If this video seems empty in some parts, it's because I just started using a new video editor with this one, and for some reason it didn't pick up any of the audio outside the main track. Whoopsie! I think the video as a whole is fine enough to not really bother re-uploading it (especially since I'm not like Mika's official video editor or anything) but I'll definitely make sure they have the added sounds next time so y'all get only the highest (?) quality highlight videos from here on out.
I'm eating spaghetti with lots of cheese for breakfast now(I'm lactose intolerant lol but my mom don't care, so do i) before going to work. I can confirm lol
@@toawing i would not be surprised honestly. Tbf though some gens have no members showing their cooking prowess or lack thereof so i'm not sure about the data.
Now I finally know the connection between these four people, which are : - Mika Melatika (NijiSanji ID) = Mysta Rias (NijiSanji EN) - Hana Macchia (NijiSanji ID) = Vox Akuma (NijiSanji EN) Now all we have to do is hope that the four of them will be able to do some Cooking Stream Collab together someday in the future. Where Mika & Mysta's Pair will cook a dish, and Hana & Vox's Pair who will judge Mika & Mysta's Pair Cooking. I would love to see the chaos and heated debate that Mika and Mysta will cause while they are cooking. Meanwhile, Hana and Vox will feel very tormented when they see the two of them cook, and then they both have to taste the results of their cooking and have to give value to that. Both of them would feel the torment as if they were in hell. It would be so funny to see Hana and Vox slowly lose their f*ck*ng minds.
I showed this to my friend and she screamed "CHEESE GRATER! USE A FUCKING CHEESE GRATER! STICK THAT MOZZA INTO YER FREEZER FOR 15 MINUTES BEFORE SHREDDING THAT SHIT OMG YOU STUPID BI-- The call ended there but I'm sure the entire group chat was on fire that time.
“Is the plastic made out of cheese???” -Bobon Now I wonder how confused they will be when eating the white rabbit milk candies for the first time. The wrapping is inedible but the clear film around the milk candy is edible
I've never felt so confident in my primitive cooking abilities as now, eating a home made meal while watching this girl think aluminum foil was part of cheese.
When there is so much air that everything floats in the toilet like mossy marshmallows instead of sinking. When the bubblegut trumpets loud and proud and the porcelain walls are painted in your particular brand of homemade stucco. Then you know the plight of the lactose intolerant.
Interestingly Mika may be lactose intolerant but cheese contains very little lactose as it is mostly a mix of milk fat and the protein called casein. Lactose being a sugar is water soluble and is primarily in the liquid whey. That said she may also be casein intolerant as well. which would make eating cheese very problematic as well. (It's likely she is both because if she is unable to produce the lactase enzyme. It's like she also doesn't produce the casein protein digesting enzyme as well. Edit: I'm watching this vid. She is nearly as bad as Mysta, I hope her roommate cooks for herself cause othrewise this girl is gonna feed her something awful
Omg.... I can already feel the pain just by looking at the ingredients. I love cheese... But.... There should be a limit or else... Huhuhu 3 days of pain.
Hey for what it's worth, i also cut the aluminum-wrapped cheese the first time out of the packaging. It's easier and more efficient to peel off the aluminum that way. Though Mika thinking the aluminum is part of it and just straight up says silver cheese is beyond me looool
Funfact, good cheese does not contain latcose. As a fellow lactose-intolerant who will destroy your'e bath after one sip of milk, i know my ways around xD. But of course Mika uses all the ones who have a TON of lactose xD.
Considering something basically not even hot like Tostitos mild salsa leaves me with some lasting burning, I'm fairly certain that eating this would _actually_ kill me.
I want a new cooking stream with Mysta, Vox, Hana, and mika but the kicker is, Vox and Hana have to do whatever Mysta and Mika tells them to do, no questions asked, so we can see Vox and Hana suffer as mika and Mysta laugh their ass off, telling Vox and Hana to intentionally use the wrong knife
lol that red thing covering hard cheese is actually wax, although the ones they use on it is the edible ones but still I wouldn't eat it because it's tasteless and it's...wax.
Management was just at a headache point knowing they would have to check in on Mika post macaroni. Probably taking a sip from a mug of coffee when Mika revealed it was the PP Pasta. Leading to management spitting out their coffee.
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If this video seems empty in some parts, it's because I just started using a new video editor with this one, and for some reason it didn't pick up any of the audio outside the main track. Whoopsie!
I think the video as a whole is fine enough to not really bother re-uploading it (especially since I'm not like Mika's official video editor or anything) but I'll definitely make sure they have the added sounds next time so y'all get only the highest (?) quality highlight videos from here on out.
what was ur old editor and ur new editor?
*"How about we play hide & seek? I go hide, you seek help."* -Bobon
"I'm gonna go hide & you seek Jesus" -bobon
Two lines that made me laugh rn 😆
Three lines that made me smile rn
Everyone in Nijisanji needs to seek help.
@@jessepeterson6694 we all do
The way she held the knife makes me feel physical pain as a chef.
As a person who is not a chef the way she held the knife physically hurt
i ain't a chef but i kmow how fucked up she was whe nshe hold the knife like that
as a fellow chef. yes i was literally terrified and yelling at my monitor.
I have a migraine when i saw her holding a knife like that
At least she doesn't hold it like kendall jenner 👁👄👁
Like, I mean, a lactose intolerant person eating cheese is really nothing compared to eating melted plastic.
She's not plastic intolerance, I guess.
Explainst a LOT. /s
I'm eating spaghetti with lots of cheese for breakfast now(I'm lactose intolerant lol but my mom don't care, so do i) before going to work. I can confirm lol
I think quite a bit of lactose intolerant people just don't care lol. (Sauce: I'm also lactose intolerant)
@@zodalter So tru bestie.
Source: trust me bro (ft. Our office's rest room)
@@zodalter yea we really don't until it REALLY fucks us up
"A sane and half-sane person enter the kitchen the first stares in agony while the second one prays to god" the punchline is that is Mika's kitchen
Or Mysta’s kitchen
@@CJODell12 we don't use such foul language in this community
Mika Mysta kitchen collab pls
@@richter1934 OH GOD OH NO
@@bongwatercrocodile315
And they cook a full course dinner for the rest of Nijisangi.
"Why is it called a rest room... Im fighting for my fucking life in here"
-Mika probably
Remember the good old days when the worst Nijisanji kitchen mishap was Mysta not washing rice
i mean, i swear mysta was also terrible at using a knife too xD
@@ninjahaz0180 the memory, him just chopping and Vox staring in shock and horror
Were millie's horrible recipes like the blood curry and the hoboyaki before or after mysta's rice thing?
@@bonogiamboni4830 I'm going to have to look that up now, is each gen only allowed one competent cook or something?
@@toawing i would not be surprised honestly. Tbf though some gens have no members showing their cooking prowess or lack thereof so i'm not sure about the data.
*"IT DE PP MACAROONIII!!"* The exact moment I absolutely frickin lost it 🤣🤣🤣
Same
Same
Everytime Mika is cooking on stream, I'm worried about her well-being
Kinda reminds me of certain detective
At least she’s better than Mysta in that her cooking is at least edible, if you compare the two of them.
Why do I feel like they both are related to each other...
I feel like most vtuber can't cook on Cooking streams :0
@@imapaperperson everyone can cook, it is a matter of you make an edible meal or Chernobyl 2.0
12:49
Mika : cooking is from the soul
Me : but you are a dead soul
I mean all she really has going for her is soul at this point
The fact that Mikas roomie didn't leave after this is a testament to either their friendship or how much patience she has for Mika.
Dunno, leaving over a spicy meme meal would be a bit extreme
It's attempted homie-cide
You know you're in for a *good* cooking stream when the first question is _"How do I hold a knife?"_
I lost it when Bobon started screaming at the *PP macaroni*
I feel Hana's pain on a spiritual level
This is like Haachama breaking Luna out of character during the cooking stream. Luna dropped voice and everything and we all went D:
Of course she broke the sandwich maker
The more I see her attempt to cook the more I wish I could teach her how to do food properly, holy shit.
you should watch millie cook you will suffer more
@@shesh705 oh god, the thumbnails alone are horrifying
Now I finally know the connection between these four people, which are :
- Mika Melatika (NijiSanji ID) = Mysta Rias (NijiSanji EN)
- Hana Macchia (NijiSanji ID) = Vox Akuma (NijiSanji EN)
Now all we have to do is hope that the four of them will be able to do some Cooking Stream Collab together someday in the future. Where Mika & Mysta's Pair will cook a dish, and Hana & Vox's Pair who will judge Mika & Mysta's Pair Cooking.
I would love to see the chaos and heated debate that Mika and Mysta will cause while they are cooking. Meanwhile, Hana and Vox will feel very tormented when they see the two of them cook, and then they both have to taste the results of their cooking and have to give value to that.
Both of them would feel the torment as if they were in hell. It would be so funny to see Hana and Vox slowly lose their f*ck*ng minds.
I LOVE THIS COMMENT HOLY SHIT
I love the idea! While Hana sits in the corner like Shinji from Evangelion and Vox shouts at them Gordon Ramsay style
Hana is in pure pain.
I showed this to my friend and she screamed "CHEESE GRATER! USE A FUCKING CHEESE GRATER! STICK THAT MOZZA INTO YER FREEZER FOR 15 MINUTES BEFORE SHREDDING THAT SHIT OMG YOU STUPID BI--
The call ended there but I'm sure the entire group chat was on fire that time.
Oh my god Bobon is actually the only person who can do that "What did I do" with the funny R's OMG im in TEARS
Timestamp: 5:52
Edit: That part MADE me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
“Is the plastic made out of cheese???” -Bobon
Now I wonder how confused they will be when eating the white rabbit milk candies for the first time. The wrapping is inedible but the clear film around the milk candy is edible
It felt like Mika, Hana, Bonnie and chat were all losing their minds but it was worth it for this amazing comedy.
Millie or mika cooking is pure gold
Reminds me of the time I ate a whole bag of sugar free gummy bears.
Oh... Oh no
@@o0Avalon0o It was as bad as you think.
F
Oh God oh fuck
Mika is to Hana as Mysta is to Vox at this point
bobon screaming pp macaroni now living rent free in my head for a months
"How about we play hide & seek?
I go hide. You, seek help."
Absolute Savage!
I die everytime Mika cooks istg, and Hana's reaction while losing her sanity is priceless
She is a ghost, this is how she makes the living join her in death
-that and her uwu voice-
I'm just smiling really uncomfortably and in horror as I continue watching this.
And several hours later, Mika became the first person to enter low-Earth orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
I've never felt so confident in my primitive cooking abilities as now, eating a home made meal while watching this girl think aluminum foil was part of cheese.
Looks like mika will go through her own detox after eating that
6:33 "Is the plastic made out of cheese" ~Bonbon 2022
When there is so much air that everything floats in the toilet like mossy marshmallows instead of sinking. When the bubblegut trumpets loud and proud and the porcelain walls are painted in your particular brand of homemade stucco. Then you know the plight of the lactose intolerant.
My stomach hurts so much from laughing when they realized that the macaroni is a dickaroni. Pp jokes are my kryptonite
Okay, I am really fucking white and the amount of cheese was perfect, but the Saymang scares the shit outta me
''ITS THE PP MACARONI'' -Bonnie
just died laughhing the way he pronounced it-
Interestingly Mika may be lactose intolerant but cheese contains very little lactose as it is mostly a mix of milk fat and the protein called casein. Lactose being a sugar is water soluble and is primarily in the liquid whey.
That said she may also be casein intolerant as well. which would make eating cheese very problematic as well. (It's likely she is both because if she is unable to produce the lactase enzyme. It's like she also doesn't produce the casein protein digesting enzyme as well.
Edit: I'm watching this vid. She is nearly as bad as Mysta, I hope her roommate cooks for herself cause othrewise this girl is gonna feed her something awful
Dw iirc her roommate the one that cook and bring food to home meanwhile mika the one that clean their house
Rest in peace roomie chan
Hana and Bonni giving mother and father energy be like:
"Oh boy she gonna shit go od tonight baby"
ahaha thats me when eat dairy too, i know its gonna be good
Omg.... I can already feel the pain just by looking at the ingredients. I love cheese... But.... There should be a limit or else... Huhuhu 3 days of pain.
She really called this the redemption arc lmao
I love how she called this her redemption arc
But it's possibly even worse than the last time
Hey for what it's worth, i also cut the aluminum-wrapped cheese the first time out of the packaging. It's easier and more efficient to peel off the aluminum that way. Though Mika thinking the aluminum is part of it and just straight up says silver cheese is beyond me looool
"U deserve to be in the toilet, wtf is that"
-Roomie chan, 2022
4:25 “why is it so shiny?” 😭😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂🤣 actually started choking here from laughing so hard
Funfact, good cheese does not contain latcose. As a fellow lactose-intolerant who will destroy your'e bath after one sip of milk, i know my ways around xD.
But of course Mika uses all the ones who have a TON of lactose xD.
I just found out that pasta was like that. I LITERALLY DIDN'T KNOW THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
im going to miss this age
Mika is literally helpless when it comes to cooking
Considering something basically not even hot like Tostitos mild salsa leaves me with some lasting burning, I'm fairly certain that eating this would _actually_ kill me.
Mika: "I have milk!"
Me: Do you really?
Lactose intolerant people actually eat more cheese knowing the consequences .
no one can save you now
The longer I watch Mika cooking, the more I can feel my inner Gordon Ramsay trying to break free while I just stare, fucking mortified.
She played with that thing for thirty seconds lol
I'd be surprised if that stream wasn't demonitized
15:59 Hana says "Kasian Roomie-nya woy!" something like "Oi! Think about Roomie!"
I want a new cooking stream with Mysta, Vox, Hana, and mika
but the kicker is, Vox and Hana have to do whatever Mysta and Mika tells them to do, no questions asked, so we can see Vox and Hana suffer as mika and Mysta laugh their ass off, telling Vox and Hana to intentionally use the wrong knife
Mika : how do you hold a knife like this?
Mysta: How do you use a knife like this?!
Like sibling :))
It honestly looks good and it's making me crave it 😭
8:29 this is the moment when Bobon became Italian
This is the funniest shit I have seen all year LMAOOOO
I don't think I have ever sat mouth agape in disbelief. But every time I thought it couldn't get more outrageous. I was wrong.
The algo has brought me back to this masterpiece
I'm dying now and I'm going to be dying later as well.
The longer I watch, the more I think that she just try to end her life
How has no one made Mika aware that melted plastic is poisonous…
Cheat day.
Nah that's a hard reset
Great mighty poo origin story
I want to see mika and mysta play overcooked
lol that red thing covering hard cheese is actually wax, although the ones they use on it is the edible ones but still I wouldn't eat it because it's tasteless and it's...wax.
If Nina is mom, is there an unofficial dad? Because dear god does niji need one.
Months later, this cursed food stunt by Mika was OUSTED by Kronii's blended sandwich idea.
are we not going to talk about how none of them corrected mika that you dont fkin peel a sausage?
8:25 Dude became a Sr. Pelo character.
"why didn't u measure it?"
"cuz' we r ASIAN"
Management was just at a headache point knowing they would have to check in on Mika post macaroni. Probably taking a sip from a mug of coffee when Mika revealed it was the PP Pasta. Leading to management spitting out their coffee.
This feels like less of a cooking video and more of an intervention.
The day that toilet need help
The ending tweet is hilarious my god
Hide and seek....Father go hide. Child seek help
At least it’s better than whatever Mysta cooks.
watching Mika handling a knife is not good for my heart, and I do not mean that in a good way. I am physically sweating.
I just found out that PP Pasta is not sold in my country. Sadge.
so basically, Mika is Raiden Shogun from Genshin that doesn't want anyone to let her cook
I just watched Scarle's Ice Cream soup edit and now I'm on this one🤣🤣🤣
how to die speed run by Mika watching Bonnivier and Hana
When I see those processec cheeses, I can't help but wince...
Can I just state that before Vtubing that video title would have been one of the weirdest on here.
I was watching this and as soon as Mika added the milk I GOT A COOKING ADD 💀💀
"How do you hold a knife?" what in the?
I just imagine Roomie opening the door, and without even stepping inside just saying "I saw the stream, I ain't eating that."
Did mika learn how to cook from "kay's cooking"? As a watcher this is hilarious, but as a cook I'm cringing 😅
or Aunt Sandy?
Years of experience in cooking is just gonna make me start wanting to kill myself with a ladel every time i watch nijisanji cooking streams
Or Haachama
Or (God forbid) mysta
The way she was cutting I really wanted to find where she gloves and help her cut cheese
Hana: YOU'RE BOTH LOST CAUSES!
Bobon: ruclips.net/video/CivujboA-0M/видео.html
Keep coming back to this clip because its very funny 😂
PP MACARONI
truly siblings
13:22 "It looks worse than Mysta's" LMAOOOO