"Come on mate, it's Park Run" Acceptable responses: "Umm...Don't you know who I am?" "I'll get my big brother on you" "You're in my way" "You've ruined everything" "Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe"
I’m going to stick my neck out here and say that was probably the best commentary & run you’ve done so far, and there’s been some good ones. The prince of passion delivers again! ‘The breathing is laboured, the passion is strong’
Burgundy top, birthday party and tracky-bottoms - OMG you are hilarious ! This is my first visit to your channel and I love how refreshing your running commentary is. You had me giggling and staying to the finish!
literally just watched nick besters vid and now crown my run vid today is a laze about watching my fave tubers doing there thing as I'm sick as f**k and can't get out n run rn ffs.this makes me happy watching y'all smash your goals
I love Park Runs, it keeps all the masses together, leaving a bit of space of individuals who like to do their own thing on other routes. Long may they continue, the masses are the masses 👍🏿
New direction for the channel. Become the Nick Kyrgios of Parkrun. Talented, capable of the sublime or ridiculous. And winds people up. Come on J. Mills - the channel will explode!!
PMSL...Its only parkrun! Great vlogg. Bester's vlogg really made me want to get over to Battersea. But yours made me want stay in bed, wear tracksuit bottoms and do Dr Tempo at my local!
Outstanding - your best commentary to date. The road traffic on that course is like an arcade game. You’ve had a great rehearsal to come to my local Princes Park in Liverpool 8. Overnight fisherman scattered along the lake, often falling out of their tents with huge spliffs. “Come on mate, it’s Parkrun - no performance enhancing drugs”
Brilliant episode as ever ... the suspense and commentary on point. Come to expect no less from this channel and finally well done on the PB... "its only parkrun".... its only parkrun!!! He clearly doesn't know you have almost 5k subscribers tuning in for their weekly fix 😂
So the hubby and I were there - he’s the guy in the pink pattern vest just after the first corner. Bloody gutted that he got to meet you and I didn’t! Awesome running and top quality commentary! 😂
Everyone commenting on the nutter at the start & 4getting too congratulate you!!!.. ( it was the jogger running a roos the way that annoyed me).. 🙈😂😂Well done j Mills another brilliant vid and parkrun PB.... 🥳🥳🥳🏃🏻♂️x
Love the full send! What a finish 💥 next time you need to line up next to me ;) When you’re ready for a crack at sub 17, drop me a message and if timings work then I’ll come pace you! 👊🏻
Thanks Nick, absolutely loved your last KM finish battle, nice one! Oh that would be amazing, thank you! I'll give you a buzz when I feel like I'm in shape!
Absolutely top quality video, love the commentary reminds me of the commentary in horse racing where it’s all action! The overlays are brilliant as well, how do you manage to get those on can I ask?
Cheers mate! I've just recently updated my overlay actually. I'm using Garmin VIRB software which pulls in your Strava or Garmin data file. The software is rather old and not updated anymore but gives you lots of freedom to edit things how you like if you're confident with a spot of coding! I'm not myself but luckily got help from my Girlfriend and best mate. An easier solution which I used before was simply pulling the Garmin data straight on my insta360 camera and using the premade default overlays before rendering out.
Im not sure how everyone doesn't crash at the start of Parkrun. I do nearly every time. There are usually about 30 people going sub 20 mins (My aim is usually sub 20 mins although closest is 20:03.), but if i start in the top 100 then i get over taken, and usually crashed into as i try and go out at 4m/km pace. If i am any further back then i will almost certainly crash into someone as it is so crowded and i am still trying to run a 4m/km on my first leg and people will just stop running right Infront of you or you will get boxed in and everyone around me will be running 5 or 6m/km. I find it really difficult to work out how fast anyone else at the start is going. It probably doesn't help that there are 700-850 people on a path that at best can fit 4 abreast.
Another great video. Apologies for shouting J Mills at you in your warm up I got a bit overexcited to see you in person... 😂 me and my gf are big fans keep up the good work.
You could almost smell the fear coming off Nick Bester when he saw you rock up. Incidentally his was the fastest of all 'it's only a parkrun mate' this weekend.
Tracky Bottoms trying to distract the competition with those impromptu hoists revealing the waistband of his Bjorn Borgs or were they CK...my God this channel is messing with my head 😂😂😂
Absolutely love your humour. Fantastic videos. The passion meter is a great addition. Your video editor should have a stopwatch overlay you can add for elapsed time. Oh and I don't think I could have held back against it's only a parkrun dickhead.
Over-reaction from the guy I would suggest - we all have stepped on someone or been stepped on at the start of a race by accident... his comment is a little weird taking into account he wanted to start on the front row - it's Parkrun meaning it is only a park run, then why is it important for him to start on the front row. Good race and good time (great shoes by the way) and great video.. Congrats.
I did a lovely 28K trail run on the weekend and the guy next me was coughing so hard that I said to him "thats a passion death cough right there"... Sadly he didnt know what I was referring to. I will say though that my passion meter redlined which resulted in a nice vomit post race for all to see.
I wonder if annoyance at Mr Cut You Up Then Complain When You Bump Into Him motivated you to such a good run. His words implied a sense of perspective but his tone revealed him to have none. He was probably muttering " It's only parkrun " to himself between supressed sobs as you disappeared into the distance.
Loving the new overlay! Loving the surreal moment of having to avoid masses of people in pointy party hats at end! Not loving Mr Grumpy at the start, he was a bit much.
Love the video, but Battersea has got to be the worst place to try the "follow the leader" - you know they're gonna be doing 15 mins!! Plus the start is crowded... I think it's more interesting when you have no idea if the leader will be doing 18 mins or 15 mins!
Nothing hahaha - I was joking about being arrested by them as they easily run passed me after I'd gone off and knocked into someone by accident hahah 🤣🤣
Well done j mills great video. But i soo wanted to see you stay with nick for aslong as you could i was getting very exited to see that! Can you try a follow the leader again 🙏🏻
Honestly J.Mills that contact at the start was nothing... you wanna try Bushy parkrun where hundreds funnel onto a narrow track after the first 100m-carnage! Great PB btw
'It's only parkrun' said nobody starting within the first 5 rows of Battersea ever.
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I just checked this Parkrun and finishing times are mental! Now I am not sure if I should run Bushy or Battersea Parkrun when I am in London🤣
come on mate, it's park run.....excuse me..come on mate it's CROWN MY RUN!
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"it's just parkrun" says a guy who starts himself down the front at Battersea
This.
"Come on mate, it's Park Run"
Acceptable responses:
"Umm...Don't you know who I am?"
"I'll get my big brother on you"
"You're in my way"
"You've ruined everything"
"Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe"
Ffs 🤣🤣🤣
"Thanks, it sure is"
Ronnie Pickering ova here
@goodyeoman4534 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m going to stick my neck out here and say that was probably the best commentary & run you’ve done so far, and there’s been some good ones. The prince of passion delivers again!
‘The breathing is laboured, the passion is strong’
Appreciate that mate ❤️
That guy at the beginning who says its just parkrun, goes to Battersea Parkrun like that is the most casual, and calm parkrun.... 🔔end
This.
Finally! The Nick Bester video we’ve been waiting for 😂.
Well done on the great time mate!
Thank you man!!
Sensational bit of content this.
And the "passion meter" has the potential to be an absolute banter beacon.
Cheers mate!
‘Come on mate, it’s parkrun’ 🤣🤣
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Just popped up on my recommended vids after watching Nicks vid and your commentary is hilarious!
Thank you!!
Burgundy top, birthday party and tracky-bottoms - OMG you are hilarious ! This is my first visit to your channel and I love how refreshing your running commentary is. You had me giggling and staying to the finish!
Ah thank you!
Very entertaining video! The ending last KM was so epic
I have been watching these parkruns now it's really good :D respect for doing them!
Dont know how I got to this video...but I am glad I did. 👍🤣
Thanks for coming hahah
I was thoroughly entertained. Great effort and great commentary!
Thank you!!
"come on mate, it's parkrun" 🔔🔚 - Great content as usual!
literally just watched nick besters vid and now crown my run vid today is a laze about watching my fave tubers doing there thing as I'm sick as f**k and can't get out n run rn ffs.this makes me happy watching y'all smash your goals
Cheers buddy, hope you feel better soon!
I am loving your channel! You’re making me giggle and motivating me to improve my 5k time.
Thank you, I hope you smash your times!
I love Park Runs, it keeps all the masses together, leaving a bit of space of individuals who like to do their own thing on other routes. Long may they continue, the masses are the masses 👍🏿
They are amazing, wouldn't be here without em!!
"The parkrun tempo police" 🤣. As a Battersea Park regular I can relate!
Why are these so exciting. On the edge of my seat.
Yes , the best commentary on a parkrun I have ever seen ( heard) x
😂
Thank you mate!!
You're a machine mate - Enjoying all your content!!
Thanks man!
I just watch Nick Bester's video, and I am watching yours. Oh the planets have aligned in my favor!
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Absolute masterclass. We go again!
Cheers mate!!
A few seconds in “it’s only parkrun mate” 15 minutes later, breathing like darth Vader 😅
That was fantastic! Really enjoyed that. Well done on the PB too.
Thanks mate!
New direction for the channel. Become the Nick Kyrgios of Parkrun. Talented, capable of the sublime or ridiculous. And winds people up.
Come on J. Mills - the channel will explode!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 😈😈
@@heeby123 that modern day business w@nk word - J Mills as The Disruptor.
@ Darth Mills
“Come on mate, it’s only parkrun” 😂😂😂😂
We’ve all been there
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@@CrownMyRunkeep up the good work mate, love these videos. Great running content laced with a hint of sarcasm & satire
@@johnramsay7408 just a sprinkle haha!
Outstanding! I think there's going to be a Basket full of PB's this year for you! 🏃🏼♂️⏱🥇
Cheers mate!!
I could stick with nick bester for 0m too, so we must be about the same speed.
Hehehe
😂 I could stick with him for all of 0.01seconds 😅 great time though. Am 19:40 currently. Pushing hard weekly to get my time under 19
@@AndreRees Good luck!
First time watching and that last km was epic.... navigating people on your last k is serious hard work
Cheers mate!
"cmon mate its only park run" - this is probably his tactic to get ahead of people . He says it to everyone unti he gets the in the lead.
Not a bad tactic to be fair!
@CrownMyRun yeh I might use it on anyone that overtakes me
PMSL...Its only parkrun! Great vlogg.
Bester's vlogg really made me want to get over to Battersea. But yours made me want stay in bed, wear tracksuit bottoms and do Dr Tempo at my local!
Hahahaa, sorry about that!
The breathing is labored but the passion is strong yes, keep going J Mills! Yes, you did it!!! 🎉
🎉🎉🎉 Thank you!!!!
Outstanding - your best commentary to date. The road traffic on that course is like an arcade game. You’ve had a great rehearsal to come to my local Princes Park in Liverpool 8. Overnight fisherman scattered along the lake, often falling out of their tents with huge spliffs. “Come on mate, it’s Parkrun - no performance enhancing drugs”
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Might be up there for stag do in the summer so I very much look forward to that!!
That guy in white at 9:11:52 is moving, I think he holds one of the marathon world records
Brilliant episode as ever ... the suspense and commentary on point. Come to expect no less from this channel and finally well done on the PB... "its only parkrun".... its only parkrun!!! He clearly doesn't know you have almost 5k subscribers tuning in for their weekly fix 😂
Cheers buddy!
Great run. Exhausted just watching.
Cheers!
I love your commentary mate!
Thank you man!!
That new overlay is pretty fire 😉🔥
😘😘😘
So the hubby and I were there - he’s the guy in the pink pattern vest just after the first corner.
Bloody gutted that he got to meet you and I didn’t!
Awesome running and top quality commentary! 😂
Ah that's such a shame 😭😭 In hindsight I should have just followed him and got an overall PB haha!!
@ could have a vid series about being paced round Parkrun by randoms!
When will you be back at Battersea parkrun? A J vs D Mills duel would be legendary!
Everyone commenting on the nutter at the start & 4getting too congratulate you!!!.. ( it was the jogger running a roos the way that annoyed me).. 🙈😂😂Well done j Mills another brilliant vid and parkrun PB.... 🥳🥳🥳🏃🏻♂️x
Thank you very much!!
Excellent video and commentary. Thank your girlfriend for the overlays because they are great.
Thank you, I definitely will do!
The jogger by the circle near the end was hoping for someone to bump him. He had his own little “only park run” speech ready.
I'm glad I avoided him haha
‘Come on mate, it’s parkrun’ - I bet that's the specimen that got all of our statistics taken away. Absolute weapon and soft arse.
Chill lol
@dkny9954 I didn't think I'd have to spell out sarcasm, but here we are.
Yep, and you'd bet if he was good enough to get a top 3 finish he wouldn't be saying that.
Nah probably the bell end who whinges about the stats being taken down online whenever anything to do with park run comes up.
@@steven7169 *park race
Forget about the pain cave, you go deep into the Passion Pit
I assumed this would be a pb when I saw the Strava post. Well done sir!
Love the full send! What a finish 💥 next time you need to line up next to me ;)
When you’re ready for a crack at sub 17, drop me a message and if timings work then I’ll come pace you! 👊🏻
Thanks Nick, absolutely loved your last KM finish battle, nice one!
Oh that would be amazing, thank you! I'll give you a buzz when I feel like I'm in shape!
Nick Bester x J Mills collab before GTA 6 is crazy
@OingoBoingo-c6m 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yesss do it!
Absolutely top quality video, love the commentary reminds me of the commentary in horse racing where it’s all action! The overlays are brilliant as well, how do you manage to get those on can I ask?
Cheers mate! I've just recently updated my overlay actually. I'm using Garmin VIRB software which pulls in your Strava or Garmin data file. The software is rather old and not updated anymore but gives you lots of freedom to edit things how you like if you're confident with a spot of coding! I'm not myself but luckily got help from my Girlfriend and best mate.
An easier solution which I used before was simply pulling the Garmin data straight on my insta360 camera and using the premade default overlays before rendering out.
@ that’s deadly, it definitely adds to the video, but it’s the commentary that really makes it! Great work
Wow! Well done and what a finish. Love your narration. I take it you aren't doing Las Vegas this February? I'll be there.
Thank you! Not this year, hopefully be back again to redeem myself in a few years after least years debacle! Good luck!
NOOO you beat my pb by 3 seconds
Good job man!
Ill just have to try and beat you next cross country season.
Haha, cheers mate!!
Green top deserves a special mention, he looks no spring chicken 🐓 but is going at a good lick for a bloke of at least 67 summers
I was curious how he finished. No shade intended, but turns out he is much younger than he looks from behind; 40-44 17:26 is not too shabby.
Lol. Running clearly ages people!
I'm closer to the back of the pack, but keep left and keep right seems to be something no one else hears during the briefing!
Rapid finish👌🏻well done mr mills.
Thanks mate!!
Superb running. 🎉 Alan
Im not sure how everyone doesn't crash at the start of Parkrun. I do nearly every time. There are usually about 30 people going sub 20 mins (My aim is usually sub 20 mins although closest is 20:03.), but if i start in the top 100 then i get over taken, and usually crashed into as i try and go out at 4m/km pace. If i am any further back then i will almost certainly crash into someone as it is so crowded and i am still trying to run a 4m/km on my first leg and people will just stop running right Infront of you or you will get boxed in and everyone around me will be running 5 or 6m/km. I find it really difficult to work out how fast anyone else at the start is going. It probably doesn't help that there are 700-850 people on a path that at best can fit 4 abreast.
Yeah, it's always hard to gauge exactly where is based to place yourself!
Mega this was 🙌
Another great video. Apologies for shouting J Mills at you in your warm up I got a bit overexcited to see you in person... 😂 me and my gf are big fans keep up the good work.
Cheers mate and no worries at all hahah!
Well done! Which camera do you use?
Cheers! Insta360g30
You could almost smell the fear coming off Nick Bester when he saw you rock up.
Incidentally his was the fastest of all 'it's only a parkrun mate' this weekend.
He was haha, shame I couldn't break my mile PB going with him but always another time!!
Great running J Mills. Don't worry about IOPM, now that he knows who brushed his shoulder, he'll frame that gilet for posterity!
Hahahahahha, thanks mate
Tracky Bottoms trying to distract the competition with those impromptu hoists revealing the waistband of his Bjorn Borgs or were they CK...my God this channel is messing with my head 😂😂😂
Come on mate it's parkrun! Exactly, get out of the way! 😅😅
Legend
well that's got to go on a running vest, just to keep the little rascals informed 😝
Howling at the names 😂
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Absolutely love your humour. Fantastic videos. The passion meter is a great addition. Your video editor should have a stopwatch overlay you can add for elapsed time. Oh and I don't think I could have held back against it's only a parkrun dickhead.
Well done mate.
Lovely stuff :)
Over-reaction from the guy I would suggest - we all have stepped on someone or been stepped on at the start of a race by accident... his comment is a little weird taking into account he wanted to start on the front row - it's Parkrun meaning it is only a park run, then why is it important for him to start on the front row. Good race and good time (great shoes by the way) and great video.. Congrats.
Thanks mate, yeah was an unfortunate little scuffle haha!
Fast crowd jeez
great video!
Cheers!
33, 34, 35, 36! Commentary off the chart. Sod body warmer
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I did a lovely 28K trail run on the weekend and the guy next me was coughing so hard that I said to him "thats a passion death cough right there"... Sadly he didnt know what I was referring to. I will say though that my passion meter redlined which resulted in a nice vomit post race for all to see.
Oh man, sounds like a bloody good effort was made!
Great job! What kind of camera do you film with?
Cheers mate, insta360go3!
I wonder if annoyance at Mr Cut You Up Then Complain When You Bump Into Him motivated you to such a good run. His words implied a sense of perspective but his tone revealed him to have none. He was probably muttering " It's only parkrun " to himself between supressed sobs as you disappeared into the distance.
Great commentary
Cheers!
"Come on mate; it's parkrun" should be the byline for these parkrun videos.:D
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Burgandy top is in the chat
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Well done for the PB!💪. The guy in trackie bottoms could go 20 seconds faster in shorts. (just don't tell him😂)
🤣🤣🤣 🤫🤫
Congrats on 30k views
Thank you!!
What camera do you use, the footage is very good.
I’ve used a GoPro session 5 in the past and it was a little judderery.
You need a more modern multiband watch! Paces were all over the shop :)
Yeah, my Garmin 6x is a bit old these days!
Nick bester cameo is insane ❤
What a knob you'd already apologised!
Speaking of Bellends, do we know whereabouts Jakob "come on mate, its parkrun" Ingebrigtsen finished? 🤔
Not a sausage 🤣🤣
Loving the new overlay!
Loving the surreal moment of having to avoid masses of people in pointy party hats at end!
Not loving Mr Grumpy at the start, he was a bit much.
Yeah, who's ever birthday it was has a lot of friends! 🤣🤣
Love the video, but Battersea has got to be the worst place to try the "follow the leader" - you know they're gonna be doing 15 mins!! Plus the start is crowded... I think it's more interesting when you have no idea if the leader will be doing 18 mins or 15 mins!
You're probably right - this at least gives me another chance to do it elsewhere soon!
Big Fan.
The “it’s a community event” crew getting some beef in the oven….
Tempo police? I don’t get it? What were they doing wrong?
Nothing hahaha - I was joking about being arrested by them as they easily run passed me after I'd gone off and knocked into someone by accident hahah 🤣🤣
Well done j mills great video. But i soo wanted to see you stay with nick for aslong as you could i was getting very exited to see that! Can you try a follow the leader again 🙏🏻
I will try again, yes!!
I would have told that guy where to go lol. Well done for your restraint.
Honestly J.Mills that contact at the start was nothing... you wanna try Bushy parkrun where hundreds funnel onto a narrow track after the first 100m-carnage! Great PB btw
Yeah, I've been bashed around there a couple times haha!
Great running
Thank you!
So many quick ones in our races with 700-1000 people, only two below 18, 14 under 20.
Yasssssss 😅
oh I was waiting for "its a run not a race"!! comment 🙄
My brain had the worst time watching you fall in and out of cadence with tracky bottoms
Hahahaha, deeply sorry!