The white rhino is technically extinct but before Sudan died, they took the white stuff from him and are planning to inject it into fertile eggs, hopefully it works out.
@@nicholassgobero If there’s a boy to one mom, it could breed the other female, this could go on forever with more males and females being born. Obviously this has a very thin window of time because the females could die before the male rhinos get to a mature age but this is all we really have left. We know inbreeding occurs in the wild but we don’t necessarily know the consequences of it, we could also breed the white rhinos with something close biologically and have a mixed rhino species.
I want that they sleep in Jail but they have to fix it during the day! And if they ever want to leave Jail completly, they better show a bee breed like that! Give them some books, bees and let them watch the beekeeper movie! :3
10:30 Dude, that's not a creepy pasta, that's a famous Robert Heinlein short titled: 'All You Zombies'. Heinlien was one of the big 3 classic sci-fi authors of the 20th century. The story was also turned into a movie by the name of 'Predestination'; it's a decent watch. If it showed up in creepypasta then someone just ripped off Heinlein.
“Save-scumming reality” is definitely a new phrase to me But this world is definitely a simulation the creator of existence forgot about and left running in the background of their PC, and the day they go through their task manager _something_ is gonna go down.
10:37, hey, Kwite, It sounds like you’re referring to a concept similar to the plot of Robert A. Heinlein's short story "All You Zombies." In this story, a character known as "The Unmarried Mother" is born intersex, undergoes a series of gender changes, and through a complex series of time travel events, becomes both their own mother and father. The character ends up recruiting themselves into a time travel agency, creating a closed causal loop. Here’s a brief rundown of the story: The protagonist is born as a girl named Jane. Jane grows up, joins the WACs (Women’s Army Corps), and has a romantic relationship with a mysterious man who leaves her pregnant. During childbirth, doctors discover she has both male and female reproductive organs, and they surgically alter her to be male. The baby is kidnapped. Now living as a man named John, he struggles with his new identity. John is approached by a time traveler who offers him a job and a chance for revenge. Through time travel, John becomes the mysterious man who seduced Jane, the baby that was kidnapped is actually Jane/John's past self, and he eventually recruits himself into the time travel agency. This intricate story is a classic example of a time travel paradox and is well-known in science fiction circles.
@@user-tq6tf5wn1x good for you. But it's not gonna affect me. You can't take the good wothout the bad. Humans and their capacity for evil also highlights their equal and opposite capacity for good. Thus this doesn't affect my faith in our kind.
I'll do that if I ever get married and get my wife pregnant. If she didn't cheat then it's a funny joke. If she did then the truth is about to come out.
As an actual alternative person I appreciate Kwite discussing the real tragedy of the amount of invasive species that have entered the Hot Topic ecosystem.
@@MortMe0430 The original goths were diy and generally didn't like Hot Topic. Mall goths, however, were infamous for doing stuff like hissing at people.
@@alexandrapedersen829the original goths were vampires in nothing but name. Wearing self made victorian black dresses and white makeup. Then mall goths came in and usurped them,hanging around hot topic.
@@skootergirl22 A person named Karliah purchased the estate and cut off the honey. She did it because the Black-Briar family are allies to the Thieves Guild, which is run by Mercer Frey, who killed her former ally. She was looking for revenge, so she tried messing with his business to draw him out and fight her. Unfortunately, the Black-Briar family are vicious monsters who will absolutely go scorched earth if you cross them
The first one made me remember that some days ago, here in Brazil, there was a ranch with a bunch of cats and some mf went there and poisoned most of the cats by putting poison in their food 13 cats died but some survived, their owners were so sad, that's painful :(
I don't understand people who kill living beings for no f-ing reason. Aside from the obvious part that it's messed up and they didn't deserve it, it also shows a lack of respect towards life. They probably think cats have no consciousness or something stupid like that.
I've seen a Tumblr post like that: "GOD: my latest creation will have the body of an ape, the voice box of a parrot, the skin of a pig, and the intelligence of a dolphin. I call it Human, and it will destroy everything else I've made ANGELS: [confused applause]"
I mean the northern white could and probably be revived as it was quite similar to the southern white and we have fertiled embryos and s***** so we could just use a surrogate
2:29 With every day my headcanon of Kwite being an extradimensional parasite assuming the form of a hoodie in order to puppet around a corpse and make funny RUclips videos gets closer and closer to being canonized
April fools video idea: r/alzheimersgroup It’s the same Garfield comic, reposted constantly in the same subreddit. It’d be really funny as a video where the video itself is also a joke
The copypasta you’re remembering is from a short story called “All You Zombies” that got turned into a movie called “Predestination”, it’s a really well done movie imo.
That one about the old lady and the people stealing out her cart made me mad. If I saw that I'd help her get more stuff off the shelf and watch her cart for her. Can't stand thieves.
10:40 The intersex time travel story technically isn't a copypasta. It is the sci-fi short story "-All You Zombies-" written by Robert A. Heinlein in 1958. It was later adapted into the film Predestination and serves as a narrative inspiration for part of the TV series Dark. And yes, the story is absolutely bonkers.
That first one is messed up. That's a good idea to make bees that can survive something that unalives them especially since without bees the rest of live won't have long to make it
The even more depressing fact is, if we do get the boat and another giant flood, the earth will be so destroyed by our nuclear plants that it'll either be a miracle if life starts existing again. Though I wouldn't put it past sharks and crocodiles to still survive.
Half of this subreddit is people doing stupid things, and us wondering how we survived. The other half is people doing horrible shit to animals and elderly people and us wanting to nuke them. I love both of these kinds of posts.
the tower of 360's is both terrifying and impressive. those things are top heavy. also i feel like the faceplate of one them was dark with a light body(if not an entirely different console altogether) in a prior vid.
Copy pasting my other comment if you want to know more about it/be less depressed lol This news article made me absolutely furious too, so i researched a little more into it. Ron Hoskins, a man from Swindon, England, the beekeeper in the photo, kept bees for over 78 years. In 1995 he discovered that he'd developed what he went on to call the "Swindon bee" which naturally, without the use of chemicals, erradicates the varroa mite from other bees. The mite, for reference, has previously killed millions of bees. This discovery is revolutionary. He shared his knowledge with many other scientists who then built on that work, so it was not in vain that his work was destroyed. He also raised over $50,000 in donations and was able to rebuild, constructing a new apiary that, according to the Meridian Beekeepers' Association, "looks exactly the same as it did before the fire." Unfortunately, Ron passed away in 2023, after decades of pioneering in the field of honeybees, and left behind an amazing legacy. A group of bee conservationists is now looking to continue that legacy as well as his research. The Ron Hoskins Honeybee Conservation Group has a GoFundMe by the same name and they are currently at about $1700 out of their $2000 goal.
People seem to forget that God said he wouldn't destroy the world with a flood again, the original meaning of the rainbow, and that those who wanted to come were allowed to, but no one did, this time it would probably a thermonuclear bunker a few hundred feet down so they would survive the nukes that God should unleash on Earth,
@@user-jo2gx9du1g So upon further research, I was wrong. The image is the video is from an illustration collection, #285782 if you know what I mean. What I firstly thought is an actual doujinshi with plot, #263140 if you know what I mean. So there are more people drawing Mecha Eli-chan than I think.
If I remember correctly, a LOT of Noah get the boat is very VERY anti LGBT or just subculture related. Not really my kind of subreddit tbh, good on Kwite braving it.
Last I checked, exposing predators who larp as gay or trans to use the circus freak show that is identity politicoomerism as a shield for their crimes does not count as "being anti-LGBT."
@@potatortheomnipotentspud Well they're very clearly using it as an excuse to be homophobic. Or are you just using it as an excuse too? Why are you on Kwite's channel then? He's Queer.
@@giantpinkcatWhy are you assuming the person you respond to is anti LGBT? They said predators who larp as gay/trans folks, not gay/trans people themselvses. I beg, see the good in people. ❤
I remember that whole thing about the guy being his own mother and father. There's a whole movie about it, called Predestination. He makes for the perfect time travel agent because he's not connected to the rest of the timeline.
So fun fact for the old lady. So there is a bit of rule where intent to buy actually gives you a degree of ownership so in someways taking stuff from other people's carts like that is in fact possible to be illegal. I am not a lawyer much less one for all 50 states I am just saying there is a chance you can get someone arrested for it.
Predestination is the film Kwite is talking about. Great film, it's VERY dialog heavy so bear that in mind for my people who struggle to process audio/multitask with movies they want to follow and pay attention to in the back ground (had to watch this movie twice for those reasons)
6:20 “Make that man yours… forever!” Or at least the next 3-4 months when he realises her belly isn’t growing, as they are known to do when someone is actually pregnant.
@@Someone-sc2hk as someone who grew up in the 80s, I've peed on the side of the road during family vacation because I had to go and we were in the middle of nowhere
3:14 Something like that happened to me during Quarantine. I parked my cart out of the way and walked, like, 3 feet to get a gallon of milk and when I turned back my fuckin whole ass cart was GONE. I'm just glad I didn't take more than my wallet, phone and keys that I kept in my pockets that day, cuz I saw the possible suspect hauling ass away from me, pushing a cart with what looked like the stuff I already picked out already on the other side of the store lmfao
Kwite that copypasta you talked about, the one about the man with both sets of reproductive organs. IT BECAME A MOVIE, I know because I saw it and was never the same again holy fuck. I wouldn't tell you where to watch it to spare you, but also I don't remember.
3:09 Where are y'all living at...? From where I'm from I never had to encounter with a situation like this ever in my life. As someone who can't stand for themselves I'm truly disturbed....
"Living with Yourself" is what you might be talking about. (or was inspired by it.) about a dude who raises himself, has an old man version and a day after version. on webtoon made by two guys, one of them is shen the other david(?)
If it makes you feel better, they extracted semen from old boy before he died and two females still live and I think they extracted eggs so we may have a chance :D
@@axehead45 id rather they not have been reduced to this point where we will have to rely on inbreeding, ultimately leading to a bottleneck in genetic diversity, severely disabling the White Rhino population as a whole. But since where already here and can't really stop it... INBREEDING WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
The white rhino is technically extinct but before Sudan died, they took the white stuff from him and are planning to inject it into fertile eggs, hopefully it works out.
The two females are both incapable of having children
Wouldn't that lead to inbreeding though?
@@nicholassgobero as if animals dont inbreed all the time lmao
@@bright-honey i'm not an expert, which is why i asked, but inbreeding tends to Go pretty bad whenever i've Heard of it
@@nicholassgobero If there’s a boy to one mom, it could breed the other female, this could go on forever with more males and females being born. Obviously this has a very thin window of time because the females could die before the male rhinos get to a mature age but this is all we really have left.
We know inbreeding occurs in the wild but we don’t necessarily know the consequences of it, we could also breed the white rhinos with something close biologically and have a mixed rhino species.
That first one is depressing jesus christ
honey bees are actually arnt going extinct they are actually super invasive, and are killing off native bees, so the less honey bees the better
😭😭😭
For real
I want that they sleep in Jail but they have to fix it during the day! And if they ever want to leave Jail completly, they better show a bee breed like that! Give them some books, bees and let them watch the beekeeper movie! :3
@@DasHeino2010 Not happening. Pointless comment that does nothing for anyone, except to make yourself look better. Never comment again.
10:26 i know what you are talking about kwite its not a copypasta its a movie called predestination the plot is kinda wild lmao
Yep can confirm ^^
Saw the movie like a decade ago, and it still lingers in my brain to this day
I didn't remember the title, had to google movie where guy is his mom. Good movie though
Holy shit I thought that movie was a fever dream
YES i was trying to remember the name!!
It do be having Ethan Hawke and the twist is spectacular!
i love watching the bots comment on each others' comments, it's like watching babies gurgle at each other. oddly endearing
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
you.. you have a homestuck pfp...
It's like...awww...they're learning
@@koffethegoober. . . yeah
politics moment.
I remember seeing the dolphin stories years ago and yeah, I am still uncontrollably angry at every single person there.
In all fairness, dolphins deserve it
@@joshuaconnall4237 we aren't much better than dolphins...
@@RustyhairedAlp9575 We are far worse than dolphins.
@@joshuaconnall4237no they don’t. they aren’t any worse than other animals.
@@siennanicholas1089 all the guys are frat boys that get high off of tetradatoxin and use baby sharks as beach balls
10:30 Dude, that's not a creepy pasta, that's a famous Robert Heinlein short titled: 'All You Zombies'. Heinlien was one of the big 3 classic sci-fi authors of the 20th century. The story was also turned into a movie by the name of 'Predestination'; it's a decent watch. If it showed up in creepypasta then someone just ripped off Heinlein.
FINALLY I NEEDED THIS
He wrote Stranger in a Strange Land which I think is about how STRICTLY HETEROSEXUAL sex is humanity's magical superpower that no other species does
He said copy pasta, not creepy pasta.
@@ghostsoffishandcrows7341*cough*
@@marbleb33sequally incorrect
“Save-scumming reality” is definitely a new phrase to me
But this world is definitely a simulation the creator of existence forgot about and left running in the background of their PC, and the day they go through their task manager _something_ is gonna go down.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
I literally just came up with the term while talking with a friend like 5 minutes before clicking on this video... shit is weird
@@p-__why are you everywhere. Every comment section on every RUclipsr I check, you are there. Posting the same. Dratted. Message. How. Why. ANSWER ME
@@FishBuildz go go gadget youtube comment bot
right now life is like leaving rimworld open for a day without managing your pawns and coming back to see everything trashed and everyone dead
10:37, hey, Kwite, It sounds like you’re referring to a concept similar to the plot of Robert A. Heinlein's short story "All You Zombies." In this story, a character known as "The Unmarried Mother" is born intersex, undergoes a series of gender changes, and through a complex series of time travel events, becomes both their own mother and father. The character ends up recruiting themselves into a time travel agency, creating a closed causal loop.
Here’s a brief rundown of the story:
The protagonist is born as a girl named Jane.
Jane grows up, joins the WACs (Women’s Army Corps), and has a romantic relationship with a mysterious man who leaves her pregnant.
During childbirth, doctors discover she has both male and female reproductive organs, and they surgically alter her to be male. The baby is kidnapped.
Now living as a man named John, he struggles with his new identity.
John is approached by a time traveler who offers him a job and a chance for revenge.
Through time travel, John becomes the mysterious man who seduced Jane, the baby that was kidnapped is actually Jane/John's past self, and he eventually recruits himself into the time travel agency.
This intricate story is a classic example of a time travel paradox and is well-known in science fiction circles.
Considering you specifically chose the ones that aren't too soul crushing, some of these are BRUTAL
look on the bright side, at least it wasnt noah get the deathstar
Eh.....even with all that soul crushing stuff on this subreddit,
I still love mankind and have hope for us.
@@raylenn4444 i dont. if there are any aliens in the audience, please come pick me up
@@raylenn4444I dont
@@user-tq6tf5wn1x good for you.
But it's not gonna affect me.
You can't take the good wothout the bad.
Humans and their capacity for evil also highlights their equal and opposite capacity for good.
Thus this doesn't affect my faith in our kind.
6:21 imagine dropping 50 on a fake pregnancy test and he goes “you’ll make a perfect single mother”
or worse, “[your name], I’m infertile”
I'll do that if I ever get married and get my wife pregnant. If she didn't cheat then it's a funny joke. If she did then the truth is about to come out.
@@spectralassassin6030 I would do that If I wasn't the wife lmao
@@spectralassassin6030death note ah thinking
I know about that movie Kwite, he went back in time to meet his father got himself pregnant, gave birth to himself and then got killed by himself.
Ok I need to watch this movie after seeing these comments 😂
now that is a hero if i ever heard of one.
I'm gonna need to watch this movie cause the plot sounds wild
Predestination is the name of the film
As an actual alternative person I appreciate Kwite discussing the real tragedy of the amount of invasive species that have entered the Hot Topic ecosystem.
😔‼️
The original goths were into cat girl roleplay?
@@MortMe0430 The original goths were diy and generally didn't like Hot Topic. Mall goths, however, were infamous for doing stuff like hissing at people.
@@alexandrapedersen829the original goths were vampires in nothing but name.
Wearing self made victorian black dresses and white makeup.
Then mall goths came in and usurped them,hanging around hot topic.
Yes it is. You fuck up the bee farm because they cut off the honey for Black-Briar Meaderey
Why would they do that?
@@skootergirl22 A person named Karliah purchased the estate and cut off the honey. She did it because the Black-Briar family are allies to the Thieves Guild, which is run by Mercer Frey, who killed her former ally. She was looking for revenge, so she tried messing with his business to draw him out and fight her.
Unfortunately, the Black-Briar family are vicious monsters who will absolutely go scorched earth if you cross them
@@skootergirl22 That's not what happened in the real life case, they're talking about the Thieves Guild quest in Skyrim.
@@skootergirl22because they cut off the honey for Black-Briar Meadery
Sounds about right. We need to protect us from ourselves.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Yeah; people suck
@@p-__english or spanish
FUCK YEAH, HUMANITY FTW
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD AIR QUALITY‼🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥
😂😂😂 u have me giggling rn
weird you picked that one as the biggest issue that humanity caused
AAAAHHHHHHH(eagle noises)
WHAT THE FUCK IS ENDANGERED ANIMALS🦅🦅🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
I've had some unpleasant individual grab stuff out of my grocery cart once. I guess he never knew his hand could make such a loud cracking noise.
I appreciate you referring to them as an "unpleasant individual"
Idk why, but it gave me a good chuckle
The first one made me remember that some days ago, here in Brazil, there was a ranch with a bunch of cats and some mf went there and poisoned most of the cats by putting poison in their food
13 cats died but some survived, their owners were so sad, that's painful :(
I don't understand people who kill living beings for no f-ing reason. Aside from the obvious part that it's messed up and they didn't deserve it, it also shows a lack of respect towards life. They probably think cats have no consciousness or something stupid like that.
unfortunately a lot of people still poison cats here, it makes me so sad every time i hear about a neighbor's cat being poisoned
That's why i don't like humans animals were here first
It’s genuinely impressive how Kwite manages to make articles that give me big sad hilarious.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
"Big sad" my God.
@@p-__ bottus mcbot
@@HitTheFloor16 fair
Do you mean the 2014 movie Predestination? About an intersex timetravel agent.
This is the craziest synopsis I've seen today
Happy pride to that time travel agent
this movie gave me goosebumps. it was so fkn good..
I mean if you're a time traveller, you will want some extra features for time emergencies.
I find it so funny that noahgettheboat is like 50% actually awful stuff and 50% people missing jokes and obvious satire
0:13 oh my god it was
Ahh humanity, the sole contributor of extinction towards many species of creatures, just as God intended.
I've seen a Tumblr post like that:
"GOD: my latest creation will have the body of an ape, the voice box of a parrot, the skin of a pig, and the intelligence of a dolphin. I call it Human, and it will destroy everything else I've made
ANGELS: [confused applause]"
I mean the northern white could and probably be revived as it was quite similar to the southern white and we have fertiled embryos and s***** so we could just use a surrogate
2:29 With every day my headcanon of Kwite being an extradimensional parasite assuming the form of a hoodie in order to puppet around a corpse and make funny RUclips videos gets closer and closer to being canonized
I saw Kwite once, he attacked my family, the sweatshirt surrounded them and swallowed them whole
Huh sure unless if you were. taken as well ... wait ...
April fools video idea: r/alzheimersgroup
It’s the same Garfield comic, reposted constantly in the same subreddit. It’d be really funny as a video where the video itself is also a joke
The copypasta you’re remembering is from a short story called “All You Zombies” that got turned into a movie called “Predestination”, it’s a really well done movie imo.
This was a less subtle way of making us depressed. Thanks Kwite
That one about the old lady and the people stealing out her cart made me mad. If I saw that I'd help her get more stuff off the shelf and watch her cart for her. Can't stand thieves.
10:40
The intersex time travel story technically isn't a copypasta. It is the sci-fi short story "-All You Zombies-" written by Robert A. Heinlein in 1958. It was later adapted into the film Predestination and serves as a narrative inspiration for part of the TV series Dark.
And yes, the story is absolutely bonkers.
Equivalent to aliens taking photos of a human without a spacesuit
Sometimes.... I dream about cheese
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
thanks @taxes_collector
Cheese…
I could eat a horse, hooves and all.
cheeeeeeeeeeeessssssseeeeeeeee
I completely forgot about this subreddit!
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ Cap
@@p-__cap
probably for the best
That first one is messed up. That's a good idea to make bees that can survive something that unalives them especially since without bees the rest of live won't have long to make it
honey bees are actually arnt going extinct they are actually super invasive, and are killing off native bees, so the less honey bees the better
10:45 intersex people must be screaming right now this is the representation they get
The even more depressing fact is, if we do get the boat and another giant flood, the earth will be so destroyed by our nuclear plants that it'll either be a miracle if life starts existing again. Though I wouldn't put it past sharks and crocodiles to still survive.
That's not how nuclear power plants work, be more concerned about the nuclear missiles.
@@andrewgreeb916 A nuclear plant that's not tended to or destroyed by a giant flood, is still going to be a destructive force.
Half of this subreddit is people doing stupid things, and us wondering how we survived.
The other half is people doing horrible shit to animals and elderly people and us wanting to nuke them.
I love both of these kinds of posts.
9:43 bro says "this is a metaphor for joining a union" like it'll make him get less likely to be censored by RUclips instead of more
11:12 Not my fault Megatron had all that robussy..... 😨
Bro no fucking way💀
10:50 I remember a video about that, where the character in question was named Jane Doe, i think it involved book writing too.
the tower of 360's is both terrifying and impressive. those things are top heavy. also i feel like the faceplate of one them was dark with a light body(if not an entirely different console altogether) in a prior vid.
The first one is basically murder. They killed that man’s pets.
The first one genuinely makes me sad, Jesus Christ. I mean Noah.
Copy pasting my other comment if you want to know more about it/be less depressed lol
This news article made me absolutely furious too, so i researched a little more into it. Ron Hoskins, a man from Swindon, England, the beekeeper in the photo, kept bees for over 78 years. In 1995 he discovered that he'd developed what he went on to call the "Swindon bee" which naturally, without the use of chemicals, erradicates the varroa mite from other bees. The mite, for reference, has previously killed millions of bees. This discovery is revolutionary. He shared his knowledge with many other scientists who then built on that work, so it was not in vain that his work was destroyed. He also raised over $50,000 in donations and was able to rebuild, constructing a new apiary that, according to the Meridian Beekeepers' Association, "looks exactly the same as it did before the fire." Unfortunately, Ron passed away in 2023, after decades of pioneering in the field of honeybees, and left behind an amazing legacy. A group of bee conservationists is now looking to continue that legacy as well as his research. The Ron Hoskins Honeybee Conservation Group has a GoFundMe by the same name and they are currently at about $1700 out of their $2000 goal.
People seem to forget that God said he wouldn't destroy the world with a flood again, the original meaning of the rainbow, and that those who wanted to come were allowed to, but no one did, this time it would probably a thermonuclear bunker a few hundred feet down so they would survive the nukes that God should unleash on Earth,
Yep, the message of the Rainbow was "God shall no longer flood the earth. The Fire is coming."
Here before the homophobes flood the replies
@@RandomCrapIUploadit's been a month, buddy, sorry for being late
10:57 So this is from a Fate/Grand Order doujinshi where a mechanical alter ego of Elizabeth Bathory hitting on the mc.
Name?
@@user-jo2gx9du1g So upon further research, I was wrong.
The image is the video is from an illustration collection, #285782 if you know what I mean.
What I firstly thought is an actual doujinshi with plot, #263140 if you know what I mean.
So there are more people drawing Mecha Eli-chan than I think.
4:30 Andddd that’s how you lose friends. Good gravy I wouldn’t even say that scripted.
If I remember correctly, a LOT of Noah get the boat is very VERY anti LGBT or just subculture related. Not really my kind of subreddit tbh, good on Kwite braving it.
I'm not surprised but it's such a shame it's being used for hate like that :/
Last I checked, exposing predators who larp as gay or trans to use the circus freak show that is identity politicoomerism as a shield for their crimes does not count as "being anti-LGBT."
@@potatortheomnipotentspud >"Politicoomerism"
God I'm getting old from reading that...
Why are you even here? Kwite is bi.
@@potatortheomnipotentspud Well they're very clearly using it as an excuse to be homophobic. Or are you just using it as an excuse too?
Why are you on Kwite's channel then? He's Queer.
@@giantpinkcatWhy are you assuming the person you respond to is anti LGBT? They said predators who larp as gay/trans folks, not gay/trans people themselvses. I beg, see the good in people. ❤
5:03 h-he has feet? 😨
"why is this on noah get the boat, this is why the weekend is the goat"
-kwite
Unicorns were real, and we slaughtered them for cheap meat and ivory.
Real
There's still plenty of white rhinoceros as a species in the wild, it's really just a single race of them that has died out
@@RandomCrapIUpload eh, it was more of an overly-dramatic comment about something else the human race has ruined.
"Wasn't that a thieves guild quest?"
Me currently playing the thieves guild quest while watching this
I remember that whole thing about the guy being his own mother and father. There's a whole movie about it, called Predestination. He makes for the perfect time travel agent because he's not connected to the rest of the timeline.
"I'm like an interdimensional floating hoodie that just popped into the void." -Kwite, 2024
That first one sucks. That guy spent YEARS trying to selectively breed bees to resist mites. Like wtf
What a great video to watch before starting my shift at Kroger today. Certainly won’t piss me off before I even get to the store 💀
I love how Kwite is more concerned about he extinction of hot topic emo’s than the extinction of the northern white rhino
"All you zombies" by Robert A Heinlein
So fun fact for the old lady.
So there is a bit of rule where intent to buy actually gives you a degree of ownership so in someways taking stuff from other people's carts like that is in fact possible to be illegal. I am not a lawyer much less one for all 50 states I am just saying there is a chance you can get someone arrested for it.
Noah get the boat has definitely changed
I remember when it was really cursed posts like tihi
Predestination is the film Kwite is talking about. Great film, it's VERY dialog heavy so bear that in mind for my people who struggle to process audio/multitask with movies they want to follow and pay attention to in the back ground (had to watch this movie twice for those reasons)
Don't know about a time travel copypasta... sounds like you just described the plot to the movie "Predestination".
3:45 Poor dolphin 😢😢😢😢😢😢 *BABY?????????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HUMANS!?
most of us would be left to die in the flood idk why people act like they gon get invited😭
you smell like a bot
kwite deserves headpats and springtrap cuddles
We don't need a boat, Noah. We need the Matrix. Turn me into a fucking battery. Just make the food taste good.
6:20 “Make that man yours… forever!”
Or at least the next 3-4 months when he realises her belly isn’t growing, as they are known to do when someone is actually pregnant.
i remmber when i went on this subreddit i saw someone take a dump in the middle of the street.
never again.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
What.....
I saw someone piss on the side of the road *IRL*
@@Someone-sc2hk as someone who grew up in the 80s, I've peed on the side of the road during family vacation because I had to go and we were in the middle of nowhere
@@TheDopekitty As someone living rn, i still sometimes do that if were out in nowhere
10:51 i know what you talking about
Same but I don’t remember what it was from 💀
It’s the plot of a movie called predestination
Are those... xbox 360s under, and on top of your Gfuel? As decoration? Legend.
My brother in Christ that you just impair someone losing their livelihood to a quest in Skyrim lol
GET THIS MAN ON TUMBLR
6:05 after that one show he made I'm surprised he has any fans at all still lmao
3:14 Something like that happened to me during Quarantine. I parked my cart out of the way and walked, like, 3 feet to get a gallon of milk and when I turned back my fuckin whole ass cart was GONE. I'm just glad I didn't take more than my wallet, phone and keys that I kept in my pockets that day, cuz I saw the possible suspect hauling ass away from me, pushing a cart with what looked like the stuff I already picked out already on the other side of the store lmfao
10:27 idk about the copypasta but there is a movie with this exact plot called predestination. It's a good watch if you want a bit of a mindfuck
YK ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY WHEN KWITE POSTS
10:36 I don't know about the copypasta but I do know exactly what ur talking about because it was in an Ethan Hawk movie I saw called predestination
not if.
WHEN.
WHEN All spiders team up.
10:35 Kwite what you're describing isn't a copypasta, it's beat by beat the plot of the movie Predestination
Kwite has been so desensitised to this shit that he enjoyed half of these
I believe the movie is Predestionation, based on the short story “-All You Zombies-”.
Kwite that copypasta you talked about, the one about the man with both sets of reproductive organs. IT BECAME A MOVIE, I know because I saw it and was never the same again holy fuck. I wouldn't tell you where to watch it to spare you, but also I don't remember.
Wow, I read it on Pinterest years ago, it was so weird that I saved it on there, but I haven’t seen it in years.
11:01 Mecha Eli my GOAT
Megatron, get the Nemesis!
4:34 At first I thought she’d reject him, but then my jaw dropped
KWITE I REMEMBER THAT COPYPASTA I SWEAR IT WAS FROM A MOVIE i felt like i was the only one who remembered it 😭
Morgan Freeman narrated penguins into existence, now we need him to narrate humanities extinction.
3:09 Where are y'all living at...? From where I'm from I never had to encounter with a situation like this ever in my life.
As someone who can't stand for themselves I'm truly disturbed....
10:50 The short story is called "All You Zombies".
I'm so upset about those bees
So am i
These arsonists are hotheaded
the 360s rase my anxiety every second
I need everyone to know the daughter [11:49] is TWENTY ONE YEARS OLD.
AYE YOAH!
Thank you noah, get your boat the hell out of here btw it's not worth it
10:54 yes yes theres people out there
1:08 yeah I am
"Living with Yourself" is what you might be talking about. (or was inspired by it.) about a dude who raises himself, has an old man version and a day after version. on webtoon
made by two guys, one of them is shen the other david(?)
This video goes to show the depravity that comes with the virtue of the indomitable human spirit.
we need the boat fr the first one got me already and the thum nail one
that thumbnail is disgusting. ive never been more upset about anything ever.
Every single one in that crowd should be jailed without a phone
I’m like 90% sure copypasta was actually a sci-fi short story I had to read from an anthology for my short story writing class 😭
Not the boat. The Dino meteor.
the name of the film was Predestination in case someone wants to watch it kinna of cool
The white rhino thing is genuinely depressing dam an entire spices gone like that
If it makes you feel better, they extracted semen from old boy before he died and two females still live and I think they extracted eggs so we may have a chance :D
@@axehead45 INBREEDING WOOOOOOOOOO
@@thebionicvet8674 Would you rather they go extinct?
@@axehead45 id rather they not have been reduced to this point where we will have to rely on inbreeding, ultimately leading to a bottleneck in genetic diversity, severely disabling the White Rhino population as a whole. But since where already here and can't really stop it...
INBREEDING WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Can confirm Gamersupps does go hard. Both the product and the consumer.