Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @Alew8
    @Alew8 2 года назад +214

    Joe’s man spread is legendary

    • @joshuaclay8120
      @joshuaclay8120 2 года назад +33

      He's a god damn super spreader!

    • @chaz2damax
      @chaz2damax 2 года назад +12

      hes literally wider than the chair lmfao

    • @imnotbenavery9220
      @imnotbenavery9220 2 года назад +7

      Literally had the thought that it needs it’s own shirt at this point, marks timex needs one too

    • @jumbolumps666
      @jumbolumps666 2 года назад +7

      I literally screenshotted it and then saw this comment 🤣🤣

    • @tarawhite986
      @tarawhite986 2 года назад

      @Alew8
      Joe cares so much for us, that he leaves space fer all of us to cuddle up in his nook, whilst using his giant hawg as a pilla

  • @RobthebOSS97
    @RobthebOSS97 2 года назад +128

    turns out 60% of listeners will never see this incredible spread

    • @neuvisean1739
      @neuvisean1739 2 года назад

      Without Joe's spread, we might as well be dead.

    • @Downs-Indroam
      @Downs-Indroam 2 года назад

      RIP

    • @patricksweets6652
      @patricksweets6652 2 года назад +1

      What is Joe doing?! 😂

    • @matguerra333
      @matguerra333 2 года назад

      we still doin this? come on, you're better. scroll up

    • @bonstockage3745
      @bonstockage3745 2 года назад +6

      It’s one of the most insane seating positions I’ve seen

  • @SaiCharan-fk9zt
    @SaiCharan-fk9zt 2 года назад +18

    "Bears don't shit on sidewalks"
    "You haven't been to San Francisco"

  • @riverradley
    @riverradley 2 года назад +25

    I didn't think the spread could get any wider. impressive.

  • @wildeyes100
    @wildeyes100 2 года назад +37

    Joe gonna have an airy queef sitting like that

  • @vibeglass
    @vibeglass 2 года назад +18

    Mark holding back a joke about black ladies getting on the N-train, and just saying "uh-oh" is gold.

  • @34577245
    @34577245 2 года назад +33

    i thought that san francisco bear joke deserved more on the pod but joe was just quietly dying

    • @alexbaisch7618
      @alexbaisch7618 2 года назад +2

      Incredible joke and List lost it😂

  • @mikeespada9220
    @mikeespada9220 2 года назад +17

    I can’t stop listening to these queefs and the WMBD pod with Sam and Mark. Can’t get enough! The best!

    • @chrischancellor7372
      @chrischancellor7372 2 года назад +2

      Same, two of the best pods period

    • @mikeespada9220
      @mikeespada9220 2 года назад

      @@chrischancellor7372 Ah, a fellow queef. Cheers!

    • @WeMightBeDrunkPod
      @WeMightBeDrunkPod 2 года назад +1

      Good taste sir.

    • @mikeespada9220
      @mikeespada9220 2 года назад +1

      @@WeMightBeDrunkPod Freakin love you guys!! You guys get me through tough times and I’m eternally grateful.

    • @brenden8783
      @brenden8783 2 года назад +2

      @@mikeespada9220 me too, these 2 pods are my favourites for the week.

  • @weirdalpopovich
    @weirdalpopovich 2 года назад +22

    the bear joke was fantastic goddammit mark

  • @Coolasheck
    @Coolasheck 2 года назад +34

    This is definitely one of the episodes of all time

    • @zairemarin8306
      @zairemarin8306 2 года назад +3

      One of the one-est

    • @brobert4172
      @brobert4172 2 года назад

      Maybe just this time

    • @DrunkInPublic
      @DrunkInPublic 2 года назад

      Pretty damnn good but check out episode labeled “gay jokes” had me actually laughing out loud from start to finish

    • @Coolasheck
      @Coolasheck 2 года назад +2

      @@DrunkInPublic I never said it was good

  • @everybodyhigh
    @everybodyhigh 2 года назад +60

    Joe sitting like a shitting crab 7:00 😂

  • @danielrodero6251
    @danielrodero6251 2 года назад +10

    “You haven’t been to San Francisco”😂😂😂

  • @leo78744
    @leo78744 2 года назад +3

    “It’s supposed to be cheesy” wooooo I was howling LMAO!

    • @leo78744
      @leo78744 2 года назад +1

      “Will rise again” 😭

  • @voodude8986
    @voodude8986 2 года назад +19

    Ahh the same problem every week, do I stay up and watch it or go to sleep and watch it first thing in the morning.

  • @tb80038
    @tb80038 2 года назад +7

    I'm just happy that sneeze shifted Joe's seating position.

  • @alexbaisch7618
    @alexbaisch7618 2 года назад +4

    “Stay true to you and the old Jew, Hubba La Boo”😂😂😂

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish 2 года назад +10

    “Summer of 89 and this family sets up next to me” 😂

  • @telephantasm4070
    @telephantasm4070 2 года назад +5

    27:38 HE SAID THE THING! Haha. Fucking love Mark and Joe.

  • @GerritCoulter
    @GerritCoulter 2 года назад +3

    Here's what I think happened with the whole Truman Show/Powder mix up:
    Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls releases Nov 3rd, 1995.
    Powder released the week prior (Oct 27, 1995).
    The spill over from Ace Ventura had to go see Powder.
    Joe was somehow mixing up Truman Show with Ace Ventura 2, as they're both Jim Carey Movies.

  • @mvirsu
    @mvirsu 2 года назад +3

    Joe List I'm at 7 minutes in or so and I have never seen a human being sit like that. Watch out for your boys!

  • @ak_2117
    @ak_2117 2 года назад +12

    I'm on a Normand/List bender today 😭

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox 2 года назад +1

      I’m on a tws bender this week!

  • @Beafeaters
    @Beafeaters 2 года назад +7

    Mark looks like he is slowly turning into Dave attel!

  • @michaelhenderson643
    @michaelhenderson643 2 года назад +11

    When joe farted, i was stretching and laughed and threw out my back. Thanks joe.

  • @whataloadofbollox
    @whataloadofbollox 2 года назад +7

    this was one of the top ten episodes I've seen today.

  • @HeinzizBaKeD
    @HeinzizBaKeD 2 года назад +5

    Joe looks like an old Eric Clapton

  • @ryanduray1
    @ryanduray1 2 года назад +2

    58:00 List describing the food in the Delta lounge nearly gave me a stroke from laughing too hard

  • @Toasteeee
    @Toasteeee 2 года назад +11

    If I saw a bear shitting on the sidewalk I'd be more scared....Well, you havent been to San Francisco those bears are everywhere LOL. Omg Mark is brilliant! So quick to come up with those zingers

  • @marcusjones986
    @marcusjones986 2 года назад +1

    Mark is in rare form this episode. HILARIOUS!!

  • @brenden8783
    @brenden8783 2 года назад +1

    Ive been audio only for years. I decided to watch an episode and that spread lol fkn hell. 😂

  • @KevinNuon
    @KevinNuon 2 года назад +2

    ROFL!! loving the "same ol g" references!

  • @WickedSpade
    @WickedSpade 2 года назад +2

    Easily my favorite pod. Banter for dayyyysss

  • @billsimpson1693
    @billsimpson1693 2 года назад +9

    You know Joe is respected as a comedian when all the comments are about how he sits, love it.

  • @lonewolf604
    @lonewolf604 2 года назад +4

    List doing his Jean Claude Van Damme impression

  • @nathanwaibel454
    @nathanwaibel454 2 года назад +12

    Joe is really good at sitting..

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 2 года назад +1

    Crashing Mark’s wedding vía astral projection. Too tired to go physically.
    Wishing Mark, Mae, Joe, Sarah & all a fantastic, beautiful, HAPPY TIME 😄 🙌 🤗 ❤
    Congrats 🥳 & Here’s to Love - Chin Chin 🥂🍻 😘

  • @sksupra
    @sksupra 2 года назад +4

    lol Mark shaped his eyebrows🤣🤣🤣

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox 2 года назад +1

      Did he really? I’m intrigued

  • @Riclmnopp
    @Riclmnopp 2 года назад +4

    11:37 God making Joe close his legs,

  • @randyrodriguez8773
    @randyrodriguez8773 2 года назад +10

    I am so happy I started watching this at 17

  • @brzd86
    @brzd86 2 года назад +4

    Joe looks like the dad from alf

  • @adammarchand1162
    @adammarchand1162 2 года назад +5

    ANOTHER POINT FOR MILOSH!!!!

  • @whitetruck2805
    @whitetruck2805 2 года назад +6

    Just had this shit debate with one of my customers about how we tolerate having dog shit everywhere but would freak out about a drop of human shit anywhere

  • @josezamora209
    @josezamora209 2 года назад +5

    I checked an hour ago and nothing. checked again boom it's right there

  • @bluescat59
    @bluescat59 2 года назад +2

    Midget ear is an underrated delicacy

    • @ryanduray1
      @ryanduray1 2 года назад +1

      The drizzled salmon is also pretty good

  • @mikaljozeph6202
    @mikaljozeph6202 2 года назад +3

    Never in my entire existence have I sat on a chair like that joe. You look like a spider 11:00

  • @tadehsoomian
    @tadehsoomian 2 года назад +6

    id kill to be the angry tenant next door

  • @cougheeboyb
    @cougheeboyb 2 года назад +3

    Joe List Photography 😊

  • @Bizarro69
    @Bizarro69 2 года назад +2

    LoL mark got genuinely spooked there

  • @Bounce03
    @Bounce03 2 года назад +2

    Joe has to find almost any other hairstyle and do that. Love you gays 🍻

  • @connor92s
    @connor92s 2 года назад +4

    Mark those kicks are 🔥

  • @riverradley
    @riverradley 2 года назад +4

    leaving Las Vegas was released the same day as powder

  • @seanmaxemin4585
    @seanmaxemin4585 2 года назад +7

    Theses my boys... best podcast no others they jus bounce of each other !

  • @deannad9105
    @deannad9105 2 года назад +3

    Time for Delta to do a collab with Tuesdays and AYG podcasts and create a "New Money Menu" for the Delta Lounge and it's first-class flights.
    It could offer classics like-
    grilled cheese, fries, chicken tenders, club sandwiches, buttered noodles (Kippy), Chicken Parm (Joe), basic bitch soup (Mark), and Foley can make his own white trash signature sandwich that will definitely include way too much mayo and some smashed-up potato chips inside of it for added crunch👍😋😂

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox 2 года назад +2

      A single chicken tender that is ‘pocket sized’! Forget who’s ayg episode that was though , cracked me up

    • @deannad9105
      @deannad9105 2 года назад

      @@clevermissfox Are we talking a Foley-sized pocket or an average pocket?🤔😂

  • @richardpeterson9449
    @richardpeterson9449 Год назад

    Great episode guys! So damn funny! I don’t know how you guys do it but every episode kills! Thanks!

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 года назад +7

    I bought both as well List. KELLY WAS HILARIOUS

  • @terriblepaulsey4904
    @terriblepaulsey4904 2 года назад +4

    The subway system in New York is becoming extremely dangerous. My girlfriend came home the other night with a prolapsed asshole after riding the N train.

  • @coolbreezy7092
    @coolbreezy7092 2 года назад +4

    my girlfriend told me to send Mark Norman a joke, that "you smell like you stepped in human s***", that's funny that you guys talked about it

  • @michaelmcvey679
    @michaelmcvey679 2 года назад +7

    Shakespeare in Love beating Saving Private Ryan for best picture is one of the biggest atrocities in all of film.

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 2 года назад +2

    That floor clock reminds me of an old timey drumhead. Nice gift queefman!

  • @reidemolner3555
    @reidemolner3555 2 года назад +1

    Hahahahaha the kippy fat diss is gold

  • @hitmarkler
    @hitmarkler 2 года назад +2

    45:12 C'mon Joe! You look akward when you're doing it only on one side. Throw that other noodle leg of yours over the armrest too

  • @rbnh9827
    @rbnh9827 2 года назад +1

    “No Fomo” - 😂😂

  • @jessebrown1116
    @jessebrown1116 2 года назад

    I listened to this episode while working but wanted to sit and watch this great episode a second time.

  • @chimbertocaviglia6919
    @chimbertocaviglia6919 2 года назад +1

    Spread and sneeze. Top notch 👌

  • @herroglop7411
    @herroglop7411 2 года назад +2

    Joe elevated man spreading into crab legs spreading......

  • @JDPLOWER
    @JDPLOWER 2 года назад +34

    joe's hair line is retreating like the Russian army

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp 2 года назад +9

      Mark ties his shoes like a Ukrainian….. in little knot sees.

    • @tarun9678
      @tarun9678 2 года назад +1

      This made me chuckle but then it made me sad cause its happening to me too

    • @steve7015
      @steve7015 2 года назад +1

      He got it nicely fluffed up funniest thing on the ep

    • @canobiggs
      @canobiggs 2 года назад +1

      His hair does look silky smooth though.

    • @matthewjamison
      @matthewjamison 2 года назад +3

      Russia have incorporated 4 new regions back into mother Russia. So if gaining 120,000 Square miles of new territory is retreating. Then I know you're listening US/UK news.

  • @Los47
    @Los47 2 года назад

    This was a hottt one! 😂😂😂 Love these knuckleheads!

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 2 года назад +1

    ❤ Joe & Mark 😊

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 года назад +6

    If you want a good workout,take a tennis racket and raquetball & practice on a tall wall.It's fast so you run,but won't hurt your poor wittle elbow.

  • @patsh321
    @patsh321 2 года назад +2

    unprecedented spread

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 2 года назад +21

    Do more museum tours guys!

    • @WardWyatt
      @WardWyatt 2 года назад

      That was GOLD!

    • @camellasong9758
      @camellasong9758 2 года назад

      Do a zoo tour!! 🐷🐠🦈🐋🐢🐎🦒🦌🐍🦆

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 2 года назад

    Thank God for Covid - wouldn’t have discovered you guys without it 😜

  • @kforkunt2760
    @kforkunt2760 2 года назад +1

    My favorite podcast!

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 года назад +3

    Mr Goo-Gobler,hi this is Mister Puberty ! No.I'm not Mickey Mouse...it's my natural voice...come on !

  • @BalotelliFan713
    @BalotelliFan713 2 года назад +4

    More airline/airport material, please!

  • @selfmadeselfpaid13
    @selfmadeselfpaid13 2 года назад +2

    I can smell Joe’s beaver from across the galaxy

  • @johndoe-lw1xo
    @johndoe-lw1xo 2 года назад +1

    6:36 is what happens when you get pegged one too many times.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 года назад +6

    Medula oblongata sh*t in the woods ?

  • @Adriana-eu6ty
    @Adriana-eu6ty 2 года назад +2

    I would say joe does a lot of yoga 😂

  • @AcidicJew
    @AcidicJew 2 года назад +2

    I'm a big fan of mace. I spray indiscriminately. If someone taps me by mistake, i spray. In 5 minutes they will be okay. But if they meant me harm.... I will have made my getaway

  • @0Akeldama0
    @0Akeldama0 2 года назад +10

    ive never seen a male frame sit like that and not be dead. we gotta investigate "joe"

  • @carlf.9035
    @carlf.9035 2 года назад +5

    Joe used to be a ballerina in another life.

  • @Bennydyk
    @Bennydyk 2 года назад +2

    Love me some Tuesdays!!!!

  • @antonioolguin5342
    @antonioolguin5342 2 года назад +2

    These guys are awesome!

  • @JamesGalloway27
    @JamesGalloway27 2 года назад +4

    (hank kingsley voice) hey now!

  • @tabormckee9639
    @tabormckee9639 2 года назад +7

    Fucking love you guys

  • @steve7015
    @steve7015 2 года назад +1

    Howling just howling at that hair do Joe

  • @TheDeadStretch
    @TheDeadStretch 2 года назад +2

    The best band from NOLA is called Down.

  • @bunnybangz
    @bunnybangz 2 года назад +5

    🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡 perfect timingggg

  • @diamarik1470
    @diamarik1470 2 года назад +2

    Chuck Lorre?

  • @arkansaucev9310
    @arkansaucev9310 2 года назад +2

    That flexibility is impressive lmao

  • @joshualowe7376
    @joshualowe7376 2 года назад +5

    Hot ep🔥🔥

  • @minergate4066
    @minergate4066 2 года назад +5

    Oh god are you queefs going to whisper again for an hour?

  • @hashbrown6433
    @hashbrown6433 2 года назад +2

    Bark Normand 🤣🤣

  • @ak3rr803
    @ak3rr803 10 месяцев назад

    Joe's hair looks unreal. Love you gays

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv 2 года назад +2

    You said "Son of Sam"? Why does that make sense? Get Morril on the horn!

  • @matthewdawson9131
    @matthewdawson9131 2 года назад

    Normand was on Stevos pod and he told the producer he also used to be 4% Jewish, til they took the foreskin. I was laughing so hard, his delivery is so quick, hearing that bears in San Francisco made me think of that, he’s a genius!
    “Comedy!”

  • @shaiapouf420
    @shaiapouf420 2 года назад

    both had great sets

  • @ThomasAndersonPhD
    @ThomasAndersonPhD 2 года назад

    40:50 That's not FOMO, that's Actual MO!

  • @jarpipz
    @jarpipz 2 года назад +6

    "𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝒻, 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒𝒹𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓅𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓈𝑒 𝒜𝓁𝓁𝒶𝒽." - ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕥 𝕋𝕦𝕓𝕞𝕒𝕟

  • @sdnorthcounty8140
    @sdnorthcounty8140 2 года назад +12

    Best chemistry. Surprised they're not super close behind this podcast 😔

    • @m-linko
      @m-linko 2 года назад +1

      They are, they talk about it all the time

    • @andrewmccloskey1
      @andrewmccloskey1 2 года назад +3

      They’re as close as they need to be for the gay magic.

    • @sethgsf4120
      @sethgsf4120 2 года назад +3

      They're certainly friends in every sense. I mean Joe was at marks bachelor party. They just both work a lot so when they hang out these days it's usually while they're also working