In pre-school, I was making fun of one of the college teacher's army boyfriend. A helicopter flew overhead and she told me that was her boyfriend getting the military assembled so they could drop into the playground and beat me up.
the fact ive never had the talk officially with my parents is cursed because i had to pick up on it on my own, like from dumb inappropriate 12 year old boys, but also blessed because i never had that awkwardness
And then when there's 2 kids dating the parents are like "Ooh! When am I getting grandbabies?" Cishet ppl terrify me (So do gays but in a different way)
I never had the 'birds and the bees' talk in 5th grade. We had the 'your groing up so look inside your body and see whats gonna come out talk' I totally didn't almost faint
I remember bringing that permission slip home from school too (I also grew up in the deep south) and my mom showing it to my grandmother, and god bless that woman she looked my mom dead in the face and just says "Honey you know they ain't gon tell those kids nothin" and then without missing a beat just turned at looked at little 8 year old me and said "Boys got a paynus and girls got a vaginer, and if you put the paynus in the vaginer it can make babies so wear a rubber" didn't help that gran was probably on to her fourth or fifth highball by the time I got home from school. I then had to have a very awkward conversation with my mother, who was an emergency care nurse, about how it actually works. Mom actually just pulled out her biology textbook and went over it with me.
It's funny because I never had "the talk" officially with my mother, I didn't have the curiosity to ask "where do babies come from?" Nor even the school teachers taught us that. And because of it, I went to middle school still believing that if a woman wants to get pregnant a baby would magically appears inside her belly even if she's not marriage
As someone who lives and spent their entire life in the south, I can concur that the lack of talk in the "birds and the bees talk" is real. It started for me in 5th grade (this was 2012) and they didn't tell us much. 5th grade wasn't supposed to be a sex talk or anything, but they brought in a tri-fold and went over the information of what your body goes through on your period. There was really a lack of talk in middle school. They had a curriculum ever year, but they never went over it. They just showed the same movies every year that went over the same thing we learned in 5th grade. I didn't actually know about the birds and the bees until high school because my 9th grade gym teacher was REALLY blunt.
I live in the north and it's the same here. And I very clearly remember the girls learning what was kinda period education (they didn't explain much) and the boys watched movies in the other room and we were not allowed to talk about it.
They push abstinence in my school which back fired since 5 girls got pregnant one fetus got detelus. Which im not judging but if they went into detail about birth controls and not just condoms and barely pills that couldve helped.(but stuff happens still)
My school’s “birds and the bees” talk actually went pretty well, but I have a different cursed story from health class. We were watching something on weight gain/loss and I got so grossed out by it I almost puked. The teachers just made me sit outside the classroom and draw while the rest of the kids watched that, I was just satisfied I got to spend majority of a class drawing.
I remember in elementary school I took the “gifted” class every Wednesday, so I would leave my normal classroom and go do a puzzle or something. Just so happens that one Wednesday was the birds and the bees talk, so while I was building some tape bridge or something my classmates were being sufficiently traumatized a couple rooms over. I remember meeting up with them at recess and them telling me what happened. Yeah. That’s one way to get educated.
5:34 it’s giving that one Gravity Falls episode when Dipper and Mabel switched bodies so when Mabel in Dippers body was spying on her friends, Grunkle Stan accidentally gave Mabel in Dippers body birds and the bees talk. That’s her exact face: “goodbye childhood”
This happened in high school, but I think it still counts. (Edit: This is a bit long) My parents are either helicopter parents or don't really care about your opinion/feelings. Only if you were obeying their commands, and pretending to be happy. So one morning I woke up with the feeling of my ears a little clogged. So I snuck into my parent's bathroom and tried to clean it (since they were the only ones with q-tips). I somehow made it a bit worse. I went to a charter school (that wasn't a good one), so we didn't have a bus, my mom had to drive me. On the way there, I told her that my ears felt clogged. Her response was, "Oh you're fine. You're just faking to be sick again." Admittedly, I did do that a lot in an attempt to not go to school and be with my toxic ex. But this time it was real. I kept telling her for a whole year, while my ears were getting more clogged and it was getting harder and harder to hear. I was saying, "What did you say?" "Huh?" and just not responding to people trying to get my attention because I could not hear almost at all. It got to the point some teachers were getting mad at me, thinking I was doing it on purpose so I just kept it to myself, not saying anything. My grades went down because of it. It was only when my school decided to do a hearing test on the special ed kids. (I was one of them because of my Auditory Processing Disorder and shyness from being taught to not speak up for myself) When it came to me, they put the headphones on, told me that when I hear beeps to raise my hand and waited....and waited. I heard nothing. No beeps. Test finished and my teachers looked at each other, then at me. Puzzled, they asked if I was hearing anything and I told them no. They took off my headset, checked to see if it was broken, then checked the machine to see if it was on. Everything was fine. They then took me to the principal's office where they called my mom and told her what had happened, saying that she needed to take me to the doctor. Two weeks after being told I needed to go, my mom finally took me and my doctor only took one quick look (without any tools) and said, "Wow! That is the worst clogging I've ever seen." He cleaned out my ears. and it felt like a wet, foam earplug came out with instant relief of freedom. Everything was so loud and everything echoed as my doctor explained to my mom what to use to clean out ears next time. My mom left with me in a huff, both my parents never liked being told that they were wrong, and I whispered to her (because everything was loud now) "Told you my ears felt clogged."
I almost acciedentally deleted myself in art class. I didn't know my asthma could be triggered by smells until we were working with this really strong smelling paint. Next minute I was on the floor gasping for air trying to reach for my inhaler that was still on the table AND NO ONE GAVE IT TO ME UNTIL THE NURSE SHOWED UP. My art teacher was freaking out and once I was stable again, I got scolded by the nurse for not using the inhaler that I COULDNT FING REACH That was years ago and now im an adult with slightly less severe asthma, I think.
As a teacher who has overheard similar conversations in the past, it's kinda cute and fun. Also I secretly am like "Yeah! You tell 'em! You can get married if you want!"
Check out this cursed story: My parents named me Brody after a character in a Kevin Smith movie called ‘Mallrats’ (1995) and in that movie the character constantly gets annoyed by a kid on an escalator who’s parents weren’t paying attention too. He said “I hope his pants get caught and a blood bath ensues.” Fast forward to when I was 3 years old, I was in the escalator about to leave our local mall with my mom and sister, and 3 year old me managed to get my hand caught in the handle of the escalator. I screamed and my mom quickly grabbed my other hand and yanked me out. My hand was shredded and had to be put into bandages. I still have it, but it still looks pretty messed up and it still hurts constantly and locks up to this day. How’s that for a cursed story?
Rename yourself ‘Calvin’ like from Calvin and Hobbes. He gets into trouble with no real consequences. Plus you have an excuse to get a stuffed animal. (Its a joke)
Back when I was like 7, my parents told me that babies were surgically put in. Which I believed up until I was 8 or 9, when I realized it wouldn't have been possible before the advent of surgery. I finally connected 1+1 completely when I was studying animal reproduction when I was around 10.
Cursed childhood moment: mom decided to give my sister and I a cat edition of "The Talk", which confused us so much because we knew how it worked with humans, but didn't know why we needed to know about cats as well. It was my mom's way of telling us our cat got knocked up and was gonna have kittens. She had a litter of 5 with none of the cats looking alike. We asked why all the kittens looked different from each other and THEN learned a queen can get knocked up by multiple tom cats. A 20/10 cursed moment, I didn't need to know my cat was the village bicycle for all the other neighborhood cats.
@@blooms8964 because it's recess and you have literally nothing else to do and the drama rises to a breaking point, its like the lure of the survival series except much, much scarier
Fun fact: In elementary school, I was told that we were allowed to swear in 4th grade. (By other kids, of course) By the time we got there, nobody cursed, and I definitely forgot. Also, I had my “Birds And The Bees” talk in 6th grade health class, where after we learned about our body systems, we learned about the male and female reproductive systems. It was treated like a normal class and we weren’t separated by gender. (Of course my experience was quite different than most people’s opinions since I’m quite a bit younger than most people sharing their experiences here).
Fun Fact About Me: My Parents told me the "birds and the bees" twice because they forgot that they already told me once and so I was sitting there not consuming info that I already knew and wish I didn't know... 10/10 on the cursed scale.
I never got that talk bc my parents never told me nor did anyone i was supposed to get “The talk” At my old school but in 6th grade but i had to move but at that school they had theirs at 5th grade so i didn’t get that talk and so i didn’t know what all their jokes were about and still don’t know to this day :|
First, it was my mom, then my dad, then my 5th-grade science teacher told the class, then my mom again when my no-no cycle started, then my 6th-grade science teacher. So yeah, 5 times for me.
I still don’t know and my friend told me in 6th grade something about a boy idk and then 2 months later i totally forgot all about it bc the minute i got home i didn’t even know anymore and just played on my phone and then when in was 2 months later a boy asked me what a word meant idk what the word was but he asked me if i knew so i said no he just told everyone else and they asked me if i really didn’t know and i kept saying no and they just didn’t tell me bc my other friend told them that she doesn’t want me knowing and is better off me not knowing so they didn’t say anything after that and now im very confused about all that •_•
fun fact: In like 2nd grade my teacher brought in her veteran brother and he had gotten his leg cut off so 6 year old me walked up to him and said "Who ate your leg?" My sister keeps reminding me of that horrible day 😭
@Chassis Wildbore He just stood there staring at me while my teacher dragged me out the room and called my parents, lets just say he never went to the school again.
in 4th grade we were separated by gender for a talk. it wasn't really about "the birds and the bees," just mostly about puberty and pregnancy. the school nurse taught us girls and the principal taught the boys. at one point, the nurse talked about how your stomach gets a lot bigger when you're pregnant (for context, I was/am overweight). Right at that moment, one of the popular girls turned her head to look at me, the one girl with the bigger stomach. i was mortified
You should have seen my kindergarten class, everyone was “married”, boys would put spiders on their hands to be “Spider-man”, girls would pretend to be singers, and it was just *weird* Oh, and did I mention that people were selling “yummy” glues for 5 bucks-
In kindergarten there was this girl, we’ll call her El, and a boy we’ll call Jack. They were the closest thing we had to “popular kids” in the kindergarten class because they both wore cool clothes and every liked them. Anyways, we all joked that they were in love and dating, and one day during recess, me, my best friend, El and Jack were all sitting under the slide and we keep telling them to kiss and so El kissed him on the forehead and we all squealed and ran away. The next day we had a wedding for them but Jack chickened and left her at the alter, she wore her favorite dress and everything.
wait did we go to the same school? srsly we had the SAME EXACT thing happen. I NEED TO KNOWWWW. I remember cuz I was the flower girl and last minute they said i couldnt be brooooo
I had something similar to that in 4th grade. there was this boy and a girl and they had a "wedding" and the boy didn't come so we chased him until he came. then the supervisors saw us.
We had the puberty talk in 5th and 6th grade, separated by gender. The only thing that I remember from those lectures is that whenever the video said anything vaguely related to “that area” the entire room of like 30 or 40 boys would erupt into uncontrollable laughter. Teacher there who was also a strict coach has to make increasingly desperate attempts to shut the class up. Most surreal experience I had in elementary school
aah same we seperated by gender but I was with the girl side and there was an eventful time where everyone made a plan to scream PENIS really loud at the exact same time.
my schools kept sending home the letters saying they were gonna teach us that stuff, but then never got around to it. didn't even come up in health class, all we were taught was drugs bad and some stuff about mental health issues
One time in second grade, we found out that these two kids liked eachother, so that recess, we decided to make a wedding for them. I dressed the girl in a “toilet paper gown” and we tried to make them kiss. They spat on eachother. I still bring it up to my friend to this day.
My friends found out that I liked this one kid and he liked me so they kept trying to make us kiss. I swear it’s the most uncomfortable thing and I get what your friends went through
Last year, when I was in 6th grade, I went to a really small school so we had classes mixed with 4th-9th grade. And by small I mean _realllyyy_ small, like there were only maybe 12 kids in this class including me. One of the 4th graders, also one of my friends, got married to her stuffed animal octopus on the playground, and she got yelled at by our teacher who for some reason would get mad over everything. That memory is blursed, and I'll forever treasure it (Also my best friend, who was also in 6th grade, almost got married to Deku's hair lol)
Once, in *FIRST GRADE* i found out that these two people liked each other, i didnt think much of it until i went to that "forbidden place" and i saw them in the back *swallowing each other* 💀💀
All the little kids that were at my elementary school were like “we can’t wait to be cool 5th and 6th graders like you.” and all the older kids wanted to say to them “when you’re in fifth and sixth grade you’re not cool, you’re very awkward and sweaty all the time.”
When my mom gave the the talk when I was 9 or so, she also added consent including being able to say no part way through and it being valid. Also the very important fact that there are areas of me that I shouldn't allow strangers, older folks and even family members to touch or ask me to touch. And if anyone did, for me to say no, get away and call her right away. I think it's so important to rope in consent and sexual assault into the talk but it rarely ever is. I really respect her for doing that for me.
Yeah... some kids in my 1st year were talking about “bad words” and I was _determined_ to prove that they weren’t bad words-so you can guess I was just screaming F**K at the top of my lungs for the rest of the day.
I mean... Does anyone really ask such doubts to their teachers? Like it's weird and asking doubts makes it look like you are interested in such stuff which makes you look like a freak when you are a child😂.
one time when i was like, 5, i had a rhino plush that i named "horn-y" .... because he had horns and i was bad with names.. i didnt get how weird that was until i was 12
i went to school in the south and WE DIDNT GET A BIRDS AND BEES TALK THEY LITERALLY JUST TOLD US ABOUT PERIODS AND HOW PADS WORKED AND THEN TOLD US TO KEEP OUR LEGS CROSSED
that almost happend to me once: so i was checking my parents alarm clock and for a split second mom was on dad then got off. i will never forget that traumatic experience ;-;
One time, in 6th grade, my teacher had just said “the *f* word* on accident in front of the class. And the kid in my class who had special needs would sometimes repeat what people were saying (I think to help learn the words but idk). So, as you may have guessed, the next 4 minutes was just faintly hearing “f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k “ the class was dying laughing.
oh my god you hadt a protected childhood, i hope you really know how blessed you are, i would even be able to talk about how i learned about the birds and bees in any family freindly manner
I remember in 5th grade immediately after the "birds and bees" class, we went back to the classroom (scarred, obviously) and our teacher decided to pay "Nausicaa: Valley of the Wind." So after being told about *[redacted]* we watched a movie where a cute anime girl in a miniskirt saves the world from a bunch of angry bugs. It is a very good movie and Miyazaki is a genius, but I will never treat it the same ever again.
Welp thats how it is in the south for some reason. We have to learn all that stuff while the guys learned "hey you put the thing here and boom baby'' in 6th grade and then chilled the rest of the years. Its fucking weird.
First time seeing this video but my birds and bees convo with my mom happened in the kitchen too… she explained how men’s parts worked with whipped cream, a rubber and a banana… never looked at any of those the same ever again.
I remember in grade school we somehow also learned about the "I hate you" finger and after not being allowed to use it I thought "Ha! I'll just use my pointer finger instead!" It worked so far, that I didn't have to lie when asked if I really showed the middle finger :-P BTW I'm German, it's so interesting how some things are so similar on the other side of the globe. While others like the birds and bees talk are completely different 😂
ooh a b*tch in my elementary class when i was like- ten she hated me with a burning FURY. she was basically the popular girl. anyways, i was reading and looked over at her, and a finger went up and over the book as she smiled. I yelled at her and the teacher pulled us into the hall, did the "you're both good girls, but I like her more so she's not getting in trouble" thing and so she basically got her dumb a*s out of trouble becuase she was prettier and skinnier and all that dumb stuff. everyone ADORED her and even If i was right, she was right because everyone loved her and she's popular. smh
There was this girl in elementary school who I sat next who would tell the teacher everything I did. Whether I was reading a book to chatting to doing about anything that wasn’t looking at the whiteboard. So one time, she was chatting with some of her friends, but like, LOUDLY. Like at the level you can’t focus while working. Soooooooooo I told the teacher. Ever since that day she’s hated me with passion. To the point where if we were walking down the hall and crossed each other, she’d stop, tell me she hated me, and keep on walking, and she’s still mad. And ever since then I have only thought one thing about it. WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK.
Was born in '98, never had "the talk" with my mom/parents. However, sexual education is very progressive in the Netherlands. I remember learning most from the internet and a museum on the development of the human body. So at the age of 9 pretty much got the basic logistics of the birds and the bees. In high school we had sex ed, but also two classes about substance abuse, or just drugs and drinks in general. During puberty, I just googled my ass off and ever since I turned 19 I have open conversations about it with my mom. They never tried to brainwash us into thinking all drugs were bad or that sex was for heretics, just straight-up information, and need to know facts. I think we avoided a lot of teen pregnancies and coma-drinkers due to that. Scare tactics don't work on teens, they see it as a dare.
Funny thing! my 5TH GRADE class was being told to not do drugs or drink any alcohol due to my area. My area was very low income and people got hit by cars many times. An old lady hit a 19 year old guy i think, and it’s bad
I haven’t had the talk but my friend looked it up and forced everyone to learn it and my little brother was their and I got him out as quick as I could same as my other friend but... one was a little too late
The north: so the Male sticks the twinkies in the donut and when the Male is done the twinkie shoots the frosting The south: be prepared innocent children for your sacred innocence to be ripped from you shallow husk shells
The middle line states: So this is what happens if you don't practice abstinence. plays a video of a pregnant lady giving birth. shows pictures of STDs. makes the kids give presentations about STDs against their will. Oh also parents only get a choice to say yes or no in 5th and 6th grade. it's mandatory 7th and 8th, then during health in high school.
When I was in middle school, I went to a Catholic school in the south. They didn’t teach abstinence until eighth grade because they didn’t even teach us what sex was. In eighth grade, they basically said that using a condom or birth control was just as bad as an abortion.
the Finn the Human reference For those who don't know: Finn is the guy with the cat ear shaped hat, and he says "MATH!" when he's excited or surprised. (3:17 the poster)
My birds and bees talk wasn’t really a talk. My mom was also a parent that was kind of uncomfortable talking about the birds and the bees. She kinda like brushed the topic but never really like fully got into it and the knowledge I have was either from friends or just gossip around school I knew more later on whenever I turned 21 and that and that was fascinating. That’s my story.
A kid in my class ate a styrofoam packing peanut. That literally everyone in the grade had touched because it was for a science experiment. We were in 6th grade. He didn’t come to school the next day...
*True story* Setting-health week, school, science class: Teacher: since it’s health week we’ve decided to teach you... Entire Class:*holding their breath* Teacher: calorie input Entire class: *sighs in relief* We were in 6 grade, we all knew how it worked but weren’t mentally ready to talk about it.
@@Bakedbutterybiscuit my teachers are to chicken to give us that talk. We all know it of course, but they want to shove the responsibility on high school
When I was 11 I met a suicidal 18year old girl in the hospital, and I felt like I had to befriend her, but being around her made me horribly depressed so I lied about having a new phone number and that somebody else had my old number. I still feel bad, but then again she told me that she fell in love with me?? 20 out of 10 on the cursed scale
Granny: Put this in the recycling for me noodle Me: *puts it in the trash* Granny: Did you put it in the recycling? Me: Yes Granny Granny: Good because otherwise the recycling police will come after you I did not sleep well that night
Considering all the awesome cartoons I remember growing up with in the late '90s/early '00s (and the early Internet things that were around at the time), I think that time period definitely had it's blessed/cursed moments due to there being so many things that people could get away with for kids. Not as much of as say, the '60s or '70s or something (especially since Stranger Danger and Drug PSAs were still everywhere in the '90s), but still... Considering that I've heard of some older Gen Z's that have been exposed to a lot of Internet stuff since they were kids, I wonder what things Gen Alpha and generations after will look back on and think, "I'm surprised people were chill about that," lol. ^^
My dad was a camp counselor, and he would tell the boys and his cabin about how birds make nests and how bees make hives. then he would tell the boys to tell their parents he gave them the birds and bees talk. it was pretty funny
my school didnt have the "birds and bees" talk but in 4th grade my teacher said "give these pink papers to ONLY the girls in the class" so i did., and apparently they were about the "koolaid" and "our growing b0dies" and the video started with girls AND BOYS playing hangman and the boy who chose the word chose the word "p*berty" and all of the girls in the room questioned our existence and why are they showing us this
I was an “early bloomer” when it came to my chest so I had to start wearing a trainer in 4th grade. No one noticed until I started wearing an official one in 5th grade. For some reason, a boy thought it would be a good idea to show everyone in the lunch room by pulling my shirt up and saying “What are you wearing?!?” And following his actions with laughter. I slapped him across the face and pushed him to the ground. The kids circled around us, chatting “FIGHT! FIGHT!”. The teacher came up and stopped me and dragged me to the principles office. The boy was brought up as well but when the principle asked what happened, I told her that he exposed me to everyone so I defended myself. The boy said he didn’t mean too and that he “fell” and “grabbed onto my shirt for support”. Somehow, the principle believed the boy and let him go. Then proceeded to give me 2 weeks of detention because I started a fight for no reason. No staff ever told my family and neither did I. 10,382/10 experience
In elementary, me and my friends were laughing cuz i told them “boys kiss boys and girls kiss girls”. Next thing i knew i was eating lunch by myself in classroom, overseen by a teacher. I was just confused at the time, idk if i was loud or if the teacher was just homophobic lmao
With the birds and the bees talk, I had mine a few years back and they just showed us a video and what a pad was, but for the boys, they took them to the gym, showed them like a 10 minute video, and then they got to play games for the rest of the time. (Also one of the boys watched the girls birds + bees video they showed us and he told almost ALL of the other boys what the girls had/have to go through. One of the other kids mentioned it while we were in the halls, and his face turned very VERY red. I think it’s good he knows)
My mum was a labor and delivery nurse too and she just signed me out of every birds and bees talk until I was in like 8th grade because I grew up my whole life knowing exactly where babies came from. I used to ask others to tell me the birds and the bees because I thought it was like a script or something that I never got to hear, and they were always soooo secretive. Nobody would tell me!! Eventually I found out that it wasn't so literal and there was no universal script lol
I got the “boys have sticks and girls have holes” talk (AKA the “where babies come from” talk) from my mom, but somehow the fact that there was movement involved was never brought up, so I just thought it was like plugging in your phone or something and I didn’t understand how that was supposed to feel good. And this was around the same time that my parents gave me a book about cat breeding (and it was very clinical and used words like “mount” and “estrus”), so I knew more about cat mating then I did about human mating.
I remember when we did our “birds and bees” learning, they told us not to go telling any of this to the younger students, but they mostly went into like the biology of a girls body and I thought it was so cool and interesting, so when I next saw my friend who was like a year and a half younger than me from another school, I immediately told her. I was like “ok, I’m not supposed to tell you this but it was pretty neat so..” and I drew up the diagrams myself and explained what they had about the baby incubator like it was forbidden knowledge because she was younger than me.
cursed childhood story: When I was 6 or 7, my family and I lived in the "bad" part of town. (This neighborhood was so notorious for gangs, gun violence, robbery ext, that pizza delivery people would never come to our house.) one day my dad decided to go outside to get the mail and was tolled to stay inside until further notice by a police officer. my parents had no idea what was going on, so they googled it (as one does) and apparently a criminal who had robbed a near by store, and shot 3 people was hiding on our street. they eventually found the guy and arrested him, but that gave us goose bumps. This happened quite a few times during the deration my family lived there, one of those times having the perp hide IN OUR BACKYARD. luckily my siblings and I were at our grandmothers house, and my parents weren't harmed...but still
@@VGoncalves16 Oh my dear sweet summer child, you are either very young, privileged , or live outside of the US. I am going to take this comment as a true question of wonder and ignorance and not an insult by indulging your question. No one really wants to live in the ghetto. Some people...mostly old folks have lived there so long, before the crime came so they stay. There are plenty of people who rent houses and are in a lease and can't afford to get out of that lease. They can't afford rent elsewhere. Or, they moved from far away and didn't know the neighborhood was bad until it was too late. Trickle down economics do not work. Some women are stuck and can't leave because they had lots of children they can't take care of because we don't have a good enough sex education in schools or at home. People don't have access to affordable health care. People are living pay check to pay check and are barely getting by. College here is impossible to afford and you spend the rest of your life in serious debt. The school system in the ghetto is shit and children do not have the same opportunities as the children in more affluent places. Teachers stop caring or are too overburdened with more than one job and little pay. The children do not feel like they can amount to anything in life. English is a struggle for some. Both parents work and cant afford to look after their kids and don't get enough love and affection at home so they turn to gangs to find a sense of belonging. The examples they see are what they learn to be, and don't always know any better. There are SEVERAL reasons why people can't just leave that easy. My family was fortunate to have been able to get out, but it took years to get to the point where we could. Also child care is a problem in the ghetto as well.
Cursed story from middle school: One time at camp, I saw one of the special Ed kids crying alone, so I went over to comfort her. She was crying because she missed her mom, and I felt really bad because she was homesick. Camp ended at the end of the week, and I told her not to worry, because she can see her soon. But then her personal counselor over heard this and sent me to lunch early, really aggressively. I was SUPER confused..... but then I found out her mom died 3 months ago..... And I told her... she’d see her dead mom.... Soon..... A special Ed child..... I told her that she will die soon.....
THE BIRDS AND BEES TALK SCARED ME- but i have a whole other story. so when i was in kindergarten or first grade, our teacher left the classroom to go talk about stuff (lol). then one of the boys say “ITS ILLEGAL FOR GIRLS TO MARRY GIRLS!!” and by then we had no idea what pride was- so- me and my bestie got “married” and we kissed on the cheek until pride month hit, and i flew into the aromantic aisle lol
In elementary I went to this little private Catholic school and when it was time for *the talk* they had us all sit down on the classroom floor and a very old deacon came in and stood at the front of the class looking down at all these 5th graders he clears his throat and says “GOD LOOOOVES SEX” and as 5th graders we didn’t know what that was and it’s not like he did an awesome job of explaining it so we just went around for the rest of the day telling everyone god loves sex
Dad: "Son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees" Me: "I actually already know about that" Dad: "Really? How?" Me: *having flashbacks about weird kids on the bus during 4th grade*
For me 3rd grade girl who knew way too much for a 8 year old grabbed all her friends and explained it too us but she was very straight forward and do you know how bad I wanted to go play with my boy friends and get all that stuff out my mind they were chilling on top of the playground structure were I wanted to be but no she had to pull me in
EXCUSÉ-MOI, LE FILLE ROUGE EST ARRIVÉ DANS MA ORDINATEUR i took french in high school and hopefully that^ was correct?? lol have a good class Bonjour Storm's french class!
@@illymation I had this crazy french sub teacher and she just COULD NOT handle us so some girl was like “ugh i hate miss zikora... I have some very sharp objects in my bag...” CURSED WHO
Are you KIDDING ME WITH THAT LAST MINUTE AMONG US INSERT! I'm big mad! But also great video! You're wonderful!
Didn't expect to see you here. Love your channel though!!
Well, she made it in a 3 month cycle, and we all know why it's slow...
*ARTIST'S PROCRASTINATION POWERS HAS ACTIVATED*
oh hello life noggin
Woah! Hi! I really love your videos!
I love life noggin! How are you doing blocko
In pre-school, I was making fun of one of the college teacher's army boyfriend. A helicopter flew overhead and she told me that was her boyfriend getting the military assembled so they could drop into the playground and beat me up.
Nooo😂 😂
That’s amazing 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Oh noooo 😂😂😂😂😂
No chill 🤣 damn!!!!!
💀💀💀💀
the fact ive never had the talk officially with my parents is cursed because i had to pick up on it on my own, like from dumb inappropriate 12 year old boys, but also blessed because i never had that awkwardness
Same :)
Hi Kelsey! 😄
Same.
Oh hey, it’s you! 😌🤚
I never had it to
Btw hello Kelsy
ILLY THE QUALITY IS TOP TIER!!!!
FAX
Yep
Ye
Came from that foot of a carrot videos at the right time lol
Yeh!
Editor: "How much cartoon references do you want?"
Illy: *YES*
Ikr I love all the little things you can only know who they are if you know what the show is like I saw a tiny luffy on the lunchbox lol
DONT FORGET PICKLE PLUSHIE IN THE LOCKER FROM MORIAH ELIZABETH
AND INO FROM NARUTO!!
AND THE PIKCHAU AND IZUKU LUNCHBOX
did anyone see the pickle the dinosaur plush in the locker
I love how in every scene where she’s in the bus there’s somebody new sitting near her
Sis really said gay rights ✊😔
Because it's an among us game and they're getting ejected as the game goes on 1:03
Bruh im confused these replies have nothing to do with the op comment
Did you rewrite your comment or smth??
@@submergedkidneybean9946 yeah I think they’re having a stroke
I legit said omg corpse at 3:39
When they said “you can’t get married because you’re girls” I thought they meant girls can’t marry in general and only men can marry each other.
LMAO
SAMEEEEE IT TOOK ME 5 SECONDS TO GET IT
same
Not sama gg
@sK_FIZZY i know
The birds and the bees talk in school is basically saying “Just don’t drive a car ever!” Instead if saying how to wear a seatbelt
And then when there's 2 kids dating the parents are like "Ooh! When am I getting grandbabies?"
Cishet ppl terrify me (So do gays but in a different way)
@@FrillyRyuu why do gays terrify you?
@@FrillyRyuu I promise we gays don't bite
I never had the 'birds and the bees' talk in 5th grade. We had the 'your groing up so look inside your body and see whats gonna come out talk'
I totally didn't almost faint
HAH I learned about the birds and the bees when 7 pathetic
I remember bringing that permission slip home from school too (I also grew up in the deep south) and my mom showing it to my grandmother, and god bless that woman she looked my mom dead in the face and just says "Honey you know they ain't gon tell those kids nothin" and then without missing a beat just turned at looked at little 8 year old me and said "Boys got a paynus and girls got a vaginer, and if you put the paynus in the vaginer it can make babies so wear a rubber" didn't help that gran was probably on to her fourth or fifth highball by the time I got home from school. I then had to have a very awkward conversation with my mother, who was an emergency care nurse, about how it actually works. Mom actually just pulled out her biology textbook and went over it with me.
It's funny because I never had "the talk" officially with my mother, I didn't have the curiosity to ask "where do babies come from?" Nor even the school teachers taught us that.
And because of it, I went to middle school still believing that if a woman wants to get pregnant a baby would magically appears inside her belly even if she's not marriage
I mean, you CAN have kids without being married.
@@idanordquist3102 yea but it doesn't just pop up there. But, preferably people would only do so in marriage
Lol SAME
I was so scared if I even had the thought of hey, maybe having a kid won't be so bad- poof kid appears in stomach.
FYI: I never wanted a kid.
when i was 6 i was terrified because i thought when you get older baby's just pop up in your belly randomly.
As someone who lives and spent their entire life in the south, I can concur that the lack of talk in the "birds and the bees talk" is real. It started for me in 5th grade (this was 2012) and they didn't tell us much. 5th grade wasn't supposed to be a sex talk or anything, but they brought in a tri-fold and went over the information of what your body goes through on your period. There was really a lack of talk in middle school. They had a curriculum ever year, but they never went over it. They just showed the same movies every year that went over the same thing we learned in 5th grade. I didn't actually know about the birds and the bees until high school because my 9th grade gym teacher was REALLY blunt.
I live in the north and it's the same here. And I very clearly remember the girls learning what was kinda period education (they didn't explain much) and the boys watched movies in the other room and we were not allowed to talk about it.
They push abstinence in my school which back fired since 5 girls got pregnant one fetus got detelus. Which im not judging but if they went into detail about birth controls and not just condoms and barely pills that couldve helped.(but stuff happens still)
bruh same i didn’t know about what the birds and the bees actually stood for until 9th grade biology
hey lily said the stories must FAMILY FRIENDLY
I don't think anywhere in the US has very good sex ed rn. I learned most of the important shit from BUZZFEED. BUZZ. FEED.
Come on that "getting married" conversation was just wholesome
My school’s “birds and the bees” talk actually went pretty well, but I have a different cursed story from health class. We were watching something on weight gain/loss and I got so grossed out by it I almost puked. The teachers just made me sit outside the classroom and draw while the rest of the kids watched that, I was just satisfied I got to spend majority of a class drawing.
I remember in elementary school I took the “gifted” class every Wednesday, so I would leave my normal classroom and go do a puzzle or something. Just so happens that one Wednesday was the birds and the bees talk, so while I was building some tape bridge or something my classmates were being sufficiently traumatized a couple rooms over. I remember meeting up with them at recess and them telling me what happened. Yeah. That’s one way to get educated.
what grade were you in 0-o
@@katie_grl8605 I think it was 4th, younger then most of the people I know lol
@@gabirmolI can relate with the gifted program thing, like they just teached us the same things we were already learning
LUCKYY
OMG I NEVER WANT THAT DISGUSTING TALK UR SO LUCKY U DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT I WISH I WAS U
“I didn’t have a crush on my friend but gay rights”
still one of my favorite illy quotes
Yes. Gay rights. 😁
@@pokemoncat976 very cringe
@@dimi3209 What do you mean by that? 🤨
@@pokemoncat976 are they saying gay rights are gay? That's kinda based
@@fastfatty7785 No, Illy said “gay rights”.
5:34 it’s giving that one Gravity Falls episode when Dipper and Mabel switched bodies so when Mabel in Dippers body was spying on her friends, Grunkle Stan accidentally gave Mabel in Dippers body birds and the bees talk. That’s her exact face: “goodbye childhood”
*munch*
“Your glue doesn’t taste good”
“THERE WERE COOKIES IN THERE”
“Oh thats why the glue tasted off”
One time in a parallel universe
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Don't do school, stay in drugs
@@sticks2221 lmao 😂
@@sticks2221 don't stay inside cough cough in peoples faces
This happened in high school, but I think it still counts. (Edit: This is a bit long)
My parents are either helicopter parents or don't really care about your opinion/feelings. Only if you were obeying their commands, and pretending to be happy.
So one morning I woke up with the feeling of my ears a little clogged. So I snuck into my parent's bathroom and tried to clean it (since they were the only ones with q-tips). I somehow made it a bit worse.
I went to a charter school (that wasn't a good one), so we didn't have a bus, my mom had to drive me. On the way there, I told her that my ears felt clogged. Her response was, "Oh you're fine. You're just faking to be sick again." Admittedly, I did do that a lot in an attempt to not go to school and be with my toxic ex. But this time it was real.
I kept telling her for a whole year, while my ears were getting more clogged and it was getting harder and harder to hear. I was saying, "What did you say?" "Huh?" and just not responding to people trying to get my attention because I could not hear almost at all. It got to the point some teachers were getting mad at me, thinking I was doing it on purpose so I just kept it to myself, not saying anything. My grades went down because of it.
It was only when my school decided to do a hearing test on the special ed kids. (I was one of them because of my Auditory Processing Disorder and shyness from being taught to not speak up for myself) When it came to me, they put the headphones on, told me that when I hear beeps to raise my hand and waited....and waited. I heard nothing. No beeps. Test finished and my teachers looked at each other, then at me. Puzzled, they asked if I was hearing anything and I told them no. They took off my headset, checked to see if it was broken, then checked the machine to see if it was on. Everything was fine. They then took me to the principal's office where they called my mom and told her what had happened, saying that she needed to take me to the doctor.
Two weeks after being told I needed to go, my mom finally took me and my doctor only took one quick look (without any tools) and said, "Wow! That is the worst clogging I've ever seen." He cleaned out my ears. and it felt like a wet, foam earplug came out with instant relief of freedom. Everything was so loud and everything echoed as my doctor explained to my mom what to use to clean out ears next time.
My mom left with me in a huff, both my parents never liked being told that they were wrong, and I whispered to her (because everything was loud now) "Told you my ears felt clogged."
Wow that a long and intresting
Damn that's weird
Two words for you: Ear irrigation.
@@jjaa_joyjoyartist Earrigation
That must’ve been EARritating hehe
I literally seen in the background so many anime characters in so many anime Memes I found another type of mine I’m so happy
Ikr it's beautiful, there haikyuu, Fullmetal alchemist, Naruto
Corpse best anime protagonist
Did u see the among us character?
Yes, that was like one of my favorite parts of this video
@@arobi.5016 agreed
I almost acciedentally deleted myself in art class. I didn't know my asthma could be triggered by smells until we were working with this really strong smelling paint. Next minute I was on the floor gasping for air trying to reach for my inhaler that was still on the table AND NO ONE GAVE IT TO ME UNTIL THE NURSE SHOWED UP. My art teacher was freaking out and once I was stable again, I got scolded by the nurse for not using the inhaler that I COULDNT FING REACH
That was years ago and now im an adult with slightly less severe asthma, I think.
Omg screw that art teacher 😒🙄
@@StellaOnyemenam and the nurse
“I’m gonna point it at the ground cus that’s where the devil lives aNd i hAtE tHe dEvIl”
This was me as a kid though
im suprised that other people did that
I used to do that.....
Yeah man screw satan Jesus 4 life!
Screw the devil
As a teacher who has overheard similar conversations in the past, it's kinda cute and fun. Also I secretly am like "Yeah! You tell 'em! You can get married if you want!"
Check out this cursed story: My parents named me Brody after a character in a Kevin Smith movie called ‘Mallrats’ (1995) and in that movie the character constantly gets annoyed by a kid on an escalator who’s parents weren’t paying attention too. He said “I hope his pants get caught and a blood bath ensues.”
Fast forward to when I was 3 years old, I was in the escalator about to leave our local mall with my mom and sister, and 3 year old me managed to get my hand caught in the handle of the escalator. I screamed and my mom quickly grabbed my other hand and yanked me out.
My hand was shredded and had to be put into bandages. I still have it, but it still looks pretty messed up and it still hurts constantly and locks up to this day.
How’s that for a cursed story?
Rename yourself ‘Calvin’ like from Calvin and Hobbes. He gets into trouble with no real consequences. Plus you have an excuse to get a stuffed animal. (Its a joke)
ouch I just got the worst sympathy pains for you :(
Brutal 5385/10 on the cursed scaale
Haha when I was 5 a boy that liked me pinned me down and tried to kiss me, HAHA IM NOT TRAUMITIZED (we were 5 tho)
@TRAMAINE COPELAND lmao go eat a nice pie that was great
Back when I was like 7, my parents told me that babies were surgically put in. Which I believed up until I was 8 or 9, when I realized it wouldn't have been possible before the advent of surgery. I finally connected 1+1 completely when I was studying animal reproduction when I was around 10.
Cursed childhood moment: mom decided to give my sister and I a cat edition of "The Talk", which confused us so much because we knew how it worked with humans, but didn't know why we needed to know about cats as well. It was my mom's way of telling us our cat got knocked up and was gonna have kittens. She had a litter of 5 with none of the cats looking alike. We asked why all the kittens looked different from each other and THEN learned a queen can get knocked up by multiple tom cats. A 20/10 cursed moment, I didn't need to know my cat was the village bicycle for all the other neighborhood cats.
TL;DR I got the cat version of the birds and the bees talk as a kid cuz my cat was a ho.
This some Annabelle level nightmare fuel.
10000000000000000/10 on the cursed scale- *NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT UHH-*
Dude, the way you talk. It's just...👌🏼
Whole other language.
Ok but did you guys see the pickle the dinosaur in the start from me aka Moriah Elizabeth
*_”But my best friend is Robin, does that mean we have to get married?”_*
*_”Now just hold on just one Kentucky-Fried minute there, missy”_*
this comment is the most america thing i've ever seen
AMERICA
Chick Fil’ A*
Why does everyone make Henry, Ellie, and Charles clone accounts-
@@iulia5665 yes
Illy, don't worry. That "getting married" fiasco isn't as weird when I remember my classmates and I had a polyamorous gay wedding in kindergarten.
I remember witnessing two classmates getting married, then getting divorced and then getting married again
@@Elselle oh god..
Elselle
Don’t let tlc hear you or else there will be a kindergarten reality show called something like “learning love” or something 😂
lol i remember one of the girls on my class ran around with cherry ice cream on her lips and tried to kiss one of the boys
@@blooms8964 because it's recess and you have literally nothing else to do and the drama rises to a breaking point, its like the lure of the survival series except much, much scarier
Fun fact: In elementary school, I was told that we were allowed to swear in 4th grade. (By other kids, of course) By the time we got there, nobody cursed, and I definitely forgot. Also, I had my “Birds And The Bees” talk in 6th grade health class, where after we learned about our body systems, we learned about the male and female reproductive systems. It was treated like a normal class and we weren’t separated by gender. (Of course my experience was quite different than most people’s opinions since I’m quite a bit younger than most people sharing their experiences here).
One day at recess, two kids got "married" and the entire grade gathered to watch them kiss. The next day they got divorced.
*This was sixth grade.*
*dear god*
Holy shit that’s too funny
Oh course its fucking sixth grade.
Bro why that must have been awkward. But like, sixth grade?
@@linawu09 for some reason "dates" are a big thing in the sixth grade.
Fun Fact About Me: My Parents told me the "birds and the bees" twice because they forgot that they already told me once and so I was sitting there not consuming info that I already knew and wish I didn't know... 10/10 on the cursed scale.
I never got that talk bc my parents never told me nor did anyone i was supposed to get “The talk” At my old school but in 6th grade but i had to move but at that school they had theirs at 5th grade so i didn’t get that talk and so i didn’t know what all their jokes were about and still don’t know to this day :|
First, it was my mom, then my dad, then my 5th-grade science teacher told the class, then my mom again when my no-no cycle started, then my 6th-grade science teacher. So yeah, 5 times for me.
I knew about it when I was 4-5 :| my friends told me
I still don’t know and my friend told me in 6th grade something about a boy idk and then 2 months later i totally forgot all about it bc the minute i got home i didn’t even know anymore and just played on my phone and then when in was 2 months later a boy asked me what a word meant idk what the word was but he asked me if i knew so i said no he just told everyone else and they asked me if i really didn’t know and i kept saying no and they just didn’t tell me bc my other friend told them that she doesn’t want me knowing and is better off me not knowing so they didn’t say anything after that and now im very confused about all that •_•
Our school never did a "the talk week" but they DID show us one stars to give examples of the male and female bodies in very. VERY specific detail.
fun fact: In like 2nd grade my teacher brought in her veteran brother and he had gotten his leg cut off so 6 year old me walked up to him and said "Who ate your leg?" My sister keeps reminding me of that horrible day 😭
Omg.
I feel bad, but that sounds funny. The question, I mean.
But at least this guys alive and not dead though.
@Chassis Wildbore He just stood there staring at me while my teacher dragged me out the room and called my parents, lets just say he never went to the school again.
O God-
in 4th grade we were separated by gender for a talk. it wasn't really about "the birds and the bees," just mostly about puberty and pregnancy. the school nurse taught us girls and the principal taught the boys. at one point, the nurse talked about how your stomach gets a lot bigger when you're pregnant (for context, I was/am overweight). Right at that moment, one of the popular girls turned her head to look at me, the one girl with the bigger stomach. i was mortified
You should have seen my kindergarten class, everyone was “married”, boys would put spiders on their hands to be “Spider-man”, girls would pretend to be singers, and it was just *weird*
Oh, and did I mention that people were selling “yummy” glues for 5 bucks-
i can relate to the spiderman thing
You should of seen my kindergarten class their was glue dealers like drug dealers but that sell different types of glue.... and then people eat it
Boys would empty their Capri suns into the trashcan and say that they were peeing in the trash can loudly.
Isn’t that just normal kindergarten?
D-Did we go to the same kindergarten class??!!!!!! If so, did people make out with each other and there was a thief by any chance??????
In kindergarten there was this girl, we’ll call her El, and a boy we’ll call Jack. They were the closest thing we had to “popular kids” in the kindergarten class because they both wore cool clothes and every liked them. Anyways, we all joked that they were in love and dating, and one day during recess, me, my best friend, El and Jack were all sitting under the slide and we keep telling them to kiss and so El kissed him on the forehead and we all squealed and ran away. The next day we had a wedding for them but Jack chickened and left her at the alter, she wore her favorite dress and everything.
Nooo thats wholesome
Oh god, that's so wholesome but sad
wait did we go to the same school? srsly we had the SAME EXACT thing happen. I NEED TO KNOWWWW. I remember cuz I was the flower girl and last minute they said i couldnt be brooooo
I had something similar to that in 4th grade. there was this boy and a girl and they had a "wedding" and the boy didn't come so we chased him until he came. then the supervisors saw us.
The same thing happened but in year 3
We had the puberty talk in 5th and 6th grade, separated by gender. The only thing that I remember from those lectures is that whenever the video said anything vaguely related to “that area” the entire room of like 30 or 40 boys would erupt into uncontrollable laughter. Teacher there who was also a strict coach has to make increasingly desperate attempts to shut the class up. Most surreal experience I had in elementary school
aah same we seperated by gender but I was with the girl side and there was an eventful time where everyone made a plan to scream PENIS really loud at the exact same time.
We have ours this coming year and I’m going into 7th grade so yea our school is a little late to tell us
Same(expect for the coach)
my schools kept sending home the letters saying they were gonna teach us that stuff, but then never got around to it. didn't even come up in health class, all we were taught was drugs bad and some stuff about mental health issues
I legit tried to sneak out of class but I got caught- the worst part was in the beginning we were *NOT SEPARATED*
5:09 “illy she/they” I DID NOT KNOW THAT (top left corner)
Cockroach at the bottom: 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺
Your first friend actually deserved that, because she should have just minded her business and left the cookies alone
To be fair, if I was a kid and someone put cookies in my vicinity I'd be like "yoink" too
One time in second grade, we found out that these two kids liked eachother, so that recess, we decided to make a wedding for them. I dressed the girl in a “toilet paper gown” and we tried to make them kiss. They spat on eachother. I still bring it up to my friend to this day.
My friends found out that I liked this one kid and he liked me so they kept trying to make us kiss. I swear it’s the most uncomfortable thing and I get what your friends went through
Last year, when I was in 6th grade, I went to a really small school so we had classes mixed with 4th-9th grade. And by small I mean _realllyyy_ small, like there were only maybe 12 kids in this class including me. One of the 4th graders, also one of my friends, got married to her stuffed animal octopus on the playground, and she got yelled at by our teacher who for some reason would get mad over everything. That memory is blursed, and I'll forever treasure it
(Also my best friend, who was also in 6th grade, almost got married to Deku's hair lol)
Same we did that for my best friend
Lol they spat on each other
Once, in *FIRST GRADE* i found out that these two people liked each other, i didnt think much of it until i went to that "forbidden place" and i saw them in the back *swallowing each other* 💀💀
All the little kids that were at my elementary school were like “we can’t wait to be cool 5th and 6th graders like you.” and all the older kids wanted to say to them “when you’re in fifth and sixth grade you’re not cool, you’re very awkward and sweaty all the time.”
mans just got his whole world shaken, he wasnt ready for this information
It's true tho...
@Andrew Davis what a poor child
@Andrew Davis Are you not passed 5th or sixth? I just started 6th as home learning.
I’d describe it as “YA YOU’LL HATE LIFE!”
0:26 pickle on the shelf
Where
@@Jsandstuffon the top shelf in the 5th compartment
BAHAHHAHA I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO FLIPPED OFF THE GROUND BECAUSE “THE DEVIL WAS DOWN THERE” KDNDNDKKSKD
I LITERALLY DID THAT BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANNA POINT IT UP XD
When I was little everyone always said if we pointed “the I hate you finger” up that would mean we hate god
Don’t be mean to satan
ME TOO
to many anime references in such a short amount of time cant handle
Fr
Indeed
Yep😌😂
I EXPLODED
And corpse
Nobody-
Absolutely nobody-
The cookies having to listen to the mom giving the “birds and bees” talk - 👁💧👄💧👁
My mom just told straight up that it was sex nothing more nothing less
How dare you call her mom a nobody >:(
r/woooooooooosh
@@theeleventh805gamer7 XD XD XD XD XD same
@@D_YellowMadness I didn’t 👁👄👁
AUUGH I love all the cartoon references you put in your videos!!!
The
the 'Math! It exists.' poster with Finn had me cackling
Cursed memory is when you play Pokemon and beat the Champion only to find out you didn't save this whole time
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE ANIME REFERENCES. I FREAKING LOVE THEM
Who is not talking about the Among use ref!!!!!!!
Yeah! I was actually wearing my haikyuu jersey today when this was posted lol
I saw them as well
Who else saw emirichu and gingerpale
@@saladspoonami4563 me I also saw ino
she is the only person who looks exactly the same way as their drawings.
I feel like that was personal
Not true
Um... Jaiden Animations looks like her drawing too
@@MellyYen true but irl her hair doesn't do the tuffy swups
(I think I spelled that wrong-)
Theodd1sout gingerpale
"ur cookies don't taste good :0"
"THEY HAVE GLUE IN THEM >:)"
When my mom gave the the talk when I was 9 or so, she also added consent including being able to say no part way through and it being valid. Also the very important fact that there are areas of me that I shouldn't allow strangers, older folks and even family members to touch or ask me to touch. And if anyone did, for me to say no, get away and call her right away. I think it's so important to rope in consent and sexual assault into the talk but it rarely ever is. I really respect her for doing that for me.
Yeah... some kids in my 1st year were talking about “bad words” and I was _determined_ to prove that they weren’t bad words-so you can guess I was just screaming F**K at the top of my lungs for the rest of the day.
Rip the lungs
So....
*How was that talk with your parents?*
HOLY S&@T that’s funny
Lets just hope nobody told you about the n word
Teachers: "Hey, um do you have any questions about... that?"
Mind: I totally do...
So I said... "No..."
Who else felt that?
Me.
Me TwT
I mean... Does anyone really ask such doubts to their teachers? Like it's weird and asking doubts makes it look like you are interested in such stuff which makes you look like a freak when you are a child😂.
Me
@@Topshow777 My friend was really interested in that and asked like 30 questions it was so awkward
I love the references in the backgrounds of your videos like the Moriah Elizabeth plush and anime merch the beginning
ITS PICKLE THE FRIKING DINO
one time when i was like, 5, i had a rhino plush that i named "horn-y" .... because he had horns and i was bad with names.. i didnt get how weird that was until i was 12
this comment is underrated gold
oh no-
God no
what the…
*“I’m gonna go outside and play with horn-y”*
i went to school in the south and WE DIDNT GET A BIRDS AND BEES TALK THEY LITERALLY JUST TOLD US ABOUT PERIODS AND HOW PADS WORKED AND THEN TOLD US TO KEEP OUR LEGS CROSSED
same.
Same.
same: the girls were told about periods and pads
not even tampons lmaoooo
Same lol
Bruh
One of my cursed memories was accidentally walking into my parents room when they were, “wrestling”. Oh boy was that cursed.
I can confirm it. Awfuly cursed and akward. Totally terrible.
Ouch, That’s rough buddy
that almost happend to me once: so i was checking my parents alarm clock and for a split second mom was on dad then got off.
i will never forget that traumatic experience ;-;
➖👄➖
_a truly cursed experience_
I never have birds and bees, they just sat us all down (even the boys) and told us every.single.detail. :')
One time, in 6th grade, my teacher had just said “the *f* word* on accident in front of the class. And the kid in my class who had special needs would sometimes repeat what people were saying (I think to help learn the words but idk). So, as you may have guessed, the next 4 minutes was just faintly hearing “f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k “ the class was dying laughing.
Omgggg
Relatable, my KINDERGARTEN class had some kid do that as well.
Omg f god hahahhah ya I think I would be the one to just be dying in the back with my friends
That's great
My Fourth word was F**k sooooooo 🤣
No one:
Ily: “Really?? Here?! Right in front of my cookies?!?”
I hate how I know the reference.
@@AryaPDipa I see you’re someone of culture as well🙏
I really like how casual the voiceover felt, like a friend just sharing awkward stories at a sleepover. Keep it up!
oh my god you hadt a protected childhood, i hope you really know how blessed you are, i would even be able to talk about how i learned about the birds and bees in any family freindly manner
She posted this 2 years ago-
@@Someoneiscrazy5 And?
I remember in 5th grade immediately after the "birds and bees" class, we went back to the classroom (scarred, obviously) and our teacher decided to pay "Nausicaa: Valley of the Wind." So after being told about *[redacted]* we watched a movie where a cute anime girl in a miniskirt saves the world from a bunch of angry bugs.
It is a very good movie and Miyazaki is a genius, but I will never treat it the same ever again.
I love that movie! Kiki and laputa are good ones to though.
Young illysa
No glasses
Glue cookies
Among us
HAIYKUU
Birds and the bees-
Guys we have officially hit TOO much chaos
Oreo cookies flashbacks
I WAS LIKE I SEE A HAIKYUU REFE
REFERENCE *
Dont forget Ino from Naruto!
ALSO MHA DEKU AND ALL MIGHT WERE IN THE BACK IN THE BEGINNING EDIT : ALSO CORPSES AMOUNG US CHARACTER
That part about the girls learning abstinence and the boys watching a movie is ridiculous.
It is! Why dont the boys learn abstinence? Its the stereotype that girls have to be virgins and boys be allowed to do whatever
@@burmessafox3939 thank you
Welp thats how it is in the south for some reason. We have to learn all that stuff while the guys learned "hey you put the thing here and boom baby'' in 6th grade and then chilled the rest of the years. Its fucking weird.
I know, it’s so stupid.
@Akwinder Kang idk I’m not there in school yet
First time seeing this video but my birds and bees convo with my mom happened in the kitchen too… she explained how men’s parts worked with whipped cream, a rubber and a banana… never looked at any of those the same ever again.
I remember in grade school we somehow also learned about the "I hate you" finger and after not being allowed to use it I thought "Ha! I'll just use my pointer finger instead!" It worked so far, that I didn't have to lie when asked if I really showed the middle finger :-P
BTW I'm German, it's so interesting how some things are so similar on the other side of the globe. While others like the birds and bees talk are completely different 😂
ooh a b*tch in my elementary class when i was like- ten she hated me with a burning FURY. she was basically the popular girl. anyways, i was reading and looked over at her, and a finger went up and over the book as she smiled. I yelled at her and the teacher pulled us into the hall, did the "you're both good girls, but I like her more so she's not getting in trouble" thing and so she basically got her dumb a*s out of trouble becuase she was prettier and skinnier and all that dumb stuff. everyone ADORED her and even If i was right, she was right because everyone loved her and she's popular. smh
There was this girl in elementary school who I sat next who would tell the teacher everything I did. Whether I was reading a book to chatting to doing about anything that wasn’t looking at the whiteboard. So one time, she was chatting with some of her friends, but like, LOUDLY. Like at the level you can’t focus while working. Soooooooooo I told the teacher. Ever since that day she’s hated me with passion. To the point where if we were walking down the hall and crossed each other, she’d stop, tell me she hated me, and keep on walking, and she’s still mad. And ever since then I have only thought one thing about it. WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK.
Was born in '98, never had "the talk" with my mom/parents. However, sexual education is very progressive in the Netherlands. I remember learning most from the internet and a museum on the development of the human body. So at the age of 9 pretty much got the basic logistics of the birds and the bees. In high school we had sex ed, but also two classes about substance abuse, or just drugs and drinks in general. During puberty, I just googled my ass off and ever since I turned 19 I have open conversations about it with my mom. They never tried to brainwash us into thinking all drugs were bad or that sex was for heretics, just straight-up information, and need to know facts. I think we avoided a lot of teen pregnancies and coma-drinkers due to that. Scare tactics don't work on teens, they see it as a dare.
Funny thing! my 5TH GRADE class was being told to not do drugs or drink any alcohol due to my area. My area was very low income and people got hit by cars many times. An old lady hit a 19 year old guy i think, and it’s bad
death is not so funny
I haven’t had the talk but my friend looked it up and forced everyone to learn it and my little brother was their and I got him out as quick as I could same as my other friend but... one was a little too late
sex ed is shitty because they don't want helicopter parents to sue them
The north: so the Male sticks the twinkies in the donut and when the Male is done the twinkie shoots the frosting
The south: be prepared innocent children for your sacred innocence to be ripped from you shallow husk shells
The middle line states: So this is what happens if you don't practice abstinence. plays a video of a pregnant lady giving birth. shows pictures of STDs. makes the kids give presentations about STDs against their will. Oh also parents only get a choice to say yes or no in 5th and 6th grade. it's mandatory 7th and 8th, then during health in high school.
@@melodyswain2588 accurate
When I was in middle school, I went to a Catholic school in the south. They didn’t teach abstinence until eighth grade because they didn’t even teach us what sex was. In eighth grade, they basically said that using a condom or birth control was just as bad as an abortion.
the Finn the Human reference
For those who don't know: Finn is the guy with the cat ear shaped hat, and he says "MATH!" when he's excited or surprised. (3:17 the poster)
Early 2020: Time for more cursed experiences...
Late 2020: ZOOM MEETING
I didn't know editing the comment would remove the heart, so I'll just reply my edits instead. OMG 41 LIKES. THAT'S THE MOST LIKES I'VE EVER RECIEVED!
It’s great how Illy adds anime characters/references while talking about cursed memories
I saw haikyuu stuff, Nishinoya on the calander and that girl beside Ily on yhe bus had a Karasuno High Volleyball jacket
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_flashbacks to my emo weaboo powerpuff girls amv phase_
There was Ino from Naruto at 2:18
I saw the blond girl from naruto 😆
follow me on twitch! i animated this video live, and even got you guys' input while i did it (: twitch.tv/illymation
Hiii
Yes do it
Notice meee
The hate hand😂😂😂
Ok
My birds and bees talk wasn’t really a talk. My mom was also a parent that was kind of uncomfortable talking about the birds and the bees. She kinda like brushed the topic but never really like fully got into it and the knowledge I have was either from friends or just gossip around school I knew more later on whenever I turned 21 and that and that was fascinating. That’s my story.
A kid in my class ate a styrofoam packing peanut. That literally everyone in the grade had touched because it was for a science experiment. We were in 6th grade. He didn’t come to school the next day...
oh boy and I thought Zim was the only one that did so. XD
(Also I'm referencing this thing that occured in a official Invader Zim Comic.)
@@chaoflaka8132 bruh
Is he ok now??
What happened to the kid at the end
I think he died guys
“WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!” The teacher: 👁👄👁
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y-your pfp and user name- ✨👄✨
sa-sangwoo?
*True story*
Setting-health week, school, science class:
Teacher: since it’s health week we’ve decided to teach you...
Entire Class:*holding their breath*
Teacher: calorie input
Entire class: *sighs in relief*
We were in 6 grade, we all knew how it worked but weren’t mentally ready to talk about it.
pHeW-
I’m my 6th grade all we learned was (tw I guess?) stds and saying no 🤐
@@Bakedbutterybiscuit my teachers are to chicken to give us that talk. We all know it of course, but they want to shove the responsibility on high school
In 4th grade we have to talk about that too
@@Bakedbutterybiscuit whats funny is no one gave me that talk
In Australia we learn about the "bird and the bees" in grade 5 as well
When I was 11 I met a suicidal 18year old girl in the hospital, and I felt like I had to befriend her, but being around her made me horribly depressed so I lied about having a new phone number and that somebody else had my old number. I still feel bad, but then again she told me that she fell in love with me?? 20 out of 10 on the cursed scale
Wut just wut?
Welp, That Escalated Quickly
200 out of 10*
Look up the term MAP
The fuck? She fell in love with you
In fifth grade when we had the “birds and bees” talk I skipped school and got ice cream with my mom lol
You had the birs and bees talk at 5th
I'm in sixth and still have no idea what bidsand bees means
@@franbobby7976 umm so am I but I know literally everything.
5th?!?? I got it in 3rd :’)
Lucky... 😤
@@franbobby7976 it’s a class where you learn about the body and how kids are made
Granny: Put this in the recycling for me noodle
Me: *puts it in the trash*
Granny: Did you put it in the recycling?
Me: Yes Granny
Granny: Good because otherwise the recycling police will come after you
I did not sleep well that night
*THEY ARE RECYCLING YOU NEXT*
There was pickle from Moriah Elizabeth hiding
My mom calls me her noodle because I did this dance that was really weird and wiggly when I was little.
Considering all the awesome cartoons I remember growing up with in the late '90s/early '00s (and the early Internet things that were around at the time), I think that time period definitely had it's blessed/cursed moments due to there being so many things that people could get away with for kids.
Not as much of as say, the '60s or '70s or something (especially since Stranger Danger and Drug PSAs were still everywhere in the '90s), but still...
Considering that I've heard of some older Gen Z's that have been exposed to a lot of Internet stuff since they were kids, I wonder what things Gen Alpha and generations after will look back on and think, "I'm surprised people were chill about that," lol. ^^
My dad was a camp counselor, and he would tell the boys and his cabin about how birds make nests and how bees make hives. then he would tell the boys to tell their parents he gave them the birds and bees talk. it was pretty funny
LOLLLL
😂😂😂
That poor cabin probably doesn't have a mom. :(
@@shiny_lock you know what he meant
I was being sarcastic. I was adding humor.
Hey guys look wat my dad taught me *puts up the middle finger*
8 year old me: what horrible parenting
It was my grandma who taught me but i díd not do it in preschool
Won of my class mates made me do the middle finger
He Said It Means “I H8 U” But He Said NOT To Use It >:)
Is everyone just gonna act like corpse isn't there
Yeah right?
whereeee
I just noticed that wut- 3:30 people
@@tilaisswag907 corpse is a RUclipsr
I SAW HIM, I WENT TO THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE SAW HIM
my school didnt have the "birds and bees" talk but in 4th grade my teacher said "give these pink papers to ONLY the girls in the class" so i did., and apparently they were about the "koolaid" and "our growing b0dies" and the video started with girls AND BOYS playing hangman and the boy who chose the word chose the word "p*berty" and all of the girls in the room questioned our existence and why are they showing us this
Why is "puberty" c*nsored???
I was an “early bloomer” when it came to my chest so I had to start wearing a trainer in 4th grade. No one noticed until I started wearing an official one in 5th grade. For some reason, a boy thought it would be a good idea to show everyone in the lunch room by pulling my shirt up and saying “What are you wearing?!?” And following his actions with laughter. I slapped him across the face and pushed him to the ground. The kids circled around us, chatting “FIGHT! FIGHT!”.
The teacher came up and stopped me and dragged me to the principles office. The boy was brought up as well but when the principle asked what happened, I told her that he exposed me to everyone so I defended myself. The boy said he didn’t mean too and that he “fell” and “grabbed onto my shirt for support”. Somehow, the principle believed the boy and let him go. Then proceeded to give me 2 weeks of detention because I started a fight for no reason. No staff ever told my family and neither did I.
10,382/10 experience
What the actual frick- he can go to hell
I was an early bloomer too in 6th grade through 7th lol
I had to start wearing a training bra in 3rd grade and I didn’t realize that was early until waaaay late in my life
im actually fucking crying
that must have been so frustrating...
In elementary, me and my friends were laughing cuz i told them “boys kiss boys and girls kiss girls”. Next thing i knew i was eating lunch by myself in classroom, overseen by a teacher. I was just confused at the time, idk if i was loud or if the teacher was just homophobic lmao
Either option 2 or both
Teacher: whoever does I hate your hand has to move there pig red
Kids: ohno my pig
Anxiety in its finest form
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T MOVE THE PIG TO THE RED SPOT!
i'd sooner die than let you do that
This little piggy went to the market and this little piggy went to red!
@@evquit NOOOO
With the birds and the bees talk, I had mine a few years back and they just showed us a video and what a pad was, but for the boys, they took them to the gym, showed them like a 10 minute video, and then they got to play games for the rest of the time. (Also one of the boys watched the girls birds + bees video they showed us and he told almost ALL of the other boys what the girls had/have to go through. One of the other kids mentioned it while we were in the halls, and his face turned very VERY red. I think it’s good he knows)
My mum was a labor and delivery nurse too and she just signed me out of every birds and bees talk until I was in like 8th grade because I grew up my whole life knowing exactly where babies came from. I used to ask others to tell me the birds and the bees because I thought it was like a script or something that I never got to hear, and they were always soooo secretive. Nobody would tell me!! Eventually I found out that it wasn't so literal and there was no universal script lol
wait, theres no script?
No one:
Random girl in illys class: im gonna put the 'i hate you finger' at the ground bcoz thats where the devil lives and i hate the devil!
I'm from PA. I definitely thought like that at one point lol
Hey! Whoever Does The “I Hate You” Hand Has To Move Their Pig To RED?
@@Semartify sorry mr/Mrs (a teacher)
why everyone hate the devil :(
@@VaultCreeper le evil
I got the “boys have sticks and girls have holes” talk (AKA the “where babies come from” talk) from my mom, but somehow the fact that there was movement involved was never brought up, so I just thought it was like plugging in your phone or something and I didn’t understand how that was supposed to feel good.
And this was around the same time that my parents gave me a book about cat breeding (and it was very clinical and used words like “mount” and “estrus”), so I knew more about cat mating then I did about human mating.
oh my god 🤣
SAME. I literally thought one lies on one end and another and the other end and they just sit there until a baby happens
@@noblepotato2319 DJHDGSGW
@@noblepotato2319 Ahahaha same! I thought of it like an injection
@@janaterbio8010 pls I just thought of it like “u think it worked?”
Knowing how babies are born as early as 4 years old thanks to a cursed RUclips video truly is a cursed childhood memory to have. Thanks me.
I remember when we did our “birds and bees” learning, they told us not to go telling any of this to the younger students, but they mostly went into like the biology of a girls body and I thought it was so cool and interesting, so when I next saw my friend who was like a year and a half younger than me from another school, I immediately told her. I was like “ok, I’m not supposed to tell you this but it was pretty neat so..” and I drew up the diagrams myself and explained what they had about the baby incubator like it was forbidden knowledge because she was younger than me.
cursed childhood story: When I was 6 or 7, my family and I lived in the "bad" part of town. (This neighborhood was so notorious for gangs, gun violence, robbery ext, that pizza delivery people would never come to our house.) one day my dad decided to go outside to get the mail and was tolled to stay inside until further notice by a police officer. my parents had no idea what was going on, so they googled it (as one does) and apparently a criminal who had robbed a near by store, and shot 3 people was hiding on our street. they eventually found the guy and arrested him, but that gave us goose bumps. This happened quite a few times during the deration my family lived there, one of those times having the perp hide IN OUR BACKYARD. luckily my siblings and I were at our grandmothers house, and my parents weren't harmed...but still
I feel this so hard.
Damn
Why did u guys not move? To a better part and sell the house
@@VGoncalves16 we were very poor at the time and couldn't afford to move.
@@VGoncalves16 Oh my dear sweet summer child, you are either very young, privileged , or live outside of the US. I am going to take this comment as a true question of wonder and ignorance and not an insult by indulging your question. No one really wants to live in the ghetto. Some people...mostly old folks have lived there so long, before the crime came so they stay. There are plenty of people who rent houses and are in a lease and can't afford to get out of that lease. They can't afford rent elsewhere. Or, they moved from far away and didn't know the neighborhood was bad until it was too late. Trickle down economics do not work. Some women are stuck and can't leave because they had lots of children they can't take care of because we don't have a good enough sex education in schools or at home. People don't have access to affordable health care. People are living pay check to pay check and are barely getting by. College here is impossible to afford and you spend the rest of your life in serious debt. The school system in the ghetto is shit and children do not have the same opportunities as the children in more affluent places. Teachers stop caring or are too overburdened with more than one job and little pay. The children do not feel like they can amount to anything in life. English is a struggle for some. Both parents work and cant afford to look after their kids and don't get enough love and affection at home so they turn to gangs to find a sense of belonging. The examples they see are what they learn to be, and don't always know any better. There are SEVERAL reasons why people can't just leave that easy. My family was fortunate to have been able to get out, but it took years to get to the point where we could. Also child care is a problem in the ghetto as well.
Cursed story from middle school:
One time at camp, I saw one of the special Ed kids crying alone, so I went over to comfort her.
She was crying because she missed her mom, and I felt really bad because she was homesick.
Camp ended at the end of the week, and I told her not to worry, because she can see her soon.
But then her personal counselor over heard this and sent me to lunch early, really aggressively.
I was SUPER confused..... but then I found out her mom died 3 months ago.....
And I told her... she’d see her dead mom....
Soon.....
A special Ed child..... I told her that she will die soon.....
wtf
Welp that’s uhh... she’ll be fine
Oh no
nooooo omg
oh no..welp all well
THE BIRDS AND BEES TALK SCARED ME- but i have a whole other story. so when i was in kindergarten or first grade, our teacher left the classroom to go talk about stuff (lol). then one of the boys say “ITS ILLEGAL FOR GIRLS TO MARRY GIRLS!!” and by then we had no idea what pride was- so- me and my bestie got “married” and we kissed on the cheek until pride month hit, and i flew into the aromantic aisle lol
In elementary I went to this little private Catholic school and when it was time for *the talk* they had us all sit down on the classroom floor and a very old deacon came in and stood at the front of the class looking down at all these 5th graders he clears his throat and says “GOD LOOOOVES SEX” and as 5th graders we didn’t know what that was and it’s not like he did an awesome job of explaining it so we just went around for the rest of the day telling everyone god loves sex
I mean, your not wrong xD
We never got the talk in 5th grade bruh
glad i wasnt the only one who got the talk in 5th grade
@@braydencole5108 Same but I know what it is
Dad: "Son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees"
Me: "I actually already know about that"
Dad: "Really? How?"
Me: *having flashbacks about weird kids on the bus during 4th grade*
I grew up in north carolina when we when learning about the birds and the bees my teacher put a adult film on I was in the 5th grade😑
For me 3rd grade girl who knew way too much for a 8 year old grabbed all her friends and explained it too us but she was very straight forward and do you know how bad I wanted to go play with my boy friends and get all that stuff out my mind they were chilling on top of the playground structure were I wanted to be but no she had to pull me in
@@toxicrune88 relatable.
So true
Fucking true man
Me in French class rn:
AU REVOIR MADAME, ILLYMATION JUST POSTED!!!
EXCUSÉ-MOI, LE FILLE ROUGE EST ARRIVÉ DANS MA ORDINATEUR
i took french in high school and hopefully that^ was correct?? lol have a good class Bonjour Storm's french class!
@@illymation I had this crazy french sub teacher and she just COULD NOT handle us so some girl was like “ugh i hate miss zikora... I have some very sharp objects in my bag...” CURSED WHO
@@heartya0 we have all had a sub like that
Wait were you actually in french class as you commented that?
@@evak1948 Yep. I was bored.
So in my school we learned about the girls in 4th grade, we learned about the boys in 5th grade,and we learned about how babies are made in 6th grade