Low Honor Jack Is A Creep

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @jackmarston9892
    @jackmarston9892 2 года назад +29388

    Ummmm

    • @barackputin
      @barackputin 2 года назад +663

      Ummmm

    • @Dmitri_S12k
      @Dmitri_S12k 2 года назад +758

      jack your father told me to send you this mail from heaven...

    • @Inactive312
      @Inactive312 2 года назад +745

      .

    • @Dmitri_S12k
      @Dmitri_S12k 2 года назад +348

      @@Inactive312 Oh mrs. Marston John told me that you should teach jackie boy here some manners
      And uh OH. Charles visited beachers hope to see how you fellers were doin

    • @aChewyGummyBear
      @aChewyGummyBear 2 года назад +171

      “I can explain😰”

  • @Xx_DVLDG_xX
    @Xx_DVLDG_xX 2 года назад +30676

    Abigail: He is gonna be a lawyer
    15 years later:

  • @xxitactical_8723
    @xxitactical_8723 2 года назад +25196

    “You’re doing terrible things to my hormones” what a line

    • @RYNO796605
      @RYNO796605 2 года назад +2189

      Did people even know what hormones were back then?

    • @aram1z
      @aram1z 2 года назад +414

      @@RYNO796605 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @xxitactical_8723
      @xxitactical_8723 2 года назад +268

      @@RYNO796605 legit

    • @XxInfinityxXTimer
      @XxInfinityxXTimer 2 года назад +2020

      Remember jack reads more books and is more educated then everyone. He probably has knowledge in science and probably read some erotic book in order to string up that line

    • @warped_rider
      @warped_rider 2 года назад +953

      I seem to recall Arthur calling someone a "goddamn Homunculus" as an antagonize line, which I've added to my lexicon.

  • @Angelo_The_Conqueror
    @Angelo_The_Conqueror Год назад +3424

    I swear uncle taught him all of these pickup lines

    • @ohyeah6453
      @ohyeah6453 Год назад +257

      He did. When John tells Jack that he was sick Jack asks him if it was the gentlemen's complaint or the morning drip. John gets disgusted and asks Jack where he learned all that and he tells John Uncle taught him all that.

    • @supersonic7605
      @supersonic7605 10 месяцев назад +137

      Low honor Jack Marston would be a huge Andrew Tate fan

    • @jin_cotl
      @jin_cotl 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@ohyeah6453💀💀

    • @llIIIIlllIlIlIlIll
      @llIIIIlllIlIlIlIll 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@ohyeah6453LOLLLLL no wayyyyyyy

    • @bdcchicken
      @bdcchicken 6 месяцев назад

      @@ohyeah6453what’s the morning drip?

  • @dontknow04
    @dontknow04 2 года назад +28057

    Can't believe that's the same kid who made a necklace for his mom in RDR2

  • @thatg9958
    @thatg9958 2 года назад +15457

    Fun-Fact: Low honor Jack is the only protagonist who accepts prostitutes' offers but then they end up rejecting him.

  • @adhipaniniyan6056
    @adhipaniniyan6056 Год назад +1032

    He went from "uhh... Sure pa" and making flower chains for his mom to "you're doing horrible things to my hormones miss" real quick

    • @mauretaniafan1133
      @mauretaniafan1133 10 месяцев назад +40

      puberty:

    • @KyleGD
      @KyleGD 6 месяцев назад +2

      xd

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 2 месяца назад +2

      @@mauretaniafan1133 and grief can't forget about that

    • @Pastàár
      @Pastàár 2 месяца назад +6

      A few years without both of your parents sure had a big impact

  •  2 года назад +18453

    Uncle: "And then you tell her that you wish you were her petticoat.."
    Young Jack: _furiously taking notes_

    • @taylorsriorancho
      @taylorsriorancho 2 года назад +585

      Okay, I took notes on this video and am ready to hit the bar scene on Friday night. Wish me luck.

    • @Xx_DVLDG_xX
      @Xx_DVLDG_xX 2 года назад +157

      @@taylorsriorancho wish you luck

    •  2 года назад +391

      @@taylorsriorancho I will not wish you luck.. Because you won't need it with these lines 😏

    • @darthidiot5293
      @darthidiot5293 2 года назад +186

      @@taylorsriorancho alright let us know when you hit the prison scene too

    • @RED-5150
      @RED-5150 2 года назад +106

      @@darthidiot5293 I’m just waiting for the shower scene

  • @gavinsfriend3643
    @gavinsfriend3643 2 года назад +6330

    The books made him think he could pull

    • @-TheOutlander-
      @-TheOutlander- 2 года назад +229

      are you STILL looking for Gavin?

    • @Hmyea8
      @Hmyea8 2 года назад +65

      @The Outlander I’m right here

    • @gavinsfriend3643
      @gavinsfriend3643 2 года назад +48

      @@-TheOutlander- Yes

    • @gavinsfriend3643
      @gavinsfriend3643 2 года назад +74

      @@Hmyea8 Ahh, there you are. It's only been 123 years

    • @-TheOutlander-
      @-TheOutlander- 2 года назад +19

      @@gavinsfriend3643 no joke, my teacher at college is named "Gavin" I'm not even kidding

  • @hambo6955
    @hambo6955 2 года назад +3188

    Jack's lines were so raunchy and horrible that they're actually the thing that caused John's resurrection in undead nightmare. After the cutscene, the actual lore ending is that John rides to Jack and beats the ever loving shit out of him, forcing his honor to reset

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan Год назад +263

      Lol When your father comes back from the dead to whoop your ass

    • @charliegreekdominos69420
      @charliegreekdominos69420 Год назад +24

      ​@@AleTitan #relatable

    • @dosidicusgigas1376
      @dosidicusgigas1376 Год назад +42

      WHAT DID YOU SAY BOY?

    • @mankyscotchgit4986
      @mankyscotchgit4986 Год назад +59

      'Abigail, teach the boy right from wrong.'

    • @JRBX-09
      @JRBX-09 Год назад +1

      Imagine running away at a young age, knowing your father died for your future, just to see him years later as a rotting corpse beating the shit out of you because you made some godawful one liners to some prostitutes

  • @collinnazareth4307
    @collinnazareth4307 2 года назад +5974

    Cant believe Low honor Jack turns out like Micah, of all people.

    • @dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519
      @dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519 2 года назад +8

      The RAT!

    • @dbs6678
      @dbs6678 2 года назад +197

      What if.. Oh diddly damn no he did not..

    • @CarmeloA.
      @CarmeloA. 2 года назад +250

      @Kennethosaurus couldn't be possible. Micah joined em 6 months before u start playing. Jack was already born. Not tryin to be a dick, I'm Just a video game nerd XD

    • @coltgun876
      @coltgun876 2 года назад +90

      Jack wasn't an outlaw anymore shortly after he kills Ross anyway he would of moved on and lived a civilized life since the Wild West was pronounced dead in 1920 only 6 years after RDR1's epilogue.

    • @busebuse8968
      @busebuse8968 2 года назад

      Jdjd

  • @IchiEyes
    @IchiEyes 2 года назад +5800

    Damn, Jack's down bad. That last comment is golden

  • @ksawi13
    @ksawi13 10 месяцев назад +256

    John did not die for this😭😭😭

    • @tqttle
      @tqttle Месяц назад +1

      LMFAOOO BRP😭😭

  • @Fawp
    @Fawp 2 года назад +9856

    He's the first redditor in history.

    • @sbrw4316
      @sbrw4316 2 года назад +767

      nah, jack actually leaves the house

    • @meelsie143
      @meelsie143 2 года назад +103

      Nah that’s H.P. Lovecraft

    • @Fawp
      @Fawp 2 года назад +153

      @@meelsie143 Redditor detected.

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 года назад +28

      @@Fawp *Quoran

    • @toucan6109
      @toucan6109 2 года назад +14

      Don't use reddit so I wouldn't know 🗿

  • @Pedro_Le_Chef
    @Pedro_Le_Chef 2 года назад +13156

    The most handsome neckbeard to ever exist. He even tips his hat, what a nice guy.

    • @lanky9936
      @lanky9936 2 года назад +229

      Average Neck beard fan average Neck beard enjoyer

    • @ripvanwinkler1548
      @ripvanwinkler1548 2 года назад +111

      M'lady

    • @spinti-t6t
      @spinti-t6t 2 года назад +123

      And they say chivalry is dead.

    • @phuckyou6314
      @phuckyou6314 2 года назад +64

      But Jack doesn’t have a neckbeard..

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 2 года назад +9

      @Something Unless he doesn't have a beard on his neck. Clue's in the name.

  • @jerryketamine
    @jerryketamine Год назад +434

    "I'd do anything to be that petticoat right now" caught my ass off guard and had me dying

    • @fantasmacstrp9239
      @fantasmacstrp9239 10 месяцев назад +38

      Bro pulled up a 2020s pick up line, he was way ahead of his time

    • @M1sterBruh
      @M1sterBruh 2 дня назад

      @@fantasmacstrp9239just because you became/become an adult this decade doesn’t mean lines like that weren’t in use decades before

  • @Bandit-rd9xp
    @Bandit-rd9xp 2 года назад +15764

    If John was alive he would slap the shit out of jack and tell him not to be so god damn creepy

    • @mizu5965
      @mizu5965 2 года назад +240

      he would T^T

    • @AIMalek
      @AIMalek 2 года назад +680

      And would proceed to do the same thing later

    • @jakestan1185
      @jakestan1185 2 года назад +761

      Imagine how Arthur would react

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +992

      Low Honor Jack is basically the worst thing everyone in the gang fears Jack becoming.

    • @hobby3416
      @hobby3416 2 года назад +58

      @@lucasmartinez5703 and is what he become

  • @crustysocksvevo4379
    @crustysocksvevo4379 2 года назад +4247

    POV: You work at Activision Blizzard

    • @melodicsatisfactionproductions
      @melodicsatisfactionproductions  2 года назад +381

      The current pin is too perfect but trust me, if it wasn't this would get pinned for sure

    • @Tairumz
      @Tairumz 2 года назад +38

      @@melodicsatisfactionproductions the pinned comment is ‘umm’. What are you on about with the current pin is too perfect.

    • @melodicsatisfactionproductions
      @melodicsatisfactionproductions  2 года назад +142

      @@Tairumz look at the account name....

    • @Tairumz
      @Tairumz 2 года назад +32

      @@melodicsatisfactionproductions oh right xD sorry

    • @khaildali9639
      @khaildali9639 2 года назад +9

      bro☠☠☠☠

  • @Biscuits1911
    @Biscuits1911 7 месяцев назад +71

    1899: you are gonna be a lawyer
    1914: uh let’s fu-

  • @lucasmartinez5703
    @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +17098

    This is very low key kind of sad and horrifying. This Jack is exactly who John, Arthur, Abigail, and pretty much everyone who looked after Jack feared the most when raising him. All for nothing.

    • @Crusade11722
      @Crusade11722 2 года назад +517

      So true lucas, great way to look at it

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 2 года назад +3095

      Worse still, he’s acting like Micah of all people.

    • @XxInfinityxXTimer
      @XxInfinityxXTimer 2 года назад +1334

      Somewhere in the afterlife
      Micah: I won the bet pay up. Jack grows up to be the devil
      The rest of the gang: **start throwing hands**

    • @Crusade11722
      @Crusade11722 2 года назад +115

      @@XxInfinityxXTimer Oh shit.. micah said that?!

    • @ImSmartIguess
      @ImSmartIguess 2 года назад +694

      I mean...it’s only low honour jack..what about high honour jack? lol

  • @GRSMN00
    @GRSMN00 2 года назад +3029

    He doesn't seem very comfortable with his father's hat

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +97

      I would imagine part of him remembers his dad not wanting him to be like this so that's why he fiddles with his hat.

    • @dramey
      @dramey 2 года назад +155

      @@lucasmartinez5703 wait are you talking about when he tips his hat? That’s what gentleman used to do and some still do when they are greeting someone.

    • @denegwynn2869
      @denegwynn2869 2 года назад +23

      @@dramey it was a joke, dude

    • @albertosantos3578
      @albertosantos3578 2 года назад +6

      That's Arthur's hat, not his father's

    • @dutchvanderlinde7729
      @dutchvanderlinde7729 2 года назад +66

      @@albertosantos3578 No it's definitely John's, John's hat is a different one.

  • @loc3004
    @loc3004 Год назад +1282

    an angry hormonal teenager who is most likely antisocial and a borderline sociopath due to the environment he grew up in, Jack needs to get a game asap, the material and the ideas you can unfold with him are infinite

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAA
      @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAA Год назад +99

      it wouldnt make sense. It wouldnt be about wild west or anything like that. fresh characters would be better. Jacks story is complete. a lot of people seem to want some ww1 or mafia shit which is so dumb and it wouldnt make any sense. they might as well come up with some other character. the whole idea is horrible.

    • @loc3004
      @loc3004 Год назад +127

      @@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAA those are ideas that do not follow a critical thinking line, in 1914 mexico was still wild (probably wilder than the wild west at it's peak) and a whole revolution was going on,with gangs spreading all over
      canonically that's the last place we've ever seen jack and again canonically there's no way he would get drafted (no way to track him, no reasons to join the army etc) a game or at least a dlc there would totally work

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 Год назад +35

      I guess a sequel could have him as a drpression era outlaw like John Dillinger, that could be pretty neat I guess, he'd be getting a little old and its not really the Old West but it is kind of the last Outlaw years.
      Personally though I'd rather see a prequel with the early years of Dutch's gang, leading up to Blackwater, that would wrap up the story nicely, or playing as Hosea when he was young or something.

    • @KOVAC966
      @KOVAC966 Год назад +37

      @@loc3004that actually sounds like a good idea, the Mexican-American border in the early 1900s was the most dangerous border in the world

    • @kostonl
      @kostonl Год назад +5

      @@stevepalpatine2828but they didnt have much conflict back then. No running from pinkertons, no conflict within the gang, The story of events before rdr2 has already been told just not shown, before the blackwater massacre they constantly robbed bank to bank and had very low issues doing so. There wouldnt be an impact anywhere near either of the other rdr games have, and plus we already have bank robberies in red dead 2 do you rly want a whole game of ppl just robbing banks with them sparing pretty much everyone and having no issue? They called blackwater their only massacre until the events of rdr2 and I guarantee the Saint Denis massacre was far more greater then Blackwater. Which is playable. I see why youd think that would be a good idea without much thought, but i also think that would be a terrible idea for rdr3 as well. It would srsly just feel like filler

  • @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750
    @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 2 года назад +2692

    Arthur and John rolling in their graves....

    • @ruggedrat2582
      @ruggedrat2582 2 года назад +26

      LMAO

    • @maxshell9465
      @maxshell9465 2 года назад +96

      It reminds me of that Mary Linton mission where Arthur is waiting on the street and that little shit tells him to move. That's how I imagine he'd handle this situation

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +106

      Abigail is doing cartwheels in her's.

    • @rodrigocaceres2879
      @rodrigocaceres2879 2 года назад +27

      Yup, like beyblades...

    • @ruggedrat2582
      @ruggedrat2582 2 года назад +7

      @@lucasmartinez5703 LOL

  • @JustAdude291
    @JustAdude291 2 года назад +875

    get him some water, my man dehydrated bad

    • @Themunnyman
      @Themunnyman 2 года назад +18

      Modest pelican wouldn’t be happy

    • @JustAdude291
      @JustAdude291 2 года назад +1

      @@Themunnyman who? lol

    • @Themunnyman
      @Themunnyman 2 года назад +9

      @@JustAdude291 oh I thought you were worshiping papa peli

    • @crimson5142
      @crimson5142 2 года назад +1

      @@Themunnyman yes papa peli

    • @lasso.
      @lasso. 2 года назад +6

      Wrong kind of thirsty lol

  • @AvoidedOrc36584
    @AvoidedOrc36584 11 месяцев назад +335

    John, Abigail, Arthur, etc. are all rolling in their graves
    While Uncle is laughing his ass off

    • @travis8850
      @travis8850 6 месяцев назад +29

      Right? I always imagined a post-credits cutscene in RDR1 one, set 30 or 40 years later, with a closeup shot of the vacant lot that one day becomes Beechers Hope showing an odd phenomenon on the land. The scene then switches to a young Dutch sitting at a saloon as he waits for Hosea to return from conning a socialite, when an older man walks in and asks Dutch to buy him a drink to help his aching back. Dutch asks for his name, and he replies, "I'm J...call me Uncle. They call me Uncle. I have lumbago, it's very serious." Then the title of Red Dead 3 appears on the screen.

    • @unfriendly9764
      @unfriendly9764 10 дней назад

      ​@@travis8850 🚬🗿

  • @Juice_Triggz45
    @Juice_Triggz45 2 года назад +971

    Baby jack: likes playing
    Teen jack: likes reading books
    Grown jack:

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 2 года назад +86

      He still likes playing in a different sense, but he just would prefer to play rough

    • @kuze1930
      @kuze1930 2 года назад +2

      Likes sexual harrasment

    • @icommitarson
      @icommitarson 2 года назад +21

      @@anotherrandomguy8871 Nah he wants others to play rough

    • @alfa01spotivo
      @alfa01spotivo Год назад +9

      He likes only special kind of books now

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 Год назад +1

      @@alfa01spotivo *;)))*

  • @rl9217
    @rl9217 2 года назад +3928

    “You’re not the boy I saved from eating spaghetti anymore, Jack. What’s happened to you? Those pickup lines are so creepy that Arthur told me he didn’t want to catch you later then.”
    -John

  • @jrTae
    @jrTae 9 месяцев назад +29

    Abagail and John both rolling and screamin n their graves rn

  • @elderliddle2733
    @elderliddle2733 2 года назад +15009

    Low honor Arthur is a psycho murderer
    Low honor John is a sadistic killer
    Low honor Jack is a creeper

    • @ECHOKINGXD
      @ECHOKINGXD 2 года назад +608

      @@arthurvice503 his point still stands 😂😂😂

    • @mysticalcrab2
      @mysticalcrab2 2 года назад +212

      What if this was high honor jack

    • @AgieSebie
      @AgieSebie 2 года назад +796

      @@arthurvice503 sadist is someone who enjoys inflicting pain, psychopath is someone without remorse/conscience

    • @jerm2296
      @jerm2296 2 года назад +143

      @@arthurvice503 it’s actually not lmao. Psychopathy and sadistic disorder is different buddy. Damn, your so dumb.

    • @mane8246
      @mane8246 2 года назад +62

      @@arthurvice503 nope they arent

  • @thewildgamer07
    @thewildgamer07 2 года назад +2426

    0:24 you can hear it in his voice that he's trying his best not burst out laughing

    • @hunkpapa5843
      @hunkpapa5843 2 года назад +165

      He sounds so much like a neck beard that line

    • @SillyGooberMan
      @SillyGooberMan 2 года назад +351

      Yeah, somehow I totally forgot somebody had to voice those lines

    • @icommitarson
      @icommitarson 2 года назад +182

      I can just imagine them handing him the script and his face while trying to say "Are you as aroused as I am?"

    • @matthewduda3605
      @matthewduda3605 2 года назад +5

      Yeah lol

    • @biggiecheese3440
      @biggiecheese3440 2 года назад

      Im trying my best not to burst out laughing from how ugly and retarded you are

  • @jayanths1221
    @jayanths1221 Год назад +49

    "I'd do anything to be that petticoat right now" is absolutely wild, even by Jack's standards...

  • @btmgng4316
    @btmgng4316 2 года назад +1067

    You can tell Jack's voice actor had a good time recording these lol

    • @Desot00
      @Desot00 2 года назад +93

      heck he almost bursts out laughing at 0:26

    • @wizzykms
      @wizzykms Год назад +3

      rs got me wanting to rewatch vghs

    • @hazestratosliterallyme-mh3ey
      @hazestratosliterallyme-mh3ey Год назад

      ​@@Desot00I almost burst out laughing fucking your mom

    • @DarthMackzodroginstomp
      @DarthMackzodroginstomp Год назад +4

      Josh Blaylock, same kid from VGHS and No Country for Old Men

  • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314
    @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314 2 года назад +5769

    This is actually really sad to think about. After all the sacrifices John, Abigail and Arthur made so that Jack could have a good life, he ended up sounding almost exactly like Micah.

    • @ISkinFlamingos
      @ISkinFlamingos Год назад +489

      We dont know whether low honor jack or high honor jack are canon

    • @jonboner2987
      @jonboner2987 Год назад +69

      @@ISkinFlamingos it is canon. I'm shocked that you even asked this lol

    • @jonboner2987
      @jonboner2987 Год назад +66

      Not really, Jack became a badass and is grown up.

    • @ryanthereaper5032
      @ryanthereaper5032 Год назад +258

      ​@@jonboner2987 not really dude became a book writer if that's badass to you then most people are badass

    • @MyBrainGlows
      @MyBrainGlows Год назад +517

      @@ryanthereaper5032 actually living a life and dying of old age is compared to human history pretty badass.

  • @creachur99
    @creachur99 Год назад +128

    me 5 minutes after avenging the death of my father:

  • @cityofangels7x64
    @cityofangels7x64 2 года назад +469

    "You're doing terrible things to my hormones, miss" LMAOOO

    • @ThatsShowbizBabyy
      @ThatsShowbizBabyy 2 года назад +30

      I know they’re catcalls but who on earth would say that even in that kind of situation 💀💀💀

    • @satqur
      @satqur 2 года назад +73

      "Miss you're really triggering my mating instinct. I really want to breed with you ma'am" *tips hat*

    • @ThatsShowbizBabyy
      @ThatsShowbizBabyy 2 года назад +17

      @@satqur Mighty fine cowboy 🤠

    • @Mafcagile
      @Mafcagile 2 года назад +4

      @@satqur 👌

  • @dishonestswit869
    @dishonestswit869 2 года назад +2853

    Just don't forget to take Jack's lasso away otherwise he'll do unspeakable things

  • @basiliska
    @basiliska 9 месяцев назад +45

    “I’d do anything to be that petticoat right now.” J A C K

  • @coatofarms4439
    @coatofarms4439 2 года назад +1034

    This Jack sounds like Micah. It’s almost like low honor means he grew up taking too much of Micah’s statements to heart.

  • @micah7611
    @micah7611 2 года назад +7163

    "They tell me I'm at my sexual peak sweetheart"
    "You sure know how to make a boy feel like a man"
    "Come on just one kiss"
    Jesus Christ jack, you got raised by a badass gunslinger, an entire gang, a guy who helped your dad escape and yet you still managed to have pickup lines weirder than quagmire

  • @PUCHI-ALV
    @PUCHI-ALV Год назад +89

    He is 19...
    Hormones haven't left at all

  • @fleivor5359
    @fleivor5359 2 года назад +431

    Arthur and John gonna create Undead Nightmare 2 just to come back from their graves to scold Jack

    • @salami99
      @salami99 2 года назад +14

      Underated

    • @ForestBoyProductions
      @ForestBoyProductions 11 месяцев назад +3

      It's a nightmare alright, but not for anyone else, just Jack

  • @Nowilltolive4974
    @Nowilltolive4974 2 года назад +386

    I will never look at the child version of him in RDR2 the same way again.

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 2 года назад +59

      If only he were left to be raised by Papa Bronte, huh?

    • @Nowilltolive4974
      @Nowilltolive4974 2 года назад +6

      @@Dr170 Yeah.

    • @notyourdaddude1957
      @notyourdaddude1957 Год назад +5

      It's low honor Jack

    • @LuisLopez-wn6tz
      @LuisLopez-wn6tz Год назад +2

      ​@@Dr170papa Bronte was like the mafia he's no better jack would of ended up a killer for money

    • @lewisjohnston7077
      @lewisjohnston7077 Год назад

      ​@@Dr170I doubt Bronte respected women

  • @cwus
    @cwus Год назад +46

    "i'm having wicked thoughts about you miss." is crazy💀

  • @Blubableful
    @Blubableful 2 года назад +182

    Abigail drilling her way out of her grave to slap the shit out of Jack.

  • @hannesrolfes3545
    @hannesrolfes3545 Год назад +25

    the voice actor probably had a great time doing this

  • @evankauffman2139
    @evankauffman2139 2 года назад +413

    Man the trench coat and the nearly constant hat tipping is what really does it for me

    • @salutations_constipation
      @salutations_constipation Год назад +15

      Man the trench coat and the nearly constant hat tipping is what really does it for me

    • @kosminn
      @kosminn Год назад +16

      Man the trench coat and the nearly constant hat tipping is what really does it for me

    • @ghostwas_here
      @ghostwas_here Год назад +10

      Man the trench coat and the nearly constant hat tipping is what really does it for me

    • @alimations5226
      @alimations5226 10 месяцев назад +5

      He really is the world's first redditor

    • @Dakine005
      @Dakine005 9 месяцев назад +5

      Man the trench coat and the nearly constant hat tipping is what really does it for me

  • @Xx_DVLDG_xX
    @Xx_DVLDG_xX 2 года назад +893

    Imagine how John, Arthur, and Hosea would've reacted to seeing this.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +161

      Imagine Abigail's reaction.

    • @Majorx93
      @Majorx93 2 года назад +96

      @@lucasmartinez5703
      I’m sure she would have slapped him😆

    • @MominEnjoyer
      @MominEnjoyer 2 года назад +100

      Arthur: *sigh* "i should've shot the boy when we were fishing"
      John: "i agree"
      Abigail: "ARTHUR!"
      Hosea: "Abigail, look at him. He's like a little version of Micah"
      Abigail: "why didn't you kill him Arthur?

    • @subnovideoschallenge
      @subnovideoschallenge 2 года назад +9

      ARTUR JOHN ABIGAIL HOSEA : JELLYBEAN SKELETON POSE 💀💀💀💀

    • @TerribleVA
      @TerribleVA 2 года назад +21

      Arthur: A stern Greet, Greet, Antagonize
      John: Antagonize, Antagonize, Antagonize.
      Abigail: +slap+

  • @r3al1ty80
    @r3al1ty80 2 года назад +52

    He ain’t gonna be a lawyer he’s gonna need a lawyer 💀

  • @Pedro_Le_Chef
    @Pedro_Le_Chef 2 года назад +1505

    Interesting detail: Jack tips his hat while insulting people while John doesn't.
    Must've been an oversight.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +161

      I personally think he does that because part of him thinks back to his dad and he feels guilt.

    • @shrapnellove2224
      @shrapnellove2224 2 года назад +61

      Some people point with their hat or talk with it.

    • @vanargrand3199
      @vanargrand3199 2 года назад +134

      @@shrapnellove2224 I talk with my hat until it starts talking back.

    • @WidowmakersAss
      @WidowmakersAss 2 года назад +56

      think it’s because he’s so creepy he doesn’t even realize these aren’t ways to greet people

    • @dudemanofdude
      @dudemanofdude 2 года назад +41

      I feel like he does that on purpose to be even more insulting

  • @TheDrunkHamster
    @TheDrunkHamster 2 года назад +229

    "I bet you got a nice set of holes, miss" -Jack

    • @person92906
      @person92906 2 года назад +11

      nice

    • @SpruceCampbell
      @SpruceCampbell 2 года назад +44

      That there's a right proper rack you're flauntin', maddam.

    • @zorkadoo
      @zorkadoo 6 месяцев назад

      😂🥰😋

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 2 года назад +35

    “Are you as aroused as I am??”
    No Jack, I don’t think anyone has been more aroused than you were here lol

  • @LalaRojas-jd5rc
    @LalaRojas-jd5rc 2 года назад +744

    Arthur and John would beat Jack's ass if they heard him saying this stuff.

    • @Themunnyman
      @Themunnyman 2 года назад +28

      Arthur would be old as hell

    • @Pedro_Le_Chef
      @Pedro_Le_Chef 2 года назад +44

      John and Arthur? Lmaooo just go and listen to what Arthur and John say when antagonizing women.

    • @bigmac7077
      @bigmac7077 2 года назад +102

      @@Pedro_Le_Chef they don’t go that hard

    • @revanamell1791
      @revanamell1791 2 года назад +23

      They rob, steal and kill as they like. Doubt they could judge.

    • @LalaRojas-jd5rc
      @LalaRojas-jd5rc 2 года назад +72

      @@Pedro_Le_Chef "Alright, catch you later then"

  • @gurolux
    @gurolux 2 года назад +512

    Jack somehow ended up a Redditor way before Reddit actually came to exist.

    • @morgan0__o
      @morgan0__o 2 года назад +21

      *tips fedora*
      **is a creep**
      ... ahead of his time???

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 года назад +11

      @@morgan0__o "Fedora". As someone unhealthily obsessed with hats, this hurts

    • @morgan0__o
      @morgan0__o 2 года назад +5

      @@SStupendous I'm moreso talking about the usual discord proverb, it's really obvious JM's hat isn't a fedora

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 года назад +4

      @@morgan0__o Ayyy lol then. By "Discord proverb" I want to believe that you're talking about the word and not the site 🤞

    • @thomashenriquez2586
      @thomashenriquez2586 2 года назад +11

      You're wrong jack ended up a worker of blizzard before blizzard exist

  • @woansien1985
    @woansien1985 2 года назад +47

    there’s a line of dialogue you can have with jack in rdr2 that makes me think about low honor jack.
    Arthur: “Your growing up fast jack.”
    Jack: “Mama says that too uncle Arthur.”
    Arthur: “Just don’t turn into me, ok Jack?”
    Jack: “I won’t, I promise uncle Arthur.”
    The same kid who wouldn’t hurt a fly.

    • @ripvanwinkle9935
      @ripvanwinkle9935 2 года назад +15

      He didn't turn into Arthur, Arthur respected women

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 2 года назад +2

      They weren’t exactly good role models

    • @Papistrelli
      @Papistrelli День назад

      ​@@ripvanwinkle9935 "how much you cost?" "I didn't know I was talking to a lady" Lmao Arthur respected women about as much as the rest

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 2 года назад +732

    Sounds like Micah when he tries to hit on people

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +48

      Oof how horrifying.

    • @dustinalecxander8647
      @dustinalecxander8647 2 года назад +7

      Micah's bastard son

    • @OllieBlazin
      @OllieBlazin 2 года назад +23

      Oh my god that’s canon. He actually kinda looks like a brunette version of Micah

    • @ZechsMerquise73
      @ZechsMerquise73 2 года назад

      @@dustinalecxander8647 too soon

    • @VirtualSuicide
      @VirtualSuicide 2 года назад +7

      @@OllieBlazin omg john is his father stop with this other people being it.

  • @vl4913
    @vl4913 2 года назад +364

    Why tf is he so GODDAMN thirsty? He need something! anything!

    • @DavidLopez-tj7jl
      @DavidLopez-tj7jl 2 года назад +43

      He misses Ruffus. That good ol' boy knew how to make Jack happy *wink face

    • @trollege9618
      @trollege9618 2 года назад +132

      @@DavidLopez-tj7jl bro

    • @prska
      @prska 2 года назад +69

      @@DavidLopez-tj7jl hol up

    • @bigcj3676
      @bigcj3676 2 года назад +44

      @@DavidLopez-tj7jl what the fuck is wrong with you

    • @Carguy2000-f8p
      @Carguy2000-f8p 2 года назад +52

      @@DavidLopez-tj7jl *music stops*

  • @justhuman7828
    @justhuman7828 Год назад +24

    "Hey momma, I made you a neclace!"
    15 Years later:

  • @jakobl7469
    @jakobl7469 2 года назад +1594

    Arthur, John and Abigail are looking down in disappointment.
    Good thing I don’t play low honour.

    • @dswagjr8802
      @dswagjr8802 2 года назад +61

      And hosea

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +76

      Yep low honor Jack is the bad end for them pretty much.

    • @XxInfinityxXTimer
      @XxInfinityxXTimer 2 года назад +37

      And stares at Micah wanting to beat the shit out of him for bad influence while Micah laughs saying that boy is growing up fine

    • @austinpruitt6490
      @austinpruitt6490 2 года назад +30

      I imagine uncle is cheering him on! 🤣😂

    • @WretchedRedoran
      @WretchedRedoran 2 года назад +28

      Meanwhile Uncle is wheezing his ass off

  • @PANTA-Music
    @PANTA-Music 2 года назад +970

    Now I understand why Jack preferred to read when he was young. He read books like: '100 pickup lines, you shouldnt use', 'Feminism and what can be done about it', 'The adventures of Jack the Ripper', 'How to grow your manhood by 3 inches', lol

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 2 года назад

      @@futurei0oo Yeah, to INCEL’s it is.

    • @thebrownbanana7863
      @thebrownbanana7863 2 года назад

      @@futurei0oo dose anybody care?

    • @foaarmedforces4175
      @foaarmedforces4175 2 года назад +27

      @@thebrownbanana7863 I care

    • @thebrownbanana7863
      @thebrownbanana7863 2 года назад

      @@foaarmedforces4175 sure bud. Btw explain how panta is based here.

    • @thebrownbanana7863
      @thebrownbanana7863 2 года назад

      @@foaarmedforces4175 because I don't think he is based

  • @rubenfajardo7064
    @rubenfajardo7064 Год назад +75

    As unfortunate and disturbing as it is, this really does feel like the more realistic outcome for Jack. I actually play Jack as a bloodthirsty little demon who kills Ross' family on the way to him. It's sad but thematically sounds that after everything John and Abigail did, they couldn't stop Jack from turning into this

  • @thedailybullshit4033
    @thedailybullshit4033 2 года назад +312

    John & Abigail crawl out of their graves just to smack the shit out of Jack for this

  • @Broken_Savior
    @Broken_Savior 2 года назад +222

    These creeper lines are doing terrible things to my hormones. Love or hate Jack, these are absolutely hilarious. Whether or not for better or for worse is up to you.

  • @PedroArnaiz
    @PedroArnaiz 6 месяцев назад +14

    low honor Arthur : cold
    low honor John : ruthless
    low honor Jack : creep & sad mf

  • @ImaTooliscool
    @ImaTooliscool 2 года назад +60

    Imagine what the CEO of Rockstar would’ve thought when he walks into the studio and here’s these lines

  • @Xx_DVLDG_xX
    @Xx_DVLDG_xX 2 года назад +186

    Either Jack got this from Micah or Uncle just gave Jack his own tips when he was younger.

  • @ungabunga7879
    @ungabunga7879 Год назад +4

    in the "are you aroused as i am" line i swear you can hear the voice actor nearly break at the end lol

  • @mquezda6256
    @mquezda6256 2 года назад +143

    Jack is down horrendous

  • @ccseries
    @ccseries 2 года назад +23

    "I'm having wicked thoughts about you, lady."
    "Keep it that way."

  • @mandosoto13
    @mandosoto13 7 месяцев назад +16

    “I like an older wo-“
    “*NO*”

  • @hbfb1123
    @hbfb1123 2 года назад +40

    0:30 that one caught me off guard and got a chuckle out of me lmao

  • @ZombieGangster
    @ZombieGangster 2 года назад +523

    The saddest part about all of this is that this is probably what he actually turns out to be in the canon. He grew up around outlaws and prostitutes and watched as everyone he knew and loved got hunted down and killed by lawmen and the army. Going through all of that must’ve broken him. He also feels suicidal by the end of the game too….such a dark and sad story.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +84

      He becomes like this only if you let him. But yeah he is more or less what you describe due to the life he had.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +57

      Maybe so, but the only person he kills is the person that wronged him directly. You can make Jack kill Ross' wife and brother, but that's entirely optional and unnecessary. So I don't think he's a psychopath just based on that.

    • @Idk-cy2sb
      @Idk-cy2sb 2 года назад +171

      He's depressed either way but his honor changes how he reflects it.
      Low honor jack is sadistic and perverted a lot of his dialogue is him taking his anger out on people and animals.
      High honor jack keeps his calm but frequently shows hes depressed and suicidal even in just normal dialogue

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 2 года назад +22

      I think it just depends more on how the player plays him, but then again I think the characters of the likes of John, Arthur and Jack probably just stayed somewhere in between the neutral spectrum

    • @jjm004
      @jjm004 2 года назад +68

      @@anotherrandomguy8871 I cant imagine Jack going on to live a normal life after all that trauma he went through. He’s not even 20 yet and he Iost everyone in his family.

  • @BigLightsaber
    @BigLightsaber 2 года назад +14

    Turns out that jack was reading about how to pull all those years 😂

  • @TroutBoneless
    @TroutBoneless 2 года назад +82

    this is what Arthur sacrificed everything for

  • @GreatOldOne9866
    @GreatOldOne9866 2 года назад +48

    I love how she was so creeped out she literally glitched out of the chair 😂😂😂

  • @Ozone946
    @Ozone946 Год назад +10

    That boy grew up in the worst environments for a child, his father abandoned him multiple times and was then killed by the government, he didn’t have any friends growing up apart from other adults who took care of him. Low honor Jack is sad but realistic

    • @sovjejkies
      @sovjejkies 7 месяцев назад +1

      In MY canon Jack grows up to be the most horrendous outlaw. Like there’s no reason for John or Arthur (at the point of the game we all know) to do horrible things but Jack has nothing to live for and grew up in a shitty environment. I can’t believe people think he might become a writer.

  • @crassiewassie8354
    @crassiewassie8354 2 года назад +20

    The things a lack of a father does to someone

  • @snnoop
    @snnoop 2 года назад +98

    all the books he's been reading must have been fanfics

  • @Flimbergumb
    @Flimbergumb 5 месяцев назад +2

    “I’d do anything to be that petticoat” is a diabolical line

  • @54lolman
    @54lolman 2 года назад +144

    Jesus, although I'm only in Chapter 3 of RDR2. Just from the camp conversations alone, Low Honor Jack seems to have a lot more in common with Micah than John.

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 2 года назад +18

      I mean low honor John isn’t much better lol

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 2 года назад +11

      Fatherless behavior, but he legit doesn’t have a father anymore, or mother I guess.
      Something tells me that I didn’t use this joke correctly

    • @Basan614
      @Basan614 Год назад +1

      @@plugshirt1762 Arthur: no one beats me in low honor…….

  • @samadams1988
    @samadams1988 2 года назад +90

    All of this because Arthur antagonized him fifteen years ago

  • @ghostiebaka2809
    @ghostiebaka2809 2 года назад +48

    0:09 I thought she literally disappeared just to get away from creepy Jack

  • @bernardopena1601
    @bernardopena1601 2 года назад +65

    Uncle Arthur sacrificed his life so that Jack could have a future...this is kinda sad.

    • @melodicsatisfactionproductions
      @melodicsatisfactionproductions  2 года назад +32

      John did more directly, why ignore him?

    • @melodicsatisfactionproductions
      @melodicsatisfactionproductions  2 года назад +26

      @@No1name234no eh, to some extent I could understand. This though is just really insulting to John.
      Man literally died so his son and wife could have normal lives, and so many now say "nah that doesn't matter"

    • @MasterRaniel
      @MasterRaniel 2 года назад +7

      @@melodicsatisfactionproductions I think its the fact that Arthur is an amazingly well done character, and they for some reason decided to do John dirty in rdr2, through 90 percent of the game. As well as there being a sizable amount of people who've only played 2. Like man, John didn't have to be as goated as in rdr1 but he didn't have to be a complete buffoon either.

    • @Alzoura
      @Alzoura 2 года назад +5

      @@MasterRaniel i loved rdr2 john, but i also never played rdr1. If rockstar released it for PC i think the respect for John would skyrocket

    • @alboorts
      @alboorts 2 года назад

      @@Alzoura it already been released for pc 💀

  • @richardvalencia3705
    @richardvalencia3705 2 года назад +55

    "I'll do anything to be that petty coat right now" 😆

  • @ricosalvaje5802
    @ricosalvaje5802 Год назад +5

    Jack was around Uncle alot as a boy, so that would explain these pickup lines.

  • @Brotherhood_Paladin
    @Brotherhood_Paladin 2 года назад +84

    “Your doing terrible things to my hormones miss” 💀

  • @Deniz55995
    @Deniz55995 2 года назад +87

    It's all because of those god damn books
    Moms in 1800s

  • @HonneTheFinnicHeathen
    @HonneTheFinnicHeathen 9 месяцев назад +3

    God he's like a irl streamer

  • @user-bv5kx3jb5n
    @user-bv5kx3jb5n 2 года назад +19

    Ain't this the same boy that got upset with his momma bc she said "damn"??

  • @CrimsonRoseMoonlight
    @CrimsonRoseMoonlight 2 года назад +90

    Arthur, Hosea, John, Abigail... hell even Uncle wouldn't have wanted Jack to turn into this.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +12

      Micah would be the only one who'd approve. And I don't need to tell you how screwed up that is.

    • @Desot00
      @Desot00 2 года назад +2

      i bet uncle told him these "pickup" lines

    • @lightning77natsaydokidokis68
      @lightning77natsaydokidokis68 2 года назад

      #ThisIsSoAwesomeAndCoolILoveILoveThemEvenMoreLikeUncleArthurAndThemForDoingThisAndTeachingJackIncredibleThingsRightEverybodyIKnowMeTooOf courseCertainlyThatIsAwesomeAndCoolIKnowWeAllAgreeOnTheSamething of course we do because your choices don’t matter even if you say no I won’t take that as a no and forget about the whole choices thing and yeah but I ammmmm
      All that matters is that we all agree that they turn Jack awesome and cool let making him have perverted thoughts and then pick up lines year #Yeah baby that’s what I’ve been waiting for

    • @rdr2v1nce7
      @rdr2v1nce7 Год назад +2

      Uncle tought him the last pickup line

  • @nihaalsandim9986
    @nihaalsandim9986 Год назад +8

    Uncle had a huge influence on jack it seems

  • @dinnosailo4840
    @dinnosailo4840 2 года назад +15

    Understandable for a guy who yells and shouts at his horse everytime he whips it...

  • @powdermonkey9300
    @powdermonkey9300 2 года назад +211

    It surprised me to find low honor John is kind of a creep too

    • @JM-dy4ty
      @JM-dy4ty 2 года назад +101

      Low honor John isn’t a creep he’s a menace

    • @Pedro_Le_Chef
      @Pedro_Le_Chef 2 года назад +127

      "Mmm yeah i'm gonna remember you for later"
      "Come on, give me a smile. I don't bite. Although, you might like it if I did"
      "I'm having some veeery inappropriate thoughts miss"

    • @TenWolf-wb7pc
      @TenWolf-wb7pc 2 года назад +132

      "Miss, that bosom is proof there is a god" - John Marston, 1911

    • @jakestan1185
      @jakestan1185 2 года назад

      @@JM-dy4ty what does John say

    • @la912
      @la912 2 года назад +7

      @@jakestan1185 All of the above are John lines I think

  • @gamer-san8923
    @gamer-san8923 Год назад +8

    To think that John and Arthur died for this 😂

  • @crazy-_-Beard
    @crazy-_-Beard 2 года назад +243

    Jacks voice is creepy already ….

  • @planderlinde1969
    @planderlinde1969 2 года назад +136

    Wouldn't it be ironic if Jack in the 1920s and 30s become a mob boss running alcohol between the states and gets married to a young flapper.

    • @ronaldd8741
      @ronaldd8741 2 года назад +10

      I’d rather see that over the old gang

    • @imamfn
      @imamfn 2 года назад +29

      He eventually became a book writer though (GTA V Easter Egg)

    • @planderlinde1969
      @planderlinde1969 2 года назад +8

      @@ronaldd8741 If there was to be another Red Dead game I would prefer it be a Red Dead Revolver game that takes place in the height of the Wild West Era. If it is a Red Dead Redemption game like rdr3 I would prefer it takes place before the Blackwater job leading up to the beginning of Red Dead 2 or a spin off game that focused on what John was up to during the year he left the gang. A jack storyline would be cool but in a way it would turn into a Grand Theft Auto game as cars in the 20s and 30s were more and more common.

    • @planderlinde1969
      @planderlinde1969 2 года назад +11

      @@imamfn He does but we really don't know what he did after the events of rdr1 nor do we read Jack's book. In fact if you ask me Jack's book "Red Dead" could have been written in his later years and is composed of all three journals Arthur's, John's, and his own telling the epic story of an outlaw and gunslinger who sought redemption.

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 2 года назад +1

      @@planderlinde1969 We can see books written by him in GTA V

  • @Ysumbruh0
    @Ysumbruh0 Месяц назад +3

    Jack “terrible hormones” Marston

  • @pinoyjona
    @pinoyjona 2 года назад +8

    God, it’s like reading online comments of some creep hitting on some girl’s selfie, but in a sophisticated way.

  • @MominEnjoyer
    @MominEnjoyer 2 года назад +41

    Arthur: "I should've shot the boy when we were fishing"
    John: "Yes, yes you should"

  • @TheSeptacle
    @TheSeptacle Год назад +4

    Jack: “I just wanted to be like you!”
    John: *AND I WANTED YOU TO BE BETTER*

  • @TurtleMan99
    @TurtleMan99 2 года назад +89

    This is just another thing that Proves Dutch is indeed his real father... all these lines give off some major Dutch energy

    • @melodicsatisfactionproductions
      @melodicsatisfactionproductions  2 года назад +49

      "the image, of that bosom, has gotten me, through many a dark day."
      I heard Dutch say that in isolation, but never found the source.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 2 года назад +19

      Idk if this makes him Dutch's kid, but a lot of who Low Honor Jack is as a person sort of resembles Dutch. And that's terrifying.

    • @LouSasshole-f9g
      @LouSasshole-f9g 2 года назад +2

      @@melodicsatisfactionproductions Do you know of a video on RUclips that shows him saying that ?

    • @rdodamiangrin
      @rdodamiangrin 2 года назад +1

      He is after all his mother's son

    • @tla717
      @tla717 2 года назад +5

      Someone better tell the RDR1 writers then since they made it a point to mention how much Jack looks like John at least a half dozen times in the epilogue.