These are the WORST Mario Movie Toys

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @jmartinregular
    @jmartinregular Год назад +3953

    That's a classic line.
    "Nobody touches my FUCKING tools 😤" - Chris Pratt

  • @Anton....
    @Anton.... Год назад +2111

    I can't believe you actually fooled me with that voice button for a second there

    • @BlueFlames094
      @BlueFlames094 Год назад +93

      He got me too 😂

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 Год назад +66

      Got me lookin like an april FOOL

    • @dirtytrispokes13
      @dirtytrispokes13 Год назад +15

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one hahaha

    • @entr3_nou5
      @entr3_nou5 Год назад +36

      In your defense, the sound editing on it was pretty good lmao

    • @ImEverytingPeopleHate
      @ImEverytingPeopleHate Год назад +5

      he got me too. it was only when "Chris Pratt" (i don't know if it was actual Christ Pratt or not) said fuck i thought something was up.
      i deadass though maybe Max got a Cameo for Chris Pratt and Charlie Day to make them say that, recorded it, then made the dolls say it (there are dolls that can record what you say and speak it back, so i thought that's what Max did)
      but no, he's just very good at sound editing.

  • @astrangerontheinternet5500
    @astrangerontheinternet5500 Год назад +1368

    Honestly I could watch Max open up literally anything and still be entertained.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +3141

    Max is like the neighbours kid in adult form

    • @Experiment53.
      @Experiment53. Год назад +51

      I am the one who knocks

    • @TimAllen624
      @TimAllen624 Год назад +38

      Max is the neighbor your parents tell you not to talk to.

    • @nicklasvegas4737
      @nicklasvegas4737 Год назад

      Fuck off commenting every video i watch

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po Год назад +39

      Max is what Chris-Chan could've been.

    • @baked_benry
      @baked_benry Год назад

      @@Experiment53. I fucked Ted

  • @chaseshmace
    @chaseshmace Год назад +1005

    My favorite part of Mario galaxy is when bowser asks Mario what he’s gonna do to stop him and Mario says “don’t touch my tools”

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Год назад +4

      Some would say, a true ‘pog’ moment.

  • @hoggo3789
    @hoggo3789 Год назад +352

    When the super Mario brother said "don't touch my tools" it was truly the line of all time.

  • @friesdies
    @friesdies Год назад +380

    "Hey Luigi, can I hit the griddy?"
    The best line from the Mario Movie.

  • @lunarmoontea4247
    @lunarmoontea4247 Год назад +107

    I love that Mario's favorite food is just "Italian". It's written in such a way that it makes him sound like a cannibal that loves the taste of Italians the most.

    • @amq6763
      @amq6763 Год назад +3

      fun fact he actually said that in a deleted scene were he said the line

  • @ForeseenUnseen
    @ForeseenUnseen Год назад +243

    Favorite youtuber of all time, glad you've gotten into a really nice flow since coming back, I was afraid Ryan's Toy Review was getting too big without any competition on the platform.

  • @roryturner1013
    @roryturner1013 Год назад +422

    Bootleg mario is going to be haunting my dreams from now on

    • @jamespfrommer2003
      @jamespfrommer2003 Год назад +1

      Looks funny

    • @virtsie
      @virtsie Год назад +2

      yeah reminds me of that bootleg dragon

    • @whyrpm
      @whyrpm Год назад +14

      The actual toys with the realistic eyes are way more haunting

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po Год назад +2

      What a out the bootleg scab lamps?

  • @Tentakulus.
    @Tentakulus. Год назад +87

    I can't believe how much I enjoy watching a grown man opening and aggressively playing with toys to the point where I'm laughing non stop
    This video brought back some deep memories, I remember watching the (og)movie back in the day being absolutely terrified and in awe.

  • @RetroCharged
    @RetroCharged Год назад +223

    I would like to see more toy / action figure vids on this channel!
    Love vintage toys and action figures, the Mario Bro movie ones were cool to see

    • @samhein321
      @samhein321 Год назад +3

      I wouldn't mind seeing statues or anime figures etc
      maybe reviews or showcases?

    • @supermariokid6199
      @supermariokid6199 Год назад +3

      I want those original figures from the 93 film but they are expensive

  • @ItsAZues
    @ItsAZues Год назад +417

    For a kids toy. They really detailed the ass of Peach in her biker outfit. It's insane.

    • @saucysacrilegious
      @saucysacrilegious Год назад

      all of them are thicc as fuck

    • @TheMightySkeletor
      @TheMightySkeletor Год назад +112

      Cant believe they made it so detailed using only one hand

    • @vini_the_human
      @vini_the_human Год назад +63

      I mean in their defense they have Mario a detailed ass too

    • @steadfast1448
      @steadfast1448 Год назад +30

      ​@The Mighty Skeletor! No wonder ever toy of peach I see in stores has white stuff on it!

    • @tildey6661
      @tildey6661 Год назад +41

      It’s almost a pity it’s going to be hard to see in the jar

  • @realanimalshorts
    @realanimalshorts Год назад +123

    Imagine being the poor cashier watching this donkey kong looking primitive creature scan in a dozen of mario bros movie toys

  • @arnold20139
    @arnold20139 Год назад +42

    If I was a kid, I would definitely want those "new" Mario Toys. They actually look really well put together.

  • @als_pals
    @als_pals Год назад +47

    and of course my favourite line, "nobody touches my fuckin' tools"

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 Год назад +37

    Apparently the movie's development was so horrible, Bob and John Leguizamo were so creatively frustrated that they drank on set, even going in drunk and Bob Hoskins almost lost his hand with a golf cart incident on set, where he had to goto the hospital for stitches and get back on set the next day.
    As they said, they would rather die then go back to those days due to how toxic and awful the filming was.

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 Год назад +6

      At least John Leguizamo did have better experience as the voice of Sid from Ice Age and Bruno from Encanto.

  • @alexh1323
    @alexh1323 Год назад +40

    Max truly is a child in a grown man's body. Never change Max

  • @allmatrixstudios1424
    @allmatrixstudios1424 Год назад +31

    1:49 that impression was actually on point lmao

  • @PickleTickler69
    @PickleTickler69 Год назад +8

    I love it in the Mario games where Mario jumps up hits the block and does his iconic line!
    “NOBODY TOUCHES MY FUCKING TOOLS

  • @ChefBarry
    @ChefBarry Год назад +84

    Max is like that kid that screams at their mother in the toy shop for not getting them 2 of the same thing

  • @Ewan_Mitchell
    @Ewan_Mitchell Год назад +27

    I love the part in the movie where Mario tells Luigi he has "Terminal 5" and drops to his knees and proclaims "I have a question, for God...WHYYYYYYYYYY"
    I think it was a deleted scene
    IYKYK

  • @fayziez
    @fayziez Год назад +10

    I loved that line where Mario says “hello it’s me Chris Pratt from the Mario movie.”

  • @Blockstarboyssupergaming
    @Blockstarboyssupergaming Год назад +10

    "NOBODY TOUCHES MY F***ING TOOLS"
    Best line in the movie.

  • @God-im4em
    @God-im4em Год назад +41

    At the end of the video i realize i just watched 19 minutes of the grown man equivalent of ryan's world toys

  • @Noodle-Neck
    @Noodle-Neck Год назад +13

    3:02 nobody touches my fucking tools

  • @Breathrock616
    @Breathrock616 Год назад +6

    bro took a deep sniff off peach's bike and thought we wouldn't notice 9:25

  • @willarmstrong1486
    @willarmstrong1486 Год назад +23

    Cant believe they released a toy where Bowser is vaping, so brave.

  • @roto469
    @roto469 Год назад +6

    7:08
    Toads parking is impeccable

    • @flameflareonog
      @flameflareonog 6 месяцев назад

      "Hey, nice job with the parking."
      -Random Toad/Snifit, Paper Mario: The Origami King

  • @rinskape7376
    @rinskape7376 Год назад +16

    2:56 actually got me

  • @MissUmbra
    @MissUmbra Год назад +17

    You got me REAL good with the title and thumbnail, Max. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was meant to be an April Fool’s video, but then you pushed it back until after the Mario movie released, which was basically everything I ever wanted and then some.

  • @jorgecolorado3893
    @jorgecolorado3893 Год назад +6

    It’s the way he opens the packages. Just utterly destroying them into bits with no hesitation. This man is truly a child within an adult body

  • @crazed_bread8580
    @crazed_bread8580 Год назад +39

    I was crying when Luigi said “trust the fungus” in the movie. 10/10

  • @hayleyhellbound9513
    @hayleyhellbound9513 Год назад +4

    Genuinely thank you for actually testing the toys for the playability, and showing how much “juice” the cars have etc.

  • @Png_gaming
    @Png_gaming Год назад +19

    2:35 someone please tell me where I can find these voice lines, they are hilarious.

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 Год назад +16

    The speaker box would have been an amazing idea.
    Also can't believe they fucked up the spelling of Tyrannosaurus Rex at 13:03

  • @jaz02
    @jaz02 Год назад +22

    This consistent content is the best, thanks max ❤

  • @TRSwordsman
    @TRSwordsman Год назад +25

    The live action Luigi figure is oddly buff, it looks like they just took some wrestling figure and repainted it.

  • @hoshiunique185
    @hoshiunique185 Год назад +6

    I SCREAMED WHEN CHRIS PRATT STARTED TALKING

  • @gagollin
    @gagollin Год назад +1

    Idgaf what you say. The 90s Mario movie is a golden classic and will forever shine.

  • @Xxpavement_angelxX
    @Xxpavement_angelxX Год назад +55

    been stuck in a depressive episode the couple of months, binging on all your old videos❤ this upload has made my week thank you Max for still uploading after all these years xx

    • @Frank_Pods
      @Frank_Pods Год назад +10

      Stay strong

    • @shiningsun4023
      @shiningsun4023 Год назад +7

      Hope your doing better! Ain't easy but I wish the best for you! C:

  • @alext6933
    @alext6933 Год назад +2

    I will be screenshotting, upscaling and professionally printing the back of that Mario box. Thank you very much.

  • @Xavior48
    @Xavior48 Год назад +8

    This is such a great kid friendly video. I hope the children enjoy it

  • @scarletcrusader5431
    @scarletcrusader5431 Год назад

    6:55
    LIL FELLA REFERENCE! God I love how Max has really latched onto Lil Fella, it's such a good reoccurring joke

  • @kuzcosmkswed117
    @kuzcosmkswed117 Год назад +9

    I love how Max is trying not to spoil a 30 year old film 😂

  • @leosc24
    @leosc24 Год назад +2

    So glad max is back making videos of him playing and opening children's toys

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic Год назад +4

    14:50 Bowser do be vaping tho

  • @DonaldHussainMusk
    @DonaldHussainMusk Год назад +4

    John Leguizamo: I'm not watching the new maxmoefoe video

  • @JM-nx8yq
    @JM-nx8yq Год назад +10

    Love your videos Max, thank you for making me smile on boring days

  • @SeraNeph
    @SeraNeph Год назад +4

    6:55 Egg with sunglasses ptsd

  • @GoodMorningJuiceBox
    @GoodMorningJuiceBox Год назад +11

    the new figure's eyes actually sort of follow you I forget what method they used to do it

    • @christopherbownes494
      @christopherbownes494 Год назад +2

      Uh. You may want to bring them to a priest.

    • @SmumplytheF2P
      @SmumplytheF2P Год назад +2

      Jokes aside, they probably made the pupils inside the glass eyes convex to achieve that illusion

    • @michaelvuong9302
      @michaelvuong9302 14 дней назад

      @@SmumplytheF2Pis there a way to pry off the glass eyes from these figures?

  • @samrouse3643
    @samrouse3643 Год назад +9

    I’m looking forward to the end of year intro compilation after that Mario intro 😂

  • @evanvanwormer6805
    @evanvanwormer6805 Год назад +8

    Wow great toy video, Max. My kids loved it!

  • @PizzaGoblin6969
    @PizzaGoblin6969 Год назад +4

    "Its-a me the infamous crisp rat"

  • @kresent687
    @kresent687 Год назад +2

    Max, my favorite part of the new Mario bros movie is when Mario broke down in tears and said “It’s terminal five” to Luigi

  • @Rals731
    @Rals731 Год назад +8

    how max got Charlie day to day “trust the fungus” I will never know. One of life’s beautiful mysteries

  • @ScorpionNani
    @ScorpionNani Год назад +2

    1:15 That's actually super cool, the OG Hollywood live action Mario, didn't know they released figurines.

  • @WednesdayLLN
    @WednesdayLLN Год назад +3

    No way this Shrimp is grinding and frying this Pokémon channel content 🍤🦐

  • @Danongorf
    @Danongorf Год назад +1

    Your Mario impression is absolutely *_poggers._*

  • @Lord.Viraak
    @Lord.Viraak Год назад +6

    11:30 This got me dying 😂

  • @caleblollis5806
    @caleblollis5806 Год назад +1

    You wont open the 90s toys but you'll absolutely demolish the new boxes. I see how it is mister!

  • @ovvvven
    @ovvvven Год назад +8

    10:08 - If you count his last name, it would be "Mario Mario on Mario Mario on Mario Mario on Mario Mario".

  • @nicholasdouglas2513
    @nicholasdouglas2513 Год назад +1

    Loved how they spelled Tyrannosaurus @13:06 😂

  • @catacombboy
    @catacombboy Год назад +3

    @10:55 have I lost my mind or does the ripping of that box sound like the Mario theme for a second?

    • @fuffboi7570
      @fuffboi7570 Год назад +1

      Unfortunately I think you have

  • @LordZoth6292
    @LordZoth6292 Год назад

    >introvert finally goes out and meets a girl he likes.
    >brings her to his place.
    >they start getting frisky.
    >all of a sudden the neighbor starts screaming
    >MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO
    >she leaves in disgust.
    RIP Max's neighbor.

  • @alexgreen1523
    @alexgreen1523 Год назад +5

    I would actually love to get my hands on those Mario & Luigi plushes. Maybe when I go out and after I watch the movie I’ll be able to get them.

  • @mamons_2339
    @mamons_2339 Год назад

    Mario be like : "I have a question, for God. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY"
    But Luigi like : "Look Mario, a mushroom!"
    You guys remember this lines right? It was famous and very kino. The scene was shot in a pine forest while Mario was having some metal breakdown.

  • @calebterr8877
    @calebterr8877 Год назад +3

    Bowser humidifier goes crazy 🤣

  • @RazorBladezX
    @RazorBladezX Год назад +1

    The way you throw the toys around makes me hurt inside lol

  • @Kennydustin333
    @Kennydustin333 Год назад +3

    You got me good with the voices. I was visibly confused until you revealed that they can't speak. 😅

  • @themug786
    @themug786 Год назад +1

    I remember the famous mario line “nobody touches my fucking tools” ahh a classic

  • @CosmonautGato
    @CosmonautGato Год назад +7

    Now this is a certified Chris Pratt moment

  • @reshiee69
    @reshiee69 Год назад

    my favourite Mario quote is "Massive Legend Here" in the cult classic and a game Nintendo references to, Mario Sunshine

  • @GHR662
    @GHR662 Год назад +7

    9:12 that’s going in the jar

  • @singami465
    @singami465 Год назад +2

    I've never actually seen anyone complain about the 90s movie, only people saying that it was "regarded as bad". I had it on VHS and watched it multiple times as a kid. Everything in the 90s felt like a fever dream, so this wasn't much different. And the cyberpunk dystopia was actually an enjoyable part of this movie.

  • @BW64.
    @BW64. Год назад +6

    Does the peach motorbike figure fit in a jar? What's the size of the figure in inches so I can find one big enough.

  • @OrtegaSauce
    @OrtegaSauce Год назад +2

    Shrek and Gingy on the giant gingerbread man on their way to save Fiona from Prince Charming:
    6:11

  • @daveedwards4681
    @daveedwards4681 Год назад +3

    Watching in extreme anticipation of the ‘93 Goomba

  • @vr_nacho135
    @vr_nacho135 Год назад +1

    "hey Luigi you think I can hit the griddy"

  • @6t6rnxl
    @6t6rnxl Год назад +3

    Max almost got me with the voice lines😭

  • @kylecansfield6984
    @kylecansfield6984 Год назад +2

    Hey Max, i sold my 3rd child for a double gold class pass to the Mario movie, was well worth it, despite Mario not sounding very Italian my wife and I had a great time

  • @Itz_fax
    @Itz_fax Год назад +10

    Maxmoefoe never disappoints me

  • @Godsavethequeen736
    @Godsavethequeen736 Год назад

    Chris pratt “nobody touches my fucking tools” 😂😂😂😂😂 Maxy u mad man

  • @BTTFF67563
    @BTTFF67563 Год назад +4

    2:41 thats……. What!? Made me laugh

  • @Pokeboi7217
    @Pokeboi7217 Год назад +1

    Bro you're my fav youtuber.

  • @cowmangaming2529
    @cowmangaming2529 Год назад +7

    Bro has to stop smoking pcp while filming

  • @Jonnyb3
    @Jonnyb3 Год назад

    Max has the best unboxing toys videos that ARE NOT MADE FOR KIDS

  • @sirvilhelm3569
    @sirvilhelm3569 Год назад +5

    3:33 jojo pose

  • @bingusdinguswingusflingus
    @bingusdinguswingusflingus Год назад +1

    “Hey Luigi do you think I can hit the Griddy?”

  • @kait-isgr8
    @kait-isgr8 Год назад +5

    nothing was more cursed in the live action mario movie than king koopa.

  • @deepseablu91
    @deepseablu91 Год назад +1

    I love Max so much! ❤ Happy Easter, friend!!!!

  • @ethancoolbro18gamer86
    @ethancoolbro18gamer86 Год назад +10

    The 1993 Mario movie is legitimately good. I do not care what anyone says. I *LOVE* it. I have the figures of Mario and Luigi and they're actually my favorite things in my Mario collection.

    • @monkeymask9596
      @monkeymask9596 Год назад +1

      it is fucking terrible love it all you want but it isnt a good movie

    • @ethancoolbro18gamer86
      @ethancoolbro18gamer86 Год назад

      @@monkeymask9596 Well I think it's a good movie. Like I said I don't care what anyone says and that includes you lmao.

    • @monkeymask9596
      @monkeymask9596 Год назад

      @@ethancoolbro18gamer86 the movie is awful dude it is not good in any way objectively say you like it but dont act like its fact haha the movie is shit

  • @rpgmatt7784
    @rpgmatt7784 Год назад +2

    Max opening toys is my favorite thing! I don't care much about the pokemon cards but the toys just hit different

  • @cheesygodzilla
    @cheesygodzilla Год назад +3

    Also, I will never get sick of watching you absolutely demolish cardboard packaging

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 Год назад +1

    My favorite line "nobody touches my fucking tools."

  • @cheezybigguns8872
    @cheezybigguns8872 Год назад +4

    The live action Mario movie gives me PTSD 😂😂😂 So much childhood memories.

  • @MyNameJefff
    @MyNameJefff Год назад +2

    Hey Max, my bestest friend in the whole wide world. It’s my birthday soon. Just extending my hand in friendship and seeing if you’ll come along. We’ll have so many Smashers and knick-knacks and trinkets. Love you, best friend.

    • @naterdawgg
      @naterdawgg Год назад +1

      I hope you have a good birthday man!

    • @MyNameJefff
      @MyNameJefff Год назад +1

      @@naterdawgg thanks man, you’re invited

  • @virtsie
    @virtsie Год назад +3

    the ballsack head goombas used to haunt my childhood

  • @vausty
    @vausty Год назад

    I love watching this grown man play with children's toys! It brings me great joy!

  • @insertnamehere801
    @insertnamehere801 Год назад +6

    I loved the part of the movie when Mario said "it's tooling time" and he tooled all over those guys