Trump Talk: All Our Best Mashups In One Video

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @rabcd-f9t
    @rabcd-f9t 4 года назад +5383

    Billions doesn't even sound like a word to me anymore after this.

    • @MegaLJ3
      @MegaLJ3 4 года назад +60

      Well, AOC asked one of her cohorts, "How much is a Brazilian?"

    • @angieroxy7550
      @angieroxy7550 4 года назад +251

      Sounds like He's saying Bilyensen

    • @dgomez611
      @dgomez611 4 года назад +138

      its billy enzan

    • @gothwafflez
      @gothwafflez 4 года назад +60

      biliendzen biliendzen biliendz

    • @izelochoa-read4005
      @izelochoa-read4005 4 года назад +38

      LOL, me too. Sounds like biddyons to me now.

  • @Captain_Crayzay
    @Captain_Crayzay 4 года назад +381

    The editing of this video is a masterpiece.

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 4 года назад

      so they're sayin trump is an idiot.... who knew.

    • @dakotarossow7478
      @dakotarossow7478 4 года назад +4

      This video is making my face melt

    • @halsalaun3198
      @halsalaun3198 4 года назад

      Yes like the Mona Lisa....flart!!!!

    • @sbiegs3885
      @sbiegs3885 4 года назад +1

      I hear DreamWorks is looking to hire you

  • @northeast2846
    @northeast2846 4 года назад +1034

    Not gonna lie, that billions and billions part was hard to get through.

    • @SpikeAsks
      @SpikeAsks 4 года назад +25

      Like His Regime... :-)

    • @glaubhafieber
      @glaubhafieber 4 года назад +37

      He just talked about his northern european friend billionson

    • @manuelschneider1105
      @manuelschneider1105 4 года назад +39

      Pretty sure the CIA uses this segment in their enhanced interrogation sessions now

    • @ThelurkingScottsman
      @ThelurkingScottsman 4 года назад +8

      It will never sound the same to me after this

    • @drivingmusic5923
      @drivingmusic5923 4 года назад +3

      The mind boggles!

  • @goldeagle8051
    @goldeagle8051 9 месяцев назад +159

    The person who made this video deserves a raise. Haven't laughed this hard in a while.

    • @gobalmighty7463
      @gobalmighty7463 4 месяца назад +6

      He/she should get billions and billions and..........

    • @Shaunte1981
      @Shaunte1981 4 месяца назад +1

      Right?!!! This is GREAT! 😂

    • @lindalambertson6294
      @lindalambertson6294 4 месяца назад +1

      He really should look up the definition of " friend "
      If he is going to be using that word.
      🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲

  • @joshwood4088
    @joshwood4088 6 лет назад +349

    "Nobody knows more about debt than I do." Truly a genius of a man

    • @FilmsOfGreatness23
      @FilmsOfGreatness23 5 лет назад +5

      Debt is often a good thing in business, has tax benefits + helps create bigger returns. But yes, much debt is bad.

    • @TheBlanco951
      @TheBlanco951 5 лет назад +15

      @@FilmsOfGreatness23 the problem with trump is that his debt to assets ratio is astronomical. Debt can be a good thing if your assets to debt ratio is 2:1; in trumps case he has more debt than anybody.

    • @TheBlanco951
      @TheBlanco951 5 лет назад +2

      good call LMAO

    • @FilmsOfGreatness23
      @FilmsOfGreatness23 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheBlanco951 idk what his balance sheet looks like tbh

    • @TheBlanco951
      @TheBlanco951 5 лет назад +1

      @@FilmsOfGreatness23 I'm sure we will find out very soon. We may never find out what his Bal. Sh. looks like, but them tax forms may give us a clue very soon.

  • @BOSS.Productions
    @BOSS.Productions 4 года назад +1233

    Omg I laughed so hard at the “billions”. Superb work 🤣

    • @Vee-naner
      @Vee-naner 4 года назад +24

      BOSS Productions the words billions has lost its meaning 😂

    • @medotorg2720
      @medotorg2720 4 года назад +23

      After a while it sounds like a Buddhist chant for billionaires, .with a weird hypnotic power. I must admit, tears were streaming down my face the first time I saw this section.

    • @Struieboy
      @Struieboy 4 года назад +12

      Did he say billions?

    • @Schoko4craft
      @Schoko4craft 4 года назад +26

      You mean Bill Yinzin?

    • @Marg205
      @Marg205 4 года назад +2

      Ha! That's a laugh. Give us a break. Some say his words have been repeated so often they have lost their meaning. Well, 24-7 America has been forced by the mockingbird media to listened to loathsome lying attacks hurled at the President since the day he said he was running for president? Nonstop and from every direction for years now. Good stuff for him though, that alone has gained so much support for him because that obsession with the man says something dosn't smell right. Vote Trump 2020

  • @bobheatliesongs
    @bobheatliesongs 5 лет назад +4012

    My God! Hats off to the person who put this together! Unbelievable!

    • @urbannpa
      @urbannpa 5 лет назад +51

      Their in the fetal position under the editing desk.

    • @darrendanger6853
      @darrendanger6853 5 лет назад +23

      Now we have an awesome drinking game!!

    • @ccoleman1978
      @ccoleman1978 5 лет назад +6

      I concur

    • @SuperScratch1
      @SuperScratch1 5 лет назад +76

      +Bob Heatlie
      Absolutely correct. How in god's name did you Americans elect this clown ??

    • @user-re7eu9hq6r
      @user-re7eu9hq6r 5 лет назад +19

      Elected because ?Putin!

  • @joancolumbo5327
    @joancolumbo5327 8 месяцев назад +45

    What stood out: I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE ADDICTS.

    • @glennmccloud8397
      @glennmccloud8397 3 месяца назад +1

      Yea your son Eric

    • @noahleek9696
      @noahleek9696 15 дней назад

      @@glennmccloud8397lmfao wanna talk about Bidens son

    • @BackWordsJane
      @BackWordsJane 5 дней назад

      He counted Diddy as a friend,too. He has lousy judge of character

  • @ilijabrkic1065
    @ilijabrkic1065 4 года назад +315

    Me before watching: billions
    Me after watching: bilijenz

    • @SWTH71
      @SWTH71 4 года назад +19

      Billie ensen

    • @ChristineJameson-ly2pe
      @ChristineJameson-ly2pe 5 месяцев назад

      Bilious for me, just like Trump

    • @andy2906
      @andy2906 4 месяца назад +1

      Trump using his bigly words, the best words😂

    • @fabiansackl6736
      @fabiansackl6736 4 месяца назад

      Bill Yinsen.

    • @issofsar
      @issofsar 2 месяца назад

      Bidians 😂

  • @nickgeffen8316
    @nickgeffen8316 6 лет назад +594

    Wow, that was... An experience.

    • @pgc4sean
      @pgc4sean 6 лет назад +1

      Nick Geffen
      I uhh agree? Don't?
      Wow.

    • @paradox4878
      @paradox4878 6 лет назад +10

      billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of experiences

    • @beamarla8218
      @beamarla8218 6 лет назад +2

      the billions and billions of times i just want trump to shut the hell up.

    • @mr.jazzbodkelsey58
      @mr.jazzbodkelsey58 5 лет назад +6

      Wow! He's got so many friends! Oh wait, none? scratch that.... Uhhg!

    • @Laotzu.Goldbug
      @Laotzu.Goldbug 5 лет назад +1

      I think it is so incredibly telling of the current state of things, that the video of Hillary lying for 13 minutes - that is still being suppressed by RUclips despite having 15M+ views, and cannot be found even when searched for _by exact name_ - was made by by an individual private citizen, with their own time and resources: ruclips.net/video/-dY77j6uBHI/видео.html . And no major news organization, not even Fox, would dare to put something like that out there.
      But on the other side, no one in the left, even thos wirh extreme TDS, were able to do the same thing, and this passably anti-Trump video had to be put out by a major multimillion-dollar news organization. Really does show you where the establishment stands.......

  • @verirrteskamel
    @verirrteskamel 4 года назад +451

    Who is "Bill Jensen" and why does he get mentioned so often

    • @allcasts
      @allcasts 4 года назад +3

      He's an a**hole, that's what!

    • @siliconslice
      @siliconslice 4 года назад +16

      I heard "Billi Ensen" :D

    • @colorred5383
      @colorred5383 4 года назад +8

      he's a painter en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Jensen

    • @siliconslice
      @siliconslice 4 года назад +5

      @@colorred5383 😂🤣

    • @stormcuber2461
      @stormcuber2461 4 года назад +1

      Bill Clinton

  • @Jackson-pu7gd
    @Jackson-pu7gd 11 месяцев назад +124

    "like a rocket ship, but in the wrong direction"
    LOL i don't know why but that cracked me up hard

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 6 месяцев назад +5

      Now just imagine NASA building a rocket upside down on accident

    • @zyrover
      @zyrover 5 месяцев назад

      @Jackson-pu7gd, you aren't by yourself. That part made me laugh like hell, too!

  • @winstonsmith2079
    @winstonsmith2079 5 лет назад +3788

    The person who spent billions of minutes editing this must now have post traumatic stress disorder.

    • @nancymojica5313
      @nancymojica5313 5 лет назад +24

      Winston Smith
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @amstevens23
      @amstevens23 5 лет назад +11

      Lol

    • @winstonsmith2079
      @winstonsmith2079 5 лет назад +61

      @@christinap4373 What has Trump done that has made you the most proud?

    • @Edwinbraun20
      @Edwinbraun20 5 лет назад +11

      Winston Smith He’s been fun and cool dude. Been living great life and done great big things...

    • @Jasmin-bp6ic
      @Jasmin-bp6ic 5 лет назад +9

      Edwin Braun yup 😂

  • @garthvader9916
    @garthvader9916 3 года назад +466

    "Like a rocket ship, except in the wrong direction."
    You have killed me. I have died of hilarity.

  • @romalawal1289
    @romalawal1289 5 лет назад +2768

    Whoever put all his gibberish together is a genius

    • @robinhager1989
      @robinhager1989 5 лет назад +36

      Roma Lawal I couldn't agree more! It was awesome

    • @suenitabanwaree2031
      @suenitabanwaree2031 5 лет назад +28

      Roma Lawal nobody did it better hehehehe

    • @kaio2212able
      @kaio2212able 5 лет назад +7

      Lol

    • @TallDocK
      @TallDocK 5 лет назад +22

      It's the genius/idiocy of the subject that made it possible. But the collection and editing is five star.

    • @mwenzouniversitypress593
      @mwenzouniversitypress593 5 лет назад +18

      Oh my! How many billions can we stand?

  • @ysteinfjr7529
    @ysteinfjr7529 11 месяцев назад +22

    "and when you add it all together a lot of good things are gonna happen" 5:09 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DrakoWulf
    @DrakoWulf 4 года назад +809

    We need to find out who this "Bill Yinzen" guy is that Trump keeps talking about!

  • @tuckman211213
    @tuckman211213 5 лет назад +298

    He said "billions and" so many times I started hearing "benny enzen, benny enzen, benny enzen" as if it's a persons name lol

  • @zoemavaega1411
    @zoemavaega1411 5 лет назад +789

    "I have a friend who's the biggest in the world" lol

    • @ShortStoriesbytheSea
      @ShortStoriesbytheSea 5 лет назад +34

      That's just stable genius talk LOL

    • @srclark36
      @srclark36 5 лет назад +16

      And my friend has billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars and friends 😂

    • @sushi_wolf
      @sushi_wolf 5 лет назад +18

      He means Putin.

    • @sdefonta
      @sdefonta 4 года назад +2

      He's susbtantial too

    • @timf4015
      @timf4015 4 года назад

      Ouch! It's the girth, not the length, that hurts so much. Apparently, he's rather close to this friend.

  • @namesbond4332
    @namesbond4332 Год назад +59

    marines shooting "bing bing bing" 😭😂

  • @cagedlemp5184
    @cagedlemp5184 Год назад +222

    I lost it at " I have no friends as far as im concerned "

    • @Lenny.262
      @Lenny.262 4 месяца назад +6

      "I've known Jeff for 15 years. He's a terrific guy."

    • @DonnaMayStanish
      @DonnaMayStanish 3 месяца назад

      cagedlemp5184 - 🤣😂

  • @crazybalance9584
    @crazybalance9584 4 года назад +305

    The never ending 'billions and billions' chant put me in a coma.

    • @zack6892
      @zack6892 4 года назад +4

      Bill yenson

    • @yusong3842
      @yusong3842 4 года назад +2

      Now, I can't read this word,

    • @hollysorensen1711
      @hollysorensen1711 4 года назад +3

      The way he says it is sooo annoying!!! "Beeel-eons" Ahhh!!!

    • @ozsfi
      @ozsfi 4 года назад +3

      II felt like dying listening to the billions and billions.

    • @hollysorensen1711
      @hollysorensen1711 4 года назад

      @@ozsfi Yes! It drove me crazy!!

  • @quinnreverance611
    @quinnreverance611 5 лет назад +234

    LMAO WHEN HE TALKS AND PRAISES HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSSOONNN

    • @SWSimpson
      @SWSimpson 5 лет назад +16

      He is his own god. He worships himself when no one else will. Or when he isn't feeling loved or praised enough he holds one of his racist pep rallies.

    • @stvstreett
      @stvstreett 5 лет назад +3

      its the kung pow. george likes his chicken spicy.

    • @calichef1962
      @calichef1962 5 лет назад +1

      @@stvstreett It's spelled kung *pao.* At least if you are talking about the Chinese sauce that turns bland, ordinary chicken into something tasty.

    • @_Common_Logic_
      @_Common_Logic_ 5 лет назад +1

      @@calichef1962 I believe he's talking about Donald, which would make it "King Poo" ;-)

  • @DearLeader850
    @DearLeader850 Год назад +69

    After this, I'm beginning to wonder what "billions" actually means. He gave it a whole new meaning, which only he knows 😅

    • @user-ix8be7du9z
      @user-ix8be7du9z Год назад +1

      Biden gave it a whole new meaning when he sent Billions to Ukraine since

    • @s.lantau8249
      @s.lantau8249 11 месяцев назад +5

      Well, nobody knows more about words than him!

    • @leinadoom
      @leinadoom 8 месяцев назад

      Nobody knows more about billions than Donald Trump​@@s.lantau8249

  • @adamcourtin1026
    @adamcourtin1026 4 года назад +438

    The drop from 51 friend types to zero was devastating.

    • @StarrTile
      @StarrTile 4 года назад +19

      That was actually the funniest part
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PrincessLorelei
      @PrincessLorelei Год назад +13

      Well nobody understands devaluation like Donald Trump.

    • @katherineamelia98
      @katherineamelia98 Год назад +2

      technically it was 19 friend types

    • @bidmcms3
      @bidmcms3 Год назад +2

      He has a lot of interesting friends

    • @tomsmith6513
      @tomsmith6513 Год назад +4

      @@bidmcms3 Nobody has as many friends as Donald Trump does

  • @DownhillAllTheWay
    @DownhillAllTheWay Год назад +232

    He's _such_ a powerful speaker - "I know words. I have the best words!" (not in this video, but it's one of his utterances).

    • @suzannfulbright5652
      @suzannfulbright5652 8 месяцев назад +9

      He is a boring aggravating speaker. Can’t even listen to him for just enough time to turn him off.

    • @Lenny.262
      @Lenny.262 4 месяца назад +1

      "I know words" - JFC, I've heard toddlers brag less about bigger accomplishments 😂
      Also, when he said he took a test and it contained a drawing of an elephant and it asked to name the animal, he bragged about getting it right! LMFAO he's 78 going on 4 😂🤣

    • @stephenescamilla2129
      @stephenescamilla2129 4 месяца назад

      A pathetic excuse for a person who was president of the United States, pathetic.

  • @mallarchakraborty4660
    @mallarchakraborty4660 3 года назад +673

    He said all those 'billions' at the same voice frequency. Astounding 😂😂

    • @Jesus4life_39
      @Jesus4life_39 3 года назад +18

      It doesn't sounds like billions no more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bu9657
      @bu9657 2 года назад +4

      @@Jesus4life_39 "billy kins"

    • @Nefariously_ignorant
      @Nefariously_ignorant Год назад +4

      It's not random, it's literally choreographed for the "poorly educated" to understand and for it to resonate with them so it has to be simple and memorable

    • @GuruPrasadCT
      @GuruPrasadCT Год назад +6

      SOUND LIKE BILLIE ELSON

    • @Aaron.Henderson
      @Aaron.Henderson Год назад +2

      Billie Jean

  • @brianwensing4766
    @brianwensing4766 Год назад +106

    There needs to be a part 2 to this. Plenty of fresh material nowadays.... Great Work!

    • @timscott84
      @timscott84 11 месяцев назад +9

      I wish this was run as an ad constantly, it may lead the cults to snap out of it and see him as the grifter that he is.

    • @xo4205
      @xo4205 2 месяца назад

      Now this clown🤡 elected as President again!!! Hooray!!! Well, Makes America Embarrassed Again!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @taylorverrall118
    @taylorverrall118 5 лет назад +232

    Who is Billy Inson and why does Trump mention him so much

  • @amutah8063
    @amutah8063 4 года назад +165

    Billions and billions and billions of laughs all around the world.

    • @MrStonecold69
      @MrStonecold69 4 года назад +4

      The best one of all was telling Americans to drink BLEACH. Even people who hate him could not believe that one

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 года назад +390

    "Abraham Lincoln is a very good friend of mine"

    • @seafoam6119
      @seafoam6119 4 года назад +4

      was he? I'd like to know since I have the opportunity to speak with Ol Abe.

    • @ImranKhan1976
      @ImranKhan1976 4 года назад +20

      "Abe was a very good friend of mine who got shot by another good friend of mine".

    • @tessiesmith3926
      @tessiesmith3926 4 года назад +8

      Oh Abe ,if he said something against trump , I never met the guy

    • @trezz4u
      @trezz4u 4 года назад +3

      @imran 😂😂😂

    • @sandrafraser7015
      @sandrafraser7015 4 года назад +1

      GuyRami 😂😂

  • @joelpearce1350
    @joelpearce1350 Год назад +10

    If you look up the definition of 'narcissist' in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of Donald Trump

  • @TwoHawksHunting
    @TwoHawksHunting 5 лет назад +165

    The incredulous looks on the faces of the Press is priceless. Lol!

    • @cjhudson419
      @cjhudson419 5 лет назад +3

      It was almost as satisfying as rachel maddox and all the other news LIARS on election night ahile ok n the same day they said their "polls"showed hillary winning by 90 percent lol

    • @TwoHawksHunting
      @TwoHawksHunting 5 лет назад +6

      @@cjhudson419 It's almost as priceless as watching 45 lie about being concerned about corruption in Ukraine and then getting Impeached for Obstruction and Abuse of Power. Gee, where have we seen him ask for help from a foreign power before? I know, it was during the 2016 Campaign when he asked Russia to help find Hillary's e mails. Who knew!? History has repeated itself in a very short time.

    • @cocomajoko1
      @cocomajoko1 4 года назад +1

      Michael bagley they know a B.S.er when they see and hear one

    • @Retrobeemer
      @Retrobeemer 4 года назад +1

      Those same incredulous looks are on the faces of people the world over, as they look toward the US and ask how the hell they ended up with a crook (with the IQ of a pebble) as president?

  • @believer2223
    @believer2223 5 лет назад +232

    This was a hell of a lot of work to put together. Great job!

  • @irregularnotreally353
    @irregularnotreally353 5 лет назад +118

    He's repeating "billions" so many times, to the point my brain tells me, "Billions, Sounds alien."

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 Год назад +35

    What a great mashup. I walked in, I said wow, what a great mashup.

    • @J3TF1RE
      @J3TF1RE 11 месяцев назад +1

      Oh Shane.

    • @SergioMenaGTS
      @SergioMenaGTS 2 месяца назад +3

      Lots of people are saying, what a great mashup, great mashup!

  • @Bob-321
    @Bob-321 4 года назад +675

    I've never laughed while being horrified like this before. Billions.

    • @palesa2906
      @palesa2906 4 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @sickbastard151
      @sickbastard151 4 года назад +4

      hahahahahaha me too, bilions greetings from the netherlands.

    • @palesa2906
      @palesa2906 4 года назад +6

      @@sickbastard151 haaaaa ha ha ha ha billions and billions of greetings from South Africa! My goodness, you can't make this stuff up hey!

    • @claudiabailey5302
      @claudiabailey5302 4 года назад +6

      I laughed so much at the Billions part that i was crying 😭 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @nxte8506
      @nxte8506 4 года назад +2

      Bill Yensen

  • @darksydesamy
    @darksydesamy 6 лет назад +604

    Thanks I was looking for a video like this all my life.

    • @MR-od1bv
      @MR-od1bv 6 лет назад +6

      If that is true you never had a life.

    • @darksydesamy
      @darksydesamy 6 лет назад +10

      M R jokes. Ever heard of them?

    • @MR-od1bv
      @MR-od1bv 6 лет назад +3

      Darksydesamy, ever recognized one?

    • @MR-od1bv
      @MR-od1bv 6 лет назад +6

      Nobody will be a better fan than me. Nobody, it's true.

    • @bettykiki4417
      @bettykiki4417 6 лет назад +2

      ASK FOR TRUMP SAYING OBAMA VIDEO PLZ

  • @tezzo55
    @tezzo55 4 года назад +333

    "Nobody is better at humility than me, i'm just the best."

    • @fofororo2070
      @fofororo2070 4 года назад +7

      If you deal with Trump as a mentally healthy person, you will suffer and get confused. He is naturally a histrionic serial liar with no ethics or virtues whatsoever and only then you can even predict his actions and words.

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 4 года назад +6

      @@fofororo2070 "(A) naturally a histrionic serial liar with no ethics or virtues whatsoever" This sounds like the job description for most, if not all, politicians. There's probably only one person less appropriate for the position of President of the USA in the country, unfortunately that is the person he is standing against. Whoops America, you did it again.

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 4 года назад +1

      @Goran Todorovic America (it seems to me) only has a choice of two mistakes, and when it come to a choice between two sexually perverted billionaires, the one with Alzheimer's will tend to come in last. And to think America could have had Tulsi. It's as if they actually wanted to lose. The only way Trump won't stay, is through a coup d'etat, and that means civil war - the perfect way to end the perfect year, 2020 - the end.

    • @fofororo2070
      @fofororo2070 4 года назад +2

      @@tezzo55 I agree but the low level of this guy, I have never seen before and I think I will never see after.

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 4 года назад

      @@fofororo2070 i think we are much in agreement my friend. But Biden is not the answer. If he gets in he will be a puppet, and it will not be long before Kamala holds the reins, and that is every bit as terrifying as the Trump one, maybe even more so. Why oh why could we not have had Tulsi or Andrew? Best

  • @briankelley1875
    @briankelley1875 Год назад +40

    Best piece of vice content in the past decade

    • @toxendon
      @toxendon 10 месяцев назад

      That's cause it was made by Vic Berger

  • @NarinderSinghHere
    @NarinderSinghHere 6 лет назад +551

    BILL YENSEN

    • @Mr2crazyz
      @Mr2crazyz 6 лет назад +2

      Narinder Singh hahahahah

    • @elijahp.3720
      @elijahp.3720 6 лет назад +22

      I can't unhear it now

    • @PBPTLP
      @PBPTLP 6 лет назад +21

      Don't forget about Billy Ensen...

    • @MrAledro84
      @MrAledro84 6 лет назад +8

      managed to unhear that, through excruciating pain though

    • @yiosomething
      @yiosomething 6 лет назад +7

      Billianson

  • @BlGDisappointment
    @BlGDisappointment 4 года назад +421

    Billions doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

    • @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
      @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 4 года назад +5

      What are billions...what is even reality anymore

    • @misterbonzoid
      @misterbonzoid 4 года назад +5

      Finally he's made me happy. Those billions: I'm in fits here

    • @runningray
      @runningray 4 года назад +2

      BILLIONS!!!

    • @shaneelder2183
      @shaneelder2183 4 года назад +14

      I thought I was tripping at one point during that sequence

    • @davidgibbs381
      @davidgibbs381 4 года назад +3

      @@shaneelder2183- I for sure started having a flashback.

  • @littlepumpkinpiehair-cutte519
    @littlepumpkinpiehair-cutte519 5 лет назад +28

    I made “bing-bing, boop-boop!” my ringtone &
    “Billion & billions!” my text tone 👍🏼

  • @hwb-zalpach
    @hwb-zalpach Год назад +14

    i have not laughed so good for a long time.

  • @tori2dles
    @tori2dles 4 года назад +953

    Gee. Maybe we should have elected “nobody” because nobody simply does everything better.

  • @Carlos_500
    @Carlos_500 4 года назад +152

    Billions and billions had me laughing and then losing my mind.

    • @claudiawenzel7923
      @claudiawenzel7923 4 года назад +3

      Would be laughing material, except to my best knowledge that guy controls your military and much of your national corona response decisions.
      My sincerest condolences.

    • @Carlos_500
      @Carlos_500 4 года назад +2

      Claudia Wenzel doesn’t control mine, I’m in Europe and it was funny nonetheless

    • @thechosenone7642
      @thechosenone7642 4 года назад +1

      Killed me more when it started sounding like Billionzin

    • @Hitariu
      @Hitariu 4 года назад

      bill jensen

    • @TheFatAndTheFurious
      @TheFatAndTheFurious 4 года назад +1

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  • @suyash5648
    @suyash5648 4 года назад +1436

    Imagine being the person who had to go through all his videos just to make this one.

    • @iadorenewyork1
      @iadorenewyork1 3 года назад +36

      They probably all got headaches.

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest 3 года назад +35

      i propose there is a huge database of all the transcripts of trump

    • @TRUMPSUCKSBIGTIME
      @TRUMPSUCKSBIGTIME 3 года назад +19

      Wasn’t hard BELIEVE ME 😂😂😂😂

    • @knockout9446
      @knockout9446 3 года назад +19

      They blew their brains out afterwards.

    • @colleendavidson1820
      @colleendavidson1820 3 года назад +11

      They have a strong stomach.

  • @spongebobmiscellaneous
    @spongebobmiscellaneous Месяц назад +1

    1:56 “I have friends that are very wealthy people-
    *friends of mine go bankrupt* ” LMFAO 💀

  • @williamjones6825
    @williamjones6825 4 года назад +68

    I’m high and watching that ‘billions and billions’ but was so INTENSE! Haha

    • @robertgoines1831
      @robertgoines1831 4 года назад +4

      bruh you can't be high enough for this shit to make any sense to anyone whose not a dumpster. Like there's not enough drugs to get you through this bullshit sane

    • @agenius6186
      @agenius6186 4 года назад +1

      LMAO same

    • @veraxanthe7256
      @veraxanthe7256 4 года назад

      horrendous thought loop

  • @christinebuckingham8369
    @christinebuckingham8369 4 года назад +48

    With a “friend” like him, who needs enemies!?

  • @hannahraves
    @hannahraves 4 года назад +70

    hearing him say "Billians" makes it sound like alien language after a while

    • @Yich11
      @Yich11 4 года назад +2

      i started to think "do orange toads even say 'rrbit' or is this the sound they make?"

  • @soundautomatic1
    @soundautomatic1 9 месяцев назад +3

    Trump numbers as functions bit destroyed me at 4:27

  • @Andeetec
    @Andeetec 4 года назад +123

    The news media trying to digest outright lies. Their facial expressions were priceless.

    • @netzoned
      @netzoned 4 года назад +3

      I use to always watch the WH briefings. Not any more. No point. Even when they are called out for their out-right lies by multiple reporters, they just lie more.

    • @Andeetec
      @Andeetec 4 года назад +5

      @@netzoned Remember when a politician got up and called Obama a liar outright. Well nobody is doing this to this whole administration. It is pitiful.

    • @danielk.746
      @danielk.746 4 года назад

      Yep, just goes right over their head, then they ask the same dumb questions even though it has been answered 5 times already.

    • @BungHolio-sf3yx
      @BungHolio-sf3yx 3 месяца назад

      Ironic, considering how the news media lies to the American public on a daily basis.

  • @aidanhinshelwood
    @aidanhinshelwood 4 года назад +817

    "No one knows more about debt than me"
    Well, he's not wrong...

    • @themainframe1651
      @themainframe1651 4 года назад +6

      PLANT BUILDER

    • @browngreen4663
      @browngreen4663 4 года назад +13

      Republicans keep saying that they won’t add money to the debt add a billon and dip

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest 3 года назад +6

      @@browngreen4663 and democrats dont do that too?

    • @browngreen4663
      @browngreen4663 3 года назад +16

      @@royisdabest Donald trump was the one of the biggest contributors while saying he wouldn’t add money it doesn’t fucking matter if Democrats do it to that’s not a defense sir why did you kill someone well your honer someone else also killed someone

    • @ShadyGabe
      @ShadyGabe 3 года назад +18

      @@browngreen4663 Trump supporters' defense always involve Democrats, Hillary, Obama, or anyone that opposes their god.

  • @JajabarBangladesh
    @JajabarBangladesh 4 года назад +34

    "I have some friends who are good at something and nobody understands them better than me."
    This video is an epic. I want to congratulate everybody involved in making this video. And nobody knows better than me how much effort has been given to make this.

  • @brucejensen3700
    @brucejensen3700 Год назад +4

    “Nobody loves the Bible more than me.” 😅😂🤣😂😅🤣😂

  • @Tamar-sz8ox
    @Tamar-sz8ox 4 года назад +430

    This would be funny.... if it wasn’t so sad

    • @tyecollaborator5017
      @tyecollaborator5017 4 года назад

      It's not supposed to be funny.

    • @jamesrich3426
      @jamesrich3426 4 года назад +1

      Boohoo! 😫😰😭

    • @pops1507
      @pops1507 4 года назад +1

      Why? Big men scare you?

    • @amandarios448
      @amandarios448 4 года назад +9

      A fool was elected, I didn't think I'd live to see it and I will deny this ever happened when I have kids
      I will go
      "Hah noo that's a clown, it's from an old show"
      *dies of shame*
      And I'm not American I just mean as a human I can't accept it

    • @joko09010
      @joko09010 4 года назад +1

      Amanda Rios 😆👍🏻💯

  • @pixiepostcard2090
    @pixiepostcard2090 4 года назад +308

    IN THE HISTORY OF TIME, NO ONE HAS EVER KNOWN SO MUCH ABOUT SO LITTLE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT NOTHING!!! ;- 0

  • @andyginterblues2961
    @andyginterblues2961 5 лет назад +137

    I'm gonna hear "billions and billions" in my sleep.

    • @salientissues4109
      @salientissues4109 5 лет назад +11

      "Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen....."

    •  5 лет назад +5

      ICYMI here is the transcript! billions
      05:16
      and billions and billions and billions
      05:19
      and billions and billions and billions
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      and billions and billions and millions
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      and billions and billions and millions
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      and billions and billions and billions
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      and billions and billions and billions
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      and billions and billions and billions
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      and millions and billions and billions
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      and billions and billions and billions
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      and billions and billions and billions
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      and millions and billions and billions
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      and billions and billions and billions
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      and billions and millions and billions
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      and billions and billions and billions
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      and billions and billions and billions
      07:00
      and
      07:01
      billions and billions and billions and
      07:03
      billions and billions and billions and
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      billions and billions and billions and
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      billions and billions of billions and
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      billions and millions and millions of
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      billions and billions and billions and
      07:12
      billions and billions

    • @salientissues4109
      @salientissues4109 5 лет назад +2

      @ hahahaha🤣

    • @andyginterblues2961
      @andyginterblues2961 5 лет назад +1

      And I thought that I had too much time on my hands. Thanks for this!

    • @ZobethC
      @ZobethC 5 лет назад +3

      Just think of the cute emojis to clear your palette 🐝 🦁 🦁 🦁 bee-lions 😝

  • @sudan_unhrc3037
    @sudan_unhrc3037 10 месяцев назад +2

    0:20 nobody noticed the couple kissing in background. 😂

  • @TheYafnit
    @TheYafnit 6 лет назад +363

    Making it through all 8 minutes and 27 seconds should be an internet challenge.

    • @appleciderhorror12
      @appleciderhorror12 6 лет назад +17

      Take a shot every time Trump says "billions"

    • @lilspikes81
      @lilspikes81 6 лет назад +1

      TheYafnit yeah, its much longer than the normal liberal attention span.

    • @holeindanssock156
      @holeindanssock156 6 лет назад +2

      Muiggu
      How about every time he says his own name?

    • @leep3488
      @leep3488 6 лет назад +5

      you would be DEAD

    • @lurkster1974
      @lurkster1974 6 лет назад

      Corrosion37 Здравствуйте

  • @pandaberries3430
    @pandaberries3430 4 года назад +224

    We need an updated quarantine mashup.
    His limited vocabulary is disturbing.

    • @claudiagiribaldi7226
      @claudiagiribaldi7226 4 года назад +3

      quarantine Trump quotes!

    • @pandaberries3430
      @pandaberries3430 4 года назад +5

      @@claudiagiribaldi7226 we need billyens and billyens! 😂

    • @judybodnar1347
      @judybodnar1347 4 года назад +8

      His VERY VERY limited intellect is enough to scare hell out of anyone with a brain !

    • @ChateauShack
      @ChateauShack 4 года назад +2

      That's tremendously true.

    • @Miamicharteryachts
      @Miamicharteryachts 4 года назад +1

      At least he knows tremendous

  • @johnnyjohn8073
    @johnnyjohn8073 4 года назад +1281

    "Nobody has better toys than I do." I bet Melania does.

    • @harrytame6739
      @harrytame6739 4 года назад +24

      Johnny John Can’t forget Ivanka!

    • @cyrusreyes9891
      @cyrusreyes9891 4 года назад +24

      Lol best comment

    • @erikeggenbakstad
      @erikeggenbakstad 4 года назад +6

      Hahaha

    • @koushii2603
      @koushii2603 4 года назад +11

      Lmao what kind of toys does he have

    • @johnnyjohn8073
      @johnnyjohn8073 4 года назад +42

      @@koushii2603 His toys are the republicans, bunch of little Hitlers.

  • @dank2804
    @dank2804 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:31 Feels like one of those fever dreams where you're stuck presenting before an unfavourable audience and it just never ends 😂

  • @casinc.2138
    @casinc.2138 5 лет назад +548

    I laughed so hard when be said "no body respects women more than me"

  • @TheRealMake-Make
    @TheRealMake-Make 5 лет назад +87

    5:16 My God, make it stop!
    This video is genius.

  • @juneaskew6871
    @juneaskew6871 5 лет назад +82

    This is hilarious, LMAO ROTF!
    I'VE NEVER WITNESSED ANYONE THIS RIDICULOUS IN MY LIFE.
    GREAT VIDEO!

    • @viviiiii4026
      @viviiiii4026 4 года назад

      Donald Trump for 2020 2024 2028 2032 forever

    • @paytick9034
      @paytick9034 4 года назад +3

      None Yobusiness I believe that’s a dictatorship

    • @AstroPygmy
      @AstroPygmy 4 года назад

      @@viviiiii4026 hey, serious question.
      Why would you say that?

    • @dornald7103
      @dornald7103 4 года назад

      No, don't worry. It's okay to stand-by dictatorships if you believe in them. Just sweep all the "non-democracy" under the rug.

  • @reign5426
    @reign5426 Год назад +2

    At 0:19 seconds, why are those people randomly making out 😂

    • @SaltheartFoamfollower
      @SaltheartFoamfollower 3 месяца назад

      LOL, made me look!!!! and the answer is they're maga'ts they get horny listening to the dumbest guy on earth repeating the dumbest lies ever heard.

  • @jillpatrickfulleros8329
    @jillpatrickfulleros8329 4 года назад +261

    I cried laughing at this, especially at "billions and billions..."

    • @morriezelpowe2284
      @morriezelpowe2284 4 года назад +8

      Please have mercy Lord wherever thou are to release us from this moron.

    • @jxwlticrkld
      @jxwlticrkld 4 года назад +4

      @@morriezelpowe2284 obviously he left you about 4 years ago

    • @jabeddh
      @jabeddh 4 года назад +3

      I was thinking is it ending or not!

    • @garyscott3089
      @garyscott3089 4 года назад +8

      I was in hysterics. Billions, about a billion times! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jillpatrickfulleros8329
      @jillpatrickfulleros8329 4 года назад +1

      He had friends everywhere only to dump them in the end...

  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa 4 года назад +51

    Good God, by the time he was done saying "billions" it wasn't even a word anymore.

    • @lazerboy4870
      @lazerboy4870 4 года назад +2

      I’m tripping and hearing that was fun.

  • @brynjarthewarrior2680
    @brynjarthewarrior2680 4 года назад +131

    "A psychological deeply damaged man," Mary Trump.

    • @chatryna
      @chatryna 4 года назад

      You should hear what I have to say about my own family.

    • @brynjarthewarrior2680
      @brynjarthewarrior2680 4 года назад +3

      @@chatryna Likewise, but I have had to completely walk away and dissociate myself with them. It got to the point when listening to them gave me headaches and my mind became a whirlwind. Their logic wasn't was illogic. I would leave feeling vertigo.

    • @chatryna
      @chatryna 4 года назад +1

      @@brynjarthewarrior2680 That is a good sign. That means you are still connected with right side up. You just need an anchor so that you can endure without vertigo.

  • @anonymousanonymous6796
    @anonymousanonymous6796 Месяц назад +3

    his manner of speaking is always entertaining.

  • @MehranMoin
    @MehranMoin 4 года назад +430

    "Nobody knows more about debt than me." Truest statement of all 😅

    • @tsippor
      @tsippor 3 года назад +7

      Probably also the only

    • @taytk8005
      @taytk8005 3 года назад +13

      @Mehran Moin - "nobody knows about better about lying than me"

    • @josephp2109
      @josephp2109 2 года назад +5

      (Dwight meme) False, the federal government knows significantly more.

    • @Nefariously_ignorant
      @Nefariously_ignorant Год назад +4

      Only true statement in his entire failure of a presidency

    • @josephp2109
      @josephp2109 Год назад +4

      @@Nefariously_ignorant how’s his replacement doing for ya?

  • @multiio1424
    @multiio1424 5 лет назад +65

    Funny how "billions" stops sounding like a word when it's said very many times in a row.

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 4 года назад +181

    After a while, the "billions" montage sounds like he's saying "Billy Enzon". Lol

  • @Drakonopia
    @Drakonopia Год назад +3

    The Couple That Kissed in the Background, 😂, Nobody Loves Trump Better Than Me❤‍🔥💯

  • @michellelord8897
    @michellelord8897 4 года назад +233

    Did he leave out “Friends in Prison”?

    • @carmo9693
      @carmo9693 4 года назад +1

      I think he did but they are included by "friends" in general. Always there to make his liberal friends cry too.

    • @johnjoseph321
      @johnjoseph321 4 года назад

      Yea he left out gay friends too.

    • @happycebu
      @happycebu 4 года назад +1

      KUDOS!!!!!!

    • @bluesdoggmusicrediker4614
      @bluesdoggmusicrediker4614 4 года назад +1

      hes got alot of friends that SHOULD be in prison

    • @i.e.s.u7155
      @i.e.s.u7155 4 года назад +1

      He's got a friend that went to prison and died on suicide watch

  • @zehrasevilmis2280
    @zehrasevilmis2280 4 года назад +70

    I don’t think I can hear the word billions again for a while

    • @moonrock165
      @moonrock165 4 года назад +3

      We will hear, ( I will make you lose millions and millions and millions ).

    • @stvstreett
      @stvstreett 4 года назад

      how many ?

    • @cosmiccomedy7394
      @cosmiccomedy7394 4 года назад

      It started sounding so weird after awhile

  • @hemakodaaa
    @hemakodaaa 4 года назад +102

    Alternative title:
    "8 minutes 27 seconds of reasons not to elect Trump ever again."

    • @sandrafraser7015
      @sandrafraser7015 4 года назад +3

      rfdzn Or 8 minutes 46 seconds of you kneeling on his neck!! 😂

    • @chisrsgardener977
      @chisrsgardener977 4 года назад +1

      what election? the choice between bing and bong? billabong-drain the swamp

    • @danmvt
      @danmvt 4 года назад

      bing bing

  • @dangerusstopics
    @dangerusstopics 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you. One of your only watchable videos, Vice News... I'm talking to you...

  • @luisat431
    @luisat431 4 года назад +54

    "Billons and billions billons billensen Biilisen Billiseen billiseeeen "

    • @cwashing21isme
      @cwashing21isme 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha ha Hahaha Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aryanzijlstra6649
    @aryanzijlstra6649 4 года назад +52

    "Nobody knows X better than I do" translated into English: "I just found out about X"

    • @JohnSmith-qn3ob
      @JohnSmith-qn3ob 4 года назад

      Or "I just found out about X, I don't know if X is important, I should pretend to know it"

  • @seattledanr5363
    @seattledanr5363 5 лет назад +57

    OMG. I honestly haven't laughed that hard in years. ROFL crying.

  • @blackspider1405
    @blackspider1405 Год назад +5

    Shout out (and condolences) to whomever put this together. It's amazing.

  • @bazil4146
    @bazil4146 4 года назад +44

    Trumps hand when he says billions: ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️🔄↗️↘️↖️↙️

    • @darrellcook8253
      @darrellcook8253 4 года назад +1

      He's playing the invisible accordion and that's a lie detector of sorts. Only the band packed up and left and the bar closed leaving the bartenders with the problem of getting him out the door. Wher the cops are waiting...

  • @TheDesertsweeper
    @TheDesertsweeper 5 лет назад +66

    A year and a half later this video would have to be several hours long

  • @retalbtaylor370
    @retalbtaylor370 4 года назад +196

    I wonder how many times he’s said “billions” over his lifetime, probably billions and billions! Bing bing bing‼️

    • @mattincinci
      @mattincinci 4 года назад

      his FB friends don't count, lol

    • @burnnolys5707
      @burnnolys5707 4 года назад +2

      than he start using Trillions....

    • @mg4468
      @mg4468 4 года назад +4

      The way he says everything, including “bill-yuns” makes my skin crawl. POS POTUS

    • @jakearmitage7811
      @jakearmitage7811 4 года назад +2

      Trump: Bobby Axelrod is a good friend of mine.

    • @retalbtaylor370
      @retalbtaylor370 4 года назад

      jake armitage who’s Bobby Axelrod?

  • @McR0d4u
    @McR0d4u 4 месяца назад +1

    If you know a guy like this at work in the bar or in your neighborhood, you would squirm every time they would walk towards you

  • @sinisterminister6478
    @sinisterminister6478 6 лет назад +42

    After watching that why do I feel like I've been labotomized?

    • @michaelpondo6324
      @michaelpondo6324 5 лет назад +2

      Trump needs a lobotomy quickly before he does more damage to our democracy.

  • @annierlalrindiki
    @annierlalrindiki 3 года назад +157

    I watch this whenever I’m down 😬

    • @annespry7588
      @annespry7588 3 года назад +4

      It is like a comedy routine

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg 3 года назад +1

      😏

    • @deborahbarry8250
      @deborahbarry8250 3 года назад +1

      That's a great idea I'm going to do it! Billions and billions and billions and billions of times lol

  • @UninstallingWindows
    @UninstallingWindows 4 года назад +72

    Reporter: "Mr President, which search engine do you use?"
    Trump: "Bing Bing Bing Bing.....Bing....Bing"

  • @toddglover1121
    @toddglover1121 4 месяца назад +1

    Thank you very much for that mashup but now my head is spinning and my jaw hurts from laughing so hard, especially the part about the billions.

  • @FixNewsPlease
    @FixNewsPlease 4 года назад +32

    In a matter of seconds he said the word "billions" more than anyone else would throughout an entire lifetime.

    • @owlcowl
      @owlcowl 4 года назад +2

      Even more than Carl Sagan -- billions of times as many.

    • @JasonFlorida
      @JasonFlorida 4 года назад +1

      World record for saying billions over a billion times

    • @dennisandfreyasd631
      @dennisandfreyasd631 4 года назад

      @@owlcowl You beat me to it! I had the same idea!

  • @gonepostal474
    @gonepostal474 4 года назад +138

    This video is from over 2 years ago. Much more could be added since.
    He's insane.

    • @tigweldNY
      @tigweldNY 4 года назад +4

      stay tuned for 4.5 more years of content, Lenny ...And be sure to make your opinion known to thirteen more like-minded people on youtube XD

    • @ernestpaul2484
      @ernestpaul2484 4 года назад +1

      @@tigweldNY This moron will try to start WW3 to try and get re-elected. Oh wait a minute, he is pulling out the US military from Germany as Putin requested. Just hope for a ground zero hit when the incoming begins, it won't take long.

    • @LaceChaser
      @LaceChaser 4 года назад

      Ernest Paul show some facts, because nobody is bringing in German forces. We have plenty ourselves. There’s also no current serious issue that involves our armed forces.

    • @brahmburgers
      @brahmburgers 4 года назад

      I don't much mind insanity on its own. However, when the insane person has fingers on nuclear bomb buttons, the dynamic changes.

    • @Giwled07
      @Giwled07 4 года назад

      @Beau Québec It is a montage.. really? thanks for that brilliant insight ...

  • @userwl2850
    @userwl2850 4 года назад +66

    The billions part sounds like my car trying to start in winter.

    • @Typhoon2142
      @Typhoon2142 4 года назад +1

      My car goes "bing bing"

    • @youthecat
      @youthecat 4 года назад +1

      ​@@Typhoon2142 : Well, better than "Bing-bong-BANG-bong-BING-bung....."

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 2 года назад +157

    The person who edited this video probably needed a week off after this.
    Pure Gold. A must - to save and to watch over and over again.

    • @thabomuso2575
      @thabomuso2575 Год назад +2

      no he went to the asylum

    • @carlosambriz4268
      @carlosambriz4268 11 месяцев назад +1

      I'm sick

    • @burtan2000
      @burtan2000 10 месяцев назад +2

      Let’s be honest, you could make this about any POTUS.
      BUT with trump, it’s easy. It’s easy to make a dozen videos like this. A hundred of him contradicting himself

  • @thisDavidLiu
    @thisDavidLiu 4 года назад +43

    Let's all appreciate just how much Trump footage they've gone through to make this video.

    • @anniefannycharles9951
      @anniefannycharles9951 4 года назад +2

      I couldn't do it! So thanks guys, we appreciate it!

    • @jimmurphy6095
      @jimmurphy6095 4 года назад +2

      About 2 days worth looks like... ;)

    • @elizabethsheffield6609
      @elizabethsheffield6609 4 года назад

      .........only about 3..........if that! .......the misogynous ignoramus.

    • @ghedebaronsamedi
      @ghedebaronsamedi 4 года назад +1

      Billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of hours.

  • @neB_Storm
    @neB_Storm 5 лет назад +273

    "Nobody is best at making billions of imaginary friends other than me. BING!"
    -Big D. Trump 2019

    • @ayadassoil448
      @ayadassoil448 5 лет назад +2

      "Nobody is best at making billions of imaginary tremendous number of friends other than me. BING!"

    • @evabailey3860
      @evabailey3860 5 лет назад +2

      Yass to this comment. ROFL

    • @scottb721
      @scottb721 4 года назад +1

      billions and billions and billions

    • @papi_sativa
      @papi_sativa 4 года назад

      Don't forget Billy Enson.

    • @juellzzdrizzy
      @juellzzdrizzy 4 года назад

      Lmbo

  • @diane8585
    @diane8585 Год назад +1

    I respect the person who made this video. Very well made

  • @AyaBlue22
    @AyaBlue22 4 года назад +202

    Too many "billions", my ears gave up and I started to hear "Bennigan's" ...