Army Combat Veteran Reacts to Team Fortress 2 - Meet Them All

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  • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
    @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  Год назад +75

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    • @4bidden1s
      @4bidden1s Год назад +2

      ​@@gloryvampire3343He wears it because his eye is cursed, and it becomes a big creature every Halloween

    • @RandomIdiotofthecentury
      @RandomIdiotofthecentury 6 месяцев назад

      Demoman actually needs alcohol to survive due to drinking too much.

  • @CIoudStriker
    @CIoudStriker 2 года назад +5545

    Medic tried healing Demoman's eye. Several times. Every time, it mutated into a monster and tried to kill the entire team by next Halloween. Demoman's eye socket is canonically *haunted.*

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 2 года назад +481

      A family curse, mind you. He's overdue to lose the other one.

    • @janharnisch9592
      @janharnisch9592 2 года назад +144

      Wasn't it by every Halloween?

    • @CIoudStriker
      @CIoudStriker 2 года назад +60

      @@janharnisch9592 Maybe, I'm not 100% sure.

    • @acuteavocado1962
      @acuteavocado1962 2 года назад +150

      @@CIoudStriker im pretty sure its the eye socket itself thats cursed

    • @Zpixi09
      @Zpixi09 2 года назад +22

      Every Halloween

  • @LoriLovi
    @LoriLovi 3 года назад +3776

    *Listens to the Soldier's opening monologue*
    "That doesn't make any sense."
    *_Yes._*

    • @NezomShark
      @NezomShark 3 года назад +111

      And he did a war crime to rate 2/10 soldier! >:v

    • @deltasexual8251
      @deltasexual8251 3 года назад +56

      Nothing makes sense in da world of Tf2.

    • @BryantVonMiller
      @BryantVonMiller 3 года назад +9

      Hey lori, adorable profile photo you got!

    • @bradeye1133
      @bradeye1133 2 года назад +6

      @@NezomShark he should be sentenced to teleporting bread forever!

    • @ShadowDuty7
      @ShadowDuty7 2 года назад +3

      *Dear god*

  • @hdog9046
    @hdog9046 3 года назад +7302

    The Demoman's eye was cursed by a wizard, and turned into Monoculous, a giant floating eye, that's why his eye can't be healed. The lore for this game is crazy.

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +2269

      That is crazy

    • @kermoots9261
      @kermoots9261 3 года назад +1313

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview According to the lore, every time the medic has put an eye back in Demoman's eye socket it just becomes haunted and gigantic again at halloween every year and tries to kill them. That's why in the game there's a giant eye boss every year during the halloween events.

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 3 года назад +668

      Also, the medic scooped part of the demoman's brain so he would stop asking to get his eyes fixed. That eye socket is haunted.

    • @jockdouglass3824
      @jockdouglass3824 3 года назад +267

      @@thorveim1174 and demo is a bit dumber cause lobotomy is not an exact science.

    • @infodeprived3119
      @infodeprived3119 3 года назад +222

      the they wont grow it back is its not just the eye thats cursed, but the eye SOCKET, its explained in the comics that they HAVE given him new eyes before, but every time they do it grows and becomes the afformentioned giant floating eye monster and medic just removed a part of demo's brain so he would stop asking, this leads to some side effects as (and i quote) "Sadly, brain-scooping is not an exact science"

  • @FoxyMaster1016
    @FoxyMaster1016 2 года назад +3360

    Fun fact: the sniper’s parents are mad at him because he is wanted for attempted murder, not because it is murder, it’s because it is ATTEMPTED murder and not just murder.

    • @Nehfarius
      @Nehfarius 2 года назад +664

      Also, his dad isn't disappointed in him for being a crazed gunman, but he's disappointed in him for NOT being a crazed gunman.

    • @FoxyMaster1016
      @FoxyMaster1016 2 года назад +84

      @@Nehfarius lol

    • @code066funkinbird3
      @code066funkinbird3 Год назад +17

      But more murder

    • @pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203
      @pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203 Год назад +15

      Who did he try to murder
      He is in a battlefield

    • @seankenan5673
      @seankenan5673 Год назад +84

      @@pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203 battlefield? Team fortress is a mercenary group not an army so their task is usually to assasinate someone, steal intelligence, and other stuff mercenaries do.

  • @gokbay3057
    @gokbay3057 3 года назад +5140

    "Is Team Fortress 2 a drinking game?"
    No, it is an elaborate, hat based, economics simulator.

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +917

      Sounds even funner!

    • @youraveragerobloxkid
      @youraveragerobloxkid 3 года назад +151

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview or a chaotic firefight

    • @rngsmiles3979
      @rngsmiles3979 3 года назад +102

      The economics part of it is kinda wild and thousands of dollars in cosmetics are traded every day. there even was once a hat that sold for 14,000 american dollars in 2017. I personally used to be a big trader in the game and still have a inventory worth over 4k dollars, the game has a crazy self created economy.

    • @bIahaj
      @bIahaj 3 года назад +45

      war based hat simulator

    • @MiiNiPaa
      @MiiNiPaa 3 года назад +31

      @@bIahaj "Well some of us liked war economy. How’s an honest war monger supposed to make a living?"

  • @Mangle1218
    @Mangle1218 3 года назад +3156

    “Is TF2 a drinking game”
    Everyone:nope
    Demo mains: Y E S

    • @notapplicable171
      @notapplicable171 3 года назад +64

      Especially when you pull out one of the shields, and the stock or other melee weapons
      Demoknight time ye cunts

    • @PLASBEZ
      @PLASBEZ 3 года назад +43

      Demoman gaming

    • @TheArkTheArkTheArk
      @TheArkTheArkTheArk 2 года назад +13

      So long as the grenades land close I get hits, so I can be five drinks deep and still function!

    • @Happling0_o
      @Happling0_o 2 года назад +14

      For the record it's a war themed hat simulator

    • @The_MontageZ
      @The_MontageZ 2 года назад +6

      Tf2 is hat simulator

  • @genericdreamers831
    @genericdreamers831 3 года назад +1787

    'I'm feeling personally attacked!'
    Well now you know how your brother feels, giving the Engineer 2/10.

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +293

      lol

    • @Fonduede
      @Fonduede 3 года назад +185

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview If it's any consolation, Soldier was never actually in any branch of the military. After being rejected from every available branch for being an obvious crazy man, he bought his own ticket to Germany to fight against Nazis. For many years past the end of WW2.
      But never call him a civilian to his face, it sets him off onto a neck snapping spree.

    • @vinnie4609
      @vinnie4609 3 года назад +24

      @@Fonduede Germany? Wasn't it Poland though?

    • @Fonduede
      @Fonduede 3 года назад +21

      @@vinnie4609 oh snap, you're right.

    • @specsamhain_909
      @specsamhain_909 3 года назад +24

      @@Fonduede no he went to germany and killed anyone who looked like a nazi, and also killed a tourist asking for directions

  • @Purechaos61
    @Purechaos61 2 года назад +613

    Fun fact: It is canon that Demoman’s body runs exclusively on alcohol. There’s a comic where the team is captured by another enemy team, and Demoman’s body legitimately begins to shut down because, according Spy, all he’s had since being captured is solid food and water. To quote Spy himself: “His body’s spend 10 years wrestling nutrients out of grain alcohol and aspirin. I suspect it thinks it’s been poisoned.”

    • @randomstuff4997
      @randomstuff4997 10 месяцев назад +8

      they cant heal his eye because it is cursed by the book

    • @creativegamer_03
      @creativegamer_03 10 месяцев назад +23

      @@randomstuff4997and everytime Medic puts a new eyeball, it always transform into Monoculous during Scream Fortress

    • @flamekaizer8476
      @flamekaizer8476 8 месяцев назад

      Oh hello there.

    • @Wanderer-nw2so
      @Wanderer-nw2so 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@randomstuff4997 considering how unserious they take everything in the Lore of this game it does not surprise me

    • @randomstuff4997
      @randomstuff4997 7 месяцев назад

      @@Wanderer-nw2so honestly

  • @masonsudul1643
    @masonsudul1643 3 года назад +2142

    I love that heavy says "I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet." And his his best friend is the medic, and with his medigun has debatably outsmarted bullet.

    • @brotherhoodstarpaladin2789
      @brotherhoodstarpaladin2789 3 года назад +186

      “Bullet hated that”

    • @v1rtuasharky615
      @v1rtuasharky615 3 года назад +79

      Also, pyro, they can airblast rockets, explosives and arrows.

    • @gman2801
      @gman2801 3 года назад +120

      @@v1rtuasharky615 but heavys bullets are not any of those

    • @meemmahn2856
      @meemmahn2856 3 года назад +17

      there were no guns here actually. just rockets.

    • @lardlover3730
      @lardlover3730 3 года назад +7

      Lol

  • @computerkitsune
    @computerkitsune 3 года назад +2630

    As Lazy Purple once said,
    “Playing demoman is honestly easier while drunk! I swear someone was making demo and noticed it was more fun that way”

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 3 года назад +81

      that is the proper way to play demoman

    • @EternallyDoomed
      @EternallyDoomed 3 года назад +129

      I’ve seen a real drunk demo main, it’s terrifying to see them

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 3 года назад +151

      @@EternallyDoomed Funny thing - because Demoman has double visions while drunk, it somehow compensates his missing eye.

    • @tlcheng2846
      @tlcheng2846 3 года назад +17

      when drunk you thought the sky was a devil a d shot at it so its raining grenadesmand bombs

    • @redactedoktor
      @redactedoktor 3 года назад +3

      @@ceu160193 Outstanding move!

  • @mac6na6na26
    @mac6na6na26 3 года назад +1252

    “Is Team Fortress 2 just a drinking game?”
    If you’re playing it correctly, yes. It most certainly is.

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 2 года назад +621

    23:31 For what it's worth "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." _is_ actually a quote from the Art of War. It's a little out of context, but it is in there. The rest is complete delusional madness, though, yes.

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 Год назад +45

      The full quote is "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight even if the ruler forbids it."

    • @mrscaryfox3955
      @mrscaryfox3955 Год назад +8

      Does that mean soldier can read or reads?😨

    • @that1cat999
      @that1cat999 Год назад +9

      Given the lore of tf2, it’s probably entirely true

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat Год назад +5

      Nah the part with the ark and the zoo pun is genius though

    • @Prophetofthe8thLegion
      @Prophetofthe8thLegion 3 месяца назад +2

      @@that1cat999and Tsun Tzu is the King of Georgia, the STATE!!!

  • @jackmack4181
    @jackmack4181 3 года назад +2212

    Fun fact: medic grew up in Germany during a time in war where the Hypocratic Oath became the hypocratic suggestion. So his morals a bit skewed, in the comics he has experimented on both of his teammates. In a Halloween special he kills a mugger and resurrects him in a body of pumpkin to be a Halloween decoration
    Second fun fact: soldier thought sun tzu was spelled as Sun Zoo, hence the animal confusion

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +497

      Hahaha. I love it

    • @theofficerfactory2625
      @theofficerfactory2625 3 года назад +156

      Don't forget that he sown all the teams souls to his own, thus cheating the devil.

    • @ValuesNotFound
      @ValuesNotFound 3 года назад +20

      @@theofficerfactory2625 nah it was the medic

    • @loganicfilms1388
      @loganicfilms1388 3 года назад +51

      @@ValuesNotFound he was talking about the medic. There is literally only a sentence about the soldier compared the paragraph about the medic. How could you think he was talking about the solider?

    • @ValuesNotFound
      @ValuesNotFound 3 года назад +26

      @@loganicfilms1388 sorry was high as fuck when I read/commented must’ve skipped over some parts

  • @effigytormented
    @effigytormented 3 года назад +2781

    Every character in Team Fortress is considered "Sub-normal" or outright insane by every other mercenary team.
    Also Soldier is not a "real" soldier, he was denied entry to every branch of the military in WW2 because he was deemed outright insane. Further he seems to gone even more insane drinking the lead based water of Teufort.

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +826

      Hahahaha. "lead-based water"

    • @effigytormented
      @effigytormented 3 года назад +387

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview ah sorry, that was supposed to be lead-laced.

    • @l4rgo911
      @l4rgo911 3 года назад +310

      He was rejected, but he ended up "enlisting" himself and fought until 1949.

    • @RocketHarry865
      @RocketHarry865 3 года назад +141

      @@l4rgo911 I have a headtheory that during ww2 the Administrator was looking to recruit The Soldier as a merc so she manipulated the US government to reject Jane Doe (yes that is soldier's actual name) from joining the military as a test.

    • @OutHereCorbin
      @OutHereCorbin 3 года назад +75

      @@effigytormented Honestly, lead-based is not too far off lmao

  • @sleeby526
    @sleeby526 3 года назад +1764

    Fun fact: there’s a sniper achievement for killing three people without missing a shot, the name is “be efficient” likely referencing the line in meet the sniper, as it’s accompanied by sniper headshotting 3 people in a row without missing

    • @admiralAlfonso9001
      @admiralAlfonso9001 3 года назад +146

      Also an achievement called be polite where you take off your hat after killing somebody

    • @megacharizard1356
      @megacharizard1356 3 года назад +70

      And have a plan to kill everyone you meet should be an achievement to killing the entire enemy team

    • @sleeby526
      @sleeby526 3 года назад +75

      @@megacharizard1356 well there’s an achievement called ‘have a plan’ for capping the intel

    • @personguy2262
      @personguy2262 3 года назад +34

      @@sleeby526 and one for “Kill Everyone you Meet”

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 2 года назад +45

      There are 4 achievements: "Be Polite", for killing someone with the Kukri and taunting on his killcam; "Be Efficient", for headshotting 3 people in a row; "Have A Plan", for capping the CtF intel; and "Kill Everybody You Meet" for getting 1000 kills as Sniper.

  • @jotarosans7540
    @jotarosans7540 2 года назад +812

    There are so many Easter eggs in meet the spy
    1. Scout had no apparent reason to be next to that door, he wasn't in the room with soldier and if he came from that door he would know the password, plus he is a support character
    2. Scout tries to close the knife like he usually does, but he realises he is being watched so he purposely cuts himself to not look suspicious
    3. When the red spy kills engineer we can see that he shoots somebody. The person he shoots is probably the real Scout, as he also took his appearance and scout was never actually seen
    5. Scout wasn't surprised, as he already knew about the red spy-scout's mom relationship, he was surprised because he didn't know he was being watched

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 2 года назад +102

      He also has the Sandman out, which while it might've just been random, a teammate unnecessarily having their melee out is usually a sing of a spy accidentally pressing b or touching a resupply cabinet while disguised and with the knife deployed.

    • @eljajas8301
      @eljajas8301 2 года назад +63

      Well, idk if i'm right, but, in the comic for the "War!" Update (idk if is that one) we see some of the scenes from meet the Spy, but from the administrator's view, and we see that the Blu scout was killed in the bridge part of 2fort, but in the scene right after the Spy shoots the Engineer, the Spy shoots someone in a dark room, so probably, he was killing Demoman, or Pyro, since they are the only 2 Mercenaries we don't see on the video

    • @braedenmclean5304
      @braedenmclean5304 2 года назад +66

      He doesn’t actually cut himself with the knife, he hits his fingers with the dull side of the blade

    • @fosterbennington6405
      @fosterbennington6405 2 года назад +53

      Also his insults about “dime a dozen backstabbers” is him being extremely personal.

    • @Imp-ling
      @Imp-ling 2 года назад +7

      @@eljajas8301 can you share the link?

  • @majickman
    @majickman 3 года назад +1874

    The engineer was actually a roughneck for 10 years before he went on to earn 11 PhDs and design his machines.

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +584

      11 PhDs. Seems reasonable

    • @majickman
      @majickman 3 года назад +134

      @@blueberryjelly9815 From what I remember, demo's eyeball was possessed by the Bombonomicon when he was a kid while doing some cleaning for Merasmus.

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 года назад +44

      Actually his grand father made the turret design

    • @majickman
      @majickman 3 года назад +40

      @@geoshark12 I don't think they're the same model. Engineer specifically says "designed by me, built by me."

    • @eamonnduensing6153
      @eamonnduensing6153 3 года назад +31

      @@majickman he made improvments and redesinged the turets but the consept is there just modernized.

  • @cyberdragoon1432
    @cyberdragoon1432 3 года назад +794

    14:40 Fun fact in the game if you kill a Scout there is a slight chance that a dove flies out, which is a homage to this scene, mostly this can be done by exploding him.

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +152

      Hahaha. I love it

    • @beansalesmann2769
      @beansalesmann2769 3 года назад +3

      Its a 25% chance I believe

    • @waron4fun597
      @waron4fun597 3 года назад +24

      that is also why scout counts as two players when capturing a point or pushing the cart

    • @schpungus
      @schpungus 3 года назад +5

      @@waron4fun597 Finally, some answers.

    • @edgarsilva4744
      @edgarsilva4744 3 года назад

      @@beansalesmann2769 I think it is way lower than that... about 1%

  • @BronyIncYT
    @BronyIncYT 3 года назад +1182

    “i don’t think engineering wise, that makes any sense as a flamethrower”
    every TF2 player/user that knows about the TF2 lore: “oh you have NO. IDEA.”

  • @EchoBoomer1987
    @EchoBoomer1987 2 года назад +162

    “My rivalry with engineers is considerable.”
    You should take up being a Spy main.

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 2 года назад +2504

    The soldier is one of the greatest characters in the entire game, not only does his meet the team video have one of the greatest nonsense monologues of all time, his backstory is a marvel of satire. The guy got rejected from the military on grounds of insanity, went to Europe anyway and went on a one man army killing spree before he found out the war ended 4 years after the atom bombs were dropped

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 2 года назад +296

      and somehow became a lawyer and an exorcist

    • @thejuggercat
      @thejuggercat 2 года назад +221

      @@Garbo_trashcan and was roomates with merasmus i think

    • @ballsucker89
      @ballsucker89 2 года назад +27

      the people he was killing were also germans. not nazis, germans.

    • @hmmm2005
      @hmmm2005 2 года назад +90

      And gave himself his own metals

    • @istabbedpurotodeath
      @istabbedpurotodeath 2 года назад +26

      @@hmmm2005 and met majoras mask

  • @killergarfield
    @killergarfield 3 года назад +2199

    For the record, the reason why Medic doesn't bring back Demoman's other eye is because that eyes socket is haunted. Every time Medic places a new eye in it, it becomes a demonic horror that tries to kill everyone.
    In fact: there's also a boss for team fortress 2 Halloween called monoculus which is basically Demoman's past eye that became said demonic horror.

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +619

      Lol ouch

    • @thesp0rk
      @thesp0rk 3 года назад +225

      It became haunted when he was wee lad, helping out the dark lord of merasmus with cleaning his home for some money, but as demo was cleaning, he looked in a book (the bomonomicon) that he was told not to look in which then demo did the exact opposite and looked which resulted in him having his eye destroyed and the socket cursed for all of eternity

    • @jamescox4638
      @jamescox4638 3 года назад +86

      @@thesp0rk I feel like his skull is going to become a cult relic where they put gems in it to summon demons or something.

    • @UGLYGEFRO
      @UGLYGEFRO 3 года назад +47

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview that eye tried to go back in time to become the characters parents and kill them while they were little

    • @alexanderkalendzhiev6803
      @alexanderkalendzhiev6803 3 года назад +33

      Someone studied Tf2 lore. Proud to see it. Keep up the good work.

  • @kanewilson8624
    @kanewilson8624 3 года назад +722

    Soldier's whole character isn’t suppose to make sense, he went to the US Recruitment office in 1939 to sign up in every single branch of the military. He was denied for all of them so he spent money for a ticket to Poland all by himself so he could fight Nazis for 10 years (finished in 1949, 4 years after the war ended)

    • @mrgritz8018
      @mrgritz8018 3 года назад +87

      One of his voices lines is “I once met a man in German, he was asking for directions (Something Something)

    • @donelv1182
      @donelv1182 3 года назад +42

      @@mrgritz8018 It was more like "I once killed nazi in German, he was asking for directions"

    • @noahmeehan1327
      @noahmeehan1327 3 года назад +12

      I know about how soldier doesn't make sense, after all it is a game and he is comedic gold, but if he had waited until 1941 or 42 he could've gotten in the military

    • @thatrandomgamer722
      @thatrandomgamer722 3 года назад +10

      He never even went to war, he just got turned down, yet that didn’t stop him from killing people!

    • @Nikulas228
      @Nikulas228 3 года назад +6

      @Bob Stone also too the solder in tf2 suffers from led poisoning.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +707

    4:29
    Fun Fact: That counter right there is a kill count. We know this since after his sentry kills a heavy, the tally went up, bringing the count to 210. So canonically, the engineer keeps a tally of every single kill he scores. By this little detail, We now know that although Engineer is by far the most stable mercenary of the entire group. He's still as much of a psychopath as the rest of the team. A stable one at that, but a psychopath nevertheless...

    • @Pellimori
      @Pellimori 2 года назад +61

      With eleven PhDs, on top of that!

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 2 года назад +44

      Who also cut his hand off for a robot arm and helped medic place a guy's soul in a pumpkin. Insane, but fun too.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 2 года назад +31

      @@thunderspark1536 I mean, the most insane stuff he does is usually something Medic thought of, do I think that's kind of on Medic, not Engineer.

    • @EternalVirgin
      @EternalVirgin 2 года назад +15

      Well technically Scout's less of a psychopath and more of a sociopath

    • @Sanctum8888
      @Sanctum8888 2 года назад +7

      I'd go with more like a sociopath, but he is still crazy

  • @warlord5295
    @warlord5295 2 года назад +906

    I love how the Pyro is committing all sorts of war crimes and no one does anything to stop him.

    • @JamesPolymer
      @JamesPolymer 2 года назад +124

      We just witnessed what happens when someone tries to stop him. You'd be better off leveling the place with an airstrike.

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 2 года назад +103

      @@JamesPolymer I dunno man, he might reflect your rockets.

    • @snooze2699
      @snooze2699 2 года назад +28

      @@dooplon5083 Bullets and kamikaze pilots:
      Am I just a figment of your imagination?

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 2 года назад +2

      @@snooze2699 Bullets would kill, yes, but if I reflect the planes they'll switch teams and I'll be ok :)

    • @anonimoqualquer5503
      @anonimoqualquer5503 2 года назад +12

      @Ace Mace uno reverse card is the second thing more powerfull in universe
      And the 1 № is Ednaldo Pereira

  • @exaltedfinalist9488
    @exaltedfinalist9488 3 года назад +2423

    “Guns and drinking don’t mix”
    Clearly you haven’t seen a Russian

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +649

      I stay away for the reasons you outlined lol

    • @skeletalvibes7819
      @skeletalvibes7819 3 года назад +97

      Me: *looks at heavy* "aren't you....
      Heavy: *smiles* I am heavy Russian guy
      Me: AAAA...

    • @TheSuspectOnFoot
      @TheSuspectOnFoot 3 года назад +34

      Funnily enough the Soviet army did ration 100 grams of vodka a day for advancing troops but today I'd say alcohol and guns is more of an American pastime

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 3 года назад +20

      @@TheSuspectOnFoot It supposed to reduce combat stress and numb pain from wounds. As you can't get wasted from 100 grams.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 3 года назад +8

      Funny thing is that the Heavy is never shown drinking heavily.

  • @cronos4024
    @cronos4024 2 года назад +162

    "Uber" literally translates to "over/higher" in german, in which it is written as "Über".
    Also, the reason why medic cant heal demos missing eye is because demo lost his eye as a child to a wizard who cursed it, so that makes perfect sense

    • @calebgresch9604
      @calebgresch9604 Год назад +6

      No, Merasmus didn't do it, it was the book.

    • @KC_Garcia
      @KC_Garcia Год назад +5

      pretty sure it's the eye socket that's cursed, not the eye itself

    • @LucasDeroy
      @LucasDeroy 11 месяцев назад +2

      Fun fact, Medic restore Demoman's missing eye a lot of times, but every halloween, his eye become Monoculus and tries to kill the mercs, so Medic became bored of the situation and decided to erase Demoman's memory sometimes for him to forget that Medic CAN restore his missing eye

  • @KarnodAldhorn
    @KarnodAldhorn 3 года назад +2498

    Uber, or technically Über- means "above" or expresses something that is especially potent or goes beyond limits. The infamous Übermensch means Superhuman, and Übertreibung means exaggeration.

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +386

      Oh, thanks!

    • @standardheat-fs8159
      @standardheat-fs8159 3 года назад +129

      Couldn’t it technically also mean somehow like „Überladen/Overcharge“. You know something of a higher Power output, wich could result in the invincibility it can give?

    • @ThomasTee
      @ThomasTee 3 года назад +22

      @@standardheat-fs8159 yup

    • @arkle519
      @arkle519 3 года назад +16

      It's also a cognate with English "upper" and "over"

    • @rockytherock6997
      @rockytherock6997 3 года назад +8

      So the Heavy when UberCharged is super human,makes sense

  • @mitrion301
    @mitrion301 3 года назад +510

    As a german I can confirm, that in fact every german doctor operates like medic in Meet the Medic

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +200

      That explains your high life expectancy. I too would live a very healthy life to avoid that guy lol

    • @youtubeguy5454
      @youtubeguy5454 3 года назад +27

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview I know this has nothing to do with the comment but I just wanna say that the medic has healed demomans eye back several times but it always haunts them on Halloween.

    • @XCarrion
      @XCarrion 3 года назад +3

      Oh dear lord 😂

    • @companiondoll
      @companiondoll 3 года назад +3

      So you can replace my little heart with baboon heart?

    • @BronyIncYT
      @BronyIncYT 3 года назад +1

      @@youtubeguy5454 in other words, look into the TF2 LORE for answers to this game 😂

  • @hanzocassidy2256
    @hanzocassidy2256 3 года назад +1848

    I love how people assume Heavy isn't smart when in lore, (Nerd over here) he has a PHD in Russian literature

    • @screwgoogle4993
      @screwgoogle4993 3 года назад +96

      I've met the language types, they really aren't the brightest. It checks out.

    • @qwerty_ops1246
      @qwerty_ops1246 3 года назад +209

      Funnily enough since medic lost his license, that makes him the only true doctor in the team

    • @redactedoktor
      @redactedoktor 3 года назад +95

      @@screwgoogle4993 He’s kinda like Patrick Star (early). While he is definitely not the brightest, he does have weird sprouts of genius here and there that makes you go “Huh! Maybe there is someone home! But I don’t think the lights are on.”

    • @thisisacommentandsoisthis6440
      @thisisacommentandsoisthis6440 3 года назад +91

      @@qwerty_ops1246 I'm pretty sure engineer has 11 PhDs.

    • @qwerty_ops1246
      @qwerty_ops1246 3 года назад +62

      @@thisisacommentandsoisthis6440 even so it means theres two people whom are more qualified for the title of doctor than the medic

  • @nickythehickey
    @nickythehickey 2 года назад +77

    “Is the doctor also a therapist”
    Sir I think the doctor *needs* a therapist

  • @clonescope2433
    @clonescope2433 2 года назад +565

    Fun fact: the Engineer has 11 phds mostly in the engineering field.
    Also shown in mentioned in the comics the Demoman's body is basically a whole Brewery and if he's sober he operates like a normal person would when drunk.

  • @ItzDuckyTV
    @ItzDuckyTV 3 года назад +353

    Fun fact: Although the heavy may seem like a meat head, he actually has a PhD in Russian Literature and is actually very smart. The only ones with Doctorates in the game are the Heavy and the Engineer.

    • @kaned2732
      @kaned2732 2 года назад +43

      Well medic had a medical license but then stole someone’s skeleton

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 2 года назад +3

      No, heavy's PhD isn't canon

    • @silly_001
      @silly_001 2 года назад +1

      @@kaned2732 09:59

    • @dallas2697
      @dallas2697 2 года назад

      And demo

    • @TheExperienceYT
      @TheExperienceYT 2 года назад +4

      @@blakecacini8016 Its not NOT canon, VALVe lore is always kept in a way that it is canon but also not canon, leaving it usually to the game its in, meaning heavy is both Dr. Heavy and not Dr. Heavy

  • @timotheusferdinand4410
    @timotheusferdinand4410 3 года назад +689

    I love the fact that you actually use a top-classed military pov to analysed each of these fictional characters fuelled with either alcohol, radiation, magic or Australium

  • @arizonaranger4454
    @arizonaranger4454 2 года назад +106

    I love how this dude says how bad these guys would be in the military when that's like the whole point lmao

    • @classifiedad1
      @classifiedad1 Год назад +35

      I think it is canon that Soldier was rejected from all branches of the military so he bought a ticket to Poland and fought Nazis there until 1949.
      The war still ends in 1945 in this universe.

    • @someguy7110
      @someguy7110 Год назад +5

      ​@@classifiedad1the war ends in 1945 irl too

    • @Someone_Named_Aden
      @Someone_Named_Aden Год назад

      ​@@someguy7110no shit sherlock

    • @spindashstudios9720
      @spindashstudios9720 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@someguy7110yeah that’s why he said “still”

    • @ESALTEREGO
      @ESALTEREGO 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@someguy7110 wow

  • @cosigmatic6281
    @cosigmatic6281 3 года назад +363

    I love the detail that the Medic puts his gloves on AFTER he’s done with surgery

    • @disteko2011
      @disteko2011 3 года назад +8

      He just took new ones without heavy blood on'em.

    • @chocolatesquirrel2002
      @chocolatesquirrel2002 3 года назад +13

      Is filty in there, better not stain those gloves

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 года назад +10

      @@disteko2011 No, if you watch his hands, they don't have any gloves on.
      I guess up close and personal medical wirk to his degree requires a human touch and not a rubber touch?

    • @dakotasan8719
      @dakotasan8719 3 года назад +10

      What part of “That’s how I lost my medical license” didn’t you understand?

    • @BreakingRaven
      @BreakingRaven 3 года назад +1

      Yeah i wonder what all disease they get because of bad medic XD

  • @blockhead134
    @blockhead134 3 года назад +321

    "Other than being fast and having a baseball bat, im not sure what makes him so special"
    Got it in one

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 3 года назад +16

      Well, Scout can double-jump in-game. Being able to literally jump off air and change direction mid-air might qualify as a superpower... which wouldnt be too out of place in the TF2 universe considering Medic can bring back people who have been dead for 12 hours or in bloody chunks, and the mercs know a befuddled and immortal wizard who claims to be variously 7,000 or 9,000 years old (but is probably lying).

  • @zankisfine3816
    @zankisfine3816 3 года назад +414

    3 Fun facts, scout was literally in lore a gift from god and can’t die until he has sex with every woman on earth. And spy is his father who left his mom when he was young and scout couldn’t be strong against other kids so he just decided to learn how to run fast

    • @Anonymous-cn9ow
      @Anonymous-cn9ow 3 года назад +69

      Scout had 7 brothers, and always had a problem with his brothers getting into fights and ending them before he got there. So he learned how to run fast simply to beat people up before his brothers caught up with him

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 года назад +45

      Sniper is actually a Zew Zealand blood born, but was found by Australians. Because Australians are all massively buff, he had to learn how to climb trees and throw rocks at them to avoid bullying (I think because he didn't grow chest hair at a young age).
      Make this thread random family facts of characters. Someone do Demoman or Heavy next

    • @tofferooni4972
      @tofferooni4972 3 года назад +34

      Heavy’s father, and by extension, the rest of the family, are fugitives being hunted down by the KGB, and so they had to hide in an isolated, snowy area in Siberia, Heavys sister dated soldier and he sends his fight money to his family to support them.

    • @MailMainbutnot
      @MailMainbutnot 3 года назад +25

      Demo literally cannot live without alcohol, he has drank so much that if he sobers up, you literally have to inject whiskey or smth into his bloodstream.

    • @BruddhaGromby
      @BruddhaGromby 3 года назад +1

      what

  • @humatrixf9076
    @humatrixf9076 Год назад +76

    20:07 the fact he took down an enemy larger and likely physically stronger than himself is an indicator that Scout is stronger than he appears.

    • @junk28
      @junk28 Год назад +12

      Don't forget that this was blue Heavy
      And i mean that blue team always loses in official animations
      So yeah he is probably weaker and less smart than red Heavy

    • @wombat4191
      @wombat4191 10 месяцев назад +2

      He does have a baseball bat while Heavy is fighting with his bare hands, but yes, it's impressive.

    • @TeenWithACarrotIDK
      @TeenWithACarrotIDK 7 месяцев назад

      @@wombat4191 heavies fists are far better weapons than scout’s bat.

    • @wombat4191
      @wombat4191 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@TeenWithACarrotIDK In game damage numbers of weapons have no bearing on what happens on these videos. By common sense, using a baseball bat gives you a pretty obvious advantage over bare hands in a fight.

  • @gumgumdookuin7963
    @gumgumdookuin7963 3 года назад +737

    For the curious, what the Red Spy said was, "My little cauliflower."

  • @jaycgaming2606
    @jaycgaming2606 3 года назад +508

    Something about someone learning about TF2 for the first time brings warmness to my heart

    • @thatrandomgamer722
      @thatrandomgamer722 3 года назад +13

      Me too, it’s just oddly so entertaining.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 2 года назад +3

      does your heart then go "coo"? might wanna get that checked out

    • @That_One_Fool
      @That_One_Fool 2 года назад +1

      Especially when we get to Pyro

  • @toripistefi6076
    @toripistefi6076 3 года назад +482

    Fun fact: The red team stands for reliable excavation demolition when blu stands for builders league united. These are why the red teams logo is a bomb and blus is a wrench.

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 3 года назад +59

      And paradoxically, BLU are the ones pushing bombs in payload maps.

    • @FractalNinja
      @FractalNinja 3 года назад +36

      @@ethanlivemere1162 ......well they had to build the bomb they push in the cart to the enemy base.

    • @mibbern_9273
      @mibbern_9273 3 года назад

      Huh I did not know that. That's cool. Thanks friend.

    • @sonyanightmare2783
      @sonyanightmare2783 3 года назад +3

      *R.E.D team still best team...*
      🖤😂🖤

    • @mibbern_9273
      @mibbern_9273 3 года назад +1

      @@sonyanightmare2783 *FACTS*

  • @CricetoFunni
    @CricetoFunni Год назад +76

    I like how in the timestamps Meet the Medic is "Doctor", Meet the Pyro is "Therapist" and Meet the Soldier is "Shovel" lmao.

  • @NBEli
    @NBEli 3 года назад +767

    I think one thing that was missed is that the tf2 team isn't part of the Military, but rather mercenaries, so for example, heavy refers to "sasha" as his gun because he never learned otherwise

    • @mrgritz8018
      @mrgritz8018 3 года назад +92

      It’s because it weighs 150 Kilograms and fires 200$ custom-tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minutes so it costs 400,000$ to fire his weapon for 12 seconds :)

    • @Sir_GrimReaper
      @Sir_GrimReaper 3 года назад +21

      @@mrgritz8018 if i could i would sell those bullets.

    • @slavic_viking9638
      @slavic_viking9638 3 года назад +16

      @@Sir_GrimReaper then you need to sell those bullets to someone who's has a gun just like Heavy

    • @Sir_GrimReaper
      @Sir_GrimReaper 3 года назад +11

      @@slavic_viking9638 here in brazil i can easily find one criminal that would buy these.

    • @jeb_holy2
      @jeb_holy2 3 года назад +4

      10k rounds of the minigun would cost 2 million

  • @Chill_McSwag
    @Chill_McSwag 3 года назад +642

    About that "it can't heal back someone's missing eye, what a ripoff" bit, it's actually explained quite hilariously in the TF2 official comics that if the Demoman would get his eye back, his eye would become a classic 80's-90's pop culture monster and try to kill everyone each Halloween (known as Scream Fortress), so my guess is that the medic's medigun is carefully programmed not to heal the Demomans eye.

    • @WahRizz
      @WahRizz 2 года назад +8

      I forgot about that XD pretty funny

    • @jb-wc1hx
      @jb-wc1hx 2 года назад +24

      My guess was that the gun only healed resent injuries.

    • @thewildruda6113
      @thewildruda6113 2 года назад +28

      The eye socket is haunted so he can place back the eye, but not use the Medigun. And demo forgets about it because Medic scooped a part of demos brain so he would stop asking. And demomans response is “Aye, fair enough”

    • @FED0RA
      @FED0RA 2 года назад +7

      @@jb-wc1hx explains how it cant revive people ( it can but it needs a device like in mvm )

    • @kansaslml7796
      @kansaslml7796 2 года назад +5

      @@FED0RA Even with the device he can only revive people who died within around 8 seconds

  • @billlupin8345
    @billlupin8345 3 года назад +610

    There is a russian saying, "boolet is dumb, only goes where you point," meant to teach safety. Heavy is implying he's surrounded by idiots.

    • @MisterFiasco
      @MisterFiasco 3 года назад +130

      Not much of an implication, it’s outright fact. Remember, Heavy is the only other mercenary besides Engie to have a PHD (unless Medic is said to have one, but I somehow doubt that, considering he lost his med license).

    • @SirEdubardo
      @SirEdubardo 3 года назад +39

      @@MisterFiasco well he had,but he lost cause hes a maniac like everyone

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 3 года назад +28

      @@MisterFiasco Heavy's reaction to the medigun sewing him up after surgery tells me he has respect for the Medic as well

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 3 года назад +9

      @@MisterFiasco It's worth noting that pretty much no one in the entire TF2 universe is anything other than stupid and deranged

    • @brandonmurguia7566
      @brandonmurguia7566 3 года назад +8

      Not surprising seeing how he's one of the two members of the team to have a PhD.

  • @mikestion4629
    @mikestion4629 2 года назад +287

    Paul: [explaining why Heavy calling Sasha a gun is inaccurate]
    Heavy: Some people think they can outsmart me.
    Well timed unpauses.

  • @ShinigamiSamaH
    @ShinigamiSamaH 3 года назад +601

    The Scout introduction isn't confusing at all.
    It's perfectly encapsulate his character: Fast, loud, and annoying. From his character to the play style, that is just about it.

    • @theofficerfactory2625
      @theofficerfactory2625 3 года назад +34

      Plus maybe self aware that he's in a game. Maybe.

    • @seanironfist8887
      @seanironfist8887 3 года назад +68

      @@theofficerfactory2625 If you look closely at the camera, you can see his fingerprint on it during the last few shots of him speaking to it, which is a very nice detail.

    • @TheDJBrojo
      @TheDJBrojo 3 года назад +23

      @@seanironfist8887 there is a comic that talks about a cameramam to make an interview to the team

    • @TheDJBrojo
      @TheDJBrojo 3 года назад +20

      @@theofficerfactory2625 "yeah I dare ya to rage quit, make us both happy" scout domination line

    • @thatlittlemonstrosity
      @thatlittlemonstrosity 3 года назад +5

      Plus the fact that with enough competence you can kill anyone. Not a scoutmain i swear

  • @AtopDoomedMoons
    @AtopDoomedMoons 3 года назад +208

    Fun fact: TF2 actually takes place in 1968, just in an alternate history setting. Australia discovered a rare metal that made everyone ripped, gave them mustaches, and lead to futuristic technological developments before it was all used up.

    • @mrgritz8018
      @mrgritz8018 3 года назад +21

      Wait that brings the question…did Saxton Hale snort Australium

    • @petrhamera9399
      @petrhamera9399 3 года назад +13

      @@mrgritz8018 yes

    • @skaynne54
      @skaynne54 3 года назад +11

      @@petrhamera9399 No..? The fact that he's buffed has nothing to do with australium. He's born like that.

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 3 года назад

      @Aquarium Gravel That isn't necessarily the case. Most Aussies became normal after the Australium supply ended around 1972. Hale was an exception because 3 of his family's generations (Barnabus Hale, Billious Hale and himself) had been around the material DIRECTLY, unlike most Aussies that just felt its secondary effects.

  • @akarts8854
    @akarts8854 3 года назад +284

    14:38 fun fact: in the game, sometimes when you kill a scout,a dove comes out,a reference to meet the medic

  • @ForbGrott321
    @ForbGrott321 2 года назад +167

    Did you know the way spy reacted as scout when they shot blue spy is exactly how red scout reacted to the tumor bread on expiration date, he payed attention and acted how a scout would react in a surprised way to keep a good facade, i LOVE that detail

  • @CorpseDollar
    @CorpseDollar 3 года назад +281

    “Maybe it’s a large pot containing a whale heart…”
    It’s kinda disturbing how likely that possibility is considering what the medic has done in the comics

    • @beepbop7741
      @beepbop7741 3 года назад +6

      What the hell did he do in the comics

    • @pepegtz-tb2qq
      @pepegtz-tb2qq 3 года назад +14

      @@beepbop7741 (I don't know English very well so I understand in two ways) he sold the souls of the mercenaries to the devil or he has the souls of the mercenaries in his body and he cannot go to hell

    • @miketheant1107
      @miketheant1107 3 года назад +18

      @@beepbop7741 baboon uteruses in the team fortress classic mercenaries. Specifically 9 in the classic heavy, if I'm not mistaken. Brought sniper back to life and sold his soul to the devil, but bought the souls of the mercs and surgycally atatched them to his, making him the major share holder of his soul, and virtually immortal.
      you should read the comics if you havn't yet, took me about 3 hours to read all of them + the war comic and it was the best fun I've ever had with comics.

    • @miketheant1107
      @miketheant1107 3 года назад +2

      sold his soul a in "the medic sold his own soul"**

    • @thatrandomgamer722
      @thatrandomgamer722 3 года назад +5

      Didn’t medic take all of the Merc’s souls and then sell 2? One to get back and the other for a pen he faked to be a baboon impregnator-conductor thingy whatever he called it?

  • @guiteshima
    @guiteshima 3 года назад +404

    14:11 Answering your question: The Übercharge is an ability the Medic can perform on every other class (including another Medic), not just on Heavy. This makes you and your teammate of choice invincible for a short period of time. It can be used to keep your team at the advantage when things start getting out of control or to completely turn the table if you're losing badly.

    • @warthundercanblunder850
      @warthundercanblunder850 3 года назад +9

      Yeah but he is asking what über actually means, but to answer that i don’t know thr exact translation to English but it can mean over or above

    • @arielshadow7667
      @arielshadow7667 3 года назад +10

      @@warthundercanblunder850 yeah, but in "ubercharge" it means overcharge or overload.

    • @warthundercanblunder850
      @warthundercanblunder850 3 года назад +1

      @@arielshadow7667 eh close enough on the right translation

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 2 года назад +1

      @@warthundercanblunder850 I think it means "Super" or something idk.

    • @warthundercanblunder850
      @warthundercanblunder850 2 года назад +1

      @@evangonzalez7732 nah super is super in German

  • @Erelium
    @Erelium 2 года назад +786

    “Other than being fast and hitting people with a baseball bat… not really sure what makes him special”
    The answer is that he can run really fast and hit people with a baseball bat xD

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +69

      He can also throw a meat cleaver at people really fast as well.

    • @galegopaulista4564
      @galegopaulista4564 2 года назад +35

      He also loves his baseball ball.

    • @lazerninja710
      @lazerninja710 2 года назад +9

      I honestly haven't played TF2 and I don't know how to play it

    • @TheKyubiisaan
      @TheKyubiisaan 2 года назад +19

      @@lazerninja710 on community servers unless you want to fight bots, for one

    • @No-zk6nn
      @No-zk6nn 2 года назад +9

      Well he can also double jump so

  • @Jareb_Delgado
    @Jareb_Delgado 2 года назад +92

    19:49 what makes him special is that he can double jump, and he can too capture points X2 faster

    • @creepergoboom2943
      @creepergoboom2943 2 года назад +12

      Thus, he pushes Payload cart twice faster

    • @Jareb_Delgado
      @Jareb_Delgado 2 года назад +3

      @@creepergoboom2943 Yes

    • @bundesweb
      @bundesweb 7 месяцев назад

      As a sniper/spy main, I can confirm. You get into a casual match with one of those good bastards and they're actually hard to hit.

  • @ordinaryidiot2100
    @ordinaryidiot2100 3 года назад +212

    Fun fact: scout is literally gods gift to earth in the tf2 lore

    • @reminy13
      @reminy13 2 года назад +11

      Thats true cause when I pick Scout I always end 80/5

    • @josethethinket9819
      @josethethinket9819 2 года назад +12

      Eh maybe it’s never clarified wether Scout did truly meet God or rather he imagined it seen as how the sniper also died and saw his parents in heaven so it could be possible that Scout did meet God buts it’s also possible Heaven in the tf2 universe is just what you want it to be kind of situation

    • @smoothiemcguffin2721
      @smoothiemcguffin2721 2 года назад +6

      @@josethethinket9819 scout didn’t know tom cruise was dead but tom cruise was killed again by the cherubim so he wouldn’t find out tom wasn’t actually his dad or dead. so im p sure for him its confirmed at least

    • @springtrap1156
      @springtrap1156 2 года назад

      Wait wasn’t it Tom Jones?

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 2 года назад

      @@springtrap1156 spy disguised himself as Tom Jones. Soldier killed the real one earlier in the run, then the cherubs did it again to keep the ruse up

  • @anajohnson3188
    @anajohnson3188 2 года назад +213

    22:03 You can equip the piss jars as a *weapon.* That's right, the Sniper can throw his own piss at enemies to debuff them and uncloak Spies. Polite he may be, but sanitary he isn't.

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 2 года назад +31

      It’s a form of jar-based karate, Jarate, if you would

    • @TheMeanAdmin
      @TheMeanAdmin 2 года назад +11

      If he was sanitary - he wouldn't be a sniper.

    • @SerunaXI
      @SerunaXI Год назад +10

      Well, he is efficient. Why waste perfectly good product that you collect over time doing what may feel like the least efficient thing.

    • @Twilor
      @Twilor Год назад +1

      Yeah he literally had to use bladder inflation medicin

  • @mekhane675
    @mekhane675 3 года назад +752

    The reason for the "optical mask" is that they might be responsible for Pyro's hallucinations (although it isn't outright confirmed). This is backed up by the fact that there's an item in the game called the provision goggles which cause you to see things in a similar way to the Pyro character (pastel colors, bubbles instead of fire, ect).
    Also, fun fact:
    Sniper's piss jars are an actual weapon in the game.

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +228

      Hahahha. Oh. Oh my.

    • @theofficerfactory2625
      @theofficerfactory2625 3 года назад +41

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview Jarate!!

    • @JellothePallascat
      @JellothePallascat 3 года назад +54

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview It's the Jar Based Karate. Jarate Which in game "gives those covered the sudden shame of being covered in piss" and take more damage from you and your team to kill them faster or to get the jump on an a bigger badder class then you to kinda even the playing field or give an opening to escape like a yellow misty ninja smoke bomb that makes the other guy fuck off to not take extra damage. You can also use the piss to dose your and your teammates of fire if the pyro shows up.

    • @kristijansegi8089
      @kristijansegi8089 3 года назад +15

      the goggles were given to pyro by Mann Co to make him believe he is doing good, just to keep him fighting

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 3 года назад +10

      For the last time, the mask isn’t what causes the hallucinations. Pyrovision Goggles were created to simulate what he sees, same way that wearing infra-red goggles doesn’t mean you see in infra-red the rest of the time. They were part of an event and don’t even look similar to each other, Pyro is genuinely schizophrenic.

  • @fireballofficiall
    @fireballofficiall Год назад +35

    The scary thing about Pyro is that he unknowingly does that. He also, presumably, did all that destruction on his own, as everyone nearby was… you know… unalived…

  • @TheRyderShotgunn
    @TheRyderShotgunn 3 года назад +230

    soldier's little speech is actually hilarious
    (according to soldier) sun tzu invented fighting, perfected the art, presumably fought for money and used it to buy 2 of every animal, put them all on a boat and killed them all with his bare hands. from that day forward, anytime there are animals together in a single place it's called a zoo (tzu), unless its a farm

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 3 года назад +61

      Considering the fact that in the TF2 universe Shakespeare invented rocket jumping and Abraham Lincoln later invented stairs because rocket jumping to the 2nd floor is too dangerous, Soldier may actually be telling the 100% truth.

    • @thefvguy5648
      @thefvguy5648 3 года назад +26

      @@ethanlivemere1162
      The thing is, Soldier mostly told all that, so he could just be completely insane and none of that is true.
      We may never know

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 3 года назад +16

      @@thefvguy5648 Considering that Shakespeare is Shakespearicles in TF2, it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if Sun Tzu was actually Sun Zoo in their universe. That or Soldier’s been drinking too much lead.

    • @TheRyderShotgunn
      @TheRyderShotgunn 3 года назад +7

      @@ethanlivemere1162 except that in TF2, zoos were canonically invented by Saxton Hale's sworn enemy Charles Darling. as far as i know, the word "zoo" has no real meaning whatsoever

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 3 года назад +2

      @@TheRyderShotgunn I forgot about that part. Good catch! Honestly, TF2 lore is so deep and ridiculous that it’s hard to keep track of it all.

  • @nobudobu5444
    @nobudobu5444 3 года назад +299

    In the Uncensored version of Meet the Demoman, Demo actually said "They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me".

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose 3 года назад +183

    TF2 doesn't exactly score high on the reality scale, but that's part of its charm.

  • @warhistory1895
    @warhistory1895 2 года назад +83

    13:38 the Ubercharge can be used on any class, not just Heavy. And if Demoman grows his eye back it will become haunted and attack the team, so Medic probably programed the Medi-gun to not heal his eye.

  • @justagundam
    @justagundam 3 года назад +189

    All of the playable characters in this game are Mercenaries for one reason or another. Hence the mish-mash of ethnicities, personalities, and backgrounds.
    Most of them are crazy because what nutjob would fight over gravel and family secrets?

    • @timez957
      @timez957 2 года назад +16

      For over 150 years

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 2 года назад +13

      They get payed 7 digit figures
      But yeah, they're all insane cause Helen looked for the best loonies to fuel her bloodlust, and the Mann Brothers as well as Saxton Hale like being in the company of mass murderers (Peobably because they themselves are such)

  • @shagun1074
    @shagun1074 3 года назад +335

    During the meet the pyro its not an therapy its an interview, one guy came to film all the classes (hes dead now" but obviously he cant interview pyro since you cant make sense of his speech, also the mask distorts his vision cus the company that supplies the mercs with weapons said so lul

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +84

      the lore is so weird

    • @shagun1074
      @shagun1074 3 года назад +31

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview its great and bizzare, in its golden time valve released bunch of comics for tf2 and the latest are rly good

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 3 года назад +9

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview TF2 lore is insane, I love it.
      Especially when it pertains to Australia and New Zealand.

    • @Breached18
      @Breached18 3 года назад +6

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview The pyro crafted the flamethrower by hand

    • @nicholasvallejo2121
      @nicholasvallejo2121 3 года назад +2

      Okay during meet the pyro what your seeing is called pyro vision, it's specifically designed for the pyro

  • @XanTheDragon
    @XanTheDragon 2 года назад +1149

    My favorite bit about Meet The Pyro was that before it released, pyro players were just considered annoying tryhards that hold down forward and the fire button and just hope to hit someone with fire.
    After the video released, they're that, but also now considered incomprehensible psychopaths that are probably wanted in 8 states.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +76

      W+M1 for the win.

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 2 года назад +64

      They are sweaty tryhards , but no psychopats, just furries, which is considerably worse to everyone involved

    • @suviandsade258
      @suviandsade258 2 года назад +10

      @@ianfinrir8724 works everytime

    • @justgamingjmq5080
      @justgamingjmq5080 2 года назад +48

      I just do pyro because it doesn’t need my horrible aim

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm 2 года назад +5

      @@secretname2670 also snipers and spies

  • @Sans_The_Skeleton
    @Sans_The_Skeleton 2 года назад +52

    Fun Fact: The Heavy fires his Minigun for exactly 12 seconds in his “meet the x” video.

  • @Telruin
    @Telruin 3 года назад +811

    When it comes to the accents. They were asked about this when it came to the sniper, as it was pointed out that several of the developers were Australian. (As I remember it)
    They responded with something like "Why should they give the Australian a real accent when they hadn't given anyone else a real accent".

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +223

      true equality right there

    • @Colossal...
      @Colossal... 3 года назад +14

      I’m pretty sure that he was a kiwi then moved to Australian

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 года назад +39

      @@Colossal... well a kiwi that was lauched to Australia as a baby, and your accent changes / developes to be similar to those around you

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 3 года назад +5

      @@Colossal... If by moved to Australia you mean sent there as a baby because his dad was insane and predicted an apocalypse that never happened, then yes.

    • @lou626
      @lou626 3 года назад +1

      @@GogiRegion i remember his biological parents , evil parents xd

  • @charlzleeramos3308
    @charlzleeramos3308 2 года назад +237

    12:53 " i appreciate they can heal someone who literally had their heart torn out of their body, but it cannot heal that man's missing eye" had me laughing so hard

    • @dkgamer12m74
      @dkgamer12m74 2 года назад +40

      You know what's even funnier. There's an actual reason for this too in the comics.

    • @charlzleeramos3308
      @charlzleeramos3308 2 года назад +3

      @@dkgamer12m74 ye

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 2 года назад +4

      His eyesocket is haunted.

    • @ImDaRealBoi
      @ImDaRealBoi 2 года назад

      That turns into a demonic monster every Halloween. Medic tried eight times, and even being able to surgically transplant souls he can't do shit about his eye socket

  • @simon_96
    @simon_96 3 года назад +591

    Tf2 characters all have different designs so from a far you can quickly identify what class that is and fight accordingly
    Also they all have very quake inspired weapons like the minigun, double barrel shotgun and the rocket launcher because the first game came out during the "very quake like shooter" time on half life engine

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +100

      Good point!

    • @Kissamiess
      @Kissamiess 3 года назад +22

      You are thinking Team Fortress Classic, which was a Valve-made mod for Half-Life. The original Team Fortress was a Quake 1 mod. Valve hired some of the guys who made it. Not surprising to have Quake weapons on a Quake mod.

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 3 года назад +8

      @@Kissamiess nah, most of the tf2 weapons like the shotgun, rocket launcher, grenade launcher were inspired by quake. The pipes even look exactly like quake

    • @carbon8ed
      @carbon8ed 3 года назад +8

      @@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 It's almost like that's because Team Fortress started as a quake mod.

  • @SunnyDarling335
    @SunnyDarling335 2 года назад +124

    Fun fact about engineer: he cut his own hand off and replaced it with a robot hand (which is a cosmetic called the gun slinger) and putting a glove over it so people don’t know he cut his hand off

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 2 года назад +24

      It's not a cosmetic though, it changes like half the engineer's gameplay

    • @SunnyDarling335
      @SunnyDarling335 2 года назад

      It is though

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 2 года назад +21

      @@SunnyDarling335 No, it's what's called a "melee weapon"

    • @creepergoboom2943
      @creepergoboom2943 2 года назад

      Question: where did Engineer lost his left glove?

    • @alarkhar
      @alarkhar 2 года назад +10

      Fun coincidence: a tech specialist from another game (Gaige, from Borderlands 2) did the exact same thing, to the exact same hand.
      I often wonder if Gaige and Engineer are actually related... I mean, superintelligent, check. Built an autonomous killing machine (Sentry for Engie, Deathtrap for gaige), check. They lopped off their own hand for science, check. Have more degrees than a thermometer, check. The only difference between the two is that Engie is a mellow dude, while Gaige is extra peppy - then again, she's a teen, while he's in his forties...

  • @wiiblii8584
    @wiiblii8584 3 года назад +179

    The fact that every Merc in TF2 is some variety of insane is amazing to me, some more obvious like Medic and Soldier while some more subtle like Engie and Heavy, but all of them are some kind of crazy and that's amazing

    • @wiiblii8584
      @wiiblii8584 3 года назад +19

      Also no those photos of Spy and Scouts mom isn't photo shop Spy Is actually Scouts dad

    • @calcutt4
      @calcutt4 2 года назад +11

      @@wiiblii8584 Yeah there was no such thing as photoshop in 1968

    • @calcutt4
      @calcutt4 2 года назад +5

      @Matix 777 The soldier is also stupid

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm 2 года назад +8

      @Matix 777 i like how sniper is just "throws piss at people" lmao

    • @josh_miester_x511
      @josh_miester_x511 2 года назад +4

      It definitely adds charm and life to the characters.

  • @Ribeye_sandwich
    @Ribeye_sandwich 3 года назад +198

    The whistle at the end of "Meet the Pyro(maniac)" always makes me shiver.

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm 2 года назад +1

      @Space Vatnik BRAAAUUUUGH

  • @frankmanha
    @frankmanha 3 года назад +457

    Fun fact: medic actually can heal demomans missing eye, and has done so several times, but the eye socket is cursed so that every Halloween the eye pops out, grows to gargantuan scale, gains self awareness and magical powers, and goes around blowing stuff and/or people up with smaller explosive rocket propelled eyeballs

    • @terra-oni3366
      @terra-oni3366 3 года назад +3

      Wow i didnt know that

    • @anexplosion5436
      @anexplosion5436 3 года назад +34

      Apparently it once tried to travel back in time to become their parents.

    • @Andrey_Belgian
      @Andrey_Belgian 3 года назад +5

      Poor demo that's why he has a picture of his left eye as one of his many cosmetics

    • @phoebe5
      @phoebe5 3 года назад

      doesnt it become a different monster eye each time. i know he mentions a vampire your eye. monoculous was just one year of monster eye

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 3 года назад +2

      Yep. Demoman’s eye was cursed because he read from the Bombinomicon as a child while doing a job for the self-proclaimed evil wizard Marasmus. Moral of the story: when an evil wizard tells you not to read from a spellbook of his, you probably shouldn’t try to read it.

  • @SpicyMediaReal
    @SpicyMediaReal 2 года назад +71

    The Pyro intro is kind of accurate to the level of brutality the Pyro can engage in when properly used on his team.
    The flamethrower is a terrifying weapon when caught off guard, the shotgun is great for handling that occasional Scunt who tries to b*tch out, and the melee weapon..... is good for giving Demoknights nightmares.

    • @TamWam_
      @TamWam_ Год назад +8

      Dude I remember being under a platform and an enemy pyro ambushed us from above (and we were 5 people) and he killed every one of us..

  • @empdisaster10
    @empdisaster10 3 года назад +108

    "Other than being fast and hitting people with a baseball bat, I'm a little confused on what makes him special"
    Thats all. Thats his whole character. He ran fast and died a virgin

    • @thatrandomgamer722
      @thatrandomgamer722 3 года назад +6

      That’s a lie, scout is the strongest character in the game, not really scout himself, but that scattergun combined with his speed, 3 shot heavy, 2 shot basically everyone else.

    • @whydoiexist2180
      @whydoiexist2180 3 года назад +5

      @@thatrandomgamer722 medic is better

    • @Potato_tomato47
      @Potato_tomato47 3 года назад +10

      Remember in experation date the way he got girls?

    • @spysappinmysentry000
      @spysappinmysentry000 3 года назад +3

      I know that's it's unanimously decided that scouts visit to God was a concussion induced dream, but he has pulled several fried chicken tramps in his merc days

    • @rockysandman5489
      @rockysandman5489 3 года назад +2

      Apparantly Scout is, in this canon, God's gift to women and can't die until he beds every woman on Earth. And, y'know, he pulled at least one woman over some fried chicken.

  • @dalek4463
    @dalek4463 3 года назад +219

    The pee jars can actually be used as a weapon in game it’s known as the jarate and if any player is hit with it they’re covered in pee and thus said covered player if hurt by another player it will result in a Mini Crit

    • @redgunnit
      @redgunnit 2 года назад +19

      It also puts out flaming teammates!

    • @noctis_fella
      @noctis_fella 2 года назад +16

      and yourself if you're on fire
      and expose spies

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +10

      In real life, throwing a jar of urine at someone's head would cause a skull fracture.

    • @sollew7434
      @sollew7434 2 года назад +3

      @@ianfinrir8724 *hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor*

    • @zzoupz5983
      @zzoupz5983 2 года назад +12

      IMPORTANT NOTE
      the reason it inflicts mini crits is because the covered enemy lost his will to live. No wanky unexplainable game mechanics. I think that's pretty funny lmfao

  • @jairomelgarejoreyes1609
    @jairomelgarejoreyes1609 3 года назад +482

    Engineer 3/10? Damn this guy really hates engineers

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +189

      The sibling rivalry is real.
      (Of course I am kidding, I'm actually really close with my bros)

    • @jairomelgarejoreyes1609
      @jairomelgarejoreyes1609 3 года назад +26

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview i know mate, good video btw

    • @baldgagits2107
      @baldgagits2107 3 года назад +30

      Uncle Dane is shaking

    • @Heidegaff
      @Heidegaff 3 года назад +5

      I mean, that's just the average TF2 player opinion of Engi.

    • @nezzapiggaTT
      @nezzapiggaTT 3 года назад +1

      @@Heidegaff *sniper

  • @chasesstuff6010
    @chasesstuff6010 2 года назад +22

    Fun fact: since the meet the team videos were canonically made by a character, that means they picked a side.
    This is the reason why in the meet the team videos, it shows the blu team being defeated or killed by red.

    • @Ratchetpower2
      @Ratchetpower2 Год назад +7

      He was supposed to interview the BLU team after he was done with RED but the Administrator had him killed before he could, that's why we only see RED killing BLU.

  • @jacksongreen4107
    @jacksongreen4107 3 года назад +301

    The Medic has actually tried to heal Demo’s eye before, and succeeded; however, since the eye socket was cursed by an ancient, magical book about explosives (which is owned by the Soldier’s former roommate, who is a wizard), the eye gained sentience, grew giant and attempted to kill them all on Halloween.
    No, I didn’t make any of that up. TF2 Lore is some weird stuff.

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +90

      the tf2 lore is so weird

    • @jasonxd9880
      @jasonxd9880 3 года назад +15

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview the medic also stole a guy's skeleton, which can be heard at the start of the meet the medic, tricked the Devil Himself and own the other 8 mercenary souls, as he sold his own. the concept of the übercharce is that medic can ubercharge any of the mercenaries, to give them a health boost, or damage, depending of the equipment, like the kritzkrieg, a different equipment in game.

    • @jasonxd9880
      @jasonxd9880 3 года назад +8

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview also, it is stated in the comics that scout is a gift to women.

    • @amebee709
      @amebee709 3 года назад +1

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview spy is scouts dad

    • @mystz900
      @mystz900 3 года назад

      @@amebee709 but can’t spy only turn into people when they killed them?
      then that means he killed his son

  • @justins340
    @justins340 2 года назад +350

    As a certified medic main, I can say that ubercharge works on everyone. Heavies just get the most pocket healers.

    • @kagato23
      @kagato23 2 года назад +47

      For non-players, heavy dishes our the most damage per second with his gun, but his size and slow moving speed makes him easy to hit. The medic can literally take cover behind his body, so a common strategy is the medic sticking to heavy like glue. He starts with the most health and when continually healed, he can soak up a lot of damage even before the Uber, when he usually becomes the front end of push into enemy encampments. There’s a few ways to counter him, but for the most part an Uber charged heavy can destroy anything in front of him before the invincibility wears off, making it a very common strategy.

    • @Kokokekko7
      @Kokokekko7 2 года назад +12

      @@kagato23 >another heavy with the holiday punch in a random crits enabled server has joined the game

    • @Nehfarius
      @Nehfarius 2 года назад +6

      @@kagato23 That said, if one happens to use the Krizkrieg, while the Heavy remains a completely viable option, consider getting a Soldier or Demoman as your buddy.

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 2 года назад +3

      @@kagato23 It also takes the longest to overheal him(temporary additional health), so you can build Uber faster.(Uber build slower if you're overhealed)

    • @nickythehickey
      @nickythehickey 2 года назад +2

      The post credit scene for meet the medic even shows the rest of the mercs lined up for Uber heart transplants

  • @souptime23
    @souptime23 2 года назад +297

    One important fact is that this game takes place in the late 1960’s to early 1970’s, so they have no safety standards. They are also insanely technologically advanced because video game lore.

    • @code066funkinbird3
      @code066funkinbird3 2 года назад +32

      So they have more lore than overwatch

    • @zimNvgcatsfan
      @zimNvgcatsfan 2 года назад +32

      @@code066funkinbird3 easily.

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 2 года назад +28

      @@zimNvgcatsfan Much much more. There's a whole superman story for sniper I won't spoil because it's batshit funny.

    • @letsdodapumpkin7999
      @letsdodapumpkin7999 2 года назад +9

      @@thunderspark1536 “so he’s basically reverse superman or something”

    • @code066funkinbird3
      @code066funkinbird3 2 года назад

      @@zimNvgcatsfan OK thanks

  • @xcreeperxplodius5202
    @xcreeperxplodius5202 2 года назад +9

    *corrects heavy on what to call his weapon*
    “Some people think they can outsmart me”

  • @suckerpunchofficial1758
    @suckerpunchofficial1758 3 года назад +727

    "If you're handling explosives so delicately, a wrong twitch sets them off, you're not an explosives expert."
    "Explosives and drinking don't mix. Guns and drinking don't mix."
    "I give the demoman an 8/10."

    • @firamation8114
      @firamation8114 2 года назад +4

      A lil harsh

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 2 года назад +18

      @@firamation8114 not compared to soldier and engi

    • @firamation8114
      @firamation8114 2 года назад +14

      @@DJL3G3ND oh yes- that was mega harsh

    • @AutoMartial
      @AutoMartial 2 года назад +5

      10/10 perfect

  • @RoiGBoi
    @RoiGBoi 3 года назад +130

    "Explosives and drinks don't mix"
    Funnily enough Demo mixed a drink and explosive substance before, even made it blow up as he spat it too

    • @Tweedle-Stupid
      @Tweedle-Stupid 3 года назад +5

      I want it as a taunt kill. Takes a swig then spits forwards

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 3 года назад

      @@Tweedle-Stupid there's a taunt like that, not a taunt kill though. It's called "Spent Well Spirits."

  • @ProtogenRoleplays1698
    @ProtogenRoleplays1698 3 года назад +379

    I love how this guy is comparing the US Military to these Mercenaries.

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 3 года назад +25

      Us military isn't fictional so they cant be that overpowered, if you want to see a overpowered us army, see the Combine in half life.

    • @REDOYSTERCULT302
      @REDOYSTERCULT302 3 года назад +11

      I love how he says to not call it a gun as if heavy would know this

    • @Leekodot15
      @Leekodot15 3 года назад +7

      Soldier is the only thing comparable to the us military, and that guy actually self trained himself to be what HE thinks is a us soldier!

    • @genericname4739
      @genericname4739 3 года назад +2

      @@Leekodot15 soldier was actually denied to serve in WWII so he just went to Europe and fought anyway only one problem was that it was 1949.

    • @Leekodot15
      @Leekodot15 3 года назад +1

      @@genericname4739 Yup! That mad man actually went to kill Nazi's just because he wanted to!

  • @tiuhti__
    @tiuhti__ 3 года назад +120

    19:43 that's the thing, nothing makes the scout special. He's a stick figure with a shotgun but still manages to be one of the best classes in the game.

    • @nerozero5355
      @nerozero5355 3 года назад +20

      Now give demoknight that quickness and you'll soon see how much scout relies on his speed advantage

    • @nerozero5355
      @nerozero5355 3 года назад +14

      @Aquarium Gravel and demoman is drunk scottish cyclops who has ghost sword as a friend and roommate, a cursed eye socket that will turn any eye put there into a monster on Halloween, and is so dependent on alcohol that his body will produce it from his own bone marrow

    • @stgors
      @stgors 3 года назад

      @@nerozero5355 Oh my god Oh my god work damnit!

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu 3 года назад +3

      @@stgors *thomas the tank engine theme*

    • @stgors
      @stgors 3 года назад +3

      @@Kamirasu rarely relevant detail of the eye lander is that it can steal heads from an enemy demo man. But that almost never comes up because the demo with the boost can just.. Y’know c-co- just get over here!

  • @LuckyB4nd1t
    @LuckyB4nd1t 2 года назад +16

    Another fun fact I see many people talk about. If scout is completely blown up there's a chance of it spawning a *dove, a reference to the ending scene in meet the medic

    • @mrc_216
      @mrc_216 Год назад +2

      It spawns a dove, not a pidgeon

  • @johnbucket7717
    @johnbucket7717 3 года назад +405

    Fun fact:
    Spy's disguise is just a mask of the mercenaries

    • @uligallardo8110
      @uligallardo8110 3 года назад +59

      That's because most test players shot at the teammates spies when they disguised. Valve tried to just put an UI icon above the spy, but that was out of place in the game. Then, someone thought about a creative solution: the masks.

    • @xavierchaves
      @xavierchaves 3 года назад +18

      Maybe, the mercenaries are too dumb to notice that it's just a mask

    • @omegamartlemon1408
      @omegamartlemon1408 3 года назад +14

      @@xavierchaves wouldn’t be surprised with the whole led water thing

    • @toast9219
      @toast9219 3 года назад +3

      @@omegamartlemon1408 good point except ms pauling says “thats why we gave you guys bottled water” meaning they never had any lead water

    • @brok56
      @brok56 3 года назад +1

      @@toast9219 soldier: bottled what now?

  • @BlackWolf18C
    @BlackWolf18C 3 года назад +280

    "Is Team Fortress 2 just a drinking game?"
    No. Is hat collecting simulator.

    • @youssefbarrek8089
      @youssefbarrek8089 3 года назад +10

      War themed hat simulator

    • @lou626
      @lou626 3 года назад +2

      @@youssefbarrek8089a cold war themed hat simulator!

    • @katlynlazuli8954
      @katlynlazuli8954 3 года назад

      @@lou626 The coldest of wars >:D

    • @EternallyDoomed
      @EternallyDoomed 3 года назад

      The worlds first war themed hat simulator

    • @Sorta8
      @Sorta8 3 года назад

      @@katlynlazuli8954 *3rd in-game class would like to deny that.*

  • @shagun1074
    @shagun1074 3 года назад +187

    The thing with the eye is that demoman as akid went to work on a haunted house as a cleaner then gazed upon a evil book "the bombonominicon" or somtin and it cursed his eye, in order to save it the houses owner a wizard, did sum spell and thus demos eye, the house and the wizard were gone, sometimes the eye returns and tries to kill the team

    • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
      @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  3 года назад +30

      that is so bizarre

    • @anexplosion5436
      @anexplosion5436 3 года назад +27

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview And that same Wizard is also the Soldier's roommate, his' name is Merasmus, and he owes money to multiple mafias.

    • @the_rocker_assassin4982
      @the_rocker_assassin4982 3 года назад +3

      @Shagun 10
      Fun fact:The bombonominicon book you were talking about is a reference to the fictional book the Necronomicon from the Lovecraftian Universe.Howard Phillips Lovecraft was an american writter who was borned in 1890 and he died in 1937 and he wrote horror and SF books, a very original style for that time you can find him on the internet and The Necronomicon was a book that drove a lot of charecters mad.

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 3 года назад +4

      If a self-proclaimed evil wizard tells you not to read a book of his, you probably shouldn’t read from it or else you might end up having to fight a giant sentient version of your own eye on Halloween! TF2 lore gets weird.

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 3 года назад

      @@MilitaryHistoryGearReview and the Bombinomicon is also a book with, and I quote, "over 400 pages of spells, enchantments, recipes, and anecdotes about blowing things up." So you can see why Demoman would want to read it.

  • @johannesviljoen9656
    @johannesviljoen9656 Год назад +10

    17:54 ACTUALLY
    TF2 is in Australia, where LPG powered cars (propane powered cars) are common place and the trigger is a fuel pump so its quite possible that would work. It just isnt a flamethrower, its a massive blowtorch; a flamethrower is a flammable fluid pissing super soaker that also lights the affore-mentioned fluid on fire, a blowtorch is a flammable gas burping spraycan that lights the affore-mentioned gas alight. Though the "flamethrower" in game functions like a blowtorch, as with most games.
    TL;DR: Aussie fuel pumps can shoot propane, so thats a viable blowtorch.

  • @ducks7015
    @ducks7015 3 года назад +306

    Sadly the game has been mostly forgotten by Valve. But when you get to a server without bots its a blast of a game!

    • @xarolino
      @xarolino 2 года назад +17

      What you talking about?! They added snakes !

    • @kingofqueso4848
      @kingofqueso4848 2 года назад +12

      Yeah it is a blast
      -demo and soldier mains

    • @Wellshem
      @Wellshem 2 года назад +12

      But still top 10 on steam since it came out on steam in like 2012, pretty impressive

    • @Damashie
      @Damashie 2 года назад +4

      @@Wellshem It came out in 2007 but alright

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +6

      "Without Bots." That's the dream

  • @terraria_ranger4887
    @terraria_ranger4887 3 года назад +248

    Fun fact: in TF2 lore, abraham lincoln invented rocket jumping.

    • @metaforth
      @metaforth 3 года назад +42

      Actually Shakespearaclese did, Abraham Lincoln perfected it

    • @terraria_ranger4887
      @terraria_ranger4887 3 года назад +4

      @@metaforth oh ok

    • @steafyheaster1335
      @steafyheaster1335 3 года назад +12

      @@metaforth so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

    • @johnbobaguard8541
      @johnbobaguard8541 3 года назад +1

      Also Abraham Lincoln became blu team's pyro

    • @medicgaming2831
      @medicgaming2831 3 года назад +1

      PEFFORZA REGÀ

  • @digitaal_boog
    @digitaal_boog 2 года назад +194

    With the heavy, he has the ammo belts around his neck on backwards. Any experienced soldier would carry them with the bullet pointed out. It helps prevent the neck being chafed.

    • @jacksonlideen891
      @jacksonlideen891 2 года назад +23

      But heavy most likely has a really heavy bulletproof vest on, as he's a bodybuilder, and the vest is probably what gives him his immense health pool. My guess is the ammo belts wouldn't chafe too much because of the vest, and it would at most be such a minor inconvenience in combat that it's negligible. Although he would probably take it off when not in combat though.

    • @anonimoqualquer5503
      @anonimoqualquer5503 2 года назад +16

      Chafed?
      Heavy kills bears with his bare hands daily, an ammo belt doesn't seem like a problem

    • @SuperBobStudiosThe1st
      @SuperBobStudiosThe1st Год назад

      He don't Even have a neck

    • @birsu1954
      @birsu1954 Год назад

      They are not bullets they are orange crayons

  • @Zorak1988
    @Zorak1988 2 года назад +3

    The man with a deadpan pokerface saying "This is absolutely hilarious"...

  • @davidabbott2931
    @davidabbott2931 3 года назад +127

    2:14 fun fact: the full, uncensored version of this line is "They got more monsters in the loch ness than they've got the likes of me" and was decided on by fans, well after any of the meet the team videos were uploaded.

    • @chocolatesquirrel2002
      @chocolatesquirrel2002 3 года назад +4

      Why is censored tho?

    • @localcouchpotato7510
      @localcouchpotato7510 3 года назад +32

      @@chocolatesquirrel2002 government cover up joke. "They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great loch ness than they got the likes of me"

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 3 года назад +7

      @@chocolatesquirrel2002 Cause is funni
      Like, hearing 6 secs of straight bleeping makes you think Demo's saying all kinds of racist shit or something lmao

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 3 года назад +149

    13:55 Yes, Medic can charge "Uber" by healing people, and then he has ability to make someone invincible for a few seconds.

    • @reminy13
      @reminy13 2 года назад +4

      Actually the medic is

    • @mercenarydelta7351
      @mercenarydelta7351 2 года назад +4

      The ability varies between the Mediguns, but yes, the Stock version carries invincibility to whoever the medic heals.
      I think I know another Medigun - known as the Kritzkrieg - that grants full crits to whomever it heals.

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS 2 года назад

      Über

  • @metalmann385
    @metalmann385 2 года назад +172

    "I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
    Bonk! Enjoyers: Hold my arrhythmia.