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  • @thatpandasamuraisamuraipan345
    @thatpandasamuraisamuraipan345 8 лет назад +2089

    I give this guy 5 more episodes before the goverment kills him

    • @rhysstanley7387
      @rhysstanley7387 8 лет назад +10

      how about yes

    • @DaRysta
      @DaRysta 8 лет назад +20

      He already did his anti-trump propaganda quota, no risk of assassination anymore :)

    • @dellamaevanneste8571
      @dellamaevanneste8571 8 лет назад

      ThatPandaSamurai SamuraiPanda yep

    • @spyfreakm1
      @spyfreakm1 8 лет назад +10

      has he talked about the federal reserve yet?

    • @rhysstanley7387
      @rhysstanley7387 8 лет назад

      Hokus Pokus who is this to

  • @flyingdordish1160
    @flyingdordish1160 8 лет назад +2565

    When I was younger, prison was simply a place where bad people went.
    Oh how life hits you like a truck.

    • @labluverly
      @labluverly 7 лет назад +18

      My Life Is Hamburger that name but me too

    • @monique-octowhale
      @monique-octowhale 7 лет назад +8

      My Life Is Hamburger Is this a carat I see!? wonwoo quote username?! Omg, happy days! carat fam

    • @flyingdordish1160
      @flyingdordish1160 7 лет назад +5

      YEEEAAHHH ^^

    • @rebuffedsalmon6264
      @rebuffedsalmon6264 7 лет назад +6

      My Life Is Hamburger It still pretty much is. But there are things we have to do.

    • @satesup4353
      @satesup4353 7 лет назад +5

      My Life Is Hamburger ...now good prisons filled with good people gone bad and accused bad... .

  • @NotLikeMe443
    @NotLikeMe443 8 лет назад +3573

    Adam doesn't ruin everything, he just puts things into perspective!
    *gets thrown into jail*

    • @foxsmith770
      @foxsmith770 8 лет назад +50

      Ahhhh that's an infraction.

    • @farlon6635
      @farlon6635 8 лет назад +35

      got an infraction? heres an infraction

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 8 лет назад +33

      Here's an infraction for not having enough infractions. That's 3 infractions. Looks like you're going into solitary.

    • @ImStormFTW
      @ImStormFTW 8 лет назад +5

      You should make a channel called ToadAwesome ruins everything xD

    • @phoenicianprince4635
      @phoenicianprince4635 8 лет назад +6

      Good collaboration guys, I'm real proud. Give them another infraction when they gets out.

  • @scarcat2469
    @scarcat2469 4 года назад +1122

    A common "American" agenda is to:
    - Implement something to make an established system, terrible.
    - Propose privatization as a solution to that problem.
    - Push privatization through.
    Basically what's happening with USPS right now.

    • @mfrommi6593
      @mfrommi6593 4 года назад +36

      Capitalist problems in a full on capitalism country

    • @Rosebakker5242
      @Rosebakker5242 4 года назад +21

      These comments makes me happy I live in Europe.

    • @chinggiskhan6678
      @chinggiskhan6678 3 года назад +6

      China: *cranks out the beer*
      Well, time to watch as America sets itself on fire.
      Rest of the world: Can't wait for the fireworks
      America: Why is everyone staring at me?

    • @Alduinsshadow148
      @Alduinsshadow148 3 года назад +6

      @@mfrommi6593 Nobel Prize winning economist Milton Friedman has proven that a free market system is best, it’s government and the politicians who are bad

    • @orestisgeorgatos6725
      @orestisgeorgatos6725 3 года назад +5

      A great commentary on this is the old onion video “should the government stop dumping money in a giant hole?”

  • @Donteatacowman
    @Donteatacowman 4 года назад +385

    I used to work in a lockdown therapy facility for young folks, which was owned by the GEO Group (a for-profit prison company). It was very much run like a prison. Instead of infractions, we had "incident reports." I once wrote up a girl for accidentally hurting herself, which was considered an "incident," and she was so freaked out about the idea since she'd been IR-free. IRs impacted kids' ability to visit home, get new clothes, phone their parents, etc. I promised her it was fine because I was following policy and it wasn't her fault, and I even wrote her a note to show other staff that she wasn't in trouble. But she did in fact come back and tell me later that she'd gotten heat for having an IR. :( Very ****ed up place.

    • @tonyzotz6015
      @tonyzotz6015 3 года назад +40

      People who become suicidal in prison are brought to a crisis team. After the crisis team “talks it out” with the inmate. The COs come in handcuff him and place him into a solitary cell where he wears a straight jacket and nothing else, he’s in there butt naked, with a large window so everyone walking by can see him. In prison, you learn to keep everything to yourself. Sure there might be people who actually want to help, but in the end there is no way to help someone in there. Everyone believes that every inmate is a terrible uneducated person that’ll only do the same thing again and again, but they don’t know the actual person. They just want to see someone who made a mistake suffer forever.

    • @rathernot6587
      @rathernot6587 2 года назад +10

      " Lockdown therapy facility? " Excuse me?

    • @chriskelso723
      @chriskelso723 2 года назад

      @@rathernot6587 Itr's just a name so they can hide what they do. We need to stop being such fearful and lazy thinking people.

    • @cecilbdemento7736
      @cecilbdemento7736 2 года назад +2

      Holy shit

    • @hinoron6528
      @hinoron6528 2 месяца назад

      There might be folks like you that are in there to help... but for every one of you, there's 10 who found out about a career where they can torture people for fun with no consequences and said, "Sign me up!"

  • @themasterkeyproject5346
    @themasterkeyproject5346 4 года назад +2368

    One thing I realized is that America can capitalize on anything.
    Healthcare to prison, Jesus Christ

    • @SyrinoxNight
      @SyrinoxNight 4 года назад +281

      Unfortunately we capitalize on Jesus too.

    • @faruq1621
      @faruq1621 4 года назад +31

      @@SyrinoxNight WOW

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 года назад +41

      Broken on MULTIPLE Levels.
      YES.
      Will this knowledge delivered to 14 Million Subscribers change something though?
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Haha.

    • @zhorian1071
      @zhorian1071 4 года назад +9

      Its so horrible

    • @warcriment7298
      @warcriment7298 4 года назад +31

      @@faruq1621 just become a pope say people will get rid of their sins if they pay you money, WHICH IS KINDA PAY TO win
      and there you got yourself basically slaves who will pay you thousands of dollars just for you to say god he not angry at u now go to heaven

  • @diamador4471
    @diamador4471 8 лет назад +1802

    Oh no, Adam ruined prison for me! That sucks, I was planning on going!

    • @ljts6421
      @ljts6421 8 лет назад +29

      Pretty sure lazy town doesn't have a prison.

    • @danielkhan1
      @danielkhan1 8 лет назад +18

      But...we are number one, right?

    • @wen5481
      @wen5481 8 лет назад +9

      No one's stopping you.

    • @rakkgamingtv9107
      @rakkgamingtv9107 8 лет назад +18

      Well, I was just going to rob this bank, but never mind then! Thanks a lot, Adam

    • @geckosgaeilge1503
      @geckosgaeilge1503 8 лет назад +3

      Flesh Maze Tango poor u I say it's lovely there IK cuz I've been there >:3 muahahahah

  • @colesbrown6887
    @colesbrown6887 5 лет назад +322

    I sent this to my state government in a complaint letter.
    I just got a “Thank you for your information, we will handle this as soon as possible”

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 5 лет назад +6

      lol

    • @omarcitonunez5770
      @omarcitonunez5770 4 года назад +12

      That's Murica for ya

    • @ChrisTheMemeMan
      @ChrisTheMemeMan 4 года назад +7

      @@omarcitonunez5770 that's why I hate living here

    • @carlaeyyy649
      @carlaeyyy649 4 года назад +18

      They won't handle a damn thing of the system is filling their pockets

    • @aoeu256
      @aoeu256 4 года назад

      How about you give this to the BLM agenda? - No private prisons

  • @theplasmapro8343
    @theplasmapro8343 8 лет назад +5025

    If cops make terrible puns like that in prison, I think that's the REAL punishment.

  • @Hrogelio40
    @Hrogelio40 8 лет назад +1414

    did anyone else notice how perfect that catch was? 3:15

    • @fiscer247
      @fiscer247 8 лет назад +63

      Rogelio Hernandez Perfect right in between her fingers. She can probably catch a ninja star.😂😂😂

    • @psycold
      @psycold 7 лет назад +47

      I feel bad because it's about a serious subject but as soon as I saw that I had to re-watch it multiple times in slow motion and completely lost track of what they were talking about. Then I came looking for this comment, was not disappointed.

    • @linusbergman7881
      @linusbergman7881 7 лет назад +5

      Yes, that was awesome!

    • @s.kunk0
      @s.kunk0 7 лет назад +3

      Rogelio Hernandez yes it was perfect

    • @artaiosgreybark2162
      @artaiosgreybark2162 7 лет назад +35

      While the catch was well-timed, it was the throw that was actually notable.

  • @Shay45
    @Shay45 7 лет назад +1236

    And the sad thing is that people that go to prison even if it was for something small and non-violent they will have trouble getting jobs, homes and other things that you need to live.
    Which makes no sense to me.

    • @briandiehl9257
      @briandiehl9257 7 лет назад +21

      Even if it was non-violent it was still a crime

    • @rollinsgaurano4582
      @rollinsgaurano4582 6 лет назад +34

      Yeah,as long as they arent my friends,family or people I like
      They deserve a lifetime sentence

    • @Acanofalconpunch
      @Acanofalconpunch 6 лет назад +24

      Its just the system telling us to have excons to have no jobs and then relapse so prisons(not just private prisons) can get that sweet sweet money!

    • @Acanofalconpunch
      @Acanofalconpunch 6 лет назад +8

      Oh and the courts makes money too. Oh and the media that broadcast criminals crimes.

    • @dowingba
      @dowingba 6 лет назад +4

      Stop committing crimes then...?

  • @101Crock
    @101Crock 3 года назад +271

    You know what prison is about? It’s about revenge and money. It has nothing to do with justice.
    Even worse? The stigma of being a prisoner, no matter the charge, absolutely tanks people’s job prospects. And while in prison, the former prisoner got to know people, some of which were a lot worse, and or had contacts with people on the outside. Combine those two, and you have someone who has no choice but to turn to crime to survive, and now knows how to do it.

    • @chinookh4713
      @chinookh4713 2 года назад

      Because it reflect society morals honestly, I don't see the "government' as the issue honestly it reflect society itself. Many people often look for revenge, example rape cases I heard men and woman tell criminals "I hope you drop the soap". We allow this to happen, the shortages of first responder? Simple the amount of times we hear F the police or some stupid thing It silly we sit here pointing out the obvious while remaining oblivious to the issue. People don't want to change at all. If we wanted a better system we should vote better people in it not that hard but no people don't want to admit their wrongs. NYC for example "rents to high" "crimes to high" "First responders are over worked" etc all these issues yet for the past 20 years we had the same group of people in office. Stop holding groups accountable too nothing wrong with that but it allows certain induvial to stay in power try to vote based on if the person not the party

    • @toaster_gmbh
      @toaster_gmbh 2 года назад +6

      That's only for America. In other countries prisons as justice isn't so much about punishment for revenge but about rehabilitation and reintroduction into society with new skills and knowledge that you learned.
      Only in the USA you have that stupid revenge porn shit, at least in the other developed countries i know of... More developed countries to be correct.
      Making prison about revenge is the most idiotic thing you can do and if anything shows that you are a highly underdeveloped country.

    • @USA_UNITED1776
      @USA_UNITED1776 Год назад +2

      @@toaster_gmbh none of them rehabilitate, atleast I can say for Italy, Germany, Portugal, and USA.

    • @toaster_gmbh
      @toaster_gmbh Год назад

      @@USA_UNITED1776 actually not really according to the simple fact that most people that go to prison don't go there again, more than in america for example.

    • @fairystail1
      @fairystail1 10 месяцев назад

      @@toaster_gmbh Kiwi here
      sadly its not just America that only likes punishment over rehabilitation

  • @devourerofnuggets
    @devourerofnuggets 8 лет назад +7875

    My friend was once in prison. Best hotel he's ever been to.
    *laughs in scandinavian

    • @bombaya85
      @bombaya85 8 лет назад +167

      ^this^

    • @SW-uy1kr
      @SW-uy1kr 8 лет назад

      Härghërgëhörge

    • @obradinn7491
      @obradinn7491 8 лет назад +735

      Which is weird because those prisons result in stupidly low recidivism rates. They actually prevent crime which is the function of a prison in an ideal world. Also your country has one of the lowest crime rates in the world due to taking a rehabilitative attitude to crime and not a retributive one.

    • @baartenkaas
      @baartenkaas 8 лет назад +120

      Still it's not fun to be locked up, how big the "cage" might be.
      In before people claim It's not an effective deterrent.

    • @mikeveenhuis672
      @mikeveenhuis672 8 лет назад +183

      rapu And yet they work better than the horrible cells in the US. Crime rates overall are lower, and recidivism is a lot lower.

  • @1810jeff
    @1810jeff 8 лет назад +2027

    That's not a cod that's a rainbow trout Adam exposed as a lying scammer situation

    • @nal8503
      @nal8503 8 лет назад +55

      You're a fucking rainbow trout.

    • @mactavish100078
      @mactavish100078 8 лет назад +11

      Jeff Solis No he's an honest indivijul.

    • @kdogjkable
      @kdogjkable 8 лет назад +22

      Holy shit, a Drunken Peasants reference. That's when you know they have made it big time.

    • @Sophia123273
      @Sophia123273 8 лет назад +1

      rainbow trout are technically salmon, same genus

    • @zoruamaster2495
      @zoruamaster2495 8 лет назад +2

      adam never said it was a cod

  • @SicknessDDOEU
    @SicknessDDOEU 7 лет назад +526

    Oh no, you ruined prison. Now I don't want to go there anymore.

  • @terrencew.4475
    @terrencew.4475 4 года назад +444

    Criminal: gets sent to the slammer
    CCA: hippity hoppity you're now my property

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 года назад +6

      Broken on MULTIPLE Levels.
      YES.
      Will this knowledge delivered to 14 Million Subscribers change something though?
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Haha.

    • @Bennahr_Fett
      @Bennahr_Fett 3 года назад

      Also Hipity Hopity Easters on its way..
      BUT NOT BEFORE TAX SEASON!!

  • @doublechin8088
    @doublechin8088 8 лет назад +422

    came out 15 second ago video is 4min already has 1 dislike...

    • @kiannogueira4721
      @kiannogueira4721 8 лет назад +37

      Bryan Arevalo My phone says the video came out 34 mins ago and your comment was posted 37 mins ago

    • @naftaliten7989
      @naftaliten7989 8 лет назад +6

      +Abyss Gaming
      It's called delay

    • @TheAllardP
      @TheAllardP 8 лет назад

      It depend. It's the lobbying and bad contract between the state and the prison that is the problem not the privatisation itself. Both private and public service can be badly manage.

    • @msguysmiley
      @msguysmiley 8 лет назад +2

      It's almost as if the internet is full of trolls and/or bots that automatically dislike a video because it or it's channel doesn't suit their ideals.

    • @noisafuzol4028
      @noisafuzol4028 8 лет назад +4

      Bryan Arevalo I think a lot of RUclips dislikes are fake, theyre hiding something from us, the algorithm makes some additional fake dislikes IM CALLING IT

  • @klnm59
    @klnm59 6 лет назад +1710

    This version of Adam Ruins Everything is far weaker than most of his others. He failed to mention the very important point that most of the profit comes from modern slavery. The prison has access to very cheap or free labour. That is why private prisons put pressure on the judicial system to keep sending them more and more prisoners and they don't care if they are even guilty.

    • @richardescobar9306
      @richardescobar9306 6 лет назад +19

      klnm59 it’s legal though according to the 13th admendment

    • @pixelnaut8076
      @pixelnaut8076 5 лет назад +121

      He does mention that in the actual episode.

    • @Alex-us2vw
      @Alex-us2vw 5 лет назад +11

      Aren’t the work programs only in government run state prisons? Though one of the main beefs inmates have with the private facilities is the lack of work programs, education, and other opportunities for betterment. Most inmates would rather have a job then be in their cell all day. Anything that gets them out of a cell is a privilege that needs to be earned by good behaviour. At least in a work program for a few hours a day you can get some sense of a normal life, and opportunities to acquire/move contraband.

    • @kiinfaysal8389
      @kiinfaysal8389 5 лет назад +37

      Alex3745 I think it’s messed up that they got to that point where they believe slave labour is good thing. Shows how degrading prisons are if you ask me.

    • @mrbaguetttee
      @mrbaguetttee 5 лет назад +12

      Watch the whole video and you would know that he does

  • @6to1
    @6to1 8 лет назад +732

    Hey it must've worked well... Ya'll elected a corporation to run your country!

    • @elexios6208
      @elexios6208 8 лет назад +1

      *couch cough cough* socialism/communism

    • @Achromal
      @Achromal 8 лет назад +41

      Sure Yeah I don't remember Hillary winning.

    • @GWT1m0
      @GWT1m0 8 лет назад +83

      Hillary was a Puppet to the Big Corporations,
      Trump however, IS Big Corporation,
      he has promised to "drain the swamp" ,
      yet he ended up filling his ranks with Establishment Politicians, a bit hypocritical, don't you think ?

    • @dominykasciunys3368
      @dominykasciunys3368 8 лет назад +6

      Sure they elected a bussnesman that wants to make USA better.not a robot controlled by corporations.that is good

    • @magmos6346
      @magmos6346 8 лет назад +21

      +XZJS_FairfieldX One of many. The first mistake was The DNC cheating in their primaries so they would run a nutjob who had the BIGGEST hard on for military action in Syria as their candidate.

  • @AnnaSingsChannel
    @AnnaSingsChannel 3 года назад +75

    I got a felony when I was 18. 18. Barely an adult. No one will let me buy a house, or get a new job if I wanted one. The only reason I have a job is because my aunt owns a business. I’m 23 and have been completely sober for 4 years, have a kiddo now, and I’m still judged for my non violent felony from 4-5 years ago after all the work I’ve done for myself.

    • @TurnaboutAdam
      @TurnaboutAdam 2 года назад +8

      Best of luck to you and your family

    • @ColonelFusion
      @ColonelFusion 2 года назад +9

      You need to look into expungement. You can do it yourself or pay an attorney. Start with the court your charge came from. Ask if it's eligible for expungement.

    • @HighwayLand
      @HighwayLand 2 года назад +8

      I had a non-violent felony when I was 17. All I got was 2 years probation, but it placed my life on hold for 15 years. Got my conviction expunged at 33, went to Community College, and here I am now at 43 with a triplex full of renters and a job in truck driving that pays $80,000 a year.

  • @bradleyhinton9104
    @bradleyhinton9104 8 лет назад +823

    I think prisons should rehibilitate prisoners so they stop and do something good with their life which makes them not do it again, lowering crime rates

    • @masterofthecontinuum
      @masterofthecontinuum 8 лет назад +127

      sadly the US prison system is about punishment, harmless drug "crimes" and money, not rehabilitation.

    • @mybutthasteeth1347
      @mybutthasteeth1347 8 лет назад +89

      How sad it is to see a RUclips comment with better morality than a government's legal system

    • @luquos
      @luquos 8 лет назад +62

      Yeah, but so many people in the US just want to see them "punished". Rehabilitation is a better measure. Treat your prisoners like humans, give them education and a way out of crime afterwards and crime drops. Holy shit. I'd have never thought as such.

    • @mellodees3663
      @mellodees3663 8 лет назад +34

      You also have a society that really doesn't want to even give you a chance after you get out so you can't really move on after prison without help. Or else you have to do things that send you back to prison.

    • @aquitehandsomebrit5613
      @aquitehandsomebrit5613 7 лет назад +22

      Bradley Hinton like the prisons in norway?

  • @DomSchu
    @DomSchu 8 лет назад +204

    I just wonder how much longer this show will last before it gets shutdown by all the pissed of corporations.

    • @momoproblems0
      @momoproblems0 8 лет назад

      J Kilroy some corporations are much bigger then youtubr and can pressure them or offer them huge sums of money, u really think google is an angel?

    • @ajmeyers5661
      @ajmeyers5661 8 лет назад +29

      +DomSchu - *"I just wonder how much longer this show will last before it gets shutdown by all the pissed of corporations.*"
      Coporations don't fear the people; generally speaking, you don't fear what you own. As President Elect Trump said so eloquently, "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters". In a country this tired and apathetic I shouldn't think a prison corruption story is likely to move people to action.

  • @groundchele
    @groundchele 7 лет назад +392

    Massincarcerationachusetts

  • @rae_nonamington
    @rae_nonamington 4 года назад +1807

    I've watched so many Adam Ruins everything... all I learned is, I should live in Canada asap

    • @yasserfahmi9963
      @yasserfahmi9963 4 года назад +43

      Good desicion

    • @gamingman2720
      @gamingman2720 4 года назад +174

      As a Canadian I agree with this come join us we have weed

    • @sentieye3462
      @sentieye3462 4 года назад +67

      Yes come to Canada we got timmes, poutine AND maple syrup

    • @daviddunseith1235
      @daviddunseith1235 4 года назад +99

      Next episode
      Adam ruins canada

    • @dougsvlogs2127
      @dougsvlogs2127 4 года назад +103

      Wait til you see how Canada treats it’s indigenous population

  • @benjoleo
    @benjoleo 8 лет назад +445

    I wonder if the USA are that much worse than my country or if mine just doesn't have a dude talking about these things.

    • @AP-su9oc
      @AP-su9oc 8 лет назад +17

      Benjoleo good question

    • @roelliesafari9988
      @roelliesafari9988 8 лет назад +13

      I'm thinking the exact same thing lmao

    • @MrMegafischli
      @MrMegafischli 8 лет назад +7

      Benjoleo and this is the point where you make videos on YT about this exact thing in the exact same style. You and your viewers will learn a lot :-)

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 8 лет назад +9

      Probably the latter.

    • @phoenixwarrior9999
      @phoenixwarrior9999 8 лет назад +37

      Depends on where you live, if it's Russia or China, it's the latter, if it's Europe or Scandinavia, the former.

  • @waifuconnoisseur4872
    @waifuconnoisseur4872 8 лет назад +1572

    I'll take two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda

    • @SilverYTP
      @SilverYTP 8 лет назад +8

      2:17

    • @コノハさん
      @コノハさん 8 лет назад +3

      Big Smoke Lenny face

    • @Ajfkoeic
      @Ajfkoeic 8 лет назад +17

      Big Smoke sir this is Panda Express

    • @Matttechreviews2000
      @Matttechreviews2000 8 лет назад +59

      Big Smoke All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ.

    • @xX_swagger_Xx
      @xX_swagger_Xx 8 лет назад +33

      YOU CHOSE THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!!!!!!

  • @alvaroesteche9917
    @alvaroesteche9917 8 лет назад +328

    I guess you can say Adam found his partner in crime!
    *giggle*
    no?
    OK.

    • @kaiedwards5742
      @kaiedwards5742 8 лет назад +1

      K

    • @betamike8676
      @betamike8676 8 лет назад +1

      The Amazing Fushiguin get out

    • @betamike8676
      @betamike8676 8 лет назад

      Retro Smash puns arn't jokes, they're evil.

    • @alvaroesteche9917
      @alvaroesteche9917 8 лет назад +1

      this is what happens when you let a friend know your phone password huh?

    • @betamike8676
      @betamike8676 8 лет назад

      The Amazing Fushiguin §üřè ţhåť wøřķš ťøô.

  • @dataordata2906
    @dataordata2906 6 лет назад +176

    3:15 that catch though

  • @emmasol3058
    @emmasol3058 8 лет назад +1695

    The more of these videoes I watch, the happier I am for being Norwegian

    • @dylarob
      @dylarob 8 лет назад +92

      Send help, please.

    • @gaoftw
      @gaoftw 8 лет назад +28

      Go us! Our prisons are spas compared to theirs

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 8 лет назад +22

      We in europe crying around about things that look so childish (ever heard of Austrian presidential election problems this year?) in comparison to the things in the US.

    • @thedestroyer5625
      @thedestroyer5625 8 лет назад

      Emma Sol this was made in TruTV ,its copyright

    • @skuli5526
      @skuli5526 7 лет назад +4

      samme her lol

  • @tomharding3739
    @tomharding3739 6 лет назад +489

    3:23 - 3:47 They are handing out invisible food!

  • @user-tj5xp5eo4f
    @user-tj5xp5eo4f 8 лет назад +463

    2:18 missed chance for memes

  • @hashtag88
    @hashtag88 3 года назад +52

    “Oh my god, someone’s profiting on this?!”
    Have you been in America before?

  • @BoogsterSU2
    @BoogsterSU2 8 лет назад +274

    Another topic Bernie already talked about during his 2016 campaign.

    • @bobowon5450
      @bobowon5450 8 лет назад +20

      A shame Killary had to screw him over

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato 8 лет назад +6

      Bobo Won and Trump won't solve it either

    • @bobowon5450
      @bobowon5450 8 лет назад +4

      Deebo Molina he probably won't even look at it.

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 8 лет назад +1

      @Bobo Won Lobbys, Lobbys everywhere.

    • @ruffey1748
      @ruffey1748 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah. It's a damn shame the DNC didn't want to listen.

  • @MikeE_wf
    @MikeE_wf 8 лет назад +146

    I have a feeling that Adam will legit be assassinated for telling the world this

    • @MikeE_wf
      @MikeE_wf 8 лет назад +1

      J Kilroy well i mean everything. at one point someone will get pissed and do it

    • @ericahoang9030
      @ericahoang9030 8 лет назад

      Billy Mays Don't need a fancy studio and set to film on. Just film Adam trying not to be assassination and include some facts

    • @nawab256
      @nawab256 8 лет назад +6

      Mikalton
      this isn't news. we have known about it for years, the world is just full of retards that are to comfortable to look for it or care past 10 mins. I bet you won't really do anything after hearing this.

    • @MFCOOM
      @MFCOOM 8 лет назад +2

      for spreading common information thats hardly known and can be reached in 0.5 seconds via google.
      what a time to be alive.

    • @ivandankob7112
      @ivandankob7112 8 лет назад +1

      like you people are going to do anything with the information he provided.

  • @PARALLELPEOPLEAKSHAYB
    @PARALLELPEOPLEAKSHAYB 5 лет назад +144

    This must be titled as " Corporates ruin everything "....

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 года назад +4

      Broken on MULTIPLE Levels.
      YES.
      Will this knowledge delivered to 14 Million Subscribers change something though?
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Ha.
      Haha.

    • @aldoalf
      @aldoalf 3 года назад +1

      Monopolies ruin everything, it just happens that sometimes they are corporations

  • @captainzeepotatogaming2243
    @captainzeepotatogaming2243 4 года назад +141

    Do we also want to point out that America also has the most wrongfully imprisoned inmates out of any of the countries

    • @zekeross6542
      @zekeross6542 4 года назад +7

      North Korea wins this title...

    • @Rio-hg1ct
      @Rio-hg1ct 4 года назад +22

      @@zekeross6542 Nope! America has more.
      But if we're talking about percentage of people per country, then America still takes the win.

    • @zekeross6542
      @zekeross6542 4 года назад +2

      @@Rio-hg1ct wrongfully imprisoned not imprisoned

    • @zekeross6542
      @zekeross6542 4 года назад +4

      @@Rio-hg1ct okay you give me no choice
      250 million technically imprisoned in NK while 2.5 million are imprisoned in USA

    • @Rio-hg1ct
      @Rio-hg1ct 4 года назад +18

      @@zekeross6542 250 million people is ten times more than the population of north korea...

  • @zattack906
    @zattack906 8 лет назад +87

    Not that shocking tbh. I'm pretty sure privately owned insane asylums operated the same way back then; the more people kept in the facility, the more federal money it received.

  • @whoneedsalifewhenyouhavean5199
    @whoneedsalifewhenyouhavean5199 7 лет назад +860

    that prison food looks much better than the food at my school.

    • @kermitdonatello1766
      @kermitdonatello1766 6 лет назад +26

      It’s not! Believe me, I’ve would taken a school lunch over the prison food. Why do you think so many people that go to prison came back out thin and fit the food is disgusting and to kill time, we just workout or beat each other senseless

    • @redmary2873
      @redmary2873 6 лет назад +3

      It is better

    • @kermitdonatello1766
      @kermitdonatello1766 6 лет назад +8

      Red Mary no

    • @robinthesidekick1528
      @robinthesidekick1528 6 лет назад +3

      LOL

    • @LittleRainGames
      @LittleRainGames 6 лет назад +3

      Kermit Donatello in canada we come out fat.

  • @denisethasder8193
    @denisethasder8193 8 лет назад +241

    3:14 What a sweet fucking catch! Whooo!

    • @sangamgrg80
      @sangamgrg80 8 лет назад

      Denise Thasder?

    • @Skwerll
      @Skwerll 8 лет назад +9

      That throw and catch was great. I wonder how many takes it took. I knew someone would have pointed it out before me.

    • @P1ranh4
      @P1ranh4 8 лет назад +17

      I think they were lucky with this one and the real script would have her pick it up from her tray.

  • @jonathansotelo4877
    @jonathansotelo4877 6 лет назад +124

    I actually received training that was good and was TDCJ certified correctional officer training. I found myself working at a private prison that had my wage at 9 dollars an hour. No breaks. Twelve hour shifts.
    They actually have cut corners everywhere. The company running it was god awful. In fact it was poorly designed that inmates are more easily able to get in trouble so we’d have to write them up on offense reports more often.
    It would take me a pen and paper to explain it thoroughly but let me put it like this. They weren’t in cells, they were in full on dorms. Like fifty bunks in a room with a Dayroom and restroom. The luxury makes them spoiled brats.
    It’s also incredibly dangerous if you didn’t realize to walk into a dorm with fifty convicts without restraints.
    Private prisons are awful.

    • @dragonstormx
      @dragonstormx 5 лет назад +17

      So in effect the guards at private prisons are almost prisoners themselves?

    • @commentsiguess1263
      @commentsiguess1263 4 года назад +3

      WTF?

    • @Dovah22
      @Dovah22 4 года назад +2

      Jonathan Sotelo wait TDCJ, does that happen to stand for Texas Dep. of Criminal Justice in this instance?

    • @zekeross6542
      @zekeross6542 4 года назад +10

      Norway has a luxurious prisons and the lowest crime rates so I don't get the connection but yeah 50 prisoners in a room with one officer won't end up good

    • @Dovah22
      @Dovah22 4 года назад +3

      zeke ross there’s a unit near where i live that has the highest officer turnover because of how bad the residents(term ACC/ADC uses for innmates) are.

  • @michaelcanales85
    @michaelcanales85 8 лет назад +233

    What a great country we live in. To know that shit like this happens and the people running the show never have to sit in a prison cell themselves. Love these bits Adam does. Really shows how fucked up we are as a society. From this to the electoral college to smaller things like weddings. Really good show.

    • @robby7997
      @robby7997 8 лет назад +13

      correction: how fucked up america is

    • @michaelcanales85
      @michaelcanales85 8 лет назад +2

      ***** I wasn't blaming Trump for this you idiot.

    • @michaelcanales85
      @michaelcanales85 8 лет назад

      ***** I wasn't talking to you when i wrote this comment dipshit. You felt like you had to give your 2 cents worth and made it seem as if though i was attacking a certain politician. I wasn't. You don't want to hear someone talk shit to you then don't fucking reply to some random post on the internet you IDIOT.

    • @michaelcanales85
      @michaelcanales85 8 лет назад +2

      ***** Judging by your use of language I must be talking to either a child or a Trump supporter, so I'll let you vent your anger. Have fun. I'm not wasting my time typing messages back to you anymore. I got more productive things to do. Also, you should really watch that language of yours. Bet you don't talk to people like that face to face. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

    • @peachcarton976
      @peachcarton976 8 лет назад +1

      I agree, somewhat. I just wish the proponent right actors were not straw men. it would make there points better if it was an actual debate or discussion were they looked at positives too. But hey the mind state is in the channels tittle. "College" humor

  • @ThatBlueWanderer
    @ThatBlueWanderer 6 лет назад +12

    Another fun thing about our prison system is that in addition to failing as a "correctional" facility (acting more like a storage facility) it's also America's largest mental health system. A lot of people end up in and out of jail because of a mental disability or disorder that they aren't receiving proper help for.

  • @melgbt2984
    @melgbt2984 8 лет назад +66

    I hate CollegeHumor but I love Adam Ruins Everything

    • @McKayonaise
      @McKayonaise 8 лет назад

      The opposite for me

    • @Williamkurk
      @Williamkurk 8 лет назад +8

      He saved CollegeHumor!

    • @McKayonaise
      @McKayonaise 8 лет назад

      Uhhh... naa.... he's just showing that CH is going downhill

  • @nicosaur1
    @nicosaur1 6 лет назад +3

    I watched this full episode when I was younger and I started sobbing. Still remember it, good job Adam.

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 7 лет назад +2340

    Hey, America, Mr. Land-o-the-Free, why do you have human zoos?

    • @tatemalmsteen
      @tatemalmsteen 7 лет назад +107

      3nnes why do we have more prisoners per capita than any other country?

    • @hithere2764
      @hithere2764 7 лет назад +194

      3nnes who said they killed anyone. one bag of weed and prison here we come

    • @ohyeahgamer3736
      @ohyeahgamer3736 6 лет назад +9

      Neo Machine your dumb

    • @yourmomyoursister9852
      @yourmomyoursister9852 6 лет назад +22

      Neo Machine Every country has prisons stop being a idiot.

    • @yourmomyoursister9852
      @yourmomyoursister9852 6 лет назад +30

      Neo Machine it not a zoo it's a prison. Land of the free is a reference to the freedom of speech freedom of religion freedom of press. You are a idiot. I can not comprehend how stupid you are.

  • @diegosanchez894
    @diegosanchez894 8 лет назад +220

    Please do a segment on how GMO's have not been proven to be bad by any scientific study.

    • @pandacow9995
      @pandacow9995 8 лет назад +5

      Diego Sanchez you're doing me laugh

    • @pandacow9995
      @pandacow9995 8 лет назад +18

      oh i misread your comment, i thought you were saying that gmo's have been found to be bad. sorry.

    • @fg09403
      @fg09403 8 лет назад +19

      no really, there is no food crisis, it's a myth. the real crisis is food mismanagement. McDonald in the US alone wastes enough food every day to feed most of Africa.

    • @fg09403
      @fg09403 8 лет назад +3

      Gotin Fuklio that would require a corporation somewhere to make cheap, low cost gmo. with food industry being one of most shady, I don't really see happening.

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 8 лет назад +17

      There's no food crisis... in developed nations. In underdeveloped nations there is still a drastic need for increased food production to combat deficiency diseases.
      Too bad Golden Rice is opposed by anti-GMO proponents and can't help as many people across the globe get the nutrients they need like it was designed to do!

  • @jimzawacki3041
    @jimzawacki3041 8 лет назад +9

    I've played Prison Architect so I pretty much know everything about prison economics.

  • @braedennn4050
    @braedennn4050 5 лет назад +34

    3:23
    Am I the only one who noticed they weren’t handing out any food 😂

  • @Liatin1
    @Liatin1 8 лет назад +97

    Adam can ruin all he wants. No one's going to do anything about it.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 8 лет назад +12

      Less "no one's going to do anything" and more "the people with the influence to actually do anything don't want to because they're in on it." There are a whole bunch of people who want to see these things fixed but we don't have the power of influence to make the changes, and most of us have already come to the realization that those who can aren't listening to us.
      Voting doesn't work, that system is broken. Protesting doesn't work, no one listens to protestors. Writing to our elected officials doesn't work because they're profiting from the broken systems and don't want to give up that paycheck. Becoming politicians doesn't work because the entry bar is set way too high for most people, again, because the crooked politicians gamed the system so that they continue to profit from broken systems. The only recourse left is to make online videos and comments to show we all agree and collectively gripe about our inability to do anything about it.

    • @wj11jam78
      @wj11jam78 8 лет назад +1

      Dargonhuman
      If I were president, I'd constantly do polls.
      Majority rules, not rich men rule.

    • @BetzyArosemena
      @BetzyArosemena 8 лет назад +1

      What if I'm rich and pay a lot of people to agree with me? How do you know the people or system counting the votes is not corrupted/hacked?

    • @thecrowoverlord2463
      @thecrowoverlord2463 8 лет назад +1

      Better to gripe then be silenced for the truth

    • @fairytale_events_sydney
      @fairytale_events_sydney 7 лет назад +3

      No don't just make videos. Make money. Make millions and billions and then try and change the system from within with your money. Try harder or die trying. This is what I realised sometime ago as well, and since then I have vowed to make money like crazy. $$$$ talks.

  • @msms47
    @msms47 8 лет назад +545

    AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE ........

    • @ToneyCrimson
      @ToneyCrimson 8 лет назад +22

      Free prison.

    • @jackson857
      @jackson857 8 лет назад +27

      lol! Land of the free to lock up as many people as possible!

    • @DonCrAiyO
      @DonCrAiyO 8 лет назад +5

      free to the power of the people in uniform

    • @DonCrAiyO
      @DonCrAiyO 8 лет назад +6

      free to the power of the people in uniform

    • @MikeJohnson-me2li
      @MikeJohnson-me2li 8 лет назад +8

      Land of the free if you aren't a criminal degenerate.

  • @omnitv8187
    @omnitv8187 8 лет назад +51

    Adam ruins the federal reserve

    • @Hermetic_
      @Hermetic_ 8 лет назад +2

      Brandon Monroe: Agreed

    • @MikeJohnson-me2li
      @MikeJohnson-me2li 8 лет назад +4

      The Jews will kill him for exposing the Fed Reserve just like they did to John F. Kennedy.

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 8 лет назад

      Brandon Monroe please

    • @cloverfieldexprt
      @cloverfieldexprt 8 лет назад

      Brandon Monroe yeah but that would look pro trump dude

    • @aliturk6619
      @aliturk6619 8 лет назад

      Nah, the Fed may be undemocratic and uncapitalistic, but that frees it from the reasons Congress can't do anything and lets it do some real good for the economy

  • @olyaredarc1851
    @olyaredarc1851 3 года назад +26

    I once heard the tale of a poor man, who stole stores and waited for the cops to come get him so he could pass the winter without freezing to death.

  • @borednerd5767
    @borednerd5767 8 лет назад +656

    solitary confinement is some 60's insane asylum shit...

    • @brentadriance6339
      @brentadriance6339 8 лет назад +6

      Bored Nerd , I didn't find solitary confinement all that bad. The sections for solitary are called special housing units. Spent 3 months there.

    • @jinny9844
      @jinny9844 8 лет назад

      Brent Adriance y?

    • @brentadriance6339
      @brentadriance6339 8 лет назад +8

      holly starbuck I was placed in the S.H.U. for testing positive for marijuana. Serving a 10 year sentence for Armed Robbery (a bank). Courtest of New York State.

    • @daffertube
      @daffertube 8 лет назад +14

      I can't imagine anything more maddening than being locked in a tiny room for years without human contact. I'd rather be executed.

    • @brentadriance6339
      @brentadriance6339 8 лет назад +25

      Kingxander123 It's about an 8x10 area. Well ventilated and peaceful, cold in the winter. Meals 3 times a day and access to Novels and other literature. Not really the torture people think it is but no paradise either. Takes a strong mind to endure the time.

  • @kedronmallia939
    @kedronmallia939 8 лет назад +115

    Ohhhh.....so that's why you guys have so many inmates....

    • @deathbysvent
      @deathbysvent 8 лет назад +1

      It is not the only reason.

    • @ubiquitous6072
      @ubiquitous6072 8 лет назад +2

      I mean it kinda is..

    • @DesertEagles007
      @DesertEagles007 8 лет назад +10

      Also the drug issues which could be solved if we legalized them all.

    • @luisraulraudales2468
      @luisraulraudales2468 8 лет назад +3

      TheDesertLad no, THAT IS NOT THE SOLUTION, do you really want to legalize cocaine, heroin, we already have a problem with legal opioids, do you really want to make the problem even bigger

    • @deathbysvent
      @deathbysvent 8 лет назад +10

      luis Rodriguez
      We have a problem with legal opioids because they are patented and the drug companies pay doctors to get people hooked on them.

  • @luca.quinn1
    @luca.quinn1 8 лет назад +177

    John Oliver's basically done this a million times over XD. Prisons be broken.

    • @HauntingPeace
      @HauntingPeace 8 лет назад +15

      John Oliver's show should never be mistaken for being thoughtful and informed

    • @luca.quinn1
      @luca.quinn1 8 лет назад +30

      Vincent Bokan It's exactly that, and it's funny.

    • @GearyDigit
      @GearyDigit 8 лет назад +16

      Don't mind Vincent, he's just your bog standard conservative angry that facts contradict his opinions.

    • @paulmilitello9763
      @paulmilitello9763 8 лет назад +10

      John Oliver is one of the most biased ways to get your information.

    • @HauntingPeace
      @HauntingPeace 8 лет назад +8

      Or maybe everything isn't black and white? You don't have to be a republican to think John Oliver is an asshole.

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 5 лет назад +219

    Normal person: Prison
    Me as an intellectual: Human zoo

    • @clickrick
      @clickrick 4 года назад +8

      I'm not sure that they actually run theme park trips for visitors, but we shouldn't give them ideas.

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 4 года назад

      Dr. Mengele: Guinea pig stock.

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 4 года назад +1

      *Me as a realist:* Yeah they committed crimes and are being monitored and punished, otherwise we would have anarchy and chaos around the country.

    • @zekeross6542
      @zekeross6542 4 года назад +1

      No no human zoos are strip clubs
      Prison is a human farm just the difference is we are more like the horses and donkeys than cows and chickens

    • @surya32111
      @surya32111 4 года назад

      But this prison is different

  • @imtchy7496
    @imtchy7496 8 лет назад +62

    "Adam you got me into this your gonna get me out!""sure in the mean time...DONT DROP THE SOAP"

    • @isillor529
      @isillor529 8 лет назад +1

      wouldn't mind that happening actually. shameful for tv ratings ;(

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 8 лет назад +7

      looooool rape is hilarious!!!

    • @littletyke76
      @littletyke76 8 лет назад

      It's not actually possible to commit rape without a penis so, can't happen :) Just some nice gentle fisting :)

    • @tylerstaley2667
      @tylerstaley2667 8 лет назад +3

      littletyke76 it very much is possible to rape without a penis, any foreign object penetration is considered rape, not just penile

    • @billlupin8345
      @billlupin8345 8 лет назад +1

      Not so much that, as it's commonly understood to happen, and is considered "part of the punishment."
      Oh, you were schmokin' weed, were ya? Have fun in the pen. Remember, don't drop the soap.

  • @gowthamsivathashan7245
    @gowthamsivathashan7245 8 лет назад +51

    4:16 lmao the black girl looks so pissed

    • @iamgone7907
      @iamgone7907 6 лет назад

      Red Shell thats kinda racist

    • @ibizanhound7891
      @ibizanhound7891 6 лет назад

      Acidspl4sh What if he/she said it was a white girl I bet you wouldn't say that was racist

  • @robertrayhart
    @robertrayhart 8 лет назад +60

    The editing in this video 👌

    • @user-qz2ld3vt2d
      @user-qz2ld3vt2d 8 лет назад +2

      well i believe it is a tv program, so i guess you can expect hollywood to edit right.

    • @sethv6707
      @sethv6707 8 лет назад +4

      you do realize not all tv shows are based in hollywood

    • @robertrayhart
      @robertrayhart 8 лет назад

      Lordious ayyy :p

    • @user-qz2ld3vt2d
      @user-qz2ld3vt2d 8 лет назад +1

      Backwards i know, but he said himself holywood multiple times in multiple shows. In some after show spots he even says "this is adam live from the adam ruins everything set la" i believe. I am not certain but that is why i said hollywood.

    • @avajackson5072
      @avajackson5072 8 лет назад +1

      nick willemsen you're correct because it says it on the tv show and it's based near LA

  • @peanutnerd
    @peanutnerd 3 года назад +18

    This is more relevant than ever.

  • @TobTNT
    @TobTNT 8 лет назад +438

    3:45 in the background

  • @adanielle8629
    @adanielle8629 8 лет назад +37

    4:04 how Adam acts at a strip club.

  • @chris51197
    @chris51197 8 лет назад +80

    LOL here in Norway the cells is like hotelrooms in America, and we have one of the lowest crime percent in the world. Also her the police dont carry guns.

    • @wdsadaddedsadsadfsaf4823
      @wdsadaddedsadsadfsaf4823 8 лет назад

      it's no problem when the country lies on a gold mine

    • @moonlightdrown9366
      @moonlightdrown9366 6 лет назад

      Christoffer Moen Norway shut up I am starting to think you guys are Bette then us dutch

    • @melatonin12
      @melatonin12 6 лет назад

      Varg Vikernes still escaped

    • @redmary2873
      @redmary2873 6 лет назад

      Norway sucks my taint
      America rules
      Tbh though this country is tough
      I'm a defense attorney and it's tough because the other side is allowed to fabricate evidence I have to be honest
      Judgess aren't helpful they gain the most from mass incarceration and they don't even have to answer for it
      No one even knows there names

    • @brendanoutlaw8260
      @brendanoutlaw8260 6 лет назад +1

      Your population and government expenses are also MUCH smaller. As is your diversity % and your crime rate. The influx of illegal drugs in your country is practically nonexistent so your government doesn’t have to crack down on that to stop it. Gang violence is also practically nonexistent. You guys live in a different world than the US. Can’t compare the 2 as nice and easy as it is to do.

  • @HighwayLand
    @HighwayLand 2 года назад +2

    I had a non-violent felony conviction when I was 17. All I got was 2 years probation, but it placed my life on hold for 15 years. Got my conviction expunged at 33, went to Community College, and here I am now at 43 with a triplex full of renters (I get $2,500 a month from the renters) and a job in truck driving that pays $80,000 a year.

  • @mashtali1
    @mashtali1 4 года назад +8

    Adam is telling the truth. I don't know who is behind him...if it's only him not corporations, I am happy.

  • @jorgedaniel9656
    @jorgedaniel9656 8 лет назад +232

    Can you point me to a single aspect of American society that isn't broken? Seriously your country is run by companies...

    • @TronIILorule
      @TronIILorule 8 лет назад +8

      The Bill of Rights, and the Constitution

    • @mark3232harrison
      @mark3232harrison 8 лет назад +1

      Jorge Daniel Hamilton

    • @xelane4454
      @xelane4454 8 лет назад +41

      Why are there so many people looking to point to one or two flawed aspects of America and pretend that the entire country is broken?
      Every country on this Earth has its share of problems--Chinese people routinely run over victims of car accidents because it's more expensive to do the right thing than it is to outright murder them, North Korea is horrid place under the tyrannical rule of a borderline psychopathic despot, and don't even get me started on the problems within third world countries like the actual rape culture in some middle-eastern countries or the caste system of India.
      American society is not broken, human beings are just imperfect. Some of us are greedy, some of us don't care about the well-being of others, and some of us are downright evil. These are not qualities that are unique to American society.
      I apologize for the tangent, but it's aggravating to see this type of comment anytime something stupid happens in America.

    • @TronIILorule
      @TronIILorule 8 лет назад +2

      ***** Same could be said to the First Pass to Post system in general...

    • @Calimbandil87
      @Calimbandil87 8 лет назад +9

      Didn´t the constitution include the 3/5:s thing? That's a bit messed up. Also you don't really follow the constitution or bill of rights. Like at all.

  • @zoophiliaphobic
    @zoophiliaphobic 5 лет назад +17

    "That's CODtraband! Ahahahahaha!"

  • @whatsthesauce8347
    @whatsthesauce8347 6 лет назад +16

    3:40 so i guess they're serving invisible food in prison now...

    • @calyxman
      @calyxman 2 года назад

      Also intentional.

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 6 лет назад +4

    Wish they'd mentioned how private prisons also cut costs to dangerous degrees, to the point that easily-treatable ailments are left untreated, leading to people dying from *gangrene*

  • @CrowEver
    @CrowEver 7 лет назад +54

    Sims 3 music in the background XD

    • @nicholask7566
      @nicholask7566 7 лет назад

      Lelzo 515 Says the person with a Sims 4 icon.

    • @_adaldo
      @_adaldo 6 лет назад

      Wouldn't this be copyright infringing?

    • @luftwaffle173
      @luftwaffle173 6 лет назад

      Antonio Adaldo i Think part of the song are just maked by some musician, i heard part of them on Polish tv show

  • @Maya-od1on
    @Maya-od1on 4 года назад +7

    And often people hold up the US's high prison rate like it's good, but in reality we just make it impossible to get a job out of prison and criminalize drugs instead of offering help for addictions and legalizing them

  • @bloodmiami4746
    @bloodmiami4746 5 лет назад +41

    *"It's the dollar dollar bills yall"*
    The way he said it 😂

  • @notarealperson1481
    @notarealperson1481 8 лет назад +4

    Pretty much the only thing we are waiting for on this channel is Adam Ruins Everything

  • @lawaern3474
    @lawaern3474 5 лет назад +16

    "Whatever you think the purpose of prison is it isn't doing it" So prison DOESN'T put people in unflattering orange clothes.

  • @metabeard3788
    @metabeard3788 8 лет назад +24

    Are there people who still aren't aware of this? I thought this was common knowledge.

    • @XzTS-Roostro
      @XzTS-Roostro 8 лет назад +6

      There are a shitload of people who still don't believe this [even if it has cited sources], and all the other stuff this show|series has debunked.

    • @Daniel_Robinson
      @Daniel_Robinson 8 лет назад +2

      Most people know there are private prisons, but don't blame them if they don't know the private prison is making money. Who is supposed to tell them? I guess that's where Adam ruins everything comes in. "Exposing" the things you didn't know could be exposed.

  • @AngelOfDC
    @AngelOfDC 5 лет назад +23

    "They're here to make money!"
    "Make *_M U H N E E?_* "

  • @lynxfly5788
    @lynxfly5788 8 лет назад +15

    2:20 Missed the chance to make a big smoke joke

  • @mattcoldwell7059
    @mattcoldwell7059 8 лет назад +35

    That is literally the music from the Sims 3 at the beginning.

    • @GoodChicken
      @GoodChicken 8 лет назад

      0usaki omg it is

    • @Haley-fo4tw
      @Haley-fo4tw 8 лет назад

      I LOVE SIMS 3

    • @Arekan
      @Arekan 8 лет назад +3

      They've been using a lot of Sims 3 music, I've heard, in the series.

    • @katzen3314
      @katzen3314 8 лет назад

      Where?

    • @PsychickPhenomena
      @PsychickPhenomena 8 лет назад +4

      TV shows love using Sims 3 music, maybe it's creative commons?

  • @quacking
    @quacking 8 лет назад +38

    Rehabilitation not punishment

    • @Seafarer64
      @Seafarer64 8 лет назад +6

      Extermination works too. No lives matter.

    • @jeffreyepstein9556
      @jeffreyepstein9556 8 лет назад +22

      Seafarer64 just stop kid

    • @ardipithecusramidus7593
      @ardipithecusramidus7593 8 лет назад +7

      +Seafarer64
      woah just take it easy man
      that's some cutting edge analysis

    • @Ciscogrande
      @Ciscogrande 8 лет назад +6

      Prisons in some EU countries are meant to be for rehab so criminals can live back in society, in the US I really don't think that's the case.

    • @MikeJohnson-me2li
      @MikeJohnson-me2li 8 лет назад +2

      In Europe if you murder someone you get like 5 years and get to stay in a private room that's like a dorm.

  • @Gothead420
    @Gothead420 8 лет назад +344

    Legalise Cannabis!
    End the war-on-drugs!
    Introduce the metric-system!

    • @smingjr
      @smingjr 8 лет назад +4

      Gothead420 no do not legalize drugs and weed

    • @sapphireblossom1982
      @sapphireblossom1982 8 лет назад +23

      Gothead420 I don't know why Americans don't use the metric system. I'm so glad that I live in Ireland and not America for SO many reasons.

    • @alosha4321
      @alosha4321 8 лет назад +14

      legalize every drug

    • @yeaman992
      @yeaman992 8 лет назад +8

      Metric system?!?! Are you trying to ruin America?!

    • @jbklyn
      @jbklyn 8 лет назад

      because saying all that stuff is magically going to happen

  • @yasaminwhy8212
    @yasaminwhy8212 7 лет назад +38

    "You can't just sell prisons like they're cars, real estate or- hamburgers!"
    You'd better come to the UK and tell the Tories about this, because private companies have screwed our prisons up too.

    • @irok1
      @irok1 2 года назад +2

      Gotta love the "of course because it's US" when it happens in other places
      It's terrible either way

  • @1973Washu
    @1973Washu 8 лет назад +8

    I hate to break it to you but you can not ruin that which is already in a maximum state of ruin.

  • @gabbogobbo8825
    @gabbogobbo8825 5 лет назад +13

    ill have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, two number forty-fives, one with cheese and a large soda

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 5 лет назад

      All we had to do was follow the damn train, Adam.

    • @sarahsayshello9726
      @sarahsayshello9726 4 года назад

      Bru really? Ol I dont remenber the reply only that everyone looks at him. This needs more likes

  • @Subparanon
    @Subparanon 8 лет назад +44

    Also one small correction, violent crime has been going down every decade since the 70's. Your chances of being assaulted (outside of by a police officer) are about the lowest they've been in your parents lifetime. It's not entirely clear why this is though because the jump in prison populations was due to the war on drugs, not violent crime. There is anecdotal evidence that removing lead from gasoline reduced the instances of violent and impulsive behavior that lead poisoning is known for, and as the lead levels in the environment dropped so did crime.

    • @Subparanon
      @Subparanon 8 лет назад +5

      Ladical, she likely cares or is concerned with incidents of sexual assault. People fear some things more than others; I don't judge.

    • @rebuffedsalmon6264
      @rebuffedsalmon6264 7 лет назад

      Nana o , Thats the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.

  • @TheEnde124
    @TheEnde124 8 лет назад +10

    Look up Norwegian prisons, they are super effective (preventing crime, not making money)

  • @deltad3592
    @deltad3592 8 лет назад +7

    This reminds me a lot of IOI industries from ready player one

  • @creative8d14
    @creative8d14 3 года назад +2

    Judge: why do you really want to go to prison
    Poor guy: free food, free shelter, people shifting and playing there pianos for free entertainment

  • @kostathomas8732
    @kostathomas8732 8 лет назад +9

    Things that shouldn't be monetized:
    1. Healthcare
    2. Prisons
    3. Drinking Water

  • @merrickpoo3779
    @merrickpoo3779 6 лет назад +67

    I think that "cod" was a rainbow trout

  • @rita6355
    @rita6355 8 лет назад +82

    Shit, College Humor makes me lose faith in hummanity

    • @rita6355
      @rita6355 8 лет назад +6

      Toxic Badget900 shit u right

    • @peachcarton976
      @peachcarton976 8 лет назад +3

      Actually it gives me faith because only western civilization lets you critique it without revolutions or book burning, just try that in china overandover

    • @lakamokolaka
      @lakamokolaka 8 лет назад +1

      Dude humanity has shit to it, there will always be bad people but if you lose faith in everyone you forget about the good that exists too. There are firefighters who risk thier lives just to save little children's cats, cops who give turkies to the lesser income households, people who donate organs and even bone marrow to complete stranger to give them another day at life, and charities who work has stop children from dying in thrid world countries.
      The world has issues but if you let one thing judge the entire world you miss out on the chance to see the good it can do too. We focus on the bad to fix it but remember we focus on it to make it into a good too, and we wouldn't of focus on it if did not come from someone caring about how it affects people.

    • @ElicatrothTV
      @ElicatrothTV 8 лет назад

      Why did you bother to have faith in the first place?

    • @rita6355
      @rita6355 8 лет назад

      Graum tru

  • @vianniello93
    @vianniello93 2 года назад

    I love the acting from the prison guard and the prisoner doing Adam’s job for totally different reasons but I just know that both are great.

  • @jessicajusino5942
    @jessicajusino5942 6 лет назад +5

    "Are you banksy?" I'm dying😂😂😂

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 Год назад +4

    I watched a buncha these and I have to say: America sounds delightfully dystopianish!

  • @tieflingcorpse9817
    @tieflingcorpse9817 3 года назад +8

    abolish prisons. replace them with reformed mental health services

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 года назад

      Not completly, we do need places to hold violent psychopaths and uncaring sociopaths.

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 3 года назад

      @@mlpfanboy1701 yea...mental health hospitals. who do you think the people in straight jackets are?

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 3 года назад

      @Based Theist ok

  • @crazychristopher1989
    @crazychristopher1989 4 года назад +4

    "I'd like a number 7 with uh extra solitary cells, electric fence and uh small onion rings."-Governor

  • @ministellar2224
    @ministellar2224 8 лет назад +190

    I mean like... I thought this one was pretty much common knowledge. It seems I've once again over-estimated how much knowledge people have.

    • @RA-ob1ld
      @RA-ob1ld 8 лет назад +5

      SΛLΞM I don't wanna be that douchebag but like I totally also thought everyone knew this??

    • @shukishan
      @shukishan 8 лет назад +25

      +SΛLΞM I'm sorry to burst your bubble but this isn't common knowledge as well as if I saw another video and thought things looked pretty simple and obvious, people might still be clueless as they have no previous knowledge of what I have. I am not American, therefore this isn't common knowledge. I am just here to learn something new.

    • @tomtinker8220
      @tomtinker8220 8 лет назад +5

      it seems to it could be a truth that some people, groups, or whatever would try to make the public not know about this by focusing on the next gadget and hyping up the next episode of reality tv.

    • @Stein_Maddy
      @Stein_Maddy 7 лет назад

      The election made that pretty evident

    • @copyrighted4382
      @copyrighted4382 7 лет назад

      SΛLΞM oh so if this is the "common" knowledge which means so many people know about it why hasn't any fucking thing been done about this shit ?! Gawd we're so fucked

  • @Oblithian
    @Oblithian 8 лет назад +78

    How is a country this f@#$ed up.

    • @BrentsCardsAndCoins
      @BrentsCardsAndCoins 8 лет назад +7

      Oblithian Blame the citizens who allowed this to happen. Election after election, people pick the same type of candidates and expect things to change. Two big issues are people vote uninformed and most don't vote at all.

    • @chesterchow1
      @chesterchow1 8 лет назад

      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    • @TheGreatRakatan
      @TheGreatRakatan 8 лет назад +3

      Capitalism

    • @kamush4172
      @kamush4172 8 лет назад

      Well compared to most countries (including undeveloped/developing), it's pretty darned ok.

    • @psilo-1490
      @psilo-1490 8 лет назад +2

      Campaign financing. America loves capitalism so much that even the government is for sale. And if you can't afford the buy in, no one's got your back. Should probably fix that.

  • @emotinaloats8010
    @emotinaloats8010 6 лет назад +50

    Adam should ruin elderly homes they treat our prisoner's better than our elderly

    • @malikmack3589
      @malikmack3589 5 лет назад +6

      I doubt they treat criminals better then elderly people

    • @eelboy3098
      @eelboy3098 4 года назад +2

      @@malikmack3589 Eeeeeh, about that...

    • @zekeross6542
      @zekeross6542 4 года назад +5

      Well they treat our rich prisoners better than our poor elderly but that's
      about it

    • @فيديوهاتتوعية-ر1ه
      @فيديوهاتتوعية-ر1ه 3 года назад +1

      How about not sending your parents there and taking care of them in their weakness as they took care of you when you were weak and helpless...

  • @andrewwoodward8563
    @andrewwoodward8563 4 года назад +1

    This is the best segment they ever did

  • @FRANKTHEPONY
    @FRANKTHEPONY 8 лет назад +4

    Now if only facts still mattered, then this series might actually make a difference.