This one might be my favourite! Love the international appeal of the flags, the background, the vibe of the library music, the way he tears up the FACT after reading, crossing out the X with an X, the first trumpet player was Mark Lewice, all under Bob's most realistic enthusiastic sales pitch! And no teeth pulling.
I hooked up my Cinco Facts Machine to my Retro Encabulator, with mixed results on the introverted informational dataflow chafing constant. We need more funding to solve the problem.
In my schools newspaper, my best friend has her own column about random facts called "Facts Machine" and she photoshops a fax machine every issue to go with the months theme. No one in school has caught on yet. I'm waiting for the day.
I never noticed this until tonight. I am dying with laughter. This is why I love this show. No matter how many times I watch it, it never gets old and I always find new reasons to find it hilarious.
Well said. It's full of ridiculous little details that are so much funnier thinking how many comedy layers there are behind the joke. T&E is simply a masterpiece and way ahead of it's time. They deliver straight-out toilet lulz sometimes but who said that's not actual, valid comedy? Ah yeah, no-imagination holier-than-thou simpletons. Cheers, fembro.
Captain is not in charge of the ship, the master is. The master can make a cook the captain of the ship if he wants but the master is ultimately responsible for the ship
As a former merchant sailor, that's true, but only technically so- and technically wrong. The master of the vessel is the captain under all circumstances, even if a chief, second or third mate is the one on duty on the bridge. None of them are officially referred to as the captain except the master. The only circumstances where the master is not the captain is when the captain is incapacitated/dead, in which case the next officer down becomes acting captain and fully in charge So, in brief, in nigh every case where the master isn't the captain, it's still the captain who's in charge of the ship, as the master only relinquishes that title when they are no longer physically capable of commanding the vessel Bonus point as to why you're accidentally right(but not for the reasons started): in circumstances where a pilot or harbor master is guiding a ship through local waters, even the captain/master is superceded in authority by the local guide
Run it at x2 speed to get double the facts in half the time!!!
thanks -cinco-
You'll either get double facts in the same time, or same amount of facts in half time.
American education, huh?
OhFishyFish Always wondered when someone would correct me on that. XD
RollerCoaster47 Did i just get trolled? :)
OhFishyFish Not really. I realized a while after I wrote that it wasn't correct, just never bothered to edit it.
This one might be my favourite! Love the international appeal of the flags, the background, the vibe of the library music, the way he tears up the FACT after reading, crossing out the X with an X, the first trumpet player was Mark Lewice, all under Bob's most realistic enthusiastic sales pitch! And no teeth pulling.
That sounds like the plan for me.
Me me im a tube man.
me me I'm a fact man
don't forget to have your teeth removed
Me me im a tube man
But you’ve got a great set of pearly whites.
it couldn't possibly beasier
Sure, why not
Also the FACT of:
"Forget the X!"
...and they do this,
BY CROSSING OUT THE X, WITH ANOTHER X.
"The name Greg is often used to name male babies"
Me: Facts.
yo, are you one of the male babies they got that fact from? 😲
Hey Guys, It's movie time
I always lose it at "It couldn't possibly beasier!".
But first they remove your teeth.
Fact.
Tim and Eric is 90's television on DMT.
I love how they cross out the x in fax with just a different color x so it's not like it was crossed out at all.
So dissatisfied with my Cinco Facts Machine! I swear, sometimes it's like pulling teeth just trying to get this junk to give me the facts I need!
but you've got a nice set of pearls
@@liamcave8805 these are dentures
It didn’t hurt a bit when they pulled them out
You're supposed to remove your teeth FIRST.
@@samueltarasewicz2514 I want to be a fact man, too...
No, that's the professional voice of Romm Oah Denmirk.
Sure, why not!?
He’s jus another hunk.. Who cares?
Nah, it's Jimmy McGill
i like how reality just breaks down at the end
It couldn’t possibly beasier!
This is the best video in the Cinco Cinematic Universe
I hooked up my Cinco Facts Machine to my Retro Encabulator, with mixed results on the introverted informational dataflow chafing constant.
We need more funding to solve the problem.
Beasier
We need to get one for Ben Shapiro, he'll love it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Boy you sure are funny mister. Do you know what's funnier? Hillary lost!
@@Big_Bulli thats not funny, Hampton, women arent funny
@@Big_Bulli Imagine being so narrow minded that you think everyone who dislikes Shapiro likes Hillary Clinton
Bryian can drink a glass of water with one hand!
@@Big_Bulli Mmmm!
Desperate, impotent rage. 🤤
why get this when I have the Cinco Fone and it's kickass gel?
Fast-paced yet so informative. Fantastic commercial!
In my schools newspaper, my best friend has her own column about random facts called "Facts Machine" and she photoshops a fax machine every issue to go with the months theme. No one in school has caught on yet. I'm waiting for the day.
8 years later, youre probably out of that school, did anyone catch on?
I love that the Cinco flag at 0:23 is Arkansas’s flag changed to yellow and with the text removed
This man uses our facts machine to GET BACK!
This looks like something I’d find at a goodwill, without the power cord
If you put this in a loop it get really overwhelming, like a sensory overload.
Great job.
even better in 2x speed
I never noticed this until tonight. I am dying with laughter.
This is why I love this show. No matter how many times I watch it, it never gets old and I always find new reasons to find it hilarious.
they were truly ahead of their time with the surrealism
love it or hate it, this spits out straight facts
Makin' it E-Z never sounded so complicated
Well said.
It's full of ridiculous little details that are so much funnier thinking how many comedy layers there are behind the joke. T&E is simply a masterpiece and way ahead of it's time.
They deliver straight-out toilet lulz sometimes but who said that's not actual, valid comedy? Ah yeah, no-imagination holier-than-thou simpletons.
Cheers, fembro.
thank you cinco
00:27-00:33 when the acid kicks in
That man looks very excited to be receiving his facts.
He was one of their editors I think... and he had a number of moments of him making this face. Funny stuff
Ah, another cursed product from the fine folks at Cinco.
He almost morphed into the Party Snoozer.
Thanks Tim and Eric.
Run this at 0.25 speed and the whole commercial sounds like the ending!!!
T&E did content-aware scale before it was a thing
Krink question for ya, how do i print mulitple page facts on this machine?
Ahh yes, the American flag alongside the flag of Aruba and Andorra.
forget the X's! We hace the CT's
i want more facts
Fact: Any Cinco products you order comes complete with teeth removal and pearly white dentures.
Apollo Fact: Tim’s a tute man, that means prostitutes (even in his parent’s house.)
No one wants tan teeth!
this is actually a great idea for a product
True, but to be a really big hit (especially in Europe) it should use 2 sheets of paper per fact and require actual gasoline to run.
The internet
Is that Bob Odenkirk I hear
I ran this vid at 2x speed and got Cinco’d twice as fast. Thanks Cinco.
Put It At 0.75 Speed.... Makes It Kinda Better
I needed this.
I thought that I had my Playback Speed on 2x again
This made my head explode.
Future historians will judge us by this show
lmao the end of this one tells you forsure they trip acid or shrooms
ya bro cause you need to do lsd to edit videos
just ride bareback, braugh
25i-nbome was like that lol
+Czerwonymike and marijuano.
THANK you.
Mr. Show was the greatest.
when you see fact checks on social media, this is where it comes from
Back when people cared about facts(x)
Getting facts when you'd rather have fax
Can I use the Facts Machine to order pants from The Innernette?
MrEricSir I wouldn’t recommend it. The Facts Machine can give the Internette e-worms. Nasty little things.
MAKIN' IT EEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This is exactly what my thoughts sound like
Thanks Cinco, for teaching me about Mark Lewice.
I use it to fact check all my news!
Wish I could be friends with the saxophone-man. Drangit!
I dont think that man was very happy about discovering that the Cinco facts machine wasn't a fax machine.
0:27 damn, what'd'you put in those words, son?
I'm dying it's been a while since I haven't laugh so much
It's a shame this isn't used by fact checkers on Facebook.
Captain is not in charge of the ship, the master is. The master can make a cook the captain of the ship if he wants but the master is ultimately responsible for the ship
wow. fact-checked.
As a former merchant sailor, that's true, but only technically so- and technically wrong. The master of the vessel is the captain under all circumstances, even if a chief, second or third mate is the one on duty on the bridge. None of them are officially referred to as the captain except the master.
The only circumstances where the master is not the captain is when the captain is incapacitated/dead, in which case the next officer down becomes acting captain and fully in charge
So, in brief, in nigh every case where the master isn't the captain, it's still the captain who's in charge of the ship, as the master only relinquishes that title when they are no longer physically capable of commanding the vessel
Bonus point as to why you're accidentally right(but not for the reasons started): in circumstances where a pilot or harbor master is guiding a ship through local waters, even the captain/master is superceded in authority by the local guide
Great Job!
"It couldn't possibly beasier!"
and I don't even have to get my teeth pulled! What a deal!
Hey, that one isn't-
Oh wait, no, that one's true, too. Goddamn facts machine!
i got a purple ad qith tim and eric in it while watching this video
Bob is that you
Is this what working from home is?
The only safe cinco product
We better call Saul to do the voice over!
FACT!
no fact is ever false at anytime ever.
FALSE
Now, that’s a lotta damage.
Pure facts!
Thanks, Cinco
I was sorely disappointed after my purchase. The Cinco Facts Machine did NOT come with a bottle of soothing Cinco gel.
Is that Fred Willard doing the VO?
I don't know, it seems like it might be hard to use
This would've fit right into an episode of Xavier: Renegade Angel
*Smashes "That Was E-Z" button*
It couldn’t possible beasier
Things that do things in fact do the things that they actually do.
Because Nathan endorses it, I bought one
105 facts about Tim & Eric
the captain of a ship is in charge of the ship
everyone says "hey, it's the voice of that lawyer guy from breaking bad!"
FUCK THAT IT'S BOB FROM MR SHOW
0:29 Oh boy... here comes the LSD.
Hey Zuck, found that thing you need.
"it couldnt possibly beasier"
FACT!
Needs more graphics.
IKR, I passed out halfway through
Makes sense, lawls!
_Forget the -x, we've got -cts!_
I base my life off the cinco facts machine
Like the Fact Core in Portal.
Made by Cinco.
Shit these are amazing. It's Bob Odenkirks voice...
FACT *it’s the professional voice of Romm Oah Denmirk* FACT
He grew "content-aware"
Run it at 0.5 speed to "Makin' it E-Z"