Medic tried healing Demoman's eye. Several times. Every time, it mutated into a monster and tried to kill the entire team by next Halloween. Demoman's eye socket is canonically *haunted.*
The Demoman's eye was cursed by a wizard, and turned into Monoculous, a giant floating eye, that's why his eye can't be healed. The lore for this game is crazy.
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview According to the lore, every time the medic has put an eye back in Demoman's eye socket it just becomes haunted and gigantic again at halloween every year and tries to kill them. That's why in the game there's a giant eye boss every year during the halloween events.
the they wont grow it back is its not just the eye thats cursed, but the eye SOCKET, its explained in the comics that they HAVE given him new eyes before, but every time they do it grows and becomes the afformentioned giant floating eye monster and medic just removed a part of demo's brain so he would stop asking, this leads to some side effects as (and i quote) "Sadly, brain-scooping is not an exact science"
Fun fact: the sniper’s parents are mad at him because he is wanted for attempted murder, not because it is murder, it’s because it is ATTEMPTED murder and not just murder.
@@pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203 battlefield? Team fortress is a mercenary group not an army so their task is usually to assasinate someone, steal intelligence, and other stuff mercenaries do.
I love that heavy says "I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet." And his his best friend is the medic, and with his medigun has debatably outsmarted bullet.
Fun fact: there’s a sniper achievement for killing three people without missing a shot, the name is “be efficient” likely referencing the line in meet the sniper, as it’s accompanied by sniper headshotting 3 people in a row without missing
There are 4 achievements: "Be Polite", for killing someone with the Kukri and taunting on his killcam; "Be Efficient", for headshotting 3 people in a row; "Have A Plan", for capping the CtF intel; and "Kill Everybody You Meet" for getting 1000 kills as Sniper.
Fun fact: It is canon that Demoman’s body runs exclusively on alcohol. There’s a comic where the team is captured by another enemy team, and Demoman’s body legitimately begins to shut down because, according Spy, all he’s had since being captured is solid food and water. To quote Spy himself: “His body’s spend 10 years wrestling nutrients out of grain alcohol and aspirin. I suspect it thinks it’s been poisoned.”
The economics part of it is kinda wild and thousands of dollars in cosmetics are traded every day. there even was once a hat that sold for 14,000 american dollars in 2017. I personally used to be a big trader in the game and still have a inventory worth over 4k dollars, the game has a crazy self created economy.
Fun fact: medic grew up in Germany during a time in war where the Hypocratic Oath became the hypocratic suggestion. So his morals a bit skewed, in the comics he has experimented on both of his teammates. In a Halloween special he kills a mugger and resurrects him in a body of pumpkin to be a Halloween decoration Second fun fact: soldier thought sun tzu was spelled as Sun Zoo, hence the animal confusion
@@ValuesNotFound he was talking about the medic. There is literally only a sentence about the soldier compared the paragraph about the medic. How could you think he was talking about the solider?
There are so many Easter eggs in meet the spy 1. Scout had no apparent reason to be next to that door, he wasn't in the room with soldier and if he came from that door he would know the password, plus he is a support character 2. Scout tries to close the knife like he usually does, but he realises he is being watched so he purposely cuts himself to not look suspicious 3. When the red spy kills engineer we can see that he shoots somebody. The person he shoots is probably the real Scout, as he also took his appearance and scout was never actually seen 5. Scout wasn't surprised, as he already knew about the red spy-scout's mom relationship, he was surprised because he didn't know he was being watched
He also has the Sandman out, which while it might've just been random, a teammate unnecessarily having their melee out is usually a sing of a spy accidentally pressing b or touching a resupply cabinet while disguised and with the knife deployed.
Well, idk if i'm right, but, in the comic for the "War!" Update (idk if is that one) we see some of the scenes from meet the Spy, but from the administrator's view, and we see that the Blu scout was killed in the bridge part of 2fort, but in the scene right after the Spy shoots the Engineer, the Spy shoots someone in a dark room, so probably, he was killing Demoman, or Pyro, since they are the only 2 Mercenaries we don't see on the video
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview If it's any consolation, Soldier was never actually in any branch of the military. After being rejected from every available branch for being an obvious crazy man, he bought his own ticket to Germany to fight against Nazis. For many years past the end of WW2. But never call him a civilian to his face, it sets him off onto a neck snapping spree.
For the record, the reason why Medic doesn't bring back Demoman's other eye is because that eyes socket is haunted. Every time Medic places a new eye in it, it becomes a demonic horror that tries to kill everyone. In fact: there's also a boss for team fortress 2 Halloween called monoculus which is basically Demoman's past eye that became said demonic horror.
It became haunted when he was wee lad, helping out the dark lord of merasmus with cleaning his home for some money, but as demo was cleaning, he looked in a book (the bomonomicon) that he was told not to look in which then demo did the exact opposite and looked which resulted in him having his eye destroyed and the socket cursed for all of eternity
Every character in Team Fortress is considered "Sub-normal" or outright insane by every other mercenary team. Also Soldier is not a "real" soldier, he was denied entry to every branch of the military in WW2 because he was deemed outright insane. Further he seems to gone even more insane drinking the lead based water of Teufort.
@@l4rgo911 I have a headtheory that during ww2 the Administrator was looking to recruit The Soldier as a merc so she manipulated the US government to reject Jane Doe (yes that is soldier's actual name) from joining the military as a test.
23:31 For what it's worth "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." _is_ actually a quote from the Art of War. It's a little out of context, but it is in there. The rest is complete delusional madness, though, yes.
The soldier is one of the greatest characters in the entire game, not only does his meet the team video have one of the greatest nonsense monologues of all time, his backstory is a marvel of satire. The guy got rejected from the military on grounds of insanity, went to Europe anyway and went on a one man army killing spree before he found out the war ended 4 years after the atom bombs were dropped
Uber, or technically Über- means "above" or expresses something that is especially potent or goes beyond limits. The infamous Übermensch means Superhuman, and Übertreibung means exaggeration.
Couldn’t it technically also mean somehow like „Überladen/Overcharge“. You know something of a higher Power output, wich could result in the invincibility it can give?
@@screwgoogle4993 He’s kinda like Patrick Star (early). While he is definitely not the brightest, he does have weird sprouts of genius here and there that makes you go “Huh! Maybe there is someone home! But I don’t think the lights are on.”
4:29 Fun Fact: That counter right there is a kill count. We know this since after his sentry kills a heavy, the tally went up, bringing the count to 210. So canonically, the engineer keeps a tally of every single kill he scores. By this little detail, We now know that although Engineer is by far the most stable mercenary of the entire group. He's still as much of a psychopath as the rest of the team. A stable one at that, but a psychopath nevertheless...
14:40 Fun fact in the game if you kill a Scout there is a slight chance that a dove flies out, which is a homage to this scene, mostly this can be done by exploding him.
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview I know this has nothing to do with the comment but I just wanna say that the medic has healed demomans eye back several times but it always haunts them on Halloween.
Funnily enough the Soviet army did ration 100 grams of vodka a day for advancing troops but today I'd say alcohol and guns is more of an American pastime
"Uber" literally translates to "over/higher" in german, in which it is written as "Über". Also, the reason why medic cant heal demos missing eye is because demo lost his eye as a child to a wizard who cursed it, so that makes perfect sense
Fun fact, Medic restore Demoman's missing eye a lot of times, but every halloween, his eye become Monoculus and tries to kill the mercs, so Medic became bored of the situation and decided to erase Demoman's memory sometimes for him to forget that Medic CAN restore his missing eye
I love the fact that you actually use a top-classed military pov to analysed each of these fictional characters fuelled with either alcohol, radiation, magic or Australium
Soldier's whole character isn’t suppose to make sense, he went to the US Recruitment office in 1939 to sign up in every single branch of the military. He was denied for all of them so he spent money for a ticket to Poland all by himself so he could fight Nazis for 10 years (finished in 1949, 4 years after the war ended)
I know about how soldier doesn't make sense, after all it is a game and he is comedic gold, but if he had waited until 1941 or 42 he could've gotten in the military
Fun fact: Although the heavy may seem like a meat head, he actually has a PhD in Russian Literature and is actually very smart. The only ones with Doctorates in the game are the Heavy and the Engineer.
@@blakecacini8016 Its not NOT canon, VALVe lore is always kept in a way that it is canon but also not canon, leaving it usually to the game its in, meaning heavy is both Dr. Heavy and not Dr. Heavy
I think one thing that was missed is that the tf2 team isn't part of the Military, but rather mercenaries, so for example, heavy refers to "sasha" as his gun because he never learned otherwise
It’s because it weighs 150 Kilograms and fires 200$ custom-tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minutes so it costs 400,000$ to fire his weapon for 12 seconds :)
Fun fact: the Engineer has 11 phds mostly in the engineering field. Also shown in mentioned in the comics the Demoman's body is basically a whole Brewery and if he's sober he operates like a normal person would when drunk.
@@disteko2011 No, if you watch his hands, they don't have any gloves on. I guess up close and personal medical wirk to his degree requires a human touch and not a rubber touch?
The reason for the "optical mask" is that they might be responsible for Pyro's hallucinations (although it isn't outright confirmed). This is backed up by the fact that there's an item in the game called the provision goggles which cause you to see things in a similar way to the Pyro character (pastel colors, bubbles instead of fire, ect). Also, fun fact: Sniper's piss jars are an actual weapon in the game.
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview It's the Jar Based Karate. Jarate Which in game "gives those covered the sudden shame of being covered in piss" and take more damage from you and your team to kill them faster or to get the jump on an a bigger badder class then you to kinda even the playing field or give an opening to escape like a yellow misty ninja smoke bomb that makes the other guy fuck off to not take extra damage. You can also use the piss to dose your and your teammates of fire if the pyro shows up.
For the last time, the mask isn’t what causes the hallucinations. Pyrovision Goggles were created to simulate what he sees, same way that wearing infra-red goggles doesn’t mean you see in infra-red the rest of the time. They were part of an event and don’t even look similar to each other, Pyro is genuinely schizophrenic.
Did you know the way spy reacted as scout when they shot blue spy is exactly how red scout reacted to the tumor bread on expiration date, he payed attention and acted how a scout would react in a surprised way to keep a good facade, i LOVE that detail
About that "it can't heal back someone's missing eye, what a ripoff" bit, it's actually explained quite hilariously in the TF2 official comics that if the Demoman would get his eye back, his eye would become a classic 80's-90's pop culture monster and try to kill everyone each Halloween (known as Scream Fortress), so my guess is that the medic's medigun is carefully programmed not to heal the Demomans eye.
The eye socket is haunted so he can place back the eye, but not use the Medigun. And demo forgets about it because Medic scooped a part of demos brain so he would stop asking. And demomans response is “Aye, fair enough”
Well, Scout can double-jump in-game. Being able to literally jump off air and change direction mid-air might qualify as a superpower... which wouldnt be too out of place in the TF2 universe considering Medic can bring back people who have been dead for 12 hours or in bloody chunks, and the mercs know a befuddled and immortal wizard who claims to be variously 7,000 or 9,000 years old (but is probably lying).
3 Fun facts, scout was literally in lore a gift from god and can’t die until he has sex with every woman on earth. And spy is his father who left his mom when he was young and scout couldn’t be strong against other kids so he just decided to learn how to run fast
Scout had 7 brothers, and always had a problem with his brothers getting into fights and ending them before he got there. So he learned how to run fast simply to beat people up before his brothers caught up with him
Sniper is actually a Zew Zealand blood born, but was found by Australians. Because Australians are all massively buff, he had to learn how to climb trees and throw rocks at them to avoid bullying (I think because he didn't grow chest hair at a young age). Make this thread random family facts of characters. Someone do Demoman or Heavy next
Heavy’s father, and by extension, the rest of the family, are fugitives being hunted down by the KGB, and so they had to hide in an isolated, snowy area in Siberia, Heavys sister dated soldier and he sends his fight money to his family to support them.
Demo literally cannot live without alcohol, he has drank so much that if he sobers up, you literally have to inject whiskey or smth into his bloodstream.
Fun fact: The red team stands for reliable excavation demolition when blu stands for builders league united. These are why the red teams logo is a bomb and blus is a wrench.
My favorite bit about Meet The Pyro was that before it released, pyro players were just considered annoying tryhards that hold down forward and the fire button and just hope to hit someone with fire. After the video released, they're that, but also now considered incomprehensible psychopaths that are probably wanted in 8 states.
I think it is canon that Soldier was rejected from all branches of the military so he bought a ticket to Poland and fought Nazis there until 1949. The war still ends in 1945 in this universe.
14:11 Answering your question: The Übercharge is an ability the Medic can perform on every other class (including another Medic), not just on Heavy. This makes you and your teammate of choice invincible for a short period of time. It can be used to keep your team at the advantage when things start getting out of control or to completely turn the table if you're losing badly.
Fun fact: TF2 actually takes place in 1968, just in an alternate history setting. Australia discovered a rare metal that made everyone ripped, gave them mustaches, and lead to futuristic technological developments before it was all used up.
@Aquarium Gravel That isn't necessarily the case. Most Aussies became normal after the Australium supply ended around 1972. Hale was an exception because 3 of his family's generations (Barnabus Hale, Billious Hale and himself) had been around the material DIRECTLY, unlike most Aussies that just felt its secondary effects.
Don't forget that this was blue Heavy And i mean that blue team always loses in official animations So yeah he is probably weaker and less smart than red Heavy
@@TeenWithACarrotIDK In game damage numbers of weapons have no bearing on what happens on these videos. By common sense, using a baseball bat gives you a pretty obvious advantage over bare hands in a fight.
When it comes to the accents. They were asked about this when it came to the sniper, as it was pointed out that several of the developers were Australian. (As I remember it) They responded with something like "Why should they give the Australian a real accent when they hadn't given anyone else a real accent".
@@Colossal... If by moved to Australia you mean sent there as a baby because his dad was insane and predicted an apocalypse that never happened, then yes.
The Scout introduction isn't confusing at all. It's perfectly encapsulate his character: Fast, loud, and annoying. From his character to the play style, that is just about it.
@@theofficerfactory2625 If you look closely at the camera, you can see his fingerprint on it during the last few shots of him speaking to it, which is a very nice detail.
The scary thing about Pyro is that he unknowingly does that. He also, presumably, did all that destruction on his own, as everyone nearby was… you know… unalived…
“Maybe it’s a large pot containing a whale heart…” It’s kinda disturbing how likely that possibility is considering what the medic has done in the comics
@@beepbop7741 (I don't know English very well so I understand in two ways) he sold the souls of the mercenaries to the devil or he has the souls of the mercenaries in his body and he cannot go to hell
@@beepbop7741 baboon uteruses in the team fortress classic mercenaries. Specifically 9 in the classic heavy, if I'm not mistaken. Brought sniper back to life and sold his soul to the devil, but bought the souls of the mercs and surgycally atatched them to his, making him the major share holder of his soul, and virtually immortal. you should read the comics if you havn't yet, took me about 3 hours to read all of them + the war comic and it was the best fun I've ever had with comics.
Didn’t medic take all of the Merc’s souls and then sell 2? One to get back and the other for a pen he faked to be a baboon impregnator-conductor thingy whatever he called it?
Eh maybe it’s never clarified wether Scout did truly meet God or rather he imagined it seen as how the sniper also died and saw his parents in heaven so it could be possible that Scout did meet God buts it’s also possible Heaven in the tf2 universe is just what you want it to be kind of situation
@@josethethinket9819 scout didn’t know tom cruise was dead but tom cruise was killed again by the cherubim so he wouldn’t find out tom wasn’t actually his dad or dead. so im p sure for him its confirmed at least
Not much of an implication, it’s outright fact. Remember, Heavy is the only other mercenary besides Engie to have a PHD (unless Medic is said to have one, but I somehow doubt that, considering he lost his med license).
13:38 the Ubercharge can be used on any class, not just Heavy. And if Demoman grows his eye back it will become haunted and attack the team, so Medic probably programed the Medi-gun to not heal his eye.
“Other than being fast and hitting people with a baseball bat… not really sure what makes him special” The answer is that he can run really fast and hit people with a baseball bat xD
The Medic has actually tried to heal Demo’s eye before, and succeeded; however, since the eye socket was cursed by an ancient, magical book about explosives (which is owned by the Soldier’s former roommate, who is a wizard), the eye gained sentience, grew giant and attempted to kill them all on Halloween. No, I didn’t make any of that up. TF2 Lore is some weird stuff.
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview the medic also stole a guy's skeleton, which can be heard at the start of the meet the medic, tricked the Devil Himself and own the other 8 mercenary souls, as he sold his own. the concept of the übercharce is that medic can ubercharge any of the mercenaries, to give them a health boost, or damage, depending of the equipment, like the kritzkrieg, a different equipment in game.
In the Uncensored version of Meet the Demoman, Demo actually said "They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me".
soldier's little speech is actually hilarious (according to soldier) sun tzu invented fighting, perfected the art, presumably fought for money and used it to buy 2 of every animal, put them all on a boat and killed them all with his bare hands. from that day forward, anytime there are animals together in a single place it's called a zoo (tzu), unless its a farm
Considering the fact that in the TF2 universe Shakespeare invented rocket jumping and Abraham Lincoln later invented stairs because rocket jumping to the 2nd floor is too dangerous, Soldier may actually be telling the 100% truth.
@@thefvguy5648 Considering that Shakespeare is Shakespearicles in TF2, it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if Sun Tzu was actually Sun Zoo in their universe. That or Soldier’s been drinking too much lead.
@@ethanlivemere1162 except that in TF2, zoos were canonically invented by Saxton Hale's sworn enemy Charles Darling. as far as i know, the word "zoo" has no real meaning whatsoever
Tf2 characters all have different designs so from a far you can quickly identify what class that is and fight accordingly Also they all have very quake inspired weapons like the minigun, double barrel shotgun and the rocket launcher because the first game came out during the "very quake like shooter" time on half life engine
You are thinking Team Fortress Classic, which was a Valve-made mod for Half-Life. The original Team Fortress was a Quake 1 mod. Valve hired some of the guys who made it. Not surprising to have Quake weapons on a Quake mod.
@@Kissamiess nah, most of the tf2 weapons like the shotgun, rocket launcher, grenade launcher were inspired by quake. The pipes even look exactly like quake
During the meet the pyro its not an therapy its an interview, one guy came to film all the classes (hes dead now" but obviously he cant interview pyro since you cant make sense of his speech, also the mask distorts his vision cus the company that supplies the mercs with weapons said so lul
Fun fact about engineer: he cut his own hand off and replaced it with a robot hand (which is a cosmetic called the gun slinger) and putting a glove over it so people don’t know he cut his hand off
Fun coincidence: a tech specialist from another game (Gaige, from Borderlands 2) did the exact same thing, to the exact same hand. I often wonder if Gaige and Engineer are actually related... I mean, superintelligent, check. Built an autonomous killing machine (Sentry for Engie, Deathtrap for gaige), check. They lopped off their own hand for science, check. Have more degrees than a thermometer, check. The only difference between the two is that Engie is a mellow dude, while Gaige is extra peppy - then again, she's a teen, while he's in his forties...
Fun fact: medic actually can heal demomans missing eye, and has done so several times, but the eye socket is cursed so that every Halloween the eye pops out, grows to gargantuan scale, gains self awareness and magical powers, and goes around blowing stuff and/or people up with smaller explosive rocket propelled eyeballs
Yep. Demoman’s eye was cursed because he read from the Bombinomicon as a child while doing a job for the self-proclaimed evil wizard Marasmus. Moral of the story: when an evil wizard tells you not to read from a spellbook of his, you probably shouldn’t try to read it.
22:03 You can equip the piss jars as a *weapon.* That's right, the Sniper can throw his own piss at enemies to debuff them and uncloak Spies. Polite he may be, but sanitary he isn't.
All of the playable characters in this game are Mercenaries for one reason or another. Hence the mish-mash of ethnicities, personalities, and backgrounds. Most of them are crazy because what nutjob would fight over gravel and family secrets?
They get payed 7 digit figures But yeah, they're all insane cause Helen looked for the best loonies to fuel her bloodlust, and the Mann Brothers as well as Saxton Hale like being in the company of mass murderers (Peobably because they themselves are such)
One important fact is that this game takes place in the late 1960’s to early 1970’s, so they have no safety standards. They are also insanely technologically advanced because video game lore.
Another fun fact I see many people talk about. If scout is completely blown up there's a chance of it spawning a *dove, a reference to the ending scene in meet the medic
The fact that every Merc in TF2 is some variety of insane is amazing to me, some more obvious like Medic and Soldier while some more subtle like Engie and Heavy, but all of them are some kind of crazy and that's amazing
That's because most test players shot at the teammates spies when they disguised. Valve tried to just put an UI icon above the spy, but that was out of place in the game. Then, someone thought about a creative solution: the masks.
Fun fact: "Scout" in Meet the Spy actually only hit his finger with the safe side of the blade. He didn't actually hurt himself minus maybe pinching the skin a bit. Also "my little cabbage" wasnt too far off. It's actually "my little cauliflower". Im learning French
The Pyro intro is kind of accurate to the level of brutality the Pyro can engage in when properly used on his team. The flamethrower is a terrifying weapon when caught off guard, the shotgun is great for handling that occasional Scunt who tries to b*tch out, and the melee weapon..... is good for giving Demoknights nightmares.
For non-players, heavy dishes our the most damage per second with his gun, but his size and slow moving speed makes him easy to hit. The medic can literally take cover behind his body, so a common strategy is the medic sticking to heavy like glue. He starts with the most health and when continually healed, he can soak up a lot of damage even before the Uber, when he usually becomes the front end of push into enemy encampments. There’s a few ways to counter him, but for the most part an Uber charged heavy can destroy anything in front of him before the invincibility wears off, making it a very common strategy.
@@kagato23 That said, if one happens to use the Krizkrieg, while the Heavy remains a completely viable option, consider getting a Soldier or Demoman as your buddy.
@@kagato23 It also takes the longest to overheal him(temporary additional health), so you can build Uber faster.(Uber build slower if you're overhealed)
"Other than being fast and hitting people with a baseball bat, I'm a little confused on what makes him special" Thats all. Thats his whole character. He ran fast and died a virgin
That’s a lie, scout is the strongest character in the game, not really scout himself, but that scattergun combined with his speed, 3 shot heavy, 2 shot basically everyone else.
I know that's it's unanimously decided that scouts visit to God was a concussion induced dream, but he has pulled several fried chicken tramps in his merc days
Apparantly Scout is, in this canon, God's gift to women and can't die until he beds every woman on Earth. And, y'know, he pulled at least one woman over some fried chicken.
Fun fact: since the meet the team videos were canonically made by a character, that means they picked a side. This is the reason why in the meet the team videos, it shows the blu team being defeated or killed by red.
He was supposed to interview the BLU team after he was done with RED but the Administrator had him killed before he could, that's why we only see RED killing BLU.
The pee jars can actually be used as a weapon in game it’s known as the jarate and if any player is hit with it they’re covered in pee and thus said covered player if hurt by another player it will result in a Mini Crit
IMPORTANT NOTE the reason it inflicts mini crits is because the covered enemy lost his will to live. No wanky unexplainable game mechanics. I think that's pretty funny lmfao
17:54 ACTUALLY TF2 is in Australia, where LPG powered cars (propane powered cars) are common place and the trigger is a fuel pump so its quite possible that would work. It just isnt a flamethrower, its a massive blowtorch; a flamethrower is a flammable fluid pissing super soaker that also lights the affore-mentioned fluid on fire, a blowtorch is a flammable gas burping spraycan that lights the affore-mentioned gas alight. Though the "flamethrower" in game functions like a blowtorch, as with most games. TL;DR: Aussie fuel pumps can shoot propane, so thats a viable blowtorch.
12:53 " i appreciate they can heal someone who literally had their heart torn out of their body, but it cannot heal that man's missing eye" had me laughing so hard
That turns into a demonic monster every Halloween. Medic tried eight times, and even being able to surgically transplant souls he can't do shit about his eye socket
With the heavy, he has the ammo belts around his neck on backwards. Any experienced soldier would carry them with the bullet pointed out. It helps prevent the neck being chafed.
But heavy most likely has a really heavy bulletproof vest on, as he's a bodybuilder, and the vest is probably what gives him his immense health pool. My guess is the ammo belts wouldn't chafe too much because of the vest, and it would at most be such a minor inconvenience in combat that it's negligible. Although he would probably take it off when not in combat though.
The thing with the eye is that demoman as akid went to work on a haunted house as a cleaner then gazed upon a evil book "the bombonominicon" or somtin and it cursed his eye, in order to save it the houses owner a wizard, did sum spell and thus demos eye, the house and the wizard were gone, sometimes the eye returns and tries to kill the team
@Shagun 10 Fun fact:The bombonominicon book you were talking about is a reference to the fictional book the Necronomicon from the Lovecraftian Universe.Howard Phillips Lovecraft was an american writter who was borned in 1890 and he died in 1937 and he wrote horror and SF books, a very original style for that time you can find him on the internet and The Necronomicon was a book that drove a lot of charecters mad.
If a self-proclaimed evil wizard tells you not to read a book of his, you probably shouldn’t read from it or else you might end up having to fight a giant sentient version of your own eye on Halloween! TF2 lore gets weird.
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview and the Bombinomicon is also a book with, and I quote, "over 400 pages of spells, enchantments, recipes, and anecdotes about blowing things up." So you can see why Demoman would want to read it.
17:45 It says “Optical Mask” because the goggles are what makes Pyro see that stuff that Pyro sees. The Pyrovision Goggles are an equippable item in-game, and that three-belled horn (the Rainblower) is a flamethrower type weapon that Pyro can use.
2:14 fun fact: the full, uncensored version of this line is "They got more monsters in the loch ness than they've got the likes of me" and was decided on by fans, well after any of the meet the team videos were uploaded.
@@chocolatesquirrel2002 Cause is funni Like, hearing 6 secs of straight bleeping makes you think Demo's saying all kinds of racist shit or something lmao
The funny thing about the Soldier is, he use to be quite abit more sane but evidently turned down the bottled water given to the mercs and only drank tap which is a bad thing because the Merc War caused the water system for the area to be massively tainted with lead.
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@@gloryvampire3343He wears it because his eye is cursed, and it becomes a big creature every Halloween
Demoman actually needs alcohol to survive due to drinking too much.
For the German, Groß is big, groß is also tall, Über Is Over in German, (please shoutout me and I'm here for any German translations you need!)
It's Überchaege it's ment to mean "Overcharge" but it actually translates to "Überladung"
And for supercharge it's "Aufladen"
Medic tried healing Demoman's eye. Several times. Every time, it mutated into a monster and tried to kill the entire team by next Halloween. Demoman's eye socket is canonically *haunted.*
A family curse, mind you. He's overdue to lose the other one.
Wasn't it by every Halloween?
@@janharnisch9592 Maybe, I'm not 100% sure.
@@CIoudStriker im pretty sure its the eye socket itself thats cursed
Every Halloween
*Listens to the Soldier's opening monologue*
"That doesn't make any sense."
*_Yes._*
And he did a war crime to rate 2/10 soldier! >:v
Nothing makes sense in da world of Tf2.
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@@NezomShark he should be sentenced to teleporting bread forever!
*Dear god*
The Demoman's eye was cursed by a wizard, and turned into Monoculous, a giant floating eye, that's why his eye can't be healed. The lore for this game is crazy.
That is crazy
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview According to the lore, every time the medic has put an eye back in Demoman's eye socket it just becomes haunted and gigantic again at halloween every year and tries to kill them. That's why in the game there's a giant eye boss every year during the halloween events.
Also, the medic scooped part of the demoman's brain so he would stop asking to get his eyes fixed. That eye socket is haunted.
@@thorveim1174 and demo is a bit dumber cause lobotomy is not an exact science.
the they wont grow it back is its not just the eye thats cursed, but the eye SOCKET, its explained in the comics that they HAVE given him new eyes before, but every time they do it grows and becomes the afformentioned giant floating eye monster and medic just removed a part of demo's brain so he would stop asking, this leads to some side effects as (and i quote) "Sadly, brain-scooping is not an exact science"
Fun fact: the sniper’s parents are mad at him because he is wanted for attempted murder, not because it is murder, it’s because it is ATTEMPTED murder and not just murder.
Also, his dad isn't disappointed in him for being a crazed gunman, but he's disappointed in him for NOT being a crazed gunman.
@@Nehfarius lol
But more murder
Who did he try to murder
He is in a battlefield
@@pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203 battlefield? Team fortress is a mercenary group not an army so their task is usually to assasinate someone, steal intelligence, and other stuff mercenaries do.
I love that heavy says "I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet." And his his best friend is the medic, and with his medigun has debatably outsmarted bullet.
“Bullet hated that”
Also, pyro, they can airblast rockets, explosives and arrows.
@@v1rtuasharky615 but heavys bullets are not any of those
there were no guns here actually. just rockets.
Lol
Fun fact: there’s a sniper achievement for killing three people without missing a shot, the name is “be efficient” likely referencing the line in meet the sniper, as it’s accompanied by sniper headshotting 3 people in a row without missing
Also an achievement called be polite where you take off your hat after killing somebody
And have a plan to kill everyone you meet should be an achievement to killing the entire enemy team
@@megacharizard1356 well there’s an achievement called ‘have a plan’ for capping the intel
@@sleeby526 and one for “Kill Everyone you Meet”
There are 4 achievements: "Be Polite", for killing someone with the Kukri and taunting on his killcam; "Be Efficient", for headshotting 3 people in a row; "Have A Plan", for capping the CtF intel; and "Kill Everybody You Meet" for getting 1000 kills as Sniper.
“Is TF2 a drinking game”
Everyone:nope
Demo mains: Y E S
Especially when you pull out one of the shields, and the stock or other melee weapons
Demoknight time ye cunts
Demoman gaming
So long as the grenades land close I get hits, so I can be five drinks deep and still function!
For the record it's a war themed hat simulator
Tf2 is hat simulator
Fun fact: It is canon that Demoman’s body runs exclusively on alcohol. There’s a comic where the team is captured by another enemy team, and Demoman’s body legitimately begins to shut down because, according Spy, all he’s had since being captured is solid food and water. To quote Spy himself: “His body’s spend 10 years wrestling nutrients out of grain alcohol and aspirin. I suspect it thinks it’s been poisoned.”
they cant heal his eye because it is cursed by the book
@@randomstuff4997and everytime Medic puts a new eyeball, it always transform into Monoculous during Scream Fortress
Oh hello there.
@@randomstuff4997 considering how unserious they take everything in the Lore of this game it does not surprise me
@@Wanderer-nw2so honestly
"Is Team Fortress 2 a drinking game?"
No, it is an elaborate, hat based, economics simulator.
Sounds even funner!
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview or a chaotic firefight
The economics part of it is kinda wild and thousands of dollars in cosmetics are traded every day. there even was once a hat that sold for 14,000 american dollars in 2017. I personally used to be a big trader in the game and still have a inventory worth over 4k dollars, the game has a crazy self created economy.
war based hat simulator
@@bIahaj "Well some of us liked war economy. How’s an honest war monger supposed to make a living?"
As Lazy Purple once said,
“Playing demoman is honestly easier while drunk! I swear someone was making demo and noticed it was more fun that way”
that is the proper way to play demoman
I’ve seen a real drunk demo main, it’s terrifying to see them
@@EternallyDoomed Funny thing - because Demoman has double visions while drunk, it somehow compensates his missing eye.
when drunk you thought the sky was a devil a d shot at it so its raining grenadesmand bombs
@@ceu160193 Outstanding move!
Fun fact: medic grew up in Germany during a time in war where the Hypocratic Oath became the hypocratic suggestion. So his morals a bit skewed, in the comics he has experimented on both of his teammates. In a Halloween special he kills a mugger and resurrects him in a body of pumpkin to be a Halloween decoration
Second fun fact: soldier thought sun tzu was spelled as Sun Zoo, hence the animal confusion
Hahaha. I love it
Don't forget that he sown all the teams souls to his own, thus cheating the devil.
@@theofficerfactory2625 nah it was the medic
@@ValuesNotFound he was talking about the medic. There is literally only a sentence about the soldier compared the paragraph about the medic. How could you think he was talking about the solider?
@@loganicfilms1388 sorry was high as fuck when I read/commented must’ve skipped over some parts
There are so many Easter eggs in meet the spy
1. Scout had no apparent reason to be next to that door, he wasn't in the room with soldier and if he came from that door he would know the password, plus he is a support character
2. Scout tries to close the knife like he usually does, but he realises he is being watched so he purposely cuts himself to not look suspicious
3. When the red spy kills engineer we can see that he shoots somebody. The person he shoots is probably the real Scout, as he also took his appearance and scout was never actually seen
5. Scout wasn't surprised, as he already knew about the red spy-scout's mom relationship, he was surprised because he didn't know he was being watched
He also has the Sandman out, which while it might've just been random, a teammate unnecessarily having their melee out is usually a sing of a spy accidentally pressing b or touching a resupply cabinet while disguised and with the knife deployed.
Well, idk if i'm right, but, in the comic for the "War!" Update (idk if is that one) we see some of the scenes from meet the Spy, but from the administrator's view, and we see that the Blu scout was killed in the bridge part of 2fort, but in the scene right after the Spy shoots the Engineer, the Spy shoots someone in a dark room, so probably, he was killing Demoman, or Pyro, since they are the only 2 Mercenaries we don't see on the video
He doesn’t actually cut himself with the knife, he hits his fingers with the dull side of the blade
Also his insults about “dime a dozen backstabbers” is him being extremely personal.
@@eljajas8301 can you share the link?
'I'm feeling personally attacked!'
Well now you know how your brother feels, giving the Engineer 2/10.
lol
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview If it's any consolation, Soldier was never actually in any branch of the military. After being rejected from every available branch for being an obvious crazy man, he bought his own ticket to Germany to fight against Nazis. For many years past the end of WW2.
But never call him a civilian to his face, it sets him off onto a neck snapping spree.
@@Fonduede Germany? Wasn't it Poland though?
@@vinnie4609 oh snap, you're right.
@@Fonduede no he went to germany and killed anyone who looked like a nazi, and also killed a tourist asking for directions
For the record, the reason why Medic doesn't bring back Demoman's other eye is because that eyes socket is haunted. Every time Medic places a new eye in it, it becomes a demonic horror that tries to kill everyone.
In fact: there's also a boss for team fortress 2 Halloween called monoculus which is basically Demoman's past eye that became said demonic horror.
Lol ouch
It became haunted when he was wee lad, helping out the dark lord of merasmus with cleaning his home for some money, but as demo was cleaning, he looked in a book (the bomonomicon) that he was told not to look in which then demo did the exact opposite and looked which resulted in him having his eye destroyed and the socket cursed for all of eternity
@@thesp0rk I feel like his skull is going to become a cult relic where they put gems in it to summon demons or something.
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview that eye tried to go back in time to become the characters parents and kill them while they were little
Someone studied Tf2 lore. Proud to see it. Keep up the good work.
Every character in Team Fortress is considered "Sub-normal" or outright insane by every other mercenary team.
Also Soldier is not a "real" soldier, he was denied entry to every branch of the military in WW2 because he was deemed outright insane. Further he seems to gone even more insane drinking the lead based water of Teufort.
Hahahaha. "lead-based water"
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview ah sorry, that was supposed to be lead-laced.
He was rejected, but he ended up "enlisting" himself and fought until 1949.
@@l4rgo911 I have a headtheory that during ww2 the Administrator was looking to recruit The Soldier as a merc so she manipulated the US government to reject Jane Doe (yes that is soldier's actual name) from joining the military as a test.
@@effigytormented Honestly, lead-based is not too far off lmao
23:31 For what it's worth "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." _is_ actually a quote from the Art of War. It's a little out of context, but it is in there. The rest is complete delusional madness, though, yes.
The full quote is "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight even if the ruler forbids it."
Does that mean soldier can read or reads?😨
Given the lore of tf2, it’s probably entirely true
Nah the part with the ark and the zoo pun is genius though
@@that1cat999and Tsun Tzu is the King of Georgia, the STATE!!!
The soldier is one of the greatest characters in the entire game, not only does his meet the team video have one of the greatest nonsense monologues of all time, his backstory is a marvel of satire. The guy got rejected from the military on grounds of insanity, went to Europe anyway and went on a one man army killing spree before he found out the war ended 4 years after the atom bombs were dropped
and somehow became a lawyer and an exorcist
@@Garbo_trashcan and was roomates with merasmus i think
the people he was killing were also germans. not nazis, germans.
And gave himself his own metals
@@hmmm2005 and met majoras mask
“Is Team Fortress 2 just a drinking game?”
If you’re playing it correctly, yes. It most certainly is.
any game can be a drinking game
It's optimal way of playing Demoman
playing demo man without being drunk is like jumping on a trampoline without any springs
bottleknight tf2
Tf2 is good game stoopid
The engineer was actually a roughneck for 10 years before he went on to earn 11 PhDs and design his machines.
11 PhDs. Seems reasonable
@@blueberryjelly9815 From what I remember, demo's eyeball was possessed by the Bombonomicon when he was a kid while doing some cleaning for Merasmus.
Actually his grand father made the turret design
@@geoshark12 I don't think they're the same model. Engineer specifically says "designed by me, built by me."
@@majickman he made improvments and redesinged the turets but the consept is there just modernized.
“My rivalry with engineers is considerable.”
You should take up being a Spy main.
“i don’t think engineering wise, that makes any sense as a flamethrower”
every TF2 player/user that knows about the TF2 lore: “oh you have NO. IDEA.”
It's just a leaf blower
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Abraham Lincon was the first pyro
He also invented stairs
Tumor bread
Uber, or technically Über- means "above" or expresses something that is especially potent or goes beyond limits. The infamous Übermensch means Superhuman, and Übertreibung means exaggeration.
Oh, thanks!
Couldn’t it technically also mean somehow like „Überladen/Overcharge“. You know something of a higher Power output, wich could result in the invincibility it can give?
@@standardheat-fs8159 yup
It's also a cognate with English "upper" and "over"
So the Heavy when UberCharged is super human,makes sense
I love how people assume Heavy isn't smart when in lore, (Nerd over here) he has a PHD in Russian literature
I've met the language types, they really aren't the brightest. It checks out.
Funnily enough since medic lost his license, that makes him the only true doctor in the team
@@screwgoogle4993 He’s kinda like Patrick Star (early). While he is definitely not the brightest, he does have weird sprouts of genius here and there that makes you go “Huh! Maybe there is someone home! But I don’t think the lights are on.”
@@qwerty_ops1246 I'm pretty sure engineer has 11 PhDs.
@@thisisacommentandsoisthis6440 even so it means theres two people whom are more qualified for the title of doctor than the medic
4:29
Fun Fact: That counter right there is a kill count. We know this since after his sentry kills a heavy, the tally went up, bringing the count to 210. So canonically, the engineer keeps a tally of every single kill he scores. By this little detail, We now know that although Engineer is by far the most stable mercenary of the entire group. He's still as much of a psychopath as the rest of the team. A stable one at that, but a psychopath nevertheless...
With eleven PhDs, on top of that!
Who also cut his hand off for a robot arm and helped medic place a guy's soul in a pumpkin. Insane, but fun too.
@@thunderspark1536 I mean, the most insane stuff he does is usually something Medic thought of, do I think that's kind of on Medic, not Engineer.
Well technically Scout's less of a psychopath and more of a sociopath
I'd go with more like a sociopath, but he is still crazy
14:40 Fun fact in the game if you kill a Scout there is a slight chance that a dove flies out, which is a homage to this scene, mostly this can be done by exploding him.
Hahaha. I love it
Its a 25% chance I believe
that is also why scout counts as two players when capturing a point or pushing the cart
@@waron4fun597 Finally, some answers.
@@beansalesmann2769 I think it is way lower than that... about 1%
As a german I can confirm, that in fact every german doctor operates like medic in Meet the Medic
That explains your high life expectancy. I too would live a very healthy life to avoid that guy lol
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview I know this has nothing to do with the comment but I just wanna say that the medic has healed demomans eye back several times but it always haunts them on Halloween.
Oh dear lord 😂
So you can replace my little heart with baboon heart?
@@youtubeguy5454 in other words, look into the TF2 LORE for answers to this game 😂
“Guns and drinking don’t mix”
Clearly you haven’t seen a Russian
I stay away for the reasons you outlined lol
Me: *looks at heavy* "aren't you....
Heavy: *smiles* I am heavy Russian guy
Me: AAAA...
Funnily enough the Soviet army did ration 100 grams of vodka a day for advancing troops but today I'd say alcohol and guns is more of an American pastime
@@TheSuspectOnFoot It supposed to reduce combat stress and numb pain from wounds. As you can't get wasted from 100 grams.
Funny thing is that the Heavy is never shown drinking heavily.
"Uber" literally translates to "over/higher" in german, in which it is written as "Über".
Also, the reason why medic cant heal demos missing eye is because demo lost his eye as a child to a wizard who cursed it, so that makes perfect sense
No, Merasmus didn't do it, it was the book.
pretty sure it's the eye socket that's cursed, not the eye itself
Fun fact, Medic restore Demoman's missing eye a lot of times, but every halloween, his eye become Monoculus and tries to kill the mercs, so Medic became bored of the situation and decided to erase Demoman's memory sometimes for him to forget that Medic CAN restore his missing eye
I love the fact that you actually use a top-classed military pov to analysed each of these fictional characters fuelled with either alcohol, radiation, magic or Australium
Sometimes all of them at once
Don’t forget lead poisoning
Australium🤣🤣🤣
Don't forget about aliens, and bread with tumors
And rubber ducks
Soldier's whole character isn’t suppose to make sense, he went to the US Recruitment office in 1939 to sign up in every single branch of the military. He was denied for all of them so he spent money for a ticket to Poland all by himself so he could fight Nazis for 10 years (finished in 1949, 4 years after the war ended)
One of his voices lines is “I once met a man in German, he was asking for directions (Something Something)
@@mrgritz8018 It was more like "I once killed nazi in German, he was asking for directions"
I know about how soldier doesn't make sense, after all it is a game and he is comedic gold, but if he had waited until 1941 or 42 he could've gotten in the military
He never even went to war, he just got turned down, yet that didn’t stop him from killing people!
@Bob Stone also too the solder in tf2 suffers from led poisoning.
I love how the Pyro is committing all sorts of war crimes and no one does anything to stop him.
We just witnessed what happens when someone tries to stop him. You'd be better off leveling the place with an airstrike.
@@JamesPolymer I dunno man, he might reflect your rockets.
@@dooplon5083 Bullets and kamikaze pilots:
Am I just a figment of your imagination?
@@snooze2699 Bullets would kill, yes, but if I reflect the planes they'll switch teams and I'll be ok :)
@Ace Mace uno reverse card is the second thing more powerfull in universe
And the 1 № is Ednaldo Pereira
I like how in the timestamps Meet the Medic is "Doctor", Meet the Pyro is "Therapist" and Meet the Soldier is "Shovel" lmao.
Fun fact: Although the heavy may seem like a meat head, he actually has a PhD in Russian Literature and is actually very smart. The only ones with Doctorates in the game are the Heavy and the Engineer.
Well medic had a medical license but then stole someone’s skeleton
No, heavy's PhD isn't canon
@@kaned2732 09:59
And demo
@@blakecacini8016 Its not NOT canon, VALVe lore is always kept in a way that it is canon but also not canon, leaving it usually to the game its in, meaning heavy is both Dr. Heavy and not Dr. Heavy
I think one thing that was missed is that the tf2 team isn't part of the Military, but rather mercenaries, so for example, heavy refers to "sasha" as his gun because he never learned otherwise
It’s because it weighs 150 Kilograms and fires 200$ custom-tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minutes so it costs 400,000$ to fire his weapon for 12 seconds :)
@@mrgritz8018 if i could i would sell those bullets.
@@Sir_GrimReaper then you need to sell those bullets to someone who's has a gun just like Heavy
@@slavic_viking9638 here in brazil i can easily find one criminal that would buy these.
10k rounds of the minigun would cost 2 million
Fun fact: the Engineer has 11 phds mostly in the engineering field.
Also shown in mentioned in the comics the Demoman's body is basically a whole Brewery and if he's sober he operates like a normal person would when drunk.
...does demo piss gin?
Auto Brewery Syndrome is a real medical condition
Wow
There’s comics for this game?
@@TetanicRain a pretty good amount of them, they expand on the lore and have a good story
Paul: [explaining why Heavy calling Sasha a gun is inaccurate]
Heavy: Some people think they can outsmart me.
Well timed unpauses.
Something about someone learning about TF2 for the first time brings warmness to my heart
Me too, it’s just oddly so entertaining.
does your heart then go "coo"? might wanna get that checked out
Especially when we get to Pyro
I love the detail that the Medic puts his gloves on AFTER he’s done with surgery
He just took new ones without heavy blood on'em.
Is filty in there, better not stain those gloves
@@disteko2011 No, if you watch his hands, they don't have any gloves on.
I guess up close and personal medical wirk to his degree requires a human touch and not a rubber touch?
What part of “That’s how I lost my medical license” didn’t you understand?
Yeah i wonder what all disease they get because of bad medic XD
The reason for the "optical mask" is that they might be responsible for Pyro's hallucinations (although it isn't outright confirmed). This is backed up by the fact that there's an item in the game called the provision goggles which cause you to see things in a similar way to the Pyro character (pastel colors, bubbles instead of fire, ect).
Also, fun fact:
Sniper's piss jars are an actual weapon in the game.
Hahahha. Oh. Oh my.
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview Jarate!!
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview It's the Jar Based Karate. Jarate Which in game "gives those covered the sudden shame of being covered in piss" and take more damage from you and your team to kill them faster or to get the jump on an a bigger badder class then you to kinda even the playing field or give an opening to escape like a yellow misty ninja smoke bomb that makes the other guy fuck off to not take extra damage. You can also use the piss to dose your and your teammates of fire if the pyro shows up.
the goggles were given to pyro by Mann Co to make him believe he is doing good, just to keep him fighting
For the last time, the mask isn’t what causes the hallucinations. Pyrovision Goggles were created to simulate what he sees, same way that wearing infra-red goggles doesn’t mean you see in infra-red the rest of the time. They were part of an event and don’t even look similar to each other, Pyro is genuinely schizophrenic.
Did you know the way spy reacted as scout when they shot blue spy is exactly how red scout reacted to the tumor bread on expiration date, he payed attention and acted how a scout would react in a surprised way to keep a good facade, i LOVE that detail
About that "it can't heal back someone's missing eye, what a ripoff" bit, it's actually explained quite hilariously in the TF2 official comics that if the Demoman would get his eye back, his eye would become a classic 80's-90's pop culture monster and try to kill everyone each Halloween (known as Scream Fortress), so my guess is that the medic's medigun is carefully programmed not to heal the Demomans eye.
I forgot about that XD pretty funny
My guess was that the gun only healed resent injuries.
The eye socket is haunted so he can place back the eye, but not use the Medigun. And demo forgets about it because Medic scooped a part of demos brain so he would stop asking. And demomans response is “Aye, fair enough”
@@jb-wc1hx explains how it cant revive people ( it can but it needs a device like in mvm )
@@FED0RA Even with the device he can only revive people who died within around 8 seconds
"Other than being fast and having a baseball bat, im not sure what makes him so special"
Got it in one
Well, Scout can double-jump in-game. Being able to literally jump off air and change direction mid-air might qualify as a superpower... which wouldnt be too out of place in the TF2 universe considering Medic can bring back people who have been dead for 12 hours or in bloody chunks, and the mercs know a befuddled and immortal wizard who claims to be variously 7,000 or 9,000 years old (but is probably lying).
For the curious, what the Red Spy said was, "My little cauliflower."
Hahaha nice
ah, never searched it up but i knew deep inside that he said a flower of sorts.
The literal translation is “my dear little flower”
@@daxain7368 I see, thank you.
@@daxain7368 Correct
“Is the doctor also a therapist”
Sir I think the doctor *needs* a therapist
Not the red one, the blue one is in a *great* need of a therapist
@@0skaroooolol *It's eternity in there...*
@@average_elegant430"My eyes hurt"
@@0skaroooolol It’s longer than you think…
Gott Helfe Mir
3 Fun facts, scout was literally in lore a gift from god and can’t die until he has sex with every woman on earth. And spy is his father who left his mom when he was young and scout couldn’t be strong against other kids so he just decided to learn how to run fast
Scout had 7 brothers, and always had a problem with his brothers getting into fights and ending them before he got there. So he learned how to run fast simply to beat people up before his brothers caught up with him
Sniper is actually a Zew Zealand blood born, but was found by Australians. Because Australians are all massively buff, he had to learn how to climb trees and throw rocks at them to avoid bullying (I think because he didn't grow chest hair at a young age).
Make this thread random family facts of characters. Someone do Demoman or Heavy next
Heavy’s father, and by extension, the rest of the family, are fugitives being hunted down by the KGB, and so they had to hide in an isolated, snowy area in Siberia, Heavys sister dated soldier and he sends his fight money to his family to support them.
Demo literally cannot live without alcohol, he has drank so much that if he sobers up, you literally have to inject whiskey or smth into his bloodstream.
what
Fun fact: The red team stands for reliable excavation demolition when blu stands for builders league united. These are why the red teams logo is a bomb and blus is a wrench.
And paradoxically, BLU are the ones pushing bombs in payload maps.
@@ethanlivemere1162 ......well they had to build the bomb they push in the cart to the enemy base.
Huh I did not know that. That's cool. Thanks friend.
*R.E.D team still best team...*
🖤😂🖤
@@sonyanightmare2783 *FACTS*
My favorite bit about Meet The Pyro was that before it released, pyro players were just considered annoying tryhards that hold down forward and the fire button and just hope to hit someone with fire.
After the video released, they're that, but also now considered incomprehensible psychopaths that are probably wanted in 8 states.
W+M1 for the win.
They are sweaty tryhards , but no psychopats, just furries, which is considerably worse to everyone involved
@@ianfinrir8724 works everytime
I just do pyro because it doesn’t need my horrible aim
@@secretname2670 also snipers and spies
I love how this dude says how bad these guys would be in the military when that's like the whole point lmao
I think it is canon that Soldier was rejected from all branches of the military so he bought a ticket to Poland and fought Nazis there until 1949.
The war still ends in 1945 in this universe.
@@classifiedad1the war ends in 1945 irl too
@@someguy7110no shit sherlock
@@someguy7110yeah that’s why he said “still”
@@someguy7110 wow
14:11 Answering your question: The Übercharge is an ability the Medic can perform on every other class (including another Medic), not just on Heavy. This makes you and your teammate of choice invincible for a short period of time. It can be used to keep your team at the advantage when things start getting out of control or to completely turn the table if you're losing badly.
Yeah but he is asking what über actually means, but to answer that i don’t know thr exact translation to English but it can mean over or above
@@warthundercanblunder850 yeah, but in "ubercharge" it means overcharge or overload.
@@arielshadow7667 eh close enough on the right translation
@@warthundercanblunder850 I think it means "Super" or something idk.
@@evangonzalez7732 nah super is super in German
Fun fact: TF2 actually takes place in 1968, just in an alternate history setting. Australia discovered a rare metal that made everyone ripped, gave them mustaches, and lead to futuristic technological developments before it was all used up.
Wait that brings the question…did Saxton Hale snort Australium
@@mrgritz8018 yes
@@petrhamera9399 No..? The fact that he's buffed has nothing to do with australium. He's born like that.
@Aquarium Gravel That isn't necessarily the case. Most Aussies became normal after the Australium supply ended around 1972. Hale was an exception because 3 of his family's generations (Barnabus Hale, Billious Hale and himself) had been around the material DIRECTLY, unlike most Aussies that just felt its secondary effects.
14:38 fun fact: in the game, sometimes when you kill a scout,a dove comes out,a reference to meet the medic
Your 69th like, here
Only works if you kill himnwith explosion
20:07 the fact he took down an enemy larger and likely physically stronger than himself is an indicator that Scout is stronger than he appears.
Don't forget that this was blue Heavy
And i mean that blue team always loses in official animations
So yeah he is probably weaker and less smart than red Heavy
He does have a baseball bat while Heavy is fighting with his bare hands, but yes, it's impressive.
@@wombat4191 heavies fists are far better weapons than scout’s bat.
@@TeenWithACarrotIDK In game damage numbers of weapons have no bearing on what happens on these videos. By common sense, using a baseball bat gives you a pretty obvious advantage over bare hands in a fight.
TF2 doesn't exactly score high on the reality scale, but that's part of its charm.
When it comes to the accents. They were asked about this when it came to the sniper, as it was pointed out that several of the developers were Australian. (As I remember it)
They responded with something like "Why should they give the Australian a real accent when they hadn't given anyone else a real accent".
true equality right there
I’m pretty sure that he was a kiwi then moved to Australian
@@Colossal... well a kiwi that was lauched to Australia as a baby, and your accent changes / developes to be similar to those around you
@@Colossal... If by moved to Australia you mean sent there as a baby because his dad was insane and predicted an apocalypse that never happened, then yes.
@@GogiRegion i remember his biological parents , evil parents xd
The Scout introduction isn't confusing at all.
It's perfectly encapsulate his character: Fast, loud, and annoying. From his character to the play style, that is just about it.
Plus maybe self aware that he's in a game. Maybe.
@@theofficerfactory2625 If you look closely at the camera, you can see his fingerprint on it during the last few shots of him speaking to it, which is a very nice detail.
@@seanironfist8887 there is a comic that talks about a cameramam to make an interview to the team
@@theofficerfactory2625 "yeah I dare ya to rage quit, make us both happy" scout domination line
Plus the fact that with enough competence you can kill anyone. Not a scoutmain i swear
The scary thing about Pyro is that he unknowingly does that. He also, presumably, did all that destruction on his own, as everyone nearby was… you know… unalived…
“Maybe it’s a large pot containing a whale heart…”
It’s kinda disturbing how likely that possibility is considering what the medic has done in the comics
What the hell did he do in the comics
@@beepbop7741 (I don't know English very well so I understand in two ways) he sold the souls of the mercenaries to the devil or he has the souls of the mercenaries in his body and he cannot go to hell
@@beepbop7741 baboon uteruses in the team fortress classic mercenaries. Specifically 9 in the classic heavy, if I'm not mistaken. Brought sniper back to life and sold his soul to the devil, but bought the souls of the mercs and surgycally atatched them to his, making him the major share holder of his soul, and virtually immortal.
you should read the comics if you havn't yet, took me about 3 hours to read all of them + the war comic and it was the best fun I've ever had with comics.
sold his soul a in "the medic sold his own soul"**
Didn’t medic take all of the Merc’s souls and then sell 2? One to get back and the other for a pen he faked to be a baboon impregnator-conductor thingy whatever he called it?
Fun fact: scout is literally gods gift to earth in the tf2 lore
Thats true cause when I pick Scout I always end 80/5
Eh maybe it’s never clarified wether Scout did truly meet God or rather he imagined it seen as how the sniper also died and saw his parents in heaven so it could be possible that Scout did meet God buts it’s also possible Heaven in the tf2 universe is just what you want it to be kind of situation
@@josethethinket9819 scout didn’t know tom cruise was dead but tom cruise was killed again by the cherubim so he wouldn’t find out tom wasn’t actually his dad or dead. so im p sure for him its confirmed at least
Wait wasn’t it Tom Jones?
@@springtrap1156 spy disguised himself as Tom Jones. Soldier killed the real one earlier in the run, then the cherubs did it again to keep the ruse up
There is a russian saying, "boolet is dumb, only goes where you point," meant to teach safety. Heavy is implying he's surrounded by idiots.
Not much of an implication, it’s outright fact. Remember, Heavy is the only other mercenary besides Engie to have a PHD (unless Medic is said to have one, but I somehow doubt that, considering he lost his med license).
@@MisterFiasco well he had,but he lost cause hes a maniac like everyone
@@MisterFiasco Heavy's reaction to the medigun sewing him up after surgery tells me he has respect for the Medic as well
@@MisterFiasco It's worth noting that pretty much no one in the entire TF2 universe is anything other than stupid and deranged
Not surprising seeing how he's one of the two members of the team to have a PhD.
13:38 the Ubercharge can be used on any class, not just Heavy. And if Demoman grows his eye back it will become haunted and attack the team, so Medic probably programed the Medi-gun to not heal his eye.
“Other than being fast and hitting people with a baseball bat… not really sure what makes him special”
The answer is that he can run really fast and hit people with a baseball bat xD
He can also throw a meat cleaver at people really fast as well.
He also loves his baseball ball.
I honestly haven't played TF2 and I don't know how to play it
@@lazerninja710 on community servers unless you want to fight bots, for one
Well he can also double jump so
The Medic has actually tried to heal Demo’s eye before, and succeeded; however, since the eye socket was cursed by an ancient, magical book about explosives (which is owned by the Soldier’s former roommate, who is a wizard), the eye gained sentience, grew giant and attempted to kill them all on Halloween.
No, I didn’t make any of that up. TF2 Lore is some weird stuff.
the tf2 lore is so weird
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview the medic also stole a guy's skeleton, which can be heard at the start of the meet the medic, tricked the Devil Himself and own the other 8 mercenary souls, as he sold his own. the concept of the übercharce is that medic can ubercharge any of the mercenaries, to give them a health boost, or damage, depending of the equipment, like the kritzkrieg, a different equipment in game.
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview also, it is stated in the comics that scout is a gift to women.
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview spy is scouts dad
@@amebee709 but can’t spy only turn into people when they killed them?
then that means he killed his son
In the Uncensored version of Meet the Demoman, Demo actually said "They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me".
Good to know
What uncensored version, there's no sea monsters at Loch Ness.
What monsters? 😳
@@ppukumberoze1435 Loch ness monster.
@@nobudobu5444 What are you taking about?
19:49 what makes him special is that he can double jump, and he can too capture points X2 faster
Thus, he pushes Payload cart twice faster
@@creepergoboom2943 Yes
As a sniper/spy main, I can confirm. You get into a casual match with one of those good bastards and they're actually hard to hit.
soldier's little speech is actually hilarious
(according to soldier) sun tzu invented fighting, perfected the art, presumably fought for money and used it to buy 2 of every animal, put them all on a boat and killed them all with his bare hands. from that day forward, anytime there are animals together in a single place it's called a zoo (tzu), unless its a farm
Considering the fact that in the TF2 universe Shakespeare invented rocket jumping and Abraham Lincoln later invented stairs because rocket jumping to the 2nd floor is too dangerous, Soldier may actually be telling the 100% truth.
@@ethanlivemere1162
The thing is, Soldier mostly told all that, so he could just be completely insane and none of that is true.
We may never know
@@thefvguy5648 Considering that Shakespeare is Shakespearicles in TF2, it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if Sun Tzu was actually Sun Zoo in their universe. That or Soldier’s been drinking too much lead.
@@ethanlivemere1162 except that in TF2, zoos were canonically invented by Saxton Hale's sworn enemy Charles Darling. as far as i know, the word "zoo" has no real meaning whatsoever
@@TheRyderShotgunn I forgot about that part. Good catch! Honestly, TF2 lore is so deep and ridiculous that it’s hard to keep track of it all.
Tf2 characters all have different designs so from a far you can quickly identify what class that is and fight accordingly
Also they all have very quake inspired weapons like the minigun, double barrel shotgun and the rocket launcher because the first game came out during the "very quake like shooter" time on half life engine
Good point!
You are thinking Team Fortress Classic, which was a Valve-made mod for Half-Life. The original Team Fortress was a Quake 1 mod. Valve hired some of the guys who made it. Not surprising to have Quake weapons on a Quake mod.
@@Kissamiess nah, most of the tf2 weapons like the shotgun, rocket launcher, grenade launcher were inspired by quake. The pipes even look exactly like quake
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 It's almost like that's because Team Fortress started as a quake mod.
During the meet the pyro its not an therapy its an interview, one guy came to film all the classes (hes dead now" but obviously he cant interview pyro since you cant make sense of his speech, also the mask distorts his vision cus the company that supplies the mercs with weapons said so lul
the lore is so weird
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview its great and bizzare, in its golden time valve released bunch of comics for tf2 and the latest are rly good
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview TF2 lore is insane, I love it.
Especially when it pertains to Australia and New Zealand.
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview The pyro crafted the flamethrower by hand
Okay during meet the pyro what your seeing is called pyro vision, it's specifically designed for the pyro
Fun fact about engineer: he cut his own hand off and replaced it with a robot hand (which is a cosmetic called the gun slinger) and putting a glove over it so people don’t know he cut his hand off
It's not a cosmetic though, it changes like half the engineer's gameplay
It is though
@@SunnyDarling335 No, it's what's called a "melee weapon"
Question: where did Engineer lost his left glove?
Fun coincidence: a tech specialist from another game (Gaige, from Borderlands 2) did the exact same thing, to the exact same hand.
I often wonder if Gaige and Engineer are actually related... I mean, superintelligent, check. Built an autonomous killing machine (Sentry for Engie, Deathtrap for gaige), check. They lopped off their own hand for science, check. Have more degrees than a thermometer, check. The only difference between the two is that Engie is a mellow dude, while Gaige is extra peppy - then again, she's a teen, while he's in his forties...
Fun fact: medic actually can heal demomans missing eye, and has done so several times, but the eye socket is cursed so that every Halloween the eye pops out, grows to gargantuan scale, gains self awareness and magical powers, and goes around blowing stuff and/or people up with smaller explosive rocket propelled eyeballs
Wow i didnt know that
Apparently it once tried to travel back in time to become their parents.
Poor demo that's why he has a picture of his left eye as one of his many cosmetics
doesnt it become a different monster eye each time. i know he mentions a vampire your eye. monoculous was just one year of monster eye
Yep. Demoman’s eye was cursed because he read from the Bombinomicon as a child while doing a job for the self-proclaimed evil wizard Marasmus. Moral of the story: when an evil wizard tells you not to read from a spellbook of his, you probably shouldn’t try to read it.
22:03 You can equip the piss jars as a *weapon.* That's right, the Sniper can throw his own piss at enemies to debuff them and uncloak Spies. Polite he may be, but sanitary he isn't.
It’s a form of jar-based karate, Jarate, if you would
If he was sanitary - he wouldn't be a sniper.
Well, he is efficient. Why waste perfectly good product that you collect over time doing what may feel like the least efficient thing.
Yeah he literally had to use bladder inflation medicin
All of the playable characters in this game are Mercenaries for one reason or another. Hence the mish-mash of ethnicities, personalities, and backgrounds.
Most of them are crazy because what nutjob would fight over gravel and family secrets?
For over 150 years
They get payed 7 digit figures
But yeah, they're all insane cause Helen looked for the best loonies to fuel her bloodlust, and the Mann Brothers as well as Saxton Hale like being in the company of mass murderers (Peobably because they themselves are such)
Fun Fact: The Heavy fires his Minigun for exactly 12 seconds in his “meet the x” video.
ALSO he is in debt
The whistle at the end of "Meet the Pyro(maniac)" always makes me shiver.
@Space Vatnik BRAAAUUUUGH
I love how this guy is comparing the US Military to these Mercenaries.
Us military isn't fictional so they cant be that overpowered, if you want to see a overpowered us army, see the Combine in half life.
I love how he says to not call it a gun as if heavy would know this
Soldier is the only thing comparable to the us military, and that guy actually self trained himself to be what HE thinks is a us soldier!
@@Leekodot15 soldier was actually denied to serve in WWII so he just went to Europe and fought anyway only one problem was that it was 1949.
@@genericname4739 Yup! That mad man actually went to kill Nazi's just because he wanted to!
One important fact is that this game takes place in the late 1960’s to early 1970’s, so they have no safety standards. They are also insanely technologically advanced because video game lore.
So they have more lore than overwatch
@@code066funkinbird3 easily.
@@zimNvgcatsfan Much much more. There's a whole superman story for sniper I won't spoil because it's batshit funny.
@@thunderspark1536 “so he’s basically reverse superman or something”
@@zimNvgcatsfan OK thanks
Another fun fact I see many people talk about. If scout is completely blown up there's a chance of it spawning a *dove, a reference to the ending scene in meet the medic
It spawns a dove, not a pidgeon
The fact that every Merc in TF2 is some variety of insane is amazing to me, some more obvious like Medic and Soldier while some more subtle like Engie and Heavy, but all of them are some kind of crazy and that's amazing
Also no those photos of Spy and Scouts mom isn't photo shop Spy Is actually Scouts dad
@@wiiblii8584 Yeah there was no such thing as photoshop in 1968
@Matix 777 The soldier is also stupid
@Matix 777 i like how sniper is just "throws piss at people" lmao
It definitely adds charm and life to the characters.
Fun fact:
Spy's disguise is just a mask of the mercenaries
That's because most test players shot at the teammates spies when they disguised. Valve tried to just put an UI icon above the spy, but that was out of place in the game. Then, someone thought about a creative solution: the masks.
Maybe, the mercenaries are too dumb to notice that it's just a mask
@@xavierchaves wouldn’t be surprised with the whole led water thing
@@omegamartlemon1408 good point except ms pauling says “thats why we gave you guys bottled water” meaning they never had any lead water
@@toast9219 soldier: bottled what now?
Fun fact: "Scout" in Meet the Spy actually only hit his finger with the safe side of the blade. He didn't actually hurt himself minus maybe pinching the skin a bit.
Also "my little cabbage" wasnt too far off. It's actually "my little cauliflower". Im learning French
The Pyro intro is kind of accurate to the level of brutality the Pyro can engage in when properly used on his team.
The flamethrower is a terrifying weapon when caught off guard, the shotgun is great for handling that occasional Scunt who tries to b*tch out, and the melee weapon..... is good for giving Demoknights nightmares.
Dude I remember being under a platform and an enemy pyro ambushed us from above (and we were 5 people) and he killed every one of us..
As a certified medic main, I can say that ubercharge works on everyone. Heavies just get the most pocket healers.
For non-players, heavy dishes our the most damage per second with his gun, but his size and slow moving speed makes him easy to hit. The medic can literally take cover behind his body, so a common strategy is the medic sticking to heavy like glue. He starts with the most health and when continually healed, he can soak up a lot of damage even before the Uber, when he usually becomes the front end of push into enemy encampments. There’s a few ways to counter him, but for the most part an Uber charged heavy can destroy anything in front of him before the invincibility wears off, making it a very common strategy.
@@kagato23 >another heavy with the holiday punch in a random crits enabled server has joined the game
@@kagato23 That said, if one happens to use the Krizkrieg, while the Heavy remains a completely viable option, consider getting a Soldier or Demoman as your buddy.
@@kagato23 It also takes the longest to overheal him(temporary additional health), so you can build Uber faster.(Uber build slower if you're overhealed)
The post credit scene for meet the medic even shows the rest of the mercs lined up for Uber heart transplants
Sadly the game has been mostly forgotten by Valve. But when you get to a server without bots its a blast of a game!
What you talking about?! They added snakes !
Yeah it is a blast
-demo and soldier mains
But still top 10 on steam since it came out on steam in like 2012, pretty impressive
@@PrimarchRoboleonFrenchyman It came out in 2007 but alright
"Without Bots." That's the dream
"Other than being fast and hitting people with a baseball bat, I'm a little confused on what makes him special"
Thats all. Thats his whole character. He ran fast and died a virgin
That’s a lie, scout is the strongest character in the game, not really scout himself, but that scattergun combined with his speed, 3 shot heavy, 2 shot basically everyone else.
@@thatrandomgamer722 medic is better
Remember in experation date the way he got girls?
I know that's it's unanimously decided that scouts visit to God was a concussion induced dream, but he has pulled several fried chicken tramps in his merc days
Apparantly Scout is, in this canon, God's gift to women and can't die until he beds every woman on Earth. And, y'know, he pulled at least one woman over some fried chicken.
Fun fact: since the meet the team videos were canonically made by a character, that means they picked a side.
This is the reason why in the meet the team videos, it shows the blu team being defeated or killed by red.
He was supposed to interview the BLU team after he was done with RED but the Administrator had him killed before he could, that's why we only see RED killing BLU.
Engineer 3/10? Damn this guy really hates engineers
The sibling rivalry is real.
(Of course I am kidding, I'm actually really close with my bros)
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview i know mate, good video btw
Uncle Dane is shaking
I mean, that's just the average TF2 player opinion of Engi.
@@Heidegaff *sniper
The pee jars can actually be used as a weapon in game it’s known as the jarate and if any player is hit with it they’re covered in pee and thus said covered player if hurt by another player it will result in a Mini Crit
It also puts out flaming teammates!
and yourself if you're on fire
and expose spies
In real life, throwing a jar of urine at someone's head would cause a skull fracture.
@@ianfinrir8724 *hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor*
IMPORTANT NOTE
the reason it inflicts mini crits is because the covered enemy lost his will to live. No wanky unexplainable game mechanics. I think that's pretty funny lmfao
I didn't know what to expect and how they would be graded, but the entertainment value for the video is definitely 10/10
Thanks man!
17:54 ACTUALLY
TF2 is in Australia, where LPG powered cars (propane powered cars) are common place and the trigger is a fuel pump so its quite possible that would work. It just isnt a flamethrower, its a massive blowtorch; a flamethrower is a flammable fluid pissing super soaker that also lights the affore-mentioned fluid on fire, a blowtorch is a flammable gas burping spraycan that lights the affore-mentioned gas alight. Though the "flamethrower" in game functions like a blowtorch, as with most games.
TL;DR: Aussie fuel pumps can shoot propane, so thats a viable blowtorch.
12:53 " i appreciate they can heal someone who literally had their heart torn out of their body, but it cannot heal that man's missing eye" had me laughing so hard
You know what's even funnier. There's an actual reason for this too in the comics.
@@dkgamer12m74 ye
His eyesocket is haunted.
That turns into a demonic monster every Halloween. Medic tried eight times, and even being able to surgically transplant souls he can't do shit about his eye socket
Fun fact: in TF2 lore, abraham lincoln invented rocket jumping.
Actually Shakespearaclese did, Abraham Lincoln perfected it
@@metaforth oh ok
@@metaforth so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
Also Abraham Lincoln became blu team's pyro
PEFFORZA REGÀ
"Explosives and drinks don't mix"
Funnily enough Demo mixed a drink and explosive substance before, even made it blow up as he spat it too
I want it as a taunt kill. Takes a swig then spits forwards
@@Tweedle-Stupid there's a taunt like that, not a taunt kill though. It's called "Spent Well Spirits."
The man with a deadpan pokerface saying "This is absolutely hilarious"...
With the heavy, he has the ammo belts around his neck on backwards. Any experienced soldier would carry them with the bullet pointed out. It helps prevent the neck being chafed.
But heavy most likely has a really heavy bulletproof vest on, as he's a bodybuilder, and the vest is probably what gives him his immense health pool. My guess is the ammo belts wouldn't chafe too much because of the vest, and it would at most be such a minor inconvenience in combat that it's negligible. Although he would probably take it off when not in combat though.
Chafed?
Heavy kills bears with his bare hands daily, an ammo belt doesn't seem like a problem
He don't Even have a neck
They are not bullets they are orange crayons
The thing with the eye is that demoman as akid went to work on a haunted house as a cleaner then gazed upon a evil book "the bombonominicon" or somtin and it cursed his eye, in order to save it the houses owner a wizard, did sum spell and thus demos eye, the house and the wizard were gone, sometimes the eye returns and tries to kill the team
that is so bizarre
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview And that same Wizard is also the Soldier's roommate, his' name is Merasmus, and he owes money to multiple mafias.
@Shagun 10
Fun fact:The bombonominicon book you were talking about is a reference to the fictional book the Necronomicon from the Lovecraftian Universe.Howard Phillips Lovecraft was an american writter who was borned in 1890 and he died in 1937 and he wrote horror and SF books, a very original style for that time you can find him on the internet and The Necronomicon was a book that drove a lot of charecters mad.
If a self-proclaimed evil wizard tells you not to read a book of his, you probably shouldn’t read from it or else you might end up having to fight a giant sentient version of your own eye on Halloween! TF2 lore gets weird.
@@MilitaryHistoryGearReview and the Bombinomicon is also a book with, and I quote, "over 400 pages of spells, enchantments, recipes, and anecdotes about blowing things up." So you can see why Demoman would want to read it.
"Is Team Fortress 2 just a drinking game?"
No. Is hat collecting simulator.
War themed hat simulator
@@youssefbarrek8089a cold war themed hat simulator!
@@lou626 The coldest of wars >:D
The worlds first war themed hat simulator
@@katlynlazuli8954 *3rd in-game class would like to deny that.*
17:45
It says “Optical Mask” because the goggles are what makes Pyro see that stuff that Pyro sees. The Pyrovision Goggles are an equippable item in-game, and that three-belled horn (the Rainblower) is a flamethrower type weapon that Pyro can use.
2:14 fun fact: the full, uncensored version of this line is "They got more monsters in the loch ness than they've got the likes of me" and was decided on by fans, well after any of the meet the team videos were uploaded.
Why is censored tho?
@@chocolatesquirrel2002 government cover up joke. "They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great loch ness than they got the likes of me"
@@chocolatesquirrel2002 Cause is funni
Like, hearing 6 secs of straight bleeping makes you think Demo's saying all kinds of racist shit or something lmao
"I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Bonk! Enjoyers: Hold my arrhythmia.
And my radiation poisoning
Atomic Punch*
The funny thing about the Soldier is, he use to be quite abit more sane but evidently turned down the bottled water given to the mercs and only drank tap which is a bad thing because the Merc War caused the water system for the area to be massively tainted with lead.
obviously they put the mind control drugs in the bottles, he had to turn them down
Excuse for the writers to write Soldier badly in the comics