These kids toys need to stop...

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @KyL
    @KyL 5 лет назад +19652

    Judge: is there anything else?
    6ix9ine: I know where the Japan vlogs are

    • @richardteague5300
      @richardteague5300 5 лет назад +108

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @edgar2523
      @edgar2523 5 лет назад +196

      6ix9ine: I know where the door is too

    • @plant3175
      @plant3175 5 лет назад +10

      👏, 👏, 👏, 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @JaylanxYT
      @JaylanxYT 5 лет назад +28

      That Crazy Jinx As a member of the poopsie slime fandom I’m pissed

    • @selle.x3002
      @selle.x3002 5 лет назад +17

      i can hear him say "aight stoopid, i know where the japan vlogs are"

  • @PinkApocalypse
    @PinkApocalypse 3 года назад +2947

    That pony one legitimately seems like the most fetish-y thing and I’m so disturbed it’s aimed at children

    • @dejane5042
      @dejane5042 3 года назад +169

      fr its so weird

    • @JiannaSandoval
      @JiannaSandoval 3 года назад +176

      You think kids aren't gonna try and "buttplug" that thing??? 😔🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @comfethan
      @comfethan 3 года назад +70

      @@JiannaSandoval oh god 💀

    • @gumtm
      @gumtm 3 года назад +20

      Timestamp?

    • @PinkApocalypse
      @PinkApocalypse 3 года назад +89

      @@JiannaSandoval it’s alarming how right you are, oh my god

  • @saprikt
    @saprikt 5 лет назад +6033

    What's really foul is the amount of waste these toys produce ffs

    • @veilofthevale974
      @veilofthevale974 5 лет назад +471

      Exactly what I was thinking, how tf do they get away with all the unnecessary plastic?

    • @FlourescentPotato
      @FlourescentPotato 5 лет назад +171

      I was thinking this too, it's fucked!

    • @mr_selfdestruct
      @mr_selfdestruct 5 лет назад +189

      Oh man, you wouldnt like LOL Surprise then.

    • @ladyxkuromi
      @ladyxkuromi 5 лет назад +35

      Thought the same thing

    • @melz4766
      @melz4766 5 лет назад +201

      every single piece of plastic shown in this vid made me die a little bit inside for everything we effect with our insane amount of waste.

  • @arandomperson254
    @arandomperson254 3 года назад +5970

    *this is why lego and pokemon never gets old*

  • @Mint-Tea-in-a-Wine-Glass
    @Mint-Tea-in-a-Wine-Glass 2 года назад +430

    Morals of the story
    1: Toy companies have seriously gone downhill over the years
    2: don't use redbull as a substitute for water

    • @FrostNugget23
      @FrostNugget23 21 день назад +5

      Or 99.8% fat free skim milk

    • @MOTH-MAN-LOV
      @MOTH-MAN-LOV 20 дней назад +8

      @@FrostNugget23this guy apparently disappeared like, a year ago (the youtuber)

  • @allmight401
    @allmight401 3 года назад +3784

    Alternate Title: watch a grown man’s descent into insanity.

    • @Lilah123-e2i
      @Lilah123-e2i 3 года назад +23

      Yes

    • @flaky886
      @flaky886 3 года назад +39

      WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ALL MIGHT-?!

    • @flaky886
      @flaky886 3 года назад +18

      I've been trying to tell you something-

    • @allmight401
      @allmight401 3 года назад +26

      @@flaky886
      1) RUclips recommendations
      2) What did you want to tell me?

    • @hellopeople873
      @hellopeople873 3 года назад +13

      All might may I visit sweet little Dekuuuuuu😩

  • @juliebenitez6788
    @juliebenitez6788 3 года назад +557

    "so like it lives in bathes in this piss water?-"
    Had me wheezing-
    Bonus 1- thanks for the likes
    Bonus 2- You've got to be SH*TTING me
    Bonus 3- who gives a SH*T

  • @allison2725
    @allison2725 Год назад +21

    I feel like with the Baby Born dolls that shit and piss, it made some sense. Like, the kid is pretending to be a parent and is caring for a human baby. But when you're given a mythical creature, with whom you inject stuff into it, to then play with it's shit or vomit, it's different and weird.

  • @sabrinakuai9433
    @sabrinakuai9433 5 лет назад +1747

    The Chinese on the Panda cup actually says “Exotic hot piss” or “exotic hot shit” idk cause the last word looks blurry, still weird tho

    • @Ambergrisss
      @Ambergrisss 5 лет назад +100

      Euuuh that is unpleasant lmao

    • @clista1020
      @clista1020 4 года назад +150

      I see the word 屎, so It means poop, due to this is poopsie slime.

    • @spoonfulofbeez
      @spoonfulofbeez 4 года назад +37

      erotic butters

    • @legend7951
      @legend7951 4 года назад +55

      @KuriousKoopa Troopa most likely profanity, given they definitely just google translated it with no effort

    • @peachsolocup
      @peachsolocup 4 года назад +10

      That's disturbing

  • @katiekat3000
    @katiekat3000 3 года назад +1148

    "You can store your *weed* in there"
    Me: literally **dies**

    • @toki5752
      @toki5752 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @kinleyyy
      @kinleyyy 3 года назад +5

      not trying to be rude ofc, but do you know what literally means?

    • @MARlPOSA
      @MARlPOSA 3 года назад +3

      @@kinleyyy it’s a literal matter or sense.

    • @emmac395
      @emmac395 3 года назад +1

      Creativity 100

    • @イサク-k4e
      @イサク-k4e 3 года назад +1

      Relatable

  • @amanwithatophat.1555
    @amanwithatophat.1555 3 года назад +1990

    Him: :orders kids toys:
    mailman: :never sees any kids just a grown man:
    mailman: Is this man ok?

    • @raccoon2820
      @raccoon2820 3 года назад +25

      When you forget to like the comment at 99 likes and someone else is the 100th like: 👁👄👁

    • @jfashion04
      @jfashion04 3 года назад +9

      @Chara Dreemur lmao

    • @danigonemad
      @danigonemad 3 года назад +12

      Ngl the mailman probably thinks he has kids in his basement

    • @justapineapple8464
      @justapineapple8464 3 года назад +2

      Wait he doesn't just buy them at a store

    • @jasontheguywhocandostuff9928
      @jasontheguywhocandostuff9928 3 года назад +1

      The guy died from that comment

  • @rainy17390
    @rainy17390 2 года назад +194

    I now understand why most kids RUclipsrs don't do this anymore

    • @Haruspell
      @Haruspell 2 года назад +22

      Fr and then parents are like “WhEn wE wHeRe YoUngEr wE wHeRe PlaYiNg WiTh ToYs” but whn toys on the market are like THIS yeah I’d rather just play revenge of the Shinobu thank you-😊

    • @person4636
      @person4636 Год назад

      @@HaruspellNice Len profile

  • @felixgomez1584
    @felixgomez1584 5 лет назад +2606

    I'm genuinely disgusted, wtf is wrong with these companies

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 5 лет назад +1662

    What about the baby dragon? Does it spit or poop?
    DOES IT SPIT OR POOP, MAX?!

    • @flushestlime5837
      @flushestlime5837 5 лет назад +38

      To this day we still don't know R.I.P

    • @nancybeltran8601
      @nancybeltran8601 5 лет назад +88

      It spits. Because it doesn't have an asshole.

    • @queeni3901
      @queeni3901 5 лет назад +70

      @@nancybeltran8601 he studied the video for years... To tell if it spits or poops. Staring at the toys buttocks until he felt confident enough to shout. IT SPITS!!

    • @veyonixx
      @veyonixx 4 года назад +21

      does it spit or shit

    • @moth4987
      @moth4987 4 года назад +4

      @@queeni3901 her name is Nancy.

  • @ImThatRandomCommenter
    @ImThatRandomCommenter 3 года назад +3342

    Nothing like a grown man filming hime self opening kids toys.
    I actually thought this was a kids channel until he started cursing 😂

    • @pantsmage970
      @pantsmage970 3 года назад +172

      You've much to learn of the mighty goblin. My child

    • @youneedjesus9772
      @youneedjesus9772 3 года назад +215

      Mom: what are you watching?
      Me: A toy review.
      Mom: Okay, good.
      What I'm actually watching:

    • @XxShiba_SlayerxX
      @XxShiba_SlayerxX 3 года назад +43

      Kid toys 3am:

    • @chloew5511
      @chloew5511 3 года назад +9

      same here

    • @katiekat3000
      @katiekat3000 3 года назад +6

      Nope, not a kid's channel

  • @Soooshi.
    @Soooshi. 17 дней назад +17

    I remember me and my sister getting one of those toys at 9:41. We got a white sparkly cat and we forgot about the whole crapping thing and just treated it like a normal doll.

  • @krx50
    @krx50 5 лет назад +1564

    What honestly disgusts me the most about this stuff is that they're trying to make gross things "cute", and in these cases they're mainly just gross, so they fail completely

    • @laurelalloro
      @laurelalloro 4 года назад +84

      kids are gonna be eating shit

    • @anastasialoveless677
      @anastasialoveless677 4 года назад +26

      professional connoisseur of extravagant bread lovely peaches been doing that for years now

    • @bobbobbo5278
      @bobbobbo5278 4 года назад +57

      Shit fetish is gonna be the new rage amongst the youth 💅💅

    • @KaminariHouse
      @KaminariHouse 4 года назад +30

      Kids like gross shit, especially boys. A lotta kids toy are "gross but cute", or "gross but cool".
      I remember being a kid in the 90s. This is the same stuff we had back then, only there was a lot more of it.

    • @buhgingo2933
      @buhgingo2933 4 года назад +36

      This is just going to bring new waves of scat fetishers, particularly among the female audience

  • @RocketPooch
    @RocketPooch 3 года назад +10812

    I really miss the toys that were actually really cool, like the old littlest pet shops and monster high dolls. // Edit: I know MH just got a reboot and that LPS are returning in 2024 lol, at the time of writing this comment both franchises were pretty dead. Hope that clears up confusion :D

    • @cardsagainstlithium
      @cardsagainstlithium 3 года назад +515

      my childhood right there

    • @RocketPooch
      @RocketPooch 3 года назад +428

      @@cardsagainstlithium My goodness :000 I'd kill for those to be brought back... even though I don't collect anymore, they bring back so many memories haha. Apparently they're still making a few lps, but it doesn't seem like they'll bring the old ones back at this stage. As for Monster High, there's going to be a reboot, I'm not quite sure what the dolls and show are going to look like though.

    • @dukeeeeshii
      @dukeeeeshii 3 года назад +40

      dang- same

    • @elbereth2738
      @elbereth2738 3 года назад +134

      LPS WAS THE BEST ToT

    • @tia4108
      @tia4108 3 года назад +20

      YES

  • @_KERP
    @_KERP 3 года назад +5113

    imagine the cashier when he bought all those toys

    • @fluffythecat22
      @fluffythecat22 3 года назад +286

      Cashiers mind be like: "is he.... a ... simp..?"

    • @sampletext9338
      @sampletext9338 3 года назад +204

      @@fluffythecat22 no, "Wait.. Why is he- EHHH nevermind"

    • @_KERP
      @_KERP 3 года назад +27

      @iiWillowflowers yes

    • @ratgirlxoxo
      @ratgirlxoxo 3 года назад +114

      The cashier's are probably used to him buying weird toys by now.

    • @delt1750
      @delt1750 3 года назад +9

      Lmao

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official Год назад +54

    I don't think scat fetishists should make *kids* toys about said fetish.

  • @jimdingle4521
    @jimdingle4521 4 года назад +409

    the funniest thing about this is picturing him in the ch3eckout line buying all these poop toys meant for little girls

    • @pental.a.d.3289
      @pental.a.d.3289 4 года назад +16

      I imagine he bought these on Amazon or something like it

    • @xquenda275
      @xquenda275 3 года назад +3

      ✨Self Checkout✨ also they may asume he has a kid

    • @匚-k5y
      @匚-k5y 3 года назад +3

      fun fact: retailers dont care

  • @pelicanking9596
    @pelicanking9596 5 лет назад +273

    1970's girls: I love to play with my barbies!
    Present day girls: ImMa PlAy WiTh ThIs DoG sHiT

  • @RadEmpoleon
    @RadEmpoleon 3 года назад +748

    "Is it a spitter or is it a shitter?"
    Possibly the greatest line of this video.

    • @im.nayn_
      @im.nayn_ 3 года назад +5

      *Possibly*

    • @charlottebarham7722
      @charlottebarham7722 3 года назад +7

      The true question: "Is is a spitter or a swallower?"

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 3 года назад +6

      @@charlottebarham7722 sh- tter = swallower since that's where it eventually ends up, no?

    • @311.madiii
      @311.madiii 3 года назад

      Pretty sure I shifted my orang and laughing at this cause I felt it-

    • @maritesswilliams9307
      @maritesswilliams9307 2 года назад

      16:36 AM IN HELL

  • @Ellieplaysroblox452
    @Ellieplaysroblox452 14 дней назад +4

    12:25 “AW, WTF, YOU NASTY LITTLE BASTARD!” GOT ME DYING😭

  • @--zigzagoon12--26
    @--zigzagoon12--26 5 лет назад +1803

    The way he says cutie tootie gets me every time

  • @astral7950
    @astral7950 5 лет назад +456

    The manager: What thing do girls like?
    One of the workers: *sHiT*
    The manager: WRitE tHat dOwn

    • @cherrybansx7398
      @cherrybansx7398 5 лет назад +19

      my sister has a weird fetish. dont read your siblings' diaries dude im starting therapy tomorrow

    • @killnbl
      @killnbl 5 лет назад +27

      @@cherrybansx7398 you cant just say that without telling us what the actual fetish is

    • @yushaare
      @yushaare 5 лет назад +3

      Cherry Inmato what did you find? Oh god

    • @spdrlinc5877
      @spdrlinc5877 5 лет назад +10

      Siblings Incest probably, thats why our man here is not talking

    • @mortis5651
      @mortis5651 5 лет назад +1

      @@cherrybansx7398 tell us

  • @looser2704
    @looser2704 3 года назад +1423

    The poopsie ones feels illegal, feels like some type of assault, visual harassment or something

  • @tiealovely
    @tiealovely 2 года назад +85

    who actually sat down and thought, “let’s make a unicorn with eyelash extensions that vomits or takes a dump”

  • @nobody2021
    @nobody2021 4 года назад +1211

    toys when i was a kid: build stuff with cool bricks. build a robot animal (zoids)
    toys now: poop, vomit, urine, etc.

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 4 года назад +66

      Butts and farts too. Really weird

    • @bayleaf_heretv5393
      @bayleaf_heretv5393 4 года назад +61

      Yeah I remember playing with LEGO’s with my little brother and not whatever fetish toys those are

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 4 года назад +12

      Some cartoons are like that too

    • @user-dm6cy8gl3p
      @user-dm6cy8gl3p 4 года назад +10

      Can’t forget slime and unicorns

    • @user-dm6cy8gl3p
      @user-dm6cy8gl3p 4 года назад +26

      If you add unicorns then it’s automatically kid friendly 👌

  • @rulialee9802
    @rulialee9802 3 года назад +988

    I don't often care about environmental issues, but there's so much unnecessary plastic packaging

    • @leslycastillo8920
      @leslycastillo8920 3 года назад +18

      Ikr

    • @aa-cx8wf
      @aa-cx8wf 3 года назад +26

      @Holly Irwin It's both.

    • @fredesch3158
      @fredesch3158 3 года назад +38

      @@aa-cx8wf Yeah, definitely both, but being annoying is something you can overlook, the environmental issue not so much

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 года назад +31

      @Holly Irwin There’s more packaging than the actual toy itself. Awful.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 года назад +28

      @Holly Irwin It’s a one-time-use plastic. They might not not seem harmful on their own, but they tend to add up really quick in landfills since they’re rarely reusable. Edit: Even worse if they were to end up in the ocean. Especially thin plastic bags. Turtles often mistaken those as jellyfish.

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 3 года назад +840

    Fun fact: Items often feel cold because they have high heat conductivity. Basically, ti is really, realyl good at stealing your body heat, even when compared to other materials at the same temperature.

    • @serendipitylove3930
      @serendipitylove3930 3 года назад +30

      Thank you for the cool fact ^-^

    • @popsiclestandzzz
      @popsiclestandzzz 3 года назад +8

      Learn better Grammer before explanations. ( I'm joking calm down)

    • @miatotlol
      @miatotlol 3 года назад +6

      Fun facts: fun facts arent actually fun.

    • @funtimefreddy8040
      @funtimefreddy8040 3 года назад +2

      Cool

    • @Handlelesswithme
      @Handlelesswithme 3 года назад +4

      @le dumbass fun fact: when someone says fun fact in a non-sales context chances is they meant it ironically

  • @F_NerdShark
    @F_NerdShark 11 дней назад +3

    My favorite quotes:
    “WHERES OUR VICTIM”
    “Let’s open up another cutie tootie! IM IN HELL!!”

  • @AgarthanExecutioner
    @AgarthanExecutioner 5 лет назад +591

    God so much wasted packaging, too
    Forget straws, we need to ban this packaging

    • @shitocodone8940
      @shitocodone8940 5 лет назад +7

      Agarthan Executioner children first then turdles

    • @Alittlefruitgoesalongway
      @Alittlefruitgoesalongway 5 лет назад +22

      Who says children need these crap toys though. Have them buy something actually good.

    • @shitocodone8940
      @shitocodone8940 5 лет назад +1

      Chris Palumbo who said turtles should exist there’s like a billion better species

    • @Alittlefruitgoesalongway
      @Alittlefruitgoesalongway 5 лет назад +28

      I don't have any particular favoritism for turtles, but other ocean wildlife are effected by the plastic waste too. I'm sure everyone would appreciate a clean ocean too. Even beaches, many now are just full of litter, broken bottles and other crap, and they can't really be enjoyed anymore once they reach that state.

    • @crowMilatonin
      @crowMilatonin 3 года назад +7

      @@shitocodone8940
      Who said we should exist
      There’s tons of better species

  • @steptoef
    @steptoef 5 лет назад +1749

    I’m disappointed he didn’t realize the Coca Cola was spelled “caca coola”

  • @athenaphan9070
    @athenaphan9070 3 года назад +549

    The level of sarcasm, annoyance, and disgust is immaculate 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @brokenvessel_
    @brokenvessel_ 2 года назад +17

    the "scammy" reason that kids are attracted to these toys is the bright holographic colors mixed with the large text causes lots of neural stimulation, even if the contents are something the kids may never see again

  • @vlauddi
    @vlauddi 3 года назад +1689

    “dog shit”
    “This isn’t shit right?”
    “It got golden legs”
    “Rainbow corn shit”
    “Rejected shit”
    “I really like this gangster one”
    I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THOSE WORDS-
    edited!
    HOW WHAT
    THANKS FOR 1.1K LIKES YAAAAHH

    • @-__Ast0lf0__-
      @-__Ast0lf0__- 3 года назад +24

      "Snowman dog shit"

    • @vlauddi
      @vlauddi 3 года назад +4

      @@-__Ast0lf0__- YES YES SNOWMAN DOG SHIT

    • @_yeet_
      @_yeet_ 3 года назад +4

      Rainbow corn sh**🤣

    • @mariadirani8849
      @mariadirani8849 3 года назад +3

      me too ;D

    • @Lucky-yk9cc
      @Lucky-yk9cc 3 года назад +2

      Then it went rippppppp

  • @quackanimations6338
    @quackanimations6338 3 года назад +681

    kids in 1970-2010: I love doll and dollhouse
    kids now: I love *P* *O* *O* *P*

    • @sleepy7138
      @sleepy7138 3 года назад +19

      My cousin doesn’t play with dolls but she’s like born in 2010

    • @sampletext9338
      @sampletext9338 3 года назад +26

      C A C A - C O L A

    • @ReddestOne24
      @ReddestOne24 3 года назад +4

      i dont like toy at all

    • @Caufeeholic
      @Caufeeholic 3 года назад +13

      Can confirm I was obsessed with the shit emojis when I was small, sorry for being cringe

    • @personne9994
      @personne9994 3 года назад +3

      one is creepy the other's disgusting.

  • @vejymonsta3006
    @vejymonsta3006 5 лет назад +446

    Ah yes. I love playing the game "Will she spit or poop."

    • @errorsnide
      @errorsnide 5 лет назад +19

      College days, the game.

    • @benji7851
      @benji7851 5 лет назад +3

      *SHE POoPED!*

    • @red-firefox
      @red-firefox 5 лет назад +2

      18:32
      Let's see if you're a spitter or a shitter

  • @diannakrstevska158
    @diannakrstevska158 20 дней назад +11

    5:16 bro that poop looks like its from da hood

  • @Dosujagii
    @Dosujagii 5 лет назад +197

    I feel like this entire episode has been one cracked out fever dream. So many unexpected twists and turns and I still have no idea what's going on lmao

  • @Annimations
    @Annimations 3 года назад +512

    I’m really confused by the scat obsession in toys lately. Imagine them going up and being nostalgic

    • @ariuszyleng2580
      @ariuszyleng2580 3 года назад +44

      It's disturbing like RUclips kid's videos back then the offbrands and everything

    • @arctozoltaurora2130
      @arctozoltaurora2130 3 года назад +79

      Imagine being like 6 and growing up with these toys, and then 10 years later you're talking to your friends like "Remember that one unicorn toy that shits itself? Yeah that one was my favorite." "Which unicorn shitting itself? There was a lot of them."

    • @ariuszyleng2580
      @ariuszyleng2580 3 года назад +14

      @@arctozoltaurora2130 oh God I can now imagine that now

    • @dukewild5071
      @dukewild5071 2 года назад +7

      Clearly, the distributors hate children

    • @ogrynmod1765
      @ogrynmod1765 2 года назад

      Kill me

  • @Lewis-lw1hl
    @Lewis-lw1hl 5 лет назад +374

    Max: How long till they sell piss
    Belle Delphine: *silence*

  • @pebblerockz
    @pebblerockz 2 года назад +29

    17:19 “I actually kinda like this one!” - *proceeds to throw it at wall*

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum9865 3 года назад +302

    “I don’t have water, but I do have Red Bull” yup, that sounds like Max

    • @_wiindexx_
      @_wiindexx_ 3 года назад

      Also sounds like me ngl

  • @dantethespoon1087
    @dantethespoon1087 5 лет назад +817

    some little girls are going to be into scat when they get older

    • @LilacStarvix
      @LilacStarvix 4 года назад +95

      Aaand inflation....

    • @jblen
      @jblen 4 года назад +121

      These definitely seem like some fucked up fetish dolls marketed to little girls, they don't seem like dolls a kid would want to play with. It's like the company are genuinely trying to brainwash them into becoming scat cretins

    • @vivi-wr8nm
      @vivi-wr8nm 4 года назад +76

      @@jblen i mean remember elsagate
      theres a whole industry that seemingly exists to indoctrinate kids with fetishes, weird af

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 4 года назад +29

      @@vivi-wr8nm What's the motivation for doing that though? Seriously I don't understand the motive, or lack thereof.

    • @KaminariHouse
      @KaminariHouse 4 года назад +9

      @@jblen I dunno man. Kids like gross shit, especially boys.
      If you remember the 90s like I do, you'd know this.

  • @uncleiroh1612
    @uncleiroh1612 3 года назад +370

    “I mean who gives a shit”
    Me: I- I think that critter does

  • @nerdscreams
    @nerdscreams 14 дней назад +3

    watching this person devolve into madness is wildly funny.

  • @Brodaciousssss
    @Brodaciousssss 5 лет назад +238

    It wouldn’t be to hard for me to believe that giant garbage heap in the ocean is made entirely of these products.

  • @tessvallas8419
    @tessvallas8419 3 года назад +222

    I’m just imagining little kids watching this and running up to their mom like “ this toy man said shit, what dies it mean.” Lmao

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat 2 года назад +1121

    this is the stuff that makes kids grow up with weird kinks

    • @Dioxazine_Stars
      @Dioxazine_Stars 2 года назад +105

      I know. Im scared for Gen Alpha to grow up

    • @TabbyCatq
      @TabbyCatq 2 года назад +2

      We've heard of piss kinks, now we have shit kinks.

    • @Moemoepoin
      @Moemoepoin 2 года назад +9

      fr

    • @Moemoepoin
      @Moemoepoin 2 года назад

      @@Dioxazine_Stars most of them are also gonna identify as shit now

    • @s0urkandies67
      @s0urkandies67 2 года назад +115

      I think that's the point
      It's some really weird form of grooming probably

  • @fandomsreunite1575
    @fandomsreunite1575 17 дней назад +2

    7:37 "unicorn ✨condom✨" I CAN'T WHAT😂

  • @lemurofchaos9672
    @lemurofchaos9672 3 года назад +1534

    This makes me worry for humanity in 10 years.

    • @destinygarcia7526
      @destinygarcia7526 3 года назад +28

      oh agreed. Just like pokmon made a lot of furries and kim possible really got people into red heads just think of the damage this is gonna do

    • @qopkornz
      @qopkornz 3 года назад +10

      Everyone would be scat n🐓tie tag fans 😔

    • @mishamoo6915
      @mishamoo6915 3 года назад +1

      I am 10 years old so I will only be 20 😫

    • @-cherry_potato-6446
      @-cherry_potato-6446 3 года назад +24

      10 years later: Come buy our unicorn diarrhea pack
      Feels like real shit! :D
      also edible :D

    • @wonyounglover1011
      @wonyounglover1011 3 года назад

      Right-

  • @leahbaileynow
    @leahbaileynow 3 года назад +432

    I remember looking at my little cousin's, who is about 7, and her birthday wishlist was filled with all this poop toy stuff. And when I say filled I mean like she wanted so many of these things, the only other thing on her wishlist was a "kitty kitty cat". Like why do they like these things, when I was like 7 I was playing with Legos and silly bands.

    • @juliathefrog5283
      @juliathefrog5283 3 года назад +64

      exactly, kids toys just got really weird

    • @silentreaper4764
      @silentreaper4764 3 года назад +51

      Lol same though. Like who got this horrible idea?! Lets make a shitting toy! NO WHY?! SERIOUSLY WHY?! LEAVE IT AT LEGOS!

    • @verballyconstipated
      @verballyconstipated 3 года назад +4

      Ikr fml

    • @juliathefrog5283
      @juliathefrog5283 3 года назад +4

      @@silentreaper4764 FRRR

    • @sooooooot
      @sooooooot 3 года назад +27

      Because it’s squishy and sparkly. The kids don’t care about it being poop themed

  • @LapisTheGem427
    @LapisTheGem427 3 года назад +148

    "Now, where's our victim? I mean- critter."
    had me dying

    • @ScottPg3dYT
      @ScottPg3dYT 2 года назад

      But heres the weird thing... 18:08

  • @TheCutiePatrol
    @TheCutiePatrol Год назад +12

    i love the fact Max thinks he's also room temperature lol.

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 года назад +252

    There's something iconic about Max feeding a kawaii panda doll water with a syringe only for it to throw up green liquid, and then him holding it up to the camera going "NAASTY LITTLE BASTID"

  • @Pro-sn2dj
    @Pro-sn2dj 3 года назад +377

    dude just made slime out of red bull
    what a legend

    • @cheesecakeconsumerr
      @cheesecakeconsumerr 3 года назад +5

      legend.

    • @welp482
      @welp482 3 года назад +8

      Say bye to the slime it grew wings (sounded better in my head)

    • @im.nayn_
      @im.nayn_ 3 года назад

      @@welp482 things always sound better in your head

    • @TaylorLames
      @TaylorLames 3 года назад

      a MASSIVE LEGEND

  • @Dumb.ahh.internet
    @Dumb.ahh.internet 3 года назад +303

    Younger me: **Offended**
    Me now: Yea, why did they think of this?

    • @Melliorra
      @Melliorra 3 года назад +20

      Younger me would've clicked off the first time he cussed * sobs in cringe *

    • @kay4081
      @kay4081 3 года назад +4

      Same 😂

  • @noahatethebread
    @noahatethebread 2 года назад +5

    The "LA caca" made me laugh so 🦆ing hard too😭💀💀💀💀

  • @notmyrealname4363
    @notmyrealname4363 3 года назад +634

    I wish they made toys that kids could actually play with. It's wasteful, upsetting, and disappointing for the kids.
    Especially I think of all of the poorer kids who spend their limited money, or a well meaning family member does, on a toy and it doesn't have any longevity and it's disappointing for the child and they feel guilty and sad because they don't feel like they can say anything.
    I especially form emotional attachments to toys and I genuinely feel upset when I see toys going to waste from being poorly made or easily breakable that kids will never get to genuinely enjoy and play with.

    • @avacado221
      @avacado221 3 года назад +11

      Yep

    • @sivanhedoesstuff
      @sivanhedoesstuff 3 года назад +23

      @poke_boi _what_

    • @gleebygeeb
      @gleebygeeb 3 года назад

      /e/

    • @gleebygeeb
      @gleebygeeb 3 года назад

      I thought that work I'm so *smart*

    • @dukewild5071
      @dukewild5071 2 года назад +16

      Get your kids into clay so they can make whatever they want and you can save money

  • @Willie.Stroker
    @Willie.Stroker 3 года назад +135

    “I really like this weird gangster one.”
    Me: Laughing my lungs out

  • @ihav2mchsparetime
    @ihav2mchsparetime 4 года назад +217

    i find myself back here atleast once every 2 months

  • @rosennacht7624
    @rosennacht7624 15 дней назад +3

    11:14 That dorito parody zip bag literally looks like something to sell weed in.

  • @certified_flowr
    @certified_flowr 3 года назад +543

    Whenever I see these at a store, I say to myself: “Ew, why. Who made you?”

  • @bloodfrostgaming9204
    @bloodfrostgaming9204 2 года назад +122

    The empty room with anything in it, door broken off the hinges, and him chugging milk out of no where, is the most chaotic shit right off the bat. I like it.

    • @MarioLord14
      @MarioLord14 Год назад +4

      The milk gave him brain damage 😂

  • @VinceWasTaken
    @VinceWasTaken 5 лет назад +423

    I’m glad it’s being reinforced to kids that you should play with literally shit and maybe eat it to since it smells like chocolate

    • @mrbeaver8184
      @mrbeaver8184 5 лет назад +9

      Kids these days are getting everything handed to them on a silver platter. Back in my day I used to eat my shit without it tasting like chocolate.

    • @VinceWasTaken
      @VinceWasTaken 5 лет назад +4

      Mr. Beaver same man these kids don’t understand the struggle of unflavored shit

    • @VinceWasTaken
      @VinceWasTaken 5 лет назад +1

      blubber_nuggets 69 I cant even shit I’m constipated

    • @vr8652
      @vr8652 5 лет назад +1

      This thread I swear

    • @VinceWasTaken
      @VinceWasTaken 5 лет назад

      Facade Underground poop thread, poop thread

  • @lillian1904
    @lillian1904 2 года назад +27

    This is the best "unboxing video" or whatever they call it now days, it's not like those other "oMg ThAtS cUtE" friggin "LOL doll unboxing".

  • @Shrimp78
    @Shrimp78 5 лет назад +905

    Honk if you have intensive Brian damage from gamer rage

  • @DimwitDangerous
    @DimwitDangerous 5 лет назад +438

    These are like the real life versions of those weird girl flash games

  • @TheAdlady75838
    @TheAdlady75838 3 года назад +124

    “Collectible Dog ****” best name I’ve ever heard for those lol

  • @RUBBY_TH
    @RUBBY_TH 13 дней назад +4

    7:38 "Unicorn condom"😭

  • @JoeMa69420
    @JoeMa69420 3 года назад +236

    Max: doesn’t know why kids enjoy mystery holographic toys/also max: proceeds to make an entire RUclips channel based off of opening mystery holographic cards

  • @CosmicSPz
    @CosmicSPz 2 года назад +210

    This man is a legend for enduring this pain

  • @Marina-Ida
    @Marina-Ida 3 года назад +415

    There are so many things I could point out that make me absolutely despise these kind of toys. It’s infuriating because these kinds of toys quite literally clog up every single toy aisle because it’s cheaper and easier to make instead of literally anything of any quality

    • @rose.florish
      @rose.florish 2 года назад +25

      Not to mention kids get sick of it in a day and it causes unnecessary pollution

    • @daniellejones9712
      @daniellejones9712 2 года назад +8

      ...clog up...
      _nice pun, bestie_

    • @Basedhistoryenjoyer
      @Basedhistoryenjoyer 2 года назад +7

      Looking at this makes me thankful that I grew up with knock off Lego cause at least it's decent

    • @Fritz1105
      @Fritz1105 Год назад +5

      Ican list 2
      1. Being very close to gambling with surprise boxes
      2. Too much plastic

  • @Rando78_0
    @Rando78_0 16 дней назад +2

    That’s crazy that a bunch of kid toys revolve around poop... the unicorn baby especially looks fetishized, gross.

  • @emilymchughyt
    @emilymchughyt 3 года назад +779

    To be honest im just waiting for a parent who hates this toy trend to give their kid a piece of animal dropping for a Christmas present.
    "You asked for a poopsy surprise"

  • @paulamh5645
    @paulamh5645 5 лет назад +222

    max saying "oh my gaaawddd LA CACA" at 17:50 is my new notification sound

    • @MiniMia48
      @MiniMia48 2 года назад

      That’d be one hell of a notification sound lmao

  • @may_bloom2761
    @may_bloom2761 3 года назад +526

    This guys is better than any toy review channel ever

    • @toki5752
      @toki5752 3 года назад +12

      True because it’s saying these need to be deleted from the toy market

    • @dixierae3442
      @dixierae3442 2 года назад +1

      What really sucks is RUclips stopped paying for these type of videos. They looked at them as advertising. They must have not watched Max's very closely. They pay 5% of the views and that's it. It wasn't worth it for him to post these videos anymore he gets paid for the Pokemon cards because RUclips considers that collecting which it is. It really sucked because these videos were hilarious. He was just getting warmed up pretty soon the toy companies would have just started sending him free stuff.

    • @malumeta.D.Flameo
      @malumeta.D.Flameo 2 года назад +1

      IKR

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 Год назад

      ​@@malumeta.D.Flameohello fellow bi

  • @V10l3t_N00b
    @V10l3t_N00b Год назад +2

    “What is this?”
    *a mutant-weird-alien-flea thingy*

  • @natalielynnemw7236
    @natalielynnemw7236 4 года назад +115

    Whats up with toy companies and thinking girls like scat, vomit, and piss. Also what's up with all the unicorn.

    • @xquenda275
      @xquenda275 3 года назад +4

      Us girls have a secret code

    • @enviousinferno
      @enviousinferno 3 года назад +3

      @@xquenda275 It’s we don’t like this dog and unicorn shit

    • @cookieplayzfriends3683
      @cookieplayzfriends3683 3 года назад +3

      We like making our own slime not these trash a$$ baby faky slime

    • @laughingjack4502
      @laughingjack4502 3 года назад +1

      The Unicorn is the Ultra Rare. The only one in the Season? Sorry forgot the actuall Word.

  • @TdiAlejandro
    @TdiAlejandro 4 года назад +89

    When my mom entered the room I had to switch to porn, as it was easier to explain...

  • @daniel26395
    @daniel26395 5 лет назад +389

    Did not eat the slime 0/10
    I actually haven't seen the video yet
    EDIT: He did not eat the slime 0/10

    • @completeloser7165
      @completeloser7165 5 лет назад +7

      This is fucking amazing

    • @Ca1a_M4ria
      @Ca1a_M4ria Месяц назад

      He ate some “Non-Toxic Swamp Ooze” from a Shrek toy in a bargain bin toy video.

  • @CHII_XIAO
    @CHII_XIAO 17 дней назад +2

    The poor children realizing this isnt like one of those "Suprise toy opening!! *

  • @MK00040
    @MK00040 5 лет назад +287

    Stuff like this should be illegal. It's all going to a landfill after 2 days

    • @wubman535meme7
      @wubman535meme7 5 лет назад +7

      MK 2 hours

    • @marieke.g
      @marieke.g 5 лет назад +36

      that poopsie shit is ridiculously expensive too. what right in their mind parent actually buys this for their kid though

    • @5H4NKTH35HARK
      @5H4NKTH35HARK 4 года назад +2

      @@marieke.g Rich RUclips parents who exploit their kids for views and money?
      Or rich parents who spoil their kids to much.

  • @neonspookify
    @neonspookify 5 лет назад +106

    just imagine the marketing meetings where they decided this shit was a good idea

  • @Ditto366
    @Ditto366 5 лет назад +135

    17:07 those arent crescent moons. Those are toenails.

    • @val4128
      @val4128 4 года назад +8

      EEWWWWWWWW

  • @merlinho0t
    @merlinho0t Год назад +3

    The star baby creature is genuine nightmare fuel.

  • @THEgooster_
    @THEgooster_ 3 года назад +141

    Him: So what’s the lore here? It lives and bathes In this piss water?
    Me: *FUCKING HISTERICALLY LAUGHING*

  • @Nanapirate
    @Nanapirate 5 лет назад +76

    "He's broken out of prison and he smells like pineapple and lime" gets me everytime. XD

  • @youngarchaeotech189
    @youngarchaeotech189 5 лет назад +36

    In all my days of being a medical professional, I never once considered I’d ever watch someone give a doll an enema.

  • @hi-fv1xv
    @hi-fv1xv Год назад +3

    I always wanted this when i was younger my mum thought i was a complete weirdo 😂
    She was giving me this weird look whenever i asked for one 😂

  • @questionablecontent2802
    @questionablecontent2802 5 лет назад +88

    Max: chugs milk
    Me: *nostalgia intensifies*

  • @CocoasArt
    @CocoasArt 3 года назад +413

    I clicked on the video and that into made me completely forget what i came here for

  • @schlapcity2774
    @schlapcity2774 3 года назад +452

    I love that you said “what’s with the holographic nonsense and why do kids love it” when you’re a Pokémon card channel, focused on getting the most amazing rare HOLOGRAPHIC Pokémon cards

  • @susankornas2613
    @susankornas2613 20 дней назад +4

    20:10 GOLDEN FREDDY! 🫵

  • @Tomix4k
    @Tomix4k 5 лет назад +309

    "La caca" replay button:
    17:52

    • @dummythicci675
      @dummythicci675 4 года назад +23

      Tomix thanks i clicked at least 10-20 times 😂

    • @DavidA0519
      @DavidA0519 4 года назад +11

      The poop
      It’s in Spanish... I translated it

    • @mu11dog60
      @mu11dog60 4 года назад +3

      @@DavidA0519 Who asked? lmao

    • @narutosempaiuzumaki6945
      @narutosempaiuzumaki6945 4 года назад +14

      being a spanish speaker makes it 10x better when u hear him say it XD gets me every time.

    • @mrfreshta9691
      @mrfreshta9691 4 года назад

      @@mu11dog60 ooooooo TDFW!!!!!!!

  • @ladylabelle0407
    @ladylabelle0407 3 года назад +51

    I never got any of that stuff. I grew up entertained by my dads adult shows, my moms anime, my grammas Disney movies, and my grandpas emotional abu- I mean documentaries

  • @alphakakcmeddlakadoofahkii3362
    @alphakakcmeddlakadoofahkii3362 3 года назад +102

    1:39
    The slime is not actually cold, but at the same temperature as your room.
    It just conducts heat really well, so when you touch it with your warmer skin it absorbs a lot of the heat, making you experience a cold sensation

    • @bonzprimaryaccount142
      @bonzprimaryaccount142 3 года назад +3

      Thank you

    • @harleyphoenix9773
      @harleyphoenix9773 3 года назад +6

      I still don't understand but thanks

    • @alphakakcmeddlakadoofahkii3362
      @alphakakcmeddlakadoofahkii3362 3 года назад +12

      @@harleyphoenix9773 So your body is warmer than the air surrounding it. One of the reasons we keep warm is that air is a bad heat conductor, so it is really lazing with transfering the energy.
      Think about it this way, a 90°C Sauna is fine for quite a while but even 42°C water will certainly be painful (49°C water endured for 10min will inflict third degree burns).
      That's because the water transfers a lot of its energy to you, while the air does not.
      The sensation here is basically the same, but in reverse. The air is the same temperature as the slime (below the body temperatures), the reason the air isn't cold is that it's "taking" your body's energy really slowly.
      The slime does the same thing much faster and your body is surprised that it's losing body heat, which is experienced as a cold sensation.

  • @chaos8775
    @chaos8775 2 года назад +8

    5:14 you just explained them all, perfectly