This actually makes it more believable to me not even kidding. A bunch of grey hunters that the warp can tell psychers exist vs your god was more degenerate than you. Which makes more sense to hide?
I guess it's a "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" kinda situation when Emps "interacts" with the general public, so a Ceramite-kevlar-weave sock makes sense. Poor guy must be so lonely.
@@ul8532 well he did once. He set up a dating service in the noosphere to get anyone with significant augmentations to meet me. Only Slanneshi Deamonetts showed up. Not even any dark eldar. Isha probably would have been down, and definitely would have been able to handle the Big D, if you know what I mean, but she was already happily married and by the time she wasn’t, she was in an iron cage stuck in nurgles mansion.
@@theanathema3062 oooh, mmm what about the fenrisian ladies? Giving how Russ legion looks I would dare to say they can handle it, also the daemonettes thing? That's a bummer.
@@thedandyrobber1045 Ok so there's this dark fantasy scifi book series called the Locked Tomb which is basically what if the Imperium was ruled by necromancers. There's a character who's the child of the God Emperor and the way that happened is because two traitor Lyctors (basically Primachs but not the Emperor's children) seduced him and stole his sperm.
Dark Angel: so how were these guys made? Grey Knights: it’s a real *hard* thing to say Dark Angels: why you say it like that? Grey Knights: you see it will get us in a *sticky* situation if we told you Dark Angels: is this a joke I’m not getting?
If we put this in tts cannon then we know Big E went to socks cuz he kept ripping his partners in half at the end lol. But I have always wondered if the gene stock is similar to custodies gene stock? I know there is more with the banana boys but still, is the genes the same?
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The idea that the Emperor has giant Emperor sized socks that he nuts into is a hilariously absurd image.
How else would he make the primarch?
Why did imagine it 💀
To what tho?
@@the_apotecary_from_tf2 Oh lord.
@@jaytwokay3265 world domination
And so entire regiments of guardsmen died to preserve the secret of Big E’s Spunk Socks
This actually makes it more believable to me not even kidding. A bunch of grey hunters that the warp can tell psychers exist vs your god was more degenerate than you. Which makes more sense to hide?
I mean that would be the worst thing he did
"so get this, a giant glowing golden man and an old dude walk into a bar right? and-"
The man has just been leaving his socks* laying about? Eugh. Never though Erda dumping him, hit him that hard. That or the child abduction.
I will inform you that I only did that once, and I thought I hid them well. Also, yeah no, it was the child abduction.
Or Big E had some time with woman while creating something in his lab
If this is a regular interaction between those two, there are a lot of things in the lore that suddenly make way more sense now.
* New marines make up from Big E DNA
-Dad? Where am I from?
-CRUSTY SOCKS SON
I guess it's a "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" kinda situation when Emps "interacts" with the general public, so a Ceramite-kevlar-weave sock makes sense. Poor guy must be so lonely.
Immensely especially after Erda told him to screw off. And basically was killed by chaos…
Yeah, there were far to many times back on old earth that I forgot about that fact with a lovely lady in my quarters. I still hear their screams.
@@theanathema3062why not tell Malcador about it and set up a blind date? I bet there be some ladies who will accept.
@@ul8532 well he did once. He set up a dating service in the noosphere to get anyone with significant augmentations to meet me. Only Slanneshi Deamonetts showed up. Not even any dark eldar. Isha probably would have been down, and definitely would have been able to handle the Big D, if you know what I mean, but she was already happily married and by the time she wasn’t, she was in an iron cage stuck in nurgles mansion.
@@theanathema3062 oooh, mmm what about the fenrisian ladies? Giving how Russ legion looks I would dare to say they can handle it, also the daemonettes thing? That's a bummer.
The psychic shockwaves of the Big E singing drunkenly at the top of his voice.
The least believable part is that Big E would use socks for masturbation
There are no women his size in all of humanity, hence his liking of eldar
@@rapson158 one word: Ogryn.
One word: *N O*
@@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHatelaborate who is this I'm still learning 40K lore what the hell is that
@@fey751 Ogryn are really really big humans
0:49 Sliver Lads 😂 like the bugs from Magic the gathering
Now that's how you fight Tyranids
You know, worst thing about being a spess mahreen-sized dude (or bigger): no sufficiently-sized ladies with whom to *ahem* share the geneseed.
I think the emperor can change his size.
Supposedly the women of fennris are able to… somehow
Clone yourself, flip your gender, profit.
@@Wertsir..this takes "phuq yourself" to a whole new meaning 💀
...damn, the empussy!😳😳
@@ookai1929 This is the trait Alpharius inherited from their father.
The divorce hit Big E bad.
Ah! The REAL reason the Grey Knights are top secret! 😆
Hey at least Malacador didn't do it Locked Tomb style
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@@thedandyrobber1045 Ok so there's this dark fantasy scifi book series called the Locked Tomb which is basically what if the Imperium was ruled by necromancers. There's a character who's the child of the God Emperor and the way that happened is because two traitor Lyctors (basically Primachs but not the Emperor's children) seduced him and stole his sperm.
@@AbsolXGuardian sounds absolutely unhinged
@@thedandyrobber1045it is
"You didnt get absolutely smashed, just to prove a point?"
Malcador clearly had ADHD if he did
The emperor can get drunk?
It takes alot
Whenever he decides to do so, the bar in question is making *bank*.
Yes, after whole daily output of a big destillery
Space Wolves have their special alcohol that can get Space Marines drunk. An even stronger version would probably work on him.
Lmao, your voice caught me off gaurd.
"Malcador!"
"Yeah."
Hahahahahah
Well as I've learned in the world of 40k. Anything can be cannon. So this is definitely cannon now 😂😅😂
Ray Anthony - Show Me the Way to Go Home Its the song they are singing at the end
God why did he call them lovesocks
Well... that... that explains a few things...
for his deffence, Malcador never met the grey knight
This slandsr against me is not true...yet
That ending scene was total a reference to Red Dwarf right?
Jaws
@@IdioticSynergy my second guess.
Did you actually get drunk for these voice lines? Incredible commitment man!
Lmfao, that's my favorite drinking song.
Must be nice... being able to get drunk
How did your Chapter get the name The Emperor's Socks? ..... don't ask.
What did Leeman Put in their drinks
Dark Angel: so how were these guys made?
Grey Knights: it’s a real *hard* thing to say
Dark Angels: why you say it like that?
Grey Knights: you see it will get us in a *sticky* situation if we told you
Dark Angels: is this a joke I’m not getting?
I am Alpharius
i wont lie im curious how much genseeds are there in that love shock XD
Most probably about 10liters because that sock like size 60
@@DeezNuts-kl2te as he said before in one of his videos "ewwwwwwwwww"
w-was that a "Combat!" reference?
BALLS OF STEEL !!
Sorry but the audience knows now
Wait does that mean the grey knights are big E's sons
If we put this in tts cannon then we know Big E went to socks cuz he kept ripping his partners in half at the end lol.
But I have always wondered if the gene stock is similar to custodies gene stock? I know there is more with the banana boys but still, is the genes the same?
It's Canon
SRUNK SCIENCE!!!!
Did they turn malcador into Rick Sanchez?
Yes
I noticed you misspelled the word silver and mistakenly called them "sliver lads"