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  • @bayleesilverwolf3756
    @bayleesilverwolf3756 8 лет назад +3811

    I absolutely hate it when people say
    -so like twilight
    -like the hunger games?
    -stop reading so much
    -what's the point of reading when you can see the movie
    -it's just a book
    -reading sucks
    -what's the point of buying a book when you can just go to the library

    • @WafflessGaming
      @WafflessGaming 7 лет назад +170

      me: reading any ya book in public
      person: oh what're you reading?
      me: oh it's this ya book by--
      person: sO iTs LiKe tHe hUnGeR gAmEs??

    • @meili4777
      @meili4777 7 лет назад +72

      Linksthebest
      Same, but then I contradict myself by saying things like, "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MOM! I NEEEEEEED IT."

    • @koobikei
      @koobikei 6 лет назад +65

      -do u get tired of reading??

    • @piperxox739
      @piperxox739 6 лет назад +5

      Baylee Silverwolf same

    • @firebow2810
      @firebow2810 6 лет назад +91

      "What's the point of reading books when you can just see the movie!"
      "What's the pointing of breathing oxygen if you're just going to die anyway?"

  • @emmmabooks
    @emmmabooks 8 лет назад +2580

    "so like twilight"
    THE AMOUNT OF TIMES SOMEONE HAS SAID THIS TO ME WHILE TALKING ABOUT A BOOK OMFG

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 лет назад +95

      +emmmabooks and ALWAYS with the books where they are nothing like Twilight!

    • @hamdaarif9947
      @hamdaarif9947 8 лет назад +4

      i swear!!

    • @spaminator8965
      @spaminator8965 8 лет назад +24

      If you're talking about a love story everyone just says-so like Twilight?-

    • @thebookphantom398
      @thebookphantom398 8 лет назад

      What do u mean ?

    • @phantom3252
      @phantom3252 7 лет назад +1

      emmmabooks dear god yaaaaaaaas

  • @evergreen8949
    @evergreen8949 5 лет назад +1610

    “Throw one out.”
    THROWING AWAY A BOOK IS LIKE THROWING AWAY YOUR KID-

    • @msmjsbeaulieu208
      @msmjsbeaulieu208 4 года назад +19

      Exactly!

    • @juliagranger9651
      @juliagranger9651 4 года назад +19

      Milleycorey AJ except it’s a bad book 😂

    • @froggy188
      @froggy188 4 года назад +4

      Ikr. Like-

    • @procopias7571
      @procopias7571 4 года назад +3

      lol my life got so much easier when I learned to detatch from some of my books and give them away, or sell them to a tallow. Books that aren't necessarily bad but I kind of don't care if I have them or not and know for certain I won't read them ever again.

    • @smolopossummaxwell9624
      @smolopossummaxwell9624 4 года назад +7

      I Would rather throw away my little cousins than throw away a book

  • @cloudy9779
    @cloudy9779 4 года назад +543

    Book: “Annabeth's blond hair and stormy gray eyes... ”
    *Movie: I like brown better*

    • @birgio1363
      @birgio1363 4 года назад +15

      I wonder who will miss the reference

    • @carolineteague1927
      @carolineteague1927 4 года назад +16

      y does Annabeth look like the female version of Percy???

    • @emilyterrell9493
      @emilyterrell9493 4 года назад +8

      The bad thing is that Percy and Annabeth are technically cousins and they kiss 😖

    • @cloudy9779
      @cloudy9779 4 года назад +18

      @@emilyterrell9493 As long as they don't come from the same god, they can date. Cause the gods don't have Dna which is how the demigod children can date.

    • @emilyterrell9493
      @emilyterrell9493 4 года назад +3

      [ C l o u d y ] Trueeee I didn’t think about that 😂 it just still makes me feel weird lol

  • @martaramirez8669
    @martaramirez8669 5 лет назад +377

    I hate when people say:
    " That book looks soooo boring!!!"
    And they havent even open it🤦‍♀️

    • @choocli
      @choocli 5 лет назад +6

      IKR THESE PPL ARE DUMB ASF

    • @67otters
      @67otters 4 года назад +15

      Then the conversation goes like this. Reader: No it's not boring! Them: What's it about? *Explanation* Them: Meh. Still sounds boring.

    • @annvik3772
      @annvik3772 4 года назад +4

      O M G

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 4 года назад +1

      My friend to Percy Jackson. It annoys the hades out of me. She refuses to read it, or even give it a chance, and I’m like “BUT YOU HAVEN’T EVEN READ THE BLURB!!”

  • @helenaalexandria4912
    @helenaalexandria4912 7 лет назад +2879

    My ex hates reading.
    Key word: ex.

  • @bridgidthepirateelf4135
    @bridgidthepirateelf4135 8 лет назад +1537

    Parents: why do you stay up so late?
    Me: you put books in my room and gave me a book light.

    • @pemmialcantara8040
      @pemmialcantara8040 7 лет назад +15

      ahahahah, so true

    • @karas4009
      @karas4009 7 лет назад +25

      Bridgid Frost haha. my grandma gets annoyed when i dont turn the fairy lights in my side of the room. because im reading. we sleep in the same room. hahah. and when i go downstairs there is my brother, playing his PS4. so i cant read there. hahah. my house is small so i dont have alot of choices to read. unless outside. i sometimes read outside. lol

    • @karas4009
      @karas4009 7 лет назад +1

      /\EchoSong/\ lol. also cant. 😂😂

    • @timothythehuman3977
      @timothythehuman3977 7 лет назад +1

      Damn right you are.

    • @eijirokirishima3765
      @eijirokirishima3765 5 лет назад +1

      EXACTLY

  • @iikittydr8503
    @iikittydr8503 5 лет назад +1183

    How my dad annoys me:
    Tells me that my reading habit is really good, but I should read nonfiction instead of fiction

    • @willowofhoax
      @willowofhoax 5 лет назад +60

      KittyD Roblox THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE... I HATE IT WHEN MY PARENTS DO THAT

    • @grayracha_beats2512
      @grayracha_beats2512 4 года назад +30

      I thought this was only my parents yay 😀 I’m not alone but I’m still annoyed that my parents do that

    • @shadowheart2267
      @shadowheart2267 4 года назад +9

      YEEEEEESSSS

    • @bethxnytxmlin
      @bethxnytxmlin 4 года назад +16

      My dad literally said that to me yesterday!

    • @msmjsbeaulieu208
      @msmjsbeaulieu208 4 года назад +5

      I'm so sorry

  • @reddoesstuff6220
    @reddoesstuff6220 5 лет назад +1104

    Me: *talks about how horrible the Percy Jackson movies are*
    My dad: it’s seriously just a book. You need to stop getting so worked up over this
    This is why I don’t talk to people about books.

    • @Em-rg2wg
      @Em-rg2wg 5 лет назад +51

      THE MOVIES ARE SO BAD THOUGH! THE BOOKS ARE UNIVERSES BETTER!

    • @nithila9243
      @nithila9243 5 лет назад +23

      THANK YOU ANOTHER PERCY JACKSON FAN

    • @evergreen8949
      @evergreen8949 5 лет назад +24

      Yes! Ok, I’m on the first book. Almost halfway through. My friend made me watch the trailer for the first darn movie so she could torture me. Keep in mind, I’m not finished the book. As soon as I watched that diddly darn trailer, I could tell they got *everything* wrong. And when I say that I was angry-

    • @Anna-ol5ji
      @Anna-ol5ji 5 лет назад +13

      Guys you should hear musicial. It's PERFECT! Musicial even has references to other books! Dam I love it so much!

    • @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl
      @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl 5 лет назад +13

      YES SO TRUE! And none of my friends don't like percy jackson so I can't talk to them about it so my parents have to listen to my rants about the movies

  • @jessethereader
    @jessethereader 8 лет назад +1591

    ZOE THIS WAS SO GREAT APPLAUSE ALL THE APPLAUSE

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 лет назад +52

      +jessethereader THANK YOU JESSE! :D

    • @firebow2810
      @firebow2810 7 лет назад +11

      Omg, Jesse, you are my fav! You recommend the perfect books!

    • @shatteredgreenbean2004
      @shatteredgreenbean2004 7 лет назад +5

      jessethereader hey I know you won't read this but
      I love your channel although most kids my age would say "nerd"or Evan "miss or mister dumb nerd" I still read they still get to me but I still read and I don't ever want to give that up they say what they want but one day they will learn about how we are all different and how we love books or games sports or cooking we still do what we want so I will say this now you are one of my favorite RUclipsrs so here are a few books that you may like
      1:number the stars
      2:glory be
      3:me and the pumpkin queen
      4:Real friends
      Though real friends is a comic still really encouraging
      And finally 5:me and the devil
      Hope you like what I selected and hope you don't find me a creep or Evan ugly but I hope you read this and read some of my favorite books for you to read
      Sincerely
      The book phantom

    • @catabchi6930
      @catabchi6930 7 лет назад +6

      Wow. My 2 fav readers.

    • @eliastta437
      @eliastta437 7 лет назад +5

      jessethereader OMG I found ur channel two days before I saw this video

  • @potatolover228
    @potatolover228 7 лет назад +1000

    The real question is: How did bret get the trumpet?

    • @tahaali3424
      @tahaali3424 5 лет назад +10

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @lllDeaththeKidlll
      @lllDeaththeKidlll 5 лет назад +12

      Maybe from Brittany?
      -The world may never know-

    • @anna.claire5755
      @anna.claire5755 5 лет назад +8

      That’s all I was thinking about the whole rest of the video

    • @gracie8332
      @gracie8332 5 лет назад +4

      Kirishima The Cinnamon Roll
      Probally not
      Jaxon he's been missing his trumpet he always thought it was Beth

    • @mariannamacisaac2438
      @mariannamacisaac2438 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

  • @evelinaanmar2571
    @evelinaanmar2571 4 года назад +1373

    *Others* : “Why read the book when you can watch the movie?”
    *Me* : “Why breathe when you’re going to die anyway?”

    • @TheJimJaspers
      @TheJimJaspers 4 года назад +16

      I would definitely say that to someone

    • @clouddrxpzii375
      @clouddrxpzii375 4 года назад +21

      BECAUSE THE BOOKS ALWAYS THE ORIGINAL.

    • @baconhair4042
      @baconhair4042 4 года назад +6

      i guess i’m just like the others.

    • @dishabalaji3088
      @dishabalaji3088 4 года назад +8

      How to make me cry in 3 words: Percy Jackson Movies

    • @venlajunnikkala2938
      @venlajunnikkala2938 4 года назад +2

      @@dishabalaji3088 did you mean Perry Johnson?

  • @breeahnalovebooks3312
    @breeahnalovebooks3312 5 лет назад +191

    Why did I feel so proud when I recognised the books she was reading.

    • @alecbrown7413
      @alecbrown7413 4 года назад +1

      same tho

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 4 года назад

      Breeahna Lovebooks
      So did I! And I have no idea why I felt that!

    • @baconhair4042
      @baconhair4042 4 года назад +1

      lmao i never saw these books ever in my life

    • @ethanwashbourne1608
      @ethanwashbourne1608 4 года назад

      lol same

    • @yeetplayzroblox211
      @yeetplayzroblox211 3 года назад

      Same the first time I watched this I understood nothing now I understand most of it so I’m proud

  • @julietgore5940
    @julietgore5940 5 лет назад +856

    Person- What's that book about?
    Me- *brain has exited the chat*

    • @whaat279
      @whaat279 4 года назад +11

      Juliet Gore at that point I just shrug and keep reading

    • @negativenuss
      @negativenuss 4 года назад +17

      Same. I CANNOT describe the book, it's so annoying 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @danidopolous
      @danidopolous 4 года назад +6

      I just hold up the back of the book and keep on reading does the job 😂

    • @weirdbookworm9383
      @weirdbookworm9383 3 года назад

      @@negativenuss oooh yeah. When I describe any book I read it sounds so cringy

    • @mysterytime5200
      @mysterytime5200 3 года назад

      Yeah my mum often asks me to tell her what I'm reading and I end up just talking gibberish

  • @rebeccatandy9786
    @rebeccatandy9786 7 лет назад +770

    Non readers don't understand the emotional pain of reading and getting attached T-T

    • @courtnrysalamone7677
      @courtnrysalamone7677 5 лет назад +1

      Was gonna like but it already has 69 so...

    • @anna.claire5755
      @anna.claire5755 5 лет назад +9

      And then when one of you’re favorite character dies ;...(((

    • @evergreen8949
      @evergreen8949 5 лет назад +4

      *cough cough* Dobby *cough cough*

    • @emilydubs147
      @emilydubs147 5 лет назад +1

      iTs juSt A bOok, a fiCtIoNaL cHaRacTeR. jEez sTop SoBbiNg yOuR eYes oUt! = 🤡🤡

    • @ridealongwithnicolle1581
      @ridealongwithnicolle1581 5 лет назад +2

      @@emilydubs147 I HATE THOSE WORDS! I be like:🔫💣🔪💉💊🔌 choose you're choice of punishment!

  • @lllDeaththeKidlll
    @lllDeaththeKidlll 5 лет назад +334

    I was reading the maze runner a long time ago and my friend said "Oh, isn't that like hunger games?"
    "No."
    "Oh, but isn't it the same author?"
    *"N.O."*

  • @fangirlfiles3
    @fangirlfiles3 8 лет назад +179

    I literally gasped when she said why don't you just throw the books out.

  • @jennamercer8056
    @jennamercer8056 5 лет назад +428

    When your rereading Harry Potter for the 394th time and some say “oh is that Harry Potter in grade 6 I watch 20 minutes of it so yeah I know what it’s about”

    • @nithila9243
      @nithila9243 5 лет назад +13

      Omg I hate when that happenes

    • @madysend.82
      @madysend.82 5 лет назад +20

      They think they know everything so basically when someone does that to me and says they know what its about I give them trivia on the book or movie

    • @thelilfox7604
      @thelilfox7604 5 лет назад +4

      I actually havent seen or read harry potter. I want to finish the Twilight series and then read the harry potter books

    • @jennamercer8056
      @jennamercer8056 5 лет назад +10

      TheLittleEmoGirl the Harry Potter it’s so freaking good

    • @madysend.82
      @madysend.82 5 лет назад +8

      @@thelilfox7604 that is a sin to read twilight before Harry Potter.

  • @elle-anakin
    @elle-anakin 5 лет назад +266

    Life is easy for me.
    I see a Rick Riordan book, I click.

  • @gayandafraid_
    @gayandafraid_ 8 лет назад +970

    Nothing annoys me more than someone casually talking to me while I'm clearly trying to read. That's like me standing in front of the TV while they're trying to watch one of their favorite shows.

  • @megangilmore9355
    @megangilmore9355 8 лет назад +304

    There was one time where I cried so hard about a book that I got sick

    • @harmonizing8627
      @harmonizing8627 5 лет назад +4

      Me when I read mocking jay!

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t think that’s possible. Most colds, bugs and flus, are from air carried viruses, bacteria etc. Not from being cold or crying. Sorry to be that one annoying person buttt😂

    • @forestmint213
      @forestmint213 5 лет назад +6

      ​@@FirstnameLastname-es1ko I think she means she threw up lol, crying really hard can actually make you sick in that way

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 5 лет назад +1

      Lucky Cat fair point, sometimes on my period I get like that, you know, crying until you want to vomit haha

    • @psycho5815
      @psycho5815 5 лет назад +7

      What book?

  • @Mellowg1rl
    @Mellowg1rl 8 лет назад +672

    One time this random girl game up to me and said,
    "Hey, what are you reading?:
    *Holds up book so she can see the cover*
    "What's your favorite part?"
    "Uhhh I dunno I didn't finish it."
    Like would she even understand if I told her a random part?

    • @Senacesn
      @Senacesn 6 лет назад +39

      TalesofTetra You're all trying to be over dramatic about stupid things. It's obvious that she was starting a conversation couldn't you answer at least with something?

    • @NA-uz7qv
      @NA-uz7qv 6 лет назад +29

      sena x
      If you were engrossed in something then a complete stranger comes up and tries to start a pointless conversation while it's clear you're busy, would you be completely cheerful just cause they were trying to be nice?

    • @sai-bi2rh
      @sai-bi2rh 5 лет назад +18

      @@NA-uz7qv I think, no matter how much you love books, it is still necessary to maintain courtesy at all times. So, at best, it is alright to say that you're busy politely and get back to books than just condemning or shooing them away.

    • @peytonwade8925
      @peytonwade8925 5 лет назад +7

      I'm a reader and I've never done this. You sound anti social she was just trying to be nice.

    • @iloylunabellaterrispiky5735
      @iloylunabellaterrispiky5735 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe she read it before like

  • @akshatasheth651
    @akshatasheth651 7 лет назад +101

    "You better stay up there, rain"😂😂💕

  • @allienartist2068
    @allienartist2068 5 лет назад +554

    Normal mom's: Get a book or something! You are hanging out too much with your friends.
    The kids: Reading is boring!
    My mom: Stop reading just for one second!! Hang out with your friends or something! You need some social interaction!!
    Me: Friends? Social interaction? What's that for?

    • @angelbarajas9180
      @angelbarajas9180 5 лет назад +8

      😂 true

    • @mollykt21
      @mollykt21 4 года назад +20

      social interaction? what’s that? who’s he?

    • @Emma-eg7gy
      @Emma-eg7gy 4 года назад +9

      My mom once got really mad at me because I was reading and needed to interact with other human beings or something

    • @Fictionalperson-e1l
      @Fictionalperson-e1l 4 года назад +3

      same!

    • @lea3598
      @lea3598 4 года назад +3

      r/notliketheothergirls...

  • @garrettdelhommer6061
    @garrettdelhommer6061 5 лет назад +39

    The most heartbreaking thing I experience when reading paperbacks is when the spines break! 😔😭😫

  • @bree3534
    @bree3534 5 лет назад +118

    Whenever I read at school everyone comes to me just to talk
    Me:😐😡

    • @adelaheath4221
      @adelaheath4221 4 года назад

      It's like when you're not reading, everyone ignores you, then you start and suddenly you're the most popular person ever

    • @natalyaporter5730
      @natalyaporter5730 4 года назад

      I used to read in school BECAUSE I didn’t have anyone to talk to.

  • @RhiannaVarney
    @RhiannaVarney 8 лет назад +25

    "It's just a book."
    That is like a knife to the heart to a reader haha.
    Loved this video, it was so funny! Your acting is on point

  • @newchanneljustthatericidv129
    @newchanneljustthatericidv129 5 лет назад +124

    i always get told ''why are you reading in claSsS?!''
    like WHY DO YAH WANT TO KNOW

    • @Stiixell
      @Stiixell 5 лет назад +2

      The sttrugles xd

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 4 года назад +5

      I had a friend who would just read her book whist the teacher was teaching in Primary School. Pretty sure that teacher was half blind, she only noticed once and after my friend just went back to reading. I did it only sometimes, because I was afraid of getting caught.

    • @adelaheath4221
      @adelaheath4221 4 года назад +1

      If the teacher says "Why are you reading while I'm teaching?" say "Why are you teaching while I'm reading?" THE TABLES HAVE TURNEDDD

  • @yfkejongsma2082
    @yfkejongsma2082 5 лет назад +63

    Every time is see your bookshelf it makes me happy because Harry Potter are on it.

    • @beansontoast9924
      @beansontoast9924 4 года назад +1

      Every time is see 3:36 it makes me happy as I see wonder. Such a great book so I definitely recommend

  • @mugglepuff
    @mugglepuff 5 лет назад +22

    "I was gonna buy more but the books were hurting my arms" this cut me deeper that the book edges cut my arms when I carry them at the bookstore.

  • @floraguildford1268
    @floraguildford1268 7 лет назад +254

    'WE WILL CONVERT YOU'
    Um well then.. that ending took an interesting turn hehe

    • @steveprice5607
      @steveprice5607 5 лет назад

      Please get off my web site

    • @PinkPlague666
      @PinkPlague666 5 лет назад +1

      @@steveprice5607 my web site?
      Ummm what?

    • @celine_cielo
      @celine_cielo 5 лет назад +1

      It's not like she's lying! 😅 true true true

  • @kyleer6191
    @kyleer6191 5 лет назад +62

    This is my worst one “get your nose out of that book!” That annoys me so bad 😂

  • @kingdomcomeundone
    @kingdomcomeundone 5 лет назад +40

    "just walking in general is a challenge in and of itself"
    me having a flashback to the time when i accidentally walked up to the sixth floor instead of the fifth where my classroom was and almost walking into a class of ninth grade students busy with their class: *YEP IT SURE IS*

  • @koshetchka
    @koshetchka 5 лет назад +28

    "Why are you screaming, crying, and throwing tantrums? It's just a book."
    "Yeah, and hell is just a sauna."

  • @lucy3837
    @lucy3837 4 года назад +79

    I hate that moment:
    Someone: What are your Hobbys?
    Me: Reading
    Someone: Haha that's so uncreative everyone say that when they don't have hobbys...
    Me: 😑

    • @adeladybughowell1703
      @adeladybughowell1703 4 года назад

      Ive never heard anyone say that

    • @lucy3837
      @lucy3837 4 года назад

      Adeladybug Howell well they don't say it like that but i've heard that a lot...

    • @adeladybughowell1703
      @adeladybughowell1703 4 года назад

      louxellex well geez thats not nice

    • @nerdgeekcosplay909
      @nerdgeekcosplay909 2 года назад

      Me: I write angst for fun !
      People: * reads my pieces * WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
      Me: * spaces out and goes into my fictional world * Zanderland here I come :3

  • @shervinsaharkhiz2938
    @shervinsaharkhiz2938 7 лет назад +741

    mom: why are crying
    me: (crying so bad)
    mom: what is wrong
    me: Dumbledore died

    • @parentaladvisory4176
      @parentaladvisory4176 6 лет назад +11

      POTTERHEAD I couldn’t care less about that overrated series of books.

    • @onlyasleep2721
      @onlyasleep2721 6 лет назад +17

      +Dank memes Broken dreams I could care less about them too, because I care about them so much my care levels are pretty high so I have some care to lose. *series. Unless you mean....sirius??

    • @piperxox739
      @piperxox739 6 лет назад +29

      I cried about Sirius and Cedrics death

    • @oliviagilbert1559
      @oliviagilbert1559 5 лет назад +10

      OMG literally me when I read that part

    • @mallikasuresh5218
      @mallikasuresh5218 5 лет назад +8

      I was going to comment that. And i still sob when i remember about it.

  • @clareandaudrey1451
    @clareandaudrey1451 8 лет назад +106

    "don't you dare finish that sentence " lol that scene was my favorite

  • @Hi-ou4qt
    @Hi-ou4qt 4 года назад +76

    “It’s just a book!”
    Me: chuckles in dedicated warriors fan who gets too attached to the cats

    • @alicesquinoa
      @alicesquinoa 4 года назад +1

      Oop me

    • @madi2004
      @madi2004 4 года назад

      Same

    • @ravenclawthestral3964
      @ravenclawthestral3964 4 года назад +3

      Stargaze TV You can't get too attached because they are all going to die in the next series or two.

    • @Hi-ou4qt
      @Hi-ou4qt 4 года назад +2

      Ravenclaw Thestral I try to acknowledge that but it’s too hard when the cats have good personalities

    • @alicesquinoa
      @alicesquinoa 4 года назад

      @@ravenclawthestral3964 l i t e r a l l y

  • @emmaparker
    @emmaparker 5 лет назад +30

    The marauders map shirt is amazing! And I *hate* when people ask me about books.

  • @hipeople9856
    @hipeople9856 5 лет назад +16

    1:58 when that's the book that you just started reading like 10 minutes ago and it's right next to you and you gasp and you say "oh my god" and then you type this comment and then you post it, and then no one reads it cause they don't want to, and then you're alone and then you are a failure and then you die
    _cries_

  • @michellelim7849
    @michellelim7849 8 лет назад +325

    "You better stay up there rain" omg wahahaha

  • @padfootandprongs07
    @padfootandprongs07 8 лет назад +295

    LOVED THIS. Also yesssss the ending! I dressed up as Napoleon Dynamite for Halloween once and instead of saying "trick or treat" I just said "can I have your tots?" AT EVERY HOUSE. YES IT WAS AWKWARD.

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 лет назад +14

      +padfootandprongs07 Thanks, Barbara! AND I CAN SEE IT NOW, awkward baby Barbara and her tots hahaha

    • @padfootandprongs07
      @padfootandprongs07 8 лет назад +6

      readbyzoe **it was so beautiful**

  • @AlylovesDP
    @AlylovesDP 8 лет назад +288

    my Dad said to get rid of books to me like 20 min ago i was all
    *staring * don't even say that.

  • @Ashley-rc9hi
    @Ashley-rc9hi 5 лет назад +95

    Me: *Looking in the Background* see’s PERCY JACKSON Books...
    Also me: *starts smiling* :) :) :)

    • @charlesbehensky1339
      @charlesbehensky1339 5 лет назад

      did no one else see Little Woman? It may just be me because I own three copies of it, but I am almost certain I saw the cover of Little Woman by Louisa May Alcott!

    • @duskii_rxse9746
      @duskii_rxse9746 5 лет назад

      Ashley 2003 I think it’s the Heroes of Olympus not Percy Jackson

    • @fiashlightyear9004
      @fiashlightyear9004 4 года назад

      Me too lol

  • @phoebem.2547
    @phoebem.2547 4 года назад +285

    Random person: “The movies were so much better than the books”
    Me: *triggered!!!!* “what did you just say?”🔪

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 4 года назад +11

      The movies are always way worse than the books. Like in Divergent Tris doesn’t even die in the movie, and Cara didn’t exist.

    • @jae7475
      @jae7475 4 года назад +2

      @@leavemebe7341 It's sad because Cara is one of the best characters!

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 4 года назад +1

      Hiccstrid_Marichat I used to love ASoUE! Some movies are really good, even if they remove a lot, but some movies based on books I just hate. A lot of people say The 100 series of episodes were better than the books, but I’ve never watched them. Also, your comment’s not that long, but it probably feels long since everyone keeps things brief online.

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 4 года назад +4

      Sydney Minotto
      *cough cough* Percy Jackson

    • @DC_-dh9wq
      @DC_-dh9wq 4 года назад +1

      Sydney Minotto the movies leave out all the details and sometimes put in different ones or switch them up which is SO ANNOYING

  • @scarredxangel
    @scarredxangel 8 лет назад +103

    My fiance is all of these. He tries to talk to me when I read all the time, he purposely tries to torment me if he has nothing to do. He likes to poke my face. Also, the "It's just a book." is the worst. Everytime I finish a book that I loved he say it to me. Like when I finished Illuminae, I couldn't function around books for a week because I didn't want to move on from the book and he just didn't get it.

  • @OfTheseDaydreams
    @OfTheseDaydreams 8 лет назад +80

    Another thing that drives me mad, "Well I saw the movie so I don't need to read the book." or "Ugh I hate reading." LIKE JUST OPEN SOME DAMN PAGES MAN. Especially since I proofread so many people's essays for university, you can tell within the first sentence who reads and who doesn't.

  • @rdc1893
    @rdc1893 8 лет назад +90

    When people see you reading and that you want to be bothered but still they're like WHAT ARE YOU READINGGG OMG I HATEEE READING.
    orrr when they took the book out of your handas and lose the page you were in. :(

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 6 лет назад +3

      Rita Ruiz woah! People do the latter?! That’s just plain rude! What if we started doing that to people with phones in their hands?!!

    • @Miyahonsatrn
      @Miyahonsatrn 6 лет назад +1

      exactly at my school there are so many peeps like this I hate reading omg ur a nerd its soooo boring

  • @kaitlingerber1261
    @kaitlingerber1261 5 лет назад +88

    What I get asked the most:
    Someone from my class: “Why do you read?”
    Me: “Why don’t you come back to me when you’ve taken the time to read one. Also. Because for some people it’s fun.”

  • @sugarmiilk1250
    @sugarmiilk1250 4 года назад +19

    “You can’t really read that, you just want to seem smarter.”
    - Ms. Jones.

  • @Esma2Kov
    @Esma2Kov 8 лет назад +140

    My brother hates reading and i love it. I hate when he tells me "Why are you reading a book?You are so stupid. Why don't you just watch a movie." DUDE I DON'T WANT TO!

    • @linasburrow
      @linasburrow 7 лет назад +3

      ha..THE QUESTION! I've been asked this for like forever! why don't people understand 😖

    • @elvenzodiac8595
      @elvenzodiac8595 7 лет назад +6

      THE BOOKS ARE SO MUCH BETTER. *cough* Eragon...

    • @princessrocketship5856
      @princessrocketship5856 7 лет назад +4

      Just say to him, "Im not stupid, because the book makes me smarter"

    • @sallydagger19
      @sallydagger19 7 лет назад

      Elven Zodiac I hated that book. the series was trash.

    • @randomfantasy9523
      @randomfantasy9523 7 лет назад

      Hayley Grace absolute the same shit in my house!!!!

  • @jaceyjayceereads3406
    @jaceyjayceereads3406 8 лет назад +152

    Omg this was so funny, Zoe, and so freaking true!!!

  • @lejlabaj3470
    @lejlabaj3470 8 лет назад +153

    😂when I'm reading and someones like, what r u reading? I don't look at them and show them the cover, and keep reading. then theyre like what's it about? I show them the back with the synopsis😂 NO ONE CAN BOTHER ME WHEN I READ. I literally get so pissed. (BTW, love ur channel! new subbie! ^_^)

    • @sarahemmons4160
      @sarahemmons4160 7 лет назад +9

      Kanna Ishida I do the same exact thing! Then, if they keep bothering me, I give them the look that says "I'm busy reading, don't talk to me" and then continue to read.

    • @tibakhalid5328
      @tibakhalid5328 6 лет назад

      Kanna Ishida IKR! So relatable! The anger that boils my blood when someone interrupts my reading...

    • @jennagrossmann6101
      @jennagrossmann6101 6 лет назад

      Same girl same.. I just lift the cover up annoyed... but my friends take my book and I just flip out and get enraged

    • @witchesmortuary235
      @witchesmortuary235 6 лет назад

      That is so me ahaha

    • @thomasblack-slytherin2886
      @thomasblack-slytherin2886 5 лет назад

      Lol that’s exactly what do. At lunch, when I’m supposed to be talking with people. One of my friends actually moved to a different table and we had a huge fallout because I didn’t talk to her during lunch. Then I sorta just glanced up from my book, shrugged, and returned to my book.

  • @KingdomHeartsFan3211
    @KingdomHeartsFan3211 5 лет назад +14

    0:31
    "You better stay up there, rain!"
    Lol. So true.

  • @jennamercer8056
    @jennamercer8056 5 лет назад +49

    “You’re getting another book but your already read like 5”

  • @literabby
    @literabby 8 лет назад +380

    Oh my god. Where's your oscar?

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 лет назад +224

      +literabby I KNOW! Me and Leo DiCaprio have formed a club

    • @jewelsims8805
      @jewelsims8805 7 лет назад +18

      Is it lonely in the club?

  • @alexia3529
    @alexia3529 7 лет назад +53

    The scariest thing of my life
    Me: reading at lunch with my mom dad grandpa and grandma
    Dad: put that book down
    Me: ok (hides it under the table and keeps reading)
    Dad: (discovers you) I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN
    Me: but...
    Dad: give it yo me
    Me: WHAT NOOOOOOO (screaming like ina horror movie)
    Dad: don't make me take the book away from you
    Me: (Starts crying) NOOOO NO NO DO NOT DARE
    Dad: (slowly walks away from me)

    • @cerpiper
      @cerpiper 5 лет назад +3

      The scariest thing to me is my teacher seeing me reading book and take it from me and don't give it back until a week later 😭😭

  • @TheBookLeo
    @TheBookLeo 8 лет назад +117

    I love sketch video's like this! ;)

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 7 лет назад +6

      This is kinda old, but I love your version of this as well!

  • @justsomefemboywithinternet5625
    @justsomefemboywithinternet5625 5 лет назад +19

    tip: stack thin books on top of each other, it saves space.

  • @ri4803
    @ri4803 4 года назад +17

    When a good book ends:
    **Cries for infinite**

  • @sarahswati8768
    @sarahswati8768 8 лет назад +532

    Random unnecessary person: "so... What book are you reading?"
    Me: it's called clockwork princess by Cassandra Clare
    Random unnecessary person: oh that's the book with the kingdoms and the girl who's a princess who makes watches and clocks for a living!
    Me: yes, that's exactly what it's about.

    • @jinpluskenequalsheartattac3290
      @jinpluskenequalsheartattac3290 7 лет назад +45

      I told my friend I was destroyed after Will's death scene, even though it was peaceful, and she said it was only a book. Point of the story is I'm short a friend.

    • @tamarzakay265
      @tamarzakay265 7 лет назад +20

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles hey thanks for the spoiler

    • @skittles696
      @skittles696 7 лет назад +3

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles Where was Wills death scene? What. There was technically no death scene

    • @sallydagger19
      @sallydagger19 7 лет назад +4

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles make spaces in the beginning so we can't see it and write spoilers at the top.

    • @okayso4869
      @okayso4869 7 лет назад +7

      Sarah Swati I'm a book worm who asks people what book there reading because I'm genuinely interested and would like to read it aswell

  • @Jellafy
    @Jellafy 8 лет назад +61

    that trumpet convo #dead

  • @carolinehuynh2656
    @carolinehuynh2656 8 лет назад +41

    Omg I can so relate! I am a book lover and when people talk about book like it's nothing... I get so angry. They just don't understand!

  • @notmary1119
    @notmary1119 6 лет назад +8

    When mom just bough me a book like yesterday and I just casually tell her: "yeah I finished the book you got me" and she just stares at me deadpan, and sighs: "and you wanna buy another?"

  • @warcrimesz
    @warcrimesz 4 года назад +10

    A non-reader doesn’t know the struggles of internally screaming when a character dies.

  • @thebraxtonater8466
    @thebraxtonater8466 7 лет назад +13

    "you have enough books so throw some out" at that moment Zoey's twin sister realized she fu** up

  • @bookishblues922
    @bookishblues922 8 лет назад +28

    oh my gawd! I laughted so hard at the ''bookhaul'' part xD

  • @xoxogarden2452
    @xoxogarden2452 7 лет назад +6

    "It's just a boo-"
    "Don't you dare finish thats sentence"
    My friends and I 100%

  • @a.mushroom8257
    @a.mushroom8257 4 года назад +13

    That moment when your reading and someone starts reading over my frikin shoulder. I’m just like move your nasty breath away from my ear

  • @berlize481
    @berlize481 4 года назад +14

    When I need to return a book in 1 week
    Me: Are you challenging me?

  • @Hollyheartsart
    @Hollyheartsart 8 лет назад +27

    I had to share this on my Facebook.. spot on Zoe. SPOT. ON!

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 лет назад +4

      +Holly Hearts Art Thank you SO much!!

    • @holistic7980
      @holistic7980 8 лет назад

      +readbyzoe lol your hilarious in the video.

  • @maliahrenee
    @maliahrenee 5 лет назад +8

    I'm 11 and I *ALWAYS* reads and I hate it when my friends are like
    -Why are u always reading?
    -reading is stupid
    -stop reading
    -what is the point of reading?
    But the good thing is that I'm a 9th grade reading level so like yay!

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 4 года назад +1

      Nice. I'm 14 and I've been reading since 5th grade.
      When I was 11 I had a higher reading level than my entire class. I'm in 9th grade and I still have a higher reading level than my class. How? Well when the teacher gets people to read they always sound so choppy and can't pronounce simple words they should know right. Gee I guess reading does help with everything.

    • @gaybowser4648
      @gaybowser4648 4 года назад

      Kawaii Universe absolutely. I have read a lot since I was about 7( all thanks to my brother) and we read Macbeth in class. I didn’t enjoy it honestly, I prefer King Henry the sixth, but any time I would read, I would put on voices, change the way I said certain words to match with the scenes and speak really loudly for everyone to hear. Everyone else had a really monotone, hushed voice and would ask me to read a lot of the time. Some didn’t but, reading really does help.

  • @kalebbradburn5298
    @kalebbradburn5298 5 лет назад +8

    What I hate THE MOSTT is when someone asks “what are you reading?” and you have to awkwardly hold up the cover and just sit there.

    • @KMXC17
      @KMXC17 4 года назад

      Same!

  • @ilaydabogaert1643
    @ilaydabogaert1643 4 года назад +31

    When we go to the library
    Littarly everyone: getting the smallest book of the whole library
    Me: getting 10 books of 800 pages
    Like snape it says: ALWAYS me 😂

  • @nickiminaj664
    @nickiminaj664 4 года назад +12

    when your hanging out with your friends and they insist on watching a movie that’s based off of a book you haven’t read yet 😡😡

  • @sophiemontecalvo7503
    @sophiemontecalvo7503 7 лет назад +10

    I am a Twihard, but it drives me crazy when people think Twilight is the only YA novel out there.
    An amazing video, btw! You have earned a subscriber!

  • @RitCore
    @RitCore 5 лет назад +55

    Person: Oh my god what are you reading
    Me: **Holds the open book in front of my face**
    Person: WHAT ARE YOU READING?!
    Me: THE TITLE IS LITERALLY IN YOUR FACE!

  • @thaismagalhaes5928
    @thaismagalhaes5928 5 лет назад +23

    "maybe you shouldn't buy so many books"
    Me: WHAT?

    • @NY-tn2ip
      @NY-tn2ip 5 лет назад

      And my family's favourite: There's a kindle y'know.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +1

      Fuck em

  • @mochiattoart514
    @mochiattoart514 5 лет назад +3

    I'm fine with people not getting my references, cuz I love slipping in random book/movie quotes in conversations and get overjoyed when they get it

  • @queenofquacksons2745
    @queenofquacksons2745 5 лет назад +3

    Your book collection is my new aesthetic.

  • @irock2231
    @irock2231 8 лет назад +8

    omg this was soo good!! I was smiling the whole time! loved it.

  • @mika-ek2ui
    @mika-ek2ui 8 лет назад +5

    I'm crying at how true this is...

  • @analynthomson2396
    @analynthomson2396 4 года назад +17

    Me: Reading
    My friend: Bothers me
    Also me: Gods of Olympus what’s your dam problem

  • @fantasy7764
    @fantasy7764 4 года назад +2

    I can relate to the getting so upset one. I can have emotional breakdowns when one of my favourite characters dies in a book and my brothers are like, ‘It’s just a book.’
    *gasp*
    betrayal..

  • @amairaaaryan3791
    @amairaaaryan3791 5 лет назад +1

    Your book collection.... That's heaven right there.

  • @TheApplesauce1992
    @TheApplesauce1992 7 лет назад +53

    I am that book hoarder that has no room on my bookshelves.... until I need room on my bookshelves. By then I have defied all laws of physics to put that one book in a space that is too small and I will never be able to get back out unless I remove every book on that shelf. :) #sorrynotsorry

  • @charlottesreadsthings211
    @charlottesreadsthings211 8 лет назад +4

    "You better stay up there rain!"
    I've said that so many times!

  • @kevinkelly_
    @kevinkelly_ 8 лет назад +11

    My mom told me to throw out some books to make room! And I just looked at my books and said "I won't let anything bad happen to you" XD

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 лет назад +6

      +Irish Reader Your own MOTHER?! You can't trust anyone these days.

    • @kevinkelly_
      @kevinkelly_ 8 лет назад +1

      readbyzoe I KNOW RIGHT!!! If anyone would have understood my addiction its her!

    • @stefansbooks3986
      @stefansbooks3986 8 лет назад +1

      Omg same😂😂😂 and she's like you shouldn't buy any more books because you don't have any more space (which is kind of true) but I managed to make my uncle bring me 2 more bookshelves so Stef wins😂😂😂😂😂📚📚📚📚

    • @kevinkelly_
      @kevinkelly_ 8 лет назад +1

      Stefan's Books hahaha you do win

  • @finn8332
    @finn8332 3 года назад +1

    this is literally my comfort video 😌🤌

  • @berildenizgultekin419
    @berildenizgultekin419 5 лет назад

    Seeing all those books that I love in the background, it just, comforts me

  • @RaynaPerryArts
    @RaynaPerryArts 8 лет назад +24

    You were terrifying at the end. xD

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 лет назад +13

      +Reader Rayna MWAHAHAHA my true self emerges!!!

  • @eijirokirishima3765
    @eijirokirishima3765 5 лет назад +6

    I was reading a book in 5th grade and walking back to class. Long story short, I walked into my 4th grade classroom
    Also, I legit LOVE Percy Jackson books!

  • @songsfordragons
    @songsfordragons 7 лет назад +14

    I don't know how many times I've watched this video, but I still find it hilarious! Definitely one of my favorites in BookTube!

  • @NY-tn2ip
    @NY-tn2ip 5 лет назад +7

    "i need a personal day" dude SAME when i read Me Before You I had exams, so I was basically crying in the exam hall during my math exam.

    • @liaadler8987
      @liaadler8987 4 года назад

      After reading your comment I decided to read that book. It took me 1 day and I was sobbing the day. Undoubtedly one of the best books I have ever read

  • @yfkejongsma2082
    @yfkejongsma2082 5 лет назад +4

    Also something nonredaers wont understand, when they call you to come. But you have to finish the page because otherwise the bookmark is on the wrong page!

  • @cateslittlecorner6514
    @cateslittlecorner6514 8 лет назад +4

    Oh my goodness. This was BRILLIANT! I absolutely loved this so darn much!!

  • @kuhteen
    @kuhteen 7 лет назад +4

    YOU DO THESE SO WELL. PLEASE MAKE MORE.

    • @popadom1417
      @popadom1417 7 лет назад

      YES YES YES!!!! Please do!!

  • @shapotter3
    @shapotter3 8 лет назад +9

    I'm going to make everyone I know watch this video! I love it!

  • @Stay_Shook
    @Stay_Shook 4 года назад +1

    honestly, one of my biggest phobias is getting attached to a book series and knowing that it is going to finish one day.
    when you get towards the last books you want to read them because you want to know what happens( its usually where the story gets juicy ) but you also dont want to read them because then they are going to finish. i hate my life

  • @girlonfire6405
    @girlonfire6405 5 лет назад +2

    I. LOVED. THIS!
    I especially loved the ending lol the switch up, though.
    Also, 10/10 for the Marauder's Map t-shirt.