Valentine's Pure Motives

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @lfcs5014
    @lfcs5014 6 лет назад +5372

    Jonathan be like:"why are all my Grandsons punks?"

  • @lemonyfish3303
    @lemonyfish3303 5 лет назад +4763

    Jonathan's there like
    "I don't know what a stand is but I'm just gonna pretend that I do'

    • @p-nut2642
      @p-nut2642 5 лет назад +37

      😂😂😂

    • @DJ-po4mt
      @DJ-po4mt 5 лет назад +355

      Plot twist: Jonathan finds something sticking out of the ground and digs it up. He finds out it was an arrow and boom. Jonathan has a stand. Someone else decide what his stand is.

    • @foldabotZ
      @foldabotZ 5 лет назад +196

      @@DJ-po4mt Either it's an advanced/better Hermit Purple as seen in the part 3 anime and is called "the Passion" as in the non-canon Jorge Joestar novel OR a humanoid Stand that uses Solar powers(different from Magician's Red's flames).

    • @foldabotZ
      @foldabotZ 5 лет назад +58

      Joseph, too since it's young him so he doesn't have Hermit Purple yet. Oh, and Speedwagon, too

    • @DJ-po4mt
      @DJ-po4mt 5 лет назад +101

      foldabotZ
      Stand User: Jonathan Joestar
      Stand Name: Gentleman’s Light
      Ability: Gentleman’s Light can control solar waves and manipulate them into any form JoJo wishes. It can also blind people. If JoJo infuses his stand with hamon, the solar waves will get stronger, but JoJo tires out more.
      Precision:A
      Speed: B
      Durability: B
      Development Potential: B
      Range: A
      Strength: C

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 6 лет назад +3490

    All the Joestars together... oh and speedwagon is there too

    • @DanteEdgeworth
      @DanteEdgeworth  6 лет назад +677

      Speedwagon is a jojo silly

    • @aukun4992
      @aukun4992 6 лет назад +387

      @@DanteEdgeworth hes the jojo who keep the family rich

    • @troglodude980
      @troglodude980 5 лет назад +71

      So all the Jojo's

    • @carlos8495
      @carlos8495 5 лет назад +29

      Rudol Von Stroheim and slow dancer

    • @lapaladejuan2833
      @lapaladejuan2833 5 лет назад +98

      Speedwagon is obviously a jojo:
      (Jo) Robert E.O Speedwagon (Jo)
      See?

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 7 лет назад +3168

    I like how Jolyne's the one who's like "HOLY SHIT! WAS THAT DIO?!" when she's never even met the guy, and Jonathan's like "Yeah, but about those Corpse parts, tho..."

    • @akiratakanashi2385
      @akiratakanashi2385 6 лет назад +280

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache jonathan just done with his adoptive bro bs😂

    • @theemeraldblonde218
      @theemeraldblonde218 6 лет назад +233

      Jonathan: What are stands?

    • @ningenrose3838
      @ningenrose3838 6 лет назад +20

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache Ayyyy I see you normally in the jojo videos kind of seen you at least 5 times

    • @Champsr0ck2247
      @Champsr0ck2247 5 лет назад +57

      All Jonathan saw was 3 of his descendants charge Dio and then easily swatted.

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 5 лет назад +17

      It is to be expected, as he was the bozo responsible for making Pucci the one to kill them in Cape Cañaveral.

  • @averydestin
    @averydestin 5 лет назад +1292

    Love how everyone else is like “oh DIO’s soo evil we’ve got to kill him” and Josuke’s just like “oof Morio’s in danger guess I’ll fight DIO too”

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 5 лет назад +73

      Dont forget about gappy

    • @xiyaan5967
      @xiyaan5967 4 года назад +28

      WHICH ONE? XD

    • @snowbringercult
      @snowbringercult 4 года назад +115

      Funny how neither Josuke actually has a reason to fight DIO

    • @umi_tao33
      @umi_tao33 4 года назад +39

      His moms in Morioh as well as Okuyasu and Koichi and everyone else. I don't blame him for saying the whole town.

    • @grandmasteryodamacewindu852
      @grandmasteryodamacewindu852 4 года назад +5

      @@snowbringercult how's the infinite death loop?

  • @andrew17s
    @andrew17s 7 лет назад +1991

    Jonathan: I'm going to fight!
    *ignored*

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 лет назад +114

      Andrew S lol it's beyond him, he's just being a good lad and staying quiet.

    • @FusionComet
      @FusionComet 6 лет назад +30

      Diet Sexual_Chocolate Jonathan can do work hello

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 лет назад +57

      DEDEDELICIOUS I guess he could give dio a good scolding

    • @FusionComet
      @FusionComet 6 лет назад +113

      Jonathan can do as much as everyone else that isn't Jotaro in that situation. if I'm not mistaken, he's still a vampire in that state? Hamon should hurt regardless of stands or not. He doesn't have to be the centerpiece of the battle, but with him and Joseph pumping hamon while DIO has his hands full... maybe.
      If DIO still gets hurt from it, then Sunset Yellow Overdrive would absolutely fuck him up.

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 лет назад +12

      DEDEDELICIOUS yeah but wouldn't Dio just erase him having hamon though or cheese him with time stop

  • @MilesTailsProwerfan9
    @MilesTailsProwerfan9 5 лет назад +1593

    Valentine: "The one I'm here for is... you, Jotaro Kujo."
    Johnny: "B-but Valentine, I thought we had something special..."

    • @martaolim3715
      @martaolim3715 4 года назад +172

      *Sad crippled noises*

    • @RNoctowl
      @RNoctowl 4 года назад +151

      "No, i can't _stand_ seeing you here."

    • @gnp7074
      @gnp7074 4 года назад +80

      Valentine: “I’ll do it later babe”

    • @ten-thousandbees8453
      @ten-thousandbees8453 4 года назад +98

      Valentine : "I need a man with working legs"

    • @Yoloballmuncher22
      @Yoloballmuncher22 4 года назад +1

      @@gnp7074 ah what

  • @goku_jerome1732
    @goku_jerome1732 5 лет назад +2884

    Funny Valentine: legitamently tries to help the Jojo's defeat DIO
    Jonny: "No don't listen to him, he is evil"
    All the other jojo's: Listens to Valentine

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 5 лет назад +373

      Johnny: Am I a joke to you?
      Jotaro: Yes, a cheesy, not funny joke. Yare yare daze

    • @gamergod98l86
      @gamergod98l86 5 лет назад +155

      @Ps3Harrison you are sympathizing with a attempted rapist say whst you want , valentine was anything but heroic

    • @cleanchimera3870
      @cleanchimera3870 5 лет назад +194

      Valentine did stuff for the sake of his country, while Johnny did so for his for his own well being

    • @accountii6382
      @accountii6382 5 лет назад +10

      Clean Chimera
      Nope

    • @accountii6382
      @accountii6382 5 лет назад +5

      Ps3Harrison
      Not true

  • @amarithecatmisc.9247
    @amarithecatmisc.9247 5 лет назад +912

    Valentine: There's no time, so I'll be brief
    *Talks for eight minutes*

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton 4 года назад +64

      I mean, imagine how long the unabridged version would've looked like.

    • @fcnth
      @fcnth 4 года назад +41

      It's like the napkin speech all over again

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 3 года назад +15

      Dio takes like 2 minutes to talk when he supposedly stops time for 5 seconds, so

    • @samuelisaac4374
      @samuelisaac4374 3 года назад +1

      💀💀

  • @felixhightower851
    @felixhightower851 7 лет назад +2919

    0:19
    Jotaro: ok, start the universal reunion Joestar, welcome all
    Speedwagon: hello

    • @metheguy1232
      @metheguy1232 7 лет назад +252

      Cooper Dooper speed wagon best jojo

    • @milantrajkovic2988
      @milantrajkovic2988 6 лет назад +67

      Imagine if Joshu joined in

    • @minhthunong6206
      @minhthunong6206 6 лет назад +73

      johnny : don't forgot my slow dancer

    • @sr_papu626
      @sr_papu626 5 лет назад +17

      What do you said of Speedwaifu?

    • @D4CBPQ
      @D4CBPQ 5 лет назад +11

      That proved Speedwagon is a JoJo

  • @ricowilkins9188
    @ricowilkins9188 6 лет назад +5207

    Random but why doesn't Josuke just heal Johnny's legs..

    • @CharlieCat18
      @CharlieCat18 6 лет назад +457

      Rico Wilkins omg I was gonna comment that!

    • @pucciresetingthembobs5144
      @pucciresetingthembobs5144 6 лет назад +138

      Lmao

    • @asifhossain8363
      @asifhossain8363 6 лет назад +1494

      @U-S.I.F Sa-ad it doesnt need to be something crazy diamond did lol
      Remember kid who fell down and broke his bones?
      CD fixed it
      Remember kira's hand
      CD fixed it
      Basically they arent fixing his leg because it serves as a character trait to johnny

    • @bellaqua4324
      @bellaqua4324 6 лет назад +943

      Johnny should've been able to walk at this point cause he already defeated valentine
      He could walk the moment he gets act 4

    • @cursingqbert
      @cursingqbert 6 лет назад +495

      They really enjoy having his horse around.

  • @uzunami810
    @uzunami810 5 лет назад +6819

    Dio: Oi mate, wanna help me take over THE WORLD
    Valentie: Ay, sure mate
    (after a few seconds)
    Valentine: Wait... AMERICA IS PART OF THE WORLD

    • @chadsaturday3300
      @chadsaturday3300 5 лет назад +85

      😂😂😂😂😂!! LOL!!

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 5 лет назад +505

      More like "THE WORLD BELONGS TO AMERICA!!"

    • @dogeman100
      @dogeman100 5 лет назад +30

      Tsynami ayo send me the link to your profile pic

    • @cthpng9437
      @cthpng9437 5 лет назад +14

      American 😂😂😂

    • @twistymcyeet3765
      @twistymcyeet3765 5 лет назад +114

      Dio: *laughs in British*

  • @stevensteviepryde5888
    @stevensteviepryde5888 5 лет назад +547

    9:17 JoJo storyline in a nutshell.

  • @Locksoli
    @Locksoli 6 лет назад +2000

    Valentine: once we bring dio into contact with the corpse of this world's dio, it'll all be over
    Jotaro and old Joseph: Oooh yeah... about that
    Valentine: Oh god dammit

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 лет назад +54

      Locksoli ikr that would have been so easy lol

    • @tobyjones7682
      @tobyjones7682 6 лет назад +135

      counldn't they just use dio brando or diego brando though?

    • @rebirthnext8634
      @rebirthnext8634 6 лет назад +104

      Or Jonathan...

    • @shonnew
      @shonnew 5 лет назад +4

      @LELZz insta dead

    • @matiasbansi8006
      @matiasbansi8006 5 лет назад +24

      @@tobyjones7682 They couldnd't they are from different eras, as Joseph asked it

  • @JC-co8nw
    @JC-co8nw 5 лет назад +732

    DIO : I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD WITHOUT THE JOESTARS IN IT!
    Valentine : I Just Want To Be The Best President Of America, man....

    • @lylevillanueva8624
      @lylevillanueva8624 4 года назад +35

      JoJo's : *N O*

    • @donquitaviousdemitrusbarrh5608
      @donquitaviousdemitrusbarrh5608 4 года назад +26

      Also DIO: continues to fuck and impregnate women with a joestars body

    • @treyk4339
      @treyk4339 4 года назад +8

      Kita just wants to live a peaceful life

    • @vin6665
      @vin6665 4 года назад +42

      Kars: Ok whatever lets do this
      Kira: Well can you atleast give me some women hands after this exilharating big fight?
      DIO: WTF?
      Pucci: I love you dio please marry me
      Diavolo: give me the requiem arrow >:)
      Funny valentine: huh? I think ill join the joestars, i mean they're not that bad (except that fuckers johnny) i just want to make murica best country

    • @pparisps5141
      @pparisps5141 3 года назад +4

      Between all the jogo villains Valentine is the less bad one, I think that if he had to choose between psychopaths like kira and guys who want to take over and annihilate the whole world like Dio Pucci and Kars he would prefer to join the joestars since they would be the most logical decision having in mind that America is part of the world the other villains want to take over.

  • @kevinwilliam964
    @kevinwilliam964 6 лет назад +979

    Speedwagon be like
    Dang, I'm the only non Joestar

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 6 лет назад +48

      Sinister Garbage he is more than strong enough,tho

    • @kevinwilliam964
      @kevinwilliam964 6 лет назад +15

      IT'S SO FREAKING WEIRD he can beat any of the joestar

    • @asobimasho3588
      @asobimasho3588 5 лет назад +44

      @@kevinwilliam964 well it's like that cool uncle who doesn't understand much but it's always friendly and tries his best.
      So you invite him for a gud time.
      (Also he pays for everything your family destroys or wanna do.)

    • @DrickRT
      @DrickRT 5 лет назад +22

      Slow Dancer: Am i a jojoke to you?

    • @adon732alex
      @adon732alex 5 лет назад +8

      Speedwagon is best JoJo

  • @wolfgangkuro7976
    @wolfgangkuro7976 5 лет назад +1097

    Everyone: *Says something heroic and noble*
    Josuke part 8: 14:32

    • @vani_1cu369
      @vani_1cu369 4 года назад +87

      I choked on my cereal.

    • @ethanvuong1465
      @ethanvuong1465 4 года назад +143

      Thank you Gappy, very cool!

    • @psyc733
      @psyc733 4 года назад +72

      That's the whole plot of Part 8, right?

    • @bright.light.sights933
      @bright.light.sights933 4 года назад +58

      @@psyc733 the first plot point.

    • @bright.light.sights933
      @bright.light.sights933 4 года назад +2

      @MλresDλniel TV Same. I know I was somewhere else before I was in this body.

  • @Niiue
    @Niiue 5 лет назад +439

    1:18
    TWOH: i punch you
    GER: no
    TWOH: no
    GER: wait what-

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 года назад +35

      No u
      No u No

    • @alam71us
      @alam71us 4 года назад +20

      GER: no
      Over heaven: yes

    • @Nick-du7cc
      @Nick-du7cc 4 года назад +6

      @@alam71us Star platinum:No TWOH

    • @moderncrusader1150
      @moderncrusader1150 3 года назад

      Technically it isn't canon so........GER still the most op stand

    • @TimeNVoid
      @TimeNVoid 3 года назад

      @@moderncrusader1150 in term of defensive stand yes. In term of speed and ability, *Meidu in Hebun noice*

  • @satriosukarji1777
    @satriosukarji1777 7 лет назад +552

    Just get Turtlenareff. Go to a parallel world. Put that world's DIO to sleep using Chariot Requiem. Kidnap him. Throw him at Heaven Ascended DIO. Done.

    • @PirateMatt-dz6gl
      @PirateMatt-dz6gl 6 лет назад +31

      Ralph Caz he couldn’t control sc requiem

    • @satriosukarji1777
      @satriosukarji1777 6 лет назад +43

      PirateMatt 2020 It's automated, so it'll work still once you get the proper conditions in place.

    • @NotMyRealName69
      @NotMyRealName69 5 лет назад +24

      Isnt Chariot Requiem dead? Like it and Polnareff split and they had to destroy it?
      And he is the turtle with the turtles stand now?

    • @NotMyRealName69
      @NotMyRealName69 5 лет назад +7

      I ask the question why didnt Giornio requiem everybody up?

    • @troglodude980
      @troglodude980 5 лет назад +33

      @@NotMyRealName69 Star platinum requiem , ability pull literally anything out of your ass.

  • @ESCjukebox
    @ESCjukebox 5 лет назад +755

    I guess Giorno doesn't even know they're talking about his father...

    • @accountii6382
      @accountii6382 5 лет назад +171

      Kacsa
      He probably knows Jonathan is his father now

    • @citruslllad
      @citruslllad 5 лет назад +113

      Watch Kengan Ashura Nah, he does, he knew who DIO was. He just doesn't acknowledge the guy as a father tho

    • @knee-deepin-doot8742
      @knee-deepin-doot8742 4 года назад +126

      “DIO is my father but he sure isn’t my daddy”- Giorno, probably

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 4 года назад +27

      Giorno literally has a line that says "DIO is my father" when talking to Jonathan

    • @EatDatButt445
      @EatDatButt445 4 года назад +3

      Jonotthan is his father not dio. Dio was just the head that’s it everything else was jonotthan his sperm meaning he has all of his traits.

  • @bluehammermidget6728
    @bluehammermidget6728 5 лет назад +1627

    "wE cAn'T tRuSt vAlEnTiNe bEcUz hE KiLlEd mY bOyFrIeNd GyRo"

    • @aqilrashidi1410
      @aqilrashidi1410 4 года назад +91

      No,why?
      Now the shippers are comming

    • @Iloveamerica999
      @Iloveamerica999 4 года назад +6

      Aqil Rashidi lol

    • @AdmiraHax
      @AdmiraHax 4 года назад +39

      "Friend" is enough.

    • @wolfmanrules1
      @wolfmanrules1 4 года назад +15

      nO iTs HiS bEsT fRiEnD

    • @RushedToma
      @RushedToma 4 года назад +19

      @@wolfmanrules1 No
      Its bros is the best term

  • @moonlux3834
    @moonlux3834 5 лет назад +241

    0:15 I love how everyone else is standing but Johnny is just sitting on the ground

  • @hirxken7851
    @hirxken7851 5 лет назад +167

    15:00 Jotaro nods in disappointment He told her to stop callING HIM DAD

  • @LuckiSir
    @LuckiSir 7 лет назад +350

    You can always count on Johnny to be the serious one. Very naicu

    • @asobimasho3588
      @asobimasho3588 5 лет назад +32

      It's SBR Johnny, he learnt his lessons.
      Haven't read Gappy but he's my favourite. His development is so great.

  • @KeeveBlanco
    @KeeveBlanco 6 лет назад +541

    They could’ve just thrown Jonathan at Dio and it would have worked.

    • @Solvernia
      @Solvernia 5 лет назад +166

      Go on Jonathan take one for the team

    • @lobisomemfacanha4817
      @lobisomemfacanha4817 5 лет назад +233

      Just imagine all of the JoJos carrying Jonathan like a football champion and throwing him at Dio

    • @wetraccs5747
      @wetraccs5747 5 лет назад +218

      imagine a vampire running away from a group carrying a buff guy

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 5 лет назад +41

      @@wetraccs5747 Glorious

    • @jonathandelgado3755
      @jonathandelgado3755 5 лет назад +156

      Being the self sacrificial hero he is, Jonathan probably would’ve used those Rugby skills and made a straight charge at Dio Leeroy Jenkins style. Lol.

  • @Gabsboy123
    @Gabsboy123 4 года назад +234

    Johnny: I need to bring back Gyro
    Josuke 4: Morioh Town is in danger
    Joseph: This DIO guy sure sounds just as dangerous as the Pillar Men
    Josuke 8: I just want my memories back man

  • @platinumact4821
    @platinumact4821 6 лет назад +834

    No need for the other Joestars. Speedwagon is enough

  • @lt.branwulfram4794
    @lt.branwulfram4794 7 лет назад +400

    Wait a sec, if two of the same things from different worlds disappear upon physical contact, then Jonathon better not touch Johnny and Duwang had better stay away from Gappy.

    • @theaniquiler7248
      @theaniquiler7248 7 лет назад +85

      Lone Wolf The SJW not exactly, apparently they are from the same reality, I suppose that Johnny and Gappy were created after the reset of the universe.

    • @MrEddieKiller
      @MrEddieKiller 7 лет назад +23

      So in case of Pucci`s power then in reality is like something Joseph and Old Joseph? A power that affects a world timeline and not transport counterparts from diferent dimensions?

    • @primaharianto1377
      @primaharianto1377 7 лет назад +87

      No. Because they are completely different person. It's different from DIO's case because basically it's still the same DIO but just in different reality.

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 6 лет назад +25

      Yuuki Kuroutarou jonathan and johnny is not the same person and josuke 8 is half kira and they are from another reality where evenrone in the OG tinpmeline didnt exits so i guess it just work

    • @samcolvett6752
      @samcolvett6752 6 лет назад +7

      Josuke and Gappy aren't counterparts, Josuke and Norisuke are counterparts

  • @broster9211
    @broster9211 5 лет назад +48

    Valentine: I want your help
    Johnny: Aw shit. Here we go again.

  • @ftoast289
    @ftoast289 5 лет назад +51

    6:28
    “He’s obviously got some ulterior motive!”
    “Everything I’ve been telling you is true.”
    Yeah, that’ll do it.

  • @NEUTR0NDANCE
    @NEUTR0NDANCE 6 лет назад +567

    I hate how Johnny has Koichi's voice and Josuke has some other voice

    • @blake8671
      @blake8671 5 лет назад +136

      Johnny’s voice is perfect, Josuke’s anime voice is better than the game

    • @dabeetlejuice
      @dabeetlejuice 4 года назад +7

      @@revbladez5773 tbh i'd like it more if they used johnathans VA again just like they did with diego and dio

    • @SimplyHawa
      @SimplyHawa 4 года назад

      ChampWolf Yeah, that’s what I imagined when reading the manga

    • @MR-ez8hh
      @MR-ez8hh 4 года назад

      Rev BladeZ Johnny Joestar is just when koichi was adopted by jotaro confirmed

    • @procrastinatkivaz
      @procrastinatkivaz 3 года назад

      *kaji yuki*

  • @bootleg_
    @bootleg_ 5 лет назад +266

    Valentine: I want to do what's best for this country and its people!
    Johnny: BULLSHIT! HE CLEARLY WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD HIMSELF

    • @aboiontheinternet507
      @aboiontheinternet507 5 лет назад +3

      So true

    • @psychospeech6189
      @psychospeech6189 5 лет назад +26

      With Jonny on this one. Valentine was a scumbag

    • @susie1175
      @susie1175 2 года назад +9

      If Johnny also knew about the whole Lucy incident, things would get ugly really fast

  • @Tagmon
    @Tagmon 7 лет назад +554

    Why couldn't they just Kidnap Part 1 Dio and bring him to DIO Over Heaven, I'm pretty sure that would do the trick efficiently. Sure DIO Over Heaven is using Johnathan's body, but the head is 100% Dio.

    • @Bermuda809
      @Bermuda809 7 лет назад +27

      that would probably chang the timeline

    • @Tagmon
      @Tagmon 7 лет назад +59

      Joke Of The Day Shit, that's a good point

    • @duskbringer4583
      @duskbringer4583 7 лет назад +44

      Oh right, DIO had his body...

    • @omegashinobi
      @omegashinobi 7 лет назад +71

      Uncle Frank because he hasn't had children yet.... So no more Jojo

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 7 лет назад +28

      what about traveling in time to between after the fight between dio and jotaro, right after jorato kills dio, the guys pop in, grab the body, pop out, throw it at dio, and dio is destroyed by dio, simple as that

  • @DJ-po4mt
    @DJ-po4mt 5 лет назад +62

    14:32 how about taking a look to your left.

    • @luaminguante2885
      @luaminguante2885 5 лет назад +5

      He isn't even related to Josuke though

    • @DJ-po4mt
      @DJ-po4mt 4 года назад +2

      Lua na I was dumb before 😂

  • @Realisthicc
    @Realisthicc 5 лет назад +170

    me seeing all the joestars together: OH MY GOD THEY'RE ALL TOGETHER
    *speedwaifu appears*
    me: JEEESUS

  • @ProfessorHX-tc5ss
    @ProfessorHX-tc5ss 5 лет назад +56

    Jonathan: Mom says its my time on the XBOX DIO!
    Dio: *Smacks Jonathan and runs away* WRYYYYYYY

  • @charlieGee64
    @charlieGee64 6 лет назад +230

    Speedwagon is the most powerfull Jojo

  • @hue_lord_4208
    @hue_lord_4208 6 лет назад +234

    If Dio can re-write reality, then why hasn't he made a stand alone Obi wan Kenobi starring Ewan McGregor yet?

    • @lobisomemfacanha4817
      @lobisomemfacanha4817 5 лет назад +43

      Dio is a complete bastard, he was the one who re-wrote reality and made the disney sequels

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 4 года назад +2

      @@lobisomemfacanha4817
      The Madman!

    • @azdeigames
      @azdeigames 2 года назад +8

      You predicted it!

    • @hue_lord_4208
      @hue_lord_4208 2 года назад +8

      @@azdeigames the madlad actually did it.
      tbh, I completely forgot about this comment until you replied to it, so thanks for making me remember this absolute 5-head prediction, lol.

    • @airwreckshaun8589
      @airwreckshaun8589 2 года назад +3

      😐

  • @antoniorand1833
    @antoniorand1833 7 лет назад +229

    Waifu Valentine

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 лет назад +5

      antoniorand best jo girl

    • @jimkas3606
      @jimkas3606 6 лет назад +3

      @@theonlychickensama8353 Joseph is best Jo-girl

    • @josue0001
      @josue0001 5 лет назад +1

      @@virtualinsanity589 lol

    • @carlosalbertodaluz5276
      @carlosalbertodaluz5276 5 лет назад +1

      he's not a fucking woman to be called waifu, and doen't start saying he's a woman because he's not.

    • @AudiZYX
      @AudiZYX 5 лет назад +7

      @@carlosalbertodaluz5276 he's the manliest man to ever man

  • @mustafa1484
    @mustafa1484 5 лет назад +28

    Valentine: Yo lets use DIO body to kill DIO
    Jotaro: About that...

  • @d.n5287
    @d.n5287 4 года назад +12

    I like how slow dancer acts as a soap box for Johnny to raise himself upon so he can vent his frustration to everyone

  • @justoneguy2487
    @justoneguy2487 5 лет назад +54

    13:29 - Father and Son (and alt universe Father)
    14:08 - Father and Son (and Speedwaggon)
    15:01 - Father and Daughter

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 4 года назад +2

      Jonathan and Giorno? In a way, yeah.

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 года назад +9

      @@cameronjr8 Giorno came from Jonathan's nutsack. He has the Joestar birthmark and he has the face of a Joestar according to very reliable Koichi (when he says to Jotaro that Giorno in the photo looks like him). That tells me enough of the DNA in the sperm was largely Jonathan's and DIO hadn't corrupted it enough yet

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 4 года назад

      Just One Guy Last month, I FaceTimed Phillip Reich (voice of Giorno Giovanna). I asked him if he met Patrick Seitz and Johnny Yong Bosch and he told me he met Patrick Seitz (voice of Dio) but he never met Johnny Yong Bosch (voice of Jonathan Joestar).

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 года назад

      @@cameronjr8 interesting

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 года назад

      @@cameronjr8 amazing

  • @neopolitan21
    @neopolitan21 4 года назад +18

    Valentine:"There isnt much time,so I will make it brief"
    Valentine: *proceeds to talk for about 9 minutes*

  • @MortanAMrk
    @MortanAMrk 6 лет назад +35

    all the joestars and then speedwagon.
    perfect

  • @awsmdude12345
    @awsmdude12345 5 лет назад +94

    Johnny: WE CANT TRUST WHAT HE SAYS
    Valentine: I am telling the truth
    Everyone else: yea, I think he's telling the truth...
    Johnny: 😫

  • @VJ-jq2vu
    @VJ-jq2vu 4 года назад +73

    When Johnny said 🅱️ALENTINE..
    I felt that

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 3 года назад +4

      He actually said barentine, Because the V and L don't exist in Japanese

  • @fourthhorsemendeath218
    @fourthhorsemendeath218 6 лет назад +45

    I'm a simple man....I see all the Jojos together in one place, I cream my pants

    • @rras6441
      @rras6441 5 месяцев назад

      And Speedwagon, especially Speedwagon

  • @mattmarino-ut4yw
    @mattmarino-ut4yw 7 лет назад +38

    Surprised the never touched on the other protagonists, johnny was focused in on this scene

  • @ilijansmokovski
    @ilijansmokovski 4 года назад +17

    So Valentine had the opportunity to choose from every JoJo and instead of going for Johhny or Giorno who have near infinite power and crazy good abillities, he went for Jotaro

  • @schaefer76
    @schaefer76 4 года назад +6

    "There's no time, so I'll be brief."
    *Talks for over 10 minutes*

  • @foldabotZ
    @foldabotZ 5 лет назад +8

    0:15 All of the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~JOs!! And Speedwagon.

  • @gfrzcr9982
    @gfrzcr9982 5 лет назад +7

    0:19 legs.exe booting up
    Approximate time: *FOREVER*

  • @lilmya-nee-4686
    @lilmya-nee-4686 4 года назад +7

    I Just Love How Speedwagon is Always a Plot Relevant Character.
    In The Manga, In The Anime And in This Game.

  • @retro3098
    @retro3098 5 лет назад +34

    To think this all happened coz a dog called Danny died

    • @carlosalbertodaluz5276
      @carlosalbertodaluz5276 5 лет назад +5

      all this because of a dog, just like John Wick

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 4 года назад +3

      Because of a driver

    • @Red-Lemon
      @Red-Lemon 4 года назад +4

      Because a fucking carriage driver made a mistake

  • @spooksahoy5097
    @spooksahoy5097 4 года назад +8

    I just love how all the JoJos are questioning Valentine meanwhile Señor Speedweed is just sitting there in the background

  • @thewormsalad
    @thewormsalad 5 лет назад +12

    Speedwagon: I may be late with this but that was a weird converstion.
    Speedwagon is such a gem xD

  • @shinyjuni7
    @shinyjuni7 6 лет назад +5

    "Oh cool! All joestar is here!"
    .
    .
    .
    "Wait a fucking min.... Is that speedwagon?"

  • @taboolado
    @taboolado 5 лет назад +49

    *video starts* Lol poor Jhonny he's here on the floor. How's he going to sit in the horse? Since i only read the manga the 'spin' he does to jump in the horse looks legit *0:46** Spin to jump in thr horse* Ok. Those arms are strong with this one. Even Gyro envy your spin technique.

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 4 года назад

      You mean Julius Caesar Zeppeli?

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 4 года назад

      He could have just used his stand...

    • @taboolado
      @taboolado 4 года назад

      @@wellifailed392 you mean tusk?

    • @Z3Milesky
      @Z3Milesky 3 года назад

      He's like Lorian you know

  • @Hunk_Streams
    @Hunk_Streams 6 лет назад +57

    Speedwagon, the 9th JoJo

  • @pnayangel1089
    @pnayangel1089 4 года назад +8

    Valentine: someone has to learn his ability
    Jotaro:some one call kakyion

  • @jmanjman2685
    @jmanjman2685 5 лет назад +10

    The one villain to actually work against DIO

  • @andrewadachi9306
    @andrewadachi9306 5 лет назад +88

    I hope they keep the same voice actor for Funny valentine.Cause he just sounds so good.
    But most often they don’t keep the same voice actors in the anime which is a shame none the less I’m still hopeful

    • @bundthead
      @bundthead 5 лет назад +1

      Andrew Adachi Ikrrr saaameeee 👌😩

    • @Kossestu
      @Kossestu 4 года назад +4

      I think josuke giorno and diavolo were better in the anime
      But I'll doubt you can have a more fitting voice for Valentine, and Johnny and Gyro

    • @jayck7686
      @jayck7686 3 года назад +1

      @@Kossestu EOH Jonny is anime Koichi

    • @theultimatehomiegsenior3058
      @theultimatehomiegsenior3058 3 года назад +3

      @@jayck7686 this proves that koichi is a true joestar

  • @jemswhy7382
    @jemswhy7382 5 лет назад +61

    Ahem. Jonathan could just hug dio and dio would die bcuz dio is using jonathan's body

    • @shouzeki8202
      @shouzeki8202 5 лет назад +11

      But... Jonathan would also die

    • @jemswhy7382
      @jemswhy7382 5 лет назад +7

      @@shouzeki8202 Its a great sacrifice

    • @shouzeki8202
      @shouzeki8202 5 лет назад +46

      I think we can agree the poor boy has suffered enough already

  • @ProjektTaku
    @ProjektTaku 2 года назад +6

    joestar reasons for fighting dio
    jonathan: He's caused so much pain to my life and my family.
    joseph: That bastard stole my grandfathers body and has haunted my family.
    jotaro: This guy has caused so many wrongs in the world, and to my life.
    josuke: Uhh morioh's in danger I guess so I gotta fight yhis guy.
    Giorno: I must overcome my father to truly control my destiny.
    jolyne: This guy ruined my life and killed my friends.
    johnny: He's basically diego, so I have to stop him.
    josuk8: I just want plant man.

  • @kakateboi42
    @kakateboi42 4 года назад +4

    2:23 he said it he said the thing
    *insert doyaa~n airhorn sound

  • @yorunoraida
    @yorunoraida 5 лет назад +20

    Johnny hurts my feelings

  • @Papriqa
    @Papriqa 7 лет назад +132

    How is this still the main world if Pucci reset it? Or is the SBR universe and Phantom Blood universe still technically the "main world"?

    • @jorgenitales412
      @jorgenitales412 7 лет назад +107

      over heaven stands and D4C fucked up reality really BAD this time.
      DIO with his over heaven and pucci with his made in heaven and D4C(unintentional) made this whole mess.
      in the moment DIO over heaven meet valetine, time and space got fucked up beyond recognition.

    • @rockytokyo
      @rockytokyo 6 лет назад +69

      The universe that SBR and Jojolion takes place in wasn't actually created by Pucci fucking with time, it's just an alternate universe.

    • @housinengi9512
      @housinengi9512 6 лет назад +11

      since basicly we have no confirmation since we only seen others we never seen Jotaro other version just his daughter irene unless we see both in part 8 or 9 its a different alternte world then that one

    • @rockytokyo
      @rockytokyo 6 лет назад +13

      Housin Engi Dude, Kira in Part 8 is alternate universe Jotaro.

    • @housinengi9512
      @housinengi9512 6 лет назад +2

      so then yeah i thought he was just kira from part four since he has killer queen then i just looked it up and your right since his mother s holy joestar. so then that universe pucci made means nothing then since the kira is to younge to be a father of an 18 year old girl who going to ask for her father permission

  • @LazyAndFabulous
    @LazyAndFabulous 4 года назад +10

    Jonathan (In his brain):
    WHAT IN HEAVENS IS EVEN HAPPENING?
    All I know is that Dio is just a young brother with his hope to take over the world as vampire!
    How did the vampire event become this?

  • @aqn01
    @aqn01 4 года назад +4

    01:51
    jotaro: my ability? i just punch really hard and my stand its the same type..

  • @brunoveloso5693
    @brunoveloso5693 7 лет назад +18

    Game:Phantasy Star Online 2
    Great job RUclips....

  • @jamretro1336
    @jamretro1336 2 года назад +4

    13:30 Giorno is technically standing between his two dads.

  • @tylerlee328
    @tylerlee328 5 лет назад +10

    Part 3: Uses “same type of stand “ to explain Jotaro’s ass pull
    Fans: Kinda lame but cool fight
    EoH: Uses “same type of stand” to explain Jotaro’s ass pull
    Fans: ........aight once was enough....

  • @gfrzcr9982
    @gfrzcr9982 5 лет назад +11

    *[THE WORLD REQIUEM OVER HEAVEN ACT 5 ft. Epitaph]*

  • @imaginary9588
    @imaginary9588 5 лет назад +23

    *VALENTINE WAS THE TRUE HERO OF PART 7*

  • @izumimiu1203
    @izumimiu1203 5 лет назад +13

    By this logic Jonathan and Dio would cancel each other out, wouldn't they?

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 3 года назад +2

      Nah, with the amount of time that dio has had johnathans body the ship of thesius logic applies. After about 7 years all of the cells in your body that you had 7 years ago have been replaced, the only exception being brain cells. There isn't a single original johnathan cell left

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere 5 лет назад +4

    Valentine: It's over, Jotaro! I have the high ground!
    Jotaro: You underestimate my power!

  • @thesilly3950
    @thesilly3950 4 года назад +4

    0:47 and this is how you get on a horse everybody

  • @ThunderingSkies-w8h
    @ThunderingSkies-w8h 6 лет назад +36

    Valentine's attempt to fight Heaven Ascension DIO in this game makes me feel like he's not an antagonist at all

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 5 лет назад +18

      Well he is the antagonist. He's what you can call the heroic antagonist.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 4 года назад +2

      Valentine's an antagonist sure, but in this situation he's the lesser of two evils.

  • @amaulana090
    @amaulana090 5 лет назад +4

    Valentine just pulled a Johnny on Johnny

  • @shag6242
    @shag6242 4 года назад +2

    Jonathan sitting there acting like he knows what Valentine is talking about

  • @Nicofaster21
    @Nicofaster21 5 лет назад +12

    joseph said that he was standing next to his old version, but old joseph isnt there lul

    • @accountii6382
      @accountii6382 5 лет назад +6

      Nicofaster 21
      I think he’s in the turtle

  • @jbgra2566
    @jbgra2566 5 лет назад +8

    I liked Giorno's voice in the game more than in the anime. On the other hand, I'm glad Josuke's voice was changed for the anime.

  • @aclevernickname8560
    @aclevernickname8560 7 лет назад +22

    I fucking love Valentine's voice.

  • @holywater7813
    @holywater7813 3 года назад +1

    Giorno: So, it's the opposite type of stand as Gold Experience Requiem

  • @nick9115
    @nick9115 4 года назад +7

    0:47 10/10 animation

  • @JK-gx7kd
    @JK-gx7kd 3 месяца назад +1

    Valentine is a true patriot till the end.

  • @tiamelancholyjeoncockity
    @tiamelancholyjeoncockity 4 года назад +5

    I uh still wonder how tf Johnny just got on the horse like fWHHEEEEP 💀

  • @brunobucciriati.129
    @brunobucciriati.129 3 года назад +2

    All: staying at cool poses and talking*
    Jos8ke: looks on random places and silents*

  • @AXCWZ
    @AXCWZ 5 лет назад +5

    8:48 i love this part

  • @RomanGamerYT0
    @RomanGamerYT0 3 года назад +2

    "not even my user is aware of this ability" OH REALLY?

  • @danielsuveges7120
    @danielsuveges7120 5 лет назад +6

    So he has the reality stone

  • @thenot-so-lamebird.844
    @thenot-so-lamebird.844 4 года назад +1

    *0:47** casually backflips onto the horse* "Damn it!"

  • @sonpanchan
    @sonpanchan 2 года назад +6

    I would really like a manga/OVA type of adaptation of this story since I think it could make for a more interesting story once it's more character focused (Josuke's relationship with the Josephs, Jolyne getting to bond more with young Jotaro, Giorno realizing he's also a Joestar through Jonathan, how Joseph and Jonathan react to each other and not having Stands or developing them, etc...) than it being tailored for a video game. Also I get part 3 Jotaro being the main hero, especially when it comes to a story within a video game, but IMO it would be more interesting if it was a JoJo joint effort that defeats DIO.

  • @c.u.b.e6961
    @c.u.b.e6961 3 года назад +2

    Everyone: im doing this for my family and friends...
    Josuke 8: i just want to know who i am
    Speedwagon: m o a r h a t

  • @juliusc.8711
    @juliusc.8711 6 лет назад +8

    Someone has a link to the theme that plays at 2:15? I would be very thankful.

  • @duckentity4515
    @duckentity4515 4 года назад +2

    0:47 lets make this a deal boys, we keep this a secret underworld meme

  • @KichiJc
    @KichiJc 4 года назад +6

    Everyone: fights dio cause how dangerous he is.
    Josuke4: oh morioh is also part of the world
    Josuke8: lol idk who i am but ok

  • @ethereal3221
    @ethereal3221 4 года назад +2

    I love how Johnny just flips on to his horse

  • @drxshock6957
    @drxshock6957 4 года назад +3

    Jotaro: There's nothing of DIO's body left
    Pucci who still has DIO's bone: **laughs in homosexuality**

  • @around441pipissharingaytac4
    @around441pipissharingaytac4 3 года назад +1

    0:47
    Jeostar flip
    (OOWAHAHWAHWOOOWAAAAHHHHH)