It's the nature of the game I fear. Every time I have a run go long enough to get the crazy fun shops I run into the enemies who also got the crazy fun shops but also scaled a little bit more quadratically than me and the difference is just massive.
Not when you're up against (holstered) battery charged juggled 800 damage glass canon permahasted diamond trebuchet. He was quite literally up against the same exact build but they had the skill that said "burst or die" and enough Charge buffonery to beat him within a tenth of a second. THAT'S THE BAZAAR, BABY.
I swear Vanessa and Dooley have only like 2 archetypes that work late game while pyg has like an infinite amount. In other words nerf Dooley and buff Vanessa and pyg
@@pog_me5605 No, Dooley and vanessa both have 2 strong archetypes that work well late game. Pyg has nothing that works amazingly, to the level of those two characters, so you may as well throw whatever you can at the wall and see what sticks.
@@vinaymalut5702 Dooley just scales dot damage super early, day 3 and he can already get you to 100 burn in a few seconds, you'd have to high role to get a burst setup that's good enough, this is why treb is so good early on vanessa because it's easy to get charging and hope to out burn and burst him with treb.
NL's plays are truly legendary. Passing up 5 regen to get 20 extra heal on an item he is going to drop for crow's nest is genius us mere mortals could never comprehend.
without it the quadruple damage x3 mutlicast lifesteal cutlass would've proc'ed at the last fight too. Probably would've still lost the fight but... :'(
Never played this game. Got suggested your videos on it. I have been binging them. No idea why. I can't get enough. Always been a NL fan but this game is just...relaxing. Love this content!
NL is fun to watch, in a strange disaster way lol. But if you’d like to see some higher skill play I’d recommend Retromation. I swap between both, as a palette cleanser
for a tip for kyver drone, if you remove all your items before you enter the fight you will win with 6 hp left, he wont be able to slow so his damage wont increase resulting in a free win
NL putting shield on his coral instead of the crows nest is one of the best plays ive ever seen him do. He needs to start screen sharing his private runs so he can be carried by someone
Now I know it will truly make no impact to the run whatsoever, but seeing this dude have THREE PASSIVE ITEMS ON THE BOARD and STILL swap Knee Brace in for Coral for the CDR item at 32:25 almost made me crash out
I am assuming he did it because the knee brace increases the cooldowns by 1 second, and the cooldown reduction is percentage based, but I feel like it doesn't work like that considering nothing else in the game seems to apply buffs in that way.
I never upgrade cutlasse with levelup before day 3. I even sometimes dont buy the second cutlass. If I have bronze cutlass I just pray for tempest flamedancer to upgrade it to a fiery silver
He always takes enchantment but then never thinks for more than 2 seconds on what item to enchant. Cloak and crow's nest both would've been better I think.
Getting the Crit upgrade on Crow's nest was pretty insane tho. He got ridiculously lucky/never punished for not putting the shield enchant on Crow's Nest.
“You don’t understand, the Dooleys made me dough but this! The Dooleys are to blame for the state of the game!” -the tyrant toxic Vanessa king of the year 2025, justifying his supreme reign post official release
Not getting to see the triple multicast quadruple damage lifesteal cutlass attack a single time is gonna give me nightmares
Rinsed im afraid
It's the nature of the game I fear. Every time I have a run go long enough to get the crazy fun shops I run into the enemies who also got the crazy fun shops but also scaled a little bit more quadratically than me and the difference is just massive.
@@NathanielLawrence413 it's not really about scaling I feel like, late game is all about who starts faster
@@guilhermebarao4866 Which is usually a result of scaling between battles.
Not when you're up against (holstered) battery charged juggled 800 damage glass canon permahasted diamond trebuchet. He was quite literally up against the same exact build but they had the skill that said "burst or die" and enough Charge buffonery to beat him within a tenth of a second. THAT'S THE BAZAAR, BABY.
"I'm not gonna say we're due" Northernlion pregnancy arc?
Finally, NPreg
@@sonarchy5158 no
The cinema we've all been waiting for
No hes not gonna say that
You're right he's probably going to announce it during a special moment
*buys the item
“It warms my rusty heart-“
*immediately sells the item
“-to see that find a home”
That voiceline is by far my favorite out of every voiceline in the game
Its wasnt in this video, but he got me laughing once when he tried to sell trash that he didnt even buy yet
waiter! waiter! another single weapon crow's nest build!
I swear Vanessa and Dooley have only like 2 archetypes that work late game while pyg has like an infinite amount. In other words nerf Dooley and buff Vanessa and pyg
@@pog_me5605
No, Dooley and vanessa both have 2 strong archetypes that work well late game.
Pyg has nothing that works amazingly, to the level of those two characters, so you may as well throw whatever you can at the wall and see what sticks.
This joke coming almost as often as he picks the build now
"I'm not really a big clam guy." 🤔🤔🤔🤔
More of a starfish fellow I bet
Guys, we gotta talk about bringing back /phrasing/
My day is going to be ruined if he takes a cutlass and crows nest again and dies with 6-8 wins without pivoting
Oh no
those who know
How do you kill a Dooley with Vanessa early game outside of burst damage+haste?
@@vinaymalut5702that’s the thing, you don’t 😃
@@vinaymalut5702 Dooley just scales dot damage super early, day 3 and he can already get you to 100 burn in a few seconds, you'd have to high role to get a burst setup that's good enough, this is why treb is so good early on vanessa because it's easy to get charging and hope to out burn and burst him with treb.
NL's plays are truly legendary.
Passing up 5 regen to get 20 extra heal on an item he is going to drop for crow's nest is genius us mere mortals could never comprehend.
Passing 7 regen to get chocolate bars man
well to be fair he doesn't know how soon he's gonna get crow's nest
Me when I lie
The play of the game was passing up a freeze skill at 56 gold to instead get a small shield before fighting an NPC 37:28
yeah what an idiot. why didnt he just skip forward in the video to see what items he would get. i did that and won every imaginery game so far.
We might be the bazaar girls but we’re not sure yet. (the game is good I am experiencing an identity crisis)
godspeed friend
doing your part for the analytics 🫡
It do be like that (what the fuck is a gender)
hell yeah sister make that appointment
Commenting for the algorithm: pegged
Transitioning for the demographics: ascended
The video hasnt loaded yet but i swear to god if its cutlass + crows nest again......
welp
It’s either this or Monitor Lizard Dooley. We gotta make peace.
Who's gonna tell 'em?
This game gets very same-y
people who know :0
M'lord, your one weapon crow's nest build as requested
34:09 losing 600 health for a negligible amount of damage and crit is a bold move Mr. Lion
without it the quadruple damage x3 mutlicast lifesteal cutlass would've proc'ed at the last fight too. Probably would've still lost the fight but... :'(
1 dmg and 1% crit chance is everything bro
but yeah upgrading figure head is prob better too rather than going gumball constantly
Never played this game. Got suggested your videos on it. I have been binging them. No idea why. I can't get enough. Always been a NL fan but this game is just...relaxing. Love this content!
NL is fun to watch, in a strange disaster way lol.
But if you’d like to see some higher skill play I’d recommend Retromation.
I swap between both, as a palette cleanser
Try playing it brother, its great
i died when he didnt put the shield enchantment on the crow's nest
Shiny and chrome, just like his dome
for a tip for kyver drone, if you remove all your items before you enter the fight you will win with 6 hp left, he wont be able to slow so his damage wont increase resulting in a free win
Can all day one enemies be beaten at base health with no items? All I can think of is the haunted kimono's shielding that could potentially beat you.
everything but the viper, i'm pretty sure
NL putting shield on his coral instead of the crows nest is one of the best plays ive ever seen him do. He needs to start screen sharing his private runs so he can be carried by someone
Dude is so set in his heuristics he just will not re-evaluate any item in any context and I'm loving every minute of it (I am people, I am)
Cutlass crows nest Andy getting those sweet, sweet silver medals
The man is addicted to chocolate and hates regen
I Haven't even played this game and I'm addicted 😅
I’m waiting for it to come out, preferably on mobile
love how even though it highlights what it'll effect he still moves it to the left of the board
Thumbnail says it all brother
We're coughing baby guys, of course we paint our lemon leaves green
Cutlass crow's nest hate to see this man coming
Every time I play this game it feels like my build is a day late and a Dooley short.
at this point it’s not even Dooley’s fault man 😭
idk how many times he has to be told that you cannot lose to the first ai enemy
You can lose to Viper. I think you can also lose to Haunted Kimono if you have zero damage, heal, or shield, but don't quote me on that one.
@@erikman619 you can also kill giant mosquito (day 2) if you have more than 250 health and no items because it only attacks when slowing something
I keep telling myself he'll get tired of this damn cutlass.
NL throwing away days looking for one specific crutch item refusing to improve what he already has is so funny
Then doesn't read and skips or sells the clutch item
commenting for the demographics and to show my continued support for made-for-youtube content
Cutless upgrade basically 18 damage "it's a minor damage upgrade" okay NL do you ever look at the monitor?
NL probably falls off this when the 2+2 synergies get learned by the community
Cutlass + Crows Nest only getting through non sweats.
Hwo pbaint sgip rde? With no paint?
Now I know it will truly make no impact to the run whatsoever, but seeing this dude have THREE PASSIVE ITEMS ON THE BOARD and STILL swap Knee Brace in for Coral for the CDR item at 32:25 almost made me crash out
I am assuming he did it because the knee brace increases the cooldowns by 1 second, and the cooldown reduction is percentage based, but I feel like it doesn't work like that considering nothing else in the game seems to apply buffs in that way.
See that ship? Paint it.
22:51 drake be like
A cutlass as shiny as his head.
You can always tell when he has other shit to do when he actually pays attention and reads things.
I genuinely can't watch another one of these. It's the same run every video.
When he says "stick with it" instead of "dance with the one that brought us" it made me sad
a Bazaar video dropped on my break? thank you egg
I had a crit double barrel build and got spices and had the skill that gave my ammo items plus 2 ammo. Might be my favorite build I’ve had so far.
Genuinely crazy he didnt put shiny on the knife set- it would trigger every half second after the first attack
He dislikes seeing so many medium item shops, but swash buckle goes crazy with crit builds.
Thank god. I was just running out of Bazaar vids to catch up on
when he takes +10 dmg and 5% crit chance for 500-600 max health it’s just rlly crazy
bless you, perfect timing i’m trying to fall back asleep
I never upgrade cutlasse with levelup before day 3. I even sometimes dont buy the second cutlass. If I have bronze cutlass I just pray for tempest flamedancer to upgrade it to a fiery silver
I love watching you play this game but I can’t watch anymore cutlass crows nest builds man lol
is "hi tomo" a vocal tick he has?
i think tomo is one of his cats
As far as I'm aware it's literally just him saying hello to one of his cats, Tomo
Tomo's his cat; tends to be that he's getting meowed at or getting a feline hug whenever he says "hi tomo".
See that boat? Paint it. Without using paint.
700+ views in 5 minute's? The egg is cooking
Another day, another video where NL still thinks that having the Knee Brace in his stash is somehow lowering his cooldowns
You put it on the board to raise your cooldowns then sell a cooldown reducing item for a bigger reduction
How did he check to see what the enchantments would do on the crows nest?
Great timing, I just finished another Mario party vod!
18:00 Howard Dean during a rally in his 2004 campaign for US president
Wow it's the guy from the coughing baby awards
should never level cutlass before day 3 when flamedancer can be encountered as it prohibits acquisition of fiery cutlass for a 6 damage buff
guys you'll never believe what build he's running this time
I'm kinda confused...if she doesn't use paint how does she paint her ship red?
15:27 Based Flaming Lips reference
It’s just the same build again
My goat just can't let go of the Cutlass
Knife set and tiny cutlass instead of crows nest could've gone hard, not sure though.
Just like his dome.
He always takes enchantment but then never thinks for more than 2 seconds on what item to enchant. Cloak and crow's nest both would've been better I think.
Getting the Crit upgrade on Crow's nest was pretty insane tho. He got ridiculously lucky/never punished for not putting the shield enchant on Crow's Nest.
ryan alt-tabing to check a wiki......new era?
His head looks like he is awaited in Valhalla
The only solace I got from this video is that I never saw a clamera
Just in case chat didn't inform you already: Drone is an autowin if you don't put any items in because the slow can't go off
Walk the plank…. Ut don’t use BOOOORRRIIIINNNNGG
Witness him!!! Shiny and Chrome!!!
He has a smile in his face! next Bazzar buff stat to his next run! lets go!
Honey wake up, NL bought cutlass
got a feeling he isn't a pacifist guys
What does he think Knee-brace does??
Get someone who loves you as much as NL hate the Dooley nation
i ship my red paint, and i don't use ships
Huh... NL is a bracelet guy.
Nothin wrong with it, but you dont really see that too often these days
We're The Bizarre girls, of course we love to click on NL's latest crashout!
Plays against Radiohead and says nothing? Okay...
fellas im starting to worry that this patch is going to kill bazaario for us
I paint my ship red, but I don't
What if you
Wanted to go to gold wins
but The Bazaar said
Monitor Lizard
He's losing his mind!
She don’t use jelly
im so ready for this game to drop f2p
We're birthday boys of course we watch the new Bazaar episode
WITNESS ME
“You don’t understand, the Dooleys made me dough but this! The Dooleys are to blame for the state of the game!”
-the tyrant toxic Vanessa king of the year 2025, justifying his supreme reign post official release
Dooley nation is writing fanfiction about a world that doesn't exist, just to deflect how absurdly broken their favourite hero is.
cool bracelet nl
21:00 +2
hes bald?
looking