You dumb mah dude? It's on his second channel. He's explained this shit before mah boi. Stay on that shit. Don't be throwin' shade at ya boy fo no reason ya feel me?
DACHIE. DACHIE! Since it's been 17 years... does that mean we are 17 years closer to gettin that mixtape dropping in 3023... since you pushed it back a year...
One of these days, Dachie’s gonna forget to pause and we’re gonna be sitting there, in front of our screens, thinking if it was on accident or intentional...
1. Why does this seem like the shortest Mario kart video 2. Skits mah boy 3. Dashie got me blushing 4. Your videos fuel my soul 5. Seriously get on em skits Sixfth. I love ya Dash
Yoooo ily DACHIE DACHIE ! DACHIE ! DACHIE ! I have a THREEP for you. THREEEP! Take a Luigi. Cover him in some butter and shrimp. You now have some Linguine! No...? Okay.
Dashie, tbh you always make my day with your videos and today was a really hard day for me in lots of categories and I got heartbroken too but idk like every time I watch your videos you lift my spirits even on the worst days man you mean the world to me tbh
Dashie o just want to say how long I’ve been watching you because you are one of my favorite youtubers I don’t comment but I just want you to know that I’m here watching
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"Even tho I diss him, I still kinda of miss him" True rivalship
Yup!
Rivalry** pay more attention in English class
@@zylo999 shut up
@@zylo999 🤓🤓
@@zylo999 rivalry 🤓🤓
Lmao I died when he translated what donkey said 😂
Rina DeLaGhetto your really pretty
Rina DeLaGhetto i kept replaying it 😂😂
Rina DeLaGhetto nbssss I was weak😂😭😭
"Be careful Dash"
* *2 seconds later* *
Runs over the banana peel
Mayra Salazar lol
+DK the enemy fuck u
Mayra Salazar lol
You fine
Let me get the puhhhhh gurlll
4:28 🤣 donkey just rolls by as u suffered
“Damn, yo that cameraman wasn’t playing” 😭❤️ I agree!
Grisel Palacios when was that what time ?
Don't mess with Dashie in Mario Kart or else he's gonna mess *Yoshi-t* up
No? Ok
UnPhayzable lol that's dope!
UnPhayzable that was really good
I feel ya mai boi
UnPhayzable that’s pretty good
UnPhayzable 😂😂😂how you think go that
He stayed loyal to Yoshi, got first place, and Donkey Kong didn't even place. That is an impressive return to the game. Congratulations.
Every Mario Kart vid is like a rollercoaster of emotion.
KeeperOfProphecies like my life
14:10 that had me dying
"the is no room for error" -Dashie
When you’re feeling down just watch dashie 💯❤️💪🏽
Always brings a smile.
It’s True. Dashie devastates Depression. 😂😂👍🏻🌟
True.
Each time Dashie hops off his seat, an angel gets a set of wings.
Shybaka289 If only because they drank that Red Bull
more like a demon gets its claws
Shybaka289 YES!!!
And the chair looses a screw
When he stuck his tongue out like Yoshi 😂😂
UnPhayzable He does it all the time, tho... is you new here, or sunthin'?
You know *damn well* it ain't been no 17 years😂
Zohaib Asif I think he means that he haven't played mk8 deluxe since 2017
@@epidomelord641 appreciate it 😅
It’s an exaggeration
*Dashie, Where is Your SKITS?? You promised to us since 2 YEARS AGO."*
NavaIMTutorial 2019 Probably 🙃🤷🏾♂️
True maybe he ran out of ideas
You dumb mah dude?
It's on his second channel.
He's explained this shit before mah boi.
Stay on that shit.
Don't be throwin' shade at ya boy fo no reason ya feel me?
Ky Anderson You know what he meant he's talking bout more skits he said he was planning to make more last august
NavaIMTutorial tru
While I was waiting for Dashie to upload today, I was watching Ghetto Chef.
*He took my DA LA LON LONS DON LA LON LONS!!*
😂😂
Leila Turcios 😂😅
🤣🤣🤣
I was wondering how to spell that
Leila Turcios 😆🤣😂
DACHIE. DACHIE! Since it's been 17 years... does that mean we are 17 years closer to gettin that mixtape dropping in 3023... since you pushed it back a year...
One of these days, Dachie’s gonna forget to pause and we’re gonna be sitting there, in front of our screens, thinking if it was on accident or intentional...
YOSHI AND DONKEY MAKING EYE CONTACT....NOW THATS MY NEW WALLPAPER
YESSSSSS IT'S BACK!!!!!
AJ Wright lol
Finally Dashie, Been waiting on this
10Hours Loop 10Hours Loop! You're everywhere! I didn't know you watch Dashie!
So was I!
10Hours Loop Yes!! I'm so glad he finally did it!!!
YES! Dashie us by far my favorite Lets Player, and his Mario Kart Let's Plays are the best!
Me too
Donkey's little "Fuck you!" Just made the comeback stronger XD
"Cause he isn't a threat.
Wait, where he at?
Oh he is a threat..."
HahaXD I'm to high for this
Every time he said protection I always thought of condoms!😂🙄
When I saw that thumbnail I was like screaming out of joy seriously!!!
Donkey: I’M BACK.......
Dashie: OH HELLLL NOOOO
THREEP
Take a block place it on the ground walk around it
Congratulations you have walked around the block
Super mario maker?
THREEP
If today is your birthday...
Congratulations you are one year older!!
Buffet.S minecraft
Yuh
THREEP!
Take a IPhone, get a gun, shoot the screen
CONGRATULATIONS You now have a SCREEN-SHOT!
No?
Donkey bitchass already commented that, he always a problem. Even in the comment section
Mr. CashMoney someone already said that
I have been saying this since ep 100 of super Mario maker
Mr. CashMoney aye
Mr. CashMoney 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think Dashie restarts every game that doesn’t have DK in it just to have a rival in the race lmao
My boy switched the energy drinks for some pre-workout thinking he slick....i c u
THREEP! Take a phone, get a gun, load the gun. shoot your phone screen. Congratulations you now got a screenshot.
No? For super mario maker?
Donkey Kong Too soon
Starry stfu
donks? you got 4th and still commenting?
😂😂😂😂😂
Donkey Kong Donkey bitch ass XD
🔥 hell yeah my boi 🔥
Damn these races look fast af
Shaela Falks it’s 200 cc
Just imagine them with €beat
sunni h lmao
Shaela Falks way faster than Mario kart wii
Christian Perez stop trying lol
1. Why does this seem like the shortest Mario kart video
2. Skits mah boy
3. Dashie got me blushing
4. Your videos fuel my soul
5. Seriously get on em skits
Sixfth. I love ya Dash
my favorite part of this video was the songs after the races 😂😂 damn i missed this shit!
14:03 got me dying lmfao
Dashie was too hype for this game play again, lmao 😂
😂
10:04 When baby girl invites you to the house
I love how Dashie has the word bitch in every name in Mariokart 8
Finally
We waited long enough.
Finally, mario kart 8 diughluxe
Lol
DACHIE!
Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze is coming to the SWITCHAA!!!!
This has to be the most fluid and high-quality video I have seen yet 😭👌
i want a relationship as strong as Dashies chair xD ;-;
Me too. T^T
What's up Dachie!
Ma boi!!!
This dude is everywhere
Dashie****
Endo King Dachie*
This whole gameplay describes my life...
I think I'm good and then I FUCK UP😂😂😂
1:34 "Remember It's been 17 years since I last played so you're boy might be a little rusty"
4:25 DK: Yoshi.. :O
4:27 DK: AW HELL NAHHHH ):O
Who screams the Intro with dashie 🖐
Me
Me, IN. EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO.
lakitu outta nowhere
The new Randy Orton.
Left a dashie video to watch a dashie video 😂😂
"At first you thought that you was gon win, then you- because you- was- u- doin' really good, but then you started fuckin' uuuu-up!"
14:03 lmaoo he's so creative
Yoooo ily DACHIE
DACHIE ! DACHIE ! DACHIE !
I have a THREEP for you.
THREEEP! Take a Luigi. Cover him in some butter and shrimp. You now have some Linguine!
No...? Okay.
I missed this soooo much thank you dashie for bringing it back YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DASHIE MAKES the funniest videos DON'T FIGHT ME ON THIS
shaylasimvu you are absolutely right though
Please make this a weekly series!!😃
It was until he completed the game.
8:02 poor lakitu XD He was tryna cool in front of Dashie he fell! Dash didn't even say nothin'.
Dashie is best. Who agrees
Donkey Kong hello
Donkey Kong What my homie doing here?
What are YOU doing here?
Donkey Kong Oh, so you respect him now?
I Do, but you don't Donkey!
Dachie need that protection!!!
That flow though dashie was fire
When dahsie rushes over to a girl she really like house "I don't have any protection.. I need protection"
I DIED when dashie said donkey cursed at him 😂😂😂😂wtff
Nice video dashie!....but granny still wanna play hide and seek 👵
Dashie said it has been 17 years since he last played this, but Mario Kart 8 Deluxe came out last year. haha
Gears Starting i am confused too. Unless he's just kidding.
He is
Bruh. He's kidding ಠ_ಠ
No shit.
i love when my thickums plays mario kart :)!!!
Yup
One of the few reasons why i love dashie is how he names things the sounds they make
*the dlalalung dlalalungs*
_Red shell coming trough_
It's alright I have *Protection*
_Pauze_
*DASHIE DROPING ANOTHER BANGER*
YAAAAASSSSS OMG I WAS WAITING SO LONG FOR THAT❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love dashie's Mario Kart 8 Deluxe videos
FINALLY!!!! Been waiting for this for a couple of months 😭😭
Good job dashie!! Especially that last race. Close call may boy. Keep it up!!!
THREEP! Grab a box of cereal, stab the box with a knife. Congrats you are now a serial killer!
I missed the WOOF WOOF WOOF
Yoshi + dashie = doshie
Razor Demon you mean diughoshi
He went on a 17 year hiatus when the game hasn't even been out for 17 years
Dashie, tbh you always make my day with your videos and today was a really hard day for me in lots of categories and I got heartbroken too but idk like every time I watch your videos you lift my spirits even on the worst days man you mean the world to me tbh
MARIO KART DIUGH-LUXE IS BACK MAH BOIS!!!!
THREEP. Have Michael Jordan then go outside, throw him up in the air. Now you have Air Jordan's.
No? Okay.
No indeed.
Is it me? Or I’m starting to see a little weight loss on mah boi dashie🤔
MD The menace Maybe he's doing a diet? 👀👏
He lost 30 pounds y’all lmao.
I was locked up for 90 days, and your videos gave me a good laugh after a very unfortunate experience. Keep doing what you do bro.
Third race was so good. Lakitu hit Donkey right after Dashie asked him to be the homie, then betrayed him at the last minute to steal first. Iconic.
I DONT HAVE ANY PROTECTION 😂
I’m suppose to be paying attention in class rn
Dashie never fails to make me laugh honeslty.
“Ruuf ruf ruuuf” funny 🤣
My favorite parts ever 4:15 4:30 😂😂😂
any mario kart fans here?? :D
Matt Spicer yep. Me. Or otherwise people probably wouldn't watch this
Ye
What up?!
I am! I really hope they bring back characters like Diddy and Wiggler.
Matt Spicer yep
I would be so pissed if I was king boo in the last one 😂😂😂
I have literally never seen that mk8 wall paper at the beginning of the video...
4:28 bro I’m dead
Puppy Bitch Merch would be the best thing ever.
Without FURTHER A DUE !
Zillz McFly Without further Adieu*
Dashie o just want to say how long I’ve been watching you because you are one of my favorite youtubers I don’t comment but I just want you to know that I’m here watching
U got BARS
Yo Dashie you're getting noticeably slimmer my boy, keep it up! Proud of you.
It's funny when he sings and runs out of breath 😂😂😂😂
Finally iam Back... 🙂
Yoshi welcome back
Yoshi how do you feel that bitch ( donkey bitchass ) is in 4th?
It was a nice break, but i’m always glad to see you around. Besides, you’ve been my fav mario character since I was a kid my boi
Jose Rodriguez I bet he feels great, especially cuz Donkey Bitch-ass stole his win in Dry Dry Desert last time. Sweet irony!