Giorno meets the Jojos

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024

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  • @teddyriggs1305
    @teddyriggs1305 7 лет назад +8510

    Jotaro: let me tell you the time he tried to crush me with a steam roller

    • @kyrildmtr8487
      @kyrildmtr8487 7 лет назад +796

      Jotaro : it's time to tell you what happened between DIO and I
      Jotaro : I punched him until he exploded
      Jotaro : fun times all around

    • @portagasdace21117
      @portagasdace21117 7 лет назад +290

      ROADO ROLLA DAAAAAAA!

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 7 лет назад +171

      not gonna lie, sounds very in character

    • @j.j1916
      @j.j1916 5 лет назад +133

      Giorno: My apologies but I'd would rather not si-
      Jotaro: so he starts with a knife

    • @ItsNerfOrNathan
      @ItsNerfOrNathan 5 лет назад +87

      There was that one time where he drank my grandpa through his fingernails

  • @fourthhorsemendeath218
    @fourthhorsemendeath218 7 лет назад +5755

    "Please tell me your connection with my father"
    ....let me start with the time he killed 3 of my best friends, stabbed me repeatedly then tried to crush me with a road roller

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 6 лет назад +49

      Iggy is a BFF to jotaro

    • @apocalypse_march1499
      @apocalypse_march1499 5 лет назад +22

      3...
      you mean iggy lol?

    • @rasmusirlind8829
      @rasmusirlind8829 5 лет назад +18

      tfw one of your best friends are a dog

    • @Shinny248
      @Shinny248 5 лет назад +75

      Don’t forget the “He almost killed my grandfather”

    • @eggegg6187
      @eggegg6187 5 лет назад +43

      He also became my great great grandfather

  • @filmsoft662
    @filmsoft662 7 лет назад +8260

    Josuke's logic:
    -Giorno: "you look like a high school student"
    -Josuke: "fite me m8"

    • @jellyAn6930
      @jellyAn6930 5 лет назад +286

      And he wasn’t even talking about his hair.
      But it’s a Fighting game,and it demands

    • @blacksand2722
      @blacksand2722 5 лет назад +269

      Giorno: "you look like a high school student"
      Josuke: "yOu wHaT m8"

    • @chibijotarokujo7966
      @chibijotarokujo7966 5 лет назад +24

      @hello world! Great! You really saved my butt
      *josuke*

    • @Basher.G
      @Basher.G 5 лет назад +92

      Josuke was challenged by Giorno's hair

    • @DaJokurr
      @DaJokurr 4 года назад +37

      @@Basher.G I think I heard once that lions fight over leadership based on mane size...
      So...

  • @AngelAvila-qn4rv
    @AngelAvila-qn4rv 7 лет назад +8181

    giorno stole both jolyne and josukes wallets, and both were broke AF

    • @CrowMercury
      @CrowMercury 7 лет назад +972

      Angel Avila actually josuke puts all into a bank account, so....

    • @quadrillion92
      @quadrillion92 7 лет назад +634

      jewsuke

    • @johnwhittington2998
      @johnwhittington2998 7 лет назад +454

      Angel Avila he steals? NO DIGNITY

    • @berthabaker6890
      @berthabaker6890 7 лет назад +362

      giorno=koichi
      koichi has no dignity.
      giorno stole his money.
      giorno stole his wallet and his non dignity.

    • @Aaronaitor
      @Aaronaitor 7 лет назад +128

      I guess josuke already spent all of his dad's money.

  • @TuberoseKisser
    @TuberoseKisser 7 лет назад +5790

    "I hate having to say Muda"
    THIS IS PROOF THAT MUDA IS GENETIC AND BASED ON INSTINCT

    • @fg195
      @fg195 6 лет назад +508

      NO, that sub is actually wrong.
      He said "I don't want to do something Muda."
      I'm sorry. I understand your comment meant to be a joke.
      But I wanted to let people know what he really said as a pure Japanese JOJO fan.

    • @j.j1916
      @j.j1916 5 лет назад +304

      _Muda-- shit、Mu-Mu--_ *_SHIT_*

    • @evilseacucumber847
      @evilseacucumber847 5 лет назад +50

      In indo,muda means young. So its kinda spirit of youth or something..

    • @everythingisfine8635
      @everythingisfine8635 5 лет назад +82

      Junt Strust wrong it means useless

    • @hadouradiance3566
      @hadouradiance3566 5 лет назад +84

      Junt Strust
      In Japanese it means useless. So he hates doing useless things.

  • @equinox3861
    @equinox3861 5 лет назад +5021

    Jotaro made the biggest mistake of his life not meeting up with Giorno. A biology PhD finding someone who can create any organism from something like a penny? Those lab animals aint cheap lol.

    • @fumikotsukumi017
      @fumikotsukumi017 4 года назад +196

      Equinox
      It ain’t a dolphin lol

    • @lekanske3816
      @lekanske3816 4 года назад +410

      But Koichi is such a reliable guy

    • @_sleepy_head11
      @_sleepy_head11 4 года назад +161

      Giorno can make dolphins for Jotaro

    • @CinnabarCereal
      @CinnabarCereal 4 года назад +43

      665th like
      I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 4 года назад +33

      @@lekanske3816 *femur breaking sounds*
      *koichi screams*

  • @bauscheusse
    @bauscheusse 7 лет назад +6293

    The Dio and Giorno interactions were oddly. Sweet, considering it's Dio.

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 7 лет назад +898

      "thats it. use your power to satisfy your dreams heh heh heh"
      *griffith in background looks at camera and smiles*

    • @lackusshock
      @lackusshock 6 лет назад +1139

      Im pretty sure DIO would rather die than be a bad father like Dario Brando

    • @justpeache.5274
      @justpeache.5274 4 года назад +387

      When they did muda together I cried ;,)

    • @bacongod5759
      @bacongod5759 4 года назад +121

      @@lackusshock yeah he defiantly would kill him self than to be like his father

    • @expiiredM1lk
      @expiiredM1lk 4 года назад +141

      @@justpeache.5274 I swear to god i started smiling like an idiot

  • @amirguerrero7433
    @amirguerrero7433 7 лет назад +5188

    Funny enough Giorno is the only Jojo who doesnt call Josuke a delinquent

    • @TheFuryHasCome
      @TheFuryHasCome 7 лет назад +997

      Probably because the feeling is mutual between them.

    • @EnergyBurst2
      @EnergyBurst2 7 лет назад +746

      jose inzunza Well i mean Giorno is a gangster so i mean he is in all actuality truly a "delinquent" so i mean he wouldn't be one to talk.

    • @paulhorneschillings1212
      @paulhorneschillings1212 6 лет назад +102

      Takes one to know one, MUDAAAAA

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 6 лет назад +31

      My bois

    • @osmosis453
      @osmosis453 6 лет назад +140

      That would be like the pot calling the kettle black

  • @OmegaSamurai64
    @OmegaSamurai64 5 лет назад +8798

    Jotaro: I had to kill your father DIO to avenge your father Jonathan Jostar.
    Giorno: Wait, what?

    • @atwat6157
      @atwat6157 4 года назад +470

      “The next day, Jotaro’s body is in a trash can. His body was pummelled by fists until he eventually died.”

    • @haia3019
      @haia3019 4 года назад +153

      A twat what if Giorno din’t obtain requiem yet jotaro will probably out power him

    • @NTRMAN-bh2bd
      @NTRMAN-bh2bd 4 года назад +396

      I, Giorno Giovanna, have a confusing thought right now

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 года назад +144

      @@atwat6157 Giorno without Requiem doesnt stand a chance againts Jotaro

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 4 года назад +60

      Jotaro:l-i meant uncle,yeah.you're uncle Jonathan (fuck what did i just say)

  • @The4thLaw
    @The4thLaw 7 лет назад +3202

    Giorno gets along with Jolyne and Josuke so well ^^

    • @Tetjaku
      @Tetjaku 7 лет назад +666

      The4thLaw I mean all three of them have extremely neglectful fathers either by choice or circumstance so...they got a good bit in common

    • @8bitdiedie
      @8bitdiedie 7 лет назад +421

      CrossBearings Every JoJo does if you think about it.
      Jonathan: Strict Dad who always sided with Dio whenever Jonathan would get abused by him.
      Joseph: Dad died before he knew him.
      Jotaro: Dad is always away for some reason.

    • @brysonchatman9640
      @brysonchatman9640 7 лет назад +15

      8bitdiedie either Joseph or jotaros dad died fighting as a pilot in a war

    • @8bitdiedie
      @8bitdiedie 7 лет назад +69

      Bryson Chatman That's Joseph's.

    • @lonelyshpee7873
      @lonelyshpee7873 7 лет назад +263

      Bryson Chatman Jotaro's dad is a musician who's never home... But if Kakyoin had survived... Jotaro wouldn't have a neglectful daddy anymore...

  • @tux9240
    @tux9240 5 лет назад +3548

    The fact that Giorno, Josuke and Jolyne will never be in a canon situation where they interact with each other will forever bother me.

    • @KawaiiCanadafreememes
      @KawaiiCanadafreememes 4 года назад +302

      Eyes of Heaven is technically canon just because of the JoJo multiverse

    • @federicam4793
      @federicam4793 4 года назад +77

      K Canada actually, i think that Eyes of Heaven is unfortunately not Canon 😞😞

    • @kheravi2382
      @kheravi2382 4 года назад +392

      Hey as long as Diavolo dies it's canon

    • @tux9240
      @tux9240 4 года назад +378

      @@kheravi2382 thank god for diavolo making everything canon with his death

    • @absolutemadlad5662
      @absolutemadlad5662 4 года назад +114

      Quick someone make a fanfiction about this and kill diavolo to make it Canon

  • @diehard7517
    @diehard7517 7 лет назад +4737

    Giorno: are you a stand user?
    Joseph: a stand user? You are not making any sense
    Literally every JoJo fan after the beginning of Stardust Crusaders

    • @ceruleant777
      @ceruleant777 5 лет назад +187

      Fun Fact : Jojo apparently already manifested his Stand n if other Stand user can go back in time to Battle Tendency,they can see Hermit Purple wrapped around him

    • @ghoxik-4860
      @ghoxik-4860 5 лет назад +75

      DeadMemes NeedToStayDead he does, in fact dio has two stands, one of jojo, and his stand

    • @valentin5960
      @valentin5960 5 лет назад +33

      @@ghoxik-4860 Nope, the Dio's Stand is actually JOnathan's stand, Dio's Body doesn't have a stand

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 5 лет назад +26

      @@valentin5960 dude that's Incorrect because Diego Brando alternative universe has the world and doesnt have Johnny's body

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 5 лет назад +33

      @@ceruleant777
      Old joseph literally says he only started manifesting his stand an year prior to Stardust Crusaders

  • @Ax07605
    @Ax07605 7 лет назад +3092

    We need to bring the orginal universe back so we can get this Giorno and Josuke team up into cannon

    • @Shinyarc
      @Shinyarc 5 лет назад +80

      Alex Delgado Perhaps the universe will reset like in Jorge Joestar and restore the original timeline

    • @rainincth1381
      @rainincth1381 5 лет назад +61

      @@Shinyarc I think this is the format: 3 parts where DIO is alive, 3 parts without DIO, 3 parts alternative universe, 3 parts ???

    • @MrDrvideogame
      @MrDrvideogame 5 лет назад +265

      we need a giorno + josuke + jolyne teamup, that would be awesome

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 5 лет назад +48

      @@Shinyarc _we don't talk about Jorge Joestar_

    • @Unknown_crusader
      @Unknown_crusader 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah...

  • @haoenzhang9355
    @haoenzhang9355 5 лет назад +3482

    JoJo: gen1, rich people.
    Gen2, still rich people cuz peedwagon.
    Gen3, wealty enought.
    Gen4, poor people that cant even buy a pizza.
    Gen5, Mafia Boss stealing wallets.

    • @rescuerex7031
      @rescuerex7031 4 года назад +373

      Gen 6 Wrongly convicted murderer who has stolen multiple Cars, but not any Kars, which in Arakis art has a weird crush on her Gruncle

    • @Gabsboy123
      @Gabsboy123 4 года назад +88

      Jolyne and Giorno would be part of Gen 4 along with Josuke as well, they're all in the same age range

    • @Kokonix902
      @Kokonix902 4 года назад +69

      @@Gabsboy123 only giorno and josuke are in the same age range

    • @leonpushinp
      @leonpushinp 4 года назад +54

      @@Gabsboy123 they'll probably be in their 30s in Stone Ocean

    • @TheCrabWizard
      @TheCrabWizard 4 года назад +126

      *_P E E D W A G O N_*

  • @SuperUnhappyman
    @SuperUnhappyman 7 лет назад +1465

    jolyne has the same braided ponytail as giorno

    • @evilxeye
      @evilxeye 7 лет назад +261

      and heart-shaped chest thing, which josuke has too.

    • @non1534
      @non1534 6 лет назад +73

      Funny valentine has the same curls as giorno

  • @Firebird2078
    @Firebird2078 7 лет назад +940

    "I'll use you for my dreams and exploit your power"
    "I knew you had in it you, son."

    • @Corndog52
      @Corndog52 4 года назад +17

      i hate how your pfp is the tails bench

  • @GarredHATES
    @GarredHATES 7 лет назад +3387

    It was Jonthan's gun but with Dio's bullets

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 6 лет назад +283

      Pew pew

    • @kirabad-artist6532
      @kirabad-artist6532 5 лет назад +178

      That comment section is f-ing gold

    • @cutesillyguy
      @cutesillyguy 5 лет назад +16

      lmaooo

    • @rifarira9160
      @rifarira9160 5 лет назад +25

      This, this coment i looking for

    • @cyberwolfy37
      @cyberwolfy37 5 лет назад +409

      It's more like Jonathan's gun and bullet, but dio was the one who pulled the trigger

  • @underwater1997
    @underwater1997 7 лет назад +6576

    I want Part 9 to be about Giorno and Josuke having whacky timeline hopping adventures

    • @communismwithgiggles2515
      @communismwithgiggles2515 7 лет назад +287

      UnderwaterComix Actually Giorno and Rohan

    • @kingkay14
      @kingkay14 7 лет назад +290

      UnderwaterComix I feel like Giorno might punch him in his face just like josuke did
      Giorno: I feel a compel.... MUDA MUDA MUDA!!

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 7 лет назад +239

      UnderwaterComix YES, I actually want Jojo part when a new Jojo is forced to go through every dimensions and time because the corpse parts are scattered everywhere.

    • @johnwhittington2998
      @johnwhittington2998 7 лет назад +318

      UnderwaterComix I don't know if this sounds stupid or not but...id like the next Jojo to be twins with both with a Jo in both their names

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 7 лет назад +56

      Mr. Blobby But what if... one of them is evil (moar plottwist)

  • @jueshihuanggua3162
    @jueshihuanggua3162 7 лет назад +6750

    Josuke: Giorno, I will heal you if you get hurt
    Giorno: no, let me heal you
    Josuke: thanks mate
    Giorno: I like you
    Josuke: yeah we get along well
    Giorno: if we work together, we will be invincible
    Josuke: I feel the same

    • @aldxbaran
      @aldxbaran 7 лет назад +1291

      what a wholesome friendship

    • @jodhod1498
      @jodhod1498 6 лет назад +925

      Pei Qiaoqiao they're both bastards. Literally.

    • @gamesandluigifan7152
      @gamesandluigifan7152 6 лет назад +961

      And then Giorno stole Josuke's wallet

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir 6 лет назад +739

      Two guys who genuinely like each other, but one proteccs hair and. The other takes wallets

    • @renrid3054
      @renrid3054 6 лет назад +293

      Their powers are quite similar
      But yeah that was pretty funny

  • @MatiasMaldona3
    @MatiasMaldona3 7 лет назад +1258

    Giorno stealing from Josuke and Jolyne,no dignity

    • @usboko73
      @usboko73 7 лет назад +58

      to bad he didn't get the correct money to buy something(mostly pizza) from france. in order word, Pick pocketing failed.

    • @lifesux1953
      @lifesux1953 3 года назад +2

      What a beautiful Naples. chew.

    • @belovedelysia
      @belovedelysia 2 месяца назад

      he would never

  • @flayzuh6291
    @flayzuh6291 5 лет назад +502

    I’d really love to see Giorno and Josuke being absolute bros.

  • @BloodyBraces
    @BloodyBraces 7 лет назад +2113

    You should've put in old Joseph too I love his line of "wait if this kid is dios son and dio had the body of my grandfather then that means this kid is my uncle oh my god"

  • @sanju_god2292
    @sanju_god2292 6 лет назад +1714

    No Johnathan, that’s your son. You and DIO had a son, JoJo

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 6 лет назад +220

      That sounds homosexual

    • @Aulumos42
      @Aulumos42 5 лет назад +131

      @@cumekira70 it is

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 5 лет назад +123

      @@Aulumos42 well umm
      You're not wrong that's for sure

    • @Aulumos42
      @Aulumos42 5 лет назад +143

      @@cumekira70 I mean have you seen Part 2? That's simultaneously the manliest and gayest part of JJBA. Yet the others are still gay enough to be gay.

    • @alecazam6755
      @alecazam6755 5 лет назад +125

      @@Aulumos42 I feel like Part 5 is pure concentrated gay. Like a gay beam shot every character with the powrr of a nuke.

  • @AraAra-pw7tl
    @AraAra-pw7tl 7 лет назад +3537

    no jonathan,he is your son..

    • @JaXonSlade
      @JaXonSlade 7 лет назад +35

      Silent Protagonist nope

    • @LinUzumaki
      @LinUzumaki 7 лет назад +583

      he is, only dios head was on the body from jonathan so he is his and dios son

    • @kingkay14
      @kingkay14 7 лет назад +289

      JaXon yea. It's a half half thing. But he definitely looks like Dio though

    • @zennim125
      @zennim125 7 лет назад +471

      he doesn't, it was jonathan's balls that made giorno
      dio made the fucking, so he is kinda of the father, but the dna is 100% jonathan's

    • @kingkay14
      @kingkay14 7 лет назад +114

      Lucas Melo just because dio's head was on the body doesn't make it 90% Jonathan's. Dio had the rest of his blood circulate and take over Jonathan's body. It's just that his right side was still uncontrollable
      Also think of it like this... Giorno was 15 in 2001(vento aureo)
      So that would mean he was born in 86/87. Dio most likely had 80% control of his body

  • @friendlypyromancer1072
    @friendlypyromancer1072 7 лет назад +531

    Jonathans like "wait, WHEN? HOW? WHO?"

    • @Unknown_crusader
      @Unknown_crusader 5 лет назад +52

      He's just like N- Nani?!

    • @davi0121
      @davi0121 5 лет назад +71

      *"I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!"*

    • @VaciliNikoMavich
      @VaciliNikoMavich 5 лет назад +50

      Mr. Joestar...you're the father!

    • @kirabad-artist6532
      @kirabad-artist6532 5 лет назад +49

      VaciliNikoMavich Jonathan: B-but you said that DIO is your father like a second ago
      Giorno: Yes

    • @_demasianboiis_4708
      @_demasianboiis_4708 4 года назад +5

      Jonathan had so many affairs

  • @paulhorneschillings1212
    @paulhorneschillings1212 6 лет назад +857

    8:30- Did Giorno just pull a “your next line is” at Joseph?

  • @Dozer649
    @Dozer649 7 лет назад +439

    I like how despite DIO being... DIO, and Giorno not being evil, DIO is somewhat proud of his son.

  • @ThisCatIsBored
    @ThisCatIsBored 6 лет назад +478

    I like how actual mob boss Giorno is shocked to find the other JoJo kids are poor.

    • @linusmota9712
      @linusmota9712 5 лет назад +62

      Josuke isn’t poor . He just sucks at dealing with his money

    • @sirius6738
      @sirius6738 5 лет назад +54

      Jonathan, Joseph and Jotaro are actually very rich

    • @smexygodzilla5214
      @smexygodzilla5214 4 года назад +7

      @@sirius6738 Jotaro prime or Jotaro dolphine?

    • @conspiracyofraven69
      @conspiracyofraven69 4 года назад

      @@smexygodzilla5214 xD

    • @specialbeamvegeta4059
      @specialbeamvegeta4059 4 года назад +14

      Linus Mota nah his mum froze his account so he can’t access his riches lol

  • @Mylesdesu
    @Mylesdesu 7 лет назад +756

    Ahh! The best part, them calling each other father and son, got cut off at the end!!!
    I like how the Jojo kids seem to get along pretty well

    • @caiflanes
      @caiflanes 5 лет назад

      Myne I think they were trying to say lol

  • @skyrogue1977
    @skyrogue1977 7 лет назад +796

    Giorno, what the hell are you wearing, put a damn shirt on.

  • @kurgan1
    @kurgan1 6 лет назад +759

    "Giorno meets with jojos"
    DIO is a jojo confirmed

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 6 лет назад +88

      I mean kinda

    • @senakumo1149
      @senakumo1149 5 лет назад +139

      "He is adopted."

    • @bensell982
      @bensell982 4 года назад +36

      He's 90% a jojo he even has the star to prove it

    • @ilijansmokovski
      @ilijansmokovski 4 года назад +15

      @@bensell982 I mean that is Jonathan's body being the reason he has the star. His old body didn't have one.

    • @bensell982
      @bensell982 4 года назад +12

      @@ilijansmokovski I'm aware that's why I said 90%

  • @Kilesfactor
    @Kilesfactor 7 лет назад +827

    "I got your MUDA right here" xD, amazing.

    • @melissaredburm9483
      @melissaredburm9483 5 лет назад +14

      Sai Kisaragi
      2 years later but
      To me that was even funnier bc in my native language muda means balls

    • @cabba6291
      @cabba6291 5 лет назад +1

      @@melissaredburm9483 PFFFFFFFFFFFF

    • @xxmessymindxx1303
      @xxmessymindxx1303 4 года назад

      @@melissaredburm9483 Same, I came to write that ahhahahaha

  • @aghoby1220
    @aghoby1220 7 лет назад +1947

    Giorno healing josuke's wounds sounds like prime fanfic material

    • @randominternetsurfersurfin7595
      @randominternetsurfersurfin7595 7 лет назад +280

      Agha Abiyasa it's not gay if it's jojo,and since josuke can't heal himself.

    • @aghoby1220
      @aghoby1220 7 лет назад +302

      Of course, all Giorno had to do was finish the sentence with "no homo"

    • @FinbyOasta
      @FinbyOasta 7 лет назад +133

      Agha Abiyasa Giorno healing Mista ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Unknown_crusader
      @Unknown_crusader 5 лет назад +16

      Oh- oh no!

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 5 лет назад +42

      Agha Abiyasa “Don’t take my clothes off! I’ll feel it more!”

  • @Cleodinys909
    @Cleodinys909 7 лет назад +863

    "Don't tell me you're another stand user" *Sienfeld theme plays*

  • @NyxSebasxD
    @NyxSebasxD 7 лет назад +1134

    12 yens lmao, poor Josuke

    • @YellowYoshi398
      @YellowYoshi398 7 лет назад +208

      Don't worry, he's got a lot more in the bank.

    • @eymardhendrix1901
      @eymardhendrix1901 7 лет назад +34

      yy Shigechi shi shis in heaven

    • @yes1667
      @yes1667 5 лет назад +38

      @@YellowYoshi398 Oops Joseph spent it all....

    • @phantomknightpercival120
      @phantomknightpercival120 5 лет назад +53

      @@yes1667 He has that lottery money but his mom froze the account

    • @Saffins
      @Saffins 4 года назад +1

      Don’t worry he can just use the fat dead kids money

  • @kyodothegodhand
    @kyodothegodhand 7 лет назад +218

    "I've been waiting for this moment, but, all I can say is... MUDA"
    well, thats one way to say hi to your dad

  • @moRULEZ18981
    @moRULEZ18981 7 лет назад +542

    3:11 "You killed my father..."
    "And I don't like that kind of thing..."

    • @NozaJoza
      @NozaJoza  7 лет назад +167

      *proceeds to steal jolynes wallet*

    • @sean1oo1
      @sean1oo1 7 лет назад +28

      i don't see why 5 dollars couldn't snag you a slice or two....

    • @NozaJoza
      @NozaJoza  7 лет назад +44

      Funny thing is he could probably just steal pizza normal people cant see stands after all

    • @alessandroguarrera2203
      @alessandroguarrera2203 7 лет назад +7

      Varis Thunderheart
      Bad wrong...bdong!

    • @jolleil
      @jolleil 7 лет назад +16

      "My name is Giorno Giovanna
      You killed my father, prepare to die"

  • @DioDinero
    @DioDinero 7 лет назад +283

    If anyone could pull the "Your next line is" move on Joseph, it makes sense that it'd be Giorno.

    • @carmelolofaro3045
      @carmelolofaro3045 Год назад

      8:30 only real difference is that he didn’t word it like Joseph would. But other than that, yeah that’s true.

  • @SS2_Vegeto
    @SS2_Vegeto 7 лет назад +569

    0:13 I don't know if that's something you should be saying in that outfit, Giorno.

    • @analisamelculo85
      @analisamelculo85 2 года назад +4

      I was thinking the same hahaha
      Giorno, your outfit is the least socially acceptable here...

  • @pottedaloe9160
    @pottedaloe9160 7 лет назад +390

    Giorno has the audacity to judge Tequila Joseph while himself wearing... How do you even describe that thing??? Such a hypocrite :D

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 6 лет назад +25

      Josephette

    • @cthpng9437
      @cthpng9437 5 лет назад +49

      He is not a hypocrite,looking gay is normal in Jojo,crossdress is a huge no 😂😂😂

  • @seanrettig8153
    @seanrettig8153 5 лет назад +134

    Giorno: Well IIIII can heal
    Josuke: I can too
    Giorno and Josuke: OMG BESTYS!

  • @alexandnachoyt3001
    @alexandnachoyt3001 4 года назад +129

    Giorno: **meets a jojo**
    The Jojo: _I have __-never-__ seen this man in my life_

    • @ang4129
      @ang4129 Год назад +1

      seems accurate

  • @Unclaimed_Username
    @Unclaimed_Username 7 лет назад +354

    That look of fatherly pride at 1:40 makes fucking up the timeline worth it.

    • @kingkay14
      @kingkay14 7 лет назад +89

      Kar kat when Dio had like 6 kids but only cares for Giorno

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 7 лет назад +33

      Kar kat My heart hurts in that part. I want Dio interaction with Giorno dang it x,D

    • @StarPowerVA11
      @StarPowerVA11 3 года назад +1

      He kinda looked proud

  • @meleemastermaa1449
    @meleemastermaa1449 6 лет назад +166

    Giorno + Josuke = Game Breaking

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 6 лет назад +4

      Bayonetta= haha, I'm the strongest fighter in any fighter.
      Giorno= hold my beer

  • @akhmadsukarnaramadhan4782
    @akhmadsukarnaramadhan4782 5 лет назад +84

    1:41 I love that DIO's expression like "a father that proud of his son"

  • @billybob-he6ny
    @billybob-he6ny 7 лет назад +458

    Why are Giorno and Josuke so nice to each other

    • @Alice_Rikky
      @Alice_Rikky 7 лет назад +181

      I'm more shocked at the fact that Giorno want to heal Joseph after fighting against him XD

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 7 лет назад +234

      They are both healers
      And both of them are kind of a chaotic good types
      And gio is agang boss
      And josuke is a bit of a thug
      And they are very similar in age
      But there personality is pretty different
      Which makes them pretty good friends
      And also there stands combo really well.

    • @LiLTiTan914
      @LiLTiTan914 7 лет назад +202

      Josuke: My dad cheated on his wife with my mom and I didn't meet him until years later.
      Giorno: Never met my true father, but apparently he was an immortal homicidal vampire that could stop time.
      (Awkward pause)
      Josuke: (puts his hand on Giorno's shoulder) That's rough buddy.

    • @qualityqueensfirstbomb6450
      @qualityqueensfirstbomb6450 7 лет назад +117

      Luis Gutierrez Jolyne: My father was mostly absent in my life because he loved dolphins more than his own family.

    • @LiLTiTan914
      @LiLTiTan914 7 лет назад +41

      Johnny Joestar: My dad was the biggest dick in the world, and I can never make him proud.

  • @oldhabitrabbit
    @oldhabitrabbit 7 лет назад +386

    4:33 Giorno really is Italian...

    • @CantwalkJoestar
      @CantwalkJoestar 5 лет назад +64

      pizza mozarella

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 5 лет назад +21

      PIZZA DESU

    • @innactive8909
      @innactive8909 5 лет назад +36

      If I remember right, he actually isn’t Italian at all. He’s half Japanese half British. His mom was Japanese and Dio/Jonathan we’re British. He’s only in Italy because of his step dad

    • @trashboat1814
      @trashboat1814 5 лет назад +7

      @Бен Гаррисон even if dio was British, Giorno is more Jonathan than dio because of his face and the fact that dio used Jonathan's nut to make Giorno

    • @trashboat1814
      @trashboat1814 5 лет назад +3

      @@badtimeisinevitable9620 ok so he's still more Jonathan than dio

  • @natsumenatsume8708
    @natsumenatsume8708 6 лет назад +84

    The young Joestars get along with each other really well. Its a shame they never met.

  • @M0lot0v97
    @M0lot0v97 7 лет назад +277

    8:55
    Dio: That's my boy...

  • @ZatotheFiend
    @ZatotheFiend 5 лет назад +50

    Jonathan and Jotaro: "Please, tell me what you know about my father"
    Josuke and Jolyne: "Poor People LOL"

  • @chlo9123
    @chlo9123 5 лет назад +40

    Giorno and Jonathan's dialogues is cute tbh, like they have a feeling of "why do I feel a connection from him?" Or "why do I want to be involved in his life?"

  • @Spicypuff
    @Spicypuff 7 лет назад +441

    I hate how jotaro never met giorno. That would have been a cool scene.

    • @bensell982
      @bensell982 4 года назад +70

      I hate how giorni wasn't in stone ocean. He could've brought the arrow and we would've gotten star platinum requiem. Which I don't think could be killed

    • @xiyaan5967
      @xiyaan5967 4 года назад +15

      @@bensell982 Well. Jotaro could call just Speedwagon Fundation and ask for arrow.

    • @heresthadude1080
      @heresthadude1080 4 года назад +43

      Giorno should have appeared in Stone Ocean along with Turtnareff, who would bring Jotaro up to speed on the arrows and the Stand activity in Italy. Jotaro would then use the arrow to enable Star Platinum Requiem.

    • @donaldson9410
      @donaldson9410 4 года назад

      Yeah. I think it would've been surprisingly cool if something like that happened in the anime too.

    • @xokhaliah
      @xokhaliah 3 года назад +1

      stone ocean would’ve been a million times better if good I showed up. damn you araki 🙄

  • @ardis8148
    @ardis8148 7 лет назад +107

    Giorno is everyone's Dio/Jonathan love child

  • @_kataliste_
    @_kataliste_ 4 года назад +22

    I love how Giorno is mean to all the Jojos except Josuke and Jolyne, such a wholesome friendship

  • @martymcscarty
    @martymcscarty 6 лет назад +158

    1:51 Relax. I’m o-
    *OPEN THE GAY-*

  • @nanako3681
    @nanako3681 4 года назад +48

    The thing I find really funny is that most of the time he’s asking were his dad is and all the JoJo’s are really awkward about it because Dio is one of there Rivals through generations.

  • @magnumbadguy9354
    @magnumbadguy9354 6 лет назад +73

    Man I want more interactions between Jolyne and Giorno now! Giornos calm demeanour paired with Jolyne's firery personality would make for an interesting dynamic in a story or a stand battle or something.

    • @zenldh
      @zenldh 5 лет назад +15

      I wish Araki materialized Giorno in Florida plot. :(

  • @bappojujubes981
    @bappojujubes981 7 лет назад +68

    5:40 I can already hear Okuyasu Crying profusely.

  • @pedroidbr3960
    @pedroidbr3960 7 лет назад +123

    OCEAN MAN VS MIRACULOUS LADYBUG = BEST FIGHT 2017

  • @arbitrarynumbers18
    @arbitrarynumbers18 6 лет назад +24

    Giorno and DIOs interactions were oddly heartwarming. It's nice to see DIO be so proud of his son; something other than himself.

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 лет назад +118

    Dude imagine a team made up of giorno, josuke, okuyatsu, mista, jolyne and abacchio.
    That would be unstoppable.

    • @gaycalculator8494
      @gaycalculator8494 4 года назад +27

      Abbacchio is the wicked stepmother there for parental supervision

    • @odario1837
      @odario1837 4 года назад +6

      *Bruno sad noises*

    • @marcodestefano7119
      @marcodestefano7119 3 года назад +2

      replace mista with bruno and it's perfect

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 3 года назад

      @@marcodestefano7119 mista is there for the range

  • @ugjibii1155
    @ugjibii1155 6 лет назад +74

    Josuke: GIMME MY WALLET BACK DAMMIT
    i mean, you stole joseph's wallet...

  • @johnny-dc6mk
    @johnny-dc6mk 7 лет назад +122

    I've been waiting so long for this moment, but the only thing I can say is
    Muda.

  • @acetrainerj3277
    @acetrainerj3277 6 лет назад +47

    Giorno: Please tell me your connection to my father
    Jotaro: I killed your dad....well...one of them

  • @pierluigizanon7466
    @pierluigizanon7466 4 года назад +38

    4:47
    Giorno: So it's the same type of stand as Gold Experience
    Dio: ...

    • @aldrichgalicia5055
      @aldrichgalicia5055 2 года назад +3

      Dio: *gets flashbacks*

    • @AnimeIsMeName
      @AnimeIsMeName Год назад +2

      So, hold on a minute, if Za Warudo is the same type of stand as Gold Experience, does that mean Gold Experience and Za Warudo are the same type of stand as Star Platinum?

  • @rosalie2948
    @rosalie2948 5 лет назад +18

    7:05 : Jotaro : “This feeling... are you a Joestar?”
    Giorno : “ no, I’m a fucking gangstar get it right “

  • @justoneguy2487
    @justoneguy2487 5 лет назад +29

    0:45 Giorno: "Please just tell me about your connection to my father."
    Jotaro: "I killed the one and am the great great grandson of the other."
    Giorno: "The other? Wait what?!"

  • @mat8791
    @mat8791 5 лет назад +22

    5:29
    Giorno: Here, Let me heal your wounds, Josuke.
    Josuke: Great you saved my butt
    After the White Album fight
    Giorno: YoU KnOw My StAnD DoEsN'T HeaL ThInGS IT JuST CreatES neW PaRtS

  • @Notorious-AP
    @Notorious-AP 5 лет назад +23

    1:40 DIO’S smile after seeing Giorno do well is just amazing

  • @silvershinyv7466
    @silvershinyv7466 7 лет назад +116

    3:11 No Giorno, I AM YOUR FATHER

  • @JacomeFelg
    @JacomeFelg 7 лет назад +49

    1:30 Gotta love that father and son bonding :)

  • @theoverniter
    @theoverniter 4 года назад +12

    I love Giorno’s interactions with Josuke and Jolyne, it’s a shame the Daddy Issues Jojo Trio never got to team up

  • @KamenKami
    @KamenKami 7 лет назад +141

    Giorno with black hair reminds me of the MC of Persona1. Yes I am aware of the connections between JoJo and Persona.

    • @EnergyBurst2
      @EnergyBurst2 7 лет назад +2

      KamenKami they have a connection?

    • @EnergyBurst2
      @EnergyBurst2 7 лет назад

      Hmm I see, interesting indeed.

    • @PrinceLeviathan
      @PrinceLeviathan 6 лет назад

      Unfortunately fans of either can't get along much.

    • @EnergyBurst2
      @EnergyBurst2 6 лет назад

      whys that?

    • @djinnhoopa7599
      @djinnhoopa7599 6 лет назад +1

      EnergyBurst2
      There are some unreasonable JoJo fans who hate persona because they think it "ripped it off", and I've heard one call persona "weeb trash", these people are very few and far between tho.

  • @kid.hudson_
    @kid.hudson_ 4 года назад +14

    At 7:33 when Giorno says he feels a numbness it is because he’s a half vampire[DIO’s blood flows within hom] after fighting with young Joseph he obviously got hit with a couple hammon attacks.

  • @pizzatime4459
    @pizzatime4459 3 года назад +13

    4:38 "you look like a highschooler"
    YOU WANNA GO BRO?!?!?!"

  • @adamj.mc.3078
    @adamj.mc.3078 5 лет назад +16

    that heartwarming father/son muda at 1:42

  • @Djthekid99
    @Djthekid99 7 лет назад +49

    My video froze to buffer during a Giorno/Dio team-up, instantly thought "ZA WARUDO"

  • @DfoeC
    @DfoeC 4 года назад +11

    2:00 love how Dio is just like “as long as you win”

  • @somerandomfern
    @somerandomfern 5 лет назад +18

    5:48 they are Jonathan and Dio's descendants after all

  • @yourdude4197
    @yourdude4197 7 лет назад +318

    Okay let's do this. * inhale *
    For DIO to be able to make an offspring, he must have functional genitals and for that to happen, his head must work in accordance to Jonathan's body. Since he stated that his wound hasn't fully healed and his head isn't completely accepted by Jonathan's body, Giorno is technically Jonathan and Dio's son. Since in order to make sperms and produce hormones, the brain has to be functional. In this case, DIO was making DIO sperms with DIO and JoJo genes since his head is steadily adapting to Jojo's body. His DNA is kind of mixed with JoJo because in order for cells to regenerate, y'know, DNA is used as the blueprint.
    Well, all I just want to say, is that in a way, DIO is kind of a Joestar. The DNA he has is merged with Jonathan's that's why both of their traits were passed on to Giorno. Sorry lol. But in reality, these things are yet impossible. Let's just wait for that head transplant that happens in late 2017.
    P.S. I need a life.

    • @djinnhoopa7599
      @djinnhoopa7599 6 лет назад +10

      Proto Pipitz
      Great, now I wish someone can explain why crazy diamond cant heal dead people even tough he physically should...

    • @luisdss
      @luisdss 6 лет назад +25

      Djinn Hoopa Crazy Diamond can treat their wounds, but if they're dead he can't bring back a corpse

    • @cthpng9437
      @cthpng9437 5 лет назад +2

      @@luisdss Yes,but Star Platinum can 😂😂😂

    • @janreiafrica
      @janreiafrica 5 лет назад +17

      @@cthpng9437 Even Star Platinum can't do it. Joseph was only revived because of DIO's blood (and a little help from SP of course).

    • @Aulumos42
      @Aulumos42 5 лет назад +4

      @@djinnhoopa7599 Crazy Diamond can only heal physical aspects in long 'range' stuff like recently dead people (ex: Josuke's mom in that one scene) as they still have souls. More dead people are already too far gone.

  • @mclovin2024
    @mclovin2024 6 лет назад +17

    josuke giorno and jolyne have the same heart-shaped shirt thing going on

  • @StelarVA
    @StelarVA 2 года назад +9

    I feel like Giorno and Jolyne would make for a really interesting team-up story, especially considering the fact that their respective fathers were mortal enemies. Though a story about Josuke, Giorno, and Jolyne teaming up would probably be equally fun.

  • @TheRobotoon
    @TheRobotoon 6 лет назад +31

    1:35 this scene makes me really happy

  • @qtarokujo3694
    @qtarokujo3694 4 года назад +22

    2:25 well technically, he's also your son biologically, Jonathan

  • @kaws1205
    @kaws1205 4 года назад +9

    3:31
    Nobody:
    Jolyne: "You'll help me out, right, Giorno?"
    Me: *PTSD flashbacks of Stone Ocean*
    GER: "You'll never reach the truth."

  • @KoksuProElo
    @KoksuProElo 5 лет назад +17

    Take a shot every time Giorno says something about his dreams

  • @mongo4685
    @mongo4685 5 лет назад +12

    4:13 giorno, you have that birthmark put 2 and 2 together

  • @miyo._.5569
    @miyo._.5569 3 года назад +5

    Love that giorno pickpocketed both josuke and jolyne, both calling him out, and him finding out they were broke lmaoo I like to think these 3 would be great friends

  • @dfntly_not_rohan
    @dfntly_not_rohan 2 года назад +3

    Giorno after meeting Josuke: So it's the same type of stand as Gold Experience

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 года назад +3

    Something about seeing Giorno actually interact with the other Jojo's just makes life complete for me. Giorno was always my favorite Jojo, so it's cool seeing him actually talk with the others.

  • @minniki7139
    @minniki7139 5 лет назад +11

    Kakyoin: Please tell me what happens to me in my 20's Jotaro!
    Jotaro: *Sobbing in Ora*

  • @nebiyuesayas5600
    @nebiyuesayas5600 5 лет назад +21

    Somehow, I knew Josuke and Giorno would mesh well
    Same with Jolyne. If only there was a part where they were all alive and together...

    • @bishopofthechurchoftea7742
      @bishopofthechurchoftea7742 4 года назад +2

      I mean- its possible still. For Giorno and Jolyne

    • @Zvromi
      @Zvromi 4 года назад +1

      I’m pretty sure if jotoro is alive in that part Josuke and Giorno is too ; - ;

  • @bebopbuddy4914
    @bebopbuddy4914 5 лет назад +10

    I love how happy Dio is that Gio uses his power to fulfill his dreams, what a proud dad.

  • @srizzyep1616
    @srizzyep1616 5 лет назад +13

    It's sort of ironic that he says, "Why are all female stand users so tough?", since the only female stand user he actually knows is Trish.
    And while she's tough, ironically enough, her power is to make things soft...

  • @shiroyasha9623
    @shiroyasha9623 4 года назад +10

    2:33 so... Jonathan sit here ma boy I have a lot of things to talk with you about the birth of Giorno

  • @kyrieespayos2580
    @kyrieespayos2580 5 лет назад +11

    1:21
    Giorno:Shut up dad you embarrassing me

  • @retro3098
    @retro3098 5 лет назад +13

    1:33
    DIO: ZA WAURDO, MUDA MUDA MUDA
    Giorno’s stand: *starts punching* Muda Muda Muda
    DIO: *looks at Giorno*
    Thinking that’s my boy

  • @brotherbarbatos8981
    @brotherbarbatos8981 4 года назад +12

    This is how I imagine the interaction would go when Jotaro revealed the whole situation with his daddy issues.
    Jotaro and Giorno had just finished a pretty heated fight and decide to solve things by talking it out and the two end up walking down the road.
    Giorno: What do you know about my fa- Dio?
    Jotaro: well, your father wasn’t a normal man. In fact he wasn’t even a man at all. He was immortal, and was around 100 years old when you were conceived.
    Giorno: Immortal? That’s impossible, was it his stands ability? To keep him young forever?
    Jotaro: No. Your father wasn’t human. He was a vampire.
    Giorno: Vampire? Like in the old stories and legends, Dracula for example?
    Jotaro: Yeah, something like that.
    Giorno: huh, that’s kind of strange to think about. Why did you kill him?
    Jotaro: I had to. No offence kid but your father wasn’t exactly a good person. He was evil, genuine pure evil. His existence alone tormented the Joestar bloodline for a century and continues to torment it to this day despite him being long dead.
    Giorno: Hm. Alright, here’s another question. This mark on the back of my neck. What does it mean?
    *giorno pulls down his shirts collar, exposing the star birthmark*
    *Jotaro stares at it for a second before pulling his collar down and revealing the same mark*
    Jotaro: The birthmark of the Joestars. All Joestars descending from George Joestar I has it.
    Giorno: Wait, if I have it, then how am I related to the Joestars? Was my father a distant relative?
    Jotaro: No. I think I have the explanation for that. Around the time Dio had conceived you with your mother, he was in possession of a very important thing that could explain your connection to the Joestar family.
    Giorno: Oh? What did he have?
    Joestar: He was in possession of my great great grandfathers body, Johnathan Joestar.
    Giorno: *anime gasp* what do you mean he was in possession of it?
    Jotaro: Well, I don’t know the story at it’s fullest, but back in 1889, Dio managed to successfully kill my great great grandfather. From what I’ve seen in the pictures of Dio my gramps took in the 1980’s, he had decapitated Jonathan’s body and replaced his head with his own. He then chose to take a water nap at the bottom of the sea for 100 years in the exact same coffin my great great grandmother escaped in.
    Giorno: So, if my father....Dio, took over the body of Johnathan Joestar....then that would make me-
    Jotaro: The biological son of Johnathan Joestar..
    *Giorno sits down on a bench they were passing to really take in what’s going on*
    Jotaro: I guess in a way, that would make you my great uncle. Huh, how bizarre.
    And that’s about all I can think of .

  • @neobro234
    @neobro234 4 года назад +11

    4:20 implies that he’s never seen his own birthmark

  • @sebastiansuing2459
    @sebastiansuing2459 7 лет назад +110

    Giorno + Josuke too op. Pls nerf

    • @brokenlordofcinder4128
      @brokenlordofcinder4128 5 лет назад +8

      Asel Squad
      you can’t josuke could just break the nerf back to its previous state and giorno could just alter it