Weekend Update: The Couple You Can't Believe Are Together - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 2 месяца назад +20382

    "She was at the bar watching Steven Universe on her phone" was a personal attack.

    • @diosmanijuarez
      @diosmanijuarez 2 месяца назад +756

      “Is this play about us?”

    • @hisokacranel7268
      @hisokacranel7268 2 месяца назад +150

      @@diosmanijuarezhe sounds like Ember Island Players Toph too 😂😂😂

    • @garrenshot
      @garrenshot 2 месяца назад +9

      Hahahahah ​@@diosmanijuarez

    • @OhMiaGod
      @OhMiaGod 2 месяца назад +122

      I've never felt so called out before.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 месяца назад +67

      How? Yeah, it is kinda late for SNL to reference that show since it's not on anymore, but it probably still airs in reruns and on streaming. Plus, I wouldn't be surprised if Jane Wickline actually likes that show. She seems like the kind of person who would watch it unironically.

  • @moand7862
    @moand7862 2 месяца назад +21201

    We all know this couple. They're the ones that stay married forever. Bring them back.

    • @ODUBlue
      @ODUBlue 2 месяца назад +283

      You’re not wrong

    • @ChrisJohnson-cj1zi
      @ChrisJohnson-cj1zi 2 месяца назад +5

      @@ODUBlueo

    • @RBLK89
      @RBLK89 2 месяца назад +382

      "Opposites attract, it's science "

    • @jessiegopalsamy
      @jessiegopalsamy 2 месяца назад +294

      @@RBLK89 "like magnets for example"

    • @plebiansociety
      @plebiansociety 2 месяца назад

      I am this couple. When we met 28 years ago I did on-site promotions for an unnamed major beer company, and she was a special needs elementary school teacher. It really is amazing how much anal brings a couple together.

  • @bigjsquare1988
    @bigjsquare1988 2 месяца назад +11302

    I need a full sketch with this couple. I feel we only scratched the surface here 😂

    • @alexarihani2902
      @alexarihani2902 2 месяца назад +416

      The wedding, the baby shower, the couples counseling sessions

    • @bigjsquare1988
      @bigjsquare1988 2 месяца назад +12

      @alexarihani2902 love it all!

    • @chriserony
      @chriserony 2 месяца назад +159

      I don’t want a sketch, I want to go to their house for football and cartoons. 10/10 they would have made great appetizers

    • @joshhurst9770
      @joshhurst9770 2 месяца назад +31

      Honestly they should be th e next snl movie

    • @misstocoa2766
      @misstocoa2766 2 месяца назад +12

      I was thinking something similar. This could definitely be reoccurring

  • @samanthaarredondo8237
    @samanthaarredondo8237 2 месяца назад +7286

    Okay but I actually love them. I know she's probably trying not to break but every time she smiles it's feels like she's just totally happy with how supportive, proud, and encouraging he is of her!

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess 2 месяца назад +169

      Yeah, it totally worked.

    • @armitchell86
      @armitchell86 2 месяца назад +108

      Thank you for saying this because I honestly was not sure and it made the sketch better for me.

    • @jayabee
      @jayabee 2 месяца назад +10

      Yes.

    • @halfassfashion
      @halfassfashion 2 месяца назад +1

      strong, supportive short king

    • @MC-yt1uv
      @MC-yt1uv Месяц назад +45

      Yeah, he is loud and can't really read a room but he supports her interests and is proud of her accomplishments. And he doesn't belittle her for things like watching cartoons in a club (presumably she was forced to go with friends) or for dressing in a bland style. He is honestly better than 90% of boyfriends out there.

  • @yoshilu7451
    @yoshilu7451 2 месяца назад +8010

    Jane's fake booty on Temu line is so good. The whole sketch is really a setup for this punchline, and it totally works cause you know the quiet thoughtful nerd girl has been coming up with comebacks in her head since highschool and is just looking for an opportunity to deal them out like playing cards.

    • @alexarihani2902
      @alexarihani2902 2 месяца назад +308

      She’s sharp and quick but doesn’t get into drama or conflict and isn't social so there no place for the wit to shine

    • @Moonraker23
      @Moonraker23 2 месяца назад +36

      I feel so heard

    • @yoshilu7451
      @yoshilu7451 2 месяца назад +41

      In a future Weekend Update I better hear "…and now to give their take on the subject, The Couple You Can't Believe Are Together!"

    • @hollymessenger4486
      @hollymessenger4486 2 месяца назад +4

      😂

    • @evildeerghost
      @evildeerghost 2 месяца назад +5

      she held back

  • @chrisno5023
    @chrisno5023 2 месяца назад +12684

    tbh as a really shy weird poet girl i'd love this kind of guy to react to my poems in this way hahhaha

    • @RC.41
      @RC.41 2 месяца назад +40

      😍

    • @MsNatiBug
      @MsNatiBug 2 месяца назад +255

      I think one will. Girls like that always get guys like that, in my experience.

    • @KATZFEY
      @KATZFEY 2 месяца назад +295

      NICE TO MEET YOU, EPHEMERAL!

    • @17thknight
      @17thknight 2 месяца назад +278

      That's what makes this so great. He's not a toxic dude. He's super supportive.

    • @nikkibee187
      @nikkibee187 2 месяца назад +66

      haha I was thinking the same thing. I have a math nerd boyfriend who doesn't understand poetry or creative writing instead, and just reacts in confusion to my work.

  • @AliciaChenaux
    @AliciaChenaux 2 месяца назад +11645

    "Hi, I'm Alyssa." "Nice to meet you, Alyssa. I'm in love." When I tell you that line would have 100% worked on me. 😂 This is so so cute!

    • @wkatc007
      @wkatc007 2 месяца назад +154

      See you in da club on “Trap Night” 😊

    • @LumiEditss
      @LumiEditss 2 месяца назад

      @@wkatc007 in da clerb

    • @MsFoil2425
      @MsFoil2425 2 месяца назад +17

      She seems more like an Alissa to me!

    • @aprilsunshine3108
      @aprilsunshine3108 2 месяца назад +26

      Absolutely, Corny and Cheesy pick up lines leads straight to my heart! ☺☺♥♥

    • @Jetstuff89
      @Jetstuff89 2 месяца назад +8

      But your name is Alicia, not Alyssa.

  • @ShadowTheFosterCat
    @ShadowTheFosterCat 2 месяца назад +3170

    As someone who got a PhD in an obscure field and who has an extroverted sports bro boyfriend who read my published papers to prepare for our first dates, I feel this skit in my soul.

    • @lailimade
      @lailimade 2 месяца назад +92

      awwwwwwww

    • @robinhollinger3531
      @robinhollinger3531 Месяц назад +154

      STOP IT that's the cutest thing ever 😊

    • @THEE_Kisywisy
      @THEE_Kisywisy Месяц назад +63

      I literally smiled reading this. Awwwwwwwwww

    • @oj3730
      @oj3730 Месяц назад +60

      Now that's commitment, as a someone going through the process to be a phd sometimes I'm tired to read the published papers I have to go through bc of work imagine doing that for a first date lol

    • @JessicaFloresM
      @JessicaFloresM Месяц назад +20

      You won in life! ❤

  • @abbysomnia624
    @abbysomnia624 2 месяца назад +2945

    "WHERE DID THAT OLD MAN COME FROM, COLIN?" at 2:21 got me lmfao. That couple is endgame fr

    • @CardboardMarzipan
      @CardboardMarzipan 2 месяца назад +65

      I was dying lol. Marcello almost broke, but recovered quickly.

    • @yoshilu7451
      @yoshilu7451 2 месяца назад +32

      The way he puffs his cheeks to keep it in 😂​@@CardboardMarzipan

    • @Adnamalotte
      @Adnamalotte 2 месяца назад +5

      I clicked on the comments right when he said this and saw your comment😂

    • @drumkick2315
      @drumkick2315 Месяц назад +3

      Yes, such a good line.

    • @kathrynhaught630
      @kathrynhaught630 5 дней назад +1

      And the funny thing is that's what an English professor would say, although not quite so loudly. "Class, who is the old man? Why is he watching?"

  • @ntcnetwork9934
    @ntcnetwork9934 2 месяца назад +1169

    I like that she looked like she genuinely liked him the whole time and wasn’t annoyed.

    • @kristinal5724
      @kristinal5724 23 дня назад +9

      Thats how my bf and I are, tho not this extreme of course....but I'm an introvert and I actually like that he takes the spotlight off me when we are in social situations. Some women would definitely find that annoying, but not me.

    • @elocinaqui24
      @elocinaqui24 12 дней назад +4

      yeah I know it’s acting but she actually looked at him so sweetly

    • @ntcnetwork9934
      @ntcnetwork9934 12 дней назад

      @ yup

  • @Bringmethehorizondude
    @Bringmethehorizondude 2 месяца назад +15234

    This was surprisingly wholesome and hilarious in equal measure

    • @richzip
      @richzip 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@connorstevens8020 wow this comedy bit sure triggered you, didn't it, "bruh"?

    • @lucydonohue4919
      @lucydonohue4919 2 месяца назад +15

      Ikr? I kept cackling in between "awe"s 🥹🤣🥹

    • @adamk.7177
      @adamk.7177 2 месяца назад +4

      @@richzip So triggered he deleted his message out of embarrassment

    • @Eric-vr8mc
      @Eric-vr8mc 2 месяца назад

      Adam Rich, you collecting the most shame..?
      Did you ever see Hurly Burly, in the gutter looking down?

    • @Eric-vr8mc
      @Eric-vr8mc 2 месяца назад

      Adam Rich, you ever see Hurly Burly?
      In the gutter, looking down..

  • @umhellabella
    @umhellabella 2 месяца назад +13034

    I love how Marcello always commits 110% to the bit in whatever sketch he’s in. Best addition to SNL in a looong time fr

    • @stevealexander1041
      @stevealexander1041 2 месяца назад +153

      Since Bowen

    • @umhellabella
      @umhellabella 2 месяца назад +72

      @ yes def Bowen is also incredible

    • @ShatteredAutomaton
      @ShatteredAutomaton 2 месяца назад +95

      Legit two comedians who definitely deserve to be there. I've felt like that about Alex Moffat and Mikey Day

    • @michaelbayer5094
      @michaelbayer5094 2 месяца назад +31

      And, thank God, Al Pacino has done dozens of movies for Marcello to imitate.

    • @freepoco2
      @freepoco2 2 месяца назад +30

      He just kind of yells imo

  • @TheLordRam05
    @TheLordRam05 2 месяца назад +3707

    This feels like the kind of couple you would see on a sitcom used as an added element for the main characters to interact with while we watch these two just have a healthy and loving relationship.

    • @TheLordRam05
      @TheLordRam05 2 месяца назад +195

      Like we slowly see the progession of them being together then have a small arc of the guy proposing to her, then the wedding, then a kid. During which the main sitcom cast is struggling to do anything and has tons of bad relationships and drama. Its great, this skit is a favorite!

    • @prastarkeepers
      @prastarkeepers 2 месяца назад +35

      So, Rigby and Eileen?

    • @TheLordRam05
      @TheLordRam05 2 месяца назад +5

      @@prastarkeepers yes

    • @macmccarter9921
      @macmccarter9921 2 месяца назад +2

      @@prastarkeepersthat’s what I was thinking

    • @chelsye4929
      @chelsye4929 2 месяца назад +21

      Not exact, but reminds me Jason and Janet from The Good Place

  • @RobertoLawyerMark
    @RobertoLawyerMark 2 месяца назад +679

    His hand signs as if she were dropping BARS! Hahahaha loved this one

    • @haroharo57
      @haroharo57 2 месяца назад +16

      And his faces hahahahah

    • @KChantelle92
      @KChantelle92 4 дня назад

      That was too funny!! Honestly this skit was really cute and wholesome with how they support each other!

  • @margicates553
    @margicates553 2 месяца назад +1943

    Golden retriever adhd boy, low affect night empathy autistic girl.
    Tale as old as time.
    🥰

    • @kimrussell9662
      @kimrussell9662 2 месяца назад +109

      It’s April and Andy!

    • @Tanya-0422
      @Tanya-0422 2 месяца назад +3

      Hahahaha I loved this comment yes!

    • @sideshowmob
      @sideshowmob 2 месяца назад +3

      high empathy and autistic are oxymorons.

    • @margicates553
      @margicates553 2 месяца назад +22

      @ thank you
      You’re right, lots of people think that true. But if you look into all the different ways of being on the spectrum you’ll find that many autistic people have very high empathy.
      It’s a common assumption that autistic people don’t understand or feel things. But that’s incorrect. We understand and feel things differently.
      If you’d like to learn more look up “the double empathy problem”!
      There so much we’re only beginning to understand about neurodivergent brains, research is finally starting to catch up with our lived experience. ✨

    • @sideshowmob
      @sideshowmob 2 месяца назад +1

      @@margicates553 low empathy have nothing to do with not understand or feel things. and the double emapthy theory is not well studied and definitive.

  • @joegriffin2000
    @joegriffin2000 2 месяца назад +3145

    jane going "and i was like 'hey, im alyssa'." was SO funny

    • @Nimsshow
      @Nimsshow 2 месяца назад +97

      I really laughed at how all of her lines sound like they end halfway through. Especially 1:36 where she trails off after “graveyards” 😂

    • @bonnieb9238
      @bonnieb9238 2 месяца назад

      Qtf no it wasnt. U got some brown on ur nose

  • @ramirezproductions0826
    @ramirezproductions0826 2 месяца назад +24101

    All jokes aside, the fact that Marcello’s boyfriend character is genuinely supportive of Jane’s girlfriend character despite their differences absolutely warms my heart. ❤️☺️

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 2 месяца назад +358

      And that’s why he’s my husband.

    • @lisa2000geese
      @lisa2000geese 2 месяца назад +441

      Yes, I can totally believe these characters are a couple based on how much they clearly like and support each other!

    • @davidleedutton
      @davidleedutton 2 месяца назад +255

      Yes. They're an adorable couple, and I absolutely can believe they're together.

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 2 месяца назад

      Again, you are a child. This is fictional, written by a group of writers. You have zero real life experience and you will nae gain any here jesse. Open a window, go outdoors, have real life experiences not involving peanut butter sandwiches because anyone who has mastered life, filmmaking, relationships with other humans did it in person, not online hiding behind a fake persona.

    • @Botothe.e
      @Botothe.e 2 месяца назад +33

      The fact that anyone could find this type of personality remotely charming is honestly astounding. Society has a a lot of work to do.

  • @raynacarraway440
    @raynacarraway440 2 месяца назад +5272

    Watching Steven Universe in the club got me good omg 😂. Ik it's just a bit, but their relationship was genuinely really sweet! Grant gassing his girl up over the smallest things, and Alyssa in return being protective over her man despite her quiet personality. They seem like a great match and I wish nothing but the best for these two fictional characters lmao

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 месяца назад +84

      I never thought I'd hear SNL mention "Steven Universe" in any capacity, but here we are. Plus, Jane Wickline does seem like the kind of person who would love that cartoon, but not be one of those rabid fans that ruins it for everyone.

    • @patroberts5449
      @patroberts5449 2 месяца назад +26

      I’d like to see episodes of when they recall meeting each others family’s, getting engaged and getting married😂😂😂

    • @kurt_laflipperflabber
      @kurt_laflipperflabber 2 месяца назад +10

      It is very sweet, they kinda remind me of my partner and I (not nearly as stark in differences though lol). My love and I are both introverts at heart, but while they can be more outgoing and social, I almost always hide in my house watching 'Steven Universe' on my laptop XD

    • @ericsilberman1416
      @ericsilberman1416 2 месяца назад +19

      one can only hope that one day, Alyssa joins him for a session of Soul Cycle on the tarmac at LaGuardia

    • @tamathabrumley927
      @tamathabrumley927 2 месяца назад +2

      @@ericsilberman1416 I want to see the episode where he goes to a sherry hour at the university

  • @aynmnys2459
    @aynmnys2459 2 месяца назад +279

    I am an English teacher. I want to play this sketch for my students and say, "If you cannot respond to a poem like he does, you are not committed enough." Love this--Hernandez has certainly carved out a place for himself on SNL. He's going far.

  • @Kmichaelcook87
    @Kmichaelcook87 2 месяца назад +510

    1:51 “I’m getting my masters in 18th century graveyards.” 😂

    • @gentrapp4177
      @gentrapp4177 2 месяца назад +17

      Sounds pretty interesting ngl😏

    • @Jennifer-my5dm
      @Jennifer-my5dm Месяц назад

      @@gentrapp4177 It does. I actually read an article in Bust Magazine that was about recipes that are etched on people's grave stones. It was pretty interesting.

  • @DuoForbidden
    @DuoForbidden 2 месяца назад +7275

    I would genuinely love to see them come back on Weekend Update. Marcello and Jane just play this perfectly.

    • @figuenew
      @figuenew 2 месяца назад +38

      and I support this message.

    • @Ze_Moose
      @Ze_Moose 2 месяца назад +34

      That poem was FIRE 🔥 😂

    • @djcj
      @djcj 2 месяца назад +9

      YESS!

    • @toobi-froot
      @toobi-froot 2 месяца назад +17

      He is killing me and she is trying so hard not to laugh😂😂😂

    • @AnoNymous-dh2sv
      @AnoNymous-dh2sv 2 месяца назад +4

      could be a movie, adventures in america.

  • @irlcamila
    @irlcamila 2 месяца назад +1287

    "nice to meet you, ephemeral" LMFAOOOOO that got me good

    • @chadlatta3042
      @chadlatta3042 2 месяца назад +28

      I like that she doesn't even feel the need to correct him of his perspective, she's like yup that's his take on it. And moves on with her beautiful life.

  • @kimberlyyoung458
    @kimberlyyoung458 2 месяца назад +1693

    Isn't it sweet how not only does he listen to her poetry, but he remembers it❤❤❤

    • @LeoP2008
      @LeoP2008 Месяц назад +6

      Right?!? Like…can I have one?!? 😂

  • @ladylannisterxo
    @ladylannisterxo 2 месяца назад +462

    "I would love to hear more or perhaps exclusively from Alyssa" absolutely sent me 😂
    I hope they keep bringing this segment back, I couldn't stop laughing!

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 2 месяца назад +7

      I was waiting for him follow that up with the explanation of “Alyssa, you’re cute and smart how did you end up with this rave in human form?”

    • @MC-yt1uv
      @MC-yt1uv Месяц назад +4

      @@MalloryNewcomb I mean he is loud and a bit obnoxious, but he is also fully supportive of her and doesn't belittle her. She could honestly do much worse. Especially if he calms down a bit as he gets older.

  • @imabeautifulsaladbowl
    @imabeautifulsaladbowl 2 месяца назад +139

    2:03 IM CRYINGGG he’s being so supportive 😭😭

  • @christya2488
    @christya2488 2 месяца назад +6431

    The funniest line of this entire skit: "Did you buy that fake booty on Temu, you Dusty b****."😂😂😂

    • @Pyrethryn
      @Pyrethryn 2 месяца назад +284

      Glad Jane got a few good lines. She's really funny, they just need to find spots where she can shine.

    • @LaughingSaint66
      @LaughingSaint66 2 месяца назад +29

      I know you’re gonna use it next time😂😂

    • @blackbird5634
      @blackbird5634 2 месяца назад +97

      I have NO IDEA where or when I'll EVER need this line, but it's going into the file right now!🤣

    • @arabwaluigi5248
      @arabwaluigi5248 2 месяца назад +5

      I really didn’t think it was funny at all

    • @The5425177
      @The5425177 2 месяца назад +25

      Opposites attract. I actually KNOW this couple but genders are reversed. 😂

  • @macazootie
    @macazootie 2 месяца назад +3047

    I do so love how he hypes her up, regardless of their staggering incompatibility

    • @BrianMoore-h6i
      @BrianMoore-h6i 2 месяца назад +374

      Each makes up for what the other lacks. I find them staggeringly compatible.

    • @annaeverette8960
      @annaeverette8960 2 месяца назад +189

      having different interests isn't incompatibility.

    • @robgronotte1
      @robgronotte1 2 месяца назад +51

      They both love music!

    • @salamandah69
      @salamandah69 2 месяца назад +19

      I also disagree. I think he could motivate her to come out of her shell and be more confident. It could work if they also respect their boundaries

    • @Oonagh72
      @Oonagh72 2 месяца назад +10

      They will never out grow each other.

  • @peaseblossom4252
    @peaseblossom4252 2 месяца назад +5015

    Why am I totally rooting for them?! So cute! 🥰

    • @markkostka6897
      @markkostka6897 2 месяца назад +25

      totally so totally

    • @ugaaccountant
      @ugaaccountant 2 месяца назад +23

      Because this is Taylor and Travis if they weren’t famous

    • @lynnthames7711
      @lynnthames7711 2 месяца назад +1

      I adore them!

    • @Lotts_07
      @Lotts_07 2 месяца назад +4

      sam ehre, same here. Like im shipping them now. I know that opposites attract is cliche but like sometimes it jst works!! This is so acted so well. ❤

    • @CLB134
      @CLB134 2 месяца назад +13

      @@ugaaccountantnot really, Taylor isn’t a soft-spoken nerdy girl & Travis doesn’t have Grant’s wholesome vibes, he has mean, d-bag vibes

  • @christopherfoerstel9116
    @christopherfoerstel9116 2 месяца назад +159

    Interrupting a poem to hype it up is such a great gag I never would’ve thought of😂😂

  • @anamaldooli
    @anamaldooli 2 месяца назад +414

    Colin wheezing at 0:49 because Marcello can rock these ridiculous characters like it's no one's business

    • @georgiabundick
      @georgiabundick 2 месяца назад +4

      EL SA-BA-DO GI-GAN-TE

    • @relentlesseducator
      @relentlesseducator Месяц назад

      He’s so annoying tho

    • @Kjos_jax
      @Kjos_jax Месяц назад

      Actually he laughed at her saying magnets lol but ok

  • @daynab33
    @daynab33 2 месяца назад +1960

    If only we all had someone so loudly and completely in our corner. 😊

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 2 месяца назад +4

      No thanks.

    • @SCA1273
      @SCA1273 25 дней назад

      @@OMGWTFLOLSMHyour person doesn’t have to be loud but they should be completely in your corner.

  • @thekiss2083
    @thekiss2083 2 месяца назад +2567

    Absolutely heroic effort from Jane not to break here 😂

    • @dominickscalpi5686
      @dominickscalpi5686 2 месяца назад +100

      @2:25 He almost loses it too! You can see his cheeks puff up like he's trying to swallow a huge burst of laughter 😂☠️

    • @yoshilu7451
      @yoshilu7451 2 месяца назад +42

      The best thing is if they do break they can just pretend it's just cause they're *that* in love 😂

    • @dalestark9505
      @dalestark9505 11 дней назад

      of course - she's not a professional anything. she's a joke. she hasn't paid nearly enough dues to be allowed to break.

  • @jackie41083
    @jackie41083 2 месяца назад +1630

    They’re like every extrovert-introvert couple with different interests. I CAN believe they’re together 😂

  • @betsyb
    @betsyb 2 месяца назад +260

    the way he delivers “watching steven universe on her phone” always gets me

  • @51Saffron
    @51Saffron 2 месяца назад +112

    Yes, I have know a few couples like this. One was a very enthusiastic social guy who was funny and cracking jokes, pretty good looking. His wife was quiet, wasn't very fashionable and awkward in company but he loved her to bits.

  • @mikadre121
    @mikadre121 2 месяца назад +894

    and they are probably the healthiest couple. He doesn't understand what she's doing, but he's supportive, she loves him the way he is...#goals

  • @Goblinkatie
    @Goblinkatie 2 месяца назад +949

    I really love the duality of their energy.
    Jane is an absolute beast to be able to hold her own against full throttle Marcello.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 месяца назад

      See? She's not just some generic quirky white girl that SNL hired for no reason.

    • @nurseae4586
      @nurseae4586 2 месяца назад +2

      Drunk on jet fuel😂

  • @1984watchr
    @1984watchr 2 месяца назад +591

    This is actually extremely cute how we have all seen this phenomenon. It's both unbelievable that they are together, but also transforms into the vibe of, "but of course! ... who else would be right for either of them?" two very oddly shaped puzzle pieces that work by fitting together in the most oddball perfect way!. His reaction to her poetry though... i want a man to react to ANY part of me just in the way this guy reacts to her reading a few lines of "poetry." cute skit

  • @Janehaver
    @Janehaver 2 месяца назад +128

    2 people, accepting each other exactly as they are. It's beautiful

  • @anthonylicausi3566
    @anthonylicausi3566 2 месяца назад +159

    The fact that Che & Colin are laughing off camera the minute Marcello starts yelling is just the best. Also great job by Jane as the funny silent comedic straight woman.

    • @oliverdelica2289
      @oliverdelica2289 Месяц назад +1

      As someone who was still bummed by Chloe T's departure, this sketch actually won me over with her straight person act

  • @Nikolapoleon
    @Nikolapoleon 2 месяца назад +1011

    I've met couples like this; I don't find it surprising at all. We look for in others, I think, what we can't find in ourselves; that's what makes someone's spouse or significant other their "other half."

    • @kyleowsen
      @kyleowsen 2 месяца назад +153

      Like magnets for example

    • @connorstevens8020
      @connorstevens8020 2 месяца назад +6

      I hate it

    • @aysuppatruck6185
      @aysuppatruck6185 2 месяца назад +22

      It gets crazy as you get older too. People start getting divorced and rebounding with someone from high school that they weren't compatible with then, and certainly aren't now outside of having one thing in common. Kids and an ex-spouse they can bitch about together.
      I'm starting to think the Brady Bunch was too real and ahead of its time cause I see that so often now.

    • @connorstevens8020
      @connorstevens8020 2 месяца назад +2

      @ u r right man!! I see it all the time!!

    • @rugr82day
      @rugr82day 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@connorstevens8020, don't hate. Lots of nice girls don't want "nice" guys and rather a fun guy. It's only a problem if they pick a "bad boy" for thrills.

  • @TheToonMonkey
    @TheToonMonkey 2 месяца назад +8038

    The irony of Colin introducing this😂😂😂

  • @kaushikanantharaman4215
    @kaushikanantharaman4215 2 месяца назад +602

    Marcelo hits it out of the park EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. He is amazing

    • @Shmancyfancy536
      @Shmancyfancy536 2 месяца назад +3

      He just does the same thing over and over though.

    • @KevinPooley1
      @KevinPooley1 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Shmancyfancy536yep…it’s gotten so old

    • @eaterdrinker000
      @eaterdrinker000 2 месяца назад

      So, everyone, he's the male Latino Kate McKinnon.

    • @dylancooper3690
      @dylancooper3690 2 месяца назад +5

      @@KevinPooley1 Absolutely right. At least he was trying something new with this character. It had nothing to do with him being Spanish.

  • @VnayKarr
    @VnayKarr 2 месяца назад +71

    Both Marcello and Jane were so sweet....the way she looks at him and how he supports her

    • @robgronotte1
      @robgronotte1 2 месяца назад +7

      I'm guessing she legitimately has a crush on Marcello. I'm a straight man and I almost have one myself! But I also have one on Jane.

  • @Bubblesinthesky11
    @Bubblesinthesky11 Месяц назад +16

    Hes her hype beast and she loves him for it. You just know he’s encouraging her to be honest and open and communicative and is careful to tone it down for important conversations. And he gives her the courage to get out and be herself because she don’t need to be loud when he can be loud for the both of them.

  • @thekaysev
    @thekaysev 2 месяца назад +1162

    Nah for real grant here is like hella supportive of his girl 😂

  • @ManateeMentality
    @ManateeMentality 2 месяца назад +568

    Marcelo makes me laugh so much. And the way his veins are almost exploding out of his neck at 2:21. He always commits to the bit.

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 2 месяца назад +505

    This how I want my marriage to be: *loud and poetic.*

    • @ericsilberman1416
      @ericsilberman1416 2 месяца назад +7

      @OvSpP "epic rap battles of history," Fred Durst (21st century) vs. Emily Dickinson (1880)

    • @minyoongi6039
      @minyoongi6039 2 месяца назад +6

      Nice to meet you, Ephemeral!

  • @kristinlyons6854
    @kristinlyons6854 2 месяца назад +66

    This is me and my old man. He's all jock, built, crazy cholo energy, talks to everyone. I'm just a weird goth nerd introvert who loves sci-fi. He watches all the star trek with me and I work out with him. We're never bored.

  • @stevencrowe2450
    @stevencrowe2450 2 месяца назад +24

    2:17: "Oh, damn! Oh, damn! Where did that old man come from, Colin?" Marcello totally sells that line.

  • @courtneystanfill998
    @courtneystanfill998 2 месяца назад +286

    Marcello might not get it, but he listens and tries and is so supportive. I can see an introvert with a positive loud extrovert.

    • @oliviaburd3
      @oliviaburd3 2 месяца назад +13

      He doesn't fully understand the references, but he's absolutely amazed by her lines and flow! He doesn't have to understand it fully to be stunned by her brilliance and in awe of her inner diamond shining!

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 2 месяца назад +4

      @@oliviaburd3yeah what’s cute about it is his character seems so sincere in his appreciation though some of the finer details are lost. I love how he’s looking for the good things in what she does.

  • @KramericaIndustries7
    @KramericaIndustries7 2 месяца назад +438

    "I'm a student at Barnard, I'm getting my Masters in 18th century graveyards."
    ///
    "Yeah and as for me, I teach a soul cycle class on the tarmac at LaGuardia!!" 😂😂

    • @Losing5leep
      @Losing5leep 2 месяца назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @clairer342
      @clairer342 2 месяца назад +11

      Maybe the best two lines back to back in this sketch😂😂

    • @michaelf8221
      @michaelf8221 2 месяца назад +24

      And they're looking for a $5M home with ocean views on the Island Sound.

    • @clairer342
      @clairer342 2 месяца назад +3

      @@michaelf8221 I’d watch the shit out of a reality tv show based on their crazy lives 😂

  • @thriftskull5549
    @thriftskull5549 2 месяца назад +668

    I love the way she was watching Steven Universe at the club Amethyst would be proud 😭🤣‼️

    • @smoov22_sonic
      @smoov22_sonic 2 месяца назад +34

      giving me hope that someday going to concerts and plowing through like 10 ao3 tabs during the opening act will get me somewhere

    • @diosmanijuarez
      @diosmanijuarez 2 месяца назад +13

      I hope they were playing pearls song “round and round make the city turn”

    • @susanjoyce4244
      @susanjoyce4244 2 месяца назад +4

      @@diosmanijuarezPARTY IN THE HILLS WE CAN PARTY IN THE ‘BURBS

  • @mossgoblin322
    @mossgoblin322 2 месяца назад +49

    the real life version of this couple lives on my floor in my building, a few apartments over from me. they co-own an especially exuberant pit-mix, and every time I see them together, I am ALWAYS baffled by them. they've been together for three years now. I hope they get married one day.

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 2 месяца назад +76

    Marcello hyping up the poetry 😂 this was a great sketch

  • @RollForImprov
    @RollForImprov 2 месяца назад +714

    Marcello and Jane work well together! Loved it

  • @geoliaful
    @geoliaful 2 месяца назад +222

    Lorne, dear, never let Marcello go. Give him a lifetime contract. Thank you

  • @NateThunder
    @NateThunder 2 месяца назад +177

    Legit: Me and My wife.
    Also. Best SNL skit in ages

  • @taraz6786
    @taraz6786 2 месяца назад +15

    I love how he gasses her up and compliments her at every opportunity. He's already better than most real life boyfriends. 😄

  • @quinny-yay
    @quinny-yay 2 месяца назад +26

    1:17 THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS I CANT 💀😂

  • @lisa2000geese
    @lisa2000geese 2 месяца назад +130

    Feel like the "masters in 18th century graveyards" line is not getting enough appreciation!

    • @yoshilu7451
      @yoshilu7451 2 месяца назад +16

      As a history teacher, I feel personally attacked by that line 😂😂😂

    • @Person1865
      @Person1865 2 месяца назад +15

      It's sort of a real degree. Preservation. I did some class work in cemeteries. Alyssa is meeee

    • @alleycat616
      @alleycat616 2 месяца назад +3

      I’d love to get a masters in that no lie…

  • @mathiaswalker350
    @mathiaswalker350 2 месяца назад +189

    3:12 Didn't know that Michael Che was wearing khaki chinos underneath that desk..

    • @godmaster20
      @godmaster20 2 месяца назад +1

      They really elevate the outfit ngl

    • @ericv6462
      @ericv6462 2 месяца назад +5

      Usually he just has jeans on

  • @shahartley
    @shahartley 2 месяца назад +618

    Ok, Jane fit that role perfectly.

    • @johnmoreland6089
      @johnmoreland6089 2 месяца назад +45

      She nailed it! Really good!

    • @r00pea
      @r00pea 2 месяца назад +21

      I am liking her, great to see the love in the comments. Unrelated, she looked a bit like Kate McKinnon in this segment 😄

    • @Bryan-b1r2i
      @Bryan-b1r2i 2 месяца назад +39

      Is it weird that she looks really attractive in that costume 😭 lmao

    • @Leomerya12
      @Leomerya12 2 месяца назад

      You guys are delusional. Good grief.

    • @discoyetiproductions
      @discoyetiproductions 2 месяца назад +8

      @@Leomerya12it's just their opinions my guy

  • @mothercain
    @mothercain 2 месяца назад +12

    need both of them

  • @IrisAsuras
    @IrisAsuras 2 месяца назад +47

    Love this, he's so dedicated to her and supportive. She is awesome too, protective. lol

  • @kubensamiuel5176
    @kubensamiuel5176 2 месяца назад +77

    "Where did that old man come from Colin?" 🤣

    • @randi1025
      @randi1025 2 месяца назад +7

      My favorite part 😂

  • @Soappblob0524
    @Soappblob0524 2 месяца назад +93

    I love Jane’s delivery

  • @ellec2830
    @ellec2830 2 месяца назад +45

    2:50 im dead🤣

  • @-NiamhWitch-
    @-NiamhWitch- 2 месяца назад +76

    I mean, they actually seem like a good couple. He's super supportive, and she gets his humor.

  • @guadalupeflorian7913
    @guadalupeflorian7913 2 месяца назад +21

    He’s so supportive of her career and poetry, and that’s just wholesome ❤

  • @noone_9999
    @noone_9999 2 месяца назад +205

    Been a fan of Jane on tiktok for years and shes absolutely killing it. Shes meant to be on snl

    • @katherinerose7261
      @katherinerose7261 2 месяца назад +2

      Right? She’s had some great moments this season!

    • @bluekinopio9390
      @bluekinopio9390 2 месяца назад +2

      I don’t see it yet

    • @TheRogueStatesman
      @TheRogueStatesman 2 месяца назад +1

      @@bluekinopio9390 right? she has to be the WORST guest performer in the 50 years this show has been on.... and that includes Horatio Sanz...

  • @PhilosopherWR
    @PhilosopherWR 2 месяца назад +26

    "Where did that old man come from?!" 😂😂😂
    This was not what I was expecting from that concept. Hilarious!

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 2 месяца назад +76

    These couples actually exist. This is a real thing.

  • @TheCrookedRoute
    @TheCrookedRoute 2 месяца назад +20

    Love this sketch-amazing job, Marcello and Jane!! I keep laughing at how Marcello is taking up so much space while in character that Jane has to keep repositioning her chair to stay centered and close to the table. 😂

  • @unicornL
    @unicornL Месяц назад +13

    Marcello is actually perfect in everything. I would love to have that level of support in my life

  • @shanu3009
    @shanu3009 2 месяца назад +110

    "Like magnets for example" 💀😭

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 месяца назад +180

    Marcello really brought the Marcello energy for this one.

  • @Losing5leep
    @Losing5leep 2 месяца назад +33

    1:41 bro I can't 😂😂

  • @laurengomez5288
    @laurengomez5288 2 месяца назад +15

    Listen, the way he absolutely supports her is goals though.

  • @juliamatullano9123
    @juliamatullano9123 2 месяца назад +29

    I’M ALREADY ON MY FIFTH WATCH ON THIS VIDEO 😂 the dynamic is just obsessive

  • @daisyh7738
    @daisyh7738 2 месяца назад +370

    Marcello is ✨️everything✨️

  • @Joystick44
    @Joystick44 2 месяца назад +140

    Man Marcello came out with big Chris Farley energy! Amazing!

  • @aishikamitra
    @aishikamitra 2 месяца назад +259

    Love Marcello! I think Colin and Scarlett would fit the bill for this segment :P

    • @shawngilliland243
      @shawngilliland243 2 месяца назад +17

      I expected a mention of that myself.

    • @TheBierp
      @TheBierp 2 месяца назад +15

      Same. I feel like a gag was missed there. I do like this dynamic though.

    • @nannerz1994
      @nannerz1994 2 месяца назад +3

      My immediate thought

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 2 месяца назад +1

      @@aishikamitra but which is which?

  • @TeyaBrosna
    @TeyaBrosna Месяц назад +11

    Okay, all kidding aside, can we please, PLEASE see more from this couple? Like lots more. I would pay to see their movie. (And isn't it THAT easy to get an SNL movie made? I mean, it used to be.)
    Please, please, please give us more of this couple!!!

  • @amessyclassroom
    @amessyclassroom Месяц назад +8

    He's so supportive. This is a great couple. Reminds me of my husband and I. I'm an awkward, autistic nerd, and he's a skater boy.

  • @EdT.-xt6yv
    @EdT.-xt6yv 2 месяца назад +205

    3:02 Phd in graveyards & grant? COINCIDENCE or lab work?

  • @TheHenryBenryShow
    @TheHenryBenryShow 2 месяца назад +59

    0:57 If I did ever go to a bar this would be me

  • @mcvange
    @mcvange 2 месяца назад +16

    They are actually very cute! I can see why they are together! They like and support each other 😂

  • @Bergen98
    @Bergen98 2 месяца назад +8

    Everything was amazing. The mismatched energy, them sitting very close to each other, him being 110% enthusiastic over her and her comeback to a girl trying to take her man - amazing love story and perfect sketch 😂

  • @TemakiTom
    @TemakiTom 2 месяца назад +17

    Such a funny and genuinely sweet segment. A rarity these days!

  • @SassyFrassyLassy
    @SassyFrassyLassy 2 месяца назад +130

    I literally love this sketch. Please bring them back for something else. It was not only funny, but it was so cute. ❤❤

  • @Stealthylight
    @Stealthylight 2 месяца назад +13

    Make this a reoccurring bit, please... that was pure gold 😆

  • @nitemarestlk
    @nitemarestlk 2 месяца назад +20

    Jane's ability to hold it in was otherworldly

  • @cadiza315
    @cadiza315 2 месяца назад +4

    We must acknowledge that part of Jane’s fabulous performance is that Marcelo exuberance was literally pushing her chair away, and she was constantly fighting to stay next to him

  • @mariah7114
    @mariah7114 2 месяца назад +10

    I have watched this sketch an unreasonable amount of times.

  • @sngray11
    @sngray11 2 месяца назад +28

    Marcelo’s commitment to the bit makes the skits with him chef’s kiss! 🙌🏽

  • @ivegottaluvlikewoe
    @ivegottaluvlikewoe 2 месяца назад +18

    This is one of my new favorite SNL skits of all time. Crush it Alyssa

  • @rin-eri
    @rin-eri 2 месяца назад +97

    Colin: I can’t help but notice that there are some unlikely couples popping up these days. Here to comment are Grant and Alyssa, a couple you can’t believe are together.
    Grant [To the Audience]: Yeah! Let’s go! What’s up! How we feeling? I’m psyched to be here bro, this is amazing man!
    Alyssa: Hello.
    Colin: Oh wow. Yeah, so I can already see you’re a pretty unlikely couple.
    Grant: Oh man, opposites attract, man! That’s science, bro!
    Alyssa: Like magnets, for example.
    Colin: Cool, so how did you guys meet?
    Grant: Oh, we met at the club Colin! It was Trap Night at Club Sweat. And I walk in and I see the finest thing I’ve ever seen in my LIFE. And she’s sitting at the bar watching Steven Universe on her phone. So I walk up to her and I say, “DAAAMMNNN, who are YOU?” 
Alyssa: And I said like, “Hi, I’m Alyssa.”
    Grant: And I said, “Hi, nice to meet you Alyssa, I’m In Love.” Play my track baby!
    [Grant dances in his chair.]
    Grant: Man, I love music, man.
    Colin: That’s really amazing, yeah. So, I’ve heard a lot from you, Grant, I would love to hear more or perhaps exclusively from Alyssa. What do you do for work? 
Alyssa: I’m a student at Barnard. I’m getting my masters in 18th century graveyards.
    Grant: Yeah, and as for me? I teach a Soul Cycle class on the tarmac at Laguardia, baby! Yeah! But by baby, she’s just being modest right now. She’s also a poet. Come on baby, give them a little taste of what you do.
    [Alyssa removes a folded piece of paper from her pocket, and reads from it.]
    Alyssa: ‘The celadon waves lap against the light house. Softly, as if they’re dreaming of another life.’
    Grant: BOOM!! Slam it on that lighthouse baby! BAM! Then what, baby? Then what? Tell them what happens after that.
    Alyssa: ‘The old man watches the hourglass.’
Grant: OH DAMN! OH DAMN! Where did that old man come from, Colin?!
    Alyssa: ‘And she was ephemeral.’
Grant: Yeah, nice to meet you, Ephemeral! Hahaha! Oh man. And you know what else I love about my baby, bro? Is that she is mad protective, Colin.
    Colin: Oh, wow, really?
    Grant: Oh hell yeah. One time, this girl came up on me in the club. Talking crazy, feeling up on me. And what did you say, baby? What’d you say?
    Alyssa: Uh, I said, “Did you buy that fake booty on Temu you dusty bitch?”
    Grant: SLAM! SLAM!
    Colin: Oh my god! The couple you can’t believe are together, everyone!
    [Alyssa and Grant wave goodbye to the crowd.]
    [コリンがテレビ番組で観客の前でグラントとアリッサにインタビューする。]
    コリン:最近、どうも意外なカップルが増えている気がしますね。そこでコメントをもらうのは、信じられないカップル、グラントとアリッサです。
    グラント [観客に向かって]:イエーイ!行くぜ!みんな元気かい?ここにいるの最高だぜ、すごいよ、マジで!
    アリッサ:こんにちは。
    コリン:いやぁ、すでに君たちがかなり意外なカップルだってわかるね。
    グラント:いやぁ、反対のもの同士は惹かれ合うもんだぜ!それが科学だ、兄弟!
    アリッサ:例えば、磁石のように。
    コリン:なるほど、じゃあ、どうやって出会ったの?
    グラント:おぉ、クラブで出会ったんだよ、コリン!Club SweatのTrap Nightだったんだ。入ってすぐに、生まれて初めて見る最高のものを見つけたんだ。それが彼女で、バーに座ってスマホで『スティーブン・ユニバース』を見てたんだ。それで俺はこう言ったんだ、「うぉおお、君は誰?」って。
    アリッサ:それで私は、「こんにちは、アリッサです」って答えたの。
    グラント:で、俺が「こんにちは、アリッサ。初めまして、俺は恋に落ちた」って。俺の曲をかけてくれ、ベイビー! [グラントが椅子の上で踊る。]
    グラント:音楽大好きだぜ、ほんとに。
    コリン:さて、グラントの話はもうたくさん聞いたから、ここからはもっと…いや、できればアリッサだけの話を聞かせてほしいな。仕事は何をしているの?
    アリッサ:バーナードで学生をしています。18世紀の墓地について修士号を取るために勉強しています。
    グラント:そう、それで俺はというと、ラガーディアの滑走路でソウルサイクルのクラスを教えてるんだ、イエーイ!でもね、彼女、謙虚すぎるんだよ。実は詩人でもあるんだ。ちょっと、彼女の作品を聞かせてやってくれよ。
    [アリッサがポケットから紙を取り出し、読み始める。]
    アリッサ:「セラドンの波が灯台に寄せてくる。まるで他の人生を夢見ているように、そっと。」
    グラント:ボン!灯台にそれをぶちかませ!バン!で、その後はどうなるんだ、ベイビー?教えてやれよ、その後はどうなるんだ?
    アリッサ:「老人が砂時計を見つめる。」
    グラント:おぉ、すげぇ!どこからその老人が出てきたんだ、コリン?!
    アリッサ:「彼女は儚かった。」
    グラント:おお、はじめまして、儚いって感じだな!ハハハ!それでな、俺のベイビーのもう一つ好きなところは、すごく守ってくれるんだよ、コリン。
    コリン:ええ、本当に?
    グラント:おお、そうさ。あるとき、クラブで女が俺に近寄ってきてさ、めちゃくちゃに話しかけて触ってきたんだ。それでベイビー、君はなんて言ったんだっけ?
    アリッサ:「その偽のヒップ、Temuで買ったの?この埃っぽいビッチが。」
    グラント:バン!バン!
    コリン:なんてこった!信じられないカップル、みんな拍手を!
    [アリッサとグラントが観客に手を振って別れを告げる。]

  • @Argnad
    @Argnad 2 месяца назад +13

    He is so supportive of her, of course they belong together!

  • @Subha403
    @Subha403 2 месяца назад +3

    He's so supportive and expressive with his love! I love this so much!