I think u meant bird brain lol
Hey, I'm a mammal and that's what I would do.
Dinosaurs weren't cold blooded and arent even lizards though
@@DBT1007
how did you manage to weave RACISM to the DINOSAURS, schizo?
I say we take a moment to appreciate the fact that President Rex having short arms and JASA having design flaws in their launch system, are the reason us mammals are here today...
And its also why the squid people will be here after us...
@@halogeek6 Squid People?
@@TheBiggestBruh it's just because squids are really smart
@@bombyadept I think more of cats .... they are intelligent, and they have already taken our homes.
Mars did nothing wrong
can we just appreciate this guys ability to make a fun entertaining animation project that uses no lines and is still amazing. Charlie chaplin would be proud
Yea u can ....go ahead and appreciate
Yes, Pink Panther level
The fact that they basically solved world peace (nobody’s killing each other) and managed to make all that technology but still had that major of a design flaw is hilarious. Fortunately, we won’t ever be in that much danger because we can calculate if a meteor might collide with us. Thanks NASA, you have been redeemed for all the animals you sent to space.
the moment I saw the hand activation method, I knew how it'd end.
you'd think being dinosaurs they'd use a different type of authentication: sound, feet, tails, things that'd be able to accomodate any type of sentient dino since the a good amount of the Big theropods had very short arms!
Also gonna mention my favorite detail in this is the General is an Ankylosaur, it just works perfectly XD
Exactly... thank God humans learnt from this and now understand UI and UX 😂
T-Rex: cursed with midget arms
They could have a mechanism that would make it closer to his hand
Yesss exactly. I loved the Ankylosaurrr
wow youtube is getting crazy cientific
The way, the "short T-Rex Arms joke" was shown, was actually genius.
You have an extremely low bar for genius.
@@Ryfinius I'll take that as a compliment.
@@Ryfinius Or you have too high of one
That joke has always been dumb. Why not make a cartoon of a human trying to bring down a Triceratops or an Edmontosaurus with a bite? Or of a human trying to identify a single member of its species in a crowded auditorium with a single whiff? Because T.rex could do both of those things. Man is not the measure of all things, least of all Tyrannosaurus rex.
I have a big head and little arms!
As one of the personosaurs who survived I can confirm this is how it happened. I miss my family.
Kkk
I was also a personosaur and I miss my friend
I saw this masterpiece since its debut and i have watched it over and over. Flawless! It is my favorite dinosaur movie.
"I have a big head, and little arms! I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through."
Meet the robinsons référence
(Sorry for bad english,im french)
And,HAHAHA
**MasteEeEeEeR?**
@@manlyminotaur99gaming8 I was just about to type this quote, LOL!
Someone forgot to measure the critical dimensions. The critical dimensions of the reach of the adult T-Rex arms. :D
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had that line pop into their head
Funny how they made a second door gate for the Rex, but not an elevated handprint scanner lol
Second door was everyday necessity so they had it, but launching missile isn't everyday event so probably they missed it.
You've never met a real engineer then? ;)
These are the hidden usability errors that affect safety.
Well nobody really expected a T-Rex to win the election.
It's the kind of design flaw I think could actually happen to us humans, given the blunders that are sometimes made.
Dinos final moments.....choking that one coworker that you been dying to choke for years... had me on the floor laughing.
Incredible. A joke we've heard/seen a million times but still lands because of the strength of the execution.
HR said that the command center had to be at least 85% accessible, so they made the wall open up for big dinos, made the console computers small enough to see around the room, and made the front screen large enough to be viewed without perfect vision correction. An internal review revealed that the front authentication console included an accessibility oversight, however.
I will be honest, this should be either a movie or a TV series. That's how good this is.
@TheGreenEyedMonsterTruck I know both are meant to be humorous, but the last episode was horribly sad. I immediately thought of it after watching this.
This concept was in the final episode of Dinosaurs
Ask the dinosaurs to make you a time machine to go back to the early 90s to watch Dinosaurs TV show.
Like Moonfall? 😅
3:27 imagine all of life dying and you and your bro get the best seat in the house.
The flight goggles for the Pterodactyl are a brilliant touch.
As soon as I saw the T-rex, I knew exactly what was coming. Those engineers could have built his hand-print on a pedestal. Someone needs to fire those engineers... O h wait, it doesn't matter any more. Thank you for this - I enjoyed it.
LoL arguing about useless thing that won't change anything
In a way, they were, indeed, fired
@@doujapaohaokip9636 it wasn’t useless. It was just too late…
Exactly!
@@TheHeartMachine, it's more like fried....
Brilliant! And hilarious. I love the little cultural details like “JASA” and the cups of water shaking as the T-Rex manager approaches.
It should be CASA, though
The _Jurassic Park_ cup of water reference was a nice touch.
And I love that the various saurian races seem to be able to work together without ceaseless conflict. And here we humans can't even get along with members of _our own_ race.
@@craigcorson3036 we've built entire civilizations out of dirt by working together, what are you talking about?
And the intro theme: 2001 Space Odyssey
This short is better than any feature-length disney film we're getting and have gotten recently.
Just noticed the dino doing a little "dance" in the end of the world in the background. Dang, that's a whole other level.
something i personally admired was how the glasses on the dinosaurs actually worked as glasses, like at 1:35 you can see how realistic the magnification on them are without being too close to the typical cartoony way it’s done. that’s something i’ve been looking for recently that i think is really impressive
That's the difference between hand-drawn and modern computer rendered animation. Photorealistic effects such as image magnification through curved glass occur naturally as a consequence of the fact that the laws of reflection and refraction are an essential part of the raytracing mechanics. We are just getting better at recreating the laws of physics.
Not a big deal.
@@mersenne2486 it is they literally calculated photons
Love all the details in this. The water cup, the Wilhem scream, the Austin Powers absurd amount of time the elevator took, the fact they have HD screens and holo tablets but also use vintage computers for the engineers who happen to be Raptors for having a larger cognitive capacity (archeologists think so)
edit: The continent (Pangeia) also looks like a dinossaur head lol
I could have done without the Wilhelm scream but otherwise, I thought it was pretty great.
@@ZiddersRooFurry No, the Wilhelm scream is absolutely essential!
I believe it's paleontologists for studying that time period.
The landmass shaped like a dinosaur head could be a reference to the Primal Rage arcade game.
@@patricialessard8651 And you believe corretly!
This leaves me thinking at night...
Better than anything Disney put out in 20 years.
"T-Rex has small arms" -boring, basic, overused dinosaur joke.
"T-Rex was very well-respected, and worked with a Heinz Doodenshmirtz pterosaur and a huge cinder block of an ankylosaur in JASA, but due to an engineering oversight, the panel was not built to support his famous body structure." -new, clever, has more substance!
its still the same overused joke when you strip away the nonsense
@@thisisnotthechannelyourelo407 the joke is the same.
but the way it's executed is what makes it great.
One logical stupid question.
How did they scan his arm in the first place ?
I mean at work we have
Every 6 month.
Routine finger rescan.
For safety reasons .
-_- seems sus.. You I mean... The arm joke Is not boring to meh.. But Itz still good for an animation
@@fredvoid5976 I don't see how that makes me suspicious. You could've just said you disagree, but eh.
Make this a series please. Literally find someone to turn this into a whole show, oh my god.
How'd you continue from this?
Also, watch Jim Henson's Dinosaurs.
I'd do it but I would have the creators of Jurassic Park breaking down my door just to breath over my shoulder as I did. 'FBI open up!'
@@Chentzilla plot armor.
@@Chentzilla this would prob be the finale
So many small animations and shows out their with so much potential, it is a disgrace they are not getting series like this one should
Brilliant! Well thought out, well written and well animated. 10/10
Finally a documentation worth watching !
😳👍🏼💥
As a dinosaur I can confirm this is indeed how we went extinct.
Bro you're ghost
I'm sorry for your loss.
@@superherobandaa3496 No bro the is one of the Dino returned from moon
@Pay Me to be stupid no its triangular dummy
@Pay Me to be stupid if it was flat then ohio is not real.
1:51 - That is an AMAZING attention to detail, the way the underling dinos bounce off the floor slightly off-beat from one another in accordance with their distance from the T-Rex stomps!
T-rexes weighed around 8 tons.
Good eye. Completely missed that
Amazing, but inaccurate. The shockwave would propogate at the speed of sound in the material. Looks like a steel floor. Assuming they were 10 meters away from each other, that would only be .003 seconds, well less than the .03 seconds per video frame. I know right, who would have expected such inaccuracies in a short about dinosaur space agencies?
@@TheMetalButcher granted, but it's not as inaccurate as the portrayal of species.
It's art, bro. You must understand that art is about expressing a concept emotively, it's not about logic at all.
@@TheMetalButcher so earthquakes travel at that speed as well? Due to the huge mass involved and the inertia of the material, I would expect something a bit slower then sound
As a UX Designer I feel really represented by this masterpiece!
The Climax was unpredictable and Jasa 😂😂😂😂😂
"But why dont we ever see clothes on the dinosaurs we find in fossils?"
We keep finding nudist colonies that took regular mud bathes
Or the clothes dissapear becausr of the progress of time
Acceptable..
Or the clothes burned when the astroid hit
@@charles-rr5be truei gues
Thing they think are feathers on rexes are actually fossilized clothes.
Just perfect! I liked how the gags were setup with cultural references; the watercup ripples, JASA, ect.
etc.
That rocket launch panel wasn’t given proper certifications for installation. Whoever designed it didn’t want dinosaurs surviving an asteroid strike
@@thegammingbolaschannel7529 mammals built it
The way the dinosaur looks at the asteroid and then the earth gives off a very distinct *OH SHIT* vibe. 0:34
Small Armstrong: "That's one small leap for a raptor, one giant jump for dino-kind!"
Not long from now people are going to find a couple of dinasaur fossils on the moon. And if anyone wonders how they got there ... Just watch this short movie...
I haven't finished watching it but my theory is that they come back to earth and then that's how we get birds
Well, technically our pre-ancestors came from the same period as the dinosaurs, so does that mean the lizards on the moon is some kind of meta commentary? *mind blown*
Wait, doesn't that mean we're all lizard people? Yes, RUclips, I'm TOTALLY joking! Kinda (still joking). XD
i think being radiated for 65 million years would just make anything they left in the moon turn to dust.....
@@Viirrvill stuff doesn't rot on the moon. There are no saprophages, or even water or wind to wear things down
"Why aren't you [pressing the button]?"
"I have a big head... And little arms... I'm just not quite sure how well this plan was thought through."
- 'Meet the Robinsons', 2007
I loved that movie!!!
Bruh you just copied another comment. Linda sad tbh.
"General?" *Holds tail all cute like*
😂🤣🤣
I liked the two having a last-second f*** just before death!
T-Rex: "I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was though out."
1:55 I love how the Anky has himself a chuckle here
Wow that was subtle
Now *this* is what “The Good Dinosaur” should have been!
Yes Yoshi indeed
this can be sequel XD
Muito criativo
Qualidade gráfica impressionante ❤
This is better than any movie to ever be made. Film making perfection!
“Based on true story”
I mean technically they’re not wrong
yes
This is our path. We love destroying things. The Earth will be the last toy.
@@koatlsin Nah man we’ll just kill ourselves off. The Earth has survived worse lol
@@Random_Person.-. Yeah like, I find it funny when people think the microbial presence that is mankind will do anything to earth.
The species could have survived as long as they could reproduce. The last nail in the coffin was Reptile Dysfunction.
Larry Niven said “The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program." Apparently he was almost right.
The inclusion of Also sprach Zarathustra by Strauss as the theme music for this film about the end of the dinos was the same music in the beginning of the movie 2001 Space Odyssey. What a great selection to use.
the wilheim scream. Stellar.
These guys should get hired to do a remake of The Terrible Thunderlizards. I'd buy the DVD.
yea. thunderlizard, i miss those cartoon. special force dinasour.
This could EASILY be a full length movie. XD
Holy sh*t wrath its you :D
Indeed
@@petersinkworking6198 I am everywhere.
Would be awesome!
And it's called "uh oh it's monke time"
As a dinosaurist I give it the most genuine, honest and true incident
Dinosaur-Astronauts? Now I have seen EVERYTHING.
The look of the two astrodinos on the moon at the end.... priceless. And also a lot of allusions to other movies, this is my favorite vid on YT for the time being :-D
poor guys. what a shitty way to go.
The conversation between them: "Are you a female?" "No I'm a male too, females weren't deemed necessary for this mission." Together: "Oh crap!"
This had so many little easter eggs and jokes within jokes. I had to rewind the video and watch several times. at 2:58 check out what 2 of them are doing on the right side. LMFAO! XD and poor President T-Rex. Oldest dino joke in the world with those small arms.
XD i didnt notice that one
“The true story”, is what really sold me 😂
"I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through..."😂
General Tyrone Rexa: *“You need to keep both fingers open!”*
I understood that reference
Alternative ending: The pteranodon bites the president's hands off, scans, the machine accepts, and launches the rockets- all of them, and destroys the asteroid, only to find out there was a second bigger asteroid that would hit what we know now as the gulf of mexico.
Funfact:
There are strong indications that there was a second even bigger meteor than the Gulf of Mexico one that left an underwater crater West of India.
@@nickkorkodylas5005 Thank you for that Info, didnt knew that actually
The comments keep piling new info I never knew. Wicked.
@@nickkorkodylas5005
So in other words, the universe wanted the dinosaurs to die so badly that it sent 3 world-ending super meteors at ancient Earth, just to make sure the job was done 3 times over.
@@nickkorkodylas5005 I believe you are referring to the Deccan traps. If so, I'm pretty sure those are volcanic in origin.
This was incredible, thank you!
The 2 grunts deciding to have an end of the world fuck were probably the smartest one in that room
Having the Ankylosaur as general of the armed force was genius
From the moment I saw the control panel I knew it was over. 😂 This was so good! The render, the lighting, the animation, the gags, the story, the pacing. Absolutely well done! 👏👏👏
Hahaha That was the most creative short ive seen in a long time.
Once it's on the internet, it's here for life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To make this thing make more sense, I'm gonna say that it was an old model, only designed for raptor sized dinosaurs. It's not their fault that they got a new boss who happened to be a T-rex.
But the pad clearly only has two fingers?
@@austinhinton3944 They updated the biometrics but not the hardware.
Too bad they had lizard brains!
@@austinhinton3944 it's a touchscreen, it can adapt to whatever fingerprint you want the software to read. Just like the touchscreens of new phones can detect our fingerprints, some fingertips have 139 strakes, others have 230, some have the shape of a wave, others the shape of a spiral.
I am glad we are able to understand their 65million years old technology and debate it.
Seeing a T-Rex in a suit alone was worth the price of admission.
This has got to be the best short I've ever seen!
I loved the details following the technician being knocked out by the tablet. Falling off the edge, the president & general glancing at him, the claw raising again and so on.
Plot twist: the console's design was sabotaged by mamals...
"Long live the king"
Said the lion
2nd plot twist: The Wilhelms managed to survive too...
Shows 'Rat' thing chewing on some cable somewhere
@@polarisraven5613 Scrat, maybe?...
@@polarisraven5613 Nah, prequel short of a team of rats doing a Mission:Impossible style infiltration to change the blueprints.
The humor in this short movie takes overused jokes and makes them funny again. Great stuff!
Level of detail is enormous.
Oh, the Wilhelm scream that in absolutely every video
We need more dinosaur films like this.
"one small step for dinosaur"
"one big leap for dinokind"
with a trip and fall after the leap...
The CCCD would have spent 50 roubles on a pencil and a piece of paper saying "fire". JASSA blew milliions on complex tech again.
Thanks for making a brilliant movie, awesome!!!!
AKA "The Silurian Hypothess". This was fun. Nice Wilhelm Scream.
This deserves far, far, far, far more views!
The dinosaurs left on the moon, eventually traveled to the Delta Quadrant to continue their evolution an eventually became the Voth: the rest is history.
Love that Star Trek: Voyager reference.
LOL...how funny ...i just watched a clip of that episode earlier today. Then this gets recommended....the internet knows...LMAO
@@vickiechandler3112 There's also that new Jurassic World sequel coming out next year.
Or they were discovered by the galactic nation and evolve into their cell security in lilo and stich
@@vickiechandler3112 the Matrix has you
The fact that they included the Wilhelm scream was just icing on the cake! 👌😂😂
To think it all ended because no one considered chopping off the arm
Heck, just bite it off!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's right!
The marine general on his left could have just tore or bitten it clean off.:::(
Or just laying down horizontally
Exactly! It’s not like he’s using his arms for anything anyway.
2:29 is when it dawned on me lmao, I just went "OHMYGAWDHISARMSAREGONNABETOOSHORT."
SO funny, great story!
This needs to be a show
I laughed so hard at that launch scene that I choked on my coffee
I guess, T-Rex could reach the button, if he approached console with his right side, not frontally.
Or looked up
Military are for fighting, not thinking. :)
@@adamw.8579 You would think the scientist pteranodon have thought of that but nope
That would require breaking his arm by bending it in a way it could not
@@adamw.8579 You would think that, if you knew nothing of what a strategy is.
Fun fact, T-rex has arms whose palms pointed inwards and thus, could not bend to face downward without breaking his arm. The setup was screwed even if they had planned for his short arms
Excactly.
Should've just based it around his foot so he could step on it, easy fix.
Wifi padd.
"I have a big head and tiny arms - I'm not sure this design was fully thought through!"
I like that the army guy is an Ankylosaurus, an animal sometimes described as a “living tank”.
"Looks like we're going to need to repopulate the Earth"
"But we're both males?"
"Oh"
"We should have planned ahead"
lmaoooo
"Doesn't mean we can't try. Wink, wink."
@@DavidLS1 no homo
@@ToastyMcToast786 FYI, that's an offensive saying.
@@DavidLS1 no its not?
The fact that all of the dinosaurs shown (or at least, organisms whose body plans are shown) actually went extinct around 66 mya is a really nice touch
Did you notice the correct continental layout on the globe?
And all are from North America too so it makes sense they’re in the US army.
and yet they called it JASA for Jurassic.
@@yerman0564 NASA is not the US Army lol
@@LittleMissSmallPaw true, but the Ankylosaurus is in a military uniform and salutes the T-Rex.
bruh this so good
it got the humor of the era back then with that one penguins "work together" short
soundtrack's also a banger
And this is why accommodations for different people are important
This kind of makes me think about the old live action Dinosaurs series