JD Vance Wears Women's Clothing

[intro]
!!hey!!!(JD!!.. high heels, blonde wig, short skirt, drag queen.)!!
[Verse 1]
J.D.’s got a secret, oh, can’t you see?
Strutting down the runway, fierce as can be.
In a blonde wig, shining bright,
He’s a drag queen, owning the night.
[Chorus]
Oh J.D. Vance, why you gotta be so mean?
Blond wig, high heels, short skirt, drag queen.
Attracted to couches, that’s your scene,
But J.D. Vance, you’re the meanest queen we’ve seen.
[Verse 2]
He talks to sofas like they’re his best friends,
But his cruel words, they never end.
Spreads rumors and lies, causing such a fuss,
J.D. Vance, why you gotta be so unjust?
[Chorus]
Oh J.D. Vance, why you gotta be so mean?
Blond wig, high heels, short skirt, drag queen.
Attracted to couches, that’s your scene,
But J.D. Vance, you’re the meanest queen we’ve seen.
[Bridge]
Maybe one day he’ll change his ways,
Stop being mean and end his cruel displays.
But until then, we’ll sing this tune,
About J.D. Vance and his mean old gloom.
[Chorus]
Oh J.D. Vance, why you gotta be so mean?
Blond wig, high heels, short skirt, drag queen.
Attracted to couches, that’s your scene,
But J.D. Vance, you’re the meanest queen we’ve seen.
[Outro]
So here’s to J.D. Vance, the man we all know,
With his eyeliner and his fashion show.
Maybe one day, he’ll change his pace,
And find a cozy couch to embrace.