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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2021
  • Jimmy talks about yesterday’s horrible events at the U.S. Capitol, the end of Lindsey Graham and Donald Trump’s romance, an angry VP Mike Pence, resignations piling up within the administration, the possibility of the 25th amendment being invoked, people just now realizing that Trump is not fit to serve, Republicans floating the idea that ANTIFA infiltrated the attack mob, some of the people responsible for this, Trump finally releasing a statement agreeing to an “orderly transition,” and a whole new meaning to “The Snake” lyrics Trump read many times on the campaign trail as a metaphor to warn people about immigrants.
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  • @marvslilbrother1957
    @marvslilbrother1957 3 года назад +1722

    We spend billions in national defense and the capital gets breached by Duck Dynasty??? I want my money back!!!

    • @miradade361
      @miradade361 3 года назад +33

      We’ll say🤣😂😅

    • @optimusprime4443
      @optimusprime4443 3 года назад +41

      I know I'm pissed😂

    • @nickoleme
      @nickoleme 3 года назад +41

      😂😂😂😂now that's funny

    • @eatonkuntz
      @eatonkuntz 3 года назад +20

      yeah, thanks to the traitorous guards. we're lucky Trump's secret service guards are better, we don't need a martyr and a civil war.

    • @tiffbeevachou108
      @tiffbeevachou108 3 года назад +10

      Seriously

  • @vio2112
    @vio2112 3 года назад +198

    They need to impeach him a 2nd time just so he can't run again in 2024.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 3 года назад +25

      If the SDNY do their work he can't run because he's in jail

    • @be-nice7511
      @be-nice7511 3 года назад +8

      Yes please!

    • @robinjackson7882
      @robinjackson7882 3 года назад +8

      Absolutely!

    • @andrewherrera7735
      @andrewherrera7735 3 года назад

      doesn't matter because most of his allies and some of his family will be running again in the future for senate or presidency

    • @pen4hire27
      @pen4hire27 3 года назад

      Shouldn't one impeachment suffice?

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo500100 Год назад +11

    The closing part of the monologue is one of the best explanations ever given to this whole multi-year circus. Kudos to the writers.

  • @janetdobie9722
    @janetdobie9722 3 года назад +4

    Great episode...My heart breaks for my US neighbors
    I hope and pray there will be peace soon

  • @jillssimplelife1284
    @jillssimplelife1284 3 года назад +222

    So convenient that they refused to wear masks. Makes things a bit easier for the actual law and order people.

    • @carbine090909
      @carbine090909 3 года назад +4

      Bravo

    • @GoGreen1977
      @GoGreen1977 3 года назад +10

      I have every hope some of the terrorists will get COVID, a serious case of it. They are already mentally and morally sick, so what's a case of a potentially, deadly disease?

    • @FortBuscusNathanielXVI
      @FortBuscusNathanielXVI 3 года назад +1

      Not like the world health organization said they wouldn’t work.

    • @MCnataS
      @MCnataS 3 года назад +1

      @@FortBuscusNathanielXVI Proof please

    • @FortBuscusNathanielXVI
      @FortBuscusNathanielXVI 3 года назад +1

      @@MCnataS from the world health organization!

  • @teresaclark5465
    @teresaclark5465 3 года назад +619

    I love the fact Jimmy is showing their faces and giving names

    • @jamespratt2828
      @jamespratt2828 3 года назад +12

      2 billion dollars in damages from antifa and BLM
      Who've also shut down free speech and others from even assembling
      And only now do democrats call a single incident domestic terrorism
      I'm Australian I have no input or am affected from this
      I'm just pointing out a fact

    • @goodtogo27b
      @goodtogo27b 3 года назад +48

      @@jamespratt2828 Is there a different definition for terrorism in Australia?

    • @lunacielo7680
      @lunacielo7680 3 года назад +29

      @@jamespratt2828 In my opinion, it's the fact that our Capitol was disrespected. Our country stands by democracy and it was violated.

    • @jaives
      @jaives 3 года назад +9

      @@jamespratt2828 the dems actually don't acknowledge either BLM or Antifa. BLM has been trying to get a meeting with Pelosi since the riots.

    • @jamiep2954
      @jamiep2954 3 года назад +40

      @@jamespratt2828 BLM has a reason for protesting these idiots were mad their president lost so they rioted?

  • @redtigr
    @redtigr 3 года назад +22

    If it weren't for the late night philosophers - aka comedians - who kept this s*** show in perspective, I might have had the nervous breakdown we also richly deserve. Thank you Jimmy, Stephen, Seth and Jimmy Fallon for the courage to use your platform to tell the truth.

  • @michellemamzel4004
    @michellemamzel4004 3 года назад +21

    JIMMY Kimmel and his team ...such great cutting biting sarcasm. Amazing how many jokes packed into one sentence! Thank you for fighting the good fight and keeping the lights of liberty on!

  • @lovelive8262
    @lovelive8262 3 года назад +4003

    At this point, Mexico is considering to pay for the wall.

    • @Ntclarinet2
      @Ntclarinet2 3 года назад +57

      Hahahahhahaha

    • @nellyking5005
      @nellyking5005 3 года назад +28

      😂

    • @elvindcruz5737
      @elvindcruz5737 3 года назад +57

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one really funny ! Make my day. 👍👍

    • @maribelcaudillo258
      @maribelcaudillo258 3 года назад +17

      he he he

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 3 года назад +49

      The only one who will possibly take Trump may be Canada, because Canadians are really nice people.

  • @friendlyneighborhooddr.gre4495
    @friendlyneighborhooddr.gre4495 3 года назад +320

    That little fist punch into the wall had me rolling XD

    • @Eranell
      @Eranell 3 года назад +10

      Mhm. The only wall Trump could punch a hole into would be a wall made of soaked cookies when he hasn't had his morning bucket of KFC wings.

    • @wallywalpamur4951
      @wallywalpamur4951 3 года назад +4

      @@Eranell Even then he'd still have to get his nappy changer (Mike Poonce) to punch the wall for him.

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 3 года назад +5

      The size of a plug quarter!

    • @michelledawnharpist
      @michelledawnharpist 3 года назад +2

      Same ... nothing else has made me laugh more in the past 12 months. Then I cried a little, but that’s normal these days.

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 года назад

      @@michelledawnharpist
      lol

  • @juliezwyer4918
    @juliezwyer4918 3 года назад +180

    "We're storming the Capitol! It's a revolution!" This is why education is so important.

    • @hellosenpai8351
      @hellosenpai8351 3 года назад +2

      Facts

    • @whathandleUtalkabt
      @whathandleUtalkabt 3 года назад +1

      But she is rubbing a fresh onion in her eyes from her towel.

    • @nowaay692
      @nowaay692 3 года назад +5

      And it's also why religion should be treated like hard liquor.

    • @Deedric_Kee
      @Deedric_Kee 3 года назад

      😊 Damn straight 👍

    • @annapeck7635
      @annapeck7635 3 года назад

      so true!

  • @ashokmangotra
    @ashokmangotra 3 года назад +4

    This piece should find itself in the TV All-time Hall of Fame. To have come up with such an effortless performance with the highlights of the storming of Capitol Hill in such a short time and in such a sarcastic ( and of course humorous way) is creativity of the highest order.

  • @hereticpariah6_66
    @hereticpariah6_66 3 года назад +117

    Dump punches an _enormous, _*_pencil-sized_*_ hole_ in the wall!
    *_TERRIFYING!!_*

  • @UliKunckle
    @UliKunckle 3 года назад +187

    This was the greatest monologue that Jimmy Kimmel has ever given.

    • @patty7791
      @patty7791 3 года назад +3

      UliKunckle Jimmy has got us through this last year...He’s our HERO!

    • @stevewise1656
      @stevewise1656 3 года назад +4

      He’s done a number of great ones, though Jimmy has his finger on exactly what many of us are thinking.

    • @carolwilson5546
      @carolwilson5546 3 года назад +1

      You think????

    • @demopage3874
      @demopage3874 3 года назад +2

      This was great!

  • @yaycoffe123
    @yaycoffe123 3 года назад +4

    Oh Jimmy you never fail to make us smile even under a horrible week

  • @tiararoxeanne1318
    @tiararoxeanne1318 3 года назад +9

    14:43 "Oh, we can't say he didn't warn us." Damn, Jimmy, that nail on the head!🤦

  • @raechevlin4439
    @raechevlin4439 3 года назад +584

    Sara Palin needs to stop talking.

    • @janupczak1643
      @janupczak1643 3 года назад +59

      Every time she opens her mouth, stupid falls out and dribbles down her chin. Her voice is still like fingernails on a blackboard to me.

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 года назад +27

      @@janupczak1643
      To me as well, and I'm Canadian... lol

    • @sbijan666
      @sbijan666 3 года назад +10

      @@janupczak1643
      Sarah Palin reminds me of an Orwelian society ....LOL

    • @Dhsu4321
      @Dhsu4321 3 года назад +20

      Stupidity has no cure.

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 3 года назад +27

      People have to stop giving her camera time.

  • @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683
    @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683 3 года назад +2711

    “Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?” - Obi-Wan, 1977

    • @randyschwaggins
      @randyschwaggins 3 года назад +31

      0 BBY/ABY would be a better date

    • @paddy.7784
      @paddy.7784 3 года назад +13

      So True.

    • @shuu6942
      @shuu6942 3 года назад +21

      Why not both

    • @randyschwaggins
      @randyschwaggins 3 года назад +15

      @McMunchie dont think he said the quote as he emerged from his mothers womb

    • @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683
      @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683 3 года назад +5

      @@randyschwaggins
      Yes, I considered that, but non Star Wars fans wouldn’t know what I’m saying. Like how non-ASOIAF fans don’t know what AC stands for.

  • @johnwellingtoniii5734
    @johnwellingtoniii5734 3 года назад +12

    No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.

  • @janaichristo8833
    @janaichristo8833 3 года назад +30

    In quarantine my favorite shows are Breaking Bad, Friends and American politics.

  • @RajkoK
    @RajkoK 3 года назад +327

    OMG that tiny hand hole is f***ing hilarious

    • @808shamalama
      @808shamalama 3 года назад +5

      Kept rewinding it and laughing at it 😂🤙🏾

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 3 года назад +2

      BLM BIDEN 2020 🌊🇺🇸😎✊

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 года назад

      That was priceless!!!

    • @shawncharles9980
      @shawncharles9980 3 года назад

      Haha, right!! It was quite a bit of effort to get to that joke, but worthwhile!

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 3 года назад

      I'm a very small women and I think my hand is equal to, or bigger than, Trump's. Just less obese.

  • @jp10164ify
    @jp10164ify 3 года назад +71

    That guy yelling out his front door speech was more noble and rock solid in honesty than Lindsey sniveling

    • @areyoufriendly
      @areyoufriendly 3 года назад +6

      If you haven’t seen it, you should watch the whole video of the guy. It’s much better than that snippet.

    • @KR-te8kw
      @KR-te8kw 3 года назад +1

      @@areyoufriendly what is the video called?

    • @dixieroberson8687
      @dixieroberson8687 3 года назад +1

      I really like that guy pn his porch!!!!

    • @areyoufriendly
      @areyoufriendly 3 года назад

      @@KR-te8kw Google DC guy yelling from porch. There’s different websites that have the vid and also info on how they ended up meeting after the vid went viral, with pics.

  • @farrondaniels6058
    @farrondaniels6058 3 года назад +36

    That tiny (hands) whole Trump punched in the wall under his picture, cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johncook3667
    @johncook3667 3 года назад +6

    Throughout this entire political sh.t show Jimmy has nailed it. Every comedic commentary has been spot on. Keep up the good work Jimmy and team!

  • @mikibell7323
    @mikibell7323 3 года назад +323

    Poor Elizabeth. She wasn't ready for the revolution 😂😂😂😂

    • @sidimohamedelmoustapha5338
      @sidimohamedelmoustapha5338 3 года назад +17

      😂😂😂😂

    • @vanity6775
      @vanity6775 3 года назад +12

      if youll look closely she's rubbing an onion in her eyes to force herself to cry.

    • @bbigrocker1
      @bbigrocker1 3 года назад +25

      Did you notice how she said that with CONVICTION.....................lights on, but nobody home

    • @PurpleLugia
      @PurpleLugia 3 года назад +7

      She was ready to fake cry about it, though, with the onion in her towel that she was rubbing against her face. :P

    • @kevinchettri3293
      @kevinchettri3293 3 года назад +3

      @@vanity6775 what..Is that onion on her towel?

  • @aleenascaria6851
    @aleenascaria6851 3 года назад +152

    I burst out laughing when the women said "We're storming the capitol, It's a revolution".
    My world, what a dummy.

    • @TheMargarita1948
      @TheMargarita1948 3 года назад +13

      And then she gets all indignant that she got maced.

    • @LeeLee-ux8gh
      @LeeLee-ux8gh 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @beparul9787
      @beparul9787 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 года назад +4

      @@TheMargarita1948 , yeah, that was hilarious! If all revolutionaries were that easily discouraged, you'd still be a British colony! 😂

    • @yolandadenny8692
      @yolandadenny8692 3 года назад

      She should have been grateful she wasn't shot. Another entitled Karen.

  • @SJ-zd9el
    @SJ-zd9el 3 года назад +10

    "You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in." It does make sense. The irony.

  • @simontemplar.8668
    @simontemplar.8668 3 года назад +163

    'They did not see it coming. They're Notsees.' Hilarious! As a German linguist, political scientist and a historian I adore this joke.

  • @vivienmc5983
    @vivienmc5983 3 года назад +4052

    The comparison with Trump to a snake is unfair. Snakes are intelligent creatures.

    • @broadwaysam8405
      @broadwaysam8405 3 года назад +81

      Agreed. But the bit was really well done.

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 года назад +90

      .. and snakes EAT rats vs hire them.

    • @Dan-bt7bf
      @Dan-bt7bf 3 года назад +72

      the comparison is a disgrace to all snakes

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 года назад +26

      @Lowena Hobbs The bible also tells us that satan seeks to deceive, divide & destroy. (Sound familiar?)... and that satan is always on the prowl for a willing vessels to carry out his deeds/will.
      💗💗💗NERDS ROCK!!!💗💗💗
      PS: There's a new-ish song out on YT called "2020" by Mitch Rossell. I hope you'll check it out. You'll be very glad you did..I PROMISE!!!

    • @olayinkaoluseyiakinolajohn4363
      @olayinkaoluseyiakinolajohn4363 3 года назад +2

      Hahaha

  • @drtash21
    @drtash21 3 года назад +188

    Iraq and Afghanistan: You think we should invade America and enforce democracy over there??

    • @mateowey
      @mateowey 3 года назад +3

      Ouch! Lol 😆 🤣 good one

    • @ladyoflight86
      @ladyoflight86 3 года назад

      Democracy is what Trump is enforcing by signing the Insurgency Act.

    • @mateowey
      @mateowey 3 года назад +6

      @@ladyoflight86 while attacking our democracy directly with his unremitting false claims that the election was stolen from him even though the 60+ cour case loses say otherwise. Then inciting his supporters to "take back thier country" and to "fight" in his failed coup attempt.

    • @ladyoflight86
      @ladyoflight86 3 года назад +1

      @@mateowey oh so you watched the election and don't see any corruption? Ru fkn kidding me? 😂🤦🤣

    • @ladyoflight86
      @ladyoflight86 3 года назад +2

      @@mateowey dude I'm in New Zealand and even we watched it get hijacked! Let me guess... You watch your news updates via MAINSTREAM NEWS MEDIA? 😂😂😂😂😂🧠💩

  • @Arkain7
    @Arkain7 3 года назад +200

    "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin

    • @konstantinopoulos33
      @konstantinopoulos33 3 года назад +6

      “The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its stupidest member divided by the number of mobsters.”
      - Terry Pratchett

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors 3 года назад +1

      Like congress

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 3 года назад +1

      Except leftists snowflakes huh?

    • @therustylegacy
      @therustylegacy 3 года назад +1

      Like biden supporter ?

    • @kornishoni5266
      @kornishoni5266 3 года назад

      That's how americans got Biden as a president.

  • @camrenwick
    @camrenwick 3 года назад +5606

    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

    • @princeryell
      @princeryell 3 года назад +72

      I will never look at mentally handicapped ppl the same again!

    • @averysmith456
      @averysmith456 3 года назад +57

      Pretty much explains BLM and Antifa.

    • @daniellawrence4973
      @daniellawrence4973 3 года назад +7

      100%

    • @diewilden80er73
      @diewilden80er73 3 года назад +118

      @@averysmith456 why fell so many Germans for Shitler? Not blue not antifa but brainwashed conspiracy theorist fascists like Shitler. Find the parallels...

    • @jacklily999
      @jacklily999 3 года назад +26

      Large FOX group

  • @pedrow9816
    @pedrow9816 3 года назад +345

    Isn’t that guy yelling from his front porch really all of us?

    • @Syl182
      @Syl182 3 года назад +17

      Yes he is, he most certainly is. I replayed a couple of times.

    • @jannesfriedrichs1563
      @jannesfriedrichs1563 3 года назад +7

      And the woman in the car was so moved to tears that he used the word Cracker acuratly

    • @bbigrocker1
      @bbigrocker1 3 года назад +2

      Not, but a great MANY!!!

    • @mcdonaldsbigmac3935
      @mcdonaldsbigmac3935 3 года назад +4

      Yes he represents about 70% of the country

    • @joetuktyyuktuk8635
      @joetuktyyuktuk8635 3 года назад +1

      I agree

  • @rehaxxentertainment390
    @rehaxxentertainment390 3 года назад +30

    Who tf thought TRUMP would be a candidate in the 1st place? Haven’t you learned anything from his “tv career” and “businesses”?

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Год назад +1

      Legit, most of the people who wanted him in the first place didn't know about his prior dealings in detail, only that he was, as per his own words 'a business man, doing business'. Hell, most people in general didn't know or care to know the first damn thing about him until after this political fiasco.

  • @r.d.whitaker5787
    @r.d.whitaker5787 3 года назад +7

    That man on his stoop was very articulate.

  • @wendelyncaldwell9428
    @wendelyncaldwell9428 3 года назад +44

    That guy yelling at them from his porch was great.

  • @charleskiwabs5230
    @charleskiwabs5230 3 года назад +116

    Its crazy how the perpetrators did all the FBI’s work for them. The power of a camera in your hands

  • @thereisnocontenthere
    @thereisnocontenthere 3 года назад +54

    "They did not see this coming. They're Not-Sees"
    That was a great joke

  • @deedeedailey1823
    @deedeedailey1823 3 года назад +2

    So happy the world had finely opened AN EYES.

  • @a.becker6216
    @a.becker6216 3 года назад +338

    After all this time, and everything that he's allowed & supported, Lindsey Graham doesn't deserve to just break up like that.

    • @demeraragold4644
      @demeraragold4644 3 года назад +6

      Snake

    • @jeffm3163
      @jeffm3163 3 года назад +16

      Lindsay needs to wipe trump off his chin before going any further.

    • @19258000able
      @19258000able 3 года назад +1

      This guy is praising trump's subservience to Israel . Shame

    • @jeffm3163
      @jeffm3163 3 года назад +6

      He needs to act like a man, not a child.. He supported trump. Own it. It’s fine to admit it you were wrong but don’t try to rewrite history.

    • @waterwoman901
      @waterwoman901 3 года назад +4

      Lindsey, if you don't impeach, you condone it

  • @jerryalicea8897
    @jerryalicea8897 3 года назад +30

    Jimmy...this was your best monolog EVER !!! I LOVED it. Great video editing and comic inserts. Brilliant work from your production staff. Thank You.

    • @jal8362
      @jal8362 2 года назад

      Jimmy Kimmel lost it. He's now the nowhere guy!

  • @saharanemigrant6095
    @saharanemigrant6095 3 года назад +12

    After all he's done, they cant let him leave with dignity. He's got to be removed, even if one day before the end of his presidency

    • @damienboatwright5307
      @damienboatwright5307 3 года назад +1

      Exactly, he's helped us out Tremendously.Greatest President Ever.

  • @MissAngieTeacher
    @MissAngieTeacher 3 года назад +2

    That thing with the snake was perfect. Chilling

  • @Itried20takennames
    @Itried20takennames 3 года назад +391

    “Heroes come in all forms.” There is a huge difference between a hero and the first rats off a sinking ship.

    • @G-B-F123
      @G-B-F123 3 года назад +27

      Don't disrespect rats, even they have more dignity than those politicians who let Trump's behavior slide by for years but decided to turn on him just days before the new administration takes office

    • @deedee7780
      @deedee7780 3 года назад +8

      Well said.

    • @TheRC78
      @TheRC78 3 года назад +12

      That's an insult to rats.

    • @Yovette400
      @Yovette400 3 года назад +4

      @@G-B-F123 totally agree

    • @GG-ml3vr
      @GG-ml3vr 3 года назад +3

      @@G-B-F123 They are polticians,did we realy expect any less

  • @ccksmith82
    @ccksmith82 3 года назад +632

    The old guy screaming from his porch is what patriotism looks like.

  • @Geini0
    @Geini0 3 года назад +100

    I heard the “maced” women was holding half an onion in her hand. And rubbing it on her eyes. You can even see it in the video clip.

    • @langying
      @langying 3 года назад +12

      There's even pictures of her rubbing it in her eyes

    • @roverclover3178
      @roverclover3178 3 года назад +3

      Yup

    • @joefather6084
      @joefather6084 3 года назад +14

      That's so pathetic. I hope she's remembered for this for the rest of her life

    • @hrishichougule4312
      @hrishichougule4312 3 года назад +1

      People have developed some ways to help combat the effect of tear gas, with milk and onions and vinegar being used at past demonstrations across the globe.. the onion is placed near the nose in that case so I don't know the full thing..
      Also many sources later claimed that it was ice soo..

    • @juliansandoval8022
      @juliansandoval8022 3 года назад +3

      completely unnecessary. she could have had dinner at taco bell, and have similar results

  • @arthurchung9249
    @arthurchung9249 3 года назад +5

    2:09 i'm voting that man if he ever runs for president

  • @fgxw8
    @fgxw8 3 года назад +240

    Hey Jimmy, you inspired a new greeting: "Hello my fellow Americans and you Trump supporters!"

    • @AMBA-lf5bi
      @AMBA-lf5bi 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @nicolenotizieeamici
      @nicolenotizieeamici 3 года назад +3

      Perfect

    • @eraumavez1968
      @eraumavez1968 3 года назад

      Sorry guys that is half of this country... is that fair? Imagine 8 years ago... wherent we building America together? Why should now half the country get the rewards instead of no ALL of us?

    • @jackiealv6547
      @jackiealv6547 3 года назад

      True

    • @christiana.7289
      @christiana.7289 3 года назад +3

      @@eraumavez1968
      it’s a funny gesture, but that trump supporter thing doesn’t refer to all republicans and is meant as an insult to the extremists that rallied in the capitol

  • @mrzadezade
    @mrzadezade 3 года назад +90

    Jimmy, this episode was brilliant; the whole thing was smart and very funny.

  • @DougScottYoung
    @DougScottYoung 3 года назад +48

    That women that was ‘Maced’ was rubbing an onion in her eye...

    • @joefather6084
      @joefather6084 3 года назад +10

      She was going for sympathy points but she was willing to trade in IQ

    • @annahollifield2859
      @annahollifield2859 3 года назад +2

      I heard that too lol

    • @damienboatwright5307
      @damienboatwright5307 3 года назад

      Doug get your own comment. They already said that 2, 3 time's up there.

    • @whathandleUtalkabt
      @whathandleUtalkabt 3 года назад

      Exactly

    • @whathandleUtalkabt
      @whathandleUtalkabt 3 года назад

      @@damienboatwright5307 not all of us get here at the same time nor do we scroll back 1000 comments and read all of them before I write my own. Been at work 4 days all 12 hour shifts in a row in hospital. Just watching the you tube today.

  • @rjkbuny
    @rjkbuny 3 года назад +3

    I was like, wow, trump read a book? Didn't know dude can read. Then realized it was a lyric.

  • @MoonbearStartiger
    @MoonbearStartiger 3 года назад +261

    I love how being against fascism is played like a dangerous concept by conservatives... WTF?

    • @vennril
      @vennril 3 года назад +35

      Well, fascists hate anti-fascism.

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 3 года назад +15

      Well its dangerous to THEM, because .... you know ;-)

    • @michaeljmixon9186
      @michaeljmixon9186 3 года назад +20

      Amazing when we fought ww2 over it.
      Our history as a white supremacist country has just been fully exposed.
      I hope more people read up on the history and origins of the police. Behind the bastards has a great series on that.
      So now we need to break the rest of the systems that support the prison industrial complex and other drivers for slavery.
      Feels like we need to reform all federal institutions in many ways.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 3 года назад +13

      Short explanation: 2020's GOP actually supports fascism

    • @MoonbearStartiger
      @MoonbearStartiger 3 года назад +2

      @@vennril Oh! Shots fired. Ha!

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 3 года назад +598

    It took them this long to realize that he was out of his mind, the day he said he would build a wall and have mexico pay is when I knew he was crazy

    • @lizmowrey9866
      @lizmowrey9866 3 года назад +10

      Yep

    • @sharonkellner82
      @sharonkellner82 3 года назад +19

      I knew when he forced Spicer to lie about of the size of his crowd. A nutter from the start.

    • @gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal
      @gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal 3 года назад +36

      Child, the day he decided to run for president I was all “oh helllll no”. To b fair, it wasn’t even because of political party. He’s just insane.

    • @mia-ci2ur
      @mia-ci2ur 3 года назад +19

      i think from the moment he ran for president i thought he was out of his mind.

    • @barbarajolley3513
      @barbarajolley3513 3 года назад +15

      @@gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal I am with you. I have friends who used to live in New York and told me about him long before he ran for prez. And, of course, when I heard his "I, alone, can fix (insert any issue,)" I knew he was out of his damn mind.

  • @janiskinnie821
    @janiskinnie821 3 года назад +3

    Brilliant piece Jimmy Kimmel, pure genius! Thank you.

  • @dankuhl986
    @dankuhl986 3 года назад

    Jimmy I’ve not really been a fan of American talk shows but yours is really good! I’m an ex pat Pom living in Australia and have been following trumps escapades with a mixture of disbelief and anger. The US is a great country and it’ll come good again especially with guys like you telling it how it is, we’ll done.

  • @williamroark
    @williamroark 3 года назад +100

    Impeach!!!
    If he’s “Impeached” he’s BANNED from running EVER AGAIN!!! 😉 EVER!!!😁

    • @blingbling2841
      @blingbling2841 3 года назад +4

      no republican committee will ever select him to run for them, impeached or not impeached.

    • @klin9227
      @klin9227 3 года назад +3

      @@blingbling2841 he could still run independently

    • @angelruizvillot2665
      @angelruizvillot2665 3 года назад +2

      The only way he will run again if he has enough money from all the tax he owes to the irs

    • @bs4638
      @bs4638 3 года назад +2

      Good luck getting the Repugnican Senators to find him guilty 🙄

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 3 года назад +9

      25th just suspends him from office. Impeachment by House and conviction by Senate relieves us of paying him a pension, relieves us of paying for his Secret Service protection, and relieves us of ever having to see him run for office again.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 3 года назад +515

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross": James Waterman Wise

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 3 года назад +33

      I rather be antifa than maga

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 3 года назад +43

      Daniel Rodriguez America is Antifa. At least it used to be. Back when we *fought* and saved the world from the fascists. Anti-fascism. It's an ideology, not an organization.

    • @jeffbaer5851
      @jeffbaer5851 3 года назад +7

      Truth.

    • @teresaf991
      @teresaf991 3 года назад

      @@itsd0nk well you better let the ones with the meetings in ND and AK and MS and AL and FL and GA and TX and TN know.

    • @ip2alwayswins353
      @ip2alwayswins353 3 года назад +3

      Sad days for the USA, the second wave of marxism won and they went full 1984. The patriots are labeled as terrorists and the actual terrorists (BLM/ANTIFA) are called peaceful protesters. They indoctrinated/brainwashed so many people in every instance of our society that now it's almost impossible to revert this process, and they actually think they are doing good, just like the nazies.

  • @JK-ct7cs
    @JK-ct7cs 3 года назад +8

    The snake part is absolute gold. Give the one with the idea a big raise.

  • @terrimartinez4648
    @terrimartinez4648 3 года назад +28

    Some of the people who perpetrated this riot look like they are high af. There's a pic of one guy foaming at the mouth?!?!

  • @user-xt4sx5qy3q
    @user-xt4sx5qy3q 4 месяца назад +1

    Ty, jimmy for telling it like it is,

  • @supernatural802
    @supernatural802 3 года назад +35

    Kimmels monologues are a level above the rest right now.

    • @reonmaterman6600
      @reonmaterman6600 3 года назад +1

      Definitely, Stephen Colbert is pretty on point currently too

  • @cidb.212
    @cidb.212 3 года назад +59

    "What are the odds he pardons these animals before he goes out." Just another in a long list of reasons to invoke the 25th.

    • @marcwheeler4406
      @marcwheeler4406 3 года назад

      I believe once your pardon you cant ever invoke a 5th amendment right...so if they choose to be involved in any future crime they cant protect them shelfs with the right of self incrimination....

  • @joefather6084
    @joefather6084 3 года назад +55

    Trump: I'll make America great again, just like Germany in the 40's

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors 3 года назад +3

      30s :) 1933 REICHSTAG TAKE OVER - same MO used for this

    • @marenhuwald6395
      @marenhuwald6395 3 года назад +1

      At least the US helped Gemany after the war . As a child I remember those little rations handed out in school. My first crackers and chewing gum.

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 3 года назад +2

      Lowest unemployment in 50 years before the china virus.

    • @paulm8830
      @paulm8830 3 года назад

      @@shinybeast8946 you might want to look at the unemployment rate when Obama took office and what it was when he left . I’ve seen it went from 7.8% down to 4.7 % . The unemployment rate was already going down when trump took office it went from 4.7 % to 3.5 % . It was the lowest but trump was just ridding on Obama’s coat tails and it was not as big of a percentage drop as Obama’s . Look up trumps vs Obamas economy on multiple websites .

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 3 года назад

      @@paulm8830 It was going down steadily since Bush too so......

  • @joegreaser
    @joegreaser 3 года назад +5

    "At this rate we'll be lucky if we even have a history for them to be ashamed of" My thoughts exactly.

  • @benoitmaltaux7202
    @benoitmaltaux7202 3 года назад +153

    Lindsey a just trying to save apparences... “I got nothing to do with what happened.” He s guilty as the other gops.

    • @grtxyz4358
      @grtxyz4358 3 года назад +4

      Exactly, he’s a hypocrite, their behaviour has been like these hooligans except dressed in words...

    • @pdute1
      @pdute1 3 года назад +1

      Miss Lindsey gots the 'Vapors!'

    • @MadPrinceSheo
      @MadPrinceSheo 3 года назад +6

      He is definitely one of the major actors who started this violent coup.

  • @elizabethranatza6614
    @elizabethranatza6614 3 года назад +49

    The guy on his front porch screaming was me at my TV

  • @johnwelles399
    @johnwelles399 2 года назад +2

    Thanks Jimmy for getting me through covid and trump!!!!#

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 3 года назад +20

    Please make history. Impeach him again. He'll be the first president who gets impeached twice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @trishverdadan3756
      @trishverdadan3756 3 года назад +4

      I call that Winning Bigly.

    • @FredrickTheMoose2007
      @FredrickTheMoose2007 3 года назад +2

      I really hope he gets impeached, because then he can never run again, and he loses the lifetime secret service protection that former presidents get.

    • @danielblythe5337
      @danielblythe5337 3 года назад

      That's winning bigly? Democrats lost on this one twice. Shows now as being twice as likely they had ulterior motives! They even beat a dead horse on the second one. Brilliant!

  • @stephentheobdurate
    @stephentheobdurate 3 года назад +673

    Genius has it's limits, but stupidity knows no bounds.

    • @naomideguyane
      @naomideguyane 3 года назад +7

      Einstein said that -_-

    • @BeachBushandBeyond
      @BeachBushandBeyond 3 года назад +1

      Sorenstam is MAGA through and through. The scary type.

    • @magnusmadkrantz147
      @magnusmadkrantz147 3 года назад +2

      @@BeachBushandBeyond. I did not think a native Swede would go along with this criminal.

    • @BeachBushandBeyond
      @BeachBushandBeyond 3 года назад +1

      @@magnusmadkrantz147 its sad isn't. I took a look at her Twitter a few days ago....it was a list of the worst of the worst alt right....She has since deleted over 100 but there is still enough to see who she is as a person.

    • @magnusmadkrantz147
      @magnusmadkrantz147 3 года назад +3

      @@BeachBushandBeyond. As an native Swede I am disgusted.

  • @shortylucy
    @shortylucy 3 года назад +341

    “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in” ..... I don’t think I will ever forget that. 😯

    • @lalaj5831
      @lalaj5831 3 года назад +27

      The moment Trump told that snake story I knew he was talking about himself.

    • @robinnewton1061
      @robinnewton1061 3 года назад +3

      I love that song my daddy use to sing it when I was a teenager. I’m 66 yrs. proud to have live this long and healthy 😄

    • @robinnewton1061
      @robinnewton1061 3 года назад +1

      By the way ...that song ic called Tender hearted woman by Al Wilson

    • @leehall4595
      @leehall4595 3 года назад

      @@robinnewton1061 Keep on keeping on.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 года назад

      Anyone impressed with the deepity of the song...should google "The Frog and the Scorpion." The better version the lyricist copied from.

  • @zachgautier8369
    @zachgautier8369 3 года назад +53

    When you elect a clown, you get a circus, Period.

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 3 года назад +1

      Just look at Obama and Clinton.

    • @damienboatwright5307
      @damienboatwright5307 3 года назад

      Ol Zach & your a Real Clown lol!

    • @OldSchoolXP
      @OldSchoolXP 3 года назад +1

      @@shinybeast8946 dude seriously you must be proud that this happened.. just walk away and hide back under youre rock.
      You people are deplorable.

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 3 года назад +1

      @@OldSchoolXP Thanks Hilary.

    • @OldSchoolXP
      @OldSchoolXP 3 года назад

      @@shinybeast8946 oooo is that what calls for as an insult these days. Sadly though unlike you and youre crowd atleast they haven't killed anyone just because youre all throwing a fit over losing lmao. But hey you know cant blame you all to much I mean youre just traitors to the entire nation and need excuses as well lies to get by and not feel like you let the nation down

  • @doudymac
    @doudymac 3 года назад +2

    12:41 This needs to absolutely become a meme.
    😂😂😂

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 3 года назад +1886

    *“They did not see this coming. They are na-zis.”*
    Best one!

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 3 года назад +44

      Not-see's

    • @Akhil-vq5ds
      @Akhil-vq5ds 3 года назад +36

      Hasan Minhaj said this during the correspondent's dinner speech.

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 года назад +11

      Not-sees...

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 3 года назад +19

      If they were a BLM group they would have been more than prepared

    • @baronharkonnen7894
      @baronharkonnen7894 3 года назад +9

      Hasan used it in the correspondents' dinner

  • @artificial4612
    @artificial4612 3 года назад +295

    “An open enemy is better than a false friend.”

  • @lunag6185
    @lunag6185 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for these videos. I get my news from them. You, Jimmy, are a true patriot. I’ve known you since your Kroq days. Glad to see you succeed.

    • @TheGuy-pi4qm
      @TheGuy-pi4qm 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 this comment is gold!

  • @JohnJohnson-sf5wl
    @JohnJohnson-sf5wl 3 года назад +2

    I Would rather take a knee than destroy federal property in protest of injustice!

  • @MA1.5
    @MA1.5 3 года назад +206

    Aunt Teefa is on a cruise to the Mediterranean. Leave her out of this.

  • @joeyung9429
    @joeyung9429 3 года назад +366

    Now everyone knows who these people are. Hope they get prosecuted.

    • @DarkBunnyLord
      @DarkBunnyLord 3 года назад +27

      Some will but the real problem is here the senators that fed this bullshit will get away with it even though they’re are complicit in causing this and totally unrepentant.

    • @marenhuwald6395
      @marenhuwald6395 3 года назад +7

      Keep on dreaming. Corruption is everywhere.

    • @andrewmastin4312
      @andrewmastin4312 3 года назад +16

      I’m hoping that with a new Dem majority, the Senate votes to expel Hawley, Cruz and the others who joined Trump’s attempted coup. They’ve clearly violated their oath of office, and the procedure for expelling them is right there in Article I of the Constitution.

    • @darleneshriver3270
      @darleneshriver3270 3 года назад +3

      They might be determined unable to mentally stand trial!

    • @jacksonteague8768
      @jacksonteague8768 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @chuckwarchild3150
    @chuckwarchild3150 Год назад +3

    Well good ol' Dereck got 3 months in jail, 3 years supervised probation and 4000 dollar fine. Now where's Diaperman to help his people?? He could afford to pay that. Nowhere to be found!!

  • @lourdessimon7813
    @lourdessimon7813 3 года назад +1

    Lol, I love you Jimmy. Always insightful, smart, kind and so funny.

  • @kcguy8864
    @kcguy8864 3 года назад +548

    "They did NOT SEE this coming... They're "Not-see's"" 😂

  • @theclosetprogressivetcp2687
    @theclosetprogressivetcp2687 3 года назад +204

    “The Vice Poodle is off the leash!”😆🤣😂😅

  • @keyonspence1064
    @keyonspence1064 3 года назад

    That snake 🐍 bit is right on point!!! Touché

  • @misslopoke831
    @misslopoke831 3 года назад +1

    They remind me of a bunch of neighborhood bullies who broke a neighbors window , and when the neighbor said which one of you broke my window - they all pointed at each other saying saying he did ...he did...he did..I didn't...he did

  • @RyanMatthewsSounds
    @RyanMatthewsSounds 3 года назад +44

    The tiny hole in the wall. 🤣

  • @soma7891
    @soma7891 3 года назад +1487

    At this point Iraq should send troops to protect America's democracy.

    • @jayneubauer8477
      @jayneubauer8477 3 года назад +43

      Turkey offered.

    • @emiynu
      @emiynu 3 года назад +24

      Ha! Please don't give them any ideas. Hilarious for a headline in The Onion though.

    • @KittyKAT666Meow
      @KittyKAT666Meow 3 года назад +24

      I hear South Korea wants to do that to return the favor.

    • @ownSystem
      @ownSystem 3 года назад +17

      Putin is offended. 🤣

    • @XxAramisxX
      @XxAramisxX 3 года назад +35

      I’ll bet Mexico is considering paying for that wall now.

  • @tinyyogini
    @tinyyogini 3 года назад

    Well done, Jimmy.

  • @mkduffy8804
    @mkduffy8804 3 года назад

    That last bit, with the poem and cobra collar sums it all up. Thank you, Jimmy, your honest analysis is so welcome. Peace out.

  • @perber123
    @perber123 3 года назад +66

    "Shut up Sarah Palin..go back to your igloo!"🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @forgeustiss6667
      @forgeustiss6667 3 года назад +5

      That's an insult to Alaska's Native American population.

    • @porfiriato84
      @porfiriato84 3 года назад +1

      Should have said...ice cave?

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy 3 года назад

      I almost forgot about that dingbat!

    • @ShermanChris
      @ShermanChris 3 года назад

      And seal the hole with snow 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @DemoEvolvedGaming
    @DemoEvolvedGaming 3 года назад +46

    48 hours later: Still Zero Consequences!

    • @Finwaell
      @Finwaell 3 года назад +1

      there won't be any unless until the executive that incited it is no longer in power.

    • @sirf4ce
      @sirf4ce 3 года назад +1

      It's a dangerous precedent for a politicians to one of their own responsible for the words they speak. I don't think these guys are ready for that kind of commitment.

    • @sunshynea5151
      @sunshynea5151 3 года назад +2

      4 years and there were no consequences why would there be consequences now when he has 2 weeks left in the office?They do this all the time, something horrible happens, they are all quick to go online, condemn and talk but nothing happens. America has been a joke to me since they elected Trump as president.

  • @nickmcguire4284
    @nickmcguire4284 3 года назад +1

    Kimmel you are a legend.....well said!
    It's a revolution......this is crazy talk, have people in America actually lost their marbles

  • @GirlCode007
    @GirlCode007 3 года назад

    Love you Jimmy!!

  • @eddiewashington9035
    @eddiewashington9035 3 года назад +26

    Jimmy, I loved your commentary, it was definitely on point.

  • @jamesoblivion
    @jamesoblivion 3 года назад +423

    "WE'RE STORMING THE CAPITOL, IT'S A REVOLUTION! WHY DID I GET MACED?!"
    😂

    • @DebbieBensonpjc
      @DebbieBensonpjc 3 года назад +32

      She had an onion in that towel. She wasn’t even maced.

    • @666thunderz
      @666thunderz 3 года назад +20

      Surprised that she was not shot

    • @DS127
      @DS127 3 года назад +15

      @@DebbieBensonpjc Apparently some people use onions to help make tears to "flush out" stuff like mace or other irritants. IDK if that works, seems like it would just irritate things more, but people will believe all sorts of stuff...

    • @porschephile2k3
      @porschephile2k3 3 года назад +27

      @@666thunderz She's white, she's not gonna get shot.

    • @AmateurContendr
      @AmateurContendr 3 года назад +20

      Remember when the right advocated for gunning down BLM protestors for storming public streets?

  • @taylor7334
    @taylor7334 3 года назад +1

    This constantly kept making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣 the way he says everything with the small pauses and confusion of how to roast someone like you have way too many options 🤣 love it Jimmy kimmel

  • @nerd_universe
    @nerd_universe 3 года назад

    Beautiful and sweet Intro even though the subject itself is causing me headaches :) Thx Jimmy for another great video!

  • @b0nkert0ns7
    @b0nkert0ns7 3 года назад +82

    The tiny hole in the wall got me more than I’d like to admit.

  • @meumnomen
    @meumnomen 3 года назад +132

    That old white guy yelling at the terrorists from his stoop deserves the Medal Of Freedom.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 года назад +2

      that dude was amazing, Jimmy needs to get him on the show... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe out there in '021.

    • @TAM2031006
      @TAM2031006 3 года назад +2

      @Quentin Styger as pathetic as we are you still wish you were us.

    • @tophatchaos8142
      @tophatchaos8142 3 года назад +3

      @Quentin Styger well, it was telling at a group of fascists, so it's definitely a step above the guards at the capitol hill

    • @Therealhtrinity
      @Therealhtrinity 3 года назад +1

      @Quentin Styger humor-it’s a healthy coping mechanism sometimes; try it sometime?
      I agree with the other commenter-you still wish you were us, as “pathetic” as you deem “us”.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 3 года назад

      @@Therealhtrinity Worse yet, Hellige Trinity and others with such smug self-righteous attitudes likely are already enabling such malignant and despotic narcissists in their own ranks. Or perhaps allowing Putin to slither into THEIR election processes, too.

  • @ML-dp1sr
    @ML-dp1sr 3 года назад

    Jimmy,you nailed it!

  • @mikelampon7235
    @mikelampon7235 3 года назад

    I'm glad Jimmy did this one, I needed to get groggy to get some sleep.